1
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Devon!

2
00:00:12,638 --> 00:00:16,265
No, no, no. Listen,
we're not happy. We're miserable.

3
00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,310
Burt!

4
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They torture us down there!

5
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Devon!

6
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- We're prisoners!
- Burt!

7
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She's alive!

8
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I suppose you're Mark S.

9
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- I…
- I'm Mark W.

10
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Who are you people?

11
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Would you be open to
using a different first name

12
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to avoid confusion?

13
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Welcome back, Mark S.

14
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Been a minute.

15
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Where are they?

16
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I think it's best
to save any queries

17
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till we arrive at the management office.

18
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Were they fired?

19
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You can leave the balloons
in the foyer by my old desk.

20
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We've much to discuss,
and I don't want them distracting you.

21
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I assure you, they won't be taken.

22
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Mr. Milchick, please.

23
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What you all did five months ago

24
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was one of the most painful moments
in the history of this company.

25
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Five months?

26
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I, too, was wounded by it.

27
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But we must be cut to heal, mustn't we?

28
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Wait, did you say your old office?

29
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Mark, this is Miss Huang.

30
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Miss Huang, Mark S.

31
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Hello.

32
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She'll be happy to mind your balloons
while we chat.

33
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Right this way, Mark.

34
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You can shut it.

35
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Is it normal for a child to…

36
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Excuse the clutter.

37
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Okay. What's happening?

38
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Ms. Cobel is no longer with this company.

39
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I now manage the severed floor.

40
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What about my team?

41
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We didn't fire them.

42
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Helly R. and Irving B. both successfully
made contact with persons on the outside,

43
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just as you did.

44
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Dylan G.'s outie learned what happened
after the fact.

45
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The four of you
have achieved international fame.

46
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As a group, you've become known
as the face of severance reform.

47
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- Severance ref…
- Have a seat, Mark.

48
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Shortly before your mutiny,
we installed security doors

49
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to keep you in MDR.

50
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This accompanied a punitive rendition
of the Kier hymn performed by Ms. Cobel.

51
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Do you recall?

52
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I do.

53
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I locked you in a room
like an animal, Mark.

54
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As an unsevered man,

55
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I'll carry that knowledge
the rest of my life.

56
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But for the past five months,

57
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we've been asking how a sadist
like Harmony Cobel

58
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could take fertile root in Lumon soil.

59
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And what that says about us.

60
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We also know Ms. Cobel
was at your sister's home

61
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when you awoke there.

62
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Yeah. Why was that?

63
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We believe she'd developed
an erotic fixation on you

64
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and had plans to pursue both you
and your outie

65
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in what might be termed "a throuple."

66
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What?

67
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Thankfully, she failed at this.

68
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You still haven't told me
where my team is.

69
00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,883
We tried for weeks to get them back, Mark.

70
00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,719
None of them agreed.

71
00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,933
We told them of the reforms,
but it wasn't enough.

72
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Except for me?

73
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Your outie insisted on returning.

74
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In fact, he begged us to let him back
right away.

75
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So the others, they refused?

76
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Yes.

77
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Well, I'd like to hear it from them.

78
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That's not possible.

79
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Enjoy your balloons.

80
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Yeah. We showed up
about an hour before you did.

81
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It's a little cramped
compared to our old MDR,

82
00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:27,674
but I love the green carpet.

83
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Ours was a crème brûlée
and the keyboards were puce.

84
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They were purple.

85
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No. They were puce.
I know because it makes me nauseous,

86
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and I hate sweets.

87
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Speaking of which, how much do we see
of that Mr. "Milkshake"?

88
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Milchick.

89
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What?

90
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It's Milchick, not milkshake.
And I don't know.

91
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Marco, where I can find some ink pencils?

92
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Supply closet.

93
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I'll show ya.

94
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:09,424
- So, did you really see the outie world?
- Yeah.

95
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:11,662
How's the sky?

96
00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,761
I don't know.

97
00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:16,139
- What, you didn't see it?
- Well, I went outside for a second,

98
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,559
but I was distracted by my brother-in-law.

99
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Seriously?

100
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:23,522
Because we made a list of
what we'd most like to see on the outside.

101
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And sky was an easy number one.

102
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Brothers-in-law weren't even on the list.

103
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Grazie.

104
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,864
Could you tell what state we were in?

105
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,616
Because three of us put Wyoming
on our input survey.

106
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- Did you see any buttes?
- No.

107
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,062
Oh, my God. How's wind?

108
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,662
Is it just like getting breathed on,
kind of?

109
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Hello, Refiners.

110
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,707
Hello, Miss Huang.

111
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,959
Oh, no. It's the ball game.

112
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Let's head to the kitchenette.

113
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:03,729
Okay. So,

114
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,480
my name is Miss Huang.

115
00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:09,193
It's my first day here as deputy manager.

116
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:16,408
I guess something about me is that
before this, I was a crossing guard.

117
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,543
Mark W.?

118
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,795
Why are you a child?

119
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,175
Because of when I was born.

120
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,599
Right. I'm Mark W.

121
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:43,352
I'm from the MDR department of branch 5X,

122
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,354
where I worked with Gwendolyn Y.

123
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,235
Kind of a fun fact about me is that
I thought I'd be permanently retired

124
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,986
when my branch shut down.

125
00:10:54,071 --> 00:10:55,781
So this is a nice surprise.

126
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,034
Mark S.?

127
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,246
Okay.

128
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,011
I'm Mark S.

129
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,809
And I've been here about two years.

130
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,649
Something about me…

131
00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,746
is…

132
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:54,173
that I am lucky enough
to have made four new friends today.

133
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:56,925
That's nice, Mark.

134
00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,179
But I have to remind you
that I'm a supervisor,

135
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,556
not a friend.

136
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,744
Three new friends.

137
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250
Okay.

138
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,213
Congratulations to our two Marks. And now…

139
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,397
What's your perpetuity wing like?

140
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,524
- Do the Eagans move?
- No.

141
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,902
Probably because it's an older branch.

142
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,487
Ours were animatronic.

143
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,531
They even did
this little choreographed dance.

144
00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:45,742
So yours just stand there? That's weird.

145
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,996
In my first
perpetuity wing, the Eagans were brooms.

146
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,080
Brooms?

147
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,916
- Each with a face made of a plate.
- A plate?

148
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000
We were very poor.

149
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,420
Did you guys have the CPR dummies?

150
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,964
- Yeah.
- What were those made of?

151
00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:01,175
- Brooms.
- Did you have an elevator?

152
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,469
We had… How do you say a rope.

153
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:05,637
Jesus.

154
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:24,072
I'm heading out. You good?

155
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,825
Yep. Just about to close out.

156
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,118
Good. Thank you.

157
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,831
You know, my old team
was a bunch of dirtbags.

158
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,213
We never hit quota. Not once.

159
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,344
But it seems like you really liked yours.

160
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,390
So, I'm sorry.

161
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,274
Good night, Mark.

162
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,901
Good night.

163
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,397
Hey, everybody.

164
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,523
"Dear Outie,

165
00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,819
I don't know if this will reach you,
but I'm writing to alert you

166
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:46,113
of the heinous conditions
in the severed office

167
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,073
to which you have transferred me.

168
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:53,871
The branch is run by a shambolic rube
who goes by Milkshake."

169
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,581
Oh, my God.

170
00:15:55,664 --> 00:16:00,711
"A man whose stupidity is rivaled
only by that of the nine core principles.

171
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:05,591
If you must continue to send me here,
please consider strapping a bomb to me,

172
00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:11,138
so that I may explode both Milkshake
and the very spirit of Kier Eagan.

173
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:15,517
Wrathfully, your innie, Mark W."

174
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:20,147
Oh, my God. That's very serious.

175
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,483
Is it earnest?

176
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,783
Do you really think I'm a shambolic rube?

177
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,954
Wait, you think I wrote this note?

178
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,542
Were you going to frame all of us
or just Mark W.?

179
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:44,171
Clever way to secure the name
for yourself, I suppose?

180
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:49,009
- I don't know why you hate this team.
- I don't hate this team.

181
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,595
You didn't even
disguise your own handwriting.

182
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:59,353
You know what?
I don't even know who this team is.

183
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,814
I told you. I want my team.

184
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,484
Which part of that don't you understand?

185
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:16,036
Mark S., at this time,
I revoke your status as Department Chief,

186
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,998
which will be transferred
to your intended victim, Mark W.

187
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,294
I accept.

188
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,255
You will be relegated to the office

189
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,258
and must check in regularly
as to your progress.

190
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:35,430
Do you even have a brother-in-law,
asshole?

191
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:41,103
What's funny?

192
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,067
You don't know what I did
to the kitchenette yet, do you?

193
00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,375
Goddamn it.

194
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,258
Hey!

195
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,723
You're definitely not supposed to do that.

196
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,104
Mr. Milchick,
I've got Mark S. in your office.

197
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,355
He's got the speaker.

198
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:31,862
Hello? Is anyone there? Is the Board on?
It's Mark S. from Macrodata Refinement.

199
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,033
Okay. Well, if you're there,
please listen.

200
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:39,786
Now, I know that you want to
do the right thing for severed people,

201
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,706
- which is why I need to see my team again.
- Mark!

202
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,918
If we truly are the face
of severance reform, as you say,

203
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,004
- then they deserve a chance.
- Mark!

204
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,506
Please. They're my friends!

205
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,841
You can't just make them disappear!
Please!

206
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:14,071
Look, Mr. Milchick, I only
went to the Board because I cannot…

207
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,074
The Board does not converse with innies.

208
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:22,621
It is clear your outie's fame
has gone to your innie's head.

209
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:27,668
No, my innie just wants his coworkers back
so we can serve Kier together.

210
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:41,640
Are you firing me?

211
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,851
On you go.

212
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:52,776
Why can't you just bring them back?

213
00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:55,571
Goodbye, Mark S.

214
00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:57,864
Wait!

215
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,168
- Dylan!
- Mark.

216
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,252
- Did it work?
- It worked.

217
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:53,837
- Where are the others?
- I don't know.

218
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,715
Milchick was… I didn't think
I was coming back.

219
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,675
- I've been back a couple days already.
- What?

220
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,636
Yeah. And they had a whole new team.

221
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,304
- Cobel just replaced us?
- No.

222
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,056
Cobel's gone. Milchick's in charge.

223
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,559
Okay, so the man who just tackled me
and cut up my best belt is our boss now?

224
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:09,144
- Fuck me.
- Wait. He tackled you?

225
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,480
Yeah, bad. Which… I mean, fair,
I tackled the man first,

226
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,232
but I didn't fuck with his belt.

227
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,359
"Kier pardons his betrayers"?

228
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,946
Burt!

229
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,661
Dude, are you okay?

230
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,723
Irving, what happened?

231
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,602
The fuck? Irv! Dude, what's wrong?
You poor up there?

232
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,483
Come on.

233
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,200
Helly!

234
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,785
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

235
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,997
I'm okay. Did you wake up?

236
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,999
- Yeah, it was crazy.
- Same.

237
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,542
Oh, my God. I was so worried about you.

238
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,211
- How long has it been?
- Five months, maybe more.

239
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:17,379
Where's everybody else?

240
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,881
Come on.

241
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:23,760
They're gone.

242
00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,431
Irving?

243
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,892
He won't come out.

244
00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:34,188
- Hey, Irv?
- I'm sorry, Mark.

245
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,523
I just need a moment, please.

246
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:38,609
Okay. Take your time.

247
00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,904
Okay, so what is going on?
We're not in trouble?

248
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,156
I don't think so. I mean,
Milchick said our message got out.

249
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,699
He said we're famous.

250
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,743
All of us equally
or one of us is, like, the star?

251
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,746
I don't know.
But then he tried to fire me, I think.

252
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,080
Why?

253
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:55,459
Well, because I sort of
sabotaged the new people.

254
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,629
- New people?
- So, what the fuck happened up there?

255
00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:00,672
Well, look, Milchick is probably coming.

256
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,300
Good. I owe him a fucking belt cut.
Now tell me.

257
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,552
What if they're waiting for us
to tell each other what happened

258
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:07,387
because they don't know what happened?

259
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:09,473
I mean, what if they're listening, Dylan?

260
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,183
Wait, what happened
to the security camera?

261
00:23:13,477 --> 00:23:14,478
I…

262
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,355
I'm sorry, I was…

263
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,400
just…

264
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,988
Are you okay?

265
00:23:25,906 --> 00:23:28,992
Hi, everyone. I'm Miss Huang.

266
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,789
Mr. Milchick's waiting for you
in the break room.

267
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:43,632
What the fuck is going on?
Why is she, like, eight?

268
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:44,800
I don't know.

269
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:46,927
Wait, so they replaced us?

270
00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,095
For a couple days.

271
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,179
Who was me?

272
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:51,348
They weren't, like, specific counterparts.

273
00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,767
They were, I don't know, weird.

274
00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,644
Okay. Well,
I don't think you should feel bad at all.

275
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:58,522
- Feel bad?
- Yeah, for ending their lives. Fuck 'em.

276
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,065
Well, I wasn't trying to…

277
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:01,733
No, dude,
I'm saying don't feel bad.

278
00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,235
Like, I'm sure they deserved it.

279
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:32,324
Macrodata Refinement. Welcome back.

280
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:36,286
Please, take a seat.

281
00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:40,207
Irving, if you wouldn't mind
being in back.

282
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,751
Tall glass of water.

283
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,881
I guess the Board reconsidered my terms.

284
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,551
Guess so.

285
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:58,392
What you're about to see will be shown
to every innie who sets foot

286
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,227
in this building after today.

287
00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:04,022
I hope it will give you
a sense of Lumon's feelings.

288
00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:26,253
Hi. You probably don't recognize me
from this angle.

289
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:30,007
I'm the Lumon Administrative Building,
branch 501.

290
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:32,801
And you're sitting in me right now.

291
00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:36,430
The name's a mouthful,
or as I say, a "doorful."

292
00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:38,891
So you can just call me Lumon.

293
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:44,897
I've gone through a lot of changes
since my siring here in 1870.

294
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:49,067
But one thing I've always had
is a love for my workers,

295
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:52,487
both unsevered and severed.

296
00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:53,822
Not to brag,

297
00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:57,576
but my basement floor is one
of the premier severed workspaces

298
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:01,747
in the 206 countries
from which Lumon operates.

299
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,583
Hey, no running in my halls!

300
00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:07,419
That tickles.

301
00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:14,885
But what makes a building truly happy?

302
00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:19,515
This question came to light
when four MDR workers,

303
00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,558
dissatisfied with their severed lives,

304
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:25,771
conspired to mount
what Lumon historians will forever call

305
00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:28,023
the Macrodat Uprising.

306
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:35,030
Under my literal nose unfolded
a human drama of danger and intrigue.

307
00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,783
Righteous anger.

308
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,702
Let's burn this place to the ground.

309
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,001
Inspiration.

310
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:53,090
Why are we down here
still working in the dark?

311
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,636
And love.

312
00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:02,683
What the shit?

313
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,815
The Macrodat Uprising
yielded bounteous reforms.

314
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:15,612
These include tasty new snacks,
like fruit leather, cut beans,

315
00:28:15,696 --> 00:28:18,574
Christmas mints, and salsa.

316
00:28:23,412 --> 00:28:25,205
Wh…

317
00:28:25,289 --> 00:28:27,040
Not sold yet?

318
00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:29,793
The incentives were also reformed

319
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:34,923
and now range from hall passes
to pineapple bobbing…

320
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,557
to our brand-new playful mirror room.

321
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:52,024
You know, it's funny. I've sat by
this reflective pool my whole life,

322
00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:58,864
yet it took the quiet courage of four
MDR heroes to show me who I really am.

323
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:02,326
They made quite a splash.

324
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:07,873
They sure did, Water Tower.
And I thank Kier for them.

325
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:13,629
I thank Kier for the Macrodat Uprising.

326
00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,232
I know we have our differences…

327
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:39,738
but I want you to know that
I truly respect each and every one of you.

328
00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:43,659
And I don't wanna be your jailer.

329
00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:51,166
By end of day, each of you will choose
whether you want to remain here.

330
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,002
Not your outies, but you.

331
00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,006
If you start work on your file,
I'll assume you want to stay.

332
00:29:58,090 --> 00:30:01,718
If not, I'll send you to the surface.
No ill will.

333
00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,473
Maybe I'll even buy you
a drink at a bistro one day.

334
00:30:09,142 --> 00:30:10,978
Like the rest of the severed floor,

335
00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:14,648
the break room has no cameras
or microphones.

336
00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:19,069
Privacy shouldn't mean packing
into a supply closet

337
00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:20,696
like so many sardines.

338
00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:30,622
I truly hope you all will choose to stay
and enjoy what you've helped build.

339
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,918
A new quarter. A fresh start.

340
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,671
For all of us.

341
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,312
What the hell was that?

342
00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,439
Massive-ass head game is what that was.

343
00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,443
So what the hell
did you guys see up there?

344
00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:01,778
Well…

345
00:31:01,862 --> 00:31:03,280
He said there were no microphones in here.

346
00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,741
Yeah, he says a lot of shit,
so just fucking whisper it.

347
00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:06,909
Okay.

348
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:12,206
So, I was at a party
at my sister's house for Ricken Hale.

349
00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,290
Wait, what?

350
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,125
You know Ricken Hale?

351
00:31:15,209 --> 00:31:17,211
He's my outie's brother-in-law.

352
00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,670
What?

353
00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:22,925
And for some reason, we both know Cobel.

354
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:24,843
That's insane.

355
00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:27,721
Yeah. Well, there's something else.

356
00:31:29,014 --> 00:31:32,976
Just before I switched back,
I found a wedding photo.

357
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:36,730
Now, I guess my outie's wife died
a few years ago.

358
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,315
Oh, shit.

359
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:41,026
Which, apparently, is part of
why I decided to get severed.

360
00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:42,110
Except…

361
00:31:46,198 --> 00:31:50,702
the woman in the photo was Ms. Casey.

362
00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:57,501
Ms. Casey is your wife?

363
00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:58,919
Is my outie's wife.

364
00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,504
But she's dead.

365
00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,965
No, I know, but it was her.

366
00:32:07,010 --> 00:32:08,720
Then she's down here.

367
00:32:09,888 --> 00:32:13,016
No. I went to Wellness. It's gone.

368
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:14,977
What do you mean, gone?

369
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,688
I mean, it's gone.

370
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:22,150
Oh, my God. Mark, are you okay?

371
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,946
Yeah. Well, I don't know.

372
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,283
What about you? What did you see?

373
00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:37,124
I saw the inside

374
00:32:37,207 --> 00:32:40,836
of a really fucking boring apartment.

375
00:32:41,420 --> 00:32:43,463
So, you live by yourself?

376
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,549
Yeah.

377
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:51,513
I was watching some nature show on TV,
wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt.

378
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:56,518
What kind of T-shirt?
Did it feature, like, a band or pocket?

379
00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,770
It was like a "save the gorillas" shirt.

380
00:32:59,771 --> 00:33:00,856
Cool.

381
00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,065
I guess.

382
00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:05,319
And then what?

383
00:33:06,695 --> 00:33:10,407
Then I went outside and found a guy.
He looked like a gardener.

384
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:13,744
Told him everything. I think
he kind of thought it was bullshit.

385
00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,996
But he said that his brother was a cop

386
00:33:16,079 --> 00:33:18,373
and that he would tell him everything.

387
00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:25,339
I don't know. Sorry, guys. I really tried.

388
00:33:28,509 --> 00:33:30,135
A gardener?

389
00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:33,430
Yeah.

390
00:33:34,181 --> 00:33:35,599
A night gardener?

391
00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:40,312
I think so. I mean, maybe
he has a different job during the day.

392
00:33:43,023 --> 00:33:44,066
What about you, Irv?

393
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,157
Do you suppose he's serious?

394
00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:55,953
About letting us leave?

395
00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:04,211
Irv, what did you see?

396
00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,716
It's not our world up there.

397
00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:13,262
That's what I saw.

398
00:34:15,597 --> 00:34:16,723
Come on, man.

399
00:34:18,433 --> 00:34:19,768
You can tell us.

400
00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,940
Yeah, it's okay.

401
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,777
Even if it's bad.

402
00:35:03,854 --> 00:35:04,855
Irv.

403
00:35:04,938 --> 00:35:07,441
I just wanna walk for a bit.

404
00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,069
- I'll talk to him.
- No, no. We should all go.

405
00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:12,321
No. He's fine, okay?

406
00:35:12,404 --> 00:35:15,324
Let me talk him down. You go back to camp.
I'll get you if I need you.

407
00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,575
- Are you sure? You…
- But…

408
00:35:30,088 --> 00:35:32,007
Hey, Irv's gonna be okay, right?

409
00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,051
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

410
00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:35,928
Dylan's on it.

411
00:35:37,262 --> 00:35:39,973
And we have till the end of the day.

412
00:35:40,057 --> 00:35:41,058
Yeah.

413
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:52,319
Did you guys look happy
in the wedding photo?

414
00:35:54,488 --> 00:35:55,489
Yeah, we did.

415
00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:04,665
You know, I never, like…
Ms. Casey and I never felt that way.

416
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,584
Okay.

417
00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:11,713
So, what are you gonna do?

418
00:36:13,632 --> 00:36:14,632
Well…

419
00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,138
I gotta get her out of here.

420
00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:24,393
Right? I mean, if she's my wife…

421
00:36:25,227 --> 00:36:27,896
Right. Of course.
I mean, assuming she's still here.

422
00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:34,528
Though technically, strictly speaking,
she's not your wife.

423
00:36:35,654 --> 00:36:37,489
I'm pretty sure
your outie bought the ring.

424
00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:39,616
Sure.

425
00:36:40,576 --> 00:36:44,538
Except, you know,
we're the same-ish person.

426
00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:48,667
So, it's mushy.

427
00:36:49,668 --> 00:36:51,253
It's mushy?

428
00:36:51,336 --> 00:36:54,006
- Is that what it is? Mushy? Okay.
- It's… Yeah. Listen, Helly…

429
00:36:54,089 --> 00:36:56,175
We're not the same, actually.

430
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,221
Us and the outies, we're not.

431
00:37:02,639 --> 00:37:04,892
And speaking for myself,
I don't think we owe them shit.

432
00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:10,147
But Ms. Casey is…

433
00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:12,983
Well, she's one of us.

434
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:19,489
So, if you wanna help your outie
and find out what happened to her…

435
00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:22,951
I'll help.

436
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,123
So you're staying?

437
00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:33,128
I think I'm staying.

438
00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:49,728
- Irv. Hold up.
- Leave me alone, Dylan.

439
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:54,525
Oka… Dude. Is it…
You can't leave until the end of the day.

440
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,070
Are you sure?

441
00:37:58,153 --> 00:37:59,154
Irv.

442
00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:01,698
I failed at the objective.

443
00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:04,368
What?

444
00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:06,828
I went to go find Burt.

445
00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,831
Okay. Did you see him?

446
00:38:11,792 --> 00:38:16,964
He's married,
or, at least, he's with someone.

447
00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:20,634
I saw them through the window.

448
00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:22,219
Shit.

449
00:38:23,971 --> 00:38:25,722
I should be happy he's happy.

450
00:38:26,265 --> 00:38:31,979
Yeah.
But seems like you're probably not, right?

451
00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:37,276
The last time I was happy
was when all I knew was MDR.

452
00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:39,820
When I was good at my job

453
00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:42,739
and not trying to be happy.

454
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,159
I'm going to leave, Dylan.

455
00:38:46,243 --> 00:38:48,704
It is not leaving.
So stop fucking calling it that.

456
00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:50,706
- I know, you want… I know…
- Just fucking try.

457
00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:02,509
You're a good friend, Dylan.

458
00:39:10,267 --> 00:39:13,812
Before I went to Burt's,
I woke up in my apartment.

459
00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:14,980
What?

460
00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:19,526
I was standing in front of
some kind of easel.

461
00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:21,445
Fuck. There's easels up there?

462
00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:26,825
Yeah. My outie was working on
a painting of a hallway. A black hallway.

463
00:39:26,909 --> 00:39:28,160
Like the break room one?

464
00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:30,037
No, it was different. Darker.

465
00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:34,166
There was an elevator at the end
with a downward arrow.

466
00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,335
He painted dozens of them.

467
00:39:36,418 --> 00:39:37,321
Fuck. Why?

468
00:39:37,336 --> 00:39:42,424
I don't know.
And I wanted you to know before I left.

469
00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:44,092
Okay. Well, you're not. You… No.

470
00:39:44,176 --> 00:39:46,845
Stop it. Listen to me.

471
00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:51,016
Look, I'm sorry that outie Burt
has a hot husband or whatever.

472
00:39:51,099 --> 00:39:54,436
But he is not the point.
Innie Burt is the guy you fell for,

473
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,730
and I know
because I encouraged the courtship.

474
00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,066
I…

475
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,903
I want it to be over.

476
00:40:02,986 --> 00:40:06,823
Okay. So then after you find
the black hallway or…

477
00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,701
I want the pain to be over.

478
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:14,414
If he's gone and I'm gone…

479
00:40:14,498 --> 00:40:15,541
Stop saying that.

480
00:40:15,624 --> 00:40:17,501
…then somehow, we'll be together.

481
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,669
He wouldn't want that.

482
00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:19,753
How do you know?

483
00:40:22,589 --> 00:40:24,007
Because I don't want that.

484
00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:28,762
Because I would be sad,

485
00:40:30,097 --> 00:40:31,890
and I would be less productive,

486
00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:35,352
and I'm really good at what I do here,
whatever it is.

487
00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:39,106
And you're part of what makes me
good at it. So please, do not go.

488
00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,988
Dylan.

489
00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:55,122
I'm your favorite perk.

490
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,625
Don't bring them into this.

491
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,296
All I'm saying is, if Burt was still here,

492
00:41:02,379 --> 00:41:06,049
he would be telling you to stick around
and figure out what the fuck this is.

493
00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:08,719
Dylan G.

494
00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:16,685
Mr. Milchick would like to see you.

495
00:41:26,528 --> 00:41:27,529
Right.

496
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:56,767
I know, but they said it would be
corrected by now.

497
00:41:57,893 --> 00:41:59,728
It should be Mr. Milchick.

498
00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:06,193
M-R-period-space-M-I-L-C-H-I-C-K.

499
00:42:08,487 --> 00:42:09,988
- Well, I sympathize…
- Mr. Milchick…

500
00:42:10,072 --> 00:42:14,409
…but could you please see
that it's taken care of? Yes. Thank you.

501
00:42:16,161 --> 00:42:17,579
If someone calls about my welcome screen,

502
00:42:17,663 --> 00:42:19,289
I need you to put
that call through immediately.

503
00:42:19,373 --> 00:42:20,374
Yes, sir.

504
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,377
You wanted to see me?

505
00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:26,296
I did.

506
00:42:28,382 --> 00:42:30,092
Thank you, Miss Huang.

507
00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,143
You gonna apologize about the belt?

508
00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:51,488
Your wife's name is Gretchen.

509
00:42:55,617 --> 00:42:56,618
What?

510
00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:59,246
She wanted you to know.

511
00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:01,832
Come with me.

512
00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:17,014
And I do apologize, Dylan,
for not being a better listener.

513
00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,058
For not hearing your needs.

514
00:43:24,897 --> 00:43:26,148
Take a look.

515
00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:33,030
These are blueprints for a new renovation,

516
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:35,616
of which I chose
not to inform your colleagues.

517
00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,870
It's called
the Outie Family Visitation Suite.

518
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,668
Are you saying I could see my family here?

519
00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:53,091
If you take the name of the room
at face value, I'd say yes.

520
00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:57,387
Holy fuck.

521
00:43:58,305 --> 00:43:59,431
The holiest.

522
00:44:00,724 --> 00:44:03,477
Sadly, everyone else
in your department is single.

523
00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,356
As such, I'm asking that you
keep this between us…

524
00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,609
- Are you…
- …only to avoid resentment.

525
00:44:11,527 --> 00:44:14,905
I'd hate for your friends to turn against
you after all you've done for them.

526
00:45:46,413 --> 00:45:47,414
You okay?

527
00:45:48,582 --> 00:45:49,750
I'm okay.

528
00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,834
Where's Irv?

529
00:45:54,755 --> 00:45:55,756
Right here.

530
00:46:04,598 --> 00:46:06,808
Irv. You okay?

531
00:46:08,519 --> 00:46:09,520
I'm okay.