1 00:00:00,030 --> 00:00:05,030 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:34,843 --> 00:00:37,043 - Is everything okay? - Yeah. Feels really good. 3 00:00:37,123 --> 00:00:40,323 Keep doing what you're doing. 4 00:00:43,763 --> 00:00:45,163 Ah. Sorry. 5 00:00:45,243 --> 00:00:46,523 - What? - I got hand cramp. 6 00:00:46,603 --> 00:00:48,723 Oh! 7 00:01:05,843 --> 00:01:06,939 Oh shit, I'm... 8 00:01:08,483 --> 00:01:11,043 Oh fuck. 9 00:01:13,683 --> 00:01:16,363 I came. 10 00:01:56,163 --> 00:01:57,763 Otis! 11 00:01:59,523 --> 00:02:01,963 Oh fuck. 12 00:02:05,723 --> 00:02:07,443 She won't stop crying. 13 00:02:09,323 --> 00:02:10,683 Can you do your thing? 14 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:11,843 Yep. Hang on. 15 00:02:15,523 --> 00:02:17,603 - What's the matter? - I don't know. 16 00:02:17,683 --> 00:02:19,923 - She's just... - Hey! What's the matter? 17 00:02:20,803 --> 00:02:22,163 Hey, why are you crying? 18 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,163 I can't find anything 19 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:26,923 that doesn't have sick, or breast milk. 20 00:02:27,003 --> 00:02:28,883 - Or smell... - Yes, I can do it too. 21 00:02:28,963 --> 00:02:30,523 Ah! Bwaaaaah! 22 00:02:30,603 --> 00:02:32,683 Oh, for f... 23 00:02:35,163 --> 00:02:36,723 Turtle! Oh my... 24 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:40,283 Oh, well, you... you look like crap. 25 00:02:40,363 --> 00:02:42,603 Joanna? Why are you here? 26 00:02:42,683 --> 00:02:43,803 Otis called me. 27 00:02:45,203 --> 00:02:47,803 - Oh, my niece! - Hi. 28 00:02:47,883 --> 00:02:51,243 When did you get so fucking tall? Shit. 29 00:02:51,323 --> 00:02:54,883 - You got her? - I need to learn to not swear as much. 30 00:02:56,923 --> 00:02:58,443 You called my sister? 31 00:02:59,803 --> 00:03:00,803 We need help. 32 00:03:01,523 --> 00:03:02,803 We'll talk about it later. 33 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,683 Wow! Your house is a mess! 34 00:03:04,763 --> 00:03:06,403 Can you grab my bags? 35 00:03:07,643 --> 00:03:10,763 Aren't you gonna shower? Otis said you're starting a new job today. 36 00:03:12,643 --> 00:03:16,043 - How long are you staying, exactly? - Well, as long as you need. 37 00:03:16,123 --> 00:03:17,523 Oh! Yes. 38 00:03:17,603 --> 00:03:19,243 - Oh, whee! - No, she can't really... 39 00:03:19,323 --> 00:03:21,563 - Uh, she can't hold her head up yet. - I know. 40 00:03:21,643 --> 00:03:23,803 I used to nanny for Bono. I'm great with babies. 41 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:26,443 - Weren't you sacked? - That was because of the fire. 42 00:03:26,523 --> 00:03:28,323 - Not the kids. - Oh. 43 00:03:28,403 --> 00:03:30,803 Anyway, go and have a shower. 44 00:03:30,883 --> 00:03:33,163 - Trust me. You need one. - Huh. 45 00:03:33,883 --> 00:03:34,883 Mm-hmm. 46 00:03:35,323 --> 00:03:36,323 Okay. 47 00:03:41,043 --> 00:03:43,163 Is she doing okay? Uh... 48 00:03:43,243 --> 00:03:45,363 - She's not herself. - Right. 49 00:03:45,443 --> 00:03:47,843 And, uh... who's Joy's dad? 50 00:03:49,523 --> 00:03:51,523 Don't ask her about it. She gets very touchy. 51 00:03:52,163 --> 00:03:54,043 - I've gotta go. - Bye. 52 00:03:54,763 --> 00:03:57,083 Hello, Joy. Hello. 53 00:04:05,883 --> 00:04:06,963 That's too much. 54 00:04:22,843 --> 00:04:25,643 How long do you think it'll take to get some muscles? 55 00:04:26,323 --> 00:04:27,323 Excuse me? 56 00:04:27,803 --> 00:04:29,883 I'm just thinking about going to the gym. 57 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,843 It's, like... it's good for your brain, exercise, so I'm gonna try it. 58 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:37,203 That's nice. And what's the real reason? 59 00:04:39,523 --> 00:04:42,086 So Maeve's... Maeve made friends with this guy 60 00:04:42,087 --> 00:04:43,323 on her course called Tyrone, 61 00:04:43,403 --> 00:04:45,443 and he's... he's ripped. 62 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:48,043 How ripped are we talking? 63 00:04:48,643 --> 00:04:49,843 - Do you wanna see? - Yes. 64 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,323 - Really? - Yes. 65 00:04:53,563 --> 00:04:57,203 Oh my God! He is hot! 66 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,203 W... And so are you. 67 00:05:01,123 --> 00:05:05,443 In a quiet and soft, intelligent way. 68 00:05:05,523 --> 00:05:07,483 - Okay. - Yeah. There's no competition. 69 00:05:07,563 --> 00:05:09,179 - Who cares about ripped bodies? - Really? 70 00:05:09,203 --> 00:05:11,203 - No. Can I see that one more time? - You're shit. 71 00:05:11,283 --> 00:05:14,203 I'm sorry. I'm lying. He is so hot. My God, his body is insane! 72 00:05:14,283 --> 00:05:16,443 His biceps have biceps. 73 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:22,283 Morning. 74 00:05:22,843 --> 00:05:23,843 Hey. 75 00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:25,763 Hey. I said, hey. Wait up! 76 00:05:26,403 --> 00:05:27,403 How are you? 77 00:05:27,923 --> 00:05:29,883 Oh, are you wanting to book an appointment? 78 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:33,763 It's me, Ruby Matthews. We went to primary school together. 79 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:37,083 I think you have me confused with someone else. Have a great day. 80 00:05:49,763 --> 00:05:51,883 Baby, can we talk? 81 00:05:51,963 --> 00:05:53,043 Not today, Abbi. 82 00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:54,203 Are you okay? 83 00:05:54,283 --> 00:05:57,203 Yeah. We had a little fight, but we'll be fine. It'll be fine. 84 00:05:59,243 --> 00:06:01,243 I think Roman and Abbi are fighting. 85 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,179 What's that? 86 00:06:03,203 --> 00:06:06,403 Oh, just an ally coming through. 87 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,243 Hey. 88 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:14,723 Why do you keep blanking me? Thought we were cool. 89 00:06:14,803 --> 00:06:16,483 I'm just not ready to be your friend. 90 00:06:17,283 --> 00:06:18,283 Yet. 91 00:06:18,843 --> 00:06:19,883 Sorry. 92 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:26,243 Whoo-hoo! 93 00:06:29,443 --> 00:06:30,923 - Sorry. - No, no, no. 94 00:06:31,003 --> 00:06:33,643 No, it's fine. I am fine. 95 00:06:38,163 --> 00:06:39,163 Oh, thank you. 96 00:06:39,683 --> 00:06:41,043 I'm Gloria, by the way. 97 00:06:41,563 --> 00:06:43,803 - Michael. - Nice aftershave, Michael. 98 00:06:44,683 --> 00:06:47,083 - I'm not wearing any. - Lucky you. 99 00:07:06,963 --> 00:07:10,283 Your father wants to come over and make dinner for us tonight. 100 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,403 - Why? - He's trying to make an effort. 101 00:07:13,803 --> 00:07:17,163 - You're not getting back together? - No. We're not. I promise. 102 00:07:18,763 --> 00:07:20,123 That's fine, I guess. 103 00:07:21,923 --> 00:07:23,483 Oh, Adam. 104 00:07:24,123 --> 00:07:26,283 Remember not to mumble. 105 00:07:27,043 --> 00:07:28,043 Okay. 106 00:07:38,163 --> 00:07:39,163 Yeah. 107 00:07:40,923 --> 00:07:42,650 Um, what is with the original thing? 108 00:07:42,651 --> 00:07:44,803 I thought O started her clinic first. 109 00:07:44,883 --> 00:07:47,123 There's no way she came up with this on her own. 110 00:07:47,203 --> 00:07:49,643 She's obviously heard about my clinic and copied me. 111 00:07:49,723 --> 00:07:51,603 What are you doing later? 112 00:07:51,683 --> 00:07:53,123 Shall we hang out? Play Smash? 113 00:07:53,203 --> 00:07:55,131 I'd love to, but my mum is making me go 114 00:07:55,132 --> 00:07:57,523 to this baptism class after college. 115 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:58,843 I'm kind of dreadin' it. 116 00:07:59,883 --> 00:08:01,123 How come? 117 00:08:01,683 --> 00:08:05,363 Just, I'm not out there. It's like the only place I'm not anymore. 118 00:08:06,243 --> 00:08:07,963 Yeah, it's kind of messed up. 119 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,523 I don't think you should go. 120 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,203 Yeah, it's just... it's complicated. 121 00:08:13,283 --> 00:08:17,163 - I feel like my mum is under pressure... - Yeah. Morning, Otis. 122 00:08:17,243 --> 00:08:19,203 - Good morning. - I saw your website. 123 00:08:19,283 --> 00:08:22,483 It was really cute. Oh, you've got a new room. 124 00:08:22,563 --> 00:08:25,403 With biscuits. And what's that? Mint water? 125 00:08:25,483 --> 00:08:27,203 How adorable. See ya. 126 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:28,499 - Huh. - She's really good. 127 00:08:28,523 --> 00:08:30,643 - Hello. Jenny, good to see you. - Hmph. 128 00:08:30,723 --> 00:08:33,083 - Thanks for comin' again. - Gah! 129 00:08:33,803 --> 00:08:34,803 Oh God. 130 00:08:36,123 --> 00:08:37,123 Oh. 131 00:08:37,923 --> 00:08:39,723 - It's you again. - Hi. 132 00:08:43,643 --> 00:08:45,323 God, is this lift broken again? 133 00:08:45,403 --> 00:08:47,443 - You need to press the button. - Oh. 134 00:08:48,643 --> 00:08:50,083 Lift going up. 135 00:08:53,963 --> 00:08:57,803 Isaac, sometimes I say the first thing that pops into my head. 136 00:08:57,883 --> 00:09:01,563 And what I said the other day, it was really, really stupid. I'm sorry. 137 00:09:02,203 --> 00:09:03,643 Maeve thinks we'd really get on, 138 00:09:03,723 --> 00:09:05,843 and I don't have many friends now she's gone, 139 00:09:05,923 --> 00:09:08,003 so I was hoping that maybe we could start again. 140 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:12,603 Okay, let's start again. 141 00:09:19,523 --> 00:09:21,763 Hello. Yeah. 142 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,643 Okay. 143 00:09:24,243 --> 00:09:25,643 Good boy. Yeah. 144 00:09:26,763 --> 00:09:28,843 - Good boy. - Why are you waiting out here? 145 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:29,960 I said to meet in the office. 146 00:09:29,961 --> 00:09:31,843 We were supposed to start ten minutes ago. 147 00:09:31,923 --> 00:09:34,483 - Didn't know whether to go inside or not. - You coming? 148 00:09:34,563 --> 00:09:35,563 Yeah. 149 00:09:37,963 --> 00:09:39,483 I'm assuming you ride? 150 00:09:39,563 --> 00:09:41,483 Yep. I, uh... I ride bikes. 151 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,523 Horses. 152 00:09:45,603 --> 00:09:47,083 Thought I'd be looking after dogs. 153 00:09:47,163 --> 00:09:49,523 It said on the application there was kennels. 154 00:09:50,283 --> 00:09:53,643 No. No, you'll mainly be teaching children how to ride horses. 155 00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:55,523 You do ride? 156 00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:57,643 Absolutely. 157 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:58,803 Love horse riding. 158 00:09:58,883 --> 00:10:00,083 And you, uh, drive? 159 00:10:00,163 --> 00:10:03,243 I am a great driver. I just... I don't have a car, though. 160 00:10:03,323 --> 00:10:06,123 - Get the horse! - Okay. Can you muck out Midnight for me? 161 00:10:06,203 --> 00:10:08,443 And then you can hose down the rest of the stables. 162 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,043 Mmm. 163 00:10:24,403 --> 00:10:26,123 Would anyone like some digestives? 164 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:29,003 - I'm allergic to sugar. - Are they dairy free? 165 00:10:33,483 --> 00:10:35,963 Ruby. Digestive? 166 00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,843 I've had an idea that could help you. 167 00:10:37,923 --> 00:10:39,723 And why would you want to help me? 168 00:10:39,803 --> 00:10:42,643 Because, Otis, I want us to be friends. 169 00:10:47,203 --> 00:10:50,003 Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't even keep a straight face. 170 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,643 No, this is purely political. Move. 171 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:56,883 Abbi and Roman are fighting. 172 00:10:57,763 --> 00:10:58,803 Okay, so? 173 00:10:59,923 --> 00:11:03,803 Every school has kingmakers, Otis, and at this college, it's them. 174 00:11:03,883 --> 00:11:05,483 You fix their relationship, 175 00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:07,963 everyone ditches O and comes to you instead. 176 00:11:08,803 --> 00:11:09,883 What's in it for you? 177 00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:14,723 I want you to put in a good word for me with Abbi, 178 00:11:14,724 --> 00:11:16,019 so that she'll want to hang out with me. 179 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,443 I don't want to play games, Ruby. 180 00:11:18,523 --> 00:11:20,003 I think if I just be myself, 181 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:22,643 people will eventually realize I am the better therapist. 182 00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:26,883 Okay. Good luck with that, Otis. 183 00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:38,563 Hey. 184 00:11:38,643 --> 00:11:42,723 Hey. Hey, uh... I just finished this great statistics book. 185 00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,043 Thought you might like it. Shall I send it to you? 186 00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:46,883 - Yeah. - Uh... 187 00:11:47,843 --> 00:11:49,163 Done. 188 00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:50,243 Got it. 189 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,723 Do you wanna study with me this weekend? 190 00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:56,843 I have to focus. 191 00:11:57,923 --> 00:11:58,923 Oh God. No, no. 192 00:11:58,963 --> 00:12:02,083 Did you... did you think I meant, like, a date or something? Um... 193 00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:03,699 I ju... 194 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,363 - I didn't, 'cause that would be a leap. - Right. Yeah. 195 00:12:07,203 --> 00:12:09,120 I honestly did mean for us to just study, 196 00:12:09,121 --> 00:12:11,243 but, um, I completely get that you can't. 197 00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:13,803 So, yeah, hope you enjoy the book. 198 00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:15,403 Thanks. 199 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,283 Jesus. Oh no. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. 200 00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:26,723 Oh! 201 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,883 You should always get someone to spot you, dude. 202 00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:56,523 - You could seriously hurt yourself. - Okay, thanks. 203 00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:59,763 - Okay, let's go. - Do this. 204 00:13:01,643 --> 00:13:05,523 - Never seen you in here before. - I'm just... trying to stay fit. 205 00:13:05,603 --> 00:13:08,203 Has anyone ever put their finger up your bum before? 206 00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:09,923 Oh shit. Sorry. Sorry. 207 00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:11,963 Thought you were still doing that therapy thing. 208 00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,883 I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't like you. 209 00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:18,603 - I'm having casual sex with this girl. - Mmm? 210 00:13:18,683 --> 00:13:21,843 And last time we did it, dude, she put her finger 211 00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:24,083 up my bum. 212 00:13:24,683 --> 00:13:28,923 - Okay. - I'm talking, like... like way up there. 213 00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:30,203 With no warnin'. 214 00:13:30,763 --> 00:13:31,843 Like a ninja. 215 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,123 And now I'm feeling totally freaked out. 216 00:13:36,843 --> 00:13:39,763 Did this act feel bad for you? 217 00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:40,923 No, it felt great. 218 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:43,963 I mean, it was a shock. 219 00:13:45,843 --> 00:13:48,819 But... I came. 220 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:51,563 Really fast. And now I'm feeling very confused. 221 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,243 Because I really didn't think I was queer. 222 00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:58,003 But maybe, if I like this kind of thing, then I'm... 223 00:13:59,123 --> 00:14:00,523 queerer than I thought. 224 00:14:00,603 --> 00:14:04,443 Well, sexuality can be very fluid. And it's normal to have questions. 225 00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:06,723 Plus, there's a lot of heterosexual men 226 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:09,283 who also like having their prostate stimulated. 227 00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:11,563 - You boys using this bench? - No. 228 00:14:14,883 --> 00:14:16,923 You all right? You seem disappointed? 229 00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:19,683 I really like this person who it didn't work out with. 230 00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:23,963 And I thought, maybe if I was, like, a little bit queer, 231 00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:25,803 then I could get them back. 232 00:14:29,323 --> 00:14:32,763 - We had a real connection. - You don't feel that with this new person? 233 00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:36,203 I mean, she's nice, but there's not much conversation. 234 00:14:36,283 --> 00:14:38,083 Even though you enjoyed yourself, 235 00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:40,363 those things should never come as a surprise. 236 00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:43,723 I would encourage you guys to practice enthusiastic consent, 237 00:14:43,803 --> 00:14:46,363 which is looking for the presence of a happy yes, 238 00:14:46,443 --> 00:14:49,003 rather than the absence of an unhappy no. 239 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:50,720 You might find better communication 240 00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:52,283 leads to a more intimate connection. 241 00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:55,883 But being hung up on someone you still have feelings for is hard. 242 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,923 What is it you think you miss the most about them? 243 00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:05,443 So my brain is often anxious. It's been like that since I can remember. 244 00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:08,523 But when we were together, they kind of 245 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,963 made things go quiet for a second. 246 00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:15,963 But I have this habit of falling for people that can't commit, so... 247 00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:17,803 Mmm. 248 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:21,323 - Talking about Maeve? - Yes. 249 00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:24,483 It always felt like she was lookin' for something better. 250 00:15:29,643 --> 00:15:33,123 It's a shame about the whole college seeing your weird pubes thing. 251 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:36,243 - 'Cause you're good at this. - Thanks, man. 252 00:15:41,563 --> 00:15:44,603 Though the lead character was so unsavory, I didn't wanna leave him. 253 00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:47,003 - I was haunted by his journey. - I agree. 254 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:49,410 The way you write about feeling isolated 255 00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:51,003 within your own community, it's, uh... 256 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,083 it's fascinating. 257 00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:53,803 Brutal but eye-opening. 258 00:15:54,403 --> 00:15:55,535 It's a little overwritten, 259 00:15:55,536 --> 00:15:58,203 but it's a promising start. Thank you, Tyrone. 260 00:15:58,883 --> 00:16:01,203 Who's next? Maeve? 261 00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:05,803 Talk to me about what you were aiming for with this first chapter. 262 00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,655 So I was aiming to explore 263 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:10,403 Maria Brontë's isolation through her illness. 264 00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,803 - Um, she's the protagonist, so... - Yeah, I... 265 00:16:12,883 --> 00:16:14,843 I was bored. 266 00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,523 - Oh. - I do not think this has a pulse. 267 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,603 Okay. 268 00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:22,203 What does everyone else think? 269 00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:25,203 You can be honest. We're here to help each other. 270 00:16:25,283 --> 00:16:27,803 I liked that it was written from Maria's perspective. 271 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,403 I saw the world through her eyes. 272 00:16:29,483 --> 00:16:31,803 I didn't know anything about the oldest Brontë sister. 273 00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,563 Well, that's what Wikipedia's for. 274 00:16:34,563 --> 00:16:36,403 There are lots of historical novels. 275 00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:38,483 It's uh... 276 00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:43,923 Okay, not trying to be mean here. I'm just trying to push you. 277 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:49,123 You're clearly very well-read, but this, it... it feels like imitation. 278 00:16:50,483 --> 00:16:53,803 I wanna know who you are. I wanna hear your voice. 279 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:58,003 Okay? All right. We will continue this next class. 280 00:17:17,523 --> 00:17:20,763 - We heard you and Roman are fighting. - We're sending positive thoughts. 281 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,163 Um, thank you. 282 00:17:24,963 --> 00:17:28,243 If people focused on their own problems instead of other people's, 283 00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:30,043 the world would be a better place. 284 00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:32,723 I'm gonna get a drink. 285 00:17:37,283 --> 00:17:38,483 This is huge. 286 00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:40,283 Abbi and Roman never fight. 287 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:42,763 - I want to know what happened so badly. - What... 288 00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:44,643 So, what? She hasn't told you? 289 00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:46,523 She says it's betraying Roman. 290 00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:49,123 - Which I think is ridiculous. - Sh, she's coming. 291 00:17:50,363 --> 00:17:53,003 - Please don't tell Abbi I gossiped. - No, no, no. 292 00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,683 - I really hope you can work this out. - Thanks. I do too. 293 00:17:57,483 --> 00:18:00,003 I booked us in with O, so hopefully, it'll be fine. 294 00:18:01,603 --> 00:18:04,243 - Can I still crash at yours tonight? - Sure, any time. 295 00:18:04,323 --> 00:18:06,603 You should come over to Aisha's later and hang out. 296 00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:10,883 Oh, I'd love to, but I, um... I've got, like, a family thing. 297 00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:14,363 - That's cool, next time. - Yeah. 298 00:18:16,483 --> 00:18:17,980 I don't want to go there just yet. 299 00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,443 But did you guys just hear a fart? 300 00:18:20,523 --> 00:18:22,923 - No! - Did someone fart? 301 00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,523 - Wasn't me! - No! 302 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,563 You don't need to. You don't need to. 303 00:18:31,483 --> 00:18:32,483 Hello, hello, hello. 304 00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:34,683 - Hey! Hello, hello. Hi. - Um... 305 00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:37,403 - I was wondering if you'd do me a favor. - Mmm? 306 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,203 - So, you know Roman and Abbi are fighting? - Yes. 307 00:18:40,283 --> 00:18:45,403 I was wondering if you could put in a good word for me and my clinic? 308 00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:50,083 Ooh. I don't really know if I wanna play around in their relationship. 309 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,323 - Okay. - Know what I mean? 310 00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:53,763 Yeah. No, that's fine. I get it. I was... 311 00:18:53,843 --> 00:18:57,123 - It was probably a silly idea. Sorry. - No, no. No, I'm sorry. 312 00:18:57,643 --> 00:18:58,803 - Uh... - It's fine. 313 00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:01,923 - Mmm. - It's fine, honestly. 314 00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:04,843 Um... I've gotta go. I'm gonna be late for church. 315 00:19:04,923 --> 00:19:09,203 - But I will see you tomorrow. Yeah. - See you tomorrow, yeah. 316 00:19:10,203 --> 00:19:11,723 - See you later. - See you later. 317 00:19:15,883 --> 00:19:17,363 Okay, we're good to go. 318 00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:23,923 Five, four, three, two, one. 319 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,163 You've got this, Jean. 320 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,139 Hello! 321 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:35,643 - I'm Dr. Jean Milburn. - Talk. 322 00:19:35,723 --> 00:19:39,203 And I'm your host of this edition of 323 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:41,523 Sexology with Dr. Jean Milburn, 324 00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:43,643 which is me, your host. 325 00:19:43,723 --> 00:19:44,923 Oh, I've just said that. 326 00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:48,463 So, call in and tell me your problems. 327 00:19:48,464 --> 00:19:50,643 Your sex and relationship problems. 328 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,163 What's the number, Jean? 329 00:19:52,243 --> 00:19:54,483 Call in. This is the number. 330 00:19:55,523 --> 00:19:56,643 Got it. 331 00:19:58,283 --> 00:19:59,283 Uh... 332 00:20:00,403 --> 00:20:05,483 080 81 570 121. 333 00:20:08,523 --> 00:20:09,803 Fuck. 334 00:20:12,243 --> 00:20:13,483 Talk! 335 00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:23,803 In Acts 2:38... 336 00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:28,003 Peter said, "Repent and be baptized, 337 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,363 every one of you, 338 00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:31,299 in the name of Jesus Christ... " 339 00:20:31,323 --> 00:20:33,779 "... for the forgiveness of your sins." 340 00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:37,003 Baptism offers a chance to be born again. 341 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,363 It is a new beginning. 342 00:20:38,443 --> 00:20:40,403 We can wipe the slate clean. 343 00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:43,083 Turn our backs on our old simple ways. 344 00:20:43,163 --> 00:20:45,659 Dedicate our lives to serving Jesus. 345 00:20:45,683 --> 00:20:48,883 All mistakes in the past are forgiven. 346 00:20:48,963 --> 00:20:49,963 - Hey. - Hey. 347 00:20:50,223 --> 00:20:51,259 Hey... 348 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,730 Your mother mentioned 349 00:20:53,731 --> 00:20:56,243 you were havin' some doubts about gettin' baptized? 350 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:59,923 Oh, she did? Excellent. Thanks, Mum. 351 00:21:00,003 --> 00:21:02,123 Sometimes it helps to talk these things through. 352 00:21:04,403 --> 00:21:07,403 - I just don't feel fully accepted here. - In what sense? 353 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:10,443 You're a really important member of our community, Eric. 354 00:21:10,963 --> 00:21:12,163 I have to hide parts of myself 355 00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:14,603 that others might not be comfortable with. 356 00:21:14,683 --> 00:21:15,683 I see. 357 00:21:16,523 --> 00:21:20,403 But your relationship with God is personal. 358 00:21:21,243 --> 00:21:23,803 Other people don't need to know. Do they? 359 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,043 But it's who I am. 360 00:21:25,123 --> 00:21:28,083 Baptism is between you and God. 361 00:21:28,963 --> 00:21:31,363 So don't let anything hold you back. 362 00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:33,163 Okay? 363 00:21:44,243 --> 00:21:45,243 Eric? 364 00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:47,139 Hey! 365 00:21:47,163 --> 00:21:49,883 Oh my God! I'm just on my way to Aisha's. 366 00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:53,123 - You have to try this. It's so good. - What is it? 367 00:21:53,203 --> 00:21:55,243 It's like a hemp strawberry milkshake. 368 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,723 - Mmm! - Get into it! 369 00:21:59,803 --> 00:22:01,603 Oh my God! That is so good! 370 00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:05,163 - How was your family thing? - Uh... 371 00:22:05,243 --> 00:22:10,123 Do you know what? I actually... was at this baptism class at my church. 372 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,563 - Okay. - Yeah. 373 00:22:11,643 --> 00:22:14,843 People can be a bit funny about the whole God thing, so... 374 00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:16,723 I lied. 375 00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,923 - Wanna walk with me for a bit? - Yeah. 376 00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:27,723 I'm Christian, too, by the way. 377 00:22:28,843 --> 00:22:32,083 - You are not? - Yes. 378 00:22:32,163 --> 00:22:34,483 Oh my gosh, Abbi! 379 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:37,843 Yeah, I had to leave my old church when I started my transition, 380 00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,723 but it was tough. 381 00:22:40,523 --> 00:22:41,963 But I still believe in God. 382 00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:45,123 I'm trying to get Roman to come with me to a more accepting church, 383 00:22:45,203 --> 00:22:47,683 but he's so anti-religious. 384 00:22:47,763 --> 00:22:50,403 - Oh. - So I get the whole, um, judgment thing. 385 00:22:50,483 --> 00:22:51,803 - Trust me. - Yes. 386 00:22:53,643 --> 00:22:55,443 Is your church more open or... 387 00:22:55,523 --> 00:22:57,363 Uh, no. 388 00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:00,523 So I'm finding it tough too. 389 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,923 You can talk to me about it if you ever need. 390 00:23:05,603 --> 00:23:07,123 - Yeah. - Yeah. Come here. 391 00:23:08,443 --> 00:23:10,443 Aww. Thank you, Abbi. 392 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,483 Aah. 393 00:23:20,443 --> 00:23:22,203 Here we go. 394 00:23:24,083 --> 00:23:25,083 Ooh. 395 00:23:25,683 --> 00:23:27,003 Looks lovely, Michael. 396 00:23:30,923 --> 00:23:34,163 Adam started his apprenticeship today at the farm. 397 00:23:34,243 --> 00:23:37,885 Um, I actually need to learn how to drive. 398 00:23:37,886 --> 00:23:39,259 I... I didn't realize when I applied. 399 00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:41,563 Oh, okay. We can get you some lessons. 400 00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:44,603 - What are the career prospects... - Thank you. 401 00:23:44,683 --> 00:23:46,603 after this apprenticeship? 402 00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:50,283 Um... I'm learning to teach kids how to ride horses. 403 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:54,683 Oh. So, you want to be a riding instructor? 404 00:23:54,763 --> 00:23:56,883 Or you want to run a farm? 405 00:23:56,963 --> 00:23:58,003 Thank you. 406 00:23:58,643 --> 00:24:00,163 I just like animals. 407 00:24:00,243 --> 00:24:02,941 Well, you can't make a career 408 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:03,979 just because you like something. 409 00:24:04,003 --> 00:24:06,243 You're gonna have to earn money in the real world. 410 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,643 Maybe something like bricklaying 411 00:24:10,763 --> 00:24:12,443 would be a better option. 412 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:18,883 - Would you like some kale? - I'm actually not hungry. 413 00:24:25,323 --> 00:24:28,283 What did I do? He clearly hasn't thought about it. 414 00:24:28,883 --> 00:24:31,443 I don't want it to be another thing he doesn't see through. 415 00:24:36,003 --> 00:24:37,003 Kale? 416 00:24:38,723 --> 00:24:40,043 No, I don't want any kale. 417 00:24:41,403 --> 00:24:43,083 Maybe he doesn't see anything through 418 00:24:43,163 --> 00:24:46,363 because he's so afraid of disappointing you that he doesn't try. 419 00:24:48,303 --> 00:24:49,339 Oh. 420 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,403 Adam, I'm heading off now. 421 00:24:53,483 --> 00:24:54,483 Yeah. 422 00:25:02,243 --> 00:25:03,603 If you'd like, I could, um... 423 00:25:04,923 --> 00:25:07,283 give you a driving lesson at the weekend. 424 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:14,043 I'm, um... sorry. 425 00:25:14,123 --> 00:25:15,923 I was too harsh downstairs. 426 00:25:18,203 --> 00:25:20,723 I just want you to think about your future. That's all. 427 00:25:27,203 --> 00:25:28,803 - Okay. - Hmm? 428 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,763 I'll, um... I'll think about the driving lesson. 429 00:25:55,283 --> 00:25:57,683 Why is the furniture all changed around? 430 00:25:57,763 --> 00:26:01,283 Uh, Joanna did it. She's unpacking. We heard your radio show. 431 00:26:01,883 --> 00:26:03,923 - It was... - Disastrous. 432 00:26:04,003 --> 00:26:08,083 I was distracted, because my sister, 433 00:26:08,163 --> 00:26:10,163 who was looking after my newborn, 434 00:26:10,243 --> 00:26:12,203 wasn't answering the phone. 435 00:26:12,283 --> 00:26:13,283 Hmm. 436 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,683 I can't believe that you asked her here, Otis. 437 00:26:17,003 --> 00:26:20,043 - What were you thinking? - I was thinking you needed some help. 438 00:26:20,123 --> 00:26:23,003 Well, I don't. I'm fine. It's... 439 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,643 No, you're not fine, Mum. 440 00:26:25,723 --> 00:26:28,210 Jakob and Ola are gone, you have a baby, 441 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,379 and I'm in my last year of sixth form. 442 00:26:29,403 --> 00:26:31,723 A lot's changed. You need some support. 443 00:26:31,803 --> 00:26:34,363 - I wish you hadn't asked her. - Well, I did. 444 00:26:34,443 --> 00:26:38,843 And she's here now, so please just let her help you. 445 00:27:18,923 --> 00:27:20,283 - Hey. - How you doin'? 446 00:27:20,803 --> 00:27:23,163 Not great. Mr. Molloy hated my chapter. 447 00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:24,723 Okay, well, I'm sure he's wrong. 448 00:27:24,803 --> 00:27:26,523 Well, he's probably right. 449 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,834 Tyrone liked it, but I need to write something more personal. 450 00:27:29,835 --> 00:27:32,081 - How was your day? - Tyrone seems to be around a lot. 451 00:27:32,082 --> 00:27:34,203 Yeah. He's my friend. 452 00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:36,283 What are you trying to say? 453 00:27:36,963 --> 00:27:40,203 Just that you... you speak about him a lot, and... 454 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:43,043 - He's there a lot. - Did you call to check up on Tyrone? 455 00:27:43,123 --> 00:27:44,563 No, I'm... 456 00:27:46,163 --> 00:27:48,843 - I don't have a good feeling about him. - You don't know him. 457 00:27:48,923 --> 00:27:50,843 I know you keep dropping him into conversation. 458 00:27:50,923 --> 00:27:54,443 - And he's putting photos of you online. - You've been stalking him online? 459 00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:57,003 I casually checked, Maeve. 460 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,123 Otis. He's gay. 461 00:27:59,483 --> 00:28:01,683 He has a boyfriend back home in Illinois. 462 00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:09,099 Okay. 463 00:28:09,123 --> 00:28:12,083 That clears that up, then. I'm glad. 464 00:28:12,843 --> 00:28:15,083 Okay. I feel really bad now. 465 00:28:15,843 --> 00:28:18,763 - Can we pretend I didn't say anything? - No. You've pissed me off. 466 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,403 - I've got to get back to work. Bye. - Maeve... 467 00:28:39,723 --> 00:28:42,523 I was wondering if we could, like, ask each other stuff. 468 00:28:44,163 --> 00:28:46,203 Like dirty talk? 469 00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:48,843 Or more like, um... 470 00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:51,603 Like, can I take your top off? 471 00:28:52,963 --> 00:28:54,643 Yeah? 472 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:59,163 Can I touch you here? 473 00:29:06,323 --> 00:29:08,683 Can I touch your dick? 474 00:29:08,763 --> 00:29:10,563 Yeah. 475 00:29:16,283 --> 00:29:18,003 Can I put my finger up your bum? 476 00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,043 Absolutely. 477 00:29:38,923 --> 00:29:40,123 Hey, do you wanna stay? 478 00:29:41,443 --> 00:29:44,283 We could get to know each other a bit. 479 00:29:47,843 --> 00:29:51,163 I meant it when I said I want this to be casual. 480 00:29:51,187 --> 00:29:54,403 - Yeah. - I'm not doing relationships right now. 481 00:29:59,563 --> 00:30:04,083 It's probably nothing, but I felt something in your ball. 482 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,243 I think you might have a lump. 483 00:30:07,323 --> 00:30:09,283 You might wanna get it checked out. 484 00:30:09,363 --> 00:30:10,363 Huh? 485 00:30:22,843 --> 00:30:24,563 What the fuck? 486 00:30:31,043 --> 00:30:33,123 So, wait, Tyrone is gay? 487 00:30:34,203 --> 00:30:36,963 I... should have known. 488 00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:39,443 And then you accused Maeve of cheatin'? 489 00:30:42,203 --> 00:30:43,203 Shut up. 490 00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:47,963 - It's not funny. - That is so fun... No. 491 00:30:48,043 --> 00:30:50,443 No, you're quite right. It's not funny at all. 492 00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:53,843 Except it's very funny! 493 00:30:59,323 --> 00:31:01,643 Would you like to light a candle for Abbi and Roman? 494 00:31:01,723 --> 00:31:02,963 Oh gosh. 495 00:31:03,043 --> 00:31:04,403 They have to stay together. 496 00:31:04,483 --> 00:31:07,323 They have an appointment with O later today to talk things through. 497 00:31:07,403 --> 00:31:09,763 - O. - We're sending positive thoughts. 498 00:31:19,683 --> 00:31:22,003 - Do you need a spot? - Thanks, yeah. That'd be great. 499 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:24,403 - Of course. - I'm tense today. 500 00:31:26,523 --> 00:31:27,963 What's goin' on for you? 501 00:31:29,243 --> 00:31:30,430 I don't know if you saw my speech. 502 00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:33,243 I'm a... I'm a therapist. Maybe I can help. 503 00:31:33,323 --> 00:31:35,843 Oh yeah. You're Patchy Pubes Guy. 504 00:31:35,923 --> 00:31:36,963 Uh, yeah. 505 00:31:37,043 --> 00:31:41,123 I had a fight with me girlfriend. It's bad. I feel so betrayed. 506 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:42,323 What happened? 507 00:31:44,843 --> 00:31:47,923 It was two nights ago. I asked Abbi if she wanted to have sex. 508 00:31:48,003 --> 00:31:50,803 She said she wasn't in the mood, so we had a kiss good night, 509 00:31:50,883 --> 00:31:53,723 had a cuddle, and I thought we both went to sleep. 510 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:55,739 But then... 511 00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,803 I woke up to this strange sound and... 512 00:32:04,643 --> 00:32:07,923 Abbi, are you... wankin'? 513 00:32:10,523 --> 00:32:13,283 It's interesting to me you use the word "betrayed." 514 00:32:13,363 --> 00:32:16,083 - Can you tell me more? - It feels like she was cheatin'. 515 00:32:18,243 --> 00:32:21,843 Well, engaging in self-pleasure in a committed relationship 516 00:32:21,923 --> 00:32:25,203 can be beneficial to a healthy sex life. 517 00:32:28,483 --> 00:32:30,243 We don't really have sex anymore. 518 00:32:32,683 --> 00:32:35,243 And how long's that been the case? 519 00:32:36,203 --> 00:32:38,323 Since she moved in with me and me family. 520 00:32:38,403 --> 00:32:40,523 I feel like she's not attracted to me anymore. 521 00:32:40,603 --> 00:32:41,683 Has she told you that? 522 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:44,803 Well, no, but Abbi doesn't like to talk about negative things. 523 00:32:44,883 --> 00:32:47,483 So even if she wasn't attracted to me anymore, 524 00:32:47,563 --> 00:32:49,283 I feel like she wouldn't tell me. 525 00:32:49,363 --> 00:32:52,683 She says she has a low sex drive, but then she's secretly wankin'. 526 00:32:53,523 --> 00:32:57,283 Sex drives are a complicated thing, and lots of things can affect it. 527 00:32:57,363 --> 00:33:02,283 There is stress or tiredness, over-familiarity, expectation. 528 00:33:03,923 --> 00:33:05,123 It's been a tough time. 529 00:33:06,963 --> 00:33:11,003 Abbi's family kicked her out, and she pretends she's okay, but... 530 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,963 sometimes I don't think she is. 531 00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:16,043 Hmm. 532 00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:20,003 Sometimes couples need to take the pressure off 533 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,643 and just go back to the basics. 534 00:33:22,603 --> 00:33:26,043 Hugging, kissing, just spending time with each other 535 00:33:26,123 --> 00:33:27,963 without the underlying pressures of sex. 536 00:33:30,123 --> 00:33:31,283 I do love huggin' Abbi. 537 00:33:32,163 --> 00:33:36,443 I mean, it seems to me that you don't really want to break up at all. 538 00:33:38,723 --> 00:33:41,275 Do you think Abbi might be interested 539 00:33:41,276 --> 00:33:43,643 in having a session with you and me? 540 00:33:46,403 --> 00:33:47,403 Thank you. 541 00:34:06,883 --> 00:34:08,579 How can I help? 542 00:34:08,603 --> 00:34:10,843 He always wants to high-five me when I come. 543 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:11,923 Babe, don't! 544 00:34:12,003 --> 00:34:14,403 - I think I have nits. - You should go see the nurse. 545 00:34:14,483 --> 00:34:15,483 They're on my dick. 546 00:34:15,563 --> 00:34:17,043 I like lickin' armpits. 547 00:34:17,643 --> 00:34:18,643 Is that normal? 548 00:34:19,563 --> 00:34:24,083 I pulled out and was devastated to see the condom was missing. 549 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,523 Where could it be? 550 00:34:28,903 --> 00:34:29,939 Ooh. 551 00:34:29,963 --> 00:34:32,083 I queefed during sex one time, 552 00:34:32,163 --> 00:34:34,563 and now my boyfriend calls me Queen Laqueefa. 553 00:34:43,923 --> 00:34:46,003 Nice to see you again. 554 00:34:58,443 --> 00:35:01,443 That is interesting. Have you thought about shadows? 555 00:35:01,523 --> 00:35:02,683 Oh, it doesn't look right. 556 00:35:02,763 --> 00:35:05,403 - What's it meant to look like? - Supposed to be my melon. 557 00:35:05,483 --> 00:35:06,963 - Okay. - Yeah. 558 00:35:07,043 --> 00:35:09,203 I had this friend called Melon when I was a kid. 559 00:35:09,283 --> 00:35:11,564 - Great work. Ooh! - Took him everywhere with me. 560 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,190 But it doesn't look anything like him, 561 00:35:13,191 --> 00:35:15,163 so the picture doesn't mean anything. 562 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:17,659 - Oh, great. - Don't think I understand this art stuff. 563 00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:19,563 Try around the corners, the edges. 564 00:35:19,643 --> 00:35:22,683 Sorry, why did you call your childhood teddy bear Melon? 565 00:35:22,763 --> 00:35:25,603 No, no, he wasn't a teddy bear. He was an actual melon. 566 00:35:25,683 --> 00:35:27,563 Yeah, I loved him so much, 567 00:35:27,643 --> 00:35:30,683 but he went all moldy and shrunk, and he smelled so bad. 568 00:35:30,763 --> 00:35:32,723 It was my first experience of death. 569 00:35:32,803 --> 00:35:34,043 Aimee, that's really weird. 570 00:35:34,123 --> 00:35:35,403 - Is it? - Yeah. 571 00:35:35,483 --> 00:35:37,883 Lovely, but just quite weird. 572 00:35:37,963 --> 00:35:39,523 Nice and light. 573 00:35:39,603 --> 00:35:41,763 - Do you like drawing? - Be bold. 574 00:35:41,843 --> 00:35:44,963 Uh, it hurts my wrist, having to hold a pencil for so long. 575 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,403 Then you don't have to draw. 576 00:35:46,483 --> 00:35:47,775 There's loads of ways to make art. 577 00:35:47,776 --> 00:35:51,203 I can show you this weekend if you like. 578 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,883 - That's interesting. - Yeah. 579 00:35:52,963 --> 00:35:54,363 - Thank you. - Cool. 580 00:35:54,443 --> 00:35:56,123 Her knees are a triumph. 581 00:35:57,603 --> 00:36:00,803 Great job. The color's very vivid. 582 00:36:03,563 --> 00:36:06,523 See that thing on her jacket? It's a microphone. 583 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:08,563 And yet, she still shouts. 584 00:36:08,643 --> 00:36:10,683 Very good instincts. 585 00:36:10,763 --> 00:36:12,203 Hi. I'm Cal, by the way. 586 00:36:13,363 --> 00:36:14,803 Aisha, nice to meet you. 587 00:36:20,403 --> 00:36:22,723 Oh, stop whining. 588 00:36:24,123 --> 00:36:25,723 I don't know what you want. 589 00:36:29,923 --> 00:36:31,003 Afternoon. 590 00:36:34,003 --> 00:36:35,283 Where's the coffee? 591 00:36:35,363 --> 00:36:37,083 Why are you here, Jo? 592 00:36:37,683 --> 00:36:39,243 To help you. I told you. 593 00:36:40,043 --> 00:36:43,083 And, um... I broke up with Patrick, 594 00:36:43,163 --> 00:36:46,123 so I'm... sort of in between places. 595 00:36:46,203 --> 00:36:47,963 - When? - A few months ago. 596 00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:50,465 He was lovely, but it started to feel like 597 00:36:50,466 --> 00:36:51,786 I was having sex with my brother. 598 00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:54,283 He started pissing with the door open all the time. 599 00:36:54,363 --> 00:36:56,440 I got back from Malaysia and haven't had a chance 600 00:36:56,441 --> 00:36:58,163 to find anywhere to live yet. 601 00:36:58,243 --> 00:37:00,603 And you need my help, and I need somewhere to stay, 602 00:37:00,683 --> 00:37:02,083 so it was meant to be. 603 00:37:02,163 --> 00:37:06,283 Well, if you're going to be here, Jo, then properly be here. 604 00:37:06,883 --> 00:37:07,883 Okay. 605 00:37:08,963 --> 00:37:11,203 - I'm here. - Then, here. 606 00:37:12,883 --> 00:37:15,203 - I will make the coffee. - Okay. 607 00:37:24,603 --> 00:37:25,643 Come in. 608 00:37:25,644 --> 00:37:26,659 Otis. 609 00:37:26,683 --> 00:37:27,763 - Hey. - Hey. 610 00:37:28,643 --> 00:37:31,003 - I wanted to talk about something else. - Of course. 611 00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:35,443 Um, so I took your advice, and it was great. 612 00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:38,523 - Cool. - But then the girl who I was telling you about, 613 00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:41,043 she told me about a lump that I've got. 614 00:37:41,123 --> 00:37:42,123 On my ball. 615 00:37:43,283 --> 00:37:47,363 - Which is normal for some guys, right? - Um, some people, it's perfectly normal. 616 00:37:48,123 --> 00:37:51,363 But if it's a new lump, or you're just worried about it, 617 00:37:51,883 --> 00:37:53,483 you should go and see a doctor. 618 00:37:54,163 --> 00:37:55,363 - Okay, thanks. - All good. 619 00:37:55,443 --> 00:37:59,043 Oh, also, that thing I said about Maeve yesterday. 620 00:38:00,243 --> 00:38:02,643 Chattin' shit. I genuinely think she likes you. 621 00:38:02,723 --> 00:38:05,923 I'm just feelin' lonely or something at the moment, so... 622 00:38:06,883 --> 00:38:07,979 You all right? 623 00:38:08,003 --> 00:38:09,403 - Yeah. - Yeah? 624 00:38:12,243 --> 00:38:13,243 Cool, thank you. 625 00:38:16,843 --> 00:38:17,843 Thanks. 626 00:38:21,283 --> 00:38:22,363 Hello. 627 00:38:22,443 --> 00:38:23,803 Can I help you? 628 00:38:23,883 --> 00:38:25,443 - That's cute. - Mmm. 629 00:38:25,523 --> 00:38:28,603 I have been thinking about our clinics, and maybe we should team up. 630 00:38:28,683 --> 00:38:31,323 - Really? - You're obviously not awful at this. 631 00:38:31,403 --> 00:38:33,123 And I could use an assistant. 632 00:38:33,203 --> 00:38:37,283 Okay, well, I don't need to assist anyone. 633 00:38:37,363 --> 00:38:39,405 You know, I'm running my own clinic here. 634 00:38:39,406 --> 00:38:41,123 I don't know if you've noticed? 635 00:38:41,203 --> 00:38:43,523 - But it's doing pretty good. - You said it yourself. 636 00:38:44,123 --> 00:38:46,523 Having two clinics on campus isn't really gonna work, 637 00:38:46,603 --> 00:38:48,003 and I'm not goin' anywhere. 638 00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:51,403 - So I'm just tryin' to find a solution. - Hmm. 639 00:38:51,483 --> 00:38:54,563 I mean, this is a student-led campus. 640 00:38:54,643 --> 00:38:56,123 - Mmm. - Why don't we let them decide? 641 00:38:56,163 --> 00:38:58,203 - What, like an election? - Yeah. 642 00:38:59,803 --> 00:39:02,003 Are you... are you bein' serious? 643 00:39:02,783 --> 00:39:03,859 Very serious. 644 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,979 Okay. 645 00:39:07,003 --> 00:39:08,003 - Okay. - Yeah, okay. 646 00:39:08,004 --> 00:39:10,163 Well, I will run it by Principal Lakhani. 647 00:39:11,603 --> 00:39:13,043 May the best sex therapist win. 648 00:39:13,123 --> 00:39:15,483 That would be me, by the way. 649 00:39:25,043 --> 00:39:26,043 Good work in here. 650 00:39:26,523 --> 00:39:28,963 Saddle up Midnight for me, and you're done for the day. 651 00:39:54,163 --> 00:39:55,523 Are you afraid of horses? 652 00:39:56,643 --> 00:39:57,643 No. 653 00:39:58,043 --> 00:39:59,563 No, no, no. No, of course not. 654 00:39:59,643 --> 00:40:02,683 Their, uh... their faces are a completely normal size. 655 00:40:09,283 --> 00:40:11,803 Okay, there we are. 656 00:40:11,883 --> 00:40:12,883 Okay. 657 00:40:14,123 --> 00:40:16,043 - It's on backwards. - Right, okay. 658 00:40:18,123 --> 00:40:20,003 Maybe I don't know anything about horses. 659 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:22,763 Maybe I'm a little bit scared of them. Please don't fire me. 660 00:40:22,843 --> 00:40:25,363 I'm really good with dogs, and, um, I'm a quick learner. 661 00:40:25,443 --> 00:40:27,683 They're just big dogs, right? 662 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:35,043 - I really want this apprenticeship. - For fuck's sake. 663 00:40:36,763 --> 00:40:38,323 You do drive, though? 664 00:40:40,323 --> 00:40:42,763 - No, you didn't! - I had a good time/ 665 00:40:43,563 --> 00:40:45,843 - Oh my God. - The lion looked line... 666 00:40:45,923 --> 00:40:47,283 You seeing Anabelle tonight? 667 00:40:47,363 --> 00:40:48,403 Nah. 668 00:40:50,163 --> 00:40:52,483 I don't think I wanna do the casual thing. 669 00:40:53,923 --> 00:40:56,243 And I still like Cal, so... 670 00:40:56,843 --> 00:40:57,843 You all right? 671 00:40:59,063 --> 00:41:00,139 How's that? 672 00:41:00,163 --> 00:41:02,043 He asked me to study with him at the weekend. 673 00:41:02,123 --> 00:41:05,843 Oh! So, you said yes? 674 00:41:05,923 --> 00:41:07,283 - No. - What? 675 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:09,683 - I can't get distracted. - Viv! 676 00:41:09,763 --> 00:41:12,083 - You like him, yeah? - Yeah. 677 00:41:12,163 --> 00:41:14,763 And he clearly likes you back, which doesn't happen often. 678 00:41:15,883 --> 00:41:16,883 Just go talk to him. 679 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:20,043 Now. 680 00:41:27,683 --> 00:41:28,843 Hey, Viv. 681 00:41:39,123 --> 00:41:41,883 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You. 682 00:41:42,403 --> 00:41:45,763 Um, I thought I told you that I didn't want you messin' around 683 00:41:45,843 --> 00:41:47,363 in Abbi and Roman's relationship. 684 00:41:47,443 --> 00:41:50,043 I found a way to help them without getting you involved. 685 00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:51,323 I thought that'd be okay. 686 00:41:51,403 --> 00:41:54,003 Yeah. Yeah, no, it is, I guess. 687 00:41:58,003 --> 00:42:00,523 Oooooooh! 688 00:42:01,243 --> 00:42:03,523 Tings are gettin' a little bit serious! 689 00:42:03,603 --> 00:42:05,763 - Hmm! - Hey, Eric. Comin' to that vegan place? 690 00:42:05,843 --> 00:42:08,083 Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. Two seconds. 691 00:42:08,163 --> 00:42:10,803 - See you later. - Bye. 692 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:15,083 Ah, thanks again, Otis. I'll maybe see you at the gym? 693 00:42:15,163 --> 00:42:16,203 Uh... 694 00:42:16,803 --> 00:42:21,163 No, I've... Gym's not for me. I think. Bye. 695 00:42:21,963 --> 00:42:23,243 - You'll love the falafel. - Bye! 696 00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:28,723 - Yes! Oh my God. - Oh my gosh! I can't wait! 697 00:42:28,803 --> 00:42:30,923 - Yeah, I... - No! Really? 698 00:42:31,003 --> 00:42:33,283 How on Earth did he become friends with them? 699 00:42:33,923 --> 00:42:36,243 - I don't know. - So you took my advice. 700 00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:39,203 Okay, an opportunity presented itself. 701 00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:42,483 Stop talking. Did you put in a good word for me? 702 00:42:43,883 --> 00:42:45,403 Okay, it's fine. Don't worry. 703 00:42:45,483 --> 00:42:48,243 I don't need your help anyway, but you definitely need mine. 704 00:42:48,323 --> 00:42:51,403 - You have no idea what you're in for. - What are you talkin' about? 705 00:42:51,483 --> 00:42:53,752 Well, I know how things like this work. 706 00:42:53,753 --> 00:42:56,123 And I could be your campaign manager, hmm? 707 00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:01,243 Well, I'm with Maeve now, 708 00:43:01,323 --> 00:43:03,683 so I don't know if that's really a good idea. 709 00:43:03,763 --> 00:43:06,523 Oh, I am not trying to get back with you, Otis. 710 00:43:07,283 --> 00:43:09,203 You're very arrogant sometimes. 711 00:43:17,403 --> 00:43:19,843 - I know it's probably too on the nose. - Maeve. 712 00:43:19,923 --> 00:43:21,243 It's fuckin' brilliant. 713 00:43:22,483 --> 00:43:25,203 And it pains me to say it because I want that internship. 714 00:43:26,363 --> 00:43:28,619 Seriously, I feel like I've been to where you grew up now. 715 00:43:28,643 --> 00:43:31,763 Like I know all these eccentric characters in this place, 716 00:43:31,843 --> 00:43:33,563 but it's not sentimental at all. 717 00:43:33,643 --> 00:43:35,690 Like, there's no anger in it about your mom 718 00:43:35,691 --> 00:43:37,203 or your dad not being there. 719 00:43:37,283 --> 00:43:39,843 - How did you write this in a day? - It's what I know. 720 00:43:39,923 --> 00:43:41,403 You should give it to Molloy. 721 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:43,363 He's gonna be all over it. 722 00:43:52,283 --> 00:43:53,283 Come in. 723 00:43:55,323 --> 00:43:56,323 Oh, sorry. 724 00:43:56,363 --> 00:43:57,483 No, it's okay. Come in. 725 00:43:57,563 --> 00:43:59,403 Come in. Come in! 726 00:44:02,483 --> 00:44:04,843 - Is everything all right? - Yeah. Yeah. 727 00:44:04,923 --> 00:44:07,723 I, uh... just got a rejection from the New Yorker. 728 00:44:07,803 --> 00:44:09,250 You'd think at this point, I wouldn't care 729 00:44:09,251 --> 00:44:11,363 what people think, but, uh... 730 00:44:12,163 --> 00:44:13,363 Fuck those assholes. 731 00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:15,683 Yeah. I mean, I'm sure it's their loss. 732 00:44:15,763 --> 00:44:19,123 Yeah, apparently, everyone's writing about gay shit now, so... 733 00:44:20,563 --> 00:44:23,123 Okay. I... I can come back later. 734 00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:24,643 Maybe I could read it to you. 735 00:44:27,723 --> 00:44:31,363 "... not far from that bright burning furnace." 736 00:44:32,603 --> 00:44:33,603 "Slow." 737 00:44:34,243 --> 00:44:35,723 "Slow, slow." 738 00:44:37,323 --> 00:44:40,003 "New shoots begin to root." 739 00:44:44,323 --> 00:44:45,363 It's great. 740 00:44:45,443 --> 00:44:47,283 It's... brilliant. 741 00:44:47,363 --> 00:44:50,123 Yeah, I... I don't need you sucking up. 742 00:44:50,203 --> 00:44:53,723 It's what I liked about you when you told me you'd read Night Tales. 743 00:44:53,803 --> 00:44:56,683 Nobody ever wants to talk about my other work. 744 00:44:56,763 --> 00:45:00,163 They just want me to keep rehashing Rainbow Maze. 745 00:45:01,203 --> 00:45:05,203 And a writer has to be allowed to evolve, Maeve. 746 00:45:05,283 --> 00:45:07,803 So please, tell me what you think. 747 00:45:10,363 --> 00:45:12,003 The beginning really drew me in. 748 00:45:12,004 --> 00:45:13,019 - Mmm. - Um... 749 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,683 But the middle part lost me emotionally. 750 00:45:15,763 --> 00:45:17,923 You could make a few cuts. 751 00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:24,563 What I love about Night Tales, for example, is that you... you... 752 00:45:25,483 --> 00:45:27,163 you just said it like it is. 753 00:45:28,083 --> 00:45:30,643 You didn't give a shit about making the perfect sentence. 754 00:45:31,323 --> 00:45:34,643 You... you weren't so self-conscious when you were starting out. 755 00:45:35,963 --> 00:45:36,963 It was all heart. 756 00:45:40,043 --> 00:45:41,483 - All heart. - Mmm. 757 00:45:45,363 --> 00:45:48,203 It's an interesting observation. Do you want me to read that? 758 00:45:48,283 --> 00:45:50,803 Oh yeah. Um... Sorry. 759 00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:54,843 This is, um... It's an idea I had for a new book. 760 00:45:55,803 --> 00:45:57,643 There's... more of me in it, I think. 761 00:45:57,723 --> 00:45:58,723 What is Southchester? 762 00:45:58,803 --> 00:46:00,803 The name of the caravan park I grew up in. 763 00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:04,203 Great. I'll take a look. 764 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,163 Yeah. Okay. Great, thanks. 765 00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:17,139 I'm sorry. 766 00:46:17,163 --> 00:46:19,530 I got carried away. And in my head, you were... 767 00:46:19,531 --> 00:46:21,683 having an affair or something. 768 00:46:21,763 --> 00:46:23,763 - It was stupid. - It's okay. 769 00:46:23,843 --> 00:46:27,123 Distance is hard. Just talk to me next time, okay? 770 00:46:27,203 --> 00:46:28,843 I have something to tell you. 771 00:46:29,443 --> 00:46:31,003 You know my teacher, Mr. Molloy? 772 00:46:31,523 --> 00:46:34,203 He's looking for an intern. I think I've got a chance of getting it. 773 00:46:35,723 --> 00:46:37,083 And staying in America? 774 00:46:37,163 --> 00:46:39,043 Yeah, I guess so, if I got the position. 775 00:46:39,843 --> 00:46:42,563 Right, right. Well, that's a big deal. 776 00:46:42,643 --> 00:46:45,203 - Why are you being weird? - You said you were coming back. 777 00:46:45,283 --> 00:46:46,883 Well, I might have changed my mind. 778 00:46:48,043 --> 00:46:49,043 Okay, I've gotta go. 779 00:46:49,123 --> 00:46:51,963 What? For someone who's supposed to be emotionally intelligent, 780 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,283 you can be such an immature arsehole sometimes. 781 00:46:54,363 --> 00:46:56,243 Yeah. Yeah. I'm the arsehole here. 782 00:46:56,323 --> 00:46:59,123 If we can't call without fighting or one of us hanging up, 783 00:46:59,203 --> 00:47:00,363 we should take some space. 784 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:02,363 Yeah. You know what? Good idea. 785 00:47:02,443 --> 00:47:04,443 Seriously? Fine. 786 00:47:11,283 --> 00:47:13,923 All right, Cavendish. What's up? 787 00:47:14,443 --> 00:47:15,443 It's O here. 788 00:48:12,403 --> 00:48:13,643 Hello, Otis. 789 00:48:13,723 --> 00:48:15,803 Does your offer to help me still stand? 790 00:49:17,324 --> 00:49:22,324 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -