1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:12,034 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:18,396 What? 3 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,358 - I said, "Are you all right?" - Yeah, I'm fine. 4 00:00:22,275 --> 00:00:26,238 Maybe you should talk to your sister. It's an important decision. 5 00:00:26,321 --> 00:00:28,156 - My sister? - Yes. 6 00:00:30,325 --> 00:00:31,451 - Mark? - Yeah. 7 00:00:31,952 --> 00:00:33,453 Are you sure you're okay? 8 00:00:34,246 --> 00:00:37,707 Yes. I'm sorry, I just... I got a little woozy and then... 9 00:00:39,042 --> 00:00:40,752 I'm gonna stop by the bathroom. 10 00:00:42,295 --> 00:00:44,589 Uh-uh. I think it's the other way. 11 00:00:49,511 --> 00:00:50,512 Right. 12 00:01:36,683 --> 00:01:39,519 I don't know if I hate senators or congressmen more. 13 00:01:41,313 --> 00:01:42,981 How many of those have you had? 14 00:01:43,064 --> 00:01:44,608 Just this one. 15 00:01:44,691 --> 00:01:48,028 Good. We need you nimble. We gotta get down there. You're on in 20. 16 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:51,990 I was on with the Board earlier. They're really grateful for this. 17 00:01:52,824 --> 00:01:55,160 - Gabby. - Natalie, hello. 18 00:01:55,785 --> 00:01:56,786 Hi. 19 00:01:57,954 --> 00:02:00,749 Gabby, this is Helena Eagan. 20 00:02:01,917 --> 00:02:06,004 My gosh. Helena, so good to finally meet you. 21 00:02:08,547 --> 00:02:09,548 Likewise. 22 00:04:13,131 --> 00:04:15,133 This better be working, assholes. 23 00:04:34,236 --> 00:04:35,654 Where am I? 24 00:04:36,821 --> 00:04:39,324 Where am I? 25 00:04:46,289 --> 00:04:47,791 Mark. You okay, milady? 26 00:04:50,794 --> 00:04:52,003 So Rebeck smells weird. 27 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:54,256 Rebeck smells weird? 28 00:04:54,339 --> 00:04:57,300 Yeah, she was making chewing noises, but she was not chewing. 29 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:00,387 Just be prepared 'cause you might have to share a book with her. 30 00:05:00,470 --> 00:05:01,930 A book, right. 31 00:05:02,013 --> 00:05:04,075 The one you forgot to bring even though I did remind you. 32 00:05:04,099 --> 00:05:06,560 Right. Yeah, I'm sure... Sorry. 33 00:05:06,643 --> 00:05:08,436 That's okay. 34 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,521 Okay. 35 00:05:11,731 --> 00:05:12,732 Okay. 36 00:05:12,816 --> 00:05:14,025 How's our baby? 37 00:05:15,819 --> 00:05:18,989 Our... I'm gonna assume you mean that in the "it takes a village" sense. 38 00:05:19,072 --> 00:05:20,574 And she's good. She's hungry. 39 00:05:21,449 --> 00:05:25,161 I wanna have the life change talk. I just need to pump before I die. 40 00:05:25,245 --> 00:05:27,372 - I'll be really fast. Okay. - Okay. 41 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:14,961 Hey. Hi. Hi. 42 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,724 "Radar." 43 00:06:28,266 --> 00:06:30,310 What's the thesis? 44 00:06:30,393 --> 00:06:32,646 I agree. It's very confused. 45 00:06:32,729 --> 00:06:34,147 Mark, hello. 46 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:37,734 Hey, guys. What's up? 47 00:06:37,817 --> 00:06:38,944 - Patton, no. - Mark, 48 00:06:39,027 --> 00:06:41,613 we were just discussing whether it might have been a wiser move 49 00:06:41,696 --> 00:06:45,325 for your sister to put off introducing the child until after tonight's event. 50 00:06:45,408 --> 00:06:47,202 Mark, you don't have to weigh in on that. 51 00:06:47,285 --> 00:06:51,164 - Obviously the child is an absolute angel. - Wait... That's my sister? With the baby? 52 00:06:51,248 --> 00:06:53,208 Exactly, it's his sister. 53 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:54,876 - Excuse me. - Sure. 54 00:06:57,546 --> 00:06:59,005 Well, that was awkward. 55 00:07:00,257 --> 00:07:05,136 Okay, so my sister has the baby. And Cobel is here? 56 00:07:08,265 --> 00:07:10,267 I've been asked to share my book with you. 57 00:07:11,351 --> 00:07:13,103 So I've heard. Rebecca? 58 00:07:13,186 --> 00:07:16,690 Rebeck. I have small eyes, so I have to read pretty close. 59 00:07:16,773 --> 00:07:17,774 Okay. Well, I'm... 60 00:07:17,858 --> 00:07:19,860 I'm sure that'll be fine. If you'll excuse me? 61 00:07:19,943 --> 00:07:22,404 And I have some sores on the back of my head from my bird. 62 00:07:22,487 --> 00:07:23,738 - You might see them. - Okay. 63 00:07:25,156 --> 00:07:26,157 Hey. 64 00:07:27,367 --> 00:07:28,493 Hello, Mark. 65 00:07:29,411 --> 00:07:33,582 I pumped, so it's Miller time. Okay, so life change. What's happening? 66 00:07:36,209 --> 00:07:39,212 We're, this is gonna sound weird… 67 00:07:41,673 --> 00:07:43,091 We're close, you and I? 68 00:07:44,009 --> 00:07:46,428 What do you... What's going on? 69 00:07:47,596 --> 00:07:48,680 Can we talk privately? 70 00:07:48,763 --> 00:07:51,600 - I just have to... - Okay, my dearest ones, 71 00:07:51,683 --> 00:07:52,851 we are nearing that hour, 72 00:07:52,934 --> 00:07:55,353 so if you'd all peacefully waft in the living room… 73 00:07:55,437 --> 00:07:57,277 Okay. Let's talk at the first reflection break. 74 00:07:57,314 --> 00:07:58,315 - Okay? - Okay. 75 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:34,225 You just don't realize how much kids are gonna change your life. 76 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:35,560 But they do. 77 00:08:36,311 --> 00:08:39,355 - How many kids do you have? - Just gave birth to my third. 78 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,273 I should've stopped at two. 79 00:08:41,358 --> 00:08:43,401 - Hey, there you are. - Hey. 80 00:08:43,485 --> 00:08:45,737 - Angelo, great to see you. - You too. 81 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:49,241 Helena, this is my husband, Angelo Arteta. 82 00:08:49,324 --> 00:08:51,493 Helena, nice to meet you. 83 00:08:51,576 --> 00:08:52,744 I've gotta hop backstage. 84 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:54,013 - I'll see you in a second. - Okay. 85 00:08:54,037 --> 00:08:55,539 Lovely to see you, Natalie. 86 00:08:57,249 --> 00:08:59,501 - You okay? - She couldn't find the bottle. 87 00:09:01,253 --> 00:09:02,462 Wow. Three kids. 88 00:09:02,546 --> 00:09:04,548 Couldn't have done it without a little help. 89 00:09:05,757 --> 00:09:08,969 I mean, the idea that people would want to outlaw severance. 90 00:09:11,346 --> 00:09:12,347 I know. 91 00:09:31,575 --> 00:09:34,119 The photo display is very moving. 92 00:09:34,202 --> 00:09:38,164 I already knew how I'd be voting, but I think... 93 00:09:38,248 --> 00:09:42,127 Well, seeing that and seeing you and hearing what you have to say, 94 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,462 all of this could really make a difference. 95 00:09:46,214 --> 00:09:47,465 I hope so. 96 00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:49,885 Let's change some minds. 97 00:09:51,344 --> 00:09:52,804 Well, I'm certainly gonna try. 98 00:09:53,805 --> 00:09:54,806 Thank you. 99 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,685 And please thank your father if you see him. 100 00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:03,273 I will. 101 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:17,120 Mark. Come here. 102 00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:20,207 Saved us a seat. 103 00:10:24,502 --> 00:10:27,130 I just have to find my glasses. 104 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,467 Mark, can you just hold that 105 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:31,550 - for a second? - Yeah. 106 00:10:40,352 --> 00:10:41,353 Oh, my God. 107 00:10:43,939 --> 00:10:46,399 Sorry, you can't unring 108 00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:50,654 the bell-ringing app apparently. 109 00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:55,283 Okay. Thank you all for being here. 110 00:10:56,034 --> 00:10:58,203 Before we start, there is one person 111 00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:00,997 that I would like to thank first and foremost. 112 00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:05,961 Family is both my bedrock and my inspiration. 113 00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:10,549 So I dedicate the reading to my firstborn daughter, 114 00:11:10,632 --> 00:11:11,716 who is here tonight. 115 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,094 Eleanor, I love you. 116 00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:22,727 My brother-in-law. 117 00:11:22,811 --> 00:11:26,147 And with that… I begin. 118 00:11:30,151 --> 00:11:31,862 "It's said that as a child, 119 00:11:31,945 --> 00:11:36,867 Wolfgang Mozart killed another boy by slamming his head in a piano. 120 00:11:38,326 --> 00:11:39,578 Don't worry. 121 00:11:39,661 --> 00:11:42,622 My research for this book has proven the claim untrue. 122 00:11:43,665 --> 00:11:45,625 As your heart rate settles though, 123 00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:48,128 - "consider the power an author…" - Mark. 124 00:11:48,211 --> 00:11:50,839 Can I look at her book too? 125 00:11:50,922 --> 00:11:51,965 I can crane. 126 00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:54,050 - "…can hold over a reader…" - Sure. 127 00:11:54,134 --> 00:11:57,304 "…heretofore called 'you.' 128 00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:02,809 But what, indeed, is 'you'?" 129 00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:03,894 Good luck tonight. 130 00:12:03,977 --> 00:12:05,604 It was great to meet you, Helena. 131 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,024 "How can 'you' mean different things 132 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:12,027 to millions of readers around a vast Earth? 133 00:12:13,528 --> 00:12:18,491 "And perhaps, most importantly, who are you?" 134 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,878 "All creatures, from the leaping cat 135 00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:54,546 to the cowering shrew, 136 00:13:54,629 --> 00:14:00,385 think of themselves as 'you, ' a logical center for the universe. 137 00:14:00,468 --> 00:14:04,848 Yet the cat eats the shrew, and we, like Schrödinger, 138 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,893 "live on to wonder what it means." 139 00:14:08,894 --> 00:14:09,936 End of chapter. 140 00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:16,067 Let's all take a 141 00:14:16,151 --> 00:14:19,362 seven-minute reflection break and then come back. 142 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,200 Balf. Prepare the neti pot. 143 00:14:23,283 --> 00:14:24,701 It was transformative. 144 00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:27,329 I'm gonna have to change my name again. 145 00:14:27,412 --> 00:14:31,416 What a wordsmith. He seemed to have a little something in his throat. 146 00:14:31,499 --> 00:14:33,126 - Oh, yeah. - Hey. 147 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,850 I'm gonna see if she'll have more bottle. 148 00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:36,689 Give me a couple of minutes, then meet me in the baby room? 149 00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:37,714 - Okay. - Okay. 150 00:14:42,302 --> 00:14:43,303 Excuse me. 151 00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:55,649 Mr. Hale... Ricken? 152 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,236 I don't know why my voice shakes like that. 153 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:02,489 I sound like a sad old hamburger waiter 154 00:15:03,406 --> 00:15:05,242 prattling on about sauces. 155 00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:07,619 "Hamburger waiter." What the fuck is that? 156 00:15:07,702 --> 00:15:10,330 Jesus, why do I ever open my buffoon mouth? 157 00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:11,331 It's going great. 158 00:15:11,414 --> 00:15:14,501 - I mean, the book is brilliant, and... - Okay, Mark. 159 00:15:14,584 --> 00:15:16,145 Thank you, but you don't have to say that. 160 00:15:16,169 --> 00:15:18,004 I'm well aware of how I come across to you. 161 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:20,298 What? No, I mean it. 162 00:15:20,382 --> 00:15:23,426 The... Your book, it... It opened up the world for me. 163 00:15:25,512 --> 00:15:26,847 Mark, are you okay? 164 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:30,934 Yes. This book changed my whole life. 165 00:15:31,893 --> 00:15:33,478 You actually read it? 166 00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:35,981 Ricken, are we friends? 167 00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:40,569 Look, I know I sometimes make you feel "less than" 168 00:15:40,652 --> 00:15:42,904 for having had the procedure. 169 00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:44,114 And I regret that. 170 00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:47,868 You had to deal with Gemma's passing in a way that was best for you. 171 00:15:49,452 --> 00:15:52,789 You know, I was scrolling through old pictures this morning, 172 00:15:52,873 --> 00:15:56,710 and I found one of the four of us on the crest hike. 173 00:15:56,793 --> 00:16:00,589 - You remember the funny bees? - Do you have that on you? The picture? 174 00:16:00,672 --> 00:16:04,009 Yeah, sure. I should. 175 00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:07,596 - Ricken. The neti pot is warm. - Thank you, Balf. 176 00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:09,764 Mark, I need to flush my sinuses. 177 00:16:09,848 --> 00:16:12,976 But thank you. You have no idea how much this has meant to me. 178 00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:26,031 Mark, I was worried about you. 179 00:16:26,114 --> 00:16:27,616 I'm fine. Thanks. 180 00:16:27,699 --> 00:16:29,868 I'm just going to check on my sister. 181 00:16:31,703 --> 00:16:35,207 When you hugged me before, you suddenly became tense. What was that? 182 00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:38,251 I didn't know I did. 183 00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:41,046 Well, you did. You're tense now. 184 00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:44,257 Yeah, sorry, it's just parties. 185 00:16:44,341 --> 00:16:46,843 Did you mean what you said before? 186 00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:49,054 About your plans. 187 00:16:51,306 --> 00:16:52,307 Of course. 188 00:16:53,934 --> 00:16:55,060 Tell me more. 189 00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:02,442 You know, I'm so sorry. I'm just... I'm on uncle duty for my sister. 190 00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:04,069 So I'll be right back. 191 00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:05,654 - Okay? - Okay. 192 00:17:06,821 --> 00:17:08,031 Okay. Thanks, Ms. Cobel. 193 00:17:57,372 --> 00:18:00,375 - I know. Hey, there you are. - Hey, I really need to talk to you. 194 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,770 No, I know. I just have to deal with her. She's having a meltdown. 195 00:18:02,794 --> 00:18:04,087 But just meet me in there, okay? 196 00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:07,174 - Okay, I'll just... Wait. Okay. - I promise I'll be back. 197 00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:16,016 Thank God, Mrs. Selvig. Hi. 198 00:18:16,099 --> 00:18:18,101 Can you take her for a sec while I talk to Mark? 199 00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:20,228 - Of course, love. - Thank you. 200 00:18:20,312 --> 00:18:22,063 - Is Mark all right? - Yeah, he's fine. 201 00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:23,398 Thank you, you're an angel. 202 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:38,371 Okay… I'm all yours. 203 00:18:50,926 --> 00:18:53,470 My name is Helena, and I'm an Eagan. 204 00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:57,260 So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan 205 00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:59,351 is that the workers are our family. 206 00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:01,394 And I remember being confused about that as a kid, 207 00:19:01,436 --> 00:19:02,497 because I thought that meant 208 00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:04,940 I had a few hundred thousand literal brothers and sisters 209 00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:07,359 scattered around the world. 210 00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:08,568 Oh, my God. 211 00:19:09,236 --> 00:19:12,405 But as I grew older, I learned that it's about shared ideals. 212 00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:16,576 My dad used to make me recite the nine core principles 213 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:17,827 before bed every night, 214 00:19:17,911 --> 00:19:20,747 which I can't say I always did happily. Sorry, Dad. 215 00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:24,960 But those are now the values that I share with everyone who works at Lumon, 216 00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:27,295 and that's what makes them my family. 217 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,382 And I would never ever ask them to do anything 218 00:19:30,465 --> 00:19:33,385 that I'm not willing or excited to do myself. 219 00:19:33,468 --> 00:19:36,680 Look, my dad would love for me to sit here 220 00:19:36,763 --> 00:19:39,266 and say that I'm taking this job out of loyalty 221 00:19:39,349 --> 00:19:44,020 and that it was the spirit of pure Eagan calling me to service. 222 00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:49,693 But I took a severed job because it sounds freaking awesome. 223 00:19:50,485 --> 00:19:52,863 So, no, I don't think severance divides us. 224 00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:55,198 I think it brings us together. 225 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,468 Greetings. 226 00:20:15,552 --> 00:20:18,555 - I'm not here right now. - Goddamn it, Milchick! 227 00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,043 Helena. 228 00:22:12,711 --> 00:22:13,920 She's in here, sir. 229 00:22:24,181 --> 00:22:25,182 Helena. 230 00:22:28,143 --> 00:22:29,728 You look so nice. 231 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:33,648 Like a film. 232 00:22:36,568 --> 00:22:37,569 Thank you. 233 00:22:41,448 --> 00:22:42,449 Are you… 234 00:22:44,326 --> 00:22:46,328 Are you still in pain? 235 00:22:48,747 --> 00:22:49,748 I'm not. 236 00:22:50,957 --> 00:22:51,958 Not anymore. 237 00:22:58,715 --> 00:23:02,135 I cried in my bed when they told me what she tried to do to you. 238 00:23:03,261 --> 00:23:05,847 What that innie tried to do. I... 239 00:23:09,726 --> 00:23:11,561 Thank you for going through with this. 240 00:23:13,146 --> 00:23:15,482 The Grandfather would cherish what you've done. 241 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,446 And one day you will sit with me at my revolving. 242 00:23:25,116 --> 00:23:26,326 Are you feeling well? 243 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:28,828 Yeah. 244 00:23:29,329 --> 00:23:33,750 I think, I think the drink just hit me a little bit. 245 00:23:35,502 --> 00:23:37,337 You'll be all right for the speech? 246 00:23:39,381 --> 00:23:41,508 For my speech. Yeah. Of course. 247 00:23:44,928 --> 00:23:48,098 Do you remember when I brought home the first chip to show you? 248 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:51,643 The prototype. 249 00:23:53,854 --> 00:23:56,189 It had the blue and green lights back then. 250 00:23:58,066 --> 00:23:59,067 Yeah. 251 00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:04,906 I remember you said to me, "It's so pretty, Daddy." 252 00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:09,202 "Everybody in the whole world should get one." 253 00:24:11,663 --> 00:24:12,706 They will. 254 00:24:15,458 --> 00:24:16,543 Because of you. 255 00:24:20,213 --> 00:24:22,007 They'll all be Kier's children. 256 00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:29,014 Mr. Eagan. Helena. It's time to head to stage. 257 00:24:54,039 --> 00:24:58,418 Forgive me for the harm I've caused this world. 258 00:25:00,378 --> 00:25:05,759 None may atone for my actions… but me. 259 00:25:09,179 --> 00:25:13,308 And only in me shall their stain live on. 260 00:25:16,978 --> 00:25:18,855 All I can be is sorry. 261 00:25:20,607 --> 00:25:22,234 And that is all I am. 262 00:27:06,505 --> 00:27:08,256 You swear you're not fucking with me? 263 00:27:09,007 --> 00:27:10,008 I swear. 264 00:27:11,134 --> 00:27:13,011 This is so insane. 265 00:27:13,094 --> 00:27:15,931 They need to send people down to check every inch of that place. 266 00:27:16,014 --> 00:27:19,518 Like, inspectors or whatever. Is that a thing? Inspectors? 267 00:27:19,601 --> 00:27:21,144 Yeah. There are inspectors. 268 00:27:22,145 --> 00:27:23,855 Mark has b... I mean, out here, 269 00:27:23,939 --> 00:27:27,526 you have been trying to figure out what Lumon does. What you do. 270 00:27:27,609 --> 00:27:28,610 Okay. 271 00:27:31,571 --> 00:27:32,572 I just… 272 00:27:34,616 --> 00:27:36,701 I just want to know why. 273 00:27:38,328 --> 00:27:40,330 Why he put me in there. 274 00:27:45,961 --> 00:27:47,087 He lost his wife. 275 00:27:47,754 --> 00:27:51,174 You lost your wife. A little before you started at Lumon. 276 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,969 Gemma. 277 00:27:55,470 --> 00:28:00,308 It was a car accident, and, at first, you tried to keep teaching. 278 00:28:01,685 --> 00:28:02,978 I was a teacher? 279 00:28:03,061 --> 00:28:05,480 A professor. Of history. 280 00:28:06,565 --> 00:28:09,401 You tried to go back to teaching three weeks after she died, 281 00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:12,571 and it was a disaster. 282 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:16,867 She was just still in your veins, you know? 283 00:28:17,409 --> 00:28:18,535 Making everything hurt. 284 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:24,165 Which is why I guess you thought the severed job would... 285 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,962 He hoped you'd be spared from the pain. 286 00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:39,639 It's a nice name. Gemma. 287 00:28:43,476 --> 00:28:44,477 Yeah. 288 00:28:46,062 --> 00:28:48,773 We were all really close. It was great. 289 00:28:50,567 --> 00:28:51,860 She was wonderful. 290 00:28:53,361 --> 00:28:54,571 She made you wonderful. 291 00:29:43,036 --> 00:29:44,663 They told me not to talk to you. 292 00:29:44,746 --> 00:29:49,334 The goddamn OTC's been triggered! Mark S. Is his fucking innie! 293 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:50,544 What? That's not possible. 294 00:29:52,504 --> 00:29:55,006 It's Dylan. They've been plotting this all along. 295 00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:56,299 Helly's at the gala. 296 00:29:56,383 --> 00:30:00,220 I'll take care of Helly. I'll fix it like I fix everything. 297 00:30:01,012 --> 00:30:04,641 Get to the security office, and shut it off now! 298 00:30:04,724 --> 00:30:06,142 Shit! 299 00:30:25,370 --> 00:30:27,247 Goddamn it! Dylan! 300 00:30:27,747 --> 00:30:28,747 Dylan! 301 00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:31,668 I know you're in there, Dylan. Open the door! 302 00:30:31,751 --> 00:30:33,837 Fuck you, Mr. Milchick! 303 00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:37,007 Dylan! Dylan! 304 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:40,945 Ricken knows a lot of high-end journalists in New York. 305 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:43,054 And you think that's better than the police? 306 00:30:43,138 --> 00:30:45,682 Well, Lumon has their hands in so many pies. 307 00:30:45,765 --> 00:30:47,350 Sorry, do you understand metaphor? 308 00:30:47,434 --> 00:30:49,186 Yeah, hands in pies. I get it. 309 00:30:49,269 --> 00:30:51,563 I think we have to be really careful about who we talk to. 310 00:30:51,646 --> 00:30:53,440 - Okay. - How much time do you have? 311 00:30:53,523 --> 00:30:55,192 I don't know. Maybe an hour? 312 00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:57,444 Right. Because once your bosses find out… 313 00:30:57,527 --> 00:31:01,364 Jesus, I totally forgot. Cobel! Why is Cobel here? 314 00:31:01,448 --> 00:31:02,657 What? 315 00:31:02,741 --> 00:31:05,493 My boss from Lumon. Ms. Cobel. She's at this party. 316 00:31:05,577 --> 00:31:06,703 What are you talking about? 317 00:31:06,786 --> 00:31:08,747 I mean, she's dressed different. 318 00:31:08,830 --> 00:31:11,833 Kind of a flowy, purple outfit, silver hair. 319 00:31:13,210 --> 00:31:15,045 Mark, are you talking about Mrs. Selvig? 320 00:31:15,545 --> 00:31:17,881 Maybe, but her name is Harmony Cobel. 321 00:31:18,381 --> 00:31:20,050 And she works at Lumon? 322 00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:21,259 Yeah, she's my boss. 323 00:31:21,343 --> 00:31:22,511 Jesus fucking Christ. 324 00:31:50,622 --> 00:31:51,790 Dylan. 325 00:31:51,873 --> 00:31:53,166 Why are you doing this, man? 326 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,001 Come on. 327 00:31:56,253 --> 00:31:58,797 You are the refiner of the quarter! 328 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,633 "While most cultures view sex as ugly or foul, 329 00:32:01,716 --> 00:32:03,277 - "I've always seen it..." - Mrs. Selvig? 330 00:32:03,301 --> 00:32:04,987 - What? - Is she there? Is Mrs. Selvig there? 331 00:32:05,011 --> 00:32:05,846 - Do you... - What? 332 00:32:05,929 --> 00:32:06,972 Mrs. Selvig? 333 00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,974 - What is going on? - She has Eleanor! 334 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:12,269 What? Excuse me a moment, okay. 335 00:32:12,352 --> 00:32:14,729 Honey? What did you say? 336 00:32:14,813 --> 00:32:17,732 Mrs. Selvig has Eleanor. Did you see her? 337 00:32:20,694 --> 00:32:22,070 - Oh, my God. - What is going on? 338 00:32:22,153 --> 00:32:23,905 Oh, my God. Her car's gone. 339 00:32:23,989 --> 00:32:26,324 I gave her the baby, and she left! 340 00:32:26,908 --> 00:32:29,160 - She left? With Eleanor? - I handed her the baby, 341 00:32:29,244 --> 00:32:30,245 and she left! 342 00:32:30,328 --> 00:32:32,247 - Have we looked everywhere? - Not yet! 343 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:33,790 Okay, let's go inside and look. 344 00:32:33,874 --> 00:32:34,874 Oh, my God! 345 00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:02,235 I bet the tempers were disappointed. 346 00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:04,070 I can still get you back in there. 347 00:33:04,571 --> 00:33:06,281 I can get you any perk you want, Dylan. 348 00:33:06,364 --> 00:33:09,201 Hey, there's stuff you don't even know about. 349 00:33:09,284 --> 00:33:12,913 There's paintball, there's coffee cozies. 350 00:33:12,996 --> 00:33:14,247 Dylan, come on! 351 00:33:15,415 --> 00:33:18,501 Just say the word, and I'll get you a coffee cozy literally right now, Dylan. 352 00:33:18,585 --> 00:33:19,628 Come on, man! 353 00:33:19,711 --> 00:33:23,381 I wanna remember my fucking kid being born! 354 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,219 You have two others. 355 00:33:28,428 --> 00:33:29,638 I can tell you about 'em. 356 00:33:30,931 --> 00:33:32,617 Open the door, and I'll tell you their names. 357 00:33:32,641 --> 00:33:33,641 Come on, Dylan. 358 00:33:35,352 --> 00:33:36,353 Dylan! 359 00:34:09,094 --> 00:34:10,095 It's rolling. 360 00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:14,850 My name is Helena, and I'm an Eagan. 361 00:34:16,434 --> 00:34:20,104 So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan is that the workers… 362 00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:23,108 - We start in two minutes. - Thanks. 363 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,191 Good luck. 364 00:34:25,902 --> 00:34:28,655 I'll tee you up. Just stick to the talking points. 365 00:34:28,738 --> 00:34:31,658 Use the line about how you see your innie as your sister. 366 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:33,577 - They'll love that. - Got it. 367 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:35,620 It's gonna be great. 368 00:35:20,957 --> 00:35:22,584 She's not in the baby room. 369 00:35:23,168 --> 00:35:24,878 Have all these rooms been checked? 370 00:35:27,672 --> 00:35:29,049 Thank God. 371 00:35:29,132 --> 00:35:30,634 Devon! I got her! 372 00:35:31,134 --> 00:35:34,262 Devon, she's here! I found her. 373 00:35:34,346 --> 00:35:35,764 I found your child. 374 00:35:36,932 --> 00:35:39,142 I'm the one who found her! 375 00:35:51,738 --> 00:35:52,864 Dylan! 376 00:35:55,033 --> 00:35:56,326 Dylan! 377 00:35:56,409 --> 00:35:57,577 …Improvements in morale, 378 00:35:57,661 --> 00:35:59,538 a happier workplace. 379 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:04,417 As with any transformative technology, there have been setbacks. 380 00:36:04,501 --> 00:36:05,627 Bumps in the road. 381 00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:10,006 But I'm here tonight to tell you that we are on the verge of a revolution. 382 00:36:10,090 --> 00:36:12,425 A kind and empathetic revolution 383 00:36:12,509 --> 00:36:13,927 that puts the human being… 384 00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:17,556 - Oh, my God! - Is it you? 385 00:36:19,724 --> 00:36:21,142 What are you talking about? 386 00:36:22,769 --> 00:36:24,646 It is you, isn't it? 387 00:36:27,107 --> 00:36:29,025 I'm gonna kill your company. 388 00:36:30,193 --> 00:36:31,611 Your company! 389 00:36:32,529 --> 00:36:35,115 Who the hell do you think you are? 390 00:36:35,198 --> 00:36:38,159 No. Your friends are gonna suffer. 391 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,371 Mark will suffer. 392 00:36:41,454 --> 00:36:43,540 You'll be long gone, 393 00:36:43,623 --> 00:36:49,045 but we will keep them alive, in pain. 394 00:36:49,629 --> 00:36:50,797 You're on. 395 00:36:50,881 --> 00:36:53,216 …decided that we could do better. 396 00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:56,511 He may never have seen a severance chip in his lifetime, 397 00:36:56,595 --> 00:37:01,308 but it represents his gentle and elegant vision made manifest. 398 00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:04,644 But why don't we hear from someone who can tell us all about it firsthand? 399 00:37:06,855 --> 00:37:09,316 Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor, 400 00:37:09,399 --> 00:37:10,567 Helena Eagan. 401 00:37:18,408 --> 00:37:19,618 Thank you, Natalie. 402 00:37:50,315 --> 00:37:51,441 Devon! 403 00:37:56,071 --> 00:37:57,239 My name is Helly R. 404 00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:00,033 I'm an innie. 405 00:38:01,701 --> 00:38:04,621 And everything they've told you about severance is a lie! 406 00:38:04,704 --> 00:38:05,705 Devon! 407 00:38:08,208 --> 00:38:09,876 Burt! 408 00:38:11,336 --> 00:38:12,337 Burt! 409 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:15,715 No, no, no. Listen, we're not happy. We're miserable. 410 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,593 Burt! 411 00:38:22,097 --> 00:38:23,390 They torture us down there! 412 00:38:23,974 --> 00:38:25,308 Burt! 413 00:38:25,392 --> 00:38:27,853 Devon! Please! 414 00:38:28,979 --> 00:38:30,063 We're prisoners! 415 00:38:31,439 --> 00:38:33,233 She's alive! 416 00:38:35,277 --> 00:38:36,278 Burt!