1 00:00:00,957 --> 00:00:05,957 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:08,550 Uh... 3 00:00:09,403 --> 00:00:11,403 - Can I get you a drink? - Sure. 4 00:00:11,923 --> 00:00:13,763 - Uh... - Where's all your furniture? 5 00:00:13,843 --> 00:00:16,203 Um, I haven't been here that long. 6 00:00:16,352 --> 00:00:20,512 My ex-wife still lives in the family home, so I don't have much stuff. 7 00:00:20,523 --> 00:00:23,963 We've been separated for almost a year now. 8 00:00:24,043 --> 00:00:27,163 It's, um... it's been quite an adjustment. 9 00:00:27,243 --> 00:00:30,403 Michael, I don't really wanna talk about your ex-wife. 10 00:00:31,223 --> 00:00:32,663 Sorry. Yeah. 11 00:00:34,563 --> 00:00:36,643 Why don't we drink afterwards? 12 00:00:37,563 --> 00:00:38,603 After what? 13 00:00:42,723 --> 00:00:43,912 Ah! Oh! Uh... 14 00:00:43,923 --> 00:00:45,403 Uh... uh... Oh. Ooh! 15 00:00:45,483 --> 00:00:46,683 Mmph! Oh... Mmm! 16 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:47,763 Ah! 17 00:00:47,843 --> 00:00:49,443 Ah! Uh... Oh... 18 00:00:49,454 --> 00:00:50,485 Uh. Ah! 19 00:00:50,496 --> 00:00:51,616 Oh! Ow! 20 00:00:51,643 --> 00:00:52,843 Ah! 21 00:00:52,923 --> 00:00:55,003 - Ah! Oh! Ah! - Ah! Oh! 22 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:57,083 Oh, yes. Oh, that's it! 23 00:00:57,763 --> 00:00:59,923 - Ah! Ah! - Oh, hang on. 24 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:01,005 Oh. Oh. 25 00:01:01,016 --> 00:01:04,056 Sorry. Ah! Sorry. Sorry. I just need a moment. Um... 26 00:01:04,923 --> 00:01:07,843 Sometimes I have trouble performing at the drop of a hat. 27 00:01:07,923 --> 00:01:09,483 Do you have any little blue pills? 28 00:01:09,563 --> 00:01:13,963 Uh... no. But I did try one once when my ex-wife... 29 00:01:14,043 --> 00:01:16,443 Michael. I don't wanna think about you... 30 00:01:16,523 --> 00:01:18,243 - and your ex-wife right now. - Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:19,323 --> 00:01:21,163 - Come on. You can do this. - Uh-huh. 32 00:01:21,243 --> 00:01:23,323 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Yeah? 33 00:01:23,403 --> 00:01:25,323 Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:25,403 --> 00:01:26,483 Okay, yeah. 35 00:01:27,883 --> 00:01:29,683 Come on. Come on. 36 00:01:29,763 --> 00:01:31,243 Oh, that's... Oh! 37 00:01:31,323 --> 00:01:32,443 - Come on! - I can't. 38 00:01:33,243 --> 00:01:34,603 Come on! 39 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,763 Ah! 40 00:01:36,843 --> 00:01:38,723 All right. 41 00:01:42,763 --> 00:01:44,523 It's not gonna happen, is it? 42 00:01:45,843 --> 00:01:46,843 Uh, maybe... 43 00:01:47,763 --> 00:01:50,203 Or we could just have a nice cuddle instead. 44 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:54,003 Thank you for dinner, Michael, but I need a proper man in the bedroom. 45 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:56,603 - Someone who wants to rip my clothes off. - Ah! 46 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,243 Oh! Ah! Uh... Hmm. 47 00:02:01,443 --> 00:02:02,643 Uh, yes, absolutely. 48 00:02:03,363 --> 00:02:05,043 Uh, lovely to see you. 49 00:02:05,123 --> 00:02:07,123 - Hello. - Dennis. It's Gloria. 50 00:02:07,203 --> 00:02:08,483 Fancy a quickie at mine? 51 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,723 - Fuck, yeah! - Oh, yes. 52 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:13,843 Yes. I'll be half an hour. 53 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:46,456 She's here. 54 00:02:47,283 --> 00:02:48,483 - Hi. - Hey! 55 00:02:48,563 --> 00:02:49,603 Ooh! 56 00:02:50,163 --> 00:02:51,523 Oh, that's a good hug. 57 00:02:52,323 --> 00:02:54,403 - How was America? - Good. I missed you, though. 58 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:56,723 Elsie, can you take Maeve's bag to the car? 59 00:02:56,734 --> 00:02:57,883 Oh, thank you. 60 00:02:59,123 --> 00:03:00,723 - How was that? - Long. 61 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,352 Yeah. 62 00:03:04,363 --> 00:03:06,490 I've got your room all set up at home. 63 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:07,874 Thanks. 64 00:03:52,003 --> 00:03:53,043 Jackson? 65 00:03:53,123 --> 00:03:56,563 - Hey. - Hey, just, uh... checking in. 66 00:03:56,643 --> 00:03:58,563 Yeah, I'm good. You? 67 00:03:58,643 --> 00:04:01,523 Uh, had a chat with your mum, um... 68 00:04:01,603 --> 00:04:02,663 Yeah? 69 00:04:03,523 --> 00:04:06,403 If you want to stay home, you can. 70 00:04:06,483 --> 00:04:10,523 No. I want to go to college. There's no point worrying about it. 71 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:13,243 - Jackson. - Yeah. 72 00:04:13,803 --> 00:04:14,803 Look at me. 73 00:04:14,883 --> 00:04:16,083 It's gonna be okay. 74 00:04:16,763 --> 00:04:17,923 Yeah, I know. 75 00:04:18,003 --> 00:04:19,023 Love you. 76 00:04:38,603 --> 00:04:40,963 I'm your host, Dr. Jean Milburn. 77 00:04:41,043 --> 00:04:42,123 This is your host. 78 00:04:42,203 --> 00:04:45,443 I'm your host, Dr. Jean Milburn, 79 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:50,163 and I wanted to start today by talking about male mental health. 80 00:04:50,243 --> 00:04:51,603 Caffeine delivery! 81 00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:53,643 - Sh! I just got her to settle. - Oh shit. Sorry. 82 00:04:53,723 --> 00:04:55,163 - Thank you. - There we go. 83 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:57,183 Oh. 84 00:04:58,363 --> 00:04:59,483 Ooh! 85 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,363 - Mmph. - So, Jo. 86 00:05:02,374 --> 00:05:03,460 - Mmm? - Uh... 87 00:05:03,483 --> 00:05:06,523 I've been asked to come in early to the station this afternoon. 88 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:08,653 - Would you watch Joy? - I can't. 89 00:05:08,664 --> 00:05:10,759 - Why? - I have got a date 90 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,683 with this guy that I met at the bank. 91 00:05:12,763 --> 00:05:14,243 Oh my God. 92 00:05:14,323 --> 00:05:15,843 What? 93 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:20,283 Well, I don't know. Just maybe don't do the thing that you always do? 94 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,683 Just jump into another relationship. 95 00:05:22,763 --> 00:05:25,403 - Mmm. - Take a breath. Huh? 96 00:05:25,483 --> 00:05:26,563 You can talk. 97 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:28,883 - I'm just saying. - Do you know, I... I really... 98 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:31,683 I don't need you to do the whole mothering thing right now. 99 00:05:31,694 --> 00:05:32,723 - It's just a date. - Sh. 100 00:05:32,734 --> 00:05:33,781 Okay. 101 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,312 - Can you not take Joy with you? - No, I can't. 102 00:05:36,323 --> 00:05:38,803 I'm afraid they're gonna fire me today. 103 00:05:38,883 --> 00:05:40,163 What? 104 00:05:40,243 --> 00:05:42,523 I don't know. The show hasn't been going very well. 105 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,843 It's been quite bad, actually. 106 00:05:45,923 --> 00:05:48,043 And I just... I can't find my rhythm. 107 00:05:48,123 --> 00:05:52,283 And I just should never have taken the job in the first place. 108 00:05:55,483 --> 00:05:57,163 Fine. It's fine. 109 00:05:57,243 --> 00:05:59,786 - It's okay. - No, fine. I can rearrange my date. 110 00:05:59,797 --> 00:06:00,797 No. 111 00:06:02,883 --> 00:06:05,523 If you can do something for me? 112 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:07,723 I need you to lie really still. 113 00:06:07,803 --> 00:06:09,843 - Oh, no, no, no. - I'm going to fart on your head. 114 00:06:09,923 --> 00:06:11,163 - It'll be a squelchy one. - Jo! 115 00:06:11,243 --> 00:06:13,243 I'm heading out. 116 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:16,643 - Nice. - Sorry, I was farting on your mum's head. 117 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,883 Maeve's back, but her mum's in hospital. 118 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,323 What about college, darling? 119 00:06:21,403 --> 00:06:23,923 Well, it's just a day. Mum, she really needs me. 120 00:06:24,683 --> 00:06:26,683 - Have fun. - Well, call me later. 121 00:06:29,243 --> 00:06:31,363 - Oh. - That was definitely his fault, not mine. 122 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:36,123 My Joy! Hey, baby! Hey! 123 00:06:50,123 --> 00:06:51,123 Who is that? 124 00:06:52,123 --> 00:06:54,443 Uh, it's Jem. Dad owns the place. 125 00:06:54,523 --> 00:06:56,043 Very pretty. 126 00:06:56,963 --> 00:06:59,043 Is she? Uh... didn't notice. 127 00:07:00,043 --> 00:07:02,043 Um... I don't need a lift. 128 00:07:02,563 --> 00:07:05,403 - Dad's gonna give me another lesson. - Oh, good. 129 00:07:06,523 --> 00:07:11,123 Oh, um... I was gonna ask. Uh, did your dad ever go on that date? 130 00:07:11,203 --> 00:07:13,243 No, I don't know. Why do you care? 131 00:07:13,923 --> 00:07:15,323 Uh I... I don't care. 132 00:07:15,403 --> 00:07:18,123 I mean, I'm just, um... just, uh... 133 00:07:18,203 --> 00:07:21,083 really happy for him that he's moving on, that's all. 134 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:26,483 - Have a lovely day. - Mm-hmm. 135 00:07:31,483 --> 00:07:34,043 Can you meet me in the riding pen after lunch, okay? 136 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:46,683 Hmm. 137 00:07:55,123 --> 00:07:58,163 When I met you, I was but the learner. 138 00:07:58,243 --> 00:08:00,683 Now I am the master. 139 00:08:11,243 --> 00:08:12,603 Can you get that? 140 00:08:17,712 --> 00:08:19,632 My God, Jean! 141 00:08:19,712 --> 00:08:22,712 - Oh! - No, I'm... I'm Joanna. 142 00:08:22,723 --> 00:08:23,763 I'm Jean's sister. 143 00:08:23,843 --> 00:08:25,403 - Oh! - Actually, I've just got this thing. 144 00:08:25,483 --> 00:08:27,612 It's supposed to, like, boost my collagen 145 00:08:27,622 --> 00:08:30,283 and make me look 17 years old again. 146 00:08:30,363 --> 00:08:32,803 I hope it works, 'cause it was really fucking expensive. 147 00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:34,803 Oh my God! Sounds fabulous. 148 00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:37,403 Sorry, who are you? 149 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:39,283 - Oh, I'm... I'm Eric. - Right. 150 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:42,243 - Uh, I'm Otis's friend. Is he here? - Oh. Uh, no, he isn't. 151 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:45,803 Somebody called "Mavis" has just got back, so he's gone to see her. 152 00:08:46,763 --> 00:08:47,816 Huh. 153 00:08:48,363 --> 00:08:49,443 Okay. 154 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:53,043 - Shall I pass on a message? Or... - Uh, no. No, no. 155 00:08:53,123 --> 00:08:55,963 - Um, nice to meet you, Joanna. - You too, Eric. 156 00:08:56,043 --> 00:08:58,803 - Good luck with the collagen. - Thank you. I really need it. 157 00:09:03,283 --> 00:09:05,843 Thank you for letting me know, Otis! 158 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,643 Maeve, Aimee's here. 159 00:09:43,243 --> 00:09:45,443 - Oh. - Aimes, I missed you. 160 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:47,283 Thanks for giving me a lift. 161 00:09:48,763 --> 00:09:49,963 - Let's go. - Yeah. 162 00:09:51,563 --> 00:09:53,483 - Oh, is Otis comin'? - No. 163 00:09:55,043 --> 00:09:56,203 - Hi. - Hey. 164 00:09:57,243 --> 00:09:58,563 What are you doing here? 165 00:09:59,243 --> 00:10:01,723 I just thought I'd come and give you some support. 166 00:10:02,923 --> 00:10:05,003 Sorry, have I done the wrong thing? 167 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,105 Uh... No, no. That's... 168 00:10:07,115 --> 00:10:09,243 that's really nice... that's really nice of you. 169 00:10:09,323 --> 00:10:11,403 It's just I haven't showered since the plane. 170 00:10:11,483 --> 00:10:14,483 I was hoping to see you a bit more spruced up, but I'm not... 171 00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:15,803 That's okay. I'm... 172 00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,843 It's fine. I can come back. Don't worry. 173 00:10:19,443 --> 00:10:20,843 Nice to see you. 174 00:10:21,803 --> 00:10:23,683 Don't go, actually. Please. 175 00:10:24,683 --> 00:10:27,043 - I've missed you. - I missed you. 176 00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:28,483 - Ow! - Sorry. 177 00:10:28,563 --> 00:10:29,958 Carry it 'cause my feet get dead 178 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:31,443 sweaty when I drive. Knock yourself out. 179 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:35,269 Hop in. 180 00:10:37,123 --> 00:10:38,123 Fresh blossom? 181 00:10:44,163 --> 00:10:45,203 Fuckin' hell. 182 00:11:14,118 --> 00:11:15,125 What? 183 00:11:20,323 --> 00:11:21,843 Disgustin'. 184 00:11:32,323 --> 00:11:34,283 - We texted all weekend. - Aw! 185 00:11:34,363 --> 00:11:36,963 - I think I really like him. - See, I told you. 186 00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:39,803 He's like your nerdy soulmate. 187 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,483 He even told his dad about me. 188 00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:43,243 They're like best mates. 189 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:44,523 How sweet is that? 190 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:45,763 - Yeah. - Yeah! 191 00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:47,483 What? What? 192 00:11:47,563 --> 00:11:48,563 Nothin'. 193 00:11:49,683 --> 00:11:54,043 Viv, you have a bad case of mention-itis. 194 00:11:54,123 --> 00:11:55,763 - You can't stop talkin' about him. - Stop! 195 00:11:55,843 --> 00:11:58,243 - Okay, I'll stop. - No, no, look, I'm happy for you. 196 00:11:59,003 --> 00:12:00,283 I am. 197 00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:04,243 Hey, um... 198 00:12:06,363 --> 00:12:07,938 I do need to talk to you about something. 199 00:12:07,948 --> 00:12:10,083 It's a bit awkward. I found a lump. 200 00:12:11,443 --> 00:12:12,643 Like, in my ball sack. 201 00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:15,003 What do you mean? Are you okay? 202 00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:16,683 - Yeah. - Yeah? 203 00:12:18,603 --> 00:12:19,743 No. 204 00:12:20,429 --> 00:12:23,723 Freakin' out. But they're doin' tests, so... 205 00:12:24,363 --> 00:12:26,523 I wanted to let you know, you're my best friend. 206 00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:28,123 Okay, well, um... 207 00:12:29,443 --> 00:12:32,763 Thank you for letting me know. I'm here for you. 208 00:12:33,523 --> 00:12:34,523 Thanks. 209 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,003 Come on. 210 00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:53,563 His video was so relatable. 211 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:57,283 O's video was too shiny. I feel like we never really know her. 212 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,483 Yeah, that's crazy. 213 00:13:02,563 --> 00:13:05,163 I'm just, like, really itchy. I don't know what happened. 214 00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:12,003 Excuse me. No queue-jumping. 215 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,603 Chill. I'm looking for Otis. I'm his campaign manager. 216 00:13:14,683 --> 00:13:16,883 If you're his campaign manager, then where is he? 217 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,643 - Let me get back to you on that. - What's the point of booking? 218 00:13:29,163 --> 00:13:32,523 Do you know what? I'm actually taking some walk-in appointments today, 219 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,963 as Otis hasn't turned up. 220 00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,843 - I also have some free T-shirts. - Mmm. Cool. 221 00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:39,603 They are organic and ethically made. 222 00:13:39,683 --> 00:13:41,763 Remember, vote O! 223 00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:43,803 - Free T-shirts! - Yeah! 224 00:13:46,163 --> 00:13:48,123 For you. And there's one for you. 225 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,883 - And you. - Thank you. These are so soft! 226 00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:05,243 There's my dickhead brother. 227 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:07,883 Do you want us to come in with you? 228 00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:09,763 No, it's fine. 229 00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:12,123 - You sure? - Yeah. I won't be long. 230 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,643 I hope she's all right. 231 00:14:23,723 --> 00:14:25,923 I know. Me too. 232 00:14:27,163 --> 00:14:29,083 Do you know how to play Scabby Queen? 233 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,123 Hey, Froggy! Ribbit! 234 00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:36,043 Ah! 235 00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:42,523 - Where have you been? - Oh, just with my mate, um... Mo. 236 00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:44,643 - You know, Mo. He's got... - No. 237 00:14:44,723 --> 00:14:47,203 I can't believe you've come back from America for this. 238 00:14:47,283 --> 00:14:49,603 - She'd better be really ill this time. - Sean. 239 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,683 Do you not remember last time she ended up in hospital? 240 00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:56,603 She escaped. By the time they caught her, she was by the train station. 241 00:14:56,683 --> 00:14:58,895 Yeah? In nothing but a hospital gown 242 00:14:58,905 --> 00:15:00,512 - with her arse hangin' out. - Wasn't funny. 243 00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:03,003 - Come on. It was a little bit funny. - I'm not laughing. 244 00:15:06,563 --> 00:15:09,403 Don't let you laugh in America, do they? 245 00:15:09,483 --> 00:15:12,083 Hey, um... can I walk you to class? 246 00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:13,563 - Ready? Smile! - Yeah. 247 00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:15,643 Yeah, um... I just wanted to ask 248 00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:19,283 if there's anything goin' on with you and that Jackson guy? 249 00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:22,243 Because you guys were huggin' earlier, and I, um... 250 00:15:22,843 --> 00:15:24,692 I... I don't wanna get my hopes up 251 00:15:24,702 --> 00:15:26,563 if you're already involved with someone else. 252 00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:28,043 No. Um... 253 00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:31,963 Jackson's my best mate. He's going through some personal stuff. 254 00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:34,763 But there is definitely nothing going on between us. 255 00:15:34,843 --> 00:15:36,363 Okay. Okay, cool. 256 00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:37,683 Okay. I'm... I'm sorry. 257 00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:40,443 I'm sorry. I just... I get in my head sometimes, and... 258 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,683 I... I really like you. 259 00:15:42,763 --> 00:15:46,283 Uh, um... I know this is fast, but I've been thinking, actually. 260 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,603 If you wanted to, do you wanna be my girlfriend? 261 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,723 - If you want. I don't... - I would love to be your girlfriend. 262 00:15:54,923 --> 00:15:55,972 Okay. Cool. 263 00:15:55,983 --> 00:15:57,272 - Cool. - Yeah. 264 00:15:57,283 --> 00:15:59,163 - Cool. Shall we... - Class? 265 00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:01,483 - Class. Yeah. - Class. Yes. Probably should. 266 00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:03,923 Yeah. There's this statistics book I'm really enjoying. 267 00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:06,643 - The way it analyzes data... - Oh, yeah, did you finish the... 268 00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:10,923 Oh no. You have to try it. It's so invigorating. 269 00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:15,003 - I didn't exfoliate for a week. - See you! 270 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,643 - Hey. - Hi, miss. 271 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,083 Yeah, just an idea. Um, homage to my phone. 272 00:16:24,163 --> 00:16:25,443 It's gonna... 273 00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:32,763 - Hey. - Hey. 274 00:16:32,843 --> 00:16:36,003 I'm sorry about the other night. I was so awkward. 275 00:16:36,603 --> 00:16:37,963 No, you weren't. 276 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,603 People think I want to kiss them all the time. 277 00:16:40,683 --> 00:16:42,523 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 278 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,483 Just a little bit. 279 00:16:48,243 --> 00:16:54,403 Um... I wanted to explain. PK and I are ethically non-monogamous. 280 00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:57,243 So, I was wondering 281 00:16:57,323 --> 00:17:00,763 if you might wanna go on a date sometime with me? 282 00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,083 Um... 283 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,003 - Yeah, I'd like that. - Yeah! 284 00:17:29,643 --> 00:17:30,883 Hmm... 285 00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:33,003 - Boom. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:37,398 Heh-heh-heh. 287 00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:38,409 Pause. 288 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,403 Ahem. 289 00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:46,963 - Everythin' all right? - Yeah, it's just Isaac. 290 00:17:47,563 --> 00:17:50,523 - I didn't know you were friends. - We're not. I just do art class with him. 291 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,003 - It's not like I like him or anythin'. - Okay. Sure. 292 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,963 Not everything's therapy, Otis. 293 00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:03,696 - You're the Scabby Queen. - You're like a mind reader. 294 00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:07,843 What shall we do now? 295 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,003 Can I take your photo? 296 00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:14,016 Sure. 297 00:18:16,883 --> 00:18:18,296 That's a nice camera. 298 00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:21,603 Right. Oh God. It gets me every time. 299 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,723 - What? - It's not an appropriate place to whistle. 300 00:19:08,803 --> 00:19:10,063 Sean. 301 00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:14,569 Sorry. 302 00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:18,243 - Sorry. - Maeve and Sean Wiley? 303 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:19,643 Come with me. 304 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,763 If you'd like to come through. 305 00:19:52,643 --> 00:19:55,843 - Where's my mum? - Take a seat, and we can have a chat. 306 00:19:55,923 --> 00:19:58,003 I don't wanna sit. What are you doing? Get up. 307 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:00,563 - Sean. Sit down. Sit down. - Loser, get up. Get up. 308 00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:13,083 I am very sorry to inform you that your mother has passed away. 309 00:20:16,603 --> 00:20:18,723 Shortly after she was admitted to ICU, 310 00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,923 she lost consciousness and fell into a coma. 311 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,683 It was very unexpected... 312 00:20:25,923 --> 00:20:28,603 Whilst she was initially stable, she deteriorated quickly, 313 00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:30,483 and her heart stopped working. 314 00:20:31,643 --> 00:20:33,385 We did everything to try and save her, 315 00:20:33,395 --> 00:20:35,083 but I'm afraid we were unsuccessful. 316 00:20:35,163 --> 00:20:37,443 We lost her about 20 minutes ago. 317 00:20:38,523 --> 00:20:40,363 I'm so sorry for your loss. 318 00:20:40,443 --> 00:20:43,883 Take as much time as you need. This room is for you. 319 00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:46,523 A nurse will be in to see you shortly. 320 00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:01,803 Oh! 321 00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:04,683 - Hi. Hello. - Hola. 322 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,883 - That's a baby. - Oh, yeah. No, she's not mine. 323 00:21:06,963 --> 00:21:08,363 - Oh. - No, she's my niece. 324 00:21:08,443 --> 00:21:10,883 - I couldn't get out of watching her, so... - Oh. 325 00:21:10,963 --> 00:21:13,043 - Hi. Hello. - Uh, mange-tout. 326 00:21:13,123 --> 00:21:14,883 - Well, this... - Mmm! 327 00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,683 Maybe I'll just pop another one there for good luck. 328 00:21:17,763 --> 00:21:19,243 Wow, you smell really... 329 00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:21,963 - fucking nice, actually. - Thanks very much! 330 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:24,163 Came over here on my "motorbee-kay." 331 00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:26,923 Wow, a bike. That's, um... 332 00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:29,363 - Oh no. - It's fine. 333 00:21:29,443 --> 00:21:30,443 Sorry. 334 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,483 Oh, she's been fussing all morning. 335 00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:34,185 I thought I could leave her at home, but my... 336 00:21:34,195 --> 00:21:36,723 my sister had to work, so, uh... 337 00:21:36,803 --> 00:21:39,803 Yeah, I should probably feed her. 338 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,443 - Sorry. - No, don't apologize. 339 00:21:41,523 --> 00:21:42,963 Go ahead. I, uh... love babies. 340 00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:45,403 - They're, uh, you know... cool. - Yeah, I'm sure you do. 341 00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:46,923 I do. They're great stuff. 342 00:21:47,003 --> 00:21:48,963 I'm the eldest of, uh, six siblings. 343 00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:50,603 - Oh right? - Would you believe? 344 00:21:50,683 --> 00:21:51,985 I was around them a lot. 345 00:21:51,995 --> 00:21:53,763 My little brother Billy called me "Daddy Brother." 346 00:21:53,843 --> 00:21:55,083 - Uh-huh. - Not in a creepy... 347 00:21:55,163 --> 00:21:57,203 - We weren't in a cult. I promise. - Right. 348 00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:01,483 Just a normal family. My parents just... loved bangin', I guess. 349 00:22:01,563 --> 00:22:03,003 Hey! Hi there. 350 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,803 Who are you? You're a handsome little devil. 351 00:22:05,883 --> 00:22:07,163 Oh, she likes you. 352 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,523 So, what about you? Do you wanna get married? 353 00:22:09,603 --> 00:22:10,803 Pop out some babies? Pop! 354 00:22:10,883 --> 00:22:12,803 Wow! Right to the point. 355 00:22:12,883 --> 00:22:16,203 Sorry. You know what it is? I just... I go on so many dates. 356 00:22:16,283 --> 00:22:17,643 Honestly, I just wanna settle down, 357 00:22:17,723 --> 00:22:19,498 but most of the women I... I go out with, 358 00:22:19,508 --> 00:22:21,203 they're only interested in, you know... 359 00:22:21,283 --> 00:22:22,323 Mm-hmm. 360 00:22:22,403 --> 00:22:25,603 So I'm... I'm trying out this new thing where I'm just really honest 361 00:22:25,683 --> 00:22:27,003 so I don't waste people's time. 362 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:30,403 Yeah, I, uh... I wanna settle down too. 363 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:33,963 But I just can't seem to make anything long-term stick. 364 00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:36,323 You know, it's just, like, the wrong person. 365 00:22:36,403 --> 00:22:38,923 - Right. - Or, like, you know, the wrong time. 366 00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:40,603 And there's always that risk 367 00:22:40,683 --> 00:22:44,043 of, like, passing down all of your dysfunctional shit to an infant. 368 00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:47,323 Not that I've got loads of it. Just a normal amount. 369 00:22:47,403 --> 00:22:50,043 Right, sure. Like, a normal amount of dysfunctional shit. 370 00:22:50,123 --> 00:22:52,243 Yeah, that was probably the wrong answer. 371 00:22:52,843 --> 00:22:55,803 It wasn't at all. It really... It really wasn't. 372 00:23:04,203 --> 00:23:06,603 If you're happy to wait until tomorrow to see Otis, 373 00:23:06,683 --> 00:23:09,363 he will give you a double appointment and a regular slot. 374 00:23:09,443 --> 00:23:11,163 I only wanna stop my muff itching. 375 00:23:11,243 --> 00:23:14,043 Any time, that's what I'm here for. Don't forget to vote for O. 376 00:23:14,123 --> 00:23:15,763 - Bye. Thanks so much. - Thanks. 377 00:23:15,843 --> 00:23:16,963 Can I help you? 378 00:23:17,043 --> 00:23:18,083 Yes, you can. 379 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,403 You can stop taking Otis's clients. 380 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:21,892 There will be a student counselor 381 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,923 debate this Thursday lunchtime. 382 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:27,643 Come and hear Otis and O make the case for why they deserve your vote. 383 00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:29,723 We'll have free tote bags for anyone who comes along. 384 00:23:29,803 --> 00:23:31,123 What's this about a debate? 385 00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,443 I'm so sorry. Who are you again? 386 00:23:33,523 --> 00:23:36,323 Oh, please stop pretending that you don't know who I am. 387 00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:40,683 - Why don't we step inside? - Yeah, shall we? 388 00:23:44,243 --> 00:23:45,283 Take a wee seat. 389 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:48,883 No, thank you. I don't want to crease my skirt. 390 00:23:52,443 --> 00:23:55,003 So, what's with this debate? 391 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:57,683 Oh, uh... I just thought it might be a good opportunity 392 00:23:57,763 --> 00:23:59,603 for Otis and I to get our points across. 393 00:23:59,683 --> 00:24:02,123 - I was gonna tell him if it got approved. - I bet you were. 394 00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:06,283 What's your connection to Otis? 395 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,803 Why does that matter? 396 00:24:08,803 --> 00:24:11,203 Just tryin' to work out what's in this for you. 397 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,883 I mean, you must be pretty good friends to help him like this. 398 00:24:14,963 --> 00:24:16,083 Yes, we're friends. 399 00:24:18,243 --> 00:24:20,483 But you used to be more? 400 00:24:20,563 --> 00:24:22,283 We dated briefly. 401 00:24:22,363 --> 00:24:24,723 I broke up with him, obviously. 402 00:24:25,483 --> 00:24:27,643 Because his feelings weren't as strong as yours? 403 00:24:27,723 --> 00:24:30,203 And he still held a torch for that girl? 404 00:24:30,283 --> 00:24:33,723 Oh, what's her name, the one he's with now, the one in America? 405 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:35,923 Maeve, is it? 406 00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:37,643 I'm just guessing here. 407 00:24:37,723 --> 00:24:41,563 I don't know, but it would explain why you're runnin' round after him. 408 00:24:41,643 --> 00:24:45,323 You're hoping that one day he will see the light 409 00:24:46,283 --> 00:24:49,012 and realize that you're the person 410 00:24:49,022 --> 00:24:50,683 who's always known how special he is, 411 00:24:50,763 --> 00:24:54,683 and he'll say that he loves you as much as you've always loved him. 412 00:24:57,322 --> 00:24:58,543 That's not true. 413 00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:01,190 Okay. 414 00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:05,643 But I'll give you some advice. 415 00:25:06,643 --> 00:25:11,523 If someone really truly likes you, they shouldn't be playin' any games. 416 00:25:12,243 --> 00:25:14,563 They shouldn't be leaving you confused. 417 00:25:16,323 --> 00:25:17,383 It'll be clear. 418 00:25:18,763 --> 00:25:20,163 Thank you for the advice. 419 00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:26,363 Now, let me give you some. 420 00:25:26,883 --> 00:25:28,883 Start preparing yourself to lose. 421 00:25:28,963 --> 00:25:31,443 When we were ten, you decided to make my life a living hell. 422 00:25:31,523 --> 00:25:35,563 And now, I promise you, I plan on doing the exact same thing to you. 423 00:25:35,643 --> 00:25:38,763 - Was that a threat? - No, it's a promise, Sarah. 424 00:25:39,683 --> 00:25:42,323 Now, I've got a debate to prepare for. 425 00:25:44,203 --> 00:25:46,177 My name is O. 426 00:25:47,552 --> 00:25:50,232 - Shall I look at you? - Whatever you want. 427 00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:51,363 Shall I... 428 00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:54,003 Just, kind of, you know, relax. 429 00:25:58,323 --> 00:25:59,823 What's that? 430 00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:03,243 Uh... Sorry. I was just... I was... I was trying to pose. 431 00:26:04,363 --> 00:26:05,723 Maybe just do nothing. 432 00:26:06,363 --> 00:26:07,656 Ahem. Okay. 433 00:26:09,803 --> 00:26:12,443 I feel like you're still doing something. 434 00:26:22,443 --> 00:26:23,443 Weird. 435 00:26:24,243 --> 00:26:25,243 Oh, okay. 436 00:26:25,843 --> 00:26:27,003 - Not bad. - Thanks. 437 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,149 Weird. 438 00:26:29,603 --> 00:26:31,243 Are these going in your portfolio? 439 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:32,923 No, no, no. I'm just practicin'. 440 00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:35,752 I actually think I wanna take photos of myself. 441 00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:38,163 Isaac showed me these amazing self-portraits I really like. 442 00:26:38,243 --> 00:26:40,003 I thought you weren't friends with Isaac? 443 00:26:41,109 --> 00:26:42,422 Yeah, I'm not. 444 00:26:44,216 --> 00:26:46,432 Yeah, I don't really know what I'm trying to say yet 445 00:26:46,443 --> 00:26:48,883 with the self-portraits, which is annoying. 446 00:26:49,403 --> 00:26:52,883 Like, say with Isaac's work, for example. It really means something. 447 00:26:55,283 --> 00:26:59,043 Maybe you're thinking about it too much. Just trust your instincts. 448 00:26:59,643 --> 00:27:01,723 That is exactly what Isaac says. 449 00:27:06,723 --> 00:27:08,483 Otis, will you therapy me? 450 00:27:09,803 --> 00:27:11,363 Uh, what's up? 451 00:27:13,043 --> 00:27:14,483 Right. Um... 452 00:27:15,123 --> 00:27:16,296 Say... 453 00:27:17,283 --> 00:27:20,723 if you thought you were getting feelings for someone 454 00:27:20,803 --> 00:27:23,483 who your best friend used to have a thing with, 455 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:26,643 do you think you would have to tell your best friend 456 00:27:26,723 --> 00:27:28,892 you were getting feelings for the person 457 00:27:28,902 --> 00:27:31,043 that they used to have the thing with? 458 00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:36,723 I think... 459 00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:41,483 I think if these feelings are real, and you wanna act on them, then... 460 00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:44,603 yeah, you should be upfront with your friend. 461 00:27:47,963 --> 00:27:51,323 - Mmm. - If you don't tell them and they find out, 462 00:27:52,403 --> 00:27:53,643 it'll be a lot worse. 463 00:27:56,363 --> 00:27:57,509 Yeah. 464 00:28:00,163 --> 00:28:02,243 I wasn't talking about Isaac, by the way. 465 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,883 - Didn't think you were. - That's good. Hold that. 466 00:28:05,963 --> 00:28:07,163 Ahem... 467 00:28:08,003 --> 00:28:11,403 - You changed it again. - I'm sorry. I did. I know I did. 468 00:28:15,643 --> 00:28:18,563 Hi. I'm doing a survey for the student counselor election. 469 00:28:18,643 --> 00:28:22,843 Do you feel that O has ever crossed a line or treated anyone badly? 470 00:28:22,923 --> 00:28:24,843 - No. - Okay. 471 00:28:26,843 --> 00:28:30,483 Has O's behavior ever been not inclusive or mean? 472 00:28:30,563 --> 00:28:32,043 - No. - No. 473 00:28:32,123 --> 00:28:33,923 - No. - No, not at all. 474 00:28:34,003 --> 00:28:37,243 Has O ever given you advice that was damaging or incorrect? 475 00:28:37,323 --> 00:28:38,923 - No. - No. 476 00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:40,683 No. No. No. No. 477 00:28:40,763 --> 00:28:42,443 - No! - Okay. 478 00:28:52,276 --> 00:28:54,612 In terms of a charity, we should raise 479 00:28:54,622 --> 00:28:56,125 for something different this year. 480 00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:59,603 Hi. I'm doing a survey for the student counselor election. 481 00:28:59,683 --> 00:29:02,083 - Can I ask a few questions? - We are in the middle of a meeting. 482 00:29:02,163 --> 00:29:03,323 It'll just take a sec. 483 00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:06,612 So, do you feel that O has ever crossed 484 00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:08,802 the line or treated anyone badly? 485 00:29:09,203 --> 00:29:12,203 Um... No. She's actually helped me out with a lot of problems. 486 00:29:12,283 --> 00:29:13,523 We think she's great. 487 00:29:14,363 --> 00:29:16,083 Sorry. I didn't catch what you said. 488 00:29:16,163 --> 00:29:18,043 Don't worry, babe. I'll tell you later. 489 00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:20,043 Uh, do you have any more questions? 490 00:29:20,123 --> 00:29:22,472 Yeah. Do you feel that O's behavior 491 00:29:22,482 --> 00:29:26,083 has ever been not inclusive or mean? 492 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:29,403 - Um... last... - Look, this is feeling quite bitchy now. 493 00:29:29,483 --> 00:29:31,319 Oh, come on. 494 00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:33,701 I know you don't really buy into the whole 495 00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:35,712 not-talking-behind-people's-back thing 496 00:29:35,723 --> 00:29:38,563 and that, like, being kind is, you know, your brand. 497 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:39,643 Love it. 498 00:29:39,723 --> 00:29:42,923 But, uh, I'm not gonna tell anyone. You can give me the goss. 499 00:29:43,003 --> 00:29:45,563 Being kind isn't a brand. It's the right thing to do. 500 00:29:45,643 --> 00:29:48,843 Um... we actually do need to get on with our meetin', 501 00:29:48,923 --> 00:29:50,203 but good luck with your survey. 502 00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:59,683 That girl's energy is so emotionally draining. 503 00:30:03,043 --> 00:30:05,083 Aisha, that's not gossip. It's a fact. 504 00:30:09,403 --> 00:30:10,763 Ooh! Eric. 505 00:30:11,723 --> 00:30:14,003 Have you seen Otis? Because he's ignoring my texts. 506 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,523 Uh, no. No, he stood me up this mornin'. 507 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:19,883 Because you disinvited him from the club night thing? 508 00:30:19,963 --> 00:30:22,603 - Excuse me? - No, I'm not judging you, Eric. 509 00:30:22,683 --> 00:30:25,803 Believe me. I disinvite uncool people from things all the time. 510 00:30:25,883 --> 00:30:27,683 It's just I think he was a bit upset. 511 00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:32,083 Oh my God! No. No, it's because Maeve is back in town. 512 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:35,003 And whenever she's around, nothin' else matters to him. 513 00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:39,243 He's not told you that she's back? 514 00:30:39,323 --> 00:30:40,523 Oh, I'm... 515 00:30:41,363 --> 00:30:43,283 - No, it's fine. Yes. - Did... Yeah? 516 00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:46,883 - Okay, good. Yes, thank you. Thanks. - Because I... Good, yeah. Yeah, okay. 517 00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:00,723 What did I miss? 518 00:31:01,589 --> 00:31:02,589 Ruby. 519 00:31:04,443 --> 00:31:06,505 - Of course. - Okay. So we do still need to choose 520 00:31:06,515 --> 00:31:08,243 a charity for the fundraiser. 521 00:31:08,323 --> 00:31:09,563 Do we have any ideas? 522 00:31:11,963 --> 00:31:13,763 Up. No. Keep going. 523 00:31:23,683 --> 00:31:27,043 So, what's going through your head when you look at Midnight? 524 00:31:27,123 --> 00:31:28,363 Uh... 525 00:31:29,483 --> 00:31:33,323 "If I fall over, you will crush me with your small metal feet." 526 00:31:35,043 --> 00:31:36,443 Right. Well, take the reins. 527 00:31:38,283 --> 00:31:40,843 You need to let the horse know you're not afraid. 528 00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:44,083 Come on. We're gonna walk together. Come on. 529 00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:47,643 Give her a tug. Come on. 530 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:51,923 Try and... tune into the horse's rhythm. 531 00:31:57,909 --> 00:31:58,975 Okay. 532 00:32:01,443 --> 00:32:02,649 See. 533 00:32:02,856 --> 00:32:04,536 He's not that scary, is he? 534 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:09,043 Okay, let's get you on. 535 00:32:09,123 --> 00:32:12,203 - Don't I need another lesson? - Well, you know the old saying. 536 00:32:12,283 --> 00:32:15,163 "Thinking doesn't overcome fear. Action does." Up. 537 00:32:19,723 --> 00:32:22,163 Ready? Shall I help you? 538 00:32:24,003 --> 00:32:26,203 Okay. One, two, three. 539 00:32:26,283 --> 00:32:27,283 - Ah. - Okay. 540 00:32:28,643 --> 00:32:29,883 - You good? - Uh-huh. 541 00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:32,043 - Go on. - Oof! Okay. 542 00:32:32,123 --> 00:32:33,483 - Slowly, though. - All right. 543 00:32:33,563 --> 00:32:35,443 - You've got it. - Slow it down. 544 00:32:36,363 --> 00:32:37,523 - Slowly. - Okay. 545 00:32:37,603 --> 00:32:38,603 There we go, boy. 546 00:32:39,523 --> 00:32:40,603 That's it. Good boy. 547 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:45,123 Okay. Ready? 548 00:32:45,203 --> 00:32:48,123 - You're gonna trot now. Come on. - No. I think I should get down. 549 00:32:48,203 --> 00:32:50,643 Oh my! Oh! Hey. 550 00:32:50,723 --> 00:32:54,043 Ah! Hey! Oh! My balls! My balls! 551 00:32:55,083 --> 00:32:57,403 - Just tune into his rhythm. - I'm riding. Okay. 552 00:32:57,923 --> 00:33:00,243 Okay, there you go. You're actually cantering. 553 00:33:00,323 --> 00:33:02,083 - Okay? Yes! - Okay. 554 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:04,523 I'm riding. I'm riding a horse. 555 00:33:04,603 --> 00:33:06,643 Yes, you are. 556 00:33:10,803 --> 00:33:12,812 We're moving your mother to the mortuary. 557 00:33:12,822 --> 00:33:14,403 You'll be able to see her soon. 558 00:33:14,483 --> 00:33:16,523 Here are her belongings. 559 00:33:19,923 --> 00:33:22,323 Do you think it's weird if I finish the sweets? 560 00:33:23,323 --> 00:33:25,403 She's hardly gonna need them now, is she? 561 00:33:28,803 --> 00:33:30,363 Can no one take a joke anymore? 562 00:33:31,163 --> 00:33:33,163 Do you remember when Uncle Pat died? 563 00:33:33,683 --> 00:33:34,699 Um... 564 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,910 Yeah, kinda. His funeral was the first time I had beer. 565 00:33:37,963 --> 00:33:39,883 - You were eight. - Yeah. 566 00:33:39,963 --> 00:33:43,309 Uncle Pat's girlfriend gave it to me. Now she could take a joke. 567 00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,477 Remember? 568 00:33:48,483 --> 00:33:50,883 I remember seeing him dead. He didn't look like himself. 569 00:33:50,963 --> 00:33:54,443 After that, I couldn't remember what alive Uncle Pat looked like. 570 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:58,323 I don't think I can see Mum like that. 571 00:34:00,196 --> 00:34:01,569 If that's okay. 572 00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:04,949 Yeah. 573 00:34:08,643 --> 00:34:10,563 All right. 574 00:34:15,923 --> 00:34:17,643 Celia? 575 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,043 Sorry. I'll come back. 576 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:22,163 No. No, no, no, no. I'm awake. Power napping. 577 00:34:22,243 --> 00:34:23,323 Okay. 578 00:34:23,403 --> 00:34:24,803 Power napping. Come in. 579 00:34:26,323 --> 00:34:29,203 Come in. Sit down. Sit down, sit down. Sit down. 580 00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:37,763 How about you turn around, bright eyes? 581 00:34:38,963 --> 00:34:41,403 - I'm not moving. This is me for a bit. - Oh, okay. 582 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,152 Okay. 583 00:34:43,163 --> 00:34:45,523 We need to talk about your last few shows. 584 00:34:45,603 --> 00:34:47,283 - Yes. - They have not been great. 585 00:34:47,363 --> 00:34:49,043 I know they haven't been very good. 586 00:34:49,123 --> 00:34:52,443 And, um, I am just finding my feet, 587 00:34:52,523 --> 00:34:55,803 but I've done some extra prep, and I think I've found a way in. 588 00:34:55,883 --> 00:34:58,083 Probably a little bit late for that. 589 00:34:58,163 --> 00:35:02,523 I'm afraid the big boss, Terry, is a bit worried about the format. 590 00:35:02,603 --> 00:35:04,083 He thinks it's flat. 591 00:35:04,163 --> 00:35:06,123 So what I have done is... 592 00:35:06,203 --> 00:35:08,412 I've found some guests who are going to 593 00:35:08,422 --> 00:35:11,283 come and cohost with you this week, okay? 594 00:35:11,363 --> 00:35:15,683 - Right. What... what kind of guests? - You know, sex people like yourself. 595 00:35:15,763 --> 00:35:18,563 I've got one woman who makes plaster casts 596 00:35:18,643 --> 00:35:20,163 out of her own vagina. 597 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:24,083 Um, look. I... I know that I haven't been on form, 598 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:27,078 but I would really like the chance to 599 00:35:27,088 --> 00:35:29,763 be able to work out how to do it myself. 600 00:35:29,843 --> 00:35:31,163 I'm really sorry, Jean. 601 00:35:31,683 --> 00:35:33,883 If it was up to me, absolutely. 602 00:35:33,963 --> 00:35:36,003 I'm under a lot of pressure to make this work. 603 00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:39,363 It could loosen things up. Could make it fun. 604 00:35:39,443 --> 00:35:41,603 You know, this could be a good thing. 605 00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:43,283 - Hello! - Oh. O! 606 00:35:43,363 --> 00:35:46,203 That's her name, not an exclamation. Come on in. 607 00:35:46,283 --> 00:35:49,163 - O, this is Jean. O. - Oh. 608 00:35:49,243 --> 00:35:50,405 O... Jean, hi. 609 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:51,896 - O. Co-host. - Uh... 610 00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:54,136 Yeah. Oh, O-host! 611 00:35:54,462 --> 00:35:58,022 You should, uh... check out her channel. The videos are great. 612 00:36:01,403 --> 00:36:03,443 Good. No. Remember to indicate. 613 00:36:04,156 --> 00:36:05,396 Round there. 614 00:36:07,963 --> 00:36:11,523 And... All right. Now let's try a parallel park. 615 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:17,643 How did your date go with the, uh... teacher? 616 00:36:18,163 --> 00:36:20,483 Uh... it, uh, wasn't the best. 617 00:36:21,803 --> 00:36:22,963 What did you do? 618 00:36:23,043 --> 00:36:25,643 Well, it's more what I didn't do. 619 00:36:25,723 --> 00:36:27,523 - Did you let her pay for dinner? - No. 620 00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:30,105 I, uh... struggle, you know, sometimes 621 00:36:30,115 --> 00:36:32,203 to get it going in the penile department. 622 00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,003 - Careful! - Oh my God! 623 00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:36,443 Why did you tell me that? 624 00:36:36,523 --> 00:36:38,803 Oh, the images. Jesus Christ! 625 00:36:38,883 --> 00:36:43,163 - Sorry. I thought we tell stuff now. - Not that! Never that. 626 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,403 - I thought you took Viagra. - I do. It... 627 00:36:46,243 --> 00:36:49,203 - Hang on. How did you know? - We're not talking about that. 628 00:36:49,283 --> 00:36:51,603 I'll go in. We'll never talk about this again. 629 00:37:00,883 --> 00:37:03,963 Good lesson. Sorry for oversharing. Won't happen again. 630 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:06,323 I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 631 00:37:07,603 --> 00:37:10,123 I... I think you've got performance anxiety. 632 00:37:10,883 --> 00:37:12,963 Thinking doesn't overcome fear. 633 00:37:13,923 --> 00:37:15,163 Action does. 634 00:37:15,243 --> 00:37:17,083 And never take more than one Viagra. 635 00:37:17,163 --> 00:37:18,603 Your penis will explode. 636 00:37:34,756 --> 00:37:36,616 Gloria, it's Michael. 637 00:37:37,608 --> 00:37:39,483 I've got the little blue pills, and I'm feeling manly. 638 00:38:03,203 --> 00:38:04,523 Well, it's definitely Mum. 639 00:38:05,643 --> 00:38:08,523 And she's definitely... dead. 640 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,803 They said that we can go. 641 00:38:14,483 --> 00:38:16,083 I wanna finish my crossword. 642 00:38:22,003 --> 00:38:26,043 It's just, uh... Mo is giving me a lift. 643 00:38:27,283 --> 00:38:31,123 - And I kinda wanna get out of here. - Mmm. It's okay. You can go. I'm fine. 644 00:38:32,523 --> 00:38:33,843 Okay. Uh... 645 00:38:34,723 --> 00:38:38,163 - What do you want me to tell your mates? - Tell them I'll be out in a bit. 646 00:38:39,723 --> 00:38:41,083 Okay. Uh... 647 00:38:44,443 --> 00:38:46,403 - Call me if you need anything. - Mm-hmm. 648 00:39:29,696 --> 00:39:30,803 Ready? 649 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:34,889 Absolutely. 650 00:39:41,963 --> 00:39:43,323 - Oh! - Oh! 651 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,163 Oh God! 652 00:39:47,243 --> 00:39:50,043 Oh yes! 653 00:39:50,123 --> 00:39:51,763 - Ooh! Ah! - Ah! 654 00:39:51,843 --> 00:39:53,483 - Oh! - Ah! 655 00:39:54,923 --> 00:39:56,403 - Ah! Ah! - Christ! 656 00:39:56,483 --> 00:39:57,803 Ah! Yeah! 657 00:39:57,883 --> 00:39:58,941 - Oh! - Ah! 658 00:39:58,952 --> 00:40:00,672 Oh, uh... I'm so sorry. 659 00:40:00,683 --> 00:40:04,003 I... I don't know why this is happening. Oh, maybe it'll come back. 660 00:40:05,636 --> 00:40:06,672 Uh... 661 00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:10,283 Yeah, uh... I gotta pick up my daughter from choir practice soon. 662 00:40:11,803 --> 00:40:13,043 Uh... 663 00:40:13,123 --> 00:40:14,883 Oh... Uh... 664 00:40:24,403 --> 00:40:29,243 Hi there. This is your host, Dr. Jean Milburn. 665 00:40:29,323 --> 00:40:32,643 - I love your mum. - And joining me on Sexology tonight 666 00:40:32,723 --> 00:40:37,163 is a brilliant young sex educator and influencer, O. 667 00:40:37,243 --> 00:40:39,803 Wow, thank you so much. That was a very warm welcome. 668 00:40:39,883 --> 00:40:42,203 - No... No! - And quite a compliment from yourself! 669 00:40:42,283 --> 00:40:45,163 I am so happy to be here. I can't articulate that enough. 670 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,683 And I can't wait to take some of these calls together. 671 00:40:48,643 --> 00:40:49,643 - Otis. - I mean... 672 00:40:49,723 --> 00:40:52,443 I don't know about yourself, but working out... 673 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,883 - Hi. - Hi. Um... 674 00:40:56,923 --> 00:41:00,723 I'm gonna head off, uh, but Maeve's still in there. 675 00:41:00,803 --> 00:41:02,523 She's just finishing her crossword. 676 00:41:02,603 --> 00:41:04,843 Okay. Is everythin' all right? 677 00:41:06,323 --> 00:41:07,403 No, not really. 678 00:41:08,243 --> 00:41:09,243 My mum died. 679 00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:12,610 - Fuck. - Oh my God, Sean. I'm so sorry. 680 00:41:13,843 --> 00:41:15,243 Should we go and get Maeve? 681 00:41:15,323 --> 00:41:16,403 Um... 682 00:41:17,003 --> 00:41:18,003 I wouldn't. 683 00:41:19,403 --> 00:41:21,243 I'd just let her do her thing. 684 00:41:21,323 --> 00:41:22,723 Do you wanna sit with us? 685 00:41:23,243 --> 00:41:24,323 Uh... 686 00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:28,083 - No. - You all right? 687 00:41:28,163 --> 00:41:29,563 - Yeah. No, I'm fine. - Sure? 688 00:41:29,643 --> 00:41:32,123 Have a good day, guys. 689 00:41:51,483 --> 00:41:52,723 Ooh! 690 00:41:54,483 --> 00:41:55,603 Mum. Hello. 691 00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:59,043 Eric, would you like to come and help me at the soup kitchen tonight? 692 00:41:59,123 --> 00:42:02,723 Oh... I can't. I'm going to Abbi's. 693 00:42:02,803 --> 00:42:05,763 We're watching Jennifer's Body and gonna do pedicures. 694 00:42:07,923 --> 00:42:09,043 But maybe next time. 695 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:07,523 See this. 696 00:43:12,243 --> 00:43:15,283 What? No. Oh my gosh. 697 00:43:16,563 --> 00:43:18,403 Why do birds hate me? 698 00:43:19,403 --> 00:43:21,123 Why are you laughing? 699 00:43:21,203 --> 00:43:23,763 This is the second bird that has pooed on me today. 700 00:43:23,843 --> 00:43:25,283 That means you're very lucky. 701 00:43:25,363 --> 00:43:27,043 Oh, well, dunno about that. 702 00:43:27,123 --> 00:43:29,523 Can you spare some change for a meal tonight? 703 00:43:29,603 --> 00:43:31,083 Oh gosh. I don't have any cash on me. 704 00:43:31,163 --> 00:43:34,683 But there is a soup kitchen at the village hall tonight. 705 00:43:34,763 --> 00:43:36,323 I don't know where that is. Show me? 706 00:43:36,403 --> 00:43:38,723 I can't. I can't go dressed like this. 707 00:43:38,803 --> 00:43:41,298 But, um... if you... if you take this street, 708 00:43:41,308 --> 00:43:43,723 take a left, you'll definitely find it. 709 00:43:44,403 --> 00:43:47,203 Come on, lucky boy. You can spare a few minutes of your time. 710 00:43:47,283 --> 00:43:50,563 I... I am late, but, yes, we're walking. 711 00:44:09,283 --> 00:44:12,243 Was there anyone I can call for you to come and pick you up? 712 00:44:13,163 --> 00:44:14,683 No, it's okay. I have a lift. 713 00:44:25,523 --> 00:44:29,043 This is run by my church, so you'll get a good meal. 714 00:44:31,603 --> 00:44:32,803 Oh my gosh. 715 00:44:34,003 --> 00:44:35,243 Uh... Ah. 716 00:44:35,323 --> 00:44:37,683 Okay, so this is the soup kitchen. 717 00:44:38,323 --> 00:44:40,923 I hope you have a great meal tonight. I need to go, okay? 718 00:44:41,003 --> 00:44:42,343 You're leaving? 719 00:44:42,683 --> 00:44:45,243 - Yeah. - This is where you belong. 720 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,643 Eric! You changed your mind. 721 00:44:49,723 --> 00:44:51,443 What are you wearing? 722 00:44:51,523 --> 00:44:54,003 I wasn't supposed to be here, Mum, was I? 723 00:44:54,083 --> 00:44:56,163 We are totally run off our feet. 724 00:45:00,003 --> 00:45:01,483 Okay. I'll make a phone call. 725 00:45:01,563 --> 00:45:02,723 Thank you, my son. 726 00:45:04,483 --> 00:45:07,083 Hey, Abbi, so I'm helpin' out at the village hall, 727 00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:09,225 at the soup kitchen tonight, and they're 728 00:45:09,235 --> 00:45:11,403 really short on staff, so I'm sorry. 729 00:45:12,603 --> 00:45:13,643 Don't hate me. 730 00:45:14,443 --> 00:45:18,683 All interpersonal relationships have boundaries. 731 00:45:20,603 --> 00:45:23,603 Now, they aren't often spoken about, 732 00:45:23,683 --> 00:45:26,603 but they are mutually understood 733 00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:29,963 to be limits within the relationship. 734 00:45:30,763 --> 00:45:35,523 Now, if a person doesn't know their own boundaries, 735 00:45:35,603 --> 00:45:39,163 then that can cause resentment in the relationship. 736 00:45:40,143 --> 00:45:41,192 - The opposite... - Uh... 737 00:45:41,203 --> 00:45:43,563 Do you think maybe we should go to a caller now? 738 00:45:45,163 --> 00:45:47,963 Yes, that's a great idea. Thank you, O. 739 00:45:48,043 --> 00:45:50,243 All right. We have Martin. 740 00:45:50,323 --> 00:45:51,843 Martin, you're on the line. 741 00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:53,043 Yes. Yes. Ahem... 742 00:45:53,123 --> 00:45:54,283 Yes. Hello. 743 00:45:54,363 --> 00:45:58,243 I was calling because I was having relations 744 00:45:58,323 --> 00:45:59,843 with a new lady friend, 745 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,563 and I was struggling to perform. 746 00:46:02,643 --> 00:46:05,003 I used some Viagra, but it did nothing. 747 00:46:06,123 --> 00:46:07,643 Is there a problem with my manhood? 748 00:46:07,792 --> 00:46:09,605 Uh, for listeners who don't know, 749 00:46:09,615 --> 00:46:13,232 Viagra is the brand name of sildenafil, 750 00:46:13,243 --> 00:46:17,683 which is a medicine used for erectile dysfunction. 751 00:46:17,763 --> 00:46:20,203 Martin, this lady friend. 752 00:46:20,283 --> 00:46:22,563 Could you tell us more about that situation? 753 00:46:22,643 --> 00:46:26,443 Well, I've, um... recently separated from my wife. 754 00:46:26,523 --> 00:46:29,203 I'm living in a new place, and I've just started a new job. 755 00:46:29,283 --> 00:46:31,283 Wow, sounds like a lot of change. 756 00:46:31,363 --> 00:46:34,523 Well, I wonder if those two things are maybe related? 757 00:46:34,603 --> 00:46:37,603 And I'm getting the nod here from Dr. Milburn, so... 758 00:46:37,683 --> 00:46:43,523 Yes, uh, struggles with erections can often be psychological. 759 00:46:43,603 --> 00:46:47,123 So I think it's important that you look at the emotional 760 00:46:47,203 --> 00:46:48,483 as well as the physical. 761 00:46:48,563 --> 00:46:51,323 Do you mind me asking where your brain went during the sex? 762 00:46:52,763 --> 00:46:54,323 I was thinking about my wife. 763 00:46:55,603 --> 00:46:57,683 Sorry. My ex-wife. 764 00:46:59,323 --> 00:47:00,723 I miss her. 765 00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:04,963 She's moved on, and I thought if I could have a fling, 766 00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:06,683 I might be able to move on too. 767 00:47:07,203 --> 00:47:09,763 But it was humiliating and made me feel pathetic, 768 00:47:09,843 --> 00:47:11,283 like I'm not a real man. 769 00:47:11,803 --> 00:47:13,603 Can I ask you a question? 770 00:47:15,363 --> 00:47:18,683 Did the sex feel like you were cheating? 771 00:47:18,763 --> 00:47:20,083 It did. 772 00:47:20,683 --> 00:47:21,923 It felt like a betrayal. 773 00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:24,763 I'm wondering, Martin, 774 00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:29,003 if you might be someone who just operates better 775 00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:31,123 when you have a secure connection. 776 00:47:31,203 --> 00:47:36,003 And when you do, your penis functions properly. 777 00:47:36,763 --> 00:47:38,043 Do you mean... 778 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,243 my penis has to be in love? 779 00:47:40,323 --> 00:47:42,898 I think that you might need to find a way 780 00:47:42,908 --> 00:47:45,323 to cut all emotional ties with your ex 781 00:47:45,403 --> 00:47:48,603 so that your penis is free to let go and move on. 782 00:47:50,803 --> 00:47:53,083 Okay. Okay. 783 00:47:53,163 --> 00:47:56,123 And no doubt, your manhood is still intact, 784 00:47:56,203 --> 00:47:58,763 regardless of the blood flow to your penis. 785 00:47:58,843 --> 00:48:00,843 - Wow. - Thanks for your call, Martin. 786 00:48:00,923 --> 00:48:03,163 - God, they're good together. - Let's go to another one. 787 00:48:03,243 --> 00:48:04,883 - Oh. Sorry. - Next up, we have Susan. 788 00:48:04,963 --> 00:48:06,803 - Hello, Susan. - Hi there. 789 00:48:06,883 --> 00:48:08,643 I wanted to talk about role play. 790 00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:09,996 Ta. 791 00:48:10,723 --> 00:48:14,563 - All right, Savior, where do you want me? - Hi! What are you doing here? 792 00:48:14,643 --> 00:48:17,963 - You said you needed help. - Are you sure? You really don't need to. 793 00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:19,403 - Yeah, I want to. - Yeah? 794 00:48:19,483 --> 00:48:22,043 I used to do stuff like this with my church all the time. 795 00:48:22,123 --> 00:48:24,883 Okay. Well, my mum is over there. She's in a blue jumper. 796 00:48:24,963 --> 00:48:27,243 She's the boss. She'll tell you everything you need to know. 797 00:48:27,323 --> 00:48:29,283 - Okay? - It's Abbi, Eric's friend. 798 00:48:29,363 --> 00:48:32,363 - Oh, hello. - It's so nice to meet you finally. 799 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:34,403 How are those potatoes looking? 800 00:48:34,483 --> 00:48:38,083 It's wonderful to have people outside the church come to help. 801 00:48:39,496 --> 00:48:41,876 It's just so sad we've lost our funding, 802 00:48:42,068 --> 00:48:44,056 so this place will have to shut down. 803 00:48:47,683 --> 00:48:50,123 Um... Sorry. Do you want some plantain? 804 00:48:50,203 --> 00:48:51,283 - Yes please. - Yeah? 805 00:48:51,883 --> 00:48:53,603 - Thank you. - There you go. No worries. 806 00:48:54,163 --> 00:48:55,203 Right. Okay. So... 807 00:49:05,163 --> 00:49:07,683 It was a real pleasure, Dr. Milburn. 808 00:49:07,763 --> 00:49:08,803 You too, O. 809 00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:11,323 - She's great. - Yeah. 810 00:49:11,403 --> 00:49:13,563 And you did a lot better, too, little fella. 811 00:49:14,123 --> 00:49:15,203 See you next time? 812 00:49:15,763 --> 00:49:17,363 - See you next time. - Toodle pip. 813 00:50:15,803 --> 00:50:18,323 Love, are you all right? 814 00:50:18,403 --> 00:50:20,443 Yeah, I finished the crossword. 815 00:50:20,523 --> 00:50:22,363 - That's good. - Yeah. 816 00:50:23,123 --> 00:50:24,523 Mum died. 817 00:50:25,163 --> 00:50:26,603 So... 818 00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:30,043 We're here for you. 819 00:50:30,123 --> 00:50:31,283 Whatever you need. 820 00:50:31,883 --> 00:50:33,803 We should probably head back and tell Anna. 821 00:50:34,563 --> 00:50:36,883 Of course, yeah. Let's get you home. 822 00:51:02,323 --> 00:51:03,563 Hello, Martin. 823 00:51:07,323 --> 00:51:08,956 I heard you on the radio. 824 00:51:11,163 --> 00:51:13,363 Oh, God. 825 00:51:13,443 --> 00:51:15,416 Oh, this is so confusing. 826 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:19,843 I miss you too. 827 00:51:46,043 --> 00:51:47,683 What are you eating? 828 00:51:47,763 --> 00:51:49,963 I always eat a Peperami before bed. 829 00:51:50,043 --> 00:51:51,443 Aimes, that's disgusting. 830 00:51:51,523 --> 00:51:53,283 Oh. Sorry, it's nearly done. 831 00:51:59,923 --> 00:52:01,083 Mmm. 832 00:52:29,556 --> 00:52:31,083 Night, pet. Love you. 833 00:52:31,163 --> 00:52:33,483 Night, love you. 834 00:52:35,323 --> 00:52:37,323 Night, guys. 835 00:52:50,445 --> 00:52:55,445 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -