1 00:00:00,030 --> 00:00:05,030 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:01:09,523 --> 00:01:11,043 Mmm! 3 00:01:21,323 --> 00:01:24,123 Hi, I forgot the sock. Sorry. 4 00:01:50,723 --> 00:01:51,883 Oh. 5 00:02:11,483 --> 00:02:14,403 Lather it up... 6 00:02:16,163 --> 00:02:17,163 Voilà. 7 00:02:17,164 --> 00:02:19,283 Oh yeah! 8 00:02:21,043 --> 00:02:24,163 Oh yeah! Oh yeah! 9 00:02:26,443 --> 00:02:29,403 Oh! Oh! Oh! 10 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:37,683 Oh God! Oh yeah! Oh! Oh! 11 00:02:37,763 --> 00:02:38,883 Oh! 12 00:02:39,723 --> 00:02:42,163 Oh! Oh... 13 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:10,483 Morning. 14 00:03:10,563 --> 00:03:12,483 - Morning, darling. - Hello, Joy. 15 00:03:12,563 --> 00:03:14,803 You are making a noise this morning. 16 00:03:14,883 --> 00:03:16,403 Hello, hello. What's up? 17 00:03:16,483 --> 00:03:18,603 Bwaaaaah! 18 00:03:18,683 --> 00:03:20,083 Yes, you are. 19 00:03:20,763 --> 00:03:21,883 Waaaah! 20 00:03:21,963 --> 00:03:23,563 Come on. Oh, what's the matter? 21 00:03:23,643 --> 00:03:24,883 Hey, Mum. 22 00:03:26,203 --> 00:03:28,803 - You all right? - I forgot why I opened the fridge. 23 00:03:28,883 --> 00:03:33,243 You're... dressed. You going somewhere today? 24 00:03:34,683 --> 00:03:37,683 I didn't tell you? I've got a job interview. 25 00:03:38,323 --> 00:03:41,723 It's to host a new radio show about sex. 26 00:03:41,803 --> 00:03:44,363 Well, do you think it's a good idea? 27 00:03:44,443 --> 00:03:46,483 - To be going back to work? - Oh... 28 00:03:46,563 --> 00:03:48,923 Oh, it's just cabbage leaves. It's all right. 29 00:03:49,003 --> 00:03:50,003 I, uh... 30 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:52,323 I've got a blocked duct. 31 00:03:52,403 --> 00:03:53,483 - They help. - Okay, well... 32 00:03:53,523 --> 00:03:55,403 I just think it might be a bit soon. 33 00:03:55,483 --> 00:03:58,203 I had a baby, darling. Not a lobotomy. 34 00:03:58,283 --> 00:04:01,403 My agent thinks it's a good opportunity. 35 00:04:01,483 --> 00:04:02,483 Coffee. 36 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,163 Right. 37 00:04:04,683 --> 00:04:06,603 Oh, bollocks. 38 00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:09,141 Do you mind popping to the shop with Joy 39 00:04:09,142 --> 00:04:11,323 while I'm gone and picking some up? 40 00:04:11,403 --> 00:04:14,483 Maybe some... wet wipes, and... I'll send you a list. 41 00:04:14,563 --> 00:04:18,203 Well, actually, Mum, it's my first day at the new school, remember? 42 00:04:18,283 --> 00:04:19,563 - What, today? - Uh-huh. 43 00:04:19,643 --> 00:04:22,403 - I totally forgot. - Yeah, I should get going. 44 00:04:22,483 --> 00:04:24,243 But if you need me to stay... 45 00:04:24,323 --> 00:04:26,323 No, we'll be fine. Don't be silly. 46 00:04:26,923 --> 00:04:28,483 We'll be fine! I'm fine! 47 00:04:28,563 --> 00:04:29,803 We'll be fine. 48 00:04:29,883 --> 00:04:31,843 - Bye. - Bye. Don't worry. 49 00:04:33,043 --> 00:04:34,043 Fuck! 50 00:04:39,763 --> 00:04:42,003 - Morning. - Good morning. 51 00:04:42,563 --> 00:04:44,043 Wow, that's a new one. 52 00:04:44,763 --> 00:04:49,763 - You look amazing. - Thank you... look tired. 53 00:04:51,043 --> 00:04:52,683 What were you up all night doin'? 54 00:04:53,323 --> 00:04:55,203 Hey. Heeeey! 55 00:04:55,283 --> 00:04:56,523 - Uh-huh! - Uh-huh! 56 00:04:56,603 --> 00:04:59,043 - Uh-huh! - Uh-heeeey! 57 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:00,483 Very profesh. 58 00:05:00,563 --> 00:05:02,923 - So it's my new free... - Uh-huh. 59 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,363 totally transparent sex therapy clinic. 60 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:07,003 - Ah! - You were right. 61 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,563 I don't wanna give up helping people. 62 00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:12,083 And I know it sounds silly, but I think therapy is my calling. 63 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:13,603 Oh-ho-ho! 64 00:05:13,683 --> 00:05:15,883 - Oh, I'm so proud of you. - Thanks, man. 65 00:05:15,963 --> 00:05:17,723 Aww! Come on. 66 00:05:17,803 --> 00:05:20,443 - I am shitting myself. - Why? 67 00:05:20,523 --> 00:05:22,883 Well, what if people think that we're losers again? 68 00:05:22,963 --> 00:05:23,963 We're not. 69 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:25,715 We're literally different people now. 70 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:28,363 We're confident. We know who we are. 71 00:05:28,443 --> 00:05:29,843 - Mmm. - We're the cool guys. 72 00:05:29,923 --> 00:05:31,123 Mmm. 73 00:05:32,683 --> 00:05:33,683 Oh. 74 00:05:40,483 --> 00:05:42,963 This is my voice six months on testosterone. 75 00:05:43,683 --> 00:05:47,763 List of pros. My eyebrows are bushier. 76 00:05:48,323 --> 00:05:52,523 I have some facial hair coming in, which feels amazing. 77 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,003 Shoulders getting broader. 78 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:57,323 Cons. Still sweating a lot and have some dry skin patches. 79 00:05:57,403 --> 00:06:02,163 My sex drive is out of control. 80 00:06:07,363 --> 00:06:12,603 Oh! Whew! Ooh! 81 00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:24,683 Three point five. 82 00:06:24,763 --> 00:06:25,963 Had better. 83 00:06:26,683 --> 00:06:28,163 Ooh! 84 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,563 Aah! 85 00:06:38,283 --> 00:06:39,443 We might... 86 00:06:40,563 --> 00:06:42,243 need to start gettin'... 87 00:06:42,923 --> 00:06:44,163 the bus. 88 00:06:47,243 --> 00:06:49,563 So I was texting Maeve. 89 00:06:50,803 --> 00:06:53,123 - She sent me a nude. - What? 90 00:06:53,203 --> 00:06:55,683 Oatcake! Oh my God! That's huge! 91 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,803 - I haven't responded yet. - Are you mad? 92 00:06:57,883 --> 00:07:00,203 - Stop yelling! - No! You have to send one back. 93 00:07:00,283 --> 00:07:01,699 - There's sexting etiquette! - Yeah... 94 00:07:01,723 --> 00:07:04,363 - You can't leave her hanging. - Okay! I know! I know! I've... 95 00:07:04,443 --> 00:07:05,803 I took a load of pictures. 96 00:07:06,323 --> 00:07:08,523 And I just didn't send any. I hated them. 97 00:07:08,603 --> 00:07:11,763 - I don't like nudes. I... I feel anxious... - Oh my God. I don't get it. 98 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:14,003 I send dick pics all the time. No big deal. 99 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:15,443 Who are you sending them to? 100 00:07:15,523 --> 00:07:17,603 Oh, I've been on a couple of dating apps! 101 00:07:17,683 --> 00:07:20,523 But all the hot, interesting people live so far away. 102 00:07:20,603 --> 00:07:23,123 But there's this gay night at the Labour Club. 103 00:07:24,203 --> 00:07:26,683 - You wanna come? Be my wingman? - Sure. 104 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:28,443 - Yay! - Yeah, I will come. 105 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:29,763 But what should I wear? 106 00:07:29,843 --> 00:07:32,163 Um, preferably something without baby sick. 107 00:07:33,723 --> 00:07:36,043 Do I have b... Ugh! Why didn't you say anything? 108 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,963 - Because it's very funny. - No, it's not! 109 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:39,923 It's dripping down my back! 110 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:47,043 - Wow! - Wow! 111 00:07:47,883 --> 00:07:50,043 Oh my God! 112 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,523 - Hmm! - Aha! 113 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:53,802 - Hah! - A-hey! 114 00:07:53,803 --> 00:07:54,803 Heh! 115 00:07:54,804 --> 00:07:57,483 - It's like Amsterdam. - But in space. 116 00:07:58,043 --> 00:07:59,363 And everyone seems happy. 117 00:07:59,443 --> 00:08:00,723 - Hi. - Hi. 118 00:08:02,643 --> 00:08:03,883 And queer. 119 00:08:05,203 --> 00:08:07,203 No stopping in the bike lane. 120 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,403 Super queer. 121 00:08:10,563 --> 00:08:13,283 - "No stopping in the bike lane." - "Wah wah wah!" 122 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,083 Come on! 123 00:08:15,163 --> 00:08:16,483 - Oh my God, Aimee! - Hey! 124 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,083 Hiya, crumpets. 125 00:08:19,243 --> 00:08:21,323 - I haven't seen you in... - Oh my gosh! 126 00:08:24,323 --> 00:08:25,883 This is a no-car zone. 127 00:08:28,523 --> 00:08:32,443 - Where am I supposed to park, then? - There's a car park across the road. 128 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:37,763 Um... 129 00:08:39,003 --> 00:08:41,163 - Uh, she was rude. - Yes! 130 00:08:41,683 --> 00:08:42,683 Are you okay? 131 00:08:43,243 --> 00:08:45,003 - Yes. Yeah. - Yeah? 132 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:47,243 I mean, thank you for saving my life! 133 00:08:47,323 --> 00:08:48,683 - I'll see you around. - Bye. 134 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,083 Well. Ruby's back. 135 00:08:52,163 --> 00:08:53,443 Aah. 136 00:08:53,523 --> 00:08:56,243 I wonder where Anwar and Olivia are. They usually move as a pack. 137 00:08:56,323 --> 00:08:58,603 I think they went to Taylor's Secondary in Northbury. 138 00:08:58,683 --> 00:08:59,803 Oh. 139 00:08:59,883 --> 00:09:01,803 - Don't you usually have a car? - Yeah, I do. 140 00:09:01,883 --> 00:09:03,500 I let a family of squirrels live in it, 141 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,403 and now it's having loads of repairs. 142 00:09:08,323 --> 00:09:09,363 Shall we? 143 00:09:09,443 --> 00:09:10,803 The time has come. 144 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,043 - Come on, Eric. - I know. 145 00:09:12,123 --> 00:09:13,923 - Gonna be late. - I'm coming. 146 00:09:18,843 --> 00:09:21,043 - Whoo! - Well, this is different. 147 00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:24,363 Oh my God! Is that a slide? 148 00:09:25,483 --> 00:09:26,483 Wow! 149 00:09:27,203 --> 00:09:28,283 This is kind of cool. 150 00:09:29,123 --> 00:09:31,843 - Apparently, it's all student-led. - Yes! 151 00:09:31,923 --> 00:09:33,123 Look at that! 152 00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:35,683 - Right. I could say that... - Yeah. 153 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,043 Have you played before? 154 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:42,323 My God. And all the gays, everywhere. 155 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,545 Starting a new school in the middle of the year 156 00:09:44,546 --> 00:09:46,643 is statistically very bad. 157 00:09:46,723 --> 00:09:48,923 That's why me and Eugene called things off. 158 00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:51,523 We need to focus and stay serious about the future. 159 00:09:53,203 --> 00:09:56,163 Can I have all the Moordale students over here, please? 160 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:01,163 - Okay. Hello, everyone. - Car park's miles away. 161 00:10:01,243 --> 00:10:04,259 - Can't do that every day. Not in heels. - Sh, sh. Don't interrupt the Coven. 162 00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:07,163 Hello. Welcome to Cavendish College. My name is Abbi. 163 00:10:07,243 --> 00:10:09,643 This is Aisha and my boyfriend, Roman. 164 00:10:09,723 --> 00:10:11,243 And we're your sixth form reps. 165 00:10:11,323 --> 00:10:14,083 We have got some tablets to hand out to you all. 166 00:10:14,163 --> 00:10:15,843 Ooh, that's a bit fancy. 167 00:10:17,003 --> 00:10:22,963 You will find your schedule, uh, on our social media platform, Dolly. 168 00:10:23,563 --> 00:10:25,633 It doesn't look like I'm in the top sets. 169 00:10:25,634 --> 00:10:26,834 How do you rank your students? 170 00:10:26,883 --> 00:10:28,123 We don't. 171 00:10:28,203 --> 00:10:31,483 We believe if one person does well, then we all do well. 172 00:10:31,563 --> 00:10:33,283 - Aww! - We have mock exams. 173 00:10:33,363 --> 00:10:34,403 That makes zero sense. 174 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:37,163 - Why don't we talk about it later? - But it doesn't make sense. 175 00:10:37,243 --> 00:10:41,163 Anyway, grab your Cavendish tote bags and your reusable water bottles. 176 00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:43,723 Then I'll take you on a little tour. Follow me! 177 00:10:48,403 --> 00:10:51,843 There's daily meditation, silent discos, 178 00:10:51,923 --> 00:10:54,403 sound baths, and yoga on offer 179 00:10:54,483 --> 00:10:57,723 'cause we believe your mental health matters. 180 00:10:57,803 --> 00:11:00,123 Oh, and Cavendish is a gossip-free zone. 181 00:11:00,203 --> 00:11:01,344 Talking behind each other's backs 182 00:11:01,345 --> 00:11:03,563 is not a healthy learning environment. 183 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:05,803 We encourage students 184 00:11:05,883 --> 00:11:10,963 to help with cleaning, gardening, and community fundraising. 185 00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:15,363 Our motto is, "Why be mean when you could be green?" 186 00:11:17,403 --> 00:11:19,483 Christ. 187 00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:22,763 Our facilities are obviously gender-neutral. 188 00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:25,603 We just want everyone to feel comfortable in themselves. 189 00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:29,763 Awake, and see that people are sleeping. 190 00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:31,883 It's time to bang your drum 191 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,083 and make them open their eyes. 192 00:11:34,163 --> 00:11:35,788 Speakers' Corner is here for students 193 00:11:35,789 --> 00:11:37,923 to express themselves freely at any time. 194 00:11:38,003 --> 00:11:40,883 Your voice matters to Cavendish, and we wanna hear from you. 195 00:11:40,963 --> 00:11:42,403 Does anyone have any questions? 196 00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:45,685 Hi. Yeah. Um, I want to set up a service on campus. 197 00:11:45,686 --> 00:11:46,686 Who should I speak with? 198 00:11:47,443 --> 00:11:50,603 No one. I suggest booking a room and making it happen. 199 00:11:52,123 --> 00:11:53,163 - I'm Otis. - And I'm Eric. 200 00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:55,523 I'm doing a free sex therapy service on campus. 201 00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:58,083 - Free sex therapy today. - Lunchtime. Please pop down. 202 00:11:58,163 --> 00:11:59,923 - Free sex therapy. - One for you... 203 00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:03,283 - Complete confidentiality. No? - Just keep it. Just keep it. 204 00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,563 Erectile dysfunction? No? 205 00:12:06,363 --> 00:12:09,683 - This guy is the walking Kama Sutra. - Hello. 206 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,643 If you have discharge, vaginismus... 207 00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:17,283 Oh, look. It's my favorite person. And the sparkly Pied Piper. 208 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,963 - Aww! - What are you doing here, Isaac? 209 00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:21,443 I started last term. Finishing my A-levels. 210 00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,723 You should check out Otis's clinic. 211 00:12:23,803 --> 00:12:26,523 It's completely free. On the first floor. 212 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,923 With all due respect, I won't be talking to you about my penis. 213 00:12:30,603 --> 00:12:32,523 - Fine. - The school's paperless, by the way. 214 00:12:33,163 --> 00:12:34,163 Sh... 215 00:12:35,403 --> 00:12:36,763 - No! No, no, no! - Yes! Yes! 216 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,683 That's my whole promotional plan! 217 00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:41,123 Otis, we cannot be seen as tree killers. 218 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,363 Please remember to recycle. 219 00:12:43,443 --> 00:12:46,403 - Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so... - No worries. No worries. 220 00:12:48,563 --> 00:12:51,043 Do you need help settin' up at your clinic today? 221 00:12:51,123 --> 00:12:52,323 No, I should be fine. 222 00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:53,963 They prefer it sort of one-on-one. 223 00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:55,323 - Keeps it anonymous. - Mmm. 224 00:12:55,403 --> 00:12:58,243 - You gonna be okay on your own? - Yeah! Yeah, course. 225 00:12:59,243 --> 00:13:01,323 - I'll see you later. Mmm! - Cool. 226 00:13:01,403 --> 00:13:04,723 Oh, remember to reply to Maeve. It'll be awkward if you don't. 227 00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:06,763 - I know. - Just send her your dick. 228 00:13:06,843 --> 00:13:09,643 - Shut up. - Just send it. Root to tip. 229 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,923 - Get in the toilet. - Shut up. 230 00:13:10,963 --> 00:13:12,763 - Have a little rub. Okay? - Eric! 231 00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:31,163 Oh God! Sorry. 232 00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,243 Oh, for fuck's sake! 233 00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:43,523 - That didn't sound good. Are we stuck? - Yep. 234 00:13:43,603 --> 00:13:47,123 They've got enough money for a meditation room, 235 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,883 but not for a lift that works. 236 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,243 I've complained so many times. 237 00:13:59,443 --> 00:14:00,643 You don't remember me, do you? 238 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:03,843 Isaac. 239 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,163 Maeve's sort of ex. 240 00:14:06,243 --> 00:14:07,483 Isaac! 241 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,163 Oh! 242 00:14:09,243 --> 00:14:11,603 Sorry. I'm good with names, not faces. 243 00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,603 - What class are you off to? - Art. 244 00:14:14,323 --> 00:14:16,163 - Same. - I switched from history. 245 00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:18,283 I've never done art, but I'm reading this book 246 00:14:18,363 --> 00:14:19,953 that says art can help process trauma, 247 00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:22,563 and I'm on a healing journey, so... 248 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,883 Oh, is that why you do art? 249 00:14:27,963 --> 00:14:30,443 To process trauma? 'Cause you're disabled. 250 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,363 Yes, I'm looking to find catharsis 251 00:14:34,443 --> 00:14:37,523 from the daily emotional torture of being in a wheelchair 252 00:14:37,603 --> 00:14:40,963 through the magical outlet of painting. 253 00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:42,043 Really? 254 00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:43,523 So, it helps? 255 00:14:43,603 --> 00:14:45,723 I don't need anything to help, 256 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:47,763 because I'm actually very happy with my life. 257 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,803 I do art because I like painting. 258 00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:52,123 But thank you very much for your ableist projection. 259 00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:58,283 Did I just say the wrong thing? 260 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,323 Kind of wish I'd taken the stairs. 261 00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:06,563 Me too. 262 00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:16,803 - Yeah. - Colorful. 263 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,003 Yeah, yeah. 264 00:15:18,603 --> 00:15:20,563 Headmaster Groff! 265 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,083 Sor... Um... 266 00:15:22,683 --> 00:15:23,683 You just... 267 00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:26,563 uh... scared me. 268 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:28,683 "Mr. Groff" is fine. 269 00:15:28,763 --> 00:15:31,282 I'm substitute teaching now. It's my first day. 270 00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:32,322 Oh. 271 00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:34,283 Did Adam start today as well? 272 00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:37,443 I don't know. 273 00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:41,163 Um, we're... we're not really friends anymore. 274 00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:42,803 Right. 275 00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:44,323 Very good. 276 00:15:44,324 --> 00:15:45,643 I'm still debating... 277 00:15:45,723 --> 00:15:47,323 - Oh yeah. - I really want... 278 00:15:47,403 --> 00:15:48,779 - Uh, do you want... - Uh... just... 279 00:15:48,803 --> 00:15:49,883 - Take a... - Seat. 280 00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:50,963 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, yeah. 281 00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:54,683 All right, maybe, maybe. 282 00:15:54,763 --> 00:15:55,763 Hi. 283 00:15:55,763 --> 00:15:56,763 Hey. 284 00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:06,763 Let's take the register... 285 00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:08,403 We sign in with Dolly, sir. 286 00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:10,123 Is that the school receptionist? 287 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,403 No, it's this... 288 00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:16,283 Um... Mmm. Uh... 289 00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:22,323 I assume you're all familiar with algebra. 290 00:16:22,403 --> 00:16:24,203 - And algebraic equations... - Sir. 291 00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:25,843 - Huh? - It's a projector screen. 292 00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:29,323 Ohh... 293 00:16:29,403 --> 00:16:30,923 Ahem. 294 00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:35,963 So, um, you will need to be able to expand 295 00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,683 productions of algebraic expressions 296 00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:41,443 and factorize quadratic expressions. 297 00:16:41,523 --> 00:16:44,043 Excuse me, sir. My tablet isn't working. 298 00:16:44,123 --> 00:16:47,683 Can we just wait a second? I really don't wanna get behind. 299 00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:49,723 Um, I'll take notes for you. 300 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,443 Thanks. 301 00:16:51,963 --> 00:16:53,083 It's fine. 302 00:16:53,163 --> 00:16:54,614 So I thought it would be a good idea 303 00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:57,563 to do a refresher on completing the square. 304 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,163 Like, I am a huge fan. 305 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,763 He's a visionary. 306 00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:19,323 I just can't believe he wrote this when he was 25. 307 00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:20,603 He's a mad genius. 308 00:17:20,683 --> 00:17:23,883 I heard his last intern got selected for the Growcott Prize. 309 00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:26,923 - What intern? - Oh, Maeve. You're so naive sometimes. 310 00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,843 Every year he chooses someone to be his intern. 311 00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,843 He mentors them, and they almost always get published. 312 00:17:32,923 --> 00:17:34,963 We all know Tyrone's gonna get it. 313 00:17:35,043 --> 00:17:36,963 Hey, what about me? 314 00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:40,443 So... 315 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:43,883 How many of you wanna be writers? 316 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:49,483 How many of you are thinking about writing your novel already? 317 00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:54,243 Okay. So here are some home truths. 318 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:57,923 Only a handful of you will be talented enough to write well, 319 00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:01,483 and even fewer of you will write anything that will earn you any money. 320 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:03,243 Sorry, sir. 321 00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:08,603 In future, if you are late to this class, you will not be let in. 322 00:18:08,683 --> 00:18:12,603 I think they had you read my book, Blood on a Rainbow Maze. 323 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:15,403 Any thoughts? 324 00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:19,643 I think it's your masterpiece. 325 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:24,243 It's so vibrant, an incendiary allegory for unregulated capitalism. 326 00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,323 Do you disagree? 327 00:18:31,483 --> 00:18:33,523 No. No, I liked it. 328 00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:37,323 I, uh... I preferred your first novel, Night Tales. 329 00:18:38,003 --> 00:18:40,763 I thought the relationship between the mother and the son was 330 00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:42,563 really complicated and quite moving. 331 00:18:43,843 --> 00:18:44,843 Hmm. 332 00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:49,083 Not many people have read that book. And you're right. 333 00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:52,723 Rainbow Maze is a pile of shit compared. 334 00:18:52,803 --> 00:18:54,683 Although the critics seem to like it. 335 00:18:54,763 --> 00:18:55,963 But with Night Tales, 336 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:59,003 it was actually quite a painful experience to write, 337 00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:03,283 but I believe that writing is supposed to cost us something. 338 00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:08,323 So as you begin to explore your ideas for these novels in my class, 339 00:19:08,403 --> 00:19:11,563 I want to remind you that this will not be easy. 340 00:19:11,643 --> 00:19:14,923 We'll be reading your first chapters in the next class. 341 00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:17,763 Okay, let's move on. 342 00:19:17,843 --> 00:19:20,323 What do we mean when we talk... Ahem. 343 00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,803 - Sorry. - Mm-hmm. 344 00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:30,923 Can I see that for a sec? 345 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,483 - Yeah. - Thank you so much. 346 00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:38,163 Now, where was I? 347 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,163 Great eyes. 348 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,203 - Lovely detail. - Thanks. 349 00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:53,443 I love the way you're playing with form and light. 350 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:54,563 That's very nice. 351 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,563 Oh, that's interesting. 352 00:19:58,643 --> 00:19:59,643 What is it? 353 00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:01,123 It's boobs. 354 00:20:02,123 --> 00:20:03,283 So it is. 355 00:20:03,363 --> 00:20:06,443 Remember, you don't have to be so... literal. 356 00:20:09,763 --> 00:20:10,763 Oh. 357 00:20:11,323 --> 00:20:13,083 - That's good. - Thanks, miss. 358 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,883 Very sensual. 359 00:20:19,563 --> 00:20:20,563 Right there. 360 00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:23,283 Lovely texture. 361 00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:30,883 Ooh, I like that. 362 00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:34,323 Keep going. Yes! Yes! 363 00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:37,283 May I be excused? 364 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,683 What's wrong with you? Oh fuck. 365 00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:10,083 - Hello. - Hello, Maureen. Hi. 366 00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:11,763 Uh, I know it's a long shot, 367 00:21:11,843 --> 00:21:14,803 but you wouldn't be able to take Joy for a couple of hours? 368 00:21:14,883 --> 00:21:16,763 - Would you? - Oh, Jean, I'd love to, 369 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,883 but I've got my self-defense class, 370 00:21:18,963 --> 00:21:21,243 and I'm getting a belt today, so... 371 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:25,602 - Any other time, I'd be there in a flash. - All right, well, um, thanks anyway. 372 00:21:25,603 --> 00:21:26,603 It was short notice. 373 00:21:26,604 --> 00:21:27,859 - Is everything all right? - Yeah! 374 00:21:27,883 --> 00:21:30,483 Yeah. No, I'm fine. It's all good. 375 00:21:30,563 --> 00:21:32,563 Okay, thanks. I'd better run. Bye. 376 00:21:32,643 --> 00:21:34,443 Oh, okay. Bye. 377 00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:41,643 I picked up these from the Jobcentre for you. 378 00:21:42,363 --> 00:21:44,843 Adam, I respect your decision to not go back to school. 379 00:21:44,923 --> 00:21:46,523 It isn't for everyone. 380 00:21:46,603 --> 00:21:48,523 But you can't sit around all day eating cereal 381 00:21:48,603 --> 00:21:50,843 and looking at pictures of your ex-boyfriend. 382 00:22:20,003 --> 00:22:23,603 Hi, sir. I'm so sorry about my phone. It won't happen again, promise. 383 00:22:23,683 --> 00:22:26,243 - Maeve Wiley, right? - Yeah. 384 00:22:26,323 --> 00:22:27,860 I heard your application was impressive. 385 00:22:27,861 --> 00:22:29,403 Look forward to reading your chapter. 386 00:22:31,843 --> 00:22:35,003 - He knew about your application. - He also threw my phone out. 387 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,123 - Who was calling you, anyway? - My mum. 388 00:22:37,203 --> 00:22:39,243 Oh, nice that she checks up on you. 389 00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:40,803 - Are you close? - Not really, no. 390 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:44,003 - She's a drug addict. - Your mum is a drug addict? 391 00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,083 Yeah. 392 00:22:45,163 --> 00:22:47,460 Well, you're gonna have so much cool stuff 393 00:22:47,461 --> 00:22:48,579 to write about for this class. 394 00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:50,443 I don't think you can say that. 395 00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:52,245 I don't think I agree with the whole 396 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,323 "writing should cost you something." 397 00:22:54,403 --> 00:22:56,563 Feel like stories can just be stories. 398 00:22:57,323 --> 00:22:58,323 I found it. 399 00:23:03,603 --> 00:23:06,083 Hypothetically speaking, if you'd sent an intimate picture 400 00:23:06,163 --> 00:23:07,883 to the person you're kind of dating, 401 00:23:07,963 --> 00:23:09,843 and they hadn't replied, what would you do? 402 00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:10,923 Dump him. 403 00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:14,003 I can't. He's not technically my boyfriend. 404 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:15,203 Ghost him, then. 405 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:17,923 But what if he's ghosting her? 406 00:23:23,243 --> 00:23:24,763 Okay. 407 00:23:48,523 --> 00:23:50,643 Please take a seat. Please, take a seat. 408 00:23:52,643 --> 00:23:54,923 How can I help? How can I help you today? 409 00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:12,363 The thing is, our ratings are going down. 410 00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:14,592 Nothing dramatic. It's just everyone's listening 411 00:24:14,593 --> 00:24:16,083 to "podcasts" these days. 412 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:20,923 So we really need this show to be a little on the spicier side, 413 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:23,443 um, you know, to hook in new listeners. 414 00:24:23,523 --> 00:24:27,403 So, do you have any ideas? 415 00:24:28,563 --> 00:24:30,963 Well, yes. 416 00:24:31,043 --> 00:24:34,483 My sessions with my clients can be really quite dramatic, 417 00:24:34,563 --> 00:24:38,923 so I was thinking that we could recreate that one-on-one atmosphere, 418 00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:40,283 but live on air. 419 00:24:40,363 --> 00:24:42,403 - Katie! What? Why? You okay? - Oh. 420 00:24:42,483 --> 00:24:45,643 She... she asked me to watch her kid, but now it won't stop crying. 421 00:24:46,243 --> 00:24:48,323 Sorry. I couldn't find childcare. 422 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,483 Oh, no worries. 423 00:24:50,563 --> 00:24:52,443 So, is it just gonna be a basic call-in show? 424 00:24:52,523 --> 00:24:55,243 Uh, no, no, no. Not... not basic at all, actually. 425 00:24:55,323 --> 00:24:58,923 Uh it could be really unfiltered, raw, 426 00:24:59,003 --> 00:25:01,042 and, well, potentially... 427 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,043 Oh, sorry. 428 00:25:02,044 --> 00:25:06,683 - Do you wanna do this another time? - No. No, this is perfect. Perfect timing. 429 00:25:06,763 --> 00:25:09,323 Actually, what I was trying to say is, uh... 430 00:25:09,403 --> 00:25:10,523 There you go. 431 00:25:10,603 --> 00:25:13,403 What I was trying to say is that, um... 432 00:25:13,483 --> 00:25:16,683 you know, listening to real people's sexual problems 433 00:25:16,763 --> 00:25:19,603 can be quite, you know, quite exciting. 434 00:25:19,683 --> 00:25:21,123 Wildly exciting. 435 00:25:21,203 --> 00:25:25,363 And it can even demystify the listeners' own relationships. 436 00:25:25,443 --> 00:25:29,843 And that's something I'm quite committed to in my... in my work. 437 00:25:33,443 --> 00:25:35,203 - I love it. - Oh. 438 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:38,963 Yeah! Look, I loved your book. I... I dig your vibe. 439 00:25:39,043 --> 00:25:41,443 Um... Can you start this week? 440 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,123 Um... Sorry. 441 00:25:45,203 --> 00:25:47,563 Um, I didn't know that it would be so quick. 442 00:25:47,643 --> 00:25:50,220 See, Joy is only eight weeks old, and... 443 00:25:50,221 --> 00:25:52,443 Do you think you could give me more time? 444 00:25:52,523 --> 00:25:55,483 No. We have to fill the slot. This is a now thing. 445 00:25:55,563 --> 00:25:59,203 - We can keep you in mind for another time. - No. I can start immediately. 446 00:25:59,283 --> 00:26:01,203 Great! What a rollercoaster. 447 00:26:01,283 --> 00:26:03,403 - Great. - It's great. 448 00:26:04,203 --> 00:26:05,563 Thank you. 449 00:26:05,643 --> 00:26:06,643 Fantastic. 450 00:26:09,123 --> 00:26:11,243 Abbi said she liked my trousers. 451 00:26:11,323 --> 00:26:14,003 I heard the Coven say that corduroy is in now. 452 00:26:23,483 --> 00:26:25,283 - ... probably orange. - Good idea. 453 00:26:25,363 --> 00:26:26,843 What do you reckon? 454 00:26:26,923 --> 00:26:29,683 Actually, I think I'll go for ginger this time. 455 00:26:30,283 --> 00:26:31,443 You know, I do love... 456 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:35,323 "I am here. I am enough. I am learning to be a better person." 457 00:26:36,443 --> 00:26:37,443 Hmm. 458 00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:43,923 - Honestly, do we not... Hello! - Hey! 459 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,803 - How are you today? - Hungry! 460 00:26:45,883 --> 00:26:48,523 Have you had a good... Oh, you're so gorgeous, babe. 461 00:26:48,603 --> 00:26:50,883 - Yeah. Uh... - Yes? 462 00:26:51,603 --> 00:26:53,603 - No, I'm fine. Yeah. - Okay. 463 00:26:53,683 --> 00:26:56,563 - Thanks. Yeah. - No worries. What can I get you? 464 00:26:56,643 --> 00:26:58,603 Mmm... I'll have the burger, please. 465 00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:01,003 I like lentils, but they give me really runny poos. 466 00:27:06,003 --> 00:27:07,403 Every day! 467 00:27:13,763 --> 00:27:18,723 This is a bit... awkward, but this is Abbi's favorite seat. 468 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,923 She loves the view. 469 00:27:20,003 --> 00:27:22,203 Oh, well, I'm fine here, thanks. 470 00:27:23,563 --> 00:27:25,323 I told her this is your seat. 471 00:27:26,363 --> 00:27:29,043 Don't be silly. It's fine. We'll sit somewhere else today. 472 00:27:29,123 --> 00:27:30,323 I mean, I could move. 473 00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:35,203 Or I could just stay sitting here and hang out with you guys. 474 00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:38,843 Hey, you're the girl with the car. Have you considered getting a bike? 475 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:40,203 - It's so much greener. - Yeah. 476 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:41,523 I'll think about it. 477 00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:44,483 I love your coat. Where did you get it? 478 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,083 Thank you. I actually made it. 479 00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:48,683 Anyway, enjoy your lunch and the view. 480 00:28:38,963 --> 00:28:41,403 No, it's been... 481 00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:45,963 Hey, Savior. Come sit with us. 482 00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:47,603 - Get out the way. - Cool, thank you. 483 00:28:48,443 --> 00:28:50,803 This guy literally saved my life earlier. 484 00:28:50,883 --> 00:28:53,683 - You're such a little hero. - Aww! 485 00:28:53,763 --> 00:28:56,003 It was... nothing! 486 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,323 - How are you finding Cavendish so far? - Um... 487 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,443 It's really different, but it's very friendly. 488 00:29:00,523 --> 00:29:02,563 Were people not friendly at your old school? 489 00:29:06,123 --> 00:29:08,522 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, they... they weren't. 490 00:29:08,523 --> 00:29:09,562 Well, that's sad. 491 00:29:09,563 --> 00:29:12,283 It takes so much more energy to be negative than positive. 492 00:29:12,363 --> 00:29:14,363 - Mmm! - What is your star sign? 493 00:29:14,443 --> 00:29:16,963 Oh, um, I'm a Virgo. 494 00:29:17,043 --> 00:29:19,283 When were you born, and at what time? 495 00:29:19,363 --> 00:29:21,370 Oh my God, yes. You have to get Aisha 496 00:29:21,371 --> 00:29:23,363 to do your full chart. She is incredible. 497 00:29:23,443 --> 00:29:25,643 Wh... Oh! Um... 498 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,603 Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna have to ask my mum. 499 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,043 Sorry, what... what was that? 500 00:29:30,123 --> 00:29:32,323 - Aisha needs to see your lips. - Oh, sorry. Sorry. 501 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:33,803 - Sorry. - Don't worry. It's fine. 502 00:29:33,883 --> 00:29:35,763 I said I'll have to ask my mum. 503 00:29:36,723 --> 00:29:38,563 - Let me know. - I will do. 504 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:39,643 Hi. 505 00:29:40,123 --> 00:29:42,043 - Hey. - Hi. 506 00:29:44,443 --> 00:29:46,843 OMG! I forgot to tell you guys. 507 00:29:46,923 --> 00:29:50,843 I found out that Ms. Masters is on Tinder. 508 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:54,043 I bet you she is a Libra. 509 00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:55,683 Oh! 510 00:29:56,603 --> 00:29:58,603 Remember, Aisha, no gossiping. 511 00:30:00,483 --> 00:30:02,643 We're gonna donate the money to charity. 512 00:30:02,723 --> 00:30:05,163 I mean, absolutely. I hate gossipin'. 513 00:30:05,723 --> 00:30:08,403 Where's your friend, the guy you were with earlier? 514 00:30:08,483 --> 00:30:09,683 Okay, uh... 515 00:30:09,763 --> 00:30:11,643 Um, he... 516 00:30:11,723 --> 00:30:14,963 is setting up a sex therapy clinic on campus. 517 00:30:16,043 --> 00:30:18,603 No, I know it sounds very weird, but, like, 518 00:30:19,403 --> 00:30:21,603 he has just got a gift for giving advice. 519 00:30:21,683 --> 00:30:23,963 And he knows about O, right? 520 00:30:26,643 --> 00:30:27,643 "O"? 521 00:30:29,843 --> 00:30:32,283 Ooh, hi. Hi. Welcome. 522 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:34,003 Take a seat. How can I help you? 523 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,563 Sorry, I'm looking for O. 524 00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:37,483 There is no need to apologize. 525 00:30:37,563 --> 00:30:40,963 Many women struggle to reach orgasm. Please take a seat. 526 00:30:41,043 --> 00:30:43,363 No, O, the other sex therapist. 527 00:30:58,923 --> 00:31:00,083 What? 528 00:31:01,523 --> 00:31:03,843 - Otis! Otis! Okay... - Oh! 529 00:31:03,923 --> 00:31:05,843 - Otis! No! Otis! - Eric. Eric! 530 00:31:05,923 --> 00:31:07,363 Otis! Otis! 531 00:31:07,443 --> 00:31:08,763 - Sh! - Otis! Otis! 532 00:31:08,843 --> 00:31:12,483 I think there is another sex therapist on campus. 533 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,883 What? That... 534 00:31:16,963 --> 00:31:19,003 that's what I was coming to tell you. 535 00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:20,603 I know, really. 536 00:31:20,683 --> 00:31:22,123 - I'm just... - I can't help... 537 00:31:22,203 --> 00:31:24,043 - It is a lot! - ... going out with... 538 00:31:26,363 --> 00:31:29,083 Okay, he is obviously a hack. 539 00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:31,843 Probably just taking people's money, like Sex King. 540 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,683 I need to... I need to tell him to shut it down. 541 00:31:34,763 --> 00:31:35,963 Disgusting. 542 00:31:36,043 --> 00:31:38,843 Oh my God, Otis! Look, free cookies. 543 00:31:38,923 --> 00:31:41,763 - Actually, they're carob bites. - What's your name? 544 00:31:41,843 --> 00:31:44,083 - Timothy. - Timothy. Nobody was asking you. 545 00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:45,323 isn't just sex, right? 546 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,683 - What? - Yeah. 547 00:31:46,763 --> 00:31:47,763 Okay, what's this? 548 00:31:47,843 --> 00:31:49,843 You need an appointment if you want to speak to O. 549 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,563 You need an appointment to change your attitude. 550 00:31:54,963 --> 00:31:56,083 Look. Oh my God. 551 00:31:56,163 --> 00:31:59,643 - There's a free slot Friday at 12:00. - Yeah. That's four days away. 552 00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:02,003 Yeah, well, I guess he's very popular, Oatcake. 553 00:32:06,443 --> 00:32:07,803 Otis! 554 00:32:08,683 --> 00:32:11,643 I've just had a cancelation. Would you like to come in? 555 00:32:14,803 --> 00:32:16,323 - He's a she. - Mmm. 556 00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:18,363 She knows your name. 557 00:32:18,883 --> 00:32:20,163 Come in, Otis. 558 00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:25,163 I saw you handin' out flyers about your new clinic. 559 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:27,243 Seems you wanna set up a similar thing to me, 560 00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:29,043 so I thought it might be good to chat. 561 00:32:29,123 --> 00:32:34,683 Yeah. Uh... well, I was wondering what your setup is here. 562 00:32:34,763 --> 00:32:38,563 Well, I just talk to people, offer my advice. 563 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,003 Please, take a wee seat. 564 00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,163 Uh... 565 00:32:42,243 --> 00:32:44,243 - Yeah, get yourself comfy. - Thanks. 566 00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:46,003 Ah... 567 00:32:51,623 --> 00:32:52,642 Sorry. 568 00:32:52,643 --> 00:32:56,443 I'm not... I'm not a very natural floor sitter. 569 00:32:57,203 --> 00:33:00,443 So, when did you come up with all this, then? 570 00:33:00,523 --> 00:33:03,080 I started off making little videos 571 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,843 about sex and relationships, 572 00:33:04,923 --> 00:33:05,923 and I put them online. 573 00:33:06,003 --> 00:33:09,203 And then, I discovered the joy of connecting to people face-to-face. 574 00:33:09,283 --> 00:33:10,283 Mmm. 575 00:33:10,284 --> 00:33:12,243 You've got a little stain on your back. 576 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,403 - It's sick. My mum's just had a baby. - Oh, 577 00:33:14,483 --> 00:33:17,363 Congratulations. I'm a big fan of your mum's work. 578 00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:19,562 That must be quite an adjustment for you, though. 579 00:33:19,563 --> 00:33:21,643 Having a newborn at home. 580 00:33:22,283 --> 00:33:23,563 Is she a single parent? 581 00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:28,923 - Well, yeah, but how... how did... - I just say it 'cause you seem tired. 582 00:33:29,523 --> 00:33:31,403 Like you've been helpin' out a lot at home. 583 00:33:31,483 --> 00:33:34,003 Joy was... the baby was premature. 584 00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:35,883 And my mum has gone through a breakup. 585 00:33:35,963 --> 00:33:37,563 Now she wants to work again, 586 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:40,563 which is crazy, because she is clearly overwhelmed. 587 00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:42,643 - And so I'm... - Worried? 588 00:33:44,403 --> 00:33:46,363 Anyone you can ask for help? 589 00:33:46,443 --> 00:33:49,043 You know, I'm not here to talk about my personal troubles. 590 00:33:49,123 --> 00:33:50,763 We need to discuss the... 591 00:33:53,203 --> 00:33:54,883 - The, uh... - Is it bad news? 592 00:33:54,963 --> 00:33:56,523 No. It's the girl I'm seeing. 593 00:33:56,603 --> 00:33:58,763 - She's in America. She's coming home soon. - Ah. 594 00:33:58,843 --> 00:34:00,403 - Have you had a fight? - No. 595 00:34:03,363 --> 00:34:04,803 Uh, I mean... I mean, I don't know. 596 00:34:04,883 --> 00:34:08,403 She sent me a text, and I didn't respond, and now she's annoyed at me. 597 00:34:09,763 --> 00:34:12,483 But can we please just get back to talking about... 598 00:34:12,563 --> 00:34:13,963 Why didn't you respond? 599 00:34:14,683 --> 00:34:17,083 It just seems a bit dickish to leave her waiting. 600 00:34:17,163 --> 00:34:20,043 She wanted me to send a nude. That's illegal if you're under 18. 601 00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:21,803 I would not survive in prison. 602 00:34:22,483 --> 00:34:23,763 Interestin'. 603 00:34:23,843 --> 00:34:26,843 And is that the only reason why you haven't replied? 604 00:34:27,443 --> 00:34:29,603 Well, I did take some pictures, and I wasn't very happy 605 00:34:29,683 --> 00:34:31,043 with the way I looked in them. 606 00:34:31,123 --> 00:34:34,163 Okay, well, many men struggle with body image. 607 00:34:34,243 --> 00:34:36,621 Taking photographs can feel confronting, 608 00:34:36,622 --> 00:34:38,283 but could it be that you're afraid? 609 00:34:38,363 --> 00:34:40,723 Maybe you're afraid of allowing yourself to be intimate 610 00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:43,683 when you're not sure when she's coming back, 611 00:34:43,763 --> 00:34:45,203 or if she's coming back at all? 612 00:34:45,923 --> 00:34:48,323 - She is coming back. - Okay. 613 00:34:52,043 --> 00:34:53,683 Well, I don't think it's viable 614 00:34:53,763 --> 00:34:55,843 to have two sex therapy clinics. 615 00:34:55,923 --> 00:34:59,523 Otis, I'm afraid that's actually all we have time for today. 616 00:34:59,603 --> 00:35:02,843 Um, no. No, because this was not an appointment. 617 00:35:02,923 --> 00:35:05,763 We need to discuss what we're gonna do about our clinics. 618 00:35:05,843 --> 00:35:08,283 I was here first, so I don't really have to do anything. 619 00:35:08,363 --> 00:35:11,683 - Well, I'm the original sex therapist, so... - The original? 620 00:35:11,763 --> 00:35:15,403 - You have clearly stolen my idea. - I haven't stolen anything, Otis. 621 00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:19,643 Women do have brains of their own. But good luck with your clinic. 622 00:35:19,723 --> 00:35:22,523 I hope it works out for you. Thanks for droppin' in. 623 00:35:27,483 --> 00:35:29,363 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 624 00:35:32,283 --> 00:35:33,923 Did you tell her she was a hack? 625 00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:37,883 Hmm. Okay. 626 00:35:38,523 --> 00:35:39,523 What? 627 00:35:40,123 --> 00:35:43,243 Oh my God! She has got thousands of followers. 628 00:35:44,563 --> 00:35:45,563 Well, then. 629 00:35:47,963 --> 00:35:49,403 Hey, everyone. O here. 630 00:35:49,483 --> 00:35:53,163 Thanks for joining me again on this week's episode of Myth Busters, 631 00:35:53,243 --> 00:35:55,123 where we're gonna talk about the hymen. 632 00:35:55,203 --> 00:35:56,203 Popping your cherry. 633 00:35:56,283 --> 00:35:58,261 I wanna make it clear 634 00:35:58,262 --> 00:36:00,763 that there is no such thing as popping your cherry. 635 00:36:00,843 --> 00:36:02,723 Wow! 636 00:36:03,243 --> 00:36:05,203 She's just like you! 637 00:36:05,283 --> 00:36:07,603 Except she's doin' it on a much bigger and better scale. 638 00:36:08,323 --> 00:36:10,963 - ... which comes in all shapes and sizes... - And she's like... 639 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:13,043 - She's famous. - She's stolen my idea. 640 00:36:13,123 --> 00:36:15,203 Mmm, I dunno. She has had a page for a while now. 641 00:36:15,283 --> 00:36:17,163 And her advice wasn't even that helpful. 642 00:36:17,243 --> 00:36:19,687 She said I'm afraid to send Maeve my nudes 643 00:36:19,688 --> 00:36:20,979 because I'm scared she's not coming back. 644 00:36:21,003 --> 00:36:22,563 Ah! When is she comin' back? 645 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,554 I don't know. That's not the point, Eric. 646 00:36:24,555 --> 00:36:27,083 I'm not... I'm not scared of anything. 647 00:36:28,123 --> 00:36:31,283 In fact, I'm going to send my nudes right now. 648 00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:32,563 Oh my gosh. Ooh la la. 649 00:36:32,643 --> 00:36:33,643 Not that one. 650 00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:38,883 - How do you feel? - So chill. 651 00:36:39,563 --> 00:36:40,563 Really chill. 652 00:36:42,323 --> 00:36:44,643 - Where are you going? - To tell people about my clinic. 653 00:36:44,723 --> 00:36:45,883 Wait. Wait! 654 00:36:45,963 --> 00:36:48,163 Because public speaking isn't your strong suit. 655 00:36:48,243 --> 00:36:49,563 Do you remember your party? 656 00:36:49,643 --> 00:36:52,243 Otis, I think that you just need to think about this. 657 00:36:52,323 --> 00:36:54,963 She is not stealing my clinic. 658 00:36:55,043 --> 00:36:56,763 chocolate or cotton. 659 00:36:57,443 --> 00:36:59,883 A healthy environment needs bees. 660 00:36:59,963 --> 00:37:03,203 - And without bees, we'd all be... - I'm gonna go next. 661 00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,323 dead. 662 00:37:07,523 --> 00:37:08,883 I love bees. 663 00:37:11,163 --> 00:37:14,043 Just remember to talk slowly. And don't dance, okay? 664 00:37:14,123 --> 00:37:16,083 Okay. 665 00:37:17,483 --> 00:37:18,723 - Never dance. - Okay. 666 00:37:24,363 --> 00:37:26,403 - Um... - Hi. Hi, I'm Eric. 667 00:37:26,483 --> 00:37:27,483 I'm Eric. 668 00:37:27,563 --> 00:37:29,043 - That's Otis. - Hello! 669 00:37:29,563 --> 00:37:32,323 Hi, everyone. Um, I'm Otis Milburn. 670 00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:36,323 I'm new here. I'm with the whole Moordale Secondary team. 671 00:37:36,403 --> 00:37:37,443 - Yeah! - Thank you. 672 00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:40,363 I wanted to let you know a little bit about myself. 673 00:37:40,443 --> 00:37:42,483 So, uh, I'm 17 years old, 674 00:37:42,563 --> 00:37:46,603 and I spend a lot of my free time thinkin' about sex. 675 00:37:47,203 --> 00:37:51,403 In fact, I live and breathe sex all day, every day. 676 00:37:52,883 --> 00:37:55,283 I think he's doing, like, a sex addict confession thing. 677 00:37:55,363 --> 00:37:57,923 Okay. Now, then. That came out wrong. 678 00:37:58,003 --> 00:37:59,043 Uh... 679 00:37:59,123 --> 00:38:00,683 What I meant to say is... 680 00:38:01,443 --> 00:38:04,443 thinking about sex comes very naturally to me 681 00:38:04,523 --> 00:38:08,443 because I learned everything I know about sex from my mum. 682 00:38:08,523 --> 00:38:10,283 - Jesus. - Oh. 683 00:38:10,363 --> 00:38:12,243 - This is dark. - Jesus. 684 00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:13,603 We're here for you. 685 00:38:13,683 --> 00:38:15,883 - You're brave for sharing. - No. Wait, no. 686 00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:18,403 That's not what I... Please, no, don't clap. 687 00:38:18,483 --> 00:38:20,123 - No, no, no. No, no. - Yeah! 688 00:38:20,203 --> 00:38:22,203 I'm not in a sexual relationship with my mother. 689 00:38:22,283 --> 00:38:23,288 I know that's what it sounded like. 690 00:38:23,289 --> 00:38:25,243 I'm not. I promise. That'd be... ugh! 691 00:38:25,323 --> 00:38:27,780 But I am interested in the subject 692 00:38:27,781 --> 00:38:29,683 because of her and what she gives me... 693 00:38:29,763 --> 00:38:32,363 For goodness' sake! Just tell them you're a sex therapist! 694 00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:34,083 Yes, I am. 695 00:38:34,163 --> 00:38:36,523 Okay. Okay. I'm gonna start again. 696 00:38:37,723 --> 00:38:39,603 I am a student sex therapist. 697 00:38:39,683 --> 00:38:41,470 And what I was trying to say before 698 00:38:41,471 --> 00:38:43,403 is that I learned to be a good therapist 699 00:38:43,483 --> 00:38:46,602 because I grew up with my mum, who is also a sex therapist. 700 00:38:46,603 --> 00:38:47,642 It's my calling. 701 00:38:47,643 --> 00:38:50,333 I have decided to set up my clinic here 702 00:38:50,334 --> 00:38:51,923 and share my knowledge with you all. 703 00:38:53,283 --> 00:38:54,323 Hmm? 704 00:38:54,923 --> 00:38:57,003 Micro USB. Yes, very nice. 705 00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:59,763 Thank you. Ooh, it worked. Ta-da! 706 00:38:59,843 --> 00:39:01,483 We have a sex therapist already. 707 00:39:01,563 --> 00:39:02,563 I know you do. 708 00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:04,443 And I don't know how, 709 00:39:05,123 --> 00:39:06,923 but she has stolen my idea. 710 00:39:08,163 --> 00:39:11,643 And between me and O, you should come to me, 711 00:39:12,203 --> 00:39:14,803 because I am the original and the best. 712 00:39:15,763 --> 00:39:17,723 What do you mean she stole it? 713 00:39:17,803 --> 00:39:19,923 Well, she... 714 00:39:20,003 --> 00:39:21,243 Um... 715 00:39:21,323 --> 00:39:24,283 I'll get back to you. One sec. Go away, text. 716 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:29,563 - Aah. Aaah! - Oh my God! 717 00:39:29,643 --> 00:39:31,363 That's not me! 718 00:39:32,843 --> 00:39:34,363 Wow! Okay. 719 00:39:35,003 --> 00:39:37,483 Thank you for listening. I'm Otis. I'm a sex therapist... 720 00:39:37,563 --> 00:39:38,883 - I... - Bluetooth connected. 721 00:39:38,963 --> 00:39:40,203 Bluetooth? Oh my God! 722 00:39:41,683 --> 00:39:43,083 Oh my God. Okay. Cover your eyes. 723 00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:45,803 - Cover your eyes! - Go away! Stop! 724 00:39:46,643 --> 00:39:48,003 Why is his penis flaccid? 725 00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,123 Go away. Oh God. 726 00:39:50,203 --> 00:39:52,763 Why are his pubes shaved like that? 727 00:39:55,043 --> 00:39:56,083 Cover your eyes. 728 00:39:56,723 --> 00:39:58,843 Stop! Don't look. 729 00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:01,163 That's... incredibly embarrassing. 730 00:40:02,403 --> 00:40:03,682 Please. Uh... 731 00:40:03,683 --> 00:40:04,683 Oh! 732 00:40:04,684 --> 00:40:06,963 - Oh God. - Can someone help turn off the projector? 733 00:40:07,043 --> 00:40:09,523 For the love of God, please. Quickly. Quickly. 734 00:40:11,603 --> 00:40:13,723 Thank you, Bee Lady. Thanks for listening. 735 00:40:13,803 --> 00:40:16,643 And I'll see you at my clinic. Hopefully. 736 00:40:17,203 --> 00:40:18,243 Jesus Christ. 737 00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:24,403 Wait for me! 738 00:40:24,483 --> 00:40:25,563 Otis! 739 00:40:28,883 --> 00:40:31,003 Tell me those photos didn't send to Maeve. 740 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,923 Get inside. Sit down. 741 00:40:34,003 --> 00:40:37,003 - They didn't. - Hallelujah. Hallelujah, praise the Lord. 742 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,043 - Did that really just happen? - Yes. 743 00:40:40,403 --> 00:40:43,763 - Is everyone talking about me? - Yes, but this college is weird. 744 00:40:43,843 --> 00:40:45,243 Nobody's saying anything mean. 745 00:40:45,323 --> 00:40:47,563 - They all just feel sorry for you. - Oh God! 746 00:40:47,643 --> 00:40:50,643 Why was your penis flaccid? 747 00:40:50,723 --> 00:40:52,483 People are more into pictures of hard dicks. 748 00:40:52,563 --> 00:40:53,923 Erect just felt aggressive. 749 00:40:54,003 --> 00:40:58,003 Also, why were your pubes shaved in that strange pattern? 750 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:01,243 - Why was the camera so far away, Oatcake? - I just... 751 00:41:01,323 --> 00:41:03,963 I over-shaved the right. And I was trying to capture natural light. 752 00:41:04,523 --> 00:41:06,163 I can't believe this is happening. 753 00:41:06,243 --> 00:41:08,923 No one's gonna come and have therapy with Creepy Pube Man. 754 00:41:10,403 --> 00:41:12,003 Hi, I need a therapy session. 755 00:41:14,283 --> 00:41:15,283 Uh, come in. 756 00:41:18,723 --> 00:41:20,483 Ahem. 757 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:25,323 Oh, uh, yes, I will go. 758 00:41:25,403 --> 00:41:27,603 - Oh. - I will go. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 759 00:41:27,683 --> 00:41:28,683 Have a good session. 760 00:41:29,243 --> 00:41:30,283 Oh, God bless you. 761 00:41:30,883 --> 00:41:32,203 - Ahem. - Ahem. 762 00:41:32,283 --> 00:41:33,563 Ah. Um... 763 00:41:34,363 --> 00:41:35,403 How can I help you? 764 00:41:36,323 --> 00:41:37,323 I just had an orgasm. 765 00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:39,162 Um, good for you. 766 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:41,243 It wasn't great. It was very strange. 767 00:41:41,323 --> 00:41:44,723 It happened now, in the middle of college, after I saw your photos. 768 00:41:45,483 --> 00:41:48,683 - Uh, well, I'm flattered. - No, I don't think you understand. 769 00:41:48,763 --> 00:41:50,225 I'm not remotely attracted to you. 770 00:41:50,226 --> 00:41:53,243 And your nudes were profoundly unsexy. 771 00:41:53,843 --> 00:41:54,963 Valid. 772 00:41:55,043 --> 00:41:56,803 I started taking testosterone six months ago. 773 00:41:56,883 --> 00:41:59,163 The doctor warned me it could feel like a second puberty. 774 00:41:59,243 --> 00:42:01,003 But now I'm horny all the time. 775 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:04,123 Like, everything turns me on. I jerked off twice this morning. 776 00:42:04,203 --> 00:42:06,403 Art class made me feel like I was gonna get off, 777 00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:09,363 and then I saw your penis, and... boom. 778 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:10,883 - Fu... - Of course. 779 00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:14,563 Inexplicably, I came. So, I don't know. 780 00:42:14,643 --> 00:42:18,803 I don't wanna stop taking T, but I feel like... I'm losing control, 781 00:42:18,883 --> 00:42:23,523 and I don't wanna be walkin' around, coming... all the time. 782 00:42:27,763 --> 00:42:32,483 Well, spontaneous orgasms are rare, but they're not unheard of, 783 00:42:32,563 --> 00:42:33,923 and it can happen to anyone. 784 00:42:34,003 --> 00:42:36,883 It definitely doesn't happen to everyone who takes testosterone. 785 00:42:37,563 --> 00:42:42,243 And puberty makes us feel out of control and unusually aroused. 786 00:42:42,963 --> 00:42:46,082 It sounds like you're describing how it feels to be a teenage boy. 787 00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:47,083 Really? 788 00:42:47,084 --> 00:42:50,803 Yeah. And believe me, I have had my fair share of poorly timed orgasms, 789 00:42:50,883 --> 00:42:53,643 and they are uncomfortable and embarrassing. 790 00:42:53,723 --> 00:42:55,923 - Mmm. - But I promise it doesn't last forever. 791 00:42:56,443 --> 00:42:57,523 Um... 792 00:42:57,603 --> 00:43:00,083 So I'm just like a horny teenage boy? 793 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:01,923 - I thought I was disgusting. - No. 794 00:43:02,003 --> 00:43:05,003 And I know it's hard, but you should try and enjoy the journey. 795 00:43:05,523 --> 00:43:08,083 It's an opportunity to get to know yourself and your body better. 796 00:43:10,243 --> 00:43:11,243 Thank you, Otis. 797 00:43:12,963 --> 00:43:15,723 Can I ask why you decided to come and speak with me? 798 00:43:16,243 --> 00:43:18,523 You showed your flaccid penis to the whole college, 799 00:43:18,603 --> 00:43:20,243 so I figured you wouldn't judge me. 800 00:43:29,843 --> 00:43:32,083 - Hey. - Yeah, I think it's down there. 801 00:43:32,163 --> 00:43:34,203 Wow. You're really not over them. 802 00:43:34,283 --> 00:43:36,003 I'm workin' on it, all right? 803 00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:38,696 Anyway, neither of us have time to date. 804 00:43:38,697 --> 00:43:40,963 This year is make or break, okay? 805 00:43:41,683 --> 00:43:42,723 Yeah, exactly! 806 00:43:42,803 --> 00:43:43,963 - Hey. - Hi! 807 00:43:44,043 --> 00:43:46,643 - Did you get your tablet fixed? - Yeah, I fixed me. 808 00:43:47,443 --> 00:43:49,443 Um, sorry. I... I fixed it. 809 00:43:50,603 --> 00:43:52,763 - Hey, I'm Beau. - Jackson. 810 00:43:53,603 --> 00:43:55,123 I'll send you those notes on Dolly. 811 00:43:55,203 --> 00:43:56,523 - Oh. - What's your last name? 812 00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:58,403 Um, it's... 813 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:08,043 Vivienne Odusanya. See you in class tomorrow. 814 00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:10,283 See you in class tomorrow. 815 00:44:12,163 --> 00:44:14,203 What was that about make or break? 816 00:44:15,523 --> 00:44:17,163 Wow. Vivienne Odusanya. 817 00:44:18,203 --> 00:44:20,923 - I'll see you in class tomorrow. - This close. 818 00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:28,043 How was school? 819 00:44:28,803 --> 00:44:31,043 It was... terrible. 820 00:44:31,563 --> 00:44:33,883 There is another student doing therapy, 821 00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:39,083 and they've got a bloody channel with loads of videos and followers. 822 00:44:39,163 --> 00:44:41,683 It just made my whole thing feel pathetic. 823 00:44:42,923 --> 00:44:44,483 You're not even listening. 824 00:44:46,323 --> 00:44:47,443 I'm sorry. 825 00:44:49,383 --> 00:44:50,402 I got the job! 826 00:44:50,403 --> 00:44:52,123 They want me to start right away. 827 00:44:52,203 --> 00:44:56,363 - Which I know is not ideal, but... - Who is gonna look after Joy? 828 00:44:57,283 --> 00:44:59,243 Well, it's an early evening show. 829 00:44:59,323 --> 00:45:02,043 So I thought I could take her to the studio sometimes, 830 00:45:02,123 --> 00:45:04,123 and sometimes you could watch her. 831 00:45:04,203 --> 00:45:06,083 Mum, we are struggling as it is. 832 00:45:06,843 --> 00:45:09,803 I've just started college. I really don't think it's a good idea... 833 00:45:09,883 --> 00:45:10,883 Where's Joy? 834 00:45:11,763 --> 00:45:13,603 Where's Joy? Where? 835 00:45:14,163 --> 00:45:16,403 - I just got home, Mum. - Oh! Oh! 836 00:45:16,483 --> 00:45:18,483 What do you mean, where's Joy? 837 00:45:18,563 --> 00:45:19,563 Joy! 838 00:45:28,603 --> 00:45:30,523 Whew. I must have put her to bed. 839 00:45:31,123 --> 00:45:32,203 I completely forgot. 840 00:45:33,123 --> 00:45:34,243 Panic over. 841 00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:52,123 Hey, I am worried about Mum. 842 00:46:05,563 --> 00:46:07,683 - Ah! Devastating. - Eric! 843 00:46:07,763 --> 00:46:08,843 Uh-huh? 844 00:46:10,363 --> 00:46:13,843 The new pastor was asking me why you're not baptized at church today. 845 00:46:14,443 --> 00:46:16,843 - I think you should do his course. - Oh! 846 00:46:16,923 --> 00:46:18,483 Apparently, he's very progressive. 847 00:46:18,563 --> 00:46:22,083 Mum, we have already spoken about this, and you know I'm not sure. 848 00:46:22,163 --> 00:46:25,123 - Okay? Ohhh! - Please, Eric. All the girls are baptized. 849 00:46:25,203 --> 00:46:27,083 - So what? - You're the only one left. 850 00:46:27,163 --> 00:46:29,523 It'd mean so much to me and your grandma. 851 00:46:38,843 --> 00:46:40,203 I'll think about it. 852 00:46:41,923 --> 00:46:44,283 Oh, Mum, um, what time was I born? 853 00:46:44,363 --> 00:46:45,363 - Ah! - Ah? 854 00:46:45,443 --> 00:46:46,803 Who have you been speaking to? 855 00:46:47,963 --> 00:46:48,963 No one. 856 00:47:03,043 --> 00:47:04,803 Oh! 857 00:47:07,003 --> 00:47:08,483 Thank you, Black Jesus. 858 00:47:17,483 --> 00:47:20,043 - Adam didn't start at Cavendish today. - No. 859 00:47:20,723 --> 00:47:23,363 He's decided he doesn't want to continue with school. 860 00:47:23,443 --> 00:47:25,603 - Why didn't he tell me? - Michael. 861 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:27,803 He's scared of you. 862 00:47:32,563 --> 00:47:33,963 I am working on myself. 863 00:47:36,163 --> 00:47:37,563 I'm doing therapy. 864 00:47:38,283 --> 00:47:39,683 Well, I'm glad to hear it. 865 00:47:40,843 --> 00:47:43,443 But if you want Adam to tell you things, 866 00:47:44,923 --> 00:47:46,843 you have to start making an effort with him. 867 00:48:37,923 --> 00:48:40,363 You ignored me all day. I feel like an idiot. 868 00:48:40,443 --> 00:48:43,683 I'm sorry. I didn't handle it well. And I should have texted. 869 00:48:43,763 --> 00:48:46,643 I think I'm scared to make myself vulnerable 870 00:48:46,723 --> 00:48:48,403 when I don't know you're coming back. 871 00:48:49,523 --> 00:48:50,643 Why wouldn't I come back? 872 00:48:50,723 --> 00:48:53,403 It sounds like you're having a really great time over there. 873 00:48:53,483 --> 00:48:56,443 I am, but it's also hard being away from home. 874 00:48:56,523 --> 00:48:58,843 And I miss you. A lot. 875 00:48:58,923 --> 00:49:00,043 Yeah. I miss you too. 876 00:49:01,443 --> 00:49:02,443 I am coming home. 877 00:49:04,943 --> 00:49:05,962 Well... 878 00:49:05,963 --> 00:49:08,843 I don't think that photos are my thing. 879 00:49:10,283 --> 00:49:12,243 But maybe we could try something else. 880 00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:14,963 Okay. What did you have in mind? 881 00:49:15,043 --> 00:49:16,763 I don't know. Um... 882 00:49:16,843 --> 00:49:19,323 Oh, I'm terrible at this kind of thing. 883 00:49:19,403 --> 00:49:20,923 It's okay. 884 00:49:22,883 --> 00:49:24,363 Mmm... 885 00:49:24,443 --> 00:49:26,403 What are you thinking about right now? 886 00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:30,723 I'm thinking about you being here with me. 887 00:49:31,563 --> 00:49:34,963 And, uh... I'm taking my trousers off. 888 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,083 Hang on a minute. 889 00:49:37,883 --> 00:49:38,923 Um... 890 00:49:43,763 --> 00:49:44,843 And I'm in my pants. 891 00:49:44,923 --> 00:49:45,923 Hang on a second. 892 00:49:53,883 --> 00:49:55,323 - You okay? - What are you doing? 893 00:49:57,163 --> 00:50:00,963 I'm imagining you here with me. 894 00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:06,643 And I'm taking off your clothes, and I'm touching you. 895 00:50:07,403 --> 00:50:09,683 - Where are you touching me? - Your face. 896 00:50:11,323 --> 00:50:13,723 - And your mouth. - Are you kissing me? 897 00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:14,803 Yeah. 898 00:50:15,963 --> 00:50:17,563 - Where? - On your lips. 899 00:50:18,403 --> 00:50:20,883 And down your neck. 900 00:50:22,603 --> 00:50:24,243 Are you touching yourself? 901 00:50:24,323 --> 00:50:27,203 Yeah. Are you? 902 00:50:27,883 --> 00:50:28,883 Yeah. 903 00:50:37,363 --> 00:50:39,963 Oh! 904 00:50:56,283 --> 00:51:00,123 Okay. 905 00:51:11,243 --> 00:51:12,923 It must be getting late for you. 906 00:51:13,683 --> 00:51:14,683 Yeah. 907 00:51:15,763 --> 00:51:16,843 It is. 908 00:51:16,923 --> 00:51:18,563 What are you doing tonight? 909 00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:20,643 Um... 910 00:51:20,723 --> 00:51:22,363 Oh shit. I better go. 911 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:24,803 I'm grabbing pizza with Tyrone. 912 00:51:25,443 --> 00:51:27,803 - Who's Tyrone? - I've told you about him, haven't I? 913 00:51:27,883 --> 00:51:31,203 He's on my course. He's very smart and funny. 914 00:51:31,283 --> 00:51:32,780 We get on really well. 915 00:51:32,781 --> 00:51:35,283 We hang out a lot 'cause Ellen and Chris keep hooking up. 916 00:51:35,363 --> 00:51:37,683 Nice. He sounds... sounds great. 917 00:51:38,603 --> 00:51:39,963 - Have fun. - Thanks. 918 00:51:41,003 --> 00:51:42,003 Night. 919 00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:53,883 Tyrone. 920 00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:05,030 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -