1 00:00:08,283 --> 00:00:09,579 Hey! 2 00:00:09,603 --> 00:00:11,083 I haven't seen you in ages! 3 00:00:11,163 --> 00:00:12,683 Oh my God! 4 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:14,043 Do I have to go? 5 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:16,123 Camp's only for a couple of nights. 6 00:00:16,203 --> 00:00:18,643 And you're with all your schoolmates. It'll be fun. 7 00:00:18,723 --> 00:00:20,963 You sure you don't want to bring the special pants? 8 00:00:21,043 --> 00:00:24,363 Sh. No. It hasn't happened for ages, okay. 9 00:00:24,963 --> 00:00:25,963 I'm going now. 10 00:00:26,763 --> 00:00:29,219 - Have fun, Rubes! - Love you. 11 00:00:29,243 --> 00:00:31,123 - What is she wearing? - "Love you!" 12 00:00:31,147 --> 00:00:34,283 - She stinks. - Been to the charity shop again, Ruby? 13 00:00:34,363 --> 00:00:36,003 Ew! 14 00:00:38,123 --> 00:00:42,123 Ruby, this is Sarah. She's new. I want you to look after her, please. 15 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:44,083 Hi. 16 00:00:44,883 --> 00:00:46,643 - Hi. - Come on. 17 00:00:48,963 --> 00:00:51,963 - Which bunk do you want? - This one looks good. 18 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,363 Ew. Can anyone smell something bad? 19 00:00:55,443 --> 00:00:57,283 - It's just Ruby Matthews. - Yeah. 20 00:00:57,363 --> 00:00:59,163 Poor people always stink. 21 00:01:02,123 --> 00:01:03,323 Who was that? 22 00:01:03,843 --> 00:01:07,043 That's Darla. She doesn't let anyone into her group. 23 00:01:07,123 --> 00:01:09,043 She seems unpleasant. 24 00:01:09,563 --> 00:01:12,363 Hey. Do you wanna have a burpin' competition? 25 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:39,363 Oh no. 26 00:01:40,483 --> 00:01:41,523 Oh God. 27 00:01:44,323 --> 00:01:45,923 Did you wet the bed? 28 00:01:47,363 --> 00:01:49,203 No. I spilled some water. 29 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:55,403 I've got some spare pajamas. 30 00:01:56,803 --> 00:01:58,283 Please don't tell anyone. 31 00:01:58,363 --> 00:01:59,363 I won't. 32 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:25,563 Maybe. 33 00:02:39,203 --> 00:02:41,043 Did you clean, Mum? 34 00:02:41,123 --> 00:02:44,123 - No, I think Joanna did. - Oh. 35 00:02:44,203 --> 00:02:45,563 Um... 36 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:49,203 Have you seen my bright green dress, darling? 37 00:02:49,283 --> 00:02:53,083 No. Um... I've gotta go. 38 00:02:53,163 --> 00:02:56,763 - I'm not gonna be back till late tonight. - All right. Well, have fun. 39 00:02:58,043 --> 00:02:59,923 - Thanks. - Ah! 40 00:03:05,443 --> 00:03:07,803 - See ya. - Where are you off to looking all fancy? 41 00:03:09,203 --> 00:03:11,523 I'm going to a queer night later with a friend. 42 00:03:11,603 --> 00:03:12,683 - I'm his wingman. - Hmm! 43 00:03:12,763 --> 00:03:14,443 What do you think? 44 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:15,763 Come here. 45 00:03:18,363 --> 00:03:19,363 Oh... 46 00:03:20,723 --> 00:03:21,939 - I don't... - A bit of eyeliner. 47 00:03:21,963 --> 00:03:24,803 - Okay. Uh... - Lovely. And now the other side. 48 00:03:24,883 --> 00:03:27,243 - Ah! Oh! Yeah, that's in my eye. - There we are. 49 00:03:28,163 --> 00:03:30,443 - Now you're perfect. - Really? 50 00:03:30,523 --> 00:03:32,283 Great. Thank you. 51 00:03:32,363 --> 00:03:34,243 - You're welcome. - See you later. 52 00:03:36,603 --> 00:03:37,723 Oh, 53 00:03:38,603 --> 00:03:40,803 - Can I have my dress, please? - What dress? 54 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:44,523 - The one you're wearing. - It was on the drying rack. 55 00:03:45,763 --> 00:03:49,923 There was a scarf on the drying rack too. White with flowers. 56 00:03:52,243 --> 00:03:55,083 Are you gonna thank me for, uh... the cleaning? 57 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:59,163 Thank you for cleaning. And for stealing my clothes. 58 00:03:59,243 --> 00:04:04,043 Oh, I've got this baby group thing. Do you want to come with me? 59 00:04:04,123 --> 00:04:08,003 Um... No. I'm good. I think I'm just gonna hang out here. 60 00:04:09,363 --> 00:04:11,963 What's that creepy tree house all about? 61 00:04:12,603 --> 00:04:15,283 My ex built it. Never really liked it. 62 00:04:15,363 --> 00:04:18,363 The ex that's not Joy's father? 63 00:04:19,403 --> 00:04:21,363 You can do your own washing later if you want. 64 00:04:27,403 --> 00:04:28,923 - Hey. - Are you on your way? 65 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:31,083 - I need help. - With what? 66 00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,883 Decidin' what to wear. 67 00:04:32,963 --> 00:04:34,443 I've got too many options. 68 00:04:34,523 --> 00:04:36,763 I've confused myself, and I'm in fashion hell. 69 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,963 But, dude, it's... it's only two o'clock. What's the big rush? 70 00:04:40,043 --> 00:04:44,763 Otis, this is my first proper gay night out. 71 00:04:44,843 --> 00:04:47,763 It is a big deal, and I must prepare! 72 00:04:47,843 --> 00:04:49,643 I know it's a big deal. 73 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,723 I just have to go to Ruby's first. 74 00:04:52,483 --> 00:04:53,963 Does Maeve know you're hangin' out? 75 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:56,883 We're not hangin' out. She's helping with my campaign. 76 00:04:57,523 --> 00:04:58,963 And, no, Maeve doesn't know. 77 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:01,923 - I told you we had a fight. - Is she still not talkin' to you? 78 00:05:02,003 --> 00:05:03,243 Uh... We... 79 00:05:03,323 --> 00:05:06,483 I don't know if she's not talking to me, but I'm not talking to her. 80 00:05:06,563 --> 00:05:09,763 - We're not even officially together, so... - What time are you gonna get here? 81 00:05:10,603 --> 00:05:11,883 I don't know, like... 82 00:05:12,403 --> 00:05:13,603 - Seven-ish. - Seven? 83 00:05:14,243 --> 00:05:17,643 Otis, I can't glam myself alone for five hours. 84 00:05:17,723 --> 00:05:20,403 Well, I'll be there as soon as I can. 85 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:21,643 You... 86 00:05:22,503 --> 00:05:23,579 No! 87 00:05:23,603 --> 00:05:24,603 No... 88 00:05:24,643 --> 00:05:26,643 Go, go that way! 89 00:05:26,763 --> 00:05:30,403 - Molloy hasn't read your chapter? - No, I haven't heard anything. 90 00:05:30,483 --> 00:05:32,243 I'd ask him what he thinks. 91 00:05:32,323 --> 00:05:34,363 No. I don't wanna seem desperate. 92 00:05:34,963 --> 00:05:37,003 You've gotta stop being so meek and British. 93 00:05:37,083 --> 00:05:40,083 You're in America now. You can ask for what you want. 94 00:05:40,163 --> 00:05:42,003 Mm-hmm. Really? 95 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:43,803 Guys, I got the internship. 96 00:05:44,683 --> 00:05:46,563 Molloy just called me to his office. 97 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:48,603 I'm going with him to this book launch next week, 98 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:50,963 where he's gonna introduce me to his publisher. 99 00:05:51,043 --> 00:05:53,003 - Can you believe it? - Wow. 100 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,163 Congratulations. 101 00:05:54,243 --> 00:05:55,923 Yeah. Congrats, that's amazing. 102 00:05:56,003 --> 00:05:59,043 I gotta go call my mom. She's gonna lose her shit! 103 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,643 Are you okay? 104 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,603 Yeah. How about you? 105 00:06:14,643 --> 00:06:18,163 It's stupid. I convinced myself I might actually get it. 106 00:06:18,243 --> 00:06:19,803 I kinda knew she was gonna get it. 107 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:21,524 Her brother went to Wallace, and, um... 108 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:24,403 her dad donated a building or somethin'. 109 00:06:25,683 --> 00:06:28,163 Her chapter was about how hard it is to go to boarding school. 110 00:06:28,243 --> 00:06:30,083 Yeah. 111 00:06:30,163 --> 00:06:33,563 I mean, I... I love Ellen, but she's never gonna get 112 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,123 why an opportunity like this is such a big deal for us. 113 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:39,403 Don't worry about it. 114 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,483 You're an amazing writer, and there will be other things. 115 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:54,283 Hello. 116 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:11,123 - Hiya. I brought cakes. - Hi. 117 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:15,923 - What's on them? - Oh, my squirrels. I miss them so much. 118 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:19,483 It's Sadie, Simon, Selina, and Bruce, 'cause he looks like my stepdad. 119 00:07:20,003 --> 00:07:21,923 Right. Who are you? 120 00:07:22,003 --> 00:07:23,523 Oh, I'm Aimee. Is Isaac in? 121 00:07:23,603 --> 00:07:25,003 I said it's for me. 122 00:07:27,803 --> 00:07:28,803 - Aimee. - Hi. 123 00:07:28,843 --> 00:07:30,003 This is my brother, Joe. 124 00:07:30,603 --> 00:07:32,003 - Who is leaving. - Am I? 125 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:35,163 Yes. I said I needed the caravan today, remember? 126 00:07:35,243 --> 00:07:38,123 - Without you playing video games in it. - Fine. 127 00:07:38,203 --> 00:07:39,603 I'm goin' out. 128 00:07:39,683 --> 00:07:41,483 Cool. Which one's Sadie? 129 00:07:43,883 --> 00:07:44,883 Bye, Isaac. 130 00:07:45,403 --> 00:07:46,483 Goodbye. 131 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,083 Rubes! 132 00:07:51,163 --> 00:07:54,923 The person who I'm not allowed to mention by name is here. 133 00:07:58,883 --> 00:07:59,963 How have you been? 134 00:08:00,603 --> 00:08:04,363 If you make my daughter cry again, it will not be good for you. 135 00:08:06,363 --> 00:08:09,163 - Why do you look like a French pirate? - I'm going to a... 136 00:08:09,243 --> 00:08:11,443 No, I don't have all day. I'm meeting Anwar and Olivia. 137 00:08:11,523 --> 00:08:13,880 You'll just have to lose the eyeliner 138 00:08:13,881 --> 00:08:15,441 and borrow some of Dad's clothes, okay? 139 00:08:15,483 --> 00:08:16,963 He's helping us with the video. 140 00:08:18,003 --> 00:08:19,099 What video? 141 00:08:27,803 --> 00:08:28,803 Ah, yes! 142 00:08:29,283 --> 00:08:30,979 - Hey, Savior. - Hi! 143 00:08:31,003 --> 00:08:32,003 Hi! 144 00:08:32,004 --> 00:08:35,043 What are you doing? We're at Roman's. Do you wanna come over? 145 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:37,883 I'm gettin' ready to go to a queer night later. 146 00:08:37,963 --> 00:08:38,963 Emerald City? 147 00:08:39,003 --> 00:08:40,403 - Yeah. - We were thinkin' of goin'. 148 00:08:41,003 --> 00:08:43,003 - Let's all go together. - Oh my God! 149 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:44,083 - Please! - Come. 150 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,403 - Uh, yeah. - Please! 151 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,003 - Please! - Yeah, let's do it. 152 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,563 Do you wanna get ready together? 153 00:08:48,643 --> 00:08:53,003 Well, I'm... I'm waitin' for Otis to, uh... finish a thing. 154 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,323 - Fine. Tell him he can swing by later. - Yeah. 155 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:56,843 Come. It'd be fun. 156 00:08:56,923 --> 00:08:59,683 - You know you want to. - We'll have a ball. 157 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:00,722 Yes. 158 00:09:00,723 --> 00:09:02,083 Yes! 159 00:09:03,683 --> 00:09:04,683 Hmm... 160 00:09:07,123 --> 00:09:09,763 Don't you think I should wear something a bit more hip? 161 00:09:10,363 --> 00:09:14,083 No. This outfit is great. You could be anyone. 162 00:09:14,163 --> 00:09:18,043 Which means people can project what they want onto you. 163 00:09:18,123 --> 00:09:19,363 Mmm. 164 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,323 Oh, whoa. I don't need that, do I? 165 00:09:32,483 --> 00:09:34,003 He does need it. 166 00:09:35,763 --> 00:09:37,843 - Your skin looks like an onion, Otis. - Um... 167 00:09:37,923 --> 00:09:39,523 - Uh... - Thank you. 168 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:42,843 Smile. 169 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,243 Ugh... 170 00:09:47,323 --> 00:09:49,283 - Okay! - Here? 171 00:09:49,363 --> 00:09:50,603 Yes. 172 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:54,339 Okay. 173 00:09:54,363 --> 00:09:56,083 And we're rolling. 174 00:10:00,883 --> 00:10:01,883 Should I start? 175 00:10:02,563 --> 00:10:05,123 - Yes. - Sorry, I thought you'd say "action." 176 00:10:06,283 --> 00:10:08,163 Oh my God. Dad, please say "action." 177 00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:10,923 And... action. 178 00:10:15,723 --> 00:10:16,723 Cut! 179 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,083 What the hell are you doing? 180 00:10:19,163 --> 00:10:20,723 I'm responding to O's video. 181 00:10:20,803 --> 00:10:24,123 O is dynamic, interesting, and mysterious. 182 00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:25,363 She can rap. 183 00:10:25,443 --> 00:10:27,603 You are none of those things. 184 00:10:27,683 --> 00:10:31,203 So, you need a clean message, 185 00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:34,003 which is why I've made you a script. 186 00:10:35,123 --> 00:10:37,883 Just relax and be normal. 187 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:43,923 And... action. 188 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:45,443 Hello there. 189 00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:47,630 I'm the original sex therapist, 190 00:10:47,631 --> 00:10:50,203 formerly practicing at Moordale Secondary. 191 00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:52,443 I'm compassionate and honest. 192 00:10:52,523 --> 00:10:54,403 I will meet you where you're at. - This is bad. 193 00:10:54,483 --> 00:10:56,739 - Before starting my clinic... - Why does he look so startled? 194 00:10:56,763 --> 00:10:59,483 - I don't know. - ... the students were lost and uned... 195 00:11:00,683 --> 00:11:03,683 This isn't working. This is ridiculous. 196 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,323 O is better at this than I am. 197 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,003 She's better at being cool. She's probably a better therapist. 198 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,323 - Otis. Otis! - I'm hot. 199 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,883 Otis. 200 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:12,403 Listen to me. 201 00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:16,643 You know you are good at talking to people. 202 00:11:16,723 --> 00:11:18,043 You make them feel heard. 203 00:11:18,723 --> 00:11:21,603 Now, forget the camera. Forget the script. 204 00:11:21,683 --> 00:11:23,243 Pretend I'm a client, 205 00:11:23,323 --> 00:11:26,483 and you're telling me why I should listen to you. 206 00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:28,483 Okay? 207 00:11:42,403 --> 00:11:45,883 Hi, I'm Otis Milburn, and I'm running for student counselor. 208 00:11:47,683 --> 00:11:49,483 And I am also a bit of a mess. 209 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,803 I am incredibly awkward, and I struggle with public speaking. 210 00:11:54,723 --> 00:11:56,243 I suffer from anxiety. 211 00:11:57,443 --> 00:12:00,683 And I often don't like the way my body looks. 212 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,843 I didn't kiss anyone until I was 16, 213 00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:07,523 and I've had problems wanking and fingering. 214 00:12:08,123 --> 00:12:09,933 I've had my heart broken by people I like, 215 00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:12,203 and I've hurt people who like me. 216 00:12:13,763 --> 00:12:15,963 And I feel misunderstood a lot of the time. 217 00:12:17,123 --> 00:12:18,443 So... 218 00:12:19,603 --> 00:12:22,643 I am a mess, but I think all teenagers are, 219 00:12:22,723 --> 00:12:26,363 and I think that's why it's so important that we can talk. 220 00:12:31,963 --> 00:12:32,963 Yeah? 221 00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:51,083 Welcome to Tickle Tots. 222 00:12:51,723 --> 00:12:53,723 Let's start by going around the room, 223 00:12:53,803 --> 00:12:56,803 saying you and your baby's names, their age, 224 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:59,523 and an interesting fact about yourself. 225 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,403 Hello. 226 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:10,683 My name's Jean, and this is Joy. 227 00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:13,003 She's eight weeks old. 228 00:13:13,603 --> 00:13:14,603 And, um... 229 00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:17,923 Interesting fact, well... 230 00:13:18,003 --> 00:13:19,043 Aah... 231 00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:23,043 I almost died when giving birth. 232 00:13:23,643 --> 00:13:25,363 It happened very suddenly, 233 00:13:25,443 --> 00:13:27,643 and I thought for a very split second 234 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:31,883 that maybe I wouldn't get to meet my baby or see my son again. 235 00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:34,803 And, um... well, it was terrifying. 236 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:37,843 But, um... but we're fine now. 237 00:13:37,923 --> 00:13:42,283 And, uh... Well, except Joy cries quite a lot. 238 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:47,443 And I'm a little bit worried that it might be because of my stress 239 00:13:47,523 --> 00:13:48,603 because of the birth, 240 00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:51,083 and, well, my sister's staying with us, 241 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,843 and I've gone back to work. 242 00:13:52,923 --> 00:13:54,123 Um... 243 00:13:54,203 --> 00:13:56,963 And also, my partner left because he is... 244 00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,603 he's not the father. 245 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,723 Sorry, um... it's not very interesting. 246 00:14:06,243 --> 00:14:07,643 Worries, I guess. 247 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:10,843 Welcome, Jean. 248 00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:12,363 - Mmm. - Hi, Jean. 249 00:14:12,443 --> 00:14:13,443 Hi, welcome. 250 00:14:16,883 --> 00:14:20,563 Ahem. I'm Geri. This is Marlow. 251 00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:22,003 She's ten weeks old, 252 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:26,003 and I like to dip the entire digestive in the mug 253 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:29,323 and suck the tea through it like a biscuity straw. 254 00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:31,403 I'm the same! 255 00:14:39,123 --> 00:14:40,283 Checks first. 256 00:14:43,203 --> 00:14:44,203 Okay. 257 00:14:44,763 --> 00:14:47,883 Now gently lift your left foot off the clutch. 258 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,683 Left foot. That's your right foot. 259 00:14:56,843 --> 00:14:58,603 Yeah. Mm-hm. 260 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,083 Good. Now, stop. 261 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,523 - Stop! - You didn't teach me how to stop! 262 00:15:14,003 --> 00:15:16,643 - Oh, Jesus Christ, Adam! - You didn't tell me how to stop. 263 00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:18,203 This was a mistake. 264 00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:21,083 I am capable of patience. I am trying to be a better me. 265 00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:25,163 Adam, you're right. I didn't teach you how to stop. 266 00:15:25,243 --> 00:15:27,403 It's my fault. I am sorry I yelled. 267 00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:32,043 Why do you keep saying sorry? It's freaking me out. 268 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,683 I'm doing an online course. It's called Being a Better Man. 269 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:38,043 It's helping, I think. 270 00:15:38,883 --> 00:15:39,883 Please. 271 00:15:40,643 --> 00:15:41,763 Shall we try again? 272 00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:55,963 Welcome to me humble abode! 273 00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:58,163 Hi! You look amazing! 274 00:15:58,243 --> 00:16:00,603 - Oh, thank you. So do you. - Thank you. 275 00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:02,083 Make yourself at home. 276 00:16:02,163 --> 00:16:04,563 I forgot to say to bring swimmin' shorts. 277 00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:07,883 But you can borrow some of mine if you feel like a dip in the pool. 278 00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:10,563 The pool? 279 00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:16,283 Stop it! Oi, oi! Hands up, Savior! 280 00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:18,403 Don't even dare! Don't even dare! 281 00:16:18,483 --> 00:16:20,323 No one's safe. Look. 282 00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:23,643 - I'll get you those shorts now. - Um... Hold my flippin' glass. 283 00:16:24,723 --> 00:16:26,763 - Are you kiddin'? - No, he's not. 284 00:16:26,843 --> 00:16:28,883 - Yes, she is! - No, he is not! 285 00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:30,723 Whoo! 286 00:16:36,323 --> 00:16:38,123 So, you could do sculpture. 287 00:16:38,883 --> 00:16:41,323 Or there's printmaking as well, here. 288 00:16:42,123 --> 00:16:45,763 But it's about finding what's the right expression for you. 289 00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:46,843 Yeah. 290 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:54,523 I don't think I get art. 291 00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:59,083 What makes you decide how to decorate your cakes? 292 00:17:00,803 --> 00:17:04,323 - Dunno, just what I feel on the day. - Well, that's basically art. 293 00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:09,283 Is that someone's bed? 294 00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,443 Yeah. 295 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:13,523 Yeah, that's Tracey Emin. 296 00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:17,123 It's what her bed looked like after she'd had a depressive episode. 297 00:17:17,723 --> 00:17:21,123 And then she put it in a gallery. How badass is that? 298 00:17:21,763 --> 00:17:24,563 And this over here is Ana Mendieta. 299 00:17:25,163 --> 00:17:26,963 She took loads of photographs of herself. 300 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:30,643 A lot of female artists like to use self-portraiture. 301 00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:34,443 Maybe it's because other people don't see them how they really are. 302 00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:37,163 Yeah. 303 00:17:37,883 --> 00:17:39,123 Do you have a camera? 304 00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:50,763 Um... Do you have any sort of regular income? 305 00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:56,243 Um, I work... mainly in the wellness industry. 306 00:17:56,323 --> 00:18:00,723 I... I do Reiki, and, um, I teach reflexology. 307 00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:03,483 And I sold cold press juicers for a bit. 308 00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:07,643 - Oh, okay. - And these days, I am a nanny. 309 00:18:08,163 --> 00:18:10,643 Oh, I love babies. Babies are the best. 310 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,243 - Oh. - Uh... 311 00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:17,363 Cool. Okay. So, uh... we will need to run a... a credit check. 312 00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:18,563 I... 313 00:18:18,643 --> 00:18:22,003 I don't have a... like, a credit... score. 314 00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:24,923 Yeah, I... I've recently just come back from overseas, so... 315 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,283 - Ah! Whereabouts? - Oh, well, um... yeah, I... 316 00:18:27,363 --> 00:18:30,643 I've spent a lot of time in Thailand and Malaysia. 317 00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:32,025 That's so cool. 318 00:18:32,026 --> 00:18:35,123 Uh, it's kind of my dream to go to New Zealand, if I'm honest. 319 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,123 I wanna see where they shot Lord of the Rings. It's just... 320 00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:39,483 I know it's dumb, but... 321 00:18:39,563 --> 00:18:42,763 "We wants it." 322 00:18:42,843 --> 00:18:44,523 "And we needs it." 323 00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:46,283 "We must have the precious." 324 00:18:46,363 --> 00:18:48,883 It's such a... Ah, it's... 325 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:53,203 Um. Ahem. Uh, anyway, where was I? Sorry. Uh, do... 326 00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:55,443 - What sort of, um... assets do you own? - Uh... 327 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:59,723 None. In terms of material wealth. 328 00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:01,843 Oh. 329 00:19:02,883 --> 00:19:05,923 Okay, listen. I... Unfortunately, I think it's pretty unlikely 330 00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:09,203 we're gonna be able to offer you any kind of loan today, Joanna. 331 00:19:09,283 --> 00:19:12,403 - Can I just get a credit card? - Absolutely not. 332 00:19:12,483 --> 00:19:13,483 - Right. - No. But, um... 333 00:19:13,563 --> 00:19:17,483 What I did wonder was whether or not it would be okay to... 334 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:20,723 ask for your number? 335 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,403 Jo? I thought you were staying at home. 336 00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:35,003 Uh, yeah, the, uh... the bank, uh... they blocked my card. 337 00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:38,003 Fell for one of those bloody text scam things. 338 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,083 Right. 339 00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:40,963 Are you gonna take me home? 340 00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:43,443 Nice belt. 341 00:19:44,403 --> 00:19:46,723 - I found it on your bedroom floor, so... - Mm-hmm. 342 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:58,243 Vivienne, your friend is here. 343 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:01,963 Thanks, Mum. 344 00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:10,363 - Hey. - Hey. 345 00:20:11,163 --> 00:20:13,083 Oh, uh, this is my mate. Dave. 346 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,283 Dave. 347 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:26,163 Do you take any prescription medication? 348 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,883 Cipralex. For anxiety. 349 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:29,963 Are you a smoker? 350 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,603 I had one. Once. 351 00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:34,203 I lost my voice. 352 00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:36,563 Do you have any health issues in your family? 353 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:40,523 Blood pressure problems, heart disease, cancer? 354 00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:42,443 No. My mums are pretty healthy. 355 00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:47,563 I don't know my dad. He was a sperm donor. 356 00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:49,523 Okay, you're all done. 357 00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:53,363 - Was everything all right down there? - Let's do some blood tests. 358 00:20:53,443 --> 00:20:55,643 And I'm going to refer you for an ultrasound. 359 00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,203 Just to be on the safe side. 360 00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:01,403 Hmm. 361 00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:04,803 Why did you ask about my parents? 362 00:21:04,883 --> 00:21:09,163 Well, some illnesses can be hereditary. 363 00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:24,963 You know, I thought I was gay for about a week when I was 15. 364 00:21:26,643 --> 00:21:28,643 I saw this film with Clint Eastwood. 365 00:21:29,803 --> 00:21:32,323 I couldn't stop thinking about him carrying a gun. 366 00:21:33,403 --> 00:21:35,560 Then I realized I just wanted to be Clint Eastwood, 367 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,003 not have sex with him. 368 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,843 Dad, this course you're doing is making you really weird. 369 00:21:48,563 --> 00:21:49,923 I saw your friend... 370 00:21:51,803 --> 00:21:52,883 Eric at school. 371 00:21:54,843 --> 00:21:58,163 He said you weren't friends anymore. 372 00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:02,323 And I thought maybe you'd want to talk about it. 373 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,283 I'm okay. 374 00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:11,923 I mean, it was hard. 375 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:15,163 But it doesn't... 376 00:22:16,763 --> 00:22:18,323 hurt as much as it did. 377 00:22:21,523 --> 00:22:23,443 Also, I'm not gay. 378 00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:26,923 I'm bisexual. 379 00:22:29,523 --> 00:22:32,003 They say Alexander the Great may have been bisexual. 380 00:22:41,043 --> 00:22:42,139 What is it? 381 00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:44,523 It's a teacher from school asking me out for dinner. 382 00:22:45,123 --> 00:22:48,603 - A date? - No. No, just dinner, I think. 383 00:22:50,563 --> 00:22:53,363 She sent you a winky face. She's asking you on a date. 384 00:22:56,163 --> 00:22:57,163 You should go. 385 00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:00,483 Is your mother seeing anyone? 386 00:23:01,403 --> 00:23:02,603 Um... 387 00:23:03,803 --> 00:23:05,723 She's taking self-defense classes, 388 00:23:05,803 --> 00:23:09,763 and I think she might be... dating her instructor. 389 00:23:09,843 --> 00:23:10,883 Is it serious? 390 00:23:12,523 --> 00:23:14,243 I think she's seeing a few people. 391 00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:21,963 This is, uh... really good. 392 00:23:27,203 --> 00:23:29,363 I wanna wear this, but I do want somethin' sparkly. 393 00:23:29,443 --> 00:23:31,883 - Mmm! - Oh, look who it is! Hey! 394 00:23:32,403 --> 00:23:35,043 - No idea what to wear. - You'll find something. 395 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:37,963 What about this? I reckon it's more you than me anyway. 396 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:40,323 - Ooh, look at that. - Ooh! 397 00:23:41,363 --> 00:23:42,803 This could be a vibe. 398 00:23:42,883 --> 00:23:44,803 - Do you want me to help? - Yeah. Thank you. 399 00:23:44,827 --> 00:23:45,830 - Got it? - Yeah. 400 00:23:45,831 --> 00:23:47,683 - Stunning. - Yes! 401 00:23:47,763 --> 00:23:49,843 That was made for you! 402 00:23:49,923 --> 00:23:51,763 - Yes! - I need a pic of this. 403 00:23:51,787 --> 00:23:52,819 - And pose. - Oh! 404 00:23:52,843 --> 00:23:53,843 - Mmm! - And pose. 405 00:23:53,844 --> 00:23:55,019 Oh, you look amazing. 406 00:23:55,043 --> 00:23:56,403 - No, I love it! - Oh! 407 00:23:56,483 --> 00:23:59,123 Your friend has put up a campaign video. 408 00:23:59,203 --> 00:24:01,803 - Oh, okay! - He's so cute. 409 00:24:02,603 --> 00:24:04,163 Oh! 410 00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:06,083 How long have you guys been friends? 411 00:24:06,163 --> 00:24:08,403 We've been best friends since primary school. 412 00:24:09,443 --> 00:24:11,403 You seem really different. 413 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:12,483 Yeah. 414 00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:15,523 Yeah. No, we are. Uh... 415 00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:19,003 He's always been my person, though. But I guess... 416 00:24:20,723 --> 00:24:22,083 I don't know. I guess, um... 417 00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:27,363 Sometimes, I feel like he doesn't entirely get me. 418 00:24:27,443 --> 00:24:30,123 I think that's why I don't have many straight friends. 419 00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:33,123 Me either. So much emotional labor! 420 00:24:33,203 --> 00:24:34,803 Aah! 421 00:24:35,843 --> 00:24:39,643 I also think sometimes straight people can just be a bit basic. 422 00:24:39,723 --> 00:24:42,363 Okay, Roman. Let's not be mean. Otis is Eric's friend. 423 00:24:42,443 --> 00:24:44,083 I was only agreeing with Eric. 424 00:24:44,163 --> 00:24:46,883 Sometimes it's just hard to, you know, bridge the gap. 425 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,203 Okay, it's getting a bit heavy. 426 00:24:49,283 --> 00:24:51,803 Do you know what we need? We need some of this. 427 00:25:05,883 --> 00:25:08,323 - Hey, what are you up to? - Just homework. 428 00:25:09,283 --> 00:25:12,243 - Do you want a snack? - I'm good. Thanks. 429 00:25:12,883 --> 00:25:16,643 I was gonna do a face mask and watch a film later. You fancy it? 430 00:25:17,163 --> 00:25:18,643 No, thanks. I'm good. 431 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:20,603 Okay. 432 00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:38,443 I can't see anything. 433 00:25:38,523 --> 00:25:39,723 The lens cap's still on. 434 00:25:40,723 --> 00:25:41,723 Oh. 435 00:25:43,963 --> 00:25:47,363 If you move that front dial to the left, then it will focus. 436 00:25:48,003 --> 00:25:51,003 The numbers behind that are the aperture. 437 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,043 The lower the number, the more light you let in. 438 00:25:53,123 --> 00:25:55,803 And there's a self-timer you can use as well. 439 00:26:01,403 --> 00:26:02,963 Oh, right. Okay. Um... 440 00:26:08,203 --> 00:26:10,163 - Are these for your portfolio? - Yeah. 441 00:26:10,243 --> 00:26:11,243 Can I? 442 00:26:12,883 --> 00:26:13,883 Yeah, sure. 443 00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:20,803 We moved around a lot when we were younger. 444 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:23,483 - Have you always lived with your brother? - Yeah. 445 00:26:24,803 --> 00:26:27,163 - I wanna move out on my own soon, though. - Oh. 446 00:26:27,243 --> 00:26:30,243 Maybe get a teaching degree and earn a bit of money that way. 447 00:26:31,163 --> 00:26:34,683 But I just don't know how to talk to him about it yet. 448 00:26:39,763 --> 00:26:42,923 I thought you did art just 'cause you liked painting. 449 00:26:43,443 --> 00:26:46,243 - This looks very personal. - Ah... 450 00:26:46,963 --> 00:26:48,163 Yeah, I... I suppose... 451 00:26:49,323 --> 00:26:51,803 I've had a lot of anger growing up in care. 452 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:56,003 And painting helped me feel less, um... 453 00:26:58,123 --> 00:26:59,123 sad. 454 00:26:59,843 --> 00:27:00,843 Yeah. 455 00:27:02,323 --> 00:27:04,683 When I got sad as a kid, 456 00:27:04,763 --> 00:27:07,883 I'd bury all my mum's jewelry in the garden so she couldn't find it. 457 00:27:08,643 --> 00:27:12,003 - It's probably still there, actually. - You're a maverick. 458 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:13,403 What does that mean? 459 00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:16,763 It means that you don't think like other people. 460 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,443 I thought that was being stupid. 461 00:27:18,523 --> 00:27:21,683 No, no, no. It means that you're your own person. 462 00:27:32,523 --> 00:27:34,043 I'm home. 463 00:27:34,123 --> 00:27:35,123 Oh. 464 00:27:35,603 --> 00:27:36,963 Do you have any cakes left? 465 00:27:37,043 --> 00:27:39,803 Yeah, loads. Have 'em all. Um... I've gotta go. 466 00:27:40,403 --> 00:27:41,883 So... right now. 467 00:27:42,563 --> 00:27:44,043 Have a nice evening! 468 00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:47,523 - Don't forget the camera. - Oh, thank you. 469 00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:50,723 - Bye! - Bye. 470 00:27:53,163 --> 00:27:55,083 Bit of a strange fish, that one. 471 00:27:55,963 --> 00:27:59,163 I've had problems wanking and fingering. I've had my heart broken... 472 00:27:59,243 --> 00:28:03,323 If I was 17 and still an idiot, I'd vote for you. 473 00:28:03,403 --> 00:28:06,643 - Ah, thanks. - ... I feel misunderstood a lot of the time. 474 00:28:06,723 --> 00:28:10,323 - Ooh. It's already got 40 views. - So... I am a mess. 475 00:28:10,403 --> 00:28:12,683 - Forty views is shit, Otis. - All teenagers are. 476 00:28:12,763 --> 00:28:16,123 - Yeah, well... - That's why it's so important we can talk. 477 00:28:16,203 --> 00:28:18,683 Thanks for all the help today. You guys were great. 478 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:20,283 It's fine. 479 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,003 Righty-ho. I'm gonna get the nachos ready. 480 00:28:27,963 --> 00:28:30,923 We're watching Third Wives of Miami tonight. 481 00:28:33,603 --> 00:28:36,243 I thought you were seeing Anwar and Olivia tonight? 482 00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:40,083 Oh, our plans changed. Didn't you have somewhere to be tonight? 483 00:28:40,163 --> 00:28:43,043 Yeah, I need to find out where I'm going. 484 00:28:45,643 --> 00:28:47,243 - I love you guys so much. - Cheers. 485 00:28:47,323 --> 00:28:49,643 Oh my goodness. Two seconds. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 486 00:28:49,723 --> 00:28:52,363 - Oh my God. I love this so much. - Hello? 487 00:28:52,443 --> 00:28:54,843 Hey. Uh, I am leaving now. 488 00:28:54,923 --> 00:28:57,203 Shall I come to yours or meet you at Roman's? 489 00:28:58,323 --> 00:28:59,643 Okay. 490 00:29:05,803 --> 00:29:07,083 Yeah, yeah, can do. 491 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,163 - Are you sure you still want me to come? - Yes. 492 00:29:14,283 --> 00:29:16,883 Um... unless you don't want to. 493 00:29:18,163 --> 00:29:20,723 These guys are going to the club now, so I wouldn't... 494 00:29:20,803 --> 00:29:22,603 I wouldn't be on my own. 495 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:30,243 You guys go. Yeah, you have fun. 496 00:29:36,683 --> 00:29:37,683 Fuck. 497 00:29:48,563 --> 00:29:49,843 Did you get uninvited? 498 00:29:50,443 --> 00:29:52,003 No, I decided not to go. 499 00:29:55,483 --> 00:29:56,923 You so got uninvited. 500 00:29:57,603 --> 00:29:59,145 Eric's friends with the popular kids now, 501 00:29:59,146 --> 00:30:01,203 and he doesn't want you tagging along. 502 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:03,883 That's harsh. 503 00:30:05,163 --> 00:30:06,203 Even for you. 504 00:30:08,003 --> 00:30:10,323 Oh my God. No, you're actually upset. Okay. 505 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:15,283 Do you wanna stay for nachos with me and my dad? 506 00:30:15,763 --> 00:30:16,763 Uh... 507 00:30:17,243 --> 00:30:20,563 I don't know, Ruby. I'm with Maeve now. Kind of. It's a bit weird. 508 00:30:20,643 --> 00:30:23,483 - What are you trying to say? - Nothing. 509 00:30:24,003 --> 00:30:26,683 Just that you're suddenly being very nice to me. 510 00:30:26,763 --> 00:30:29,563 - And you're helping me with this campaign. - Don't flatter yourself. 511 00:30:29,643 --> 00:30:32,163 If you must know, I went to primary school with O. 512 00:30:33,603 --> 00:30:36,083 Except she was called Sarah Owen back then. 513 00:30:36,643 --> 00:30:41,083 Never have I ever kissed Henry Gold with tongues. 514 00:30:44,123 --> 00:30:46,043 New girl. Your go. 515 00:30:47,603 --> 00:30:49,243 Can you not speak or something? 516 00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:56,363 Never have I ever 517 00:30:57,763 --> 00:30:59,403 wet the bed on school camp. 518 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,419 Oh my God. No. 519 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:03,203 Ruby, you need to drink. 520 00:31:03,283 --> 00:31:06,163 She put the stinky piss sheets under her mattress. 521 00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:08,723 - Oh my God! - I always knew she was a bed wetter! 522 00:31:08,803 --> 00:31:10,683 - That's why she stinks. - Pisser! 523 00:31:10,763 --> 00:31:12,483 - Please stop! - Bed wetter! 524 00:31:12,563 --> 00:31:13,843 - Bed wetter! - Bed wetter! 525 00:31:13,923 --> 00:31:17,043 Bed wetter! Bed wetter! Bed wetter! Bed wetter! 526 00:31:17,123 --> 00:31:19,803 They put the video online, so everyone found out. 527 00:31:19,883 --> 00:31:21,003 Ruby, that's awful. 528 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,163 - I'm sorry. - Bed wetter! Bed wetter! 529 00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:25,803 You know, there's nothing to be ashamed of. 530 00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:29,443 And being bullied can easily contribute to nocturnal enuresis. 531 00:31:29,523 --> 00:31:31,339 - Ugh, I don't need you to go... - It's a really... 532 00:31:31,363 --> 00:31:33,563 into therapist mode right now, Otis. 533 00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:36,443 I saw a specialist. Got it under control. 534 00:31:36,467 --> 00:31:39,443 - Obviously. - Well, I'm glad you spoke with someone. 535 00:31:42,283 --> 00:31:46,323 I mean, primary school was... hell, anyway. 536 00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:51,083 I was the weird girl with the weird parents whose mum made her clothes, 537 00:31:51,163 --> 00:31:54,643 I didn't think it could get worse. And then this happened. 538 00:31:55,843 --> 00:32:00,483 I ate lunch every day in the toilets by myself till I left. 539 00:32:02,363 --> 00:32:04,443 Because nobody wants to sit with the bed wetter. 540 00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:07,243 Ruby. That's not fair. 541 00:32:07,323 --> 00:32:10,763 No, don't. Please don't look at me like that with the pity eyes. 542 00:32:10,843 --> 00:32:12,203 - I will throw up. - Okay. 543 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,123 Looking at you with normal eyes. 544 00:32:18,683 --> 00:32:20,363 So this is about revenge. 545 00:32:22,563 --> 00:32:25,203 I just think it's rich that she's walking around, 546 00:32:25,283 --> 00:32:28,763 preaching kindness, and pretending she doesn't know who I am. 547 00:32:33,363 --> 00:32:37,123 Rubes, I feel a bit dizzy. Uh... I think I'm gonna have to lie down. 548 00:32:37,203 --> 00:32:39,523 - Okay, Dad. Do you want some help? - No. I'm okay. 549 00:32:39,603 --> 00:32:41,643 Uh, nachos are in the oven. 550 00:32:46,123 --> 00:32:49,763 Look, it's fine if you can't stay. I get it's awkward with Maeve. 551 00:32:54,803 --> 00:32:56,323 No, I want to. 552 00:33:00,123 --> 00:33:03,043 Yeah, I know. It's crazy. 553 00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:06,003 My mom and dad are so happy. 554 00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:09,723 Writing's what I've always wanted to do ever since I was a kid, 555 00:33:09,803 --> 00:33:11,563 and used to put on plays and stuff. 556 00:33:11,643 --> 00:33:13,923 Yeah. 557 00:33:15,283 --> 00:33:16,843 This is huge. 558 00:33:16,923 --> 00:33:20,123 He knows everyone. It will definitely help me get into Wallace. 559 00:33:20,643 --> 00:33:24,923 I had a pretty good chance, but now I probably will, you know? 560 00:33:25,523 --> 00:33:27,923 I'm so lucky. I am so lucky. 561 00:33:28,003 --> 00:33:30,923 We just have the same style in writing... 562 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:45,403 Chain rule. Course. 563 00:33:45,483 --> 00:33:47,659 - I can't do it in my head... - No shame in substitution. 564 00:33:47,683 --> 00:33:50,283 Did you see that proof of the chain rule with cobwebbing? 565 00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:52,203 Yes! Yes, it was so interestin'. 566 00:33:52,803 --> 00:33:53,923 Ye... 567 00:33:57,123 --> 00:34:00,483 Right. Um, I better make tracks. Thanks for the grub, Viv. 568 00:34:01,563 --> 00:34:02,563 Uh... 569 00:34:03,563 --> 00:34:05,163 - See you later, yeah? - Yeah, sure. 570 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,563 - Bye, Dave. - See ya. 571 00:34:14,003 --> 00:34:15,803 And then t-here were two. 572 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:20,083 So I was thinking we could get a head start on trigonometry? 573 00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:23,043 - Particularly cofunctioning identities. - You're so smart. 574 00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:27,523 Sorry, I know that was cringe, but I... thought I'd say it. 575 00:34:28,043 --> 00:34:31,003 You're really beautiful. You love maths, and I love maths. 576 00:34:31,723 --> 00:34:33,643 You're like my dream girl, basically. 577 00:34:34,443 --> 00:34:36,963 Sorry, Um... I know that's a lot, 578 00:34:37,043 --> 00:34:39,435 but I was talking to my dad about you, 579 00:34:39,436 --> 00:34:41,365 and he said I should say how I feel. 580 00:34:41,443 --> 00:34:44,003 - You spoke to your dad about me? - I tell him everything. 581 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,443 We're close, but he's not been well recently, um... 582 00:34:47,803 --> 00:34:51,603 He had a stroke, so he can't speak very well. 583 00:34:56,403 --> 00:34:58,003 Can I... can I kiss you? 584 00:34:59,483 --> 00:35:00,483 Um... 585 00:35:01,123 --> 00:35:02,123 Yeah. 586 00:35:11,523 --> 00:35:14,643 - Oh my God! Oh, it's gorgeous! - Yes, bitch! 587 00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:20,563 This is amazing! I'll catch you up. I'll catch you in a bit. 588 00:35:20,643 --> 00:35:22,803 This actually looks so insane. 589 00:35:22,883 --> 00:35:25,123 You are gonna love it. Hi! 590 00:35:25,203 --> 00:35:27,563 - No! - I'm obsessed. 591 00:35:27,643 --> 00:35:31,683 I am obsessed! 592 00:35:46,843 --> 00:35:47,963 Are you comin' in? 593 00:35:49,443 --> 00:35:53,243 Yeah. I was going to, but I didn't think I would know anyone. 594 00:35:54,683 --> 00:35:55,803 You know me. 595 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,483 And I will look after you. Yeah? 596 00:36:12,483 --> 00:36:14,163 - Do you want some? - Thanks. 597 00:36:15,683 --> 00:36:18,203 Um, I'm not sure. 598 00:36:18,283 --> 00:36:20,683 I'm kind of supposed to go to church tomorrow. 599 00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:22,563 It's totally cool if you don't want to. 600 00:36:22,643 --> 00:36:25,003 - I don't do it. - It's just I've never done it before. 601 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:26,325 Well, I'm not doing any tonight. 602 00:36:26,326 --> 00:36:28,923 I'm here to keep you safe if you want to. 603 00:36:29,003 --> 00:36:30,003 You do you. 604 00:36:30,483 --> 00:36:32,443 Oh... 605 00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:33,699 - I want to! - All right! 606 00:36:33,723 --> 00:36:35,403 I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to! 607 00:36:36,163 --> 00:36:37,803 Oh my gosh. Okay. 608 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:49,243 - When will I feel something? - In about half an hour. It depends. 609 00:36:49,323 --> 00:36:51,243 - Okay. - Come on. Can we go dance now? 610 00:36:51,323 --> 00:36:52,483 Yes! 611 00:36:56,523 --> 00:36:59,563 Magdalena is so much happier now that she's left her husband. 612 00:36:59,643 --> 00:37:01,483 Mmm. I agree. 613 00:37:02,523 --> 00:37:04,083 - She's glowing. - Mmm. 614 00:37:04,163 --> 00:37:07,443 so intense, just putting out fires all day... 615 00:37:07,523 --> 00:37:10,563 Did you know that Dad thought he was gay for a week when he was 15? 616 00:37:11,123 --> 00:37:14,123 No, no! I didn't know that. 617 00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:19,003 But I think I did, too, though. 618 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:21,483 There was this girl I sat behind in maths. 619 00:37:21,563 --> 00:37:23,483 She had a really beautiful neck. 620 00:37:29,283 --> 00:37:31,363 A teacher at school asked Dad on a date. 621 00:37:31,443 --> 00:37:32,923 - Oh! - Oh. 622 00:37:34,283 --> 00:37:35,363 Is he gonna go? 623 00:37:36,563 --> 00:37:38,603 - Dunno. - He came out of your vagina! 624 00:37:38,643 --> 00:37:41,859 - There's no way he likes Margerita more. - He asks for Margerita... 625 00:37:41,883 --> 00:37:43,003 Well, I... 626 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:46,163 - He said, "I want Margerita!" - I'm glad he's moving on. 627 00:37:54,283 --> 00:37:56,923 He's busy training, and I'm really busy with... 628 00:37:57,003 --> 00:38:00,443 So, Magdalena has just filed for divorce, 629 00:38:00,523 --> 00:38:04,243 and she's gotten highlights, which have been very controversial. 630 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,603 But I've had a few people looking through the window. 631 00:38:06,683 --> 00:38:09,043 I think I'm gonna do a launch party. 632 00:38:09,123 --> 00:38:11,883 You know, if... if people found out what O did to you, 633 00:38:11,963 --> 00:38:13,523 I don't think they'd vote for her. 634 00:38:14,163 --> 00:38:15,283 You cannot tell anyone. 635 00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:17,843 - I just thought you wanted to win. - Not like this. 636 00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:20,643 I'm a different person now. 637 00:38:21,243 --> 00:38:23,683 Yeah, you are. What happened? 638 00:38:25,363 --> 00:38:26,603 Nothing happened. 639 00:38:27,203 --> 00:38:30,763 Just learned to protect myself and stop letting my mum dress me. 640 00:38:34,363 --> 00:38:37,243 husband was born again, and already being humiliated. 641 00:38:37,323 --> 00:38:38,443 Hey! 642 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:42,763 Ahem. 643 00:38:44,443 --> 00:38:47,003 So, what's happened with you and Maeve? 644 00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:48,083 Nothing. 645 00:38:49,443 --> 00:38:52,763 She's just over there doing all these new things, 646 00:38:52,843 --> 00:38:54,843 and meeting all these new people, and... 647 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,163 I sometimes feel like I'm getting left behind. 648 00:39:01,443 --> 00:39:03,523 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 649 00:39:03,603 --> 00:39:06,403 I wasn't going to hang out with Anwar and Olivia this evening. 650 00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:09,883 They have made loads of new friends, 651 00:39:10,963 --> 00:39:13,043 and they don't have time to see me. 652 00:39:17,843 --> 00:39:19,083 I'm glad we're hanging out. 653 00:39:19,883 --> 00:39:23,523 Stop talking, Otis. You're ruining the episode. 654 00:39:35,843 --> 00:39:37,763 Come in. 655 00:39:40,563 --> 00:39:42,243 - Hi. - Hi, Maeve. 656 00:39:42,323 --> 00:39:44,723 Can I help you with something? 657 00:39:45,763 --> 00:39:48,500 Yeah, um... I was wondering if you've had a chance 658 00:39:48,501 --> 00:39:49,581 to read my new chapter yet. 659 00:39:50,683 --> 00:39:52,643 Yeah, I have. 660 00:39:53,243 --> 00:39:55,363 Okay, great. Um, what did you think? 661 00:39:57,643 --> 00:40:01,163 I thought it was a little soapy. I could see what you were doing. 662 00:40:01,243 --> 00:40:04,843 It was like a Victorian novel set in a modern-day trailer park, 663 00:40:04,923 --> 00:40:09,323 but it was underdeveloped, and the characters weren't fully realized. 664 00:40:09,843 --> 00:40:10,843 Oh, okay. 665 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,363 I thought I'd taken on your feedback. 666 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:16,123 Trying to write from a more honest place. 667 00:40:26,683 --> 00:40:28,483 What did Ellen do differently? 668 00:40:29,723 --> 00:40:32,083 She... she just told us she got the internship. 669 00:40:34,123 --> 00:40:35,963 I think she showed great potential. 670 00:40:36,603 --> 00:40:39,683 Why? Do you disagree with my choice? 671 00:40:39,763 --> 00:40:42,843 Do you somehow feel like you are more deserving? 672 00:40:42,923 --> 00:40:45,923 No! No. I just... 673 00:40:46,563 --> 00:40:49,683 I'd like to know what I can do to be better and get ahead. 674 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:54,443 Well, after reading that, and your Brontë piece, 675 00:40:55,683 --> 00:40:58,203 I'm not sure you're cut out to be a writer. 676 00:40:59,563 --> 00:41:01,963 We have very high standards here. 677 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:04,723 And like I said in our first class, 678 00:41:05,323 --> 00:41:07,363 writing is a very tough business, 679 00:41:07,443 --> 00:41:11,723 so I wouldn't want you to... get your hopes up. 680 00:41:16,443 --> 00:41:17,443 Okay. 681 00:41:19,603 --> 00:41:20,803 Thanks for reading it. 682 00:41:22,483 --> 00:41:23,483 Okay. 683 00:41:35,923 --> 00:41:37,923 - Maeve? - Yeah? 684 00:41:38,003 --> 00:41:39,403 They wanna see you at the front office. 685 00:41:39,404 --> 00:41:41,360 Someone from the UK is on the phone. 686 00:41:41,363 --> 00:41:44,243 - I think they said it's your brother. - Okay. Thanks. 687 00:41:53,923 --> 00:41:55,483 - You look amazing. - Thanks! 688 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:01,363 You go, you go! You go! Yes, bitch! 689 00:42:06,163 --> 00:42:08,483 - Are yer havin' a good time? - Yes! 690 00:42:08,563 --> 00:42:12,523 Oh my God! Roman, I love you. 691 00:42:12,603 --> 00:42:13,643 I love you too! 692 00:42:13,723 --> 00:42:15,283 - So much! - Aww! 693 00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:21,723 Why is that man starin' at us? 694 00:42:21,803 --> 00:42:22,883 Are we naked? 695 00:42:27,203 --> 00:42:30,363 I know him! He goes to my church! 696 00:42:32,363 --> 00:42:34,363 - He's coming over here. - No. Oh no! 697 00:42:34,443 --> 00:42:36,163 No! He's gonna know that I'm high! 698 00:42:36,243 --> 00:42:37,615 And then he's gonna tell my pastor, 699 00:42:37,616 --> 00:42:39,963 and God will know that I've done drugs. 700 00:42:40,043 --> 00:42:41,083 He's here. 701 00:42:42,283 --> 00:42:43,843 I'm not naked! 702 00:42:45,883 --> 00:42:46,963 I can see that. 703 00:42:47,883 --> 00:42:48,923 Okay. 704 00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:50,523 I'm leavin'. 705 00:42:52,843 --> 00:42:53,883 Want some? 706 00:42:54,763 --> 00:42:55,763 Yeah. 707 00:43:14,243 --> 00:43:15,843 Uh-huh... 708 00:43:15,923 --> 00:43:17,763 Jesus is... 709 00:43:17,843 --> 00:43:19,283 Oh! 710 00:43:57,603 --> 00:43:58,923 I like your necklace. 711 00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:01,323 Thanks, I'm an Aries. 712 00:44:02,563 --> 00:44:05,243 Let me see. You're also an Aries? 713 00:44:05,323 --> 00:44:06,323 How did you guess? 714 00:44:06,403 --> 00:44:08,203 Oh, it's my thing. 715 00:44:09,723 --> 00:44:12,403 Are Aries supposed to be compatible together? 716 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:17,963 Hmm. Big fights, but very good make-up sex. 717 00:44:18,043 --> 00:44:19,043 Whoa! 718 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:22,403 I don't know much about star signs. My mum reads them, but I... 719 00:44:31,963 --> 00:44:34,723 I'm sorry. I have to see your lips. 720 00:44:34,803 --> 00:44:36,043 It's so dark in here. 721 00:44:37,243 --> 00:44:38,923 I thought you wanted to kiss me. 722 00:44:40,563 --> 00:44:44,243 - Hey, babe. Ooh! Okay, you look good. - Ooh! 723 00:44:47,123 --> 00:44:48,523 Wanna come bar with me? 724 00:44:49,323 --> 00:44:52,003 Oh, have you met my partner PK? 725 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:53,563 Hi. 726 00:44:54,763 --> 00:44:57,483 I'm feeling hot. I need some air. 727 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:02,283 Bye. 728 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:05,283 You're gonna feel rough at church tomorrow. 729 00:45:05,363 --> 00:45:07,083 Ah, I don't think I'm gonna go. 730 00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:08,363 How come? 731 00:45:08,443 --> 00:45:10,043 Well... 732 00:45:10,123 --> 00:45:11,603 Pastor Samuel... 733 00:45:11,683 --> 00:45:12,763 Mmm? 734 00:45:12,843 --> 00:45:15,683 He basically said that I need to stay in the closet. 735 00:45:17,523 --> 00:45:18,523 - Ah. - Ah. 736 00:45:18,547 --> 00:45:19,579 - Yeah. - Mmm. 737 00:45:19,603 --> 00:45:20,923 That doesn't surprise me. 738 00:45:22,203 --> 00:45:24,203 Do you ever just wanna say fuck this? 739 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,163 And not go anymore? 740 00:45:28,523 --> 00:45:29,643 Sometimes. 741 00:45:32,043 --> 00:45:34,443 But it's my community. 742 00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:37,603 My family. 743 00:45:38,843 --> 00:45:40,843 It's... 744 00:45:42,643 --> 00:45:44,003 my heart. 745 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:45,603 I can't cut it out. 746 00:45:49,603 --> 00:45:53,323 Can you hurry up? Some people actually need to take a shit! 747 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:06,323 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 748 00:46:09,803 --> 00:46:12,363 I've noticed that you've had top surgery. 749 00:46:13,363 --> 00:46:15,803 Oh, sorry. I'm just a bit high right now. 750 00:46:15,883 --> 00:46:18,403 It's just I don't know that many other trans people, 751 00:46:18,483 --> 00:46:21,603 and I wanna get mine done, and I don't know what to expect, so... 752 00:46:23,003 --> 00:46:24,723 It looks great on you, by the way. 753 00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:27,163 - Thanks. - Mmm. 754 00:46:27,243 --> 00:46:29,123 I had it done last year. 755 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:32,003 Honestly, it was the best decision I've ever made. 756 00:46:32,603 --> 00:46:34,883 I finally just feel like myself. 757 00:46:35,763 --> 00:46:39,083 I've been on the waiting list for my GIC appointment 758 00:46:39,163 --> 00:46:41,843 for three years, almost. 759 00:46:41,923 --> 00:46:44,923 And, I dunno, I'm hoping it's not much longer. 760 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:48,643 I saw a private consultant to get my T because I couldn't wait. 761 00:46:49,243 --> 00:46:50,923 Things are really bad right now. 762 00:46:51,003 --> 00:46:53,563 People wait up to five years for their first appointment, 763 00:46:53,643 --> 00:46:56,412 and then it can be another few years on top of that 764 00:46:56,413 --> 00:46:57,803 to get your surgery. 765 00:46:57,883 --> 00:47:00,523 I was lucky. I went private. 766 00:47:00,603 --> 00:47:03,403 Baby, you have to come in. They're playing our song. 767 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:48,003 - Mmm... - Sorry, I don't know how I fell asleep. 768 00:47:49,843 --> 00:47:52,683 - Yeah. No, I don't know how that happened. - Yeah. 769 00:47:53,843 --> 00:47:54,963 Yeah, I'm sorry. 770 00:47:55,683 --> 00:47:56,683 Sorry. 771 00:47:59,923 --> 00:48:02,803 Look, Otis, don't worry about it. We just fell asleep. 772 00:48:03,483 --> 00:48:04,579 Yeah. 773 00:48:15,563 --> 00:48:19,483 My phone's out of battery, and my mum's gonna be worried, so I... 774 00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:22,683 Charge it here, and then I could give you a lift home? 775 00:48:23,763 --> 00:48:25,843 Uh... I'd really better go. 776 00:48:27,123 --> 00:48:31,323 Look, let's meet up tomorrow morning and work out next steps. 777 00:48:33,403 --> 00:48:35,163 And I think you should talk to Maeve. 778 00:48:36,043 --> 00:48:38,723 Just let her know that you're feeling left behind. 779 00:48:40,763 --> 00:48:41,763 I will. 780 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,683 Thanks for everything. 781 00:49:23,563 --> 00:49:25,443 - We are going to church now. - Mmm! 782 00:49:25,523 --> 00:49:28,163 - I'd like it if you came with us. - Um... 783 00:49:28,243 --> 00:49:32,323 - I don't think I'm gonna go today, Mum. - But there's a lunch after the service. 784 00:49:32,923 --> 00:49:35,123 Auntie Oni has made puff-puff. 785 00:49:35,643 --> 00:49:37,643 Why do we have to go to church? 786 00:49:40,523 --> 00:49:43,403 Yeah, no. I do... I do love Auntie Oni's puff-puff. 787 00:49:43,483 --> 00:49:46,323 I'm just... I'm just so tired today, Mum. I'm so sorry. 788 00:49:48,363 --> 00:49:49,643 Hmm. 789 00:49:53,203 --> 00:49:54,603 Ow. 790 00:50:29,803 --> 00:50:31,803 Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shhh. 791 00:50:34,363 --> 00:50:35,523 Mum, I'm home. 792 00:50:35,603 --> 00:50:38,163 Hello, darling. Did you have fun? 793 00:50:38,763 --> 00:50:39,883 I didn't go. 794 00:50:40,523 --> 00:50:41,883 I need to charge my phone. 795 00:50:46,123 --> 00:50:47,123 Oh fuck! 796 00:50:47,923 --> 00:50:52,963 Stupid, long piece of fucking piece of fabric. Shit! 797 00:51:33,723 --> 00:51:36,563 - Hello. - Hey. Sorry, my phone was out of battery. 798 00:51:36,643 --> 00:51:38,563 Um, Maeve, I'm really sorry we fought. 799 00:51:38,643 --> 00:51:40,643 And I said some stupid things. 800 00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:42,248 And I should have been more supportive. 801 00:51:42,249 --> 00:51:44,283 You were right. I... I was being... 802 00:51:44,363 --> 00:51:47,843 Otis, it doesn't matter. I'm going to the airport. 803 00:51:49,323 --> 00:51:52,203 My mum's in hospital. She's had an overdose. It's serious. 804 00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:54,123 What? 805 00:51:54,203 --> 00:51:55,739 I'm coming home. 806 00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:07,960 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -