1 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,894 And Marcus goes to the line. 2 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,563 LA is up big here in the fourth. 3 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:26,401 Marcus Winfield going to the line to shoot two free throws. 4 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:27,902 - Congrats. - For what? 5 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:30,071 Um, the team you built is up 20 points 6 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,158 and is about to clinch home-court advantage in the playoffs. 7 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,747 Winfield going to the line for one free throw. 8 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,753 That's not good. 9 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,758 - You know what? - What the…? 10 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:53,261 Home court is overrated. Maybe we'll just play away games. 11 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:55,722 It's live 12 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,474 I got a plan Get with me in the ride and 13 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,143 - Inside - I'll make it so my… is never dying 14 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,228 I don't know why my life was spared, 15 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,439 but I know everything happens for a reason. 16 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:07,025 And now, I have a new way to motivate. 17 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,735 Motivate Sports Goo. 18 00:01:08,818 --> 00:01:12,614 All the vitamins and nutrients you need in one convenient glob of goo. 19 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:14,199 Now that's a seamless collab. 20 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:15,992 Look, I'm glad Marcus is alive, 21 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,578 but I wanna talk about the person everyone wants dead. 22 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,080 Isla Gordon. 23 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,581 Who's leaking these pictures of me? 24 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,709 Ali, you have got to release a statement that these are AI. 25 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,044 How'd it come to this? 26 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,463 When we return, the boys and I are gonna debate. 27 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:31,883 Is Isla Gordon bad with money, incompetent, 28 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,135 or I'm hearing might be a drinking problem. 29 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,121 Okay. 30 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,305 You know, we could've had a new arena five years ago, 31 00:01:37,388 --> 00:01:40,642 but Cam blew off the meeting, and now I have to fix it? 32 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:42,811 Look, it's just an estimate. Don't be mad at me. 33 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:49,150 What? It's just a little square. 34 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,820 Apparently, all the squares are connected. I don't know how roofs work. 35 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,613 It's a lot, but we'll figure it out. 36 00:01:53,696 --> 00:01:55,448 Also, the court was damaged too. 37 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:57,826 Come on. 38 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,870 That angry vein is on your forehead, so I won't tell you about the electric. 39 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,414 It was only a matter of time until something like this happened. 40 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:07,335 Our HVAC is 20 years old, and our Jumbotron is made by Samsay. 41 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:11,381 We're one of the premier sports franchises in the country. This is very embarrassing. 42 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,966 I know, but the fact of the matter is, 43 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:17,053 we don't have the money to deal with this right now. We are poor. 44 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,847 I don't think you guys know what poor means. 45 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,558 No, it's a different kind of poor, Jackie. We're cash poor. 46 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:24,978 Every other owner in the league got rich in tech or oil or predatory loans. 47 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:27,689 Owning sports teams is just a fun side hobby, 48 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:29,941 but for us, this is all we got. 49 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:33,444 I had no idea. I'm gonna sponsor the Coffee Bean run tomorrow. 50 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:36,156 - No, Jackie, it's not… - Ice-blended horchata, cinnamon sprinks. 51 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,700 It's been a very expensive year with the new Dyson deal 52 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:41,703 and trading for Tommy, and then had to shell out half a mil 53 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:44,706 to that one fan who keeps hitting the half-court jackpot shot. 54 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,124 Yeah, Jimmy Saldano? 55 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,710 I played with him in college. That guy's lights out. 56 00:02:48,793 --> 00:02:50,295 Stop fucking inviting him to games. 57 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,505 The discretionary fund won't cover the repairs, 58 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:56,176 and our bank says we are over-leveraged and that we can't get another loan. 59 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:59,470 And the league's saying we have to play all away games until everything's fixed. 60 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,639 We have to play home games during the playoffs. 61 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,683 Where will we get the money for this repair? 62 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,519 What about Al Fleischman? Guy owes me. I got him new seats. 63 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:09,647 - Yeah, why'd you do that? - Because of a situation exactly like this. 64 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,774 It's always good to have a rich guy that owes you. 65 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,902 - I agree. Great idea, Cam. - Thanks. 66 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:17,405 I mean, is it a great idea? I don't wanna be in debt to Al Fleischman. 67 00:03:17,488 --> 00:03:20,450 - So do you have a better plan? - I will. Soon. 68 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,620 Because I'm great at landing sponsorships, so meeting adjourned. 69 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,420 So who are you gonna call? 70 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:33,503 I don't know. 71 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,883 We are not going to The Toilet King of Orange County. 72 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,176 He's so gross. 73 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:41,846 Look, Al, this is the best way to show the board that you got the funds. 74 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,641 We get this done, you're a major player around here. 75 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:48,519 Yeah, look, maybe we let you take a layup like Drake did. 76 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:51,606 Oh shit. Uh, I gotta go. 77 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,487 Come in. Come in. 78 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:03,201 Hey, new office looking good. 79 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:06,120 Yeah, they just repurposed an old janitor's closet. 80 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,190 And that fucking thing, 81 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,999 I gotta roll that out every night, and they keep rolling it back in here. 82 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,459 Do you want me to talk to Esteban? 83 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:13,544 No, no, no, no. That's not why I brought you in here. 84 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,754 Yeah, yeah, have a seat, man. 85 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:18,591 Listen, Jackie, I'm realizing that I've been back a while now, 86 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,177 and you and I have never really had a chance to connect. 87 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,470 It kinda bums me out. 88 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:24,555 - It does? - Yeah, of course it does. 89 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,433 And look, it's not lost on me. You're the only one that got Dad's name. 90 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,352 It means he really saw something special in you. 91 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,104 Ah, he left way before I was born. 92 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:35,108 - But also, he still gave you his name. - My mom named me that. 93 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,902 I'm just trying to make a point, you know, that we don't hang out much. 94 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,737 We should get to know each other. 95 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,322 How's your girlfriend? Sammy? 96 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,867 Oh, Sofia, she's good. She's doing an internship in Washington, D.C. 97 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,078 She just sent me a picture of her and Wolf Blitzer. 98 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:50,540 That's okay. I don't need to see that. So what are you doing on Saturday? 99 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,208 I'm going to my local AMC. 100 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,376 It's supposed to be hot out… 101 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:55,378 - Oh. - …and they have the best air conditioning. 102 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:56,713 Better than Target, 103 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,173 which I also have to go to to get cat litter. 104 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,925 Mom's cat has webbed toes, and it helps… 105 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:04,554 Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, because that… that sounds terrible. 106 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,639 Why don't you come to my house? 107 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,975 Me, you, Lizzy, the kids, we grill up some steaks? 108 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,228 I love grilling. I… I make turkey burgers in my George Foreman all the time. 109 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,063 - What? - Oh, do… do you want me to bring it? 110 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,316 No, you don't need to bring it. Just… just come on by. 111 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,318 - I can't wait to get to know you. - Me too. 112 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,945 - All right. I do too. - I think it'll be good for us to bond. 113 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,280 - Right. - Yeah. 114 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:24,781 Well… 115 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,951 Listen, that phone's gonna ring any second, 116 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,286 and I'm gonna have to answer it, 117 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:30,788 so that means you're gonna have to get out of here. 118 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,875 Do you think something's up with Cam? 119 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:38,588 Like, if Cam gave Al courtside seats, he's getting something in return. 120 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,340 - Like what? - I don't know. 121 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,258 But Cam doesn't do anything just to be nice. 122 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,342 Never? 123 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:46,429 Remember when he got Joe Francis to delete that video of you on Bourbon Street? 124 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,513 Wait, what was it called? 125 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,973 It was called Spring Break Sluts, 126 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:52,143 and for the whole summer, I had to be his designated driver. 127 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:55,521 Uh, I remember having to drive both your drunk asses around. 128 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,023 See, he used you too. 129 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,444 Are you sure you're not mad at Cam because he's the reason the arena's falling apart? 130 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,821 No, I can be mad at my brother for multiple things. 131 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:07,742 I just… I need time to figure out how to pay for these repairs. 132 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:09,619 Jackie! 133 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,414 - Can you clear my schedule? - You mean your wink-wink? 134 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,166 - Hmm? - Botox and filler. 135 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:16,459 Oh no. God, no. 136 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,045 Nurse Jamie is impossible to schedule. Keep that. 137 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,760 Ooh, bad news, Isla. 138 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,721 I can only give you a half dose 'cause there's a shortage on Dermesse. 139 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,307 - No, no, no. I need Dermesse. - I know. 140 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,558 - It's the best. - Mm-hmm. 141 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,143 - Oh, you know whose dad makes it? - Mm. 142 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,129 Nicole Vark. 143 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:38,022 Nicole Vark is Vark Pharmaceuticals? 144 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,232 The girl from freshman year 145 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:41,317 who got so drunk she fell off the Sigma Chi roof? 146 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,820 Yeah. She runs the company with her dad now. 147 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,947 Wait, Ali, I've got a great idea. 148 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:48,157 Don't get too excited until your face settles. 149 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,119 We can partner with Nicole to pay for the repairs. She owes me. 150 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,414 I'm the one who called 911 when she fell off that roof. 151 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,498 Yeah, and because of you, 152 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,834 they found those drugs in her system, and she got expelled. 153 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,421 - She probably hates your ass. - I don't have very many options, do I? 154 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,506 It's been 20 years. Maybe she's over it. 155 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,758 Right, because rich girls don't hold grudges. 156 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,177 Nurse Jamie, you ready for me? 157 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,595 You get Botox too? 158 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,389 Yeah, I get it in my pits. 159 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:13,307 Ugh. 160 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,982 Uh, that was good stuff, bro. 161 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,234 Yeah, totally, bro. There. 162 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:24,846 Mm. 163 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,572 Hey, is there a P.F. Chang's near here? 164 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,700 I did a commercial for them and get free beef and broccoli for life. 165 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,702 You got paid in beef and broccoli? 166 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:33,995 Yeah. 167 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:36,456 - Good, yeah. - Do you wanna go or what? 168 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,749 As much as I love dynamite shrimp, 169 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,210 I don't know if we should be seen together. 170 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,546 Because I'm, like, super famous, and you're a nobody? 171 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,257 - Dude, you shouldn't feel bad about that. - No, I don't. Um… 172 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,968 I mean, I wasn't. Now I do. Uh, but it's less that. 173 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:50,678 It's more, you know, we work together, 174 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:53,306 and I'm also kinda your boss in a weird way. 175 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:55,892 You're not my boss, but what about an NDA? 176 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,979 Yes, that's a great idea. I've never actually used an NDA. 177 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,440 That'd really help me keep a lot of secrets. 178 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:04,942 Wonder if my whole jazz tap class would sign one. 179 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,611 That would be nice. 180 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,654 - I can't do that. - There. AirDropped. 181 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,490 That's the last one I used, 182 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,908 so just erase the name on there… 183 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,284 - Oh, great. - …and put yours. 184 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:15,952 Really? 185 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,372 You know he's my favorite Avenger, right? 186 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:24,836 Hello. 187 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:25,879 Isla Gordon. 188 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:26,922 Wow. 189 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,383 You look exactly the same. 190 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,801 Thanks to you, Nicole. 191 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,097 It's been too long. 192 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,643 You know, it's funny you're here, Isla, because not a day goes by 193 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,562 where I haven't thought about how badly I want to 194 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,231 thank you. 195 00:08:43,814 --> 00:08:45,441 - You do? - Yes. 196 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,445 It's because of you I was forced to go to rehab and turn my life around. 197 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,114 - Plus, it's where I met my husband. - Well, that's just incredible. 198 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,534 And makes what I'm about to ask a lot less awkward. 199 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:55,617 Sit down. 200 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,163 You see, under my leadership, 201 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:04,293 the LA Waves have a rich history of trailblazing female sponsors. 202 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,546 I'm gonna stop you right there, Isla. No need to pitch. 203 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:09,131 I read the brief, and I would like to sponsor your repairs. 204 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,425 Really? Oh, that's amazing. 205 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:15,429 I promise the Dermesse logo on the court brings so much brand awareness. 206 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,015 We actually need help launching our latest product. 207 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,935 It combats an affliction that affects my husband. 208 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,104 Oh no. Does he have a disease? 209 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:24,814 In many ways, worse. 210 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,566 He suffers from GERD. 211 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,319 Oh no. 212 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,738 God, I'm sorry. 213 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:35,184 What's GERD? 214 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:36,185 It's heartburn. 215 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,200 Oh. 216 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,411 Gary's a simple white man 217 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,830 who lives in a city full of vibrant ethnic cuisines, 218 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,373 - none of which he can enjoy. - Oh. 219 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:45,167 Sometimes even buttered noodles keep him up at night. 220 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,711 Poor Gary. 221 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:50,840 So we have come up with a once-a-year injectable antacid called Burpocin, 222 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:54,468 and we've locked up Kevin from The Office to be our celebrity endorser. 223 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:55,595 I love him. 224 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,180 I am so excited to partner with you. 225 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,938 Another perfectly zeroed-out expense sheet. 226 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,191 Aruna, I gotta ask, how do you get it all on one page? 227 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,067 Margins. 228 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,321 Margins. 229 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:14,932 Yes, margins. 230 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,907 Okay, there is one more thing to go over. 231 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:19,285 This $2 million check from Cam that was deposited, 232 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:20,620 how do you want that filed? 233 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,080 Yes. No, this is a reimbursement 234 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,125 for that outgoing payment that you told me about a few months ago. 235 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,502 So, yeah, we're all whole now. It's problem solved. 236 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:31,380 No, not exactly. That was marked as a charitable donation. 237 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,049 You can't just reimburse it. 238 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,426 If we get audited, that is a major red flag. 239 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:38,220 - Oh my God. Um… - I know. I'm very worried about it. 240 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,305 Uh… 241 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,308 Yes, me too. And unfortunately, I do have another meeting, Aruna. 242 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,518 But this, you are our best accountant, 243 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,021 so I am sure that you will find a way to cover it up. 244 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,981 No, uh, to sort it out. 245 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,068 So, um, thank you, queen. 246 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,237 Okay, be safe, mama. 247 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,033 What are you doing? 248 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,117 I wanted to see you. 249 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:01,604 Why? 250 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,162 I don't know. I'm horny. 251 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:06,207 - I thought we were gonna be discreet. - I know. Discreetion's so hot. 252 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,084 Oh my gosh, what… 253 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,669 - This is my office. - Yeah. 254 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:10,878 Somebody is gonna see us. 255 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:11,961 No one's here. 256 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:13,616 Oh. 257 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,631 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 258 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,883 You want me to stop? 259 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,970 I should say "Yes," but no, this is incredibly hot. 260 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:20,956 Yeah. 261 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,014 Oh. 262 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,000 Nice boner. 263 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,015 Thank you. 264 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,984 - Today's been amazing. - Oh, hasn't it, though? 265 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,237 You know, my dream is to one day own something like this. 266 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,698 Yeah? You work your ass off, you can have a house like this. 267 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,575 Oh, I meant your pizza oven. I bet you could do s'mores in there, huh? 268 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,745 Oh, yeah, girls already did that. They totally fucked it up. 269 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,415 Final test. 270 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,793 Take 'em off when you think it's ready. 271 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,504 I don't know. What do you think? 272 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,464 Let's not forget what Dad always said. 273 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,758 "A real man never asks questions." 274 00:11:57,842 --> 00:12:01,303 That's right. The meat is ready when you feel it 275 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,012 in here. 276 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:06,142 And the internal temperature is 136 degrees. 277 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,188 I'm gonna take it off. 278 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,610 Mmm. 279 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,030 Mmm. Oh, oh, oh. 280 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,016 That's good. 281 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,367 - Yeah. No, no, no. I'm not hungry. - Wanna try some? 282 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,454 Just two bros hanging out, right? 283 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:32,626 I always said college was a waste of time, but look at the connections it made me. 284 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:35,546 Those two and a half semesters set you up for success in life. 285 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,798 I can't believe you actually pulled it off. 286 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:40,968 Hey, let me ask you something. Are all these hard hats child size? 287 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,763 What can I say? I think thinking out of the box is my thing. 288 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,182 I did it with Dyson, Sephora, and now Burpesol. 289 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,434 - Burpocin. - Yes, right, Burpocin. 290 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,562 - Wow. - Oh, it looks good. 291 00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,147 - Oh, that looks great. - Yeah. 292 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:56,233 Whoa. How come there's so many words on the court? 293 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,651 - What? - What do you…? 294 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,405 Dear God. 295 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,077 Is that Kevin from The Office? 296 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,954 Goddammit! 297 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:14,168 So, turns out any promotion for Burpocin is required by law 298 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:17,129 to list all of the side effects. 299 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,798 This is a disaster, Isla. 300 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,050 - You really Isla'd this up. - That doesn't work. 301 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,428 Sandy, where were you on this? You love going through the fine print. 302 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,055 I'm stretched a little thin now. 303 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,850 - He's been taking a real pounding lately. - The playoffs are in less than two weeks. 304 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,604 We can't have the words "loose stool" on the free throw line. 305 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,273 This is fixable. What if we spread the words further apart? 306 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,819 Like "loose" on its own is harmless. So is "stool." 307 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,655 Yeah, it'll also help with "anal" and "leakage." 308 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,281 We have to give the pharma money back. 309 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,575 If we are looking for another option, 310 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,079 I did approach Al Fleischman about our financial situation. 311 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,247 What? 312 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,832 I told you not to. 313 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,708 I had a feeling that we might need him. 314 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,419 He said he'd be happy to give us the money, interest free. 315 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,506 What does he want in return? A giant toilet on the court? 316 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:01,632 Al doesn't want promotion. 317 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,301 All he wants is to show up at the ribbon-cutting ceremony. 318 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,554 He wants to hold the big novelty scissors, you know. 319 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,623 Boom, done. 320 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,098 - That's doable. - That's amazing. 321 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,267 What happens to those big scissors afterward? 322 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,768 Are they up for grabs or… 323 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,271 There is one thing that I think would be really… 324 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,482 Oh! I knew it. I asked you not to bring in Al. 325 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,443 You do it anyway, and now you want something out of it? 326 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,653 Isla, relax. 327 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,155 Oh, no. We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for him. 328 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:29,410 We could've had a new arena years ago, but he never showed up to close the deal. 329 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,620 I'm not gonna speculate as to why. 330 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,665 - Oh! - How dare you! 331 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,585 I have not "smoked crack" in a long time. 332 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:42,381 And now he puts out the fire he started, and he wants to collect. 333 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:46,760 Well, I am not driving you around all summer, Cam. 334 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,554 Fine. 335 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:51,222 You're right. 336 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:55,519 I'm sorry I haven't been perfect, and I should've reached out to you, 337 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,522 and I should've told you that I was talking to Al. 338 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,983 What I was gonna say is 339 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:04,570 that I thought it would be nice to name the court after Dad. 340 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,573 - Oh! - It was a stupid idea. 341 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,743 - That's a beautiful gesture. - No, it's not a stupid idea at all. 342 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,620 - It's amazing. - It's beautiful. 343 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,914 - I'm out. - Oh my God, Sandy. 344 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:15,998 Isla, come on. 345 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,291 - No. - No, it's a moment. 346 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,168 - I'm out. - Oh my God. Stephen. 347 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,255 Hey, I got your text. What do you mean your agent's mad about your contract? 348 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,840 I made that up. Come here. 349 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,091 Oh, sh… 350 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,887 You're supposed to be practicing now. 351 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,847 - Somebody could walk in any minute. - Don't worry. 352 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,974 They're in the film room. Coach is showing them Rudy. 353 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,937 And don't act like you're not into it. You're bursting out of your Bonobos. 354 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,606 All right, fine. 355 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,107 - Just make it quick. - Yeah. 356 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,443 What was that? What was that? 357 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,528 Oh crap. The last scene isn't as long as I thought. 358 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,489 It was the last scene? Are you…? 359 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,199 - Get in. Get in there. - Get in what? 360 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,732 What's up, dude? 361 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,691 Did Rudy win? 362 00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,960 Who knows? Coach was crying so hard, we had to turn it off. 363 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,837 - I need a shower. I stink. - Yeah, you do. 364 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,798 Hey, I think my athlete's foot is back. 365 00:16:05,881 --> 00:16:08,217 Does that look like fungus to you? 366 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,055 Got your outfit for the ribbon-cutting ceremony. 367 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,892 Also, Cam told me you're naming the court after Dad. 368 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,962 That's awesome. 369 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,729 Cam told you? Since when do you guys talk? 370 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,857 Oh, we've been hanging out. He was teaching me how to cook a steak. 371 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:28,195 - Do you want me to teach you? - No, Jackie, I know how to cook a steak. 372 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,905 It's just weird though, right? 373 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,616 Like Cam, all of a sudden, wanting to hang out with you. 374 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,368 Is it a sobriety thing? 375 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:37,454 Or, like, is he just trying to piss me off? 376 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,290 Or maybe he just wants to get to know his brother. 377 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,504 Your Spanx and orthotics are in the bag. 378 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,095 Hey, can we talk for a second? 379 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,930 Whoa! Way too much perfume, Sandy. 380 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,558 It's cologne, okay? I'm covering up a lot of different smells. 381 00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:00,394 Look, you're the only one who knows about this, so I need your help. 382 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,854 I gotta end things with Tommy. 383 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,731 - What? Why? - He's crazy. 384 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,858 He wants to hook up all the time. 385 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:06,942 It's too much. 386 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,610 We're just… We're built different. 387 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,946 Yes, he's built tall and beautiful. You're built like, 388 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,824 and I can say this because I am one, a petite Asian woman. 389 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:18,203 Ha, ha. Yes, I have very small feet, but I also have my limits. 390 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,539 I love you. You gotta take one for the team. Suck it up. 391 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:25,085 I have been… at home, at work, in the bathroom of a Jamba Juice. 392 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,421 No, I am talking about the actual team. 393 00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,757 We've won five in a row since you guys started hooking up. 394 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,550 We can't have you messing with Tommy's performance. 395 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,886 Breaking up with Tommy isn't gonna affect him at all. 396 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:34,872 He's a hot athlete. 397 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,306 He's probably got five different guys on the side. 398 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,475 Do not fuck with the winning streak, Sandy. 399 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,185 The playoffs are right around the corner. 400 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,270 So hydrate, stretch, and get back in the game. 401 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,717 Is this on? 402 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:50,903 I may be a toilet man, but I am first and foremost an LA Waves fan, 403 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,698 and none of this would even be possible if it weren't for this man right here. 404 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,493 - My boy, Cam. - Oh, stop it. Come on. 405 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,161 Uh, listen, that's very kind of you, 406 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,289 uh, but the only reason we're here is because of my dad. 407 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:06,210 This is really a celebration of him and the things that he loved most, 408 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:09,254 which was his team and, of course, his family. 409 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,425 I think he'd be very proud to see us all working together. 410 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,677 Guys, let's, uh, maybe we get a family photo. 411 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,305 - Oh, beautiful. - Isla, come on, get up here. 412 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,141 All right, I'm gonna step out for this one. 413 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,185 Thank you, guys. 414 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,067 Ladies and gentlemen, it is without further ado, 415 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,861 I present Jack Gordon Court. 416 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,789 Oh Jesus. 417 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,041 Tommy, you scared me. 418 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,167 God. 419 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,710 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 420 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,421 Yeah, uh, my business manager wants to show me a house I can rent, 421 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,423 but I could just keep staying with you, right? 422 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,551 Oh, I don't, um… 423 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,594 I don't know. 424 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:02,432 What if this house has a… has a pool with, like, a water slide? 425 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,309 My pool doesn't even have a deep end, so… 426 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,727 - Water slides are sick. - Yeah. 427 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,730 But I sleep so good at your house. That's why I'm playing so good. 428 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,065 That could be the mattress. 429 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,943 It's a Tempur-Pedic. I could… I could order you one. 430 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,903 Wait, do you not want me to stay at your house? 431 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,115 Is this because I'm… I'm not educated? 432 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,910 I'm sorry I didn't go to, you know, San Jose State. 433 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,495 I went to Stanford. Big difference. 434 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,831 Oh, so I'm too dumb to know what Stanford State is? 435 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,457 Stop adding "state" to everything. 436 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,836 Look, you are young and famous. You could be with anyone you want. 437 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,338 I can't believe you're breaking up with me right now. 438 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,800 Last time I got dumped, we lost eight in a row, man. 439 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:41,471 I'm not breaking up with you. I'm not. I'm not. Moving in is… It's a great idea. 440 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:45,559 I was just making sure that you weren't feeling trapped or miserable 441 00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:49,271 or miss playing Sudoku on your couch at home alone. 442 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,354 Not at all. 443 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,633 So we're good? 444 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,692 - Yes. Yes. - It's our anniversary now. 445 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,695 Let's celebrate tonight with Tom Cruise coconut cake. 446 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,406 - That bakery's in Woodland Hills. - So you know where to go. 447 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,493 This is gonna be great. 448 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,370 There ain't nothing like hip-hop music 449 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,997 You like it 'cause you choose it 450 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,042 - That restaurant was amazing. - Oh yeah, it's good. 451 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,461 Sorry I spat up that oyster. 452 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,713 - No, it's okay. - I didn't know it was gonna be so wet. 453 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,796 Listen. 454 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,926 Jackie, I got a favor I need to ask you. 455 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,509 Anything, brother. 456 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,763 I need you to give me your urine. 457 00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,223 My pee? 458 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,934 Look, I know it's weird, but it's like, 459 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,978 I've got this probation thing that I'm about to get off of, 460 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,065 and now I have to do this, like, court-ordered urine sample. 461 00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,651 - It's so annoying, but… - Why don't you just use yours? 462 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,902 Oh my God, I would love to, 463 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,821 but, you know, I get sore throats, then I have to take allergy medication, 464 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,658 then the allergy medication shows up as a narcotic in my urine. 465 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,244 I'm like, "Oh God, big pharma." It's like, "Get me out of here." 466 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,287 You know what I mean? But I really trust you. 467 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,164 No one else can know about this. Understand? 468 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:50,999 Okay. 469 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,126 I will give you my pee. 470 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,129 Thank you so much, man. I appreciate this. You have no idea. 471 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,115 Anytime. 472 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,757 I gotta go, but you have a good night. 473 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,884 - All right. Have a good night too. - Thank you again. 474 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:01,954 Oh, and hey, 475 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,970 stay hydrated. 476 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,388 All water. 477 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,931 Great. 478 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,572 Oh shit. Shit. 479 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,783 Oh. Oh! 480 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,367 No. 481 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,413 Oh, goddammit. 482 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,958 Oh. 483 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:35,585 Alexa, 484 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,380 how do you unburn a steak? 485 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,675 Hmm. I don't have an answer for that. 486 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:57,399 Hey, Cam. I hate when people think of me as the person I used to be. 487 00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:03,447 And I may have been doing that to you. But maybe we've both changed. 488 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,490 Thank you for helping the team. 489 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,042 Oh. 490 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,505 No problem. I'm proud of who you've become. 491 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,051 And look at the team we've built. 492 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,137 "We"? 493 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,640 I got this feeling 494 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:35,645 I got this feeling 495 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,650 I got this feeling 496 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:45,614 I got this feeling 497 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:50,452 Baby, come and turn me on 498 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:55,040 Oh, baby, come and turn me on 499 00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,253 Oh, baby, come and turn me on 500 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:05,384 Oh, baby, come and turn me on 501 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:10,514 - Oh, baby - I… I… I… 502 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:14,184 I… I… I… 503 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:20,482 - Feeling - I… I… I… 504 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,070 Oh, baby, come and turn me on 505 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:30,200 Oh, baby, come and turn me on 506 00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,202 - Oh, baby - I…