1 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,229 Isla, what are you telling me? 2 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,859 Lev, I can't marry you. 3 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:30,447 This is a joke. 4 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,574 - Lev. - I can't believe this is happening. 5 00:00:32,657 --> 00:00:35,952 - Lev. Honey, just listen. - Please… please don't honey me. 6 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,621 Okay, you were the one who begged to get back together with me. 7 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,375 What kinda asshole breaks up with someone the night before the wedding? 8 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,545 Well, at least I didn't do it at the altar. 9 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,214 Oh, thank you. Do you know what it took to get my bubbe here? 10 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,176 We had to crush a Xanax, put it in her apple juice to get her on the plane. 11 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:55,472 - That's how much I wanted her to meet you. - I never asked you to drug your grandma. 12 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,499 Isla, stop. 13 00:00:56,514 --> 00:00:59,726 Please, just… stop. 14 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:03,354 You are so selfish. 15 00:01:05,523 --> 00:01:09,277 I… I can't believe I'm saying this, but ho… honestly… 16 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,031 I think you're a bad person. 17 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:18,119 Goodbye, Isla. 18 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:29,464 Ladies and gentlemen, that is how you lose a guy in ten minutes. 19 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,135 Since then, I've been living in Ness' guest house 20 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,929 to give Lev time to move out. 21 00:01:36,012 --> 00:01:38,598 It's been a chance to mourn, reflect, 22 00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:41,518 and be woken up every morning by Ness doing CrossFit. 23 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,271 God, Ness! 24 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:49,025 Sorry, I have to vocalize, otherwise I can't activate my glutes. 25 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,401 I only have 200 more. 26 00:01:51,569 --> 00:01:54,322 Also, I can't stop thinking about what Lev said. 27 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,032 Am I a bad person? 28 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,452 When I really examine my daily choices, I feel like he might be right. 29 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,419 Goddammit! Isla! 30 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:12,173 I'm gonna tell you today I'm gonna tell you tomorrow 31 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,678 All I need is you loving me… 32 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,388 So what, did you get a… 33 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,098 Goddammit! 34 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:23,017 As long as I can breathe 35 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,816 Oh, goddammit. 36 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:31,568 Lev was right. 37 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,069 I'm a dick. 38 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,392 God! 39 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,200 My hands get wet. 40 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,212 Thanks for driving me from the remote lot. 41 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,424 I still can't believe they make us park all the way under the highway. 42 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:57,177 At least this way we get to spend more time together. 43 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,679 Do you know the dancers don't have health insurance? 44 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,681 I mean, I'm… I'm not defending them, 45 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:05,268 but they are always talking about how broke the team is. 46 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,187 Jackie, you just parked 47 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:11,107 between your brother's Maserati and your other brother's Maserati. 48 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:15,028 I gotta go. 49 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:20,116 I think I speak on behalf of the entire Waves organization 50 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,619 when I tell you we couldn't be more excited right now. 51 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,288 as we welcome Tommy White to Los Angeles. 52 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,165 Let's jump into it. Any questions? 53 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:30,251 Tommy White, you're the heartthrob of the league. 54 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,337 Is there any truth to you dating Kaia Gerber? 55 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,131 Okay, we're not gonna talk about Tommy's love life. 56 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,801 Although, with a face like that, I'm sure there's always more than one girl. 57 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,054 Yeah, Kaia and I are just friends. 58 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,348 We met in the greenroom at Hot Ones. 59 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:45,975 Tommy, what's been your favorite part of Los Angeles so far? 60 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,728 Oh, without a doubt, the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios. 61 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:52,690 I freaked out and… and punched the spitty one, the one that got Newman. 62 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:57,779 Uh, Tommy also has said he's excited about joining the fire recovery efforts. 63 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:58,863 There was a fire? 64 00:03:58,947 --> 00:03:59,891 Let's stop it. 65 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,616 He's really happy to be here. 66 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,785 Tommy already loves LA. 67 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,288 We love it! 68 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,542 I love LA 69 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,545 We love it 70 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,341 We love it 71 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,636 Did Tommy just smile at you? 72 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,206 I don't know. 73 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:25,181 I just got an email that my kid's got lice. 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,100 What neighborhood did you settle in, Tommy? 75 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:28,518 Actually, I have no home. 76 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,645 - I'm homeless. - No, no, no. 77 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:32,897 He's actually staying at a very exclusive hotel. 78 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:33,883 It's nice. 79 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:36,985 It's hard to feel like a part of the community until I have a house. 80 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,696 I need those things that trees have in the dirt, 81 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,281 the branches that are underground. 82 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:42,573 - Roots. - Yeah, roots. 83 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,701 And that's impossible in a hotel. 84 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:46,869 That's really sad and beautiful. 85 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,456 Isla, at what point does temporary housing become negligence? 86 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,333 We will find Tommy a home. 87 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,962 We're very invested in Tommy, which is why we're paying him $200 million. 88 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,045 Next question. 89 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,383 Tommy, do you think you and Travis can share the ball? 90 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:04,595 What the hell, you guys? 91 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,974 How hard is it to find a McMansion in Los Angeles? 92 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:09,142 It's brutal out there. 93 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:12,145 Look, every house we've looked at has been rented to a Bachelor spinoff 94 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,480 or some oligarch's kid transferring to USC. 95 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,483 Okay, Sandy, what about your mom? Isn't she a real estate agent? 96 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,319 She just said that to get on Selling Sunset, 97 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,821 then they said she was too old, so now she does nothing again. 98 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,197 We are on it. I promise. 99 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,534 By sundown, Tommy White will be in his own personal Versailles. 100 00:05:26,617 --> 00:05:28,119 We got a big problem. 101 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,188 Like, real big. 102 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:31,956 Jackie, she's your girlfriend. Explain. 103 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,401 She made a TikTok. 104 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,376 No, not just a TikTok. 105 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,920 A TikTok with 1.5 million views. 106 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,422 - What? - Screen-share. 107 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,133 POV, you're a professional dancer for the Waves. 108 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:44,552 It's 5:30 a.m., and you just got to work, 109 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:47,138 and your parking lot's giving major crime scene energy. 110 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,182 Security? Oh no, babe, it's a trust-based system. 111 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,351 And here's where the magic happens. 112 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,103 No mirrors, no heat, one broken Bluetooth speaker. 113 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,315 I wonder if Tommy White's $200 million locker room looks like this. 114 00:05:57,398 --> 00:05:59,025 Don't worry. We get paid in exposure. 115 00:05:59,108 --> 00:06:01,402 Anyway, we slay, even if the workplace doesn't. 116 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:03,946 Hashtag dancer life. Hashtag go LA Waves. 117 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,490 Hashtag minimum wage. 118 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,033 That little B! 119 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,077 - Also, she is so cute. - I know. 120 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,454 Oh my God. Ness, are you, like, emotional? 121 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,498 No, I was just really in her point of view. 122 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:16,167 - Oh God, there are thousands of comments. - What? 123 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,628 No, no, no. John Legend said, "Wow, that part." 124 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:21,130 "Isla Gordon ought to be ashamed of herself." 125 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:25,051 Oh my God, a Cynthia Erivo fan account said I'm the Wicked Bitch of the West. 126 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:26,134 So clever. 127 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,805 And Jackie commented, "That's my boo!" 128 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,932 I had to, so people knew she had a boyfriend, 129 00:06:31,015 --> 00:06:34,102 but just because I hearted it doesn't mean I liked it in my heart. 130 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:36,729 Well, tell your little girlfriend to take it down. 131 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:37,715 Yeah. 132 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,108 Also, find out what kind of selfie stick she used 133 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,610 because Bituin and I need a little more stabilization. 134 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,530 - I don't know that she'll listen to me. - Make her! 135 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:48,741 We don't need some beautiful, ethnic Disney princess telling us we're cheap. 136 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,078 Know what? I'll call Bernie and ask him if we can fire her for a breach of contract. 137 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,622 Yeah, Dad fired the entire dance team every five years. 138 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:56,499 Loved himself a fresh batch of fillies. 139 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,877 He'd call up Hugh Hefner and say, "Hef, send me your best dancers." 140 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,504 - "I want curves. I want…" - No. 141 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:07,301 We are not firing any of the dancers, and we are not silencing Sofia. 142 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,762 We are better than that. I am better than that. 143 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,889 - You are? - Yes. 144 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,683 At least I am now. 145 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,144 Jackie, I want you to tell Sofia 146 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,439 that I had no idea the dancers were working under such conditions, 147 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:20,982 and I promise to fix them, 148 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:24,068 and please tell Sofia I'd like to sit down with her. 149 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:36,497 So, Tommy, this is George Clooney's house. 150 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,167 He's on Broadway doing an adaptation of Syriana. 151 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,752 Damn. He looks a lot different than I remember. 152 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:44,088 No, no, no, that's his best friend, Richard Kind. 153 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:47,550 Yeah, George is a big LA Waves fan and is willing to rent this out to you. 154 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,927 That's so cool. Have you guys seen Ocean's Eleven? 155 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,554 - Yes. - Of course, yes. 156 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:55,808 I just saw it and did not get it at all. I gotta go back and watch the first ten. 157 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:59,187 Hey, an upstairs. That's probably where the bedrooms are. 158 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,149 And this is the primary. 159 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,943 The mattress cost more than my first car. 160 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,572 Yeah, I… I don't know about this thread count. 161 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,158 Would you sleep on this bed, Sandy? 162 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:15,578 Uh, probably not. I travel with my own pillowcase and sheets. 163 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,246 I get rashes from most detergents. 164 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,081 You're a little freak, huh? 165 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:23,252 I'm gonna go check out the bowling alley. 166 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,299 Dude, he was totally hitting on you. 167 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:29,884 - Tommy? No way. - Yeah. 168 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,180 I guess it was flirty for him to call me a little freak while perched on a bed, 169 00:08:34,263 --> 00:08:35,848 but he's straight, right? 170 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:36,933 That's what I thought, 171 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:40,520 but maybe he's into pasty, anxious men with good posture. Get on that. 172 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,731 I can't hook up with a player. That's… that's not professional. 173 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:46,567 It's nothing a delicately-worded letter to HR can't take care of. 174 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:50,613 I should go check on Tommy. I'm worried he'll break George's Oscar. 175 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,623 Lev blocked me? 176 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,750 You wanted to see me? 177 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,752 Hi. Sofia, yes, come on in. 178 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,754 I just wanted to catch up. 179 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:11,884 Have you seen… the new murder show? 180 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,844 I know you want me to take down the video, but I won't. 181 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,098 I would never, okay? Freedom of speech. 182 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,474 Second Amendment. 183 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,393 - Mm, first Amendment. - Even better. 184 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:22,061 - Mm. - You know, I just wanted to say 185 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:25,356 that I was already planning on surprising you girls with a tasty perk. 186 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:30,570 It might not be a lot of cash, but there is a lot of dough. 187 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,655 Oh God, don't say you're offering us a pizza party. 188 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,782 No, of course not. 189 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:35,908 I would never do that. 190 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:39,412 Look, I've written up a list of demands, and it's what we think we fairly deserve. 191 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,163 I will read this right away. 192 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:45,251 I want you to know that the Waves dancers are a priority for me. 193 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:47,378 I think you guys deserve the world. 194 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,046 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 195 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,006 Thank you. 196 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,262 Isla, can I just say that, um, 197 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,056 it really means a lot that you're doing this. 198 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,640 Thank you. 199 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,063 These demands are insane. We can't afford this. 200 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,566 We can't afford or don't want to afford. 201 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:11,193 They want better benefits than we have, and ours aren't that great. 202 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,695 They want maternity leave? 203 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:13,821 I mean, that's great. 204 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:16,741 It's beautiful, empowering, but pregnant dancers? 205 00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:19,201 Nobody wants to see a baby bump under a crop top. 206 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,703 - Oh! - They work so hard. 207 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,290 Dancing while people are on their phones and going to the bathroom. 208 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:25,541 We have to pay them more. 209 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,211 Dad always said their payment was a chance to dance in front of lonely, rich men 210 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,506 who can make 'em their wives or at least keep 'em as a little side piece. 211 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,342 We can't take on any more expenses. 212 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,469 Marcus's statue alone is costing us a fortune. 213 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,720 We're on the fifth revision 214 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,014 because he didn't like the way they sculpted his calves. 215 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,683 Isla, you know all this. Is this about Lev? 216 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,936 - I know he was pretty tough on you. - You've been emotional lately. 217 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:48,731 This morning at breakfast when I gently farted, you lost it. 218 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,815 It smelled awful. 219 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:53,611 You never took a break after the wedding, or the almost wedding. 220 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:58,449 - It's okay if you wanna step back. - No! I do not need time off! 221 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:03,204 Dad was divorced like a million times and never took one day off. 222 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:06,999 - Well, what do you want to do? - I know that we can't give them a raise. 223 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:11,879 But there are things that don't cost much that show we care. 224 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:16,050 I guess we could upgrade their equipment, you know, get 'em a few more massage guns. 225 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,719 We could get rid of the rule that dancers can't date the players. 226 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:21,514 No, I think that's a good rule, actually. 227 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,849 We could provide a meal stipend on game days. 228 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,476 Yes! Let's write this up. 229 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,811 There, see? 230 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,771 We are helping people. 231 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:29,897 Was that that hard? 232 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:30,980 - Ah. - Hm. 233 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,364 Hey, I got the numbers on returning season ticket holder revenue. 234 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:39,448 What were you just doing? 235 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:43,411 Oh, nothing. I was just seeing if you could take creatine while on Accutane, 236 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,496 - and you can, and it's… - Mmm… 237 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,708 Oh my God, you were Google stalking Tommy. 238 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,875 I knew you liked him. 239 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,711 I barely knew who this man was 24 hours ago, 240 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,714 and now because of you, if I don't hook up with him, I will die. 241 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,923 The Internet is useless. 242 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,634 Look him up on Instagram on your phone to find out if he's gay. 243 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,927 Why can't you use your phone? 244 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,637 Because I'm afraid my fingers'll twitch 245 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,432 and I'll double tap a shirtless photo of him from ten years ago. 246 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,892 Sandy, he has 14 million followers. 247 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,895 He's not going to notice if some random otter likes an old photo. 248 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,564 Otter? I am still a twink. 249 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:12,940 - Okay, fine. - Thank you. 250 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,026 First up, Tommy at New York Fashion Week. Come on, that's pretty gay. 251 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,695 Or he's sleeping with a model. 252 00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:19,321 Okay. 253 00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:22,533 See? Here he is at a Dua Lipa concert. 254 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:25,786 Every straight man in the world thinks Dua Lipa is the hottest woman alive. 255 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:26,871 Fine. 256 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,291 Oh! Here he is at a Formula One race. 257 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:31,277 Race cars? 258 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,252 - Mm-hmm. - That's aggressively heterosexual. 259 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,046 Not if all the drivers are hot European guys with perfect cheekbones. 260 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,715 - They are? - Mm-hmm. 261 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:40,009 - Jesus, these men are flawless. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,261 I need to follow every single one of them immediately. 263 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,764 Sandy, look, I can't do your self-doubting, insecure shit now. 264 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,015 Tommy likes you. 265 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,308 My gaydar is never wrong. 266 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,268 - I knew you were gay before you did. - Really? 267 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,436 - Mm-hmm. - How? 268 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,730 You liked Judy Blume and wore ankle socks. 269 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,527 Come on 270 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,611 Bust a move 271 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:01,030 Come on 272 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,852 - Hey. - Hey. 273 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,327 Did we hear back from Sofia yet? 274 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:10,664 No, but the dancers' appreciation post is getting solid engagement. 275 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:11,748 Oh, that's good. 276 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,001 At least they can't say I didn't try. 277 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:17,046 Oh, Clooney said Tommy could stay as long as he waters his plants. 278 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,547 Oh, things are good. 279 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,300 And now, your Waves City Dancers. 280 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,143 Oh my fucking God. 281 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,773 Now we dream so high that we fly 282 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,651 And we aim for the sky so we fly… 283 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:41,278 Mama, she looked right at you. 284 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,362 Let's fly… 285 00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,699 Sofia's here for her meeting, but… 286 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,952 Jackie, I know this might affect your sex life, 287 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,995 but I'm gonna scream at your girlfriend. 288 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,705 Where do you get the nerve? 289 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,416 Please refrain from speaking to my client in that tone. 290 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,045 "She's not alone" is the end of what I was saying. 291 00:13:58,128 --> 00:13:59,421 Thank you, Jackie. 292 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,423 Isla, Diane Robicheaux, 293 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,592 civil rights attorney, feminist, legal scholar, 294 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,846 occasional host on The View when someone's getting work done. 295 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,306 I know who you are. Didn't you sue Subway? 296 00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,142 Eleven and a half inches is not a footlong. 297 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,937 And in America, that still means something. 298 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,772 So you hired a lawyer? 299 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,442 When I saw the brave dancers' actions last night, 300 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,820 I said to myself, "Oh, hell yeah." 301 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:27,366 And then my daughter showed me Sofia's TikTok, and I said, "Oh, hell no." 302 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,119 And then I said, "Hell, I'm getting involved." 303 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,329 And yes, I talk to myself a lot. 304 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:36,417 Maybe you should have talked yourself out of coming to my office and ambushing me. 305 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,500 Excuse me? 306 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:43,507 Diane, I am dealing with constraints far beyond the dancers' situation. 307 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:47,970 I run a very complicated business and have made the dancers a fair offer. 308 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,097 You mean the performative one that costs you nothing. 309 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,349 It's obvious you're just trying to save face. 310 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,643 I mean, pompoms and green Gatorade? 311 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,727 - The grossest flavor. - Mm. 312 00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,188 There was pizza. Sofia rejected that. 313 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,232 Also, if it wasn't for me, 314 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,943 they would've been ignored and given nothing. 315 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:06,363 - I expected better from you. - Why? We don't even know each other. 316 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:10,284 But the millions of people who watched Sofia's TikTok know who you are, 317 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,994 and they are not happy. 318 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:17,458 Yeah, but one Marcus Winfield highlight gets 100 times more views. 319 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,669 And at the end of the day, that's who the fans come to see. 320 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,672 - So my hands are a little tied. - Well, tie your hands around this. 321 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,343 Here is our new proposal, including a substantial pay bump. 322 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:31,138 I look forward to forcing you to do the right thing. 323 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,222 Come on, Sofia. 324 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,687 That's it. I am done with these girls. 325 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,814 Oh, I take it your meeting with Sofia didn't go well? 326 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,316 It wasn't just Sofia. 327 00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:44,234 They hired Diane Robicheaux. 328 00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,278 Oh, Jesus. Diane is a legend. 329 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,947 You know she's in Oprah's inner circle, 330 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,032 like calls her "O" and doesn't get corrected? 331 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,493 I try to give everyone everything. 332 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:56,455 I give, and I give, and I still can't make anyone happy. 333 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,581 Well, guess what? 334 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:02,169 If that makes me a bad person, then I guess that's what I am. 335 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:05,005 Does this mean we're getting rid of them? 336 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,508 Sorry, Jackie. Ness, find me new dancers. 337 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,494 You got it. 338 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:11,303 Let's see if I can dig up any disgraced Rockettes. 339 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,099 Here is everything for the rental. 340 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,433 Key codes, Wi-Fi. 341 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,103 And George says no shoes inside the house unless you're Matt Damon. 342 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,604 Cool. Yeah, I get that. 343 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,358 Oh, and, uh, we got some tickets to a couple concerts, 344 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,859 but they're both on Saturday. 345 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,905 So, who would you prefer to see, Lady Gaga or Post Malone? 346 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,490 Oh, not even a question. Gaga. 347 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,102 I thought so. 348 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,161 Yeah, one of my girls is coming to town. She's a huge Little Monster. 349 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,123 So sick, living in the Cloon's house. 350 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,169 Bad news. Tommy's straight. 351 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,548 And now I have to get Lady Gaga to perform in LA next weekend. 352 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,846 Thank you so much for taking me out to dinner. 353 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:56,917 Sorry. 354 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:59,101 Is that about the… work situation? 355 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,310 Yeah. 356 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,147 The girls are so excited that Diane's helping us, 357 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,150 and it really feels like this is all coming to an end. 358 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,819 Yeah. You're at the end, all right. 359 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,305 What does that mean? 360 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,115 I'm just saying, no matter where you do it, it's still dancing. 361 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,161 It d… doesn't matter if you're on a team or at, like, a club. 362 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,747 Sometimes I just… dance in my kitchen. 363 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,624 Wait, Jackie, are they… are they gonna fire us? 364 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,708 Oh… 365 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,003 No. 366 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,630 I cannot believe Isla. 367 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:29,700 Oh my God. 368 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,967 - Sofia, I'm sorry. Mamita, please. - No, I gotta go, Jackie. 369 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,052 - I gotta go. - I just… 370 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,348 Isla, you are gonna want to see this. 371 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,017 - Code Lavender. - Code Lavender? 372 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,021 The Waves City Dancers have made clear, reasonable requests. 373 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:47,316 But Isla Gordon refuses to offer even the bare minimum. 374 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,319 That is me leaving the eye doctor. Why would they use that photo? 375 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,154 Why is your posture so bad? 376 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,572 Do you have scoliosis? 377 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,909 Isla Gordon can't improve her dancers' conditions, 378 00:17:56,992 --> 00:18:01,371 but she can rent George Clooney's mansion for $150,000 a month 379 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:06,001 for a player who already makes $54 million a year. 380 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,336 Make it make sense, people. 381 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,672 - How did she get the monthly rates? - She must be boys with Cloons. 382 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,884 And if they even attempt to replace any of these dancers, 383 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,345 we will be filing a wrongful termination suit. 384 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:17,638 Oh, come on! 385 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:21,141 When I first spoke with Isla, I thought I had a new sister. 386 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:24,394 Someone who shattered the glass ceiling for all women, 387 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,687 but it turns out, 388 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,316 she just wants those shards to cut the rest of us. 389 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,026 - I'll take your questions. - Oh! 390 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,570 - Well, that was powerful. - Yeah, and poetic. 391 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,407 How did Diane know we were gonna replace the dancers? Hm? 392 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,994 It sounds like we're all stumped and should just move on. 393 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,915 Jackie! You told Sofia? 394 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,042 She pulled it out of me, but I'm still on your side. 395 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,920 After it happened, she invited me up, and I said no. 396 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,673 - There is no way that's true. - More bad news. 397 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:53,882 Clooney's realtor just said, 398 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,552 George stands with the dancers and won't rent the house out to us. 399 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,638 You know what? This has Amal Clooney's fingerprints all over it. 400 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,349 Enough is enough. I'm putting an end to this. 401 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,353 Diane, we need to talk. 402 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,443 When I said I wanted to meet, 403 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,487 I was hoping it'd be more like Sunset Tower, 404 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,156 not an old-age home in Pacoima. 405 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,532 I'm glad you came, Isla. 406 00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:21,076 It means a lot. Let's go inside. 407 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,744 Oh, can't wait. 408 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:27,583 Oh please, I can't do another Make-a-Wish where the person doesn't know who I am. 409 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,666 Would you stop it? 410 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:30,084 Just look. 411 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,134 Sofia works here 30 hours a week 412 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,760 and then rehearsals and games. 413 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,805 All the girls have to work a second job to make ends meet. 414 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,058 Jackie didn't tell me this. 415 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,561 I mean, not that I asked, but… 416 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:48,687 Sofia! 417 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,192 I brought a visitor with me. 418 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,610 I see that. 419 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,821 - Um, this is Lois. - Hello. 420 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,199 Sofia's my favorite. 421 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,284 She never lets me give up. 422 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,827 Just look at that face. 423 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,539 I keep telling her she should marry my son. 424 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,124 She's actually dating my brother. 425 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,794 You bitch! 426 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,838 - Oh my God. - What the hell? 427 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,131 I've heard all about you. 428 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,884 - What the hell? - You better sleep with one eye open. 429 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,261 I think we've seen everything, uh, we need to see. 430 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,306 Oh my God. Diane, what was that? She's a monster. 431 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,225 How does Sofia deal with her? 432 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,602 Sofia's one of the lucky ones. 433 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,855 Some of the other girls have to do graveyard shifts with Uber 434 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:35,609 or some really freaky-deaky stuff on OnlyFans. 435 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,153 Feet videos, mukbang, 436 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,156 eating a bowl of ramen on top of a washing machine. 437 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,324 Mm. 438 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,784 Life shouldn't be that hard. 439 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,078 Okay. 440 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,164 I'll do what I can. 441 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,458 Like, in a real way. 442 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,628 - That's all I needed to hear. - Yeah. 443 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,630 Do I smell like apple juice? 444 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,139 Welcome to the brand-new Waves City Dancers dressing room, 445 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,933 sponsored by Sephora. 446 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,352 Also, you're all getting four tickets for friends and family. 447 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,148 You should be very proud. You helped make this happen. 448 00:21:15,732 --> 00:21:17,693 Yeah, Diane's actually kinda inspired me. 449 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,529 She actually offered me an internship. 450 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,781 What? Well, that's… that's amazing! 451 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,702 Thing is, though, it's… it's in Washington. 452 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:31,206 As in Mount Washington, like the neighborhood in Los Angeles? 453 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,791 As in Washington, D.C. 454 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,487 All right. 455 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,587 Well, I just wanna say 456 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,800 that the LA Waves wouldn't be the same without the Waves City Dancers, 457 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:45,012 so we are going to give you a raise and health insurance. 458 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,140 That said, do not pull a stunt like that again. 459 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,224 Seriously. 460 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,685 And, Jackie, would you mind passing out the new contracts? 461 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,022 Wow. Isla Gordon. 462 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:58,483 Tougher to crack than I expected, but eventually you caved. 463 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,111 I mean, did the right thing. 464 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,405 Mm. And maybe now you'll go on the record 465 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,991 and say that you were wrong, and I am a good person? 466 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,577 Girl, you have got to get over that. 467 00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,289 Diane, it's been… interesting, 468 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,708 and I really admire you as a person, 469 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,127 and I hope we never interact again. 470 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,212 Uh, not so fast. 471 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,840 The girls have one more request. 472 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,968 Fine. As long as it doesn't cost me any more money. 473 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,890 Lev. 474 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,185 Lev. 475 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,646 Isla, what are you doing here? 476 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:40,275 I thought we agreed that I had until five so we wouldn't see each other. 477 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,320 I want to talk to you. Wait, are you taking the sconces? 478 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:45,364 Yes. I bought them. 479 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:50,452 Also, I'm taking the golf clubs that I bought you that you never use. 480 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,537 You and my cousin are the same height. 481 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,581 Wait. Lev. 482 00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,796 I hated the way things ended between us, and I want you to know that 483 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,173 I never wanted to hurt you. 484 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,010 And I'm so sorry. 485 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,054 I appreciate that. 486 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,137 Yeah. 487 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,725 And even though you blocked me on all social media, 488 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:14,711 Uh-huh. 489 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:19,898 I care about you and really hope we can be friends someday. 490 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:26,071 You know I don't regret everything that I said. 491 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:30,992 But you're not a bad person. 492 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:35,497 And you were probably right to call off the wedding. 493 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,417 And you were right that it would've been way worse at the altar. 494 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,500 Yeah. 495 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,719 Okay. 496 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,389 We shouldn't get back together, shouldn't we? 497 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,224 Oh my God. No. 498 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,103 And please don't joke like that. It's too soon. 499 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:00,564 I'm still really mad. 500 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:07,320 Okay, I'm just gonna walk around the neighborhood until you're done. 501 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,762 I gotta go to the bathroom. What the hell is this halftime surprise? 502 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:36,433 Make some noise for your Waves City Dancers. 503 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,314 Get up, get up, get up 504 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:44,983 He said, "Hi, my name is so-and-so" 505 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,319 "Baby, can you tell me yours" 506 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,739 "You look like you came to do one thing" Set it off 507 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,073 I started on the left 508 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,618 Then I had to take him to the right 509 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:58,038 He was out of breath But he kept on dancin' all night 510 00:24:58,121 --> 00:25:00,457 - Get up - Ooh, ah 511 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:03,126 The way you look at me I'm feelin' you, uh 512 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:04,503 Ah, I feel it 513 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,047 I just can't help it Tryin' to keep it cool, uh 514 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:10,091 The club is jumpin' now So get up 515 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,801 Now beat 'em down to the floor 516 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,845 Beat 'em down to the floor 517 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,472 Choo-choo-choo-choo 518 00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,557 Choo-choo-choo-choo 519 00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,309 It's rocket time, it's rocket time 520 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,603 Get pretty girl, rock So take a picture 521 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,063 Ching-ching-ching-ching 522 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:25,065 Ching-ching-ching-ching 523 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,317 Yeah! 524 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,277 All right! 525 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,195 Yeah! 526 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,489 That was so fun. 527 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,119 What can you take with Accutane? 528 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,871 Hey, what's up, man? 529 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,665 You, uh… you free tonight? 530 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:47,504 Uh… I was going to watch a couple of eps of Formula One. 531 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:48,587 Uh, why? 532 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:52,300 Nah, I was just… I was thinking, you know… 533 00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:55,637 maybe we do this. 534 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,899 Also, I need a place to stay. 535 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,360 It seemed like you're someone who keeps extra towels. 536 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,655 That's, um… not wrong. 537 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:14,864 Let's go.