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Who are you?

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Who are you?

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Hello?

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I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

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Hi there, you on the table.

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I wonder if you'd mind
taking a brief survey.

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Who is that?

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Five questions.

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Now, I know you're sleepy,

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but I just bet
it'll make you feel right as rain.

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Who's speaking?

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Oh, God.

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Hey! Open the door!

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I'd be just thrilled to chat
once we've run the survey.

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Shall we begin with question one?

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I'm not taking your survey.

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Shall we begin with question one?

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Let me out of here.

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Hey!

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Open the door!

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Fuck.

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Hey! Let me out!

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Hey.

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Hello.

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Five questions?

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Five questions.

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What do I get at the end?

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Depends on your answers.

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Okay.

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Great. Off we go.

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Now to start, who are you?

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That's the first question?

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First name will do.

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I don't...

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It's okay.

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If you can't answer the question,
feel free to say, "unknown."

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What is this?

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Okay, unknown.

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Question two, in which US state
or territory were you born?

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- Wait.
- Which state or territory, please?

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- I don't know.
- Unknown.

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Question three,
please name any US state or territory.

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- Fuck. I...
- First that comes to mind.

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- I don't know. Delaware. What is this?
- Delaware.

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Question four,
what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?

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I don't... That one makes no sense.

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Right? Unknown. Question five.

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And as a reminder,
this is the final question.

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To the best of your memory,

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what is or was the color
of your mother's eyes?

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Okay, what's hap... What's happening?

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Unknown.

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So that's unknown,
unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.

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What the hell did you do to me?

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That's a perfect score.

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Are you ready for Mr. Scout?

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Thank you.

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Go ahead.

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Mr. Scout.

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Hi, Judd.

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- All right, see you this evening.
- Yep, see you soon.

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- You're breathing shitty.
- Sorry.

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You sick?

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Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.

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If you breathe on me,
I'll rip your larynx out.

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Wow. That went right to ten.

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I feel like
ripping out my germ-ridden larynx

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would get you sicker
than just me breathing on you.

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Nah. Endorphins.

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Petey better not be out for the day,
'cause I'm about zero seconds

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from wrapping the Tumwater file,
and he needs to process it.

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I think he's out.

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If he doesn't process today, they won't
know until Tuesday of next week.

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- It's typical Lumon bullshit.
- Careful, guy.

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Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

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Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.

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About the greeting? You were kidding.

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No, we sincerely hate it.
How many reasons did we come up with?

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- Eight.
- Eight reasons.

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Chief among them the
latent condescension.

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And it's confusing. Like, did the kids
make you dinner in this scenario? Or...

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Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?

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- No Petey?
- We think he's sick.

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Oh, no. And Dylan's
about to wrap Tumwater today.

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Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish,

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I might get passed over
for refiner of the quarter

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and miss out on my goddamn waffle party.

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Grumble, grumble.
These perks are so out of hand.

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When we'd process
a file in the old days,

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they'd shake our hand
and fill up the creamer.

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I still don't buy
they actually incentivized creamer.

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They did.
And back then, we were grateful for it.

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That's fucked, dude.

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Yes, very fucked.

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To put in an honest day's work and not
get a children's breakfast in return.

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Irv's got claws today.

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Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.

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Hi, Mr. Milchick.

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Mark, could I have a word?

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Last time you saw Ms. Cobel,
she was in her old office.

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Now she's in her new office.

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It's a completely different office.

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What's this about?

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She'd never say so,

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but I know a compliment about the office
would just make her day.

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Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.

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Nice office.

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It's horrid.

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Yeah, the old one was better.

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You look awful. You look hungover.

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Have a seat.

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The Board will be joining us
remotely today.

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I have Mark S. at my desk.

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Hello. You...

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I assume this is about me acting
as department chief today.

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Okay. Well... I mean,

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I've subbed for Petey before,
so it shouldn't be that big a thing.

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Petey is no longer with this company.

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I'm sorry?

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I said,
Petey is no longer with this company.

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I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were
one of my favorite office friendships.

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I mean, there should have been
some notice of this. What happened?

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We'd love to tell you,

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but unfortunately,
non-disclosure policy forbids.

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We'd be aiding an assault
on Petey's privacy by you.

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Mark, would you place your key card
on my desk?

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Mark S., at this time I confer upon you
the freedom to serve Kier

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in the advanced role of Macrodata
Refinement department chief.

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Congratulations.

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A handshake is available upon request.

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Thank you. May I have a handshake?

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I know you haven't run a training before,
but Irving will be there to shadow.

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Just stick to the flowchart and escalate
properly depending on dialectics.

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You'll be fine.

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- If you need to take a few minutes...
- Thank you. I don't.

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And thank you to the Board as well.

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The Board won't be contributing
to this meeting vocally.

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Our last refiner, who
was a woman, was...

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Carol. Dylan's old seat.

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Don't be sad.

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I'm fine. We'll be fine.

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I know you and Petey were close.

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He was the only one
who really appreciated your humor.

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Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed
to start with just the input survey?

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Isn't that a little weird?

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It's standard.

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Just start at 1A and continue by line,
based on her answers.

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Well, what if I just talk to her?

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She deserves to have the information
presented to her in the proper order.

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Just as you had.

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"If the trainee becomes agitated
and demands to leave, skip to page 19."

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She has to ask three times
for you to let her.

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Right. Yes.

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Image is good.

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She looks nice.

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Okay. You're all set.

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I just love
seeing you all come in like this.

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Go on ahead when you're ready.

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- All right.
- Okay.

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There you go.

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Who are you?

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All right.

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Who are you?

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- Mark.
- What?

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You skipped the preamble.

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Hello?

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Shit!

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I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

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- That's it.
- Okay.

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Hi there, you on the table.

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I wonder if you'd mind
taking a brief survey.

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Who is that?

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Five questions.

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Now, I know you're sleepy,

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but I just bet
it'll make you feel right as rain.

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Who's speaking?

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"Who's speaking?"

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Hey! Open the door!

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Mark.

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I'd be just thrilled to chat,
once we've run the survey.

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Shall we begin with question one?

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I'm not taking your survey.

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Shall we begin with question one?

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Let me out of here. Hey!

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- Open the door!
- She's not supposed to do that.

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Hey!

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She's going to break in.

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- Let me out!
- No, she's not.

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Are you seeing this?

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I'm watching.

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Should I help?

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You should not.

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That's a perfect score.

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Now, I think I know where
our disconnect is coming from.

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- What?
- Well, there was a preamble,

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which I was supposed to read
before the survey,

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to lead into the questions and...

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But I unfortunately skipped that
and went straight into the survey.

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Am I livestock?

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I'm sorry?

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Like, did you grow me as food
and that's why I have no memories?

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You think we grew a full human,
gave you consciousness...

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- I don't know.
- did your nails and...

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I don't know. I don't know you.

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No, you're not livestock. Good Lord.

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Then what's my name?

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Helly.

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Your name is Helly. Helly R.

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Please.

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Thank you for taking the welcome survey.

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I can sense that the questions
made you feel afraid or disoriented.

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Well, the good news is,
you're at an orientation.

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You see, you have
been hired to a position

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on the severed floor
of Lumon Industries.

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The what floor?

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I understand you're confused
about the severance procedure.

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Before we hop on that,

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let's chat about something I bet you
have heard of, the work/life balance.

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To start, imagine yourself as a seesaw.

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Fuck!

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That locks from out there!

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- Let me out!
- God!

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Can we just take a beat? Please.

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Please.

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Okay, my name's Mark.

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And... So, I...

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You know, few years back,
I woke up on this table.

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In this room.

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And a disembodied voice
asked me 19 times who I was.

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And when I realized I couldn't answer,

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I told that voice that I would find him
and kill him.

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I don't know why I said that.
I mean, I was scared too.

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Did you kill the voice?

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No.

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No, that voice's name was Petey,
and he became my best friend.

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So, look, you know,
there is a life to be had here, Helly.

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A life to be had?

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Well, you see,
life, like a seesaw, requi...

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Let me the fuck out of here!

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- Ask me again.
- What?

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You've asked twice to be let go.
Ask one more time.

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- Mark.
- Yeah?

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I would like to leave the building now.

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I understand you don't feel
it's working out for you here at Lumon.

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While disappointed, I'd hate to
keep you somewhere you're not happy.

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So, let's get you outta here.

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Irv.

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The departments are pretty spaced out,
but it'll all fill in one day.

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They're planning an expansion.

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And I'm, what, part of that?

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No. You're a replacement.

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Replacement for who?

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Why are you saying
that like you hate it?

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Here's your stairwell.
Just past the bend.

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You're not coming with me?

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I'm not allowed to see.

258
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:41,250
Excuse me?

259
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,751
Well, once you leave, you...

260
00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:45,838
I just can't watch you leave.

261
00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,388
Of course you can't.

262
00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:29,590
What the hell?

263
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,477
- Am I dead?
- No.

264
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,480
- This isn't, like, hell or something?
- No.

265
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,358
Then why the fuck can't I leave?

266
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:32,236
Well, you did leave, just now.
Out into the stairwell at least.

267
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:34,696
You left, but you came back.

268
00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:37,366
- I did not.
- You did.

269
00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:39,326
Come on.

270
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,666
Weaponizing office equipment
on your first day.

271
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:49,127
You are gonna be fun.

272
00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:51,672
Look, I do sympathize.

273
00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:56,760
I've wanted to pummel Mark myself,
but I am his employer.

274
00:27:56,844 --> 00:27:58,887
And he is your department chief.

275
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,266
So we'll both have to be strong.

276
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:07,104
The good news is, there's only
one part left of your orientation,

277
00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:10,315
which Mark can't possibly derail.

278
00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:12,359
Why is that?

279
00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,862
Because it's a video.

280
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,538
Welcome to Lumon, Helly.

281
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:51,732
Have a seat.

282
00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:12,085
Are you mad at me?

283
00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:17,633
For the incompetence
or the disobedience?

284
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,677
- Well...
- Yes!

285
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,848
You know, my mother was an atheist.

286
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:29,186
She used to say that there was
good news and bad news about hell.

287
00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,188
The good news is,

288
00:29:31,855 --> 00:29:36,693
hell is just the product
of a morbid human imagination.

289
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:37,778
The bad news is,

290
00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:43,283
whatever humans can imagine,
they can usually create.

291
00:29:47,621 --> 00:29:49,164
I don't know what that means.

292
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:54,628
A department like yours
can go so good or so bad.

293
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:57,297
You know what makes the difference?

294
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,180
The people.

295
00:30:16,692 --> 00:30:17,985
You can have a seat.

296
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:34,543
Okay, go ahead and have a seat.

297
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,429
My name is Helly R.

298
00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:48,932
I'm making this video

299
00:30:49,016 --> 00:30:53,187
roughly two hours
before it will be shown to me.

300
00:30:55,147 --> 00:30:58,483
I have, of my own free accord,
elected to undergo the procedure

301
00:30:58,567 --> 00:31:00,485
colloquially known as severance.

302
00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:07,409
I give consent for my perceptual
chronologies to be surgically split,

303
00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:11,663
separating my memories between
my work life and my personal life.

304
00:31:12,623 --> 00:31:13,957
I acknowledge that, henceforth,

305
00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:18,128
my access to my memories
will be spatially dictated.

306
00:31:19,421 --> 00:31:21,965
I will be unable to access
outside recollections

307
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:24,968
whilst on Lumon's
severed basement floor,

308
00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:27,513
nor retain work memories upon my ascent.

309
00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:33,185
I am aware that this alteration

310
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:36,188
is comprehensive and irreversible.

311
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,441
I make these statements freely.

312
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:47,699
Okay, that's a wrap.

313
00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:55,832
Okay.

314
00:31:56,917 --> 00:31:57,918
Go ahead.

315
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:18,272
So I'll never leave here?

316
00:32:20,524 --> 00:32:21,817
You'll leave at 5:00.

317
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:25,487
Well, actually,
they stagger our exits, so 5:15.

318
00:32:26,697 --> 00:32:29,867
But it won't feel like it.
Not to this version of you anyway.

319
00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:32,911
Do I have a family?

320
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:35,289
You'll never know.

321
00:32:36,874 --> 00:32:38,584
And I have no choice.

322
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:45,007
Well, every time you find yourself here,
it's because you chose to come back.

323
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,077
Hello.

324
00:33:52,199 --> 00:33:53,325
Good night.

325
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:54,409
Good night.

326
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:46,043
"Dear Mark,
Whilst carrying boxes in a room today,

327
00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,505
you slipped on an
overhead projector slide

328
00:34:48,589 --> 00:34:52,176
and sustained a minor
blow to the temple."

329
00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:21,496
Hey!

330
00:35:22,164 --> 00:35:23,749
Sorry.

331
00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,960
Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.

332
00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:30,839
Sorry.

333
00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:34,570
Indeed, this gnat will spend
much of its three to seven-day life...

334
00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:56,925
No, I know, Mrs. Selvig.
It's just, it was in my space again.

335
00:36:57,759 --> 00:37:01,513
Yeah. Well, trash comes tomorrow night.
Tonight's recycling.

336
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,642
Yeah, it is weird,
but that's how they do it.

337
00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:08,061
And with both yours,
there's no room for...

338
00:37:25,746 --> 00:37:26,997
- Hey.
- Hey.

339
00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,211
Did you forget?

340
00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:38,759
Oh, yeah. Shit.

341
00:37:38,842 --> 00:37:39,843
That's okay.

342
00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:41,845
- Sorry.
- That's fine.

343
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:44,640
- Do you wanna put on pants, and I'll...
- I'm wearing pants.

344
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,517
meet you in... Those are not pants.

345
00:37:47,893 --> 00:37:51,730
So if there's no
dinner, how is it dinner?

346
00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:52,940
- Okay.
- Like...

347
00:37:53,649 --> 00:37:55,317
You actually owe me this.

348
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,944
- Do I?
- Yep.

349
00:37:57,027 --> 00:38:00,322
You remember that time when we were kids
and I was a way better sibling than you?

350
00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:02,866
Must have slipped my mind.

351
00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:06,745
Also,
I know we're nearing the anniversary,

352
00:38:06,828 --> 00:38:08,908
so I just thought
maybe you'd wanna be around people.

353
00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:11,124
Nope.

354
00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:15,462
This is nice. When did you get it?

355
00:38:15,546 --> 00:38:17,756
Something from work,
and they apologized.

356
00:38:18,382 --> 00:38:19,800
They apologized. Thank God.

357
00:38:20,843 --> 00:38:22,761
Did they tack an explanation
onto that apology?

358
00:38:22,845 --> 00:38:25,180
It's fine. Got a gift card.

359
00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:28,475
You got a gift card.
Where's he going to?

360
00:38:29,518 --> 00:38:30,644
I don't know. Pip's.

361
00:38:31,270 --> 00:38:34,147
Of course it's Pip's. Well, enjoy.

362
00:38:34,231 --> 00:38:36,024
I will, without you.

363
00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:46,743
There's our captive.

364
00:38:46,827 --> 00:38:49,246
- Hi, Rick.
- Ricken. Come on, it's Ricken.

365
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:52,416
- You, sir, look at peace.
- You know.

366
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,334
- Okay.
- Hi, baby.

367
00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:55,419
Hi.

368
00:38:56,170 --> 00:39:00,757
No, what a lot of people overlook,
I think, is that life is not food.

369
00:39:00,841 --> 00:39:02,551
- Right.
- You've got life,

370
00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:06,054
this complex quality
of sentience and activity.

371
00:39:06,138 --> 00:39:08,932
And then you've got food, which is what?

372
00:39:09,016 --> 00:39:10,392
- Yes, what is it?
- Fuel.

373
00:39:11,018 --> 00:39:13,353
Calories. It's not the same thing.

374
00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:15,814
- Yes, that is spot on, Patton.
- I definitely agree.

375
00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:17,566
Though, if I'm...

376
00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:22,863
Sorry, Mark and my dad used to have
"whiskey is life" carved on a flask.

377
00:39:24,448 --> 00:39:26,325
- True.
- It was low-hanging fruit.

378
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:28,785
He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.

379
00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:32,247
Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me
that you're a former history professor.

380
00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:33,332
Yeah.

381
00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:35,792
So I'm curious
for your take on all of this.

382
00:39:37,211 --> 00:39:39,213
The food v life of it.

383
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:44,885
Well, I'm not sure.
I taught mostly about World War I.

384
00:39:44,968 --> 00:39:47,095
Okay. Well, I got one for you.

385
00:39:47,179 --> 00:39:48,931
I was just reading this think piece

386
00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:52,768
about the comparative levels of violence
and warfare throughout history.

387
00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:54,394
Nerd alert.

388
00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:55,896
War porn, I know.

389
00:39:56,980 --> 00:40:02,444
But anyway, in it, he said that the
people actually called it the Great War.

390
00:40:03,028 --> 00:40:05,868
Apparently, it would have been a
faux pas to have called it World War I.

391
00:40:06,281 --> 00:40:07,616
Is that right?

392
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:16,792
Well, you know,
no one would've called it World War I

393
00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:20,212
'cause World War II hadn't happened yet.

394
00:40:21,463 --> 00:40:23,090
- Wow.
- Of course.

395
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:24,591
- That's absolutely right.
- Duh.

396
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,343
That's so true.

397
00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:27,970
This is why we bring this guy.

398
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:32,516
Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator
as well. Russian literature.

399
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:34,518
- I love literature.
- Right?

400
00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:37,688
But Mark is a Lumon man now.

401
00:40:37,771 --> 00:40:39,106
- Ricken.
- Really?

402
00:40:39,189 --> 00:40:41,066
Yeah. About two years.

403
00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:43,110
- Do you design the medicines?
- No.

404
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:45,863
I thought Lumon
was more on the tech side of things.

405
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:47,739
- They began in the 1800s.
- Really?

406
00:40:47,823 --> 00:40:49,616
Topical salves, right?

407
00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:50,784
What don't they make?

408
00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:54,454
Yeah, but I'm in
the corporate archives division, so...

409
00:40:54,538 --> 00:40:56,790
So you know all the dirty secrets.

410
00:40:57,332 --> 00:40:59,126
- No, not really.
- No.

411
00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:03,338
Mark's work is sensitive enough
as to require the severance procedure.

412
00:41:07,843 --> 00:41:08,844
Well.

413
00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:12,264
That's something, isn't it?

414
00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:17,311
Yeah. It's also, I think, something
that's his choice to tell people or not.

415
00:41:17,394 --> 00:41:18,854
- Right, Ricken?
- Oh, my God.

416
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,814
- No. No.
- Oh, God, Mark.

417
00:41:20,898 --> 00:41:22,625
- Please forgive me.
- No. It's okay. I don't care.

418
00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:25,694
- My apologies.
- No, I think it's fascinating.

419
00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:27,446
I mean, I wish I could do it.

420
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:31,909
I'd just always be thinking about,
you know, the other one.

421
00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:37,748
Well, there is no other one.

422
00:41:38,624 --> 00:41:40,709
It's me. I do the job.

423
00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:44,922
I just don't grasp the visceral element.
What does it feel like?

424
00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:51,553
Well, it's simple.
One's memories are bifurcated,

425
00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:54,973
so when you're not at work, you have no
recollection of what it is you do there.

426
00:41:55,057 --> 00:41:56,117
Did I get that right, Mark?

427
00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:58,936
- Well, it's...
- So you walk in at 9:00 a.m.,

428
00:41:59,019 --> 00:42:01,605
and then suddenly it's 5:00,
and you're leaving?

429
00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:04,233
- Well, they stagger us a little, so...
- They stagger you?

430
00:42:04,316 --> 00:42:07,569
And then, conversely, when you're at
work, you can't access outside memories.

431
00:42:07,653 --> 00:42:11,323
So, in effect,
that version of you is trapped there.

432
00:42:11,406 --> 00:42:13,575
Well...

433
00:42:13,659 --> 00:42:16,203
- Well, I mean, not trapped, but...
- But what?

434
00:42:20,290 --> 00:42:24,253
No, no. I'm curious. What were you
gonna say? But not trapped, but what?

435
00:42:27,130 --> 00:42:28,131
What were you saying?

436
00:42:32,261 --> 00:42:35,055
So I suppose we know where you fall
on the congressional goings-on.

437
00:42:35,138 --> 00:42:36,431
Okay, I think we may be

438
00:42:36,515 --> 00:42:37,795
- missing the point here.
- Yeah.

439
00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:41,979
The point is that Mark made a decision.

440
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:43,814
And that decision was controversial,

441
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:47,150
ethically and socially.

442
00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:50,487
Morally. Scientifically.

443
00:42:51,530 --> 00:42:54,950
But, Mark, I stand behind you

444
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:56,785
without reservation.

445
00:42:56,869 --> 00:42:58,495
- So well said.
- Thank you.

446
00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:00,998
- Absolutely.
- I definitely stand behind Mark.

447
00:43:02,124 --> 00:43:03,125
Wow.

448
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:07,087
Thank you. That's very sweet.

449
00:43:07,963 --> 00:43:10,382
Well, we're at the point
where, traditionally,

450
00:43:10,465 --> 00:43:12,509
I would say something like, "Dig in."

451
00:43:13,886 --> 00:43:16,471
But I must say,
I do think that the lack of food

452
00:43:16,555 --> 00:43:21,101
has allowed us to already do so
on a much deeper level.

453
00:43:21,185 --> 00:43:23,020
- Oh, yeah. No, absolutely.
- Right?

454
00:43:23,103 --> 00:43:26,023
I was saying, my friend in Lima hasn't
had a food-based dinner event in...

455
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,277
If I give you $3,000,
will you forgive me?

456
00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:36,491
Well, because your child
is innocent of tonight's atrocities,

457
00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:40,037
I'll wait until after it's born
to murder you.

458
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,540
Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.

459
00:43:46,585 --> 00:43:47,586
Thank you.

460
00:43:52,508 --> 00:43:56,595
Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man
with that weird little mustache?

461
00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:02,518
You're not going?

462
00:44:04,353 --> 00:44:06,813
Well, the work thing's helped.

463
00:44:08,148 --> 00:44:09,149
Yeah.

464
00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:13,529
I'm proud of you for taking that job.
I really am.

465
00:44:14,738 --> 00:44:17,098
And I think she would've been too.
I know she would've been.

466
00:44:20,327 --> 00:44:23,872
I just feel like forgetting about her
for eight hours a day

467
00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:26,792
isn't the same thing as healing.

468
00:44:34,842 --> 00:44:36,722
You wanna crash here,
since you're already here?

469
00:44:38,178 --> 00:44:39,179
No.

470
00:44:40,347 --> 00:44:41,348
Why?

471
00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:43,267
Your house smells like pregnancy.

472
00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:49,273
Yeah, I'm just not grasping
the visceral element of it.

473
00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:52,526
She is fun, wasn't she?

474
00:44:53,110 --> 00:44:55,904
- You're definitely staying here tonight.
- No, I'm not.

475
00:44:55,988 --> 00:44:57,906
I'm making all the bedsheets myself,

476
00:44:57,990 --> 00:45:01,034
so I won't finish with the big one
for some time.

477
00:45:01,785 --> 00:45:04,288
But the twin is comfortable,

478
00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:07,124
and the pajamas were made
on a Baltic handloom,

479
00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,585
so you'll sleep well.

480
00:45:10,127 --> 00:45:14,256
Thanks.
I still don't quite get the three beds.

481
00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:16,341
- Right.
- Ricken's colleague told us

482
00:45:16,425 --> 00:45:20,262
that switching out the beds
as the child grows can wound that child.

483
00:45:20,345 --> 00:45:21,722
Irreparably.

484
00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:26,018
But if you provide said child
with all of its beds upon birth,

485
00:45:26,101 --> 00:45:29,146
you allow it to progress across the room
at its own rate.

486
00:45:29,771 --> 00:45:31,356
Got it. Yeah.

487
00:45:36,486 --> 00:45:37,487
Yeah.

488
00:45:38,572 --> 00:45:40,574
I think people really
enjoyed you tonight, Mark.

489
00:45:42,826 --> 00:45:43,827
Good.

490
00:45:44,328 --> 00:45:45,537
All right, baby.

491
00:45:46,663 --> 00:45:47,748
- You ready, baby?
- Yeah.

492
00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:48,916
- Let's go.
- Sweet dreams.

493
00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:50,000
Thanks.

494
00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:53,045
Good night, milord.

495
00:45:53,128 --> 00:45:54,546
Good night, milady.

496
00:47:51,955 --> 00:47:52,956
Hey.

497
00:47:53,457 --> 00:47:54,458
Hey.

498
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:55,959
How long you been up?

499
00:47:56,543 --> 00:47:57,669
A while.

500
00:48:00,923 --> 00:48:04,468
There was a businessman
in the yard last night.

501
00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:06,220
- A businessman?
- Yeah.

502
00:48:06,303 --> 00:48:08,222
Entry-level or management?

503
00:48:08,305 --> 00:48:09,306
I'm serious.

504
00:48:09,890 --> 00:48:11,659
There was seriously a man
in my yard last night?

505
00:48:11,683 --> 00:48:12,935
Yeah.

506
00:48:13,519 --> 00:48:14,520
Holy shit.

507
00:48:15,646 --> 00:48:18,482
He, you know, looked at me weird,
like he knew me.

508
00:48:19,024 --> 00:48:21,610
Did the prowler invading my home
make you feel seen?

509
00:48:21,693 --> 00:48:22,945
So seen.

510
00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:27,282
Well, there's a bar down the hill.
It's probably just a stumbler.

511
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,911
Speaking of which,
you still smell like a distillery.

512
00:48:31,870 --> 00:48:35,332
I'm sorry,
I just had to drown out the memory

513
00:48:35,415 --> 00:48:38,627
of Mom and Dad switching out my beds
when we were kids.

514
00:48:39,211 --> 00:48:41,004
You've been sitting on that one.

515
00:49:32,514 --> 00:49:33,515
Hello.

516
00:49:35,058 --> 00:49:40,022
Okay. So, recycling was
last night, Mrs. Selvig.

517
00:49:40,105 --> 00:49:41,398
Tonight's garbage.

518
00:49:41,481 --> 00:49:45,152
And you keep putting
your bin on my side. So...

519
00:49:47,154 --> 00:49:48,655
Yeah. Okay.

520
00:49:49,907 --> 00:49:53,202
You know, I actually can't talk
right now. I'm out at dinner. But...

521
00:49:54,786 --> 00:49:56,288
No, by myself.

522
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:01,502
Pip's Bar and Grille.

523
00:50:02,544 --> 00:50:03,629
Excuse me.

524
00:50:05,214 --> 00:50:07,424
Hang up. Quickly.

525
00:50:12,513 --> 00:50:15,724
I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig.
They've cooked the food, and it's here.

526
00:50:18,018 --> 00:50:20,938
Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

527
00:50:26,026 --> 00:50:28,820
I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.

528
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:33,700
Are you following me?

529
00:50:34,701 --> 00:50:36,245
Your voice is different here.

530
00:50:37,204 --> 00:50:38,288
Worse.

531
00:50:40,374 --> 00:50:42,918
- Okay, who the fuck are you?
- Petey.

532
00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:45,337
My name is Petey. I'm from work.

533
00:50:47,631 --> 00:50:51,510
Well, that's not plausible.
Everyone in my department is...

534
00:50:51,593 --> 00:50:54,513
Severed. Severed. I was.

535
00:50:56,390 --> 00:50:58,559
Okay. Well, severance
is pretty permanent.

536
00:50:58,642 --> 00:51:02,312
Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy.
I had help.

537
00:51:15,450 --> 00:51:18,120
So, what, you were unhappy at work?

538
00:51:18,203 --> 00:51:20,789
- And instead of lodging a complaint, you...
- No.

539
00:51:21,498 --> 00:51:24,585
I tried that first. So did you.

540
00:51:26,420 --> 00:51:29,506
Right. Okay. So...

541
00:51:30,966 --> 00:51:32,426
You've unsevered.

542
00:51:32,509 --> 00:51:37,306
And now you, what, think they're
after you or something?

543
00:51:41,101 --> 00:51:42,102
Yeah.

544
00:51:45,439 --> 00:51:49,610
"They" being Graner,
who's probably out here right now.

545
00:51:49,693 --> 00:51:54,323
Graner. Okay.
Is that, like, a person you know or...

546
00:51:54,406 --> 00:51:57,701
We both know him. We don't like him.

547
00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,287
I see.

548
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:10,506
Nothing down there is what they say.

549
00:52:12,049 --> 00:52:13,759
If something happens to me,

550
00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:18,180
the things I know need to stay known.

551
00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:22,559
I'd prefer it be by a friend.

552
00:52:28,190 --> 00:52:30,692
So, we're friends?

553
00:52:32,194 --> 00:52:33,570
I'm your best friend.

554
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,740
You're my very good friend.

555
00:53:12,109 --> 00:53:14,820
Mark, sorry about the card.

556
00:53:15,863 --> 00:53:18,198
I had to grab something,
and I know it's not appropriate.

557
00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:21,493
Though I'm sure you'd be
a really fucking awesome niece.

558
00:53:23,745 --> 00:53:27,291
We used to wonder
what kind of men we were on the outside,

559
00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,627
what choices we had made and why.

560
00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:39,344
I used to think it would take a monster

561
00:53:39,428 --> 00:53:41,805
to put someone
in a place like that office.

562
00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:46,143
Especially if the person was himself.

563
00:53:49,146 --> 00:53:52,941
But we're not monsters, Mark.
Not real ones.

564
00:53:55,694 --> 00:53:59,740
If you don't wanna know what's
going on down there, I won't force it.

565
00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:06,330
But if you do, there's an address
on the back of this card.

566
00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:13,128
Go alone, and you'll find
the beginning of a very long answer.

567
00:54:34,733 --> 00:54:37,069
Mark, is that you?

568
00:54:37,152 --> 00:54:38,445
Hi, Mrs. Selvig.

569
00:54:39,905 --> 00:54:44,201
Will you color me embarrassed
for the mix-up with the bins?

570
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:45,577
No, it's no problem.

571
00:54:46,787 --> 00:54:47,788
How was dinner?

572
00:54:48,789 --> 00:54:51,750
Fine. I'm just, you know, tired.

573
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:56,004
You know, my mother was a Catholic.

574
00:54:56,088 --> 00:55:01,802
She used to say it takes the saints
eight hours to bless a sleeping child.

575
00:55:02,678 --> 00:55:05,055
I hope you aren't rushing the saints.

576
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:09,560
Well, I'll give them ample time tonight.

577
00:55:11,144 --> 00:55:12,646
Good night, Mrs. Selvig.

578
00:55:12,729 --> 00:55:13,730
Mark.

579
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:18,610
You're good people.

580
00:55:19,305 --> 00:55:29,305
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