1 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:13,514 There was this gray hall, but then… 2 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:19,394 everything was, like, so white. 3 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,940 We're making progress. 4 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,734 It's not just waking up on a table. 5 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,611 It's human interaction. 6 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,365 This didn't feel human, this felt like a nightmare. 7 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:34,368 I mean, why is she rattling off a bunch of facts? 8 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,205 What are they doing to her? 9 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,832 All I know is she's essential. 10 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,922 She didn't even recognize me. 11 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,845 The Gemma you know is still in there. 12 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,684 And when you get her out, it will be the two of you out here together. 13 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,574 Bargaining. 14 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:16,034 You know what that is? 15 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,161 What do you mean? 16 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:22,332 Well, it's one of the stages. 17 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:28,922 You think about all the things you'd do, 18 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:34,970 and all the ways you'd change to get that person back. 19 00:01:37,806 --> 00:01:43,228 You'd drink less. You'd listen more. 20 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,902 It's dumb, but you do it anyway. 21 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,028 It's normal. 22 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,112 Yeah. 23 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,242 But for me, it might actually happen. 24 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,419 It was a sketch of a black hallway, 25 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,880 with a black elevator that only goes down. 26 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,136 So there's a floor beneath us. 27 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,846 That must be where they're keeping her. 28 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,890 There were directions on the back. 29 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:21,642 Well, let's see it. 30 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,229 I left it there, behind the poster. 31 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,065 Why didn't you just take it? 32 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,650 I just didn't, okay? 33 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,193 I don't wanna get in trouble right now. 34 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,403 Okay. Well, I don't give a shit about that, so I'll go get it. 35 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,572 You said it's behind the poster of you actually being brave? 36 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,616 Okay, yeah. Fuck you. You don't know everything. 37 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:38,992 Then tell us. 38 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,162 It's okay. 39 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:54,383 Okay. Well, I still have a hall pass, so I can go to the break room now, 40 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,260 - and then we can start after lunch. - Yeah. Maybe. 41 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,469 Maybe? 42 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:59,930 Did everyone sever their balls in the elevator this morning? 43 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,306 I'm starving. 44 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,999 Mark? 45 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:29,668 Are you okay? 46 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,304 Sir? 47 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:07,808 Have a seat. 48 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,609 I had my performance review yesterday. 49 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,947 How did it go? 50 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:34,168 Many valid concerns were raised, which I look forward to addressing. 51 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,045 I'm glad for you. 52 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,056 I feel I should remind you, 53 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:50,142 you cannot graduate from this fellowship 54 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,270 until I have deemed you Wintertide material. 55 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:02,821 This will mean using your time well, focusing on your own duties, 56 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:06,825 and eradicating from your essence childish folly. 57 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,165 I understand, sir. 58 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,794 I shall be busy for the rest of the day. 59 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,256 I trust you can steward the floor in my stead? 60 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,593 - Of course. - Good. 61 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,845 You may sit at your regular desk. 62 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,144 Thank you, Mr. Milchick. 63 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:51,119 - He threatened you? - As I was leaving. 64 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,287 In the elevator. 65 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:53,997 They're trying to intimidate us. 66 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,749 - Divide us. - And also… 67 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,376 It's so that we won't work together, 68 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,920 because they know what will happen if we do. I'm gonna go get that map. 69 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,672 Helly, we shared vessels. 70 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,216 What's that? 71 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,512 Well, we… 72 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:14,476 we had sex. 73 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:17,771 Okay. 74 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:24,945 You and… Like, in a Wellness session? 75 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,907 No. Not… Ms. Casey. 76 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:32,703 It was at the retreat. 77 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,832 In your tent. 78 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,088 Yeah. 79 00:07:48,886 --> 00:07:50,053 You mean… 80 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,893 I mean, obviously, you know, I thought it was you. 81 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:02,441 'Cause, you know, I've been having those feelings since, 82 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,735 like, before the OTC. 83 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:09,239 So when she… I just… I had no idea, okay? 84 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,493 - Uh-huh. - I'm sorry, Helly. 85 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:14,995 I… She tricked me. 86 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,830 I mean, I… you know, wanted to, but she… 87 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,875 she tricked both of us. 88 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,050 It's probably another tactic. 89 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,261 Something to drive a wedge between us. 90 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,846 - Like… - Helly… 91 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,640 I'm gonna go for a walk. 92 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,729 Helly, I'm sorry. I thought it was you. 93 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:42,688 But it wasn't me. 94 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,734 Yeah, I'm just gonna go walk around. 95 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,480 First date, let me guess. 96 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,609 - Scuba. - Thai food. 97 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:09,693 Nice. 98 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,029 Though you did take scuba lessons last year. 99 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,323 Yeah? Which sea? 100 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,824 It was in a pool. 101 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,868 Okay. Cool. 102 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,120 It was a little expensive. 103 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,000 You've had a lot of phases. 104 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:28,003 Scuba diving, woodworking. 105 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,214 Wow. So, my outie's really diverse. 106 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,132 Garage beer-making. 107 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:40,933 Maybe I'm trying to find something I excel in up there, like I do down here. 108 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,105 I sometimes wonder if you're just not happy. 109 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,526 I'm sure it's not that. 110 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:57,574 'Cause, like, you know… I mean, here, with you, I'm super happy. 111 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,703 I just, like, wanna hear about all my offspring 112 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,289 and stare at your face. 113 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:11,129 - Sorry. That was weird. - No. 114 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:12,798 It was really sweet. 115 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,342 I like it. 116 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,886 I like this. 117 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,559 I wish we could really be together. 118 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,520 Like, all the time. 119 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:30,107 I mean, we are. 120 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,901 Aren't we? 121 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,613 You and him are. 122 00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:39,616 But I'm not. 123 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,883 Is it okay if we try the hug again? 124 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,593 I kind of like the hugging. 125 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,794 Oh, hey. I was coming to find you. 126 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,171 Same. 127 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,800 Look, I am so sorry. 128 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,303 I can't even imagine what it must be like to… 129 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,721 You thought it was me. 130 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,473 Hundred percent. 131 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,017 Which means you wanted to. 132 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,351 With me. 133 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,105 Yeah. 134 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,318 What sucks is that she got to have that, and I didn't. 135 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,365 That she used me to trick my friends. 136 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:27,868 Used my body to get close to you. 137 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,662 That she dresses me in the morning like I'm a baby. 138 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,166 That she controls me, and this company, and all of us. 139 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:35,542 It's disgusting. 140 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:55,145 Hey, do you want me to, like, describe what happened? 141 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,772 Like, I feel like you have every right to know. 142 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,565 No. I don't want her memory. 143 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,400 Okay. 144 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,197 I want my own. 145 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,664 Would you like that? 146 00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,128 Yeah, I'd like that. 147 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,053 But how? 148 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,730 A tent. 149 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,801 I'm nervous. 150 00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,429 Me too. 151 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,599 - You too. - It's okay. 152 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,767 Okay. 153 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,565 Wait. 154 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:01,582 Yes? 155 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:04,960 Yes. 156 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:34,675 You must eradicate from your essence childish folly. 157 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:44,059 You must eradicate from yourself childish folly. 158 00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,367 You must abandon childish things. 159 00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:05,414 You must grow up. 160 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,085 You must grow up. 161 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,379 Grow up. 162 00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:14,798 Grow up. 163 00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,218 Grow up. 164 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,638 Grow. 165 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,599 Grow. 166 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:25,851 Grow. 167 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,520 Grow. 168 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,191 Grow. 169 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,258 Was it different with me? 170 00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,356 Oh, no, you're bleeding. 171 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,194 No, you are. 172 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,410 You have two minutes left. 173 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:31,083 Humidity on the severed floor is maintained at a consistent 45%. 174 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:33,794 It must be something else. 175 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,214 Did you punch him? 176 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,843 I mean, not today. 177 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,637 What were you doing when the nosebleed occurred? 178 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:48,642 We were refining something. 179 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,812 Do you have a deviated septum? 180 00:21:52,604 --> 00:21:54,565 Well, I don't know what that is. 181 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,568 Would you like me to put petroleum jelly in your nostrils? 182 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,153 No, thanks. 183 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:02,239 Any other symptoms? 184 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,950 Any auras or hallucinations? 185 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,414 No. I think it stopped. I feel better. 186 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,501 I'm going to take your blood pressure. 187 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,010 Where are you? 188 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,345 I'm at Lumon. 189 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,143 - What? - What? 190 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:38,734 - Fuck. I was just… - Mark? 191 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:41,904 Wha… 192 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,947 Were you just at Lumon? 193 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,782 What time is it? 194 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,868 Are you at Lumon or in your basement with me? 195 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:50,162 I don't know. 196 00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:51,413 Do you remember a hallway? 197 00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:52,497 A black hallway? 198 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:57,961 I remember… Okay. 199 00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,505 I remember a desk. 200 00:23:00,214 --> 00:23:04,009 I remember a desk. 201 00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:09,598 I remember… Shit. 202 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,478 That was another crossover memory. 203 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,314 A recent one. That's good. 204 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,192 You'll feel gaps in time until it all comes back together. 205 00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:21,777 Well, when the fuck is that gonna happen? 206 00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,033 We need to enhance. Speed up the process. 207 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:30,410 Is that safe? 208 00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:33,830 There's a slight chance of hemorrhage. 209 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:37,084 Okay. So, me bleeding to death. 210 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,546 Not necessarily. 211 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,424 We'll flood the chip itself. 212 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:46,051 Flood the chip? 213 00:23:46,844 --> 00:23:49,888 - Through the hole in your head. - Jesus Christ. 214 00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:51,557 - That you've already got. - Okay… 215 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,891 You know what? 216 00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:54,643 Get the fuck off me. 217 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,687 - I am not doing this, okay? - We're close. It's happening. 218 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,897 - Get this shit off right now! Please. - We need to push! 219 00:23:58,981 --> 00:24:00,399 Get it off… 220 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,943 God. I'm fu… I'm starving. 221 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,611 That's also from reintegration. 222 00:24:04,695 --> 00:24:06,196 Okay, you know what? 223 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:08,532 I'm gonna go eat. 224 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,037 Fuck. 225 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:54,244 Hello. 226 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,123 Who the hell are you? 227 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,085 It's a joke. 228 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,881 - Come on in. Hey. - Okay. 229 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,466 What the heck? 230 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:13,764 Fields is tending the ham. 231 00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,016 I hope you like a cumin glaze. 232 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,185 Yes, of course. 233 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:20,145 - Do you not? - No, I do. 234 00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:21,313 Attila. 235 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:22,856 Yes, Attila? 236 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,900 Did you just ask about the glaze? 237 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,902 - I did. - Well, don't. 238 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:28,820 I've already put it on. 239 00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:32,282 I was gonna say we also have corn. 240 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,326 Oh, yes. 241 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:37,371 We could feed him a pile of loose corn. 242 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:45,420 What your innie ever saw in this Philistine 243 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,090 is beyond me. 244 00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:51,677 Fields, I presume. 245 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:52,803 Yes. 246 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,179 - Irving. - Irving. 247 00:25:54,721 --> 00:25:55,722 Yes. 248 00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,599 Welcome back to our home. 249 00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:01,520 Yes. I'm sorry about the last time. 250 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:05,148 I'm sure that felt quite invasive. 251 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,484 Nonsense. 252 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,945 What's mine's yours. 253 00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,866 And you've brought wine. 254 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:22,249 Irving, no one's ever thrown blood on you on your way into work? 255 00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:25,169 - No. - It wasn't blood. It was paint. 256 00:26:25,252 --> 00:26:26,753 Meant to evoke blood. 257 00:26:26,837 --> 00:26:27,880 Not what you said. 258 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:32,050 The Whole Mind people are off the deep end, is my point. 259 00:26:32,134 --> 00:26:35,220 And, Burt, how did you come to be at the company? 260 00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,432 - Me? - Yes, I'm very curious. 261 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:43,979 Well, as a matter of fact, I was guided to Lumon's door by Jesus. 262 00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:50,444 Jesus Christ? 263 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,905 That's the one. 264 00:26:54,948 --> 00:26:58,160 You should just leave it at that, and let him wonder what the hell you meant. 265 00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:01,955 No, we'd been attending the Lutheran church for some years. 266 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:06,919 And I should mention that I'd been what you might call a scoundrel 267 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,670 in my younger days. 268 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:10,422 To put it mildly. 269 00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:14,927 So, one Sunday at breakfast, Fields asked me point blank, 270 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:16,720 do I think I'm going to heaven? 271 00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,599 As one asks at breakfast. 272 00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:27,397 I pretend to think about it, but I know the answer is no. 273 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:32,528 To which I replied, "What am I supposed to do up there for eternity all by myself?" 274 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:36,490 - I see. - So we hop on the train to church, 275 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:40,035 and it so happens the sermon that day is about severance… 276 00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:43,080 - Yeah. - …which was still very new at the time. 277 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:44,665 And the pastor says… 278 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:48,210 As if he'd been listening to our conversation, 279 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:53,841 he said the church's stance is that innies are, you know, 280 00:27:53,924 --> 00:27:59,137 complete individuals, with souls… 281 00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:05,227 that can be judged separately from their outie. 282 00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:11,149 So, an innie can go to heaven. 283 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:13,235 Whilst the outie burns. 284 00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:18,240 We're not zealots, I swear. 285 00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:22,452 But we figured that if it were true, 286 00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:26,748 it may be a way for part of Burt to… 287 00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,085 You know… 288 00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:35,966 Wow. 289 00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:41,263 - He's looking for the exit. - No, it's just… 290 00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:48,145 So, the hope was for Burt's innie to go to heaven. 291 00:28:48,228 --> 00:28:51,565 Yes. With me. 292 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:36,902 Gretch, it's the end of the month. 293 00:29:36,985 --> 00:29:40,322 Those salesmen are just dying to hit their numbers and get cars off the lot. 294 00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:42,449 They'll basically be giving me money. 295 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:49,122 Okay. Fine. 296 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:50,958 Just test drive only. 297 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,085 I won't commit to anything. 298 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:58,131 - Thank you. - No. 299 00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:01,677 You didn't tell me how'd it go. You went back to Lumon, right? 300 00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:06,764 No. 301 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:08,767 That good? 302 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:12,813 They canceled it. 303 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:15,566 I didn't see him… you. 304 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,151 - Happy plate. - Happy plate. 305 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:20,028 Go play with your sister. 306 00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:21,738 Canceled it? What happened? 307 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:25,993 They didn't say. Guess you got too busy. 308 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:33,000 - Hey. Buddy. Try it. No. Okay. - No. 309 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:03,113 Thank you. 310 00:31:44,446 --> 00:31:48,033 Mark Scout. 311 00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,871 Thought that was you. I'm Helena Eagan. I work at Lumon. 312 00:31:52,955 --> 00:31:55,415 Yeah. No, I know who you are. 313 00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,504 Well, it's nice to officially meet you. 314 00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:10,305 Have you had enough to eat? 315 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:14,601 Yeah, quite possibly. 316 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,230 I hope they're feeding you at work. 317 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,314 May I? 318 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:22,651 Please. 319 00:32:28,657 --> 00:32:30,033 It's really great to run into you. 320 00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:32,536 I've heard nothing but good things about your work, by the way. 321 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:35,622 Thank you. I've heard nothing at all about my work, so… 322 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,001 Severance humor. That's so clever. 323 00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,252 And so easy. 324 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:49,136 Look, I'm sorry for the systemic error from the other night. 325 00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:51,096 The systemic error? 326 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:54,266 You mean the overtime thing? 327 00:32:55,184 --> 00:32:57,144 Yes. The OTC. 328 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,901 It never should have happened, and it never will again. 329 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:10,490 We take pride as a company to be better than that, and we will be better. 330 00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:13,243 - Well, that's nice to hear. Thanks. - Of course. 331 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:20,584 So, you know all about it then. 332 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,961 Yes, I know all about it. 333 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,174 I'm, like, the head of the company, Mark. 334 00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:32,971 Right. Dumb. Sorry. 335 00:33:33,055 --> 00:33:34,139 Yeah, you should be sorry. 336 00:33:34,223 --> 00:33:36,391 - Really? Okay. - I'm kidding. 337 00:33:36,475 --> 00:33:38,227 You're clearly not dumb. 338 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:39,937 I don't know. You… 339 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,814 You're the one who invented a revolutionary medical procedure. 340 00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:44,733 Hey, now, that was not me. 341 00:33:44,816 --> 00:33:45,817 That was my father. 342 00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:46,902 Uh-huh. 343 00:33:48,904 --> 00:33:50,239 You should meet him sometime. 344 00:33:51,990 --> 00:33:53,075 Your father? 345 00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:54,159 Sure. Why not? 346 00:33:54,243 --> 00:33:56,245 You wanna take me home to Dad already? 347 00:33:57,079 --> 00:33:58,580 Yeah, I think it's finally time. 348 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:00,624 Okay. Sure. Let's do it. 349 00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:03,293 You'd be the first. 350 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:07,422 - So, no pressure. - Yeah. None whatsoever. 351 00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:16,431 But seriously, I'd love to hear about your experiences sometime. 352 00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:18,016 Okay. Yeah. 353 00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:20,476 About severance? 354 00:34:20,561 --> 00:34:24,731 I meant the overtime con… I meant the other night. 355 00:34:26,525 --> 00:34:30,529 I mean, I can't imagine how confusing that must have been. 356 00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:31,989 Traumatic, even. 357 00:34:33,949 --> 00:34:38,495 And I know you've already been through so much with losing your wife and all. 358 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:41,748 Hanna. 359 00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:47,295 Gemma. 360 00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:52,092 Right. Gemma. Sorry. 361 00:34:54,428 --> 00:34:56,346 It was a car accident, right? 362 00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:58,891 That's right. 363 00:35:00,893 --> 00:35:02,394 Yeah, such a shame. 364 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:05,981 She was so young. 365 00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:12,529 Thank you. 366 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:24,541 Are you all right? 367 00:35:25,501 --> 00:35:27,836 I'm fine. I'm just about finished here. 368 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,546 Okay. Right. 369 00:35:32,799 --> 00:35:35,469 Well, it was nice to meet you, Helena. 370 00:35:36,053 --> 00:35:38,055 Yeah. You too, Mark. 371 00:35:52,194 --> 00:35:53,278 What is it? 372 00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:57,407 Nothing. 373 00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:01,787 Good night. 374 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,080 Good night. 375 00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,614 We used to call each other hon, 376 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:22,618 then about ten years ago that became Attila. 377 00:37:22,701 --> 00:37:25,662 Because… Do you know history? 378 00:37:25,746 --> 00:37:28,498 - Yeah. - He knows history. 379 00:37:30,584 --> 00:37:32,961 And it wasn't ten years ago. It was 20. 380 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:35,714 - No. - Yes! 381 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:42,638 Because I remember we were having drinks with your Lumon partner. 382 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,223 Quite startled him. 383 00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:51,939 Didn't the first severed office open 12 years ago? 384 00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:53,649 - Yes, it did. - Yeah. 385 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,903 Maybe that's enough of that. 386 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:15,462 You know the corn is very special. 387 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,257 Do you think you two ever made love at work? 388 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:20,050 Fields, Jesus. 389 00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:24,805 Can we not just be pragmatic adults about this? 390 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:33,856 There is a nonzero chance that the two of you had unprotected sex. 391 00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:38,527 And so, I felt the right to ask. 392 00:38:42,531 --> 00:38:46,451 Are you done humiliating our guest? 393 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,873 Sounds like I'm mad, but I'm not. 394 00:38:50,956 --> 00:38:52,749 Cards on the table. 395 00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:56,336 I've been talking to Pastor Gale about this, 396 00:38:56,420 --> 00:39:03,010 and I believe that innies deserve to experience love. 397 00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:08,891 I mean it. 398 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,188 And I hope it was beautiful. 399 00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:35,292 Sorry for being a dick. 400 00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:36,460 Let's do it. 401 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:38,670 Tonight. 402 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:37,432 There. 403 00:42:40,060 --> 00:42:41,603 How long will it take? 404 00:42:41,687 --> 00:42:43,188 It'll be fast. 405 00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:45,732 Fast. How fast? 406 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,620 I'm nervous. 407 00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:01,456 Yes. 408 00:43:16,138 --> 00:43:17,139 What the fuck? 409 00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:20,225 Don't move like that. 410 00:43:20,309 --> 00:43:22,269 You have to keep your head still. 411 00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:28,442 Ignore it. 412 00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:30,319 Tell me… 413 00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:34,364 Mark? 414 00:43:36,033 --> 00:43:37,784 My car's in the driveway. She knows I'm here. 415 00:43:37,868 --> 00:43:38,868 No… 416 00:43:45,501 --> 00:43:46,585 - Mark. - Yeah? 417 00:43:50,839 --> 00:43:51,840 Hey. 418 00:43:51,924 --> 00:43:54,134 Dude, I left you, like, five messages. Are you better? 419 00:43:54,218 --> 00:43:56,011 No, I'm still sick. 420 00:43:56,094 --> 00:43:59,139 Well, you can't not pick up when we're doing corporate espionage shit. 421 00:43:59,223 --> 00:44:00,682 The floodlight thing was a bust, right? 422 00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:03,143 Because I have had an idea that is a little dumber. 423 00:44:03,227 --> 00:44:04,228 Okay, Devon… 424 00:44:04,311 --> 00:44:05,771 Do you remember the rich lady from baby camp? 425 00:44:05,854 --> 00:44:07,606 The one I, like, kind of had a crush on? 426 00:44:08,106 --> 00:44:10,067 - I was thinking… - Yeah. Look, 427 00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:12,444 I'm already trying something else. 428 00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:16,532 Okay. What are you trying? 429 00:44:17,658 --> 00:44:20,661 Just don't worry about it. 430 00:44:20,744 --> 00:44:23,413 - What the fuck does that mean? - I'm doing it myself. 431 00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:26,250 Fuck that. 432 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:28,001 Why are you trying to cut me out of this? 433 00:44:29,127 --> 00:44:30,462 Shit. 434 00:44:31,755 --> 00:44:33,340 I'm really not, Devon. 435 00:44:33,423 --> 00:44:35,300 - You literally are. - Okay, fine. 436 00:44:35,384 --> 00:44:38,178 I am, but I didn't ask for your help! 437 00:44:38,262 --> 00:44:39,471 Fuck you, officially. 438 00:44:39,555 --> 00:44:41,807 And what is that smell? 439 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:44,476 What smell? 440 00:45:05,497 --> 00:45:06,540 Oh, my God. 441 00:45:12,045 --> 00:45:13,088 Mark. 442 00:45:13,172 --> 00:45:14,256 Don't touch him. 443 00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:15,841 Who the fuck are you? 444 00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:17,718 Mark? 445 00:45:19,303 --> 00:45:21,555 It's okay, buddy. It's okay. 446 00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:22,848 It's okay. 447 00:45:29,438 --> 00:45:31,815 Thank you for the spare ham. 448 00:45:31,899 --> 00:45:33,400 Is Fields… 449 00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:36,278 He's fine. He'll be embarrassed tomorrow. 450 00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:39,281 You know, he gets fuzzy. 451 00:45:39,364 --> 00:45:41,325 Like saying I worked at Lumon 20 years ago, 452 00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:44,912 which is, of course, before severance even existed. 453 00:45:44,995 --> 00:45:45,996 Of course. 454 00:45:48,999 --> 00:45:53,504 - Sorry. - No, this was fun. 455 00:45:53,587 --> 00:45:55,130 - Yeah? - Yeah. 456 00:45:55,214 --> 00:45:58,091 So, we should do it again sometime. 457 00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:01,803 You, me, Fields? Or you, me? 458 00:46:01,887 --> 00:46:04,014 No, I meant with Fields. 459 00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:06,099 - Yeah. - Yeah? 460 00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:13,440 Yeah. But, you know, it's either way. 461 00:46:16,527 --> 00:46:17,527 Good. 462 00:46:24,117 --> 00:46:25,577 - Good night, Burt. - Good night.