1 00:00:00,543 --> 00:00:05,543 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:30,557 --> 00:00:32,637 - Hey, I know you. - Can you give me a hand? 3 00:00:34,317 --> 00:00:35,557 - Yeah. - Grab it there. 4 00:00:36,197 --> 00:00:38,597 - Here? Gosh. Yeah. - Can you feel that? Keep pulling. 5 00:00:38,677 --> 00:00:40,997 - Oh wow. Yeah. - Got it? It's a big one! 6 00:00:42,317 --> 00:00:44,157 - Yep. - Oh my. 7 00:00:44,237 --> 00:00:46,197 Oh! 8 00:00:47,197 --> 00:00:48,237 - Oh! - Whoo! 9 00:00:48,317 --> 00:00:50,237 Oh! Wha... 10 00:00:50,248 --> 00:00:52,968 - Hello, beautiful. - I don't think that's a river fish. 11 00:00:53,452 --> 00:00:56,037 I think you should probably throw that back, no? 12 00:00:56,048 --> 00:00:57,090 Ah-ah! 13 00:00:57,597 --> 00:01:00,437 - Don't touch my fish. - It needs to go back. 14 00:01:00,517 --> 00:01:01,837 I said don't. 15 00:01:09,117 --> 00:01:10,243 Oh my... 16 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:11,970 God? 17 00:01:13,037 --> 00:01:16,759 Please don't tell me you were expecting an old white guy. 18 00:01:16,770 --> 00:01:17,856 Hmm? 19 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:19,877 Now, we need to have a little talk. 20 00:01:21,397 --> 00:01:22,397 Am I in trouble? 21 00:01:22,643 --> 00:01:25,186 Why are you turning your back on your church? 22 00:01:25,197 --> 00:01:27,597 Look, I... I don't want to, but I... 23 00:01:28,197 --> 00:01:30,477 I don't think I can be baptized. 24 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:32,477 - It's too hard. - Life is hard! 25 00:01:32,557 --> 00:01:34,797 And sacrifices must be made. 26 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,237 But your church needs you. 27 00:01:36,317 --> 00:01:38,277 I need you. 28 00:01:38,357 --> 00:01:40,197 I sin all the time. 29 00:01:40,277 --> 00:01:41,557 I had a wank this morning. 30 00:01:41,637 --> 00:01:43,957 And you know I wear my pants two days in a row. 31 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,277 And I... 32 00:01:46,837 --> 00:01:49,797 Eric Effiong! You are my precious child. 33 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:53,677 You are brave and bold and absolutely "effervocious." 34 00:01:54,877 --> 00:01:58,277 - I don't think that's a word. - Are you arguing with God? 35 00:01:58,357 --> 00:02:01,157 No, I... I just... Maybe you're trying to say effervescent? 36 00:02:01,237 --> 00:02:03,397 - Which is very kind of you... - Sh, sh, sh. 37 00:02:04,383 --> 00:02:06,663 Stop and listen. 38 00:02:17,197 --> 00:02:19,397 - Cal? - Would you like some bread? 39 00:02:25,717 --> 00:02:26,917 What the fuck? 40 00:03:27,597 --> 00:03:30,117 - Oh, fuck! - Jo, can you get that? 41 00:03:36,877 --> 00:03:38,957 Good mornin', sunshine. 42 00:03:39,037 --> 00:03:41,557 - Uh... Uh, no. No, excuse me. - Oh! 43 00:03:41,637 --> 00:03:43,917 What... what are you doing in my house? 44 00:03:44,066 --> 00:03:47,386 I, uh... popped by to see your mum. 45 00:03:47,397 --> 00:03:49,677 - Okay. - I've got a free period, so... 46 00:03:50,237 --> 00:03:54,237 Oh, um... you've... you've just got a few crumbs in your neck brace. 47 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,437 - What happened, by the way? - None of your business. 48 00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:59,597 Look, Otis, you don't have to be like that. 49 00:03:59,677 --> 00:04:02,757 I know that things got a little bit tense at the debate, 50 00:04:02,837 --> 00:04:04,677 but it's a competition. 51 00:04:04,757 --> 00:04:08,357 Tense? You lied about me in front of the entire college. 52 00:04:08,437 --> 00:04:11,517 I didn't lie. And you outed me in front of the entire college. 53 00:04:11,597 --> 00:04:13,917 Dr. Milburn! 54 00:04:14,437 --> 00:04:17,037 Hi. Um, I hope you don't mind me poppin' by. 55 00:04:17,117 --> 00:04:20,117 I just wanted to run through a few things before our show tonight. 56 00:04:20,197 --> 00:04:21,237 Yeah, sure. 57 00:04:21,317 --> 00:04:23,901 - Do you wanna pop into my office? - I'll leave you guys to it. 58 00:04:23,912 --> 00:04:26,272 I'll be there in just a minute. Otis! 59 00:04:28,397 --> 00:04:29,403 Darling. 60 00:04:29,797 --> 00:04:33,877 - I didn't know she was coming. - Whatever. Mum, I've gotta go. 61 00:04:34,026 --> 00:04:35,546 Wait, wait. 62 00:04:35,626 --> 00:04:40,226 Look, I know Maeve is going through a vulnerable time right now. 63 00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:43,637 I just... I think that maybe you should pay attention 64 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,237 to your own instincts on things. 65 00:04:45,317 --> 00:04:48,145 Mum, it was both of us the other night. 66 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:50,117 Okay? Maeve didn't make me do anything. 67 00:04:50,571 --> 00:04:53,746 Okay. Just it's my job to worry about you. 68 00:04:53,757 --> 00:04:56,157 You weren't worried about me when you hired my nemesis 69 00:04:56,237 --> 00:04:57,597 to be your cohost, were you? 70 00:04:58,357 --> 00:04:59,797 Enjoy your prep meeting. 71 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,477 Oh, hi. Please, take a wee seat. 72 00:05:11,677 --> 00:05:13,077 This is a safe space. 73 00:05:16,557 --> 00:05:17,656 Wow. 74 00:05:31,637 --> 00:05:32,710 O? 75 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,706 Hi, hi. Hello. 76 00:05:35,717 --> 00:05:36,757 Hi. 77 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,678 Ruby! Hey. 78 00:05:40,037 --> 00:05:41,477 Ooh. 79 00:05:41,557 --> 00:05:43,597 What are you doing here? What is that? 80 00:05:44,197 --> 00:05:47,713 Oh, uh... it's nothing. Um... A crick. 81 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:50,717 I wanted to speak with you about 82 00:05:50,797 --> 00:05:53,077 the whole next steps for the election thing. 83 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:56,146 Otis, people think you're a meninist who outs people. 84 00:05:56,157 --> 00:05:57,997 No, I know, but I'm not. 85 00:05:58,077 --> 00:06:00,597 And, well, you're so good at PR. 86 00:06:00,677 --> 00:06:02,785 I think you can get the truth out there and 87 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,277 counteract this whole spin from O. 88 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:12,317 Yes, okay. I'll get onto that today. 89 00:06:12,588 --> 00:06:14,346 - Thanks. - Where are you going? 90 00:06:14,357 --> 00:06:18,717 Ah, well, it's Maeve's mum's... funeral. 91 00:06:18,797 --> 00:06:19,877 - Oh. - Yeah. 92 00:06:20,557 --> 00:06:23,797 Which, uh... reminds me, actually. Um... 93 00:06:24,557 --> 00:06:27,917 I wanna say, like, if... if you bump into Maeve for whatever reason, 94 00:06:27,997 --> 00:06:31,877 and she asks you about that night, you know, when I stayed over, 95 00:06:33,357 --> 00:06:35,317 I told her we were working on the campaign, 96 00:06:35,397 --> 00:06:37,677 and we accidentally fell asleep. 97 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:40,437 That is what happened. 98 00:06:40,517 --> 00:06:43,677 No, I know. But, like, you know, that wasn't great. 99 00:06:43,757 --> 00:06:46,757 And I just don't want her to think that we're more than friends. 100 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:49,837 That's why you came here. To do damage control on your relationship? 101 00:06:50,063 --> 00:06:51,190 No. 102 00:06:52,117 --> 00:06:53,477 I mean, a little bit, but no. 103 00:06:53,557 --> 00:06:56,397 I wanted to speak with you about the campaign. 104 00:06:56,477 --> 00:06:59,037 Maeve doesn't need to worry. We're not more than friends. 105 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,557 - We're not friends at all. - Ruby. 106 00:07:10,757 --> 00:07:13,037 - It isn't very you. - Hmm. 107 00:07:13,677 --> 00:07:15,765 Yeah, but it is a proper funeral dress, 108 00:07:15,775 --> 00:07:17,710 which means Mum would have loved it. 109 00:07:17,997 --> 00:07:19,010 Okay. 110 00:07:21,637 --> 00:07:22,710 God. 111 00:07:23,357 --> 00:07:25,557 - Does my eye look really bad? - No. 112 00:07:26,277 --> 00:07:27,317 What happened? 113 00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:31,877 Otis and I tried to have sex. It was a disaster. 114 00:07:31,957 --> 00:07:32,957 Ooh. 115 00:07:33,037 --> 00:07:34,717 Yeah, we're not really speaking. 116 00:07:34,797 --> 00:07:37,957 It's a bit of a long story. I was gonna text you about it, but... 117 00:07:39,277 --> 00:07:40,757 Yeah. 118 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:44,877 Well, I know we're not in a very good place right now. I get it. 119 00:07:49,397 --> 00:07:52,077 Aimes, I think the Isaac thing makes me uncomfortable. 120 00:07:53,842 --> 00:07:57,597 - D-do you reckon you two could be friends? - Yes. Absolutely. 121 00:07:58,237 --> 00:08:00,877 I should never have brought it up, seriously. I mean... 122 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:04,997 Nothin' happened, and nothin' ever will happen. I promise. 123 00:08:13,397 --> 00:08:16,637 And I cannot believe you're going to a funeral with a sex injury. 124 00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:19,978 She'd be proud. 125 00:08:19,989 --> 00:08:21,186 Stop. Stop. 126 00:08:21,197 --> 00:08:23,797 Maeve, there's someone from Wallace on the phone. 127 00:08:24,517 --> 00:08:26,357 Uh... What did they say? 128 00:08:26,617 --> 00:08:30,057 They're asking if you're going back to finish the course. 129 00:08:30,797 --> 00:08:33,117 Well, tell them I'm busy. I'll call them back. 130 00:08:33,197 --> 00:08:34,717 Cremating my mother today. 131 00:08:43,277 --> 00:08:45,357 - Hello? - Jackson Marchetti? 132 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,757 - Yeah. - Your test results have come in. 133 00:08:47,837 --> 00:08:50,397 The doctor would like to see you at four p.m. today. 134 00:08:50,477 --> 00:08:52,517 Uh, okay, I'll... I'll see you then. 135 00:08:52,597 --> 00:08:55,277 See you later on. 136 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:17,090 What the fuck? 137 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:32,685 As you know, I am passionate about 138 00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:35,186 debunking sex myths on my video channel. 139 00:09:35,197 --> 00:09:39,317 So I was wonderin', is there a sex myth that you would like to debunk? 140 00:09:41,437 --> 00:09:44,677 Uh... let's see. Off the top of my head... 141 00:09:44,757 --> 00:09:46,117 Um... 142 00:09:48,082 --> 00:09:54,117 I guess there's an enduring myth about women who engage in a lot of sex 143 00:09:54,197 --> 00:09:56,238 having loose vulvas. 144 00:09:56,249 --> 00:09:59,357 Right, um... Okay, so... Ahem. 145 00:09:59,368 --> 00:10:02,519 Maybe we try it again, just a little pithier. 146 00:10:02,530 --> 00:10:04,090 So I ask about the sex myth, 147 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,677 and then you come straight in with saggy vaginas. 148 00:10:07,517 --> 00:10:11,397 So, has Celia asked you to help me with my delivery? 149 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,012 No, no, no. Um... 150 00:10:13,032 --> 00:10:16,112 I think she just wants the show to have a bit more of a pace. 151 00:10:16,444 --> 00:10:17,484 Right. 152 00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:18,810 God. 153 00:10:20,124 --> 00:10:24,124 This is so humiliating. I'm being trained by a 17-year-old. 154 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,946 Shit. Sorry, I... I don't mean to tread on your toes. 155 00:10:26,957 --> 00:10:30,157 No. That's all right. It's not your fault. 156 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:31,756 Well... 157 00:10:32,957 --> 00:10:35,677 I mean, being live on air is very different 158 00:10:35,757 --> 00:10:39,237 than sitting face-to-face to someone in private. 159 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,879 So, maybe you're feelin' a wee bit exposed? 160 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:44,130 Yeah. 161 00:10:44,317 --> 00:10:47,677 In truth, I, um... came back to work too soon. 162 00:10:48,117 --> 00:10:52,397 - And... Well, anyway, it doesn't matter. - No, no, no. It... it does. It does matter. 163 00:10:54,557 --> 00:10:57,397 If you would like to share, I'd like to listen. 164 00:11:00,677 --> 00:11:02,797 You know, there's still a feeling that 165 00:11:02,877 --> 00:11:05,717 if a woman gets off the career roller coaster, 166 00:11:05,797 --> 00:11:07,717 that she won't be let back on again. 167 00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:12,677 And it took me quite a while to get on in the first place, so... 168 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:16,437 Really? I kind of just assumed that you'd been doing this forever. 169 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:18,077 Well, sure. Um... 170 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:22,957 When I was still married, my career was on track, and... 171 00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:26,677 And then, when my husband left, it... 172 00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:30,197 all just got very difficult. 173 00:11:31,397 --> 00:11:32,597 There was the grief. 174 00:11:32,677 --> 00:11:38,157 And getting used to being a single parent was... really hard. 175 00:11:38,237 --> 00:11:39,437 Mum? 176 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:42,290 Anyway, I eventually got stronger. 177 00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:48,837 And I knew that the most important thing was that I was there for Otis. 178 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,797 And so I decided that, well, running my clinic would be enough. 179 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,417 But I've always wanted more. 180 00:11:55,637 --> 00:11:58,757 And so when this... radio job came up, 181 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,557 I didn't... I didn't want it to pass me by. 182 00:12:04,517 --> 00:12:07,437 Yeah. That all makes perfect sense. 183 00:12:09,117 --> 00:12:11,557 But it also sounds quite overwhelming. 184 00:12:13,597 --> 00:12:16,557 Gosh. How did you get me to talk about all of that? 185 00:12:18,717 --> 00:12:20,952 I think that tonight is gonna go great. 186 00:12:20,962 --> 00:12:22,896 I think you just need to trust yourself. 187 00:12:35,870 --> 00:12:40,030 Hi, team. I'm Samantha, your celebrant. 188 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:41,379 - Wow. - Ooh. 189 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,066 - Hostess with the mostest. - Hi. 190 00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:45,557 I will be guiding you through your goodbyes. 191 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,695 Ooh. What's happened to your eye? 192 00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:49,546 - She had a se... - Oh, little accident. 193 00:12:49,557 --> 00:12:50,557 Mmm. 194 00:12:51,277 --> 00:12:53,877 Oh. What a lovely picture of Elaine. 195 00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:57,083 Er... Erin. 196 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:59,106 My mum was called Erin. 197 00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:01,338 Yeah. Apologies. 198 00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:02,826 Okay, quick checklist. 199 00:13:02,837 --> 00:13:04,197 Photo, tick. 200 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:09,230 - Do you have your own floral tributes? - Yes, my brother's sorting that out. 201 00:13:09,677 --> 00:13:11,037 Tick. 202 00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:13,877 - Order of service? - Oh, that was my job. 203 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:17,599 Tick. 204 00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:19,070 Hmm. 205 00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:22,757 Do you have a track you'd like playing for Erin's entrance? 206 00:13:23,357 --> 00:13:24,677 Yeah. I do. 207 00:13:26,077 --> 00:13:27,357 Tick. 208 00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:29,410 Oof, I like saying tick. 209 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,303 Tick. 210 00:13:32,190 --> 00:13:33,470 What a great word. 211 00:13:33,597 --> 00:13:36,597 Trippingly on the tongue. Tickety tick. Tick. 212 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:37,917 Ai... Aimes. 213 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:39,157 Sorry. 214 00:13:39,957 --> 00:13:41,237 Shall I proceed? 215 00:13:42,162 --> 00:13:43,415 Yeah. 216 00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:50,437 Oh. 217 00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:51,517 Nice suit. 218 00:13:52,863 --> 00:13:54,077 Thanks. 219 00:13:54,757 --> 00:13:57,197 - Thanks for lettin' me leave early. - It's fine. 220 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,458 Hey, you're doing really well in classes. 221 00:14:00,468 --> 00:14:02,677 The kids are really listening to you. 222 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:07,219 Maybe you could, uh... teach a class on your own? 223 00:14:07,877 --> 00:14:10,077 Okay, yeah. Sure. 224 00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:13,477 Oh, um... can I just... Your tie's all... 225 00:14:13,557 --> 00:14:15,717 - Oh. - Sorry. Mm... 226 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:22,997 I mean, I... I couldn't do it. My hands... shake when I'm nervous. 227 00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,577 Well, why are you nervous? 228 00:14:25,117 --> 00:14:27,197 Uh... might... might see my ex today. 229 00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:30,197 She your... your first love? 230 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,117 Sh... Yeah. 231 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:36,197 - Somethin'... somethin' like that. - Oh. 232 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,957 It's been a while, but it still hurts. 233 00:14:40,037 --> 00:14:44,797 Well, I don't think it ever gets easier, but you look great, so... 234 00:14:44,877 --> 00:14:46,397 She's missing out. 235 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:55,252 - Oh, my... me dad's here. Better go. - Oh, all right. Cool. See you. 236 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,757 - Adam. Adam! - Yeah? 237 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,316 You can drive. 238 00:15:01,997 --> 00:15:02,997 Okay. 239 00:15:10,464 --> 00:15:14,768 Um... we don't normally allow food during the service. 240 00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:16,323 Oh. 241 00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:19,062 I mean, they look delicious. 242 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,317 - May I? - Mmm! 243 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:28,665 So good. 244 00:15:28,676 --> 00:15:31,863 Mm! Mmm! Oh, that's so good. 245 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,277 Fuck's sake. 246 00:15:33,357 --> 00:15:35,797 - Sean's not picking up. - I can go get some flowers. 247 00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:37,957 No. I don't really care about the flowers. 248 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,557 - Oh. - Honestly no need for all this. 249 00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:41,517 No one's coming. I told you. 250 00:15:47,757 --> 00:15:50,277 - How's the neck? - Better, I think. 251 00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:54,077 - And how's the old penis? - I don't know what's wrong with it. 252 00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:57,157 I was... I was feeling guilty about staying at Ruby's house, 253 00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:59,957 and couldn't stop thinkin' about it. 254 00:16:00,037 --> 00:16:02,837 Do you think you were trying to make Maeve a little jealous? 255 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,037 - No. - No? Not even a little bit? 256 00:16:07,146 --> 00:16:08,878 I wouldn't have had to stay there if 257 00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,186 you didn't dump me for your new friends. 258 00:16:10,197 --> 00:16:12,997 Ah! Wh... Hang on. Are you blaming me? 259 00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:15,584 Otis, you literally said you were fine with it! 260 00:16:15,957 --> 00:16:17,477 It's Maeve. Wait. 261 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:19,776 Hey. 262 00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:22,397 Sean was to be here at 12:00. He's not picking up his phone. 263 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,445 - I'm sure he'll be there soon. - What is it? 264 00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:28,056 I really need him to be here, Otis. 265 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:32,037 Uh... we'll find him. Don't worry. Uh, where's he staying? 266 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,256 His mate's. 267 00:16:33,356 --> 00:16:34,556 Dodgy Mo. 268 00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:36,477 Text me the address? 269 00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:37,826 I'll send it now. 270 00:16:37,837 --> 00:16:39,757 Okay, yeah. Don't worry. 271 00:16:39,837 --> 00:16:40,839 - Okay. - Bye-bye. 272 00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:41,890 Bye. 273 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:44,917 Where are we going? 274 00:16:44,997 --> 00:16:48,077 To find someone called Dodgy Mo. 275 00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,877 Oh my God, Turtle! 276 00:16:54,957 --> 00:16:58,877 She just smiled. Not a gassy one. Like, an actual smile. 277 00:17:00,677 --> 00:17:03,837 - Has she ever done that before? - No. Hello. 278 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:07,237 Go on, smile for Mummy. Smile for Mummy. 279 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,437 Oh fuck. Sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. 280 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,797 - It's okay. - Come on, darling. Smile for Mummy. 281 00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:13,757 - I think she's hungry. - Oh, okay. 282 00:17:13,837 --> 00:17:17,357 It's okay. I just, um... I've got such a bad headache. 283 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,637 They said this would happen when I started taking the antidepressants. 284 00:17:20,717 --> 00:17:22,277 Do you have any pain meds, Jo? 285 00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:23,637 No, I don't. 286 00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:25,656 Sorry. 287 00:17:26,037 --> 00:17:30,397 Yes. I've been thinking about this childcare. 288 00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:34,397 I mean, maybe I could open a nursery. 289 00:17:34,408 --> 00:17:38,015 You know, like... like one of those fancy ones with baby yoga. 290 00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:40,202 - Yeah. - Would you do that before 291 00:17:40,212 --> 00:17:42,317 or after you cleared your debt? 292 00:17:43,277 --> 00:17:47,157 Yeah, I, um... I wanted to, uh, talk to you about that, actually, um... 293 00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:49,745 About you maybe loaning me the money. 294 00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:51,317 I mean, I... I would pay it all back. 295 00:17:51,397 --> 00:17:53,317 - Obviously. - Um... 296 00:17:53,837 --> 00:17:54,957 That's a lot of money. 297 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,437 But can we talk about this another time? 298 00:17:57,448 --> 00:17:58,943 I mean, I promise I'll think about it. 299 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,392 I just... I have to go to the pharmacy. 300 00:18:01,403 --> 00:18:03,323 Shit. Can you... can you grab me a Mooncup? 301 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:07,757 And also, some of those fiber powder things. I haven't pooed for days. 302 00:18:08,277 --> 00:18:12,117 - Actually, I'll just come with you. - Great. Okay... 303 00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:25,117 Why are you being so quiet? 304 00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:28,237 It's hypocritical of you to take the queer night so personally. 305 00:18:28,317 --> 00:18:31,037 - You dump me for Maeve all the time. - Look, Eric! 306 00:18:31,117 --> 00:18:33,517 - Her mum... - It's not the first time, is it? 307 00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,757 No. I hardly ever see you anymore, Eric. 308 00:18:38,837 --> 00:18:41,157 You're always with Abbi and those guys. 309 00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:42,317 Oh! 310 00:18:46,523 --> 00:18:47,570 Hello. 311 00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:56,837 Oh, uh... hi. Hi! Uh, we are looking for Dodgy Mo. 312 00:18:57,365 --> 00:18:59,317 - Not his actual name. - It's his street name. 313 00:18:59,397 --> 00:19:01,797 Dodgy Mo. Yeah, yeah, that's me. 314 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:04,190 Is Sean staying here? 315 00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:06,637 No. Sean didn't come back last night. 316 00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:11,637 Well, if you see him, could you ask him to call his sister Maeve? 317 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,477 - It's urgent. - Yes. 318 00:19:15,357 --> 00:19:16,397 - Yeah? - Yeah? 319 00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:19,316 Okay. Thank you. Thank you, Dodgy Mo. 320 00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:21,477 Hang on a sec. 321 00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:22,917 Uh... Yeah... 322 00:19:26,597 --> 00:19:28,666 These got delivered for Sean. 323 00:19:28,677 --> 00:19:29,797 - Uh... - Sorry. 324 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,077 I can't have them in the house 'cause of me allergies, so... 325 00:19:32,157 --> 00:19:33,237 - Oh. - If you take 'em? 326 00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:35,077 You'll probably see him before me, so... 327 00:19:35,157 --> 00:19:36,797 - Of course. Mm-hmm. - Of course. 328 00:19:36,877 --> 00:19:39,557 - Thanks. - Mmm. Uh... Yeah. 329 00:19:41,637 --> 00:19:42,717 Um... 330 00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,397 So, I don't get it. 331 00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:51,517 - You don't want me to have other friends? - No! 332 00:19:51,597 --> 00:19:52,637 - Or what? - I dunno. 333 00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:56,277 I just sometimes feel like you'd rather hang out with the cool kids. 334 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,615 I'm getting left behind. 335 00:19:57,626 --> 00:20:00,826 I wouldn't rather hang out with those other guys, Oatcake. 336 00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:04,237 But sometimes we have more in common. 337 00:20:04,317 --> 00:20:06,917 Can you tell me one thing that's been goin' on in my life? 338 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,237 Uh... You going back to church? 339 00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:11,837 No, I'm not, actually! 340 00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:15,077 I'm having an existential crisis about it, but you wouldn't know that. 341 00:20:15,157 --> 00:20:18,477 - You don't care if it's not about you. - What? 342 00:20:18,557 --> 00:20:21,557 That's... Uh... No! That's... that is so unfair. 343 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:22,917 How is it unfair? 344 00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:24,015 - Go on. - Uh... 345 00:20:24,026 --> 00:20:25,466 - Whoa. Wow. Wow! - Whoa! 346 00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:27,077 - Oh my gosh! - Whoa! 347 00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:29,557 I can't stop. I can't stop! Eric, help! 348 00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:31,797 Oatcake! Oh my gosh! 349 00:20:31,877 --> 00:20:34,037 - Ah! - Ow! 350 00:20:34,117 --> 00:20:37,037 - Ow! Oh... Ow! - Oatcake! 351 00:20:37,117 --> 00:20:38,997 - Oh my gosh. Are you okay? - Aah! I'll just... 352 00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,757 - Give me your hand. - There's pine in my eye. 353 00:20:40,837 --> 00:20:42,197 - Give me your hand! - Oh, yeah... 354 00:20:42,277 --> 00:20:43,917 Here! 355 00:20:43,997 --> 00:20:45,877 - Oh my gosh. - Ow! There's something in my eye. 356 00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:48,517 - Are you okay? Let me see your eye. Let... - I'm fine. 357 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,717 Fucking neck brace! 358 00:20:57,237 --> 00:20:58,758 The flowers! Oh! 359 00:20:58,769 --> 00:21:00,597 - They're gonna be okay. - What are we gonna do? 360 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,317 - It's going to be okay. Yes. - Eric, put them back in the holes. 361 00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:04,826 No. No, Oatcake. 362 00:21:04,837 --> 00:21:07,899 Carnations on the outside. Roses on the inside. 363 00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:09,350 Follow the color code. 364 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,397 We have stuff in common as well, right? 365 00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:18,117 Of course we do. 366 00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:21,877 I'm just trying to say that there's... there's parts of my life 367 00:21:21,957 --> 00:21:24,917 - that you don't really understand. - Like what? 368 00:21:24,997 --> 00:21:28,157 Well, like the fact that I'm a Christian. 369 00:21:28,602 --> 00:21:31,922 Or the fact that my family doesn't have as much money as yours. 370 00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:34,953 Or we don't talk about race, for example. 371 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:37,485 Look, I'm just... I guess I'm just trying 372 00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:39,996 to say that we're very different, 373 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,586 and we don't talk about it. 374 00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:45,157 - Okay. Why are you blaming me for that? - I'm not blaming you. 375 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,717 I'm just trying to say how I feel. 376 00:21:54,197 --> 00:21:56,477 Okay. Well, um... we're gonna be late. 377 00:21:56,557 --> 00:22:00,117 We should just get this sorted and... 378 00:22:03,997 --> 00:22:05,023 Great. 379 00:22:08,797 --> 00:22:09,797 Constable. 380 00:22:09,946 --> 00:22:12,826 Famous for his landscapes, mainly of the Suffolk countryside, 381 00:22:12,837 --> 00:22:14,397 which sounds boring, but in his hands, 382 00:22:14,477 --> 00:22:17,277 these luscious landscapes pulsate with drama. 383 00:22:17,797 --> 00:22:21,357 Festering riverbanks, crumbling brickwork, slimy bridges, 384 00:22:21,437 --> 00:22:23,717 living, breathing, moving trees. 385 00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:26,437 He loved willows. 386 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,437 He was drawn to their sloping frames, 387 00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:31,157 their branches plunging deep into undulating water. 388 00:22:31,237 --> 00:22:33,677 - You can feel the moist air of the mornings. - Yeah. 389 00:22:33,757 --> 00:22:36,117 He painted another form for feeling. 390 00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:38,652 - Yes? - May I use the bathroom? 391 00:22:38,789 --> 00:22:41,349 Yes. Sorry. Of course you can. 392 00:22:41,717 --> 00:22:43,317 Where was I? Oh, yes. 393 00:22:43,397 --> 00:22:45,357 Constable's unrecognized genius. 394 00:22:45,437 --> 00:22:48,597 This visceral living, moving... 395 00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:02,117 Can I touch you? 396 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:27,917 Ooh... 397 00:23:38,357 --> 00:23:42,197 I'm sorry. I'm on T, so I thought I wouldn't get my period. 398 00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:45,277 Don't worry. I don't mind. 399 00:23:48,957 --> 00:23:50,037 Are you all right? 400 00:23:50,877 --> 00:23:51,956 Yeah. 401 00:23:52,317 --> 00:23:53,450 Um... 402 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,437 I think I just, uh... I think I need a second. 403 00:24:20,257 --> 00:24:22,497 Pick up. Pick up the phone, you dick. 404 00:24:22,637 --> 00:24:24,459 Fuck's sake. 405 00:24:25,237 --> 00:24:26,517 - Oh my God. - Hey. 406 00:24:26,657 --> 00:24:27,823 Hi. 407 00:24:29,983 --> 00:24:31,863 - Oh... - We couldn't find him. 408 00:24:31,874 --> 00:24:35,592 The flowers, they sort of broke in the middle a little bit. Sorry. 409 00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:45,270 Are you okay? 410 00:24:47,077 --> 00:24:49,677 Yeah. Just wish Sean would pick up the fucking phone. 411 00:24:53,237 --> 00:24:55,077 It's almost time to start. 412 00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:59,597 Are you waiting on... some people? 413 00:24:59,677 --> 00:25:01,517 Uh, no, this is... this is everyone. 414 00:25:02,518 --> 00:25:05,026 Shall we just get it over with? 415 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,917 - Yeah. - Well, actually... 416 00:25:08,783 --> 00:25:10,826 Wait. Wait, wait. A flower. 417 00:25:15,077 --> 00:25:16,957 What... what are they doing here? 418 00:25:17,106 --> 00:25:19,626 You worried about your mum being alone, so I invited them. 419 00:25:19,637 --> 00:25:21,277 I hope I didn't do the wrong thing. 420 00:25:22,957 --> 00:25:25,637 It's a really nice thing to do. Thanks, Aimes. 421 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:29,717 Oh, good. I wondered who was gonna carry the coffin. 422 00:25:30,517 --> 00:25:31,517 Come on. 423 00:25:32,037 --> 00:25:33,757 Oh, yeah. 424 00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:36,106 Come on. 425 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:37,717 - Hi. - Thanks for coming. 426 00:25:58,917 --> 00:25:59,956 Hi. 427 00:26:17,317 --> 00:26:18,557 It was my mum's favorite. 428 00:26:20,077 --> 00:26:21,477 I love this song. 429 00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,677 Okay, uh... to me. 430 00:26:26,757 --> 00:26:28,557 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. - Pivot. Pivot. 431 00:26:30,237 --> 00:26:32,077 Okay. Okay. 432 00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:35,717 Please be upstanding, for those who can. 433 00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:37,677 That means you. 434 00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:52,637 Oh. 435 00:26:54,506 --> 00:26:56,952 Sorry, the... the Wi-Fi is... 436 00:26:56,963 --> 00:26:58,363 Shall... shall we go back? 437 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:02,038 - Shall we... shall we start again? - No, keep going. 438 00:27:02,049 --> 00:27:03,735 - Uh, back it up a bit? - Adam. 439 00:27:03,746 --> 00:27:05,466 - Otis, keep going. - Adam, wh... 440 00:27:05,477 --> 00:27:06,823 - Ah! - Sorry. 441 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,055 - Sh. - Come... 442 00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:10,138 - Just go. Just go. - My toe. 443 00:27:10,149 --> 00:27:11,269 Come on. 444 00:27:23,677 --> 00:27:24,997 - Whoa! - Oh! 445 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,997 - Jesus. Jackson! - Oh my gosh. 446 00:27:27,077 --> 00:27:28,877 - Shit. Sorry, sorry. - Steady. Steady. 447 00:27:30,226 --> 00:27:31,386 Okay, slowly. 448 00:27:31,397 --> 00:27:34,157 - Just squeeze round... - Going round, are we? Okay. Right. 449 00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:37,357 - Easy. Straighten her up. - Guys, it's wonky. Straighten. 450 00:27:37,437 --> 00:27:39,677 - Fingers. Hold on. - There. 451 00:28:04,597 --> 00:28:09,117 Welcome, everyone, and apologies for that little musical hiccup, 452 00:28:09,466 --> 00:28:14,157 but I'm sure Erin's singing her favorite song wherever she is. 453 00:28:15,317 --> 00:28:17,072 Hopefully. 454 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:18,397 My name is Samantha. 455 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:20,837 I'm your celebrant today. 456 00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:25,525 And we are gathered here so that Erin Willy can continue... 457 00:28:25,536 --> 00:28:27,536 Wiley. Erin... Erin Wiley. 458 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,830 - Wiley? - Yep. 459 00:28:32,357 --> 00:28:33,917 It reads like Willy on the page. 460 00:28:33,997 --> 00:28:35,997 It quite clearly reads like Wiley. 461 00:28:36,476 --> 00:28:37,556 Mm-mm. 462 00:28:39,997 --> 00:28:42,637 so that Erin Wiley 463 00:28:43,237 --> 00:28:46,597 can continue to live on in our memories. 464 00:28:47,157 --> 00:28:48,957 Erin was born in Moordale, 465 00:28:49,179 --> 00:28:52,131 and she is survived by two children. 466 00:28:52,142 --> 00:28:53,168 Three. 467 00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:54,883 Three children. 468 00:28:55,397 --> 00:28:59,157 Maeve, Sean, and Elsie... 469 00:28:59,837 --> 00:29:02,357 who were the light of her life. 470 00:29:03,957 --> 00:29:07,037 Being a single mum had its challenges. 471 00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:09,317 But she was the kind of woman 472 00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:12,906 who rose to the occasion with energy and enthusiasm. 473 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,357 What are you doing? 474 00:29:14,437 --> 00:29:15,477 Sorry I'm late. 475 00:29:15,997 --> 00:29:16,997 Welcome. 476 00:29:18,937 --> 00:29:21,626 Ahem. Erin had a vibrant spirit... 477 00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:23,997 - Who are these people? - I've been calling you for hours. 478 00:29:24,077 --> 00:29:27,612 And she enjoyed listening to music, talking to friends. 479 00:29:27,623 --> 00:29:28,863 And, you know, 480 00:29:29,306 --> 00:29:31,586 I think we can all take comfort 481 00:29:31,789 --> 00:29:36,389 in the idea that there is a particularly bright 482 00:29:36,717 --> 00:29:40,277 new star in the sky tonight. 483 00:29:45,157 --> 00:29:46,237 This is great. 484 00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:49,946 This is... fab. It really... 485 00:29:49,957 --> 00:29:52,237 - I mean... I mean, it's complete crap. - Shut up. 486 00:29:53,437 --> 00:29:56,237 But it is beautifully... beautifully crafted. 487 00:29:56,806 --> 00:29:58,546 - Thank you. - Stop it. 488 00:29:58,557 --> 00:30:01,941 - I actually think I might add to it. - No. No, no, no. Sean. 489 00:30:01,952 --> 00:30:05,717 If you don't mind if I say a few words... 490 00:30:05,728 --> 00:30:07,106 - Thank you. - Please don't. 491 00:30:07,117 --> 00:30:09,037 - About my mother. - Sean. 492 00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:13,530 My darling mummy 493 00:30:14,477 --> 00:30:17,957 died doing what she loved. 494 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:22,956 Drugs. 495 00:30:23,717 --> 00:30:24,872 Oh, come on. 496 00:30:24,882 --> 00:30:27,677 We weren't all buying that "she's a bright star in the sky" stuff. 497 00:30:27,757 --> 00:30:29,157 Were we? 498 00:30:29,757 --> 00:30:32,157 No, I think it would actually be much more appropriate 499 00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:34,426 if I, as her son, 500 00:30:34,437 --> 00:30:37,677 shared a few stories of Erin from our childhood. 501 00:30:38,877 --> 00:30:41,357 Should I tell them about the games we used to play? 502 00:30:42,693 --> 00:30:46,685 Shall I? Number one. Ahem. Football in the dark. 503 00:30:46,696 --> 00:30:49,826 This was a good one, where Mum would kick us out of our caravan 504 00:30:49,837 --> 00:30:51,197 in the middle of the night, 505 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:55,528 so that she could get high and then screw some guy called Greg. 506 00:30:55,677 --> 00:31:00,117 Then, there was, of course, "ciggie hunting" or "hunt the cigarette," 507 00:31:00,197 --> 00:31:02,477 which is when we used to go to the park 508 00:31:02,557 --> 00:31:04,425 and had to get on our hands and knees 509 00:31:04,435 --> 00:31:06,437 and search in the mud for cigarette butts 510 00:31:06,517 --> 00:31:08,332 that were just long enough for Mum 511 00:31:08,342 --> 00:31:10,237 to smoke 'cause we had run out of money. 512 00:31:11,717 --> 00:31:14,004 And then... I've got loads of these. I can keep going. 513 00:31:14,015 --> 00:31:16,831 - There was my favorite... - Stop it, Sean. That's enough. 514 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:18,597 You're humiliating yourself. 515 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,026 Come off it, sis. 516 00:31:28,648 --> 00:31:30,451 As if a fancy dress and a nice photo 517 00:31:30,462 --> 00:31:32,117 is gonna convince anyone in this room 518 00:31:32,197 --> 00:31:34,797 that our mum was nothing but a dirty junkie. 519 00:31:39,837 --> 00:31:41,110 Get out. 520 00:31:41,717 --> 00:31:42,797 Get out! 521 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:46,597 Fine. With pleasure. 522 00:31:51,837 --> 00:31:52,976 Bye, Mum. 523 00:32:01,830 --> 00:32:05,310 I think we shall just take a little break. 524 00:32:09,277 --> 00:32:10,476 Sean. 525 00:32:11,637 --> 00:32:13,437 Sean, stop running away from me. 526 00:32:14,696 --> 00:32:18,136 - Why do you have to be so selfish? - Because I can't be fake like you. 527 00:32:19,157 --> 00:32:22,277 - I'm trying to give her a nice send-off. - It's not fair. 528 00:32:22,843 --> 00:32:25,523 - What's not fair? - You're gonna get out of this place. 529 00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:28,877 But I'm gonna die alone, just like Mum. 530 00:32:29,957 --> 00:32:31,717 You can get yourself clean, Sean. 531 00:32:35,277 --> 00:32:37,237 Well, it doesn't really matter anyway 532 00:32:37,797 --> 00:32:41,037 because you're gonna go back to your fancy little life in America 533 00:32:41,048 --> 00:32:42,488 and forget I exist. 534 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:44,470 I'm leaving. 535 00:32:45,517 --> 00:32:47,797 Sean, don't do this. We're saying goodbye to Mum. 536 00:32:49,997 --> 00:32:52,797 She didn't care about saying goodbye to us, did she? 537 00:33:05,157 --> 00:33:06,197 Oh... 538 00:33:17,757 --> 00:33:21,837 Customer announcement. All tropical fish now half price. 539 00:33:26,517 --> 00:33:29,255 This koala thing is so great. 540 00:33:29,266 --> 00:33:31,306 Look, she's already asleep. 541 00:33:31,317 --> 00:33:32,957 Hmm. 542 00:33:33,957 --> 00:33:34,957 Oh shit. 543 00:33:36,117 --> 00:33:38,517 - What are you doing? - I'm hiding. 544 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:41,317 - From who? - From him. 545 00:33:41,397 --> 00:33:43,456 Oh my God, that's Dan! Shit. 546 00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:45,015 He must've really had a motorbike accident. 547 00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:46,626 - How do you know Dan? - What are you doing? 548 00:33:46,637 --> 00:33:47,837 How do you know Dan? 549 00:33:48,437 --> 00:33:50,397 That's the guy that I've been seeing. 550 00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:53,196 Fuck! Agh! 551 00:33:53,597 --> 00:33:54,717 Fucking hell. 552 00:33:56,957 --> 00:33:58,757 What? 553 00:33:59,717 --> 00:34:01,743 That's Joy's dad. 554 00:34:03,037 --> 00:34:06,877 - What, so you and Dan? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 555 00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:11,637 Well, how sure are you about the whole dad thing? 556 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:14,957 - Well, 95% sure. - For fuck's sake! 557 00:34:15,037 --> 00:34:16,997 - You haven't slept with him, have you? - No. 558 00:34:17,077 --> 00:34:19,037 I actually really quite like him. 559 00:34:21,757 --> 00:34:23,797 You know you can't see him anymore, right? 560 00:34:23,877 --> 00:34:26,037 Yes. Course. 561 00:34:27,477 --> 00:34:29,437 - Shit. - Fucking typical. 562 00:34:51,677 --> 00:34:53,557 Oh. You're home early. 563 00:34:54,236 --> 00:34:55,236 You okay? 564 00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:01,037 I don't really wanna talk about it right now. 565 00:35:02,484 --> 00:35:03,896 If that's all right. 566 00:35:09,157 --> 00:35:10,199 Okay. 567 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,997 Mmm. 568 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:31,157 Can we have some cake? 569 00:35:31,237 --> 00:35:33,157 - Do you think she's okay? - Hope so. 570 00:35:37,757 --> 00:35:39,797 - Hey, kids. - Hi. 571 00:35:39,808 --> 00:35:41,688 Um, just so you know, 572 00:35:41,837 --> 00:35:44,757 um, I have another funeral this afternoon. 573 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,197 So... 574 00:35:47,429 --> 00:35:48,629 Um... 575 00:35:50,271 --> 00:35:51,871 - Okay. - Yeah. 576 00:35:51,936 --> 00:35:53,136 Mm-hmm. 577 00:35:56,757 --> 00:35:58,677 - I'm gonna look for her. - Okay. 578 00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:04,597 It's all right. 579 00:36:15,197 --> 00:36:16,598 - How have you been? - Good. 580 00:36:16,609 --> 00:36:17,670 Good. 581 00:36:19,197 --> 00:36:20,256 Hmm. 582 00:36:25,997 --> 00:36:27,037 I'm... 583 00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,839 working with horses now. 584 00:36:31,437 --> 00:36:32,770 Are you? 585 00:36:32,997 --> 00:36:35,517 Mmm. 586 00:36:38,557 --> 00:36:39,836 Did you, um... 587 00:36:41,437 --> 00:36:43,637 did you ever tell your parents? 588 00:36:46,277 --> 00:36:48,957 Yeah, uh... I have. 589 00:36:52,637 --> 00:36:54,557 They were pretty good about it. 590 00:36:55,077 --> 00:36:58,357 That's amazing, Adam. That's... that's huge. 591 00:36:59,597 --> 00:37:01,637 I'm so proud of you, genuinely. 592 00:37:03,437 --> 00:37:05,357 I'm still findin' it really hard... 593 00:37:05,437 --> 00:37:07,277 - Mmm? - Uh... to be... 594 00:37:07,357 --> 00:37:09,557 - To be fully out. - Mmm. 595 00:37:10,157 --> 00:37:13,077 When did you stop feeling ashamed? 596 00:37:14,317 --> 00:37:18,197 Oh... it's a... it's a long road. 597 00:37:19,477 --> 00:37:20,557 Hmm. 598 00:37:20,637 --> 00:37:24,757 But, Adam, you... you have to believe that you deserve good things. 599 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:28,997 And, Adam, you have to love yourself. 600 00:37:29,797 --> 00:37:30,936 Mm-hmm. 601 00:37:37,877 --> 00:37:41,677 I know that we weren't... right together. 602 00:37:44,317 --> 00:37:45,597 But I do really miss you. 603 00:37:49,837 --> 00:37:52,917 You're completely... "effercrescent." 604 00:37:56,877 --> 00:37:59,517 Uh... Did you... Sorry, um... do you mean effervescent? 605 00:38:00,477 --> 00:38:02,197 - Uh... yes, I did. - Yeah. 606 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,323 Yes, I did. 607 00:38:11,677 --> 00:38:12,997 Colin... Colin, no. 608 00:38:13,837 --> 00:38:15,117 What? 609 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:20,298 I can't find her anywhere. 610 00:38:20,309 --> 00:38:22,749 What should we do? Should we tell everyone to go home? 611 00:38:24,317 --> 00:38:26,277 No. She'll be back. I think. 612 00:38:26,357 --> 00:38:27,416 Okay. 613 00:38:30,497 --> 00:38:32,577 She keeps tappin' her watch at me. 614 00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:56,730 Found you. 615 00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:08,177 Do you think if I die of embarrassment, I might get a discount? 616 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,917 I can check the brochure, but I doubt it. 617 00:39:12,077 --> 00:39:14,037 I didn't need an audience in there. 618 00:39:14,837 --> 00:39:16,917 Aimee was just trying to help, you know. 619 00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:30,997 Your brother's in pain. 620 00:39:33,197 --> 00:39:34,477 She wasn't all bad. 621 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,983 Of course she wasn't. No one's all bad. 622 00:39:39,706 --> 00:39:41,982 Look, this is fucking awful. 623 00:39:41,993 --> 00:39:46,506 And most people here won't understand this dysfunctional family shit. 624 00:39:46,597 --> 00:39:49,317 But even though it's hard, you wanted to honor Erin, 625 00:39:49,883 --> 00:39:52,203 and that's something to be incredibly proud of. 626 00:39:55,397 --> 00:39:57,957 So get back in there and tell them about your mum. 627 00:40:01,437 --> 00:40:02,503 Okay. 628 00:40:12,357 --> 00:40:13,637 - All right? - Yeah. 629 00:40:14,557 --> 00:40:16,517 Um... Okay, folks, the break's over. 630 00:40:17,117 --> 00:40:20,763 We now have the eulogy, which is going to be read by 631 00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:22,730 Erin's daughter, Maeve. 632 00:40:34,237 --> 00:40:35,237 Okay. 633 00:40:47,556 --> 00:40:48,956 Sorry. 634 00:40:53,277 --> 00:40:55,317 All that stuff my brother said is true. 635 00:40:56,237 --> 00:40:57,517 My mum was an addict. 636 00:40:59,517 --> 00:41:02,597 She also helped set up my first business when I was eight years old, 637 00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:04,117 washing people's cars. 638 00:41:05,157 --> 00:41:07,477 She taught me how to pick out returning customers 639 00:41:07,557 --> 00:41:09,798 and how to make good tips. 640 00:41:09,809 --> 00:41:12,649 She loved to sing, even though she sang terribly 641 00:41:12,677 --> 00:41:14,397 and could never get the lyrics right. 642 00:41:15,677 --> 00:41:17,597 And... 643 00:41:18,197 --> 00:41:19,477 we never went hungry, 644 00:41:20,557 --> 00:41:22,357 which was no mean feat. 645 00:41:22,437 --> 00:41:25,557 Even when she was high, she would make these, um... 646 00:41:25,637 --> 00:41:27,197 stupid pancakes for us, 647 00:41:27,277 --> 00:41:29,317 with chocolate smiley faces. 648 00:41:29,496 --> 00:41:30,676 Pretty good. 649 00:41:31,397 --> 00:41:34,157 And, yeah, I think... 650 00:41:34,677 --> 00:41:36,197 Sorry. 651 00:41:46,997 --> 00:41:47,997 Yeah. 652 00:41:51,237 --> 00:41:55,317 Uh... I think what I'm trying to say is that 653 00:41:55,397 --> 00:41:57,797 a mother can be a pretty shit parent sometimes, 654 00:41:57,877 --> 00:42:01,957 and you can still love them and want them to get better. 655 00:42:01,968 --> 00:42:06,368 And someone can be an addict and still be generous and kind. 656 00:42:07,717 --> 00:42:11,197 Mmm, I really hate her for everything she put me through, but... 657 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:16,797 I also miss her... with every cell of my being. 658 00:42:20,277 --> 00:42:21,390 Okay. 659 00:42:26,917 --> 00:42:30,317 So as our ceremony comes to a close, 660 00:42:31,077 --> 00:42:33,357 and we all go back to our daily lives, 661 00:42:35,197 --> 00:42:37,677 I hope you've gained some comfort 662 00:42:38,677 --> 00:42:40,757 from us all being together today. 663 00:42:44,197 --> 00:42:45,477 Thank you. 664 00:42:54,317 --> 00:42:55,317 Do you know it? 665 00:42:57,136 --> 00:42:58,169 Yeah. 666 00:42:58,477 --> 00:42:59,717 Do you think... you... 667 00:43:00,237 --> 00:43:01,797 - I think. - Mmm. 668 00:43:03,617 --> 00:43:04,697 - Okay. - Yeah. 669 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:14,843 Who's that? 670 00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:18,003 Ahem. 671 00:44:19,088 --> 00:44:20,090 Come on! 672 00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:55,437 All of you! Here we go! 673 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:28,546 I'm gonna see if he's okay. 674 00:45:50,117 --> 00:45:51,197 Cheers. 675 00:45:56,037 --> 00:45:57,270 Whoo! 676 00:46:04,557 --> 00:46:05,763 Hey. 677 00:46:09,136 --> 00:46:10,216 What's going on? 678 00:46:12,563 --> 00:46:13,683 I just had... 679 00:46:14,986 --> 00:46:17,186 Just wanted to check everything was all right. 680 00:46:17,197 --> 00:46:18,869 Yeah, everything's fine. 681 00:46:20,770 --> 00:46:23,690 Um... I'll be there in a minute. Thank you. 682 00:46:23,997 --> 00:46:25,197 Yeah. Sure. 683 00:46:32,477 --> 00:46:34,077 What? 684 00:46:35,789 --> 00:46:37,246 I don't know, man. 685 00:46:37,556 --> 00:46:40,116 - I just think he's a bit weird. - What, Beau? 686 00:46:42,744 --> 00:46:43,824 What are you sayin'? 687 00:46:44,117 --> 00:46:46,037 He's super intense, no? 688 00:46:48,637 --> 00:46:51,517 - Why you gettin' jealous? - I'm not being jealous. 689 00:46:51,597 --> 00:46:54,157 I'm just worried that it's movin' so fast. 690 00:46:54,237 --> 00:46:56,557 - Okay. Well, Jackson, he's my boyfriend. - Yeah. 691 00:46:56,637 --> 00:46:59,463 And I know you're going through a tough time at the moment, but... 692 00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:01,290 I'm happy. 693 00:47:05,117 --> 00:47:06,637 - All right. If you're sure. - We good? 694 00:47:06,717 --> 00:47:08,637 - Yeah. - Right, see you in there. 695 00:47:17,517 --> 00:47:19,837 - It was good to see you, man. - You too. 696 00:47:21,357 --> 00:47:22,557 Take care, yeah? 697 00:47:26,797 --> 00:47:28,117 I'll have one after, yeah. 698 00:47:28,197 --> 00:47:29,637 - Hey. - Hey. 699 00:47:29,717 --> 00:47:31,037 Aww. 700 00:47:36,037 --> 00:47:37,077 You all right, mate? 701 00:47:37,997 --> 00:47:39,357 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 702 00:47:39,437 --> 00:47:42,437 Was just, um... just getting Viv's stuff for her. 703 00:47:42,590 --> 00:47:43,590 Hmm. 704 00:47:44,157 --> 00:47:45,323 'Scuse me. 705 00:47:53,277 --> 00:47:55,237 Hi, Jeffrey. Thanks for coming. 706 00:47:55,837 --> 00:47:57,557 Cynthia's sorry she's not here. 707 00:47:58,317 --> 00:48:00,357 Funerals remind her of Jonathan. 708 00:48:00,437 --> 00:48:02,717 Ah. Oh, of course, yeah. 709 00:48:04,110 --> 00:48:08,630 Your mum could be a bit of an arse, but it's sad she died. 710 00:48:09,677 --> 00:48:12,117 And what you said up there was... 711 00:48:13,410 --> 00:48:14,570 was... was lovely. 712 00:48:18,549 --> 00:48:20,290 Thanks, Jeffrey. 713 00:48:21,863 --> 00:48:22,937 Hey. 714 00:48:22,948 --> 00:48:25,388 Hi. Thanks for coming. 715 00:48:25,472 --> 00:48:27,186 Maeve, I'm so sorry. 716 00:48:28,237 --> 00:48:29,277 How are you both? 717 00:48:29,357 --> 00:48:30,757 - Yeah, good. Um... - Good, yeah. 718 00:48:30,837 --> 00:48:34,237 I'm still teaching, and Emily's gone back to university. 719 00:48:34,317 --> 00:48:35,637 - Wow. - Yeah, 720 00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:39,077 I... I'm doing, um... a master's in literature. 721 00:48:39,677 --> 00:48:42,157 Yeah. Uh... You actually inspired me. 722 00:48:42,757 --> 00:48:44,957 - Really? - Getting to study at Wallace. 723 00:48:45,037 --> 00:48:47,237 - It must be amazing. - Yeah, hotshot. 724 00:48:47,317 --> 00:48:48,997 - Yeah. - It's pretty incredible. 725 00:48:49,077 --> 00:48:52,877 I bet you're doing so well. Top of your class in everything? 726 00:48:55,077 --> 00:48:56,077 Anyway, uh... 727 00:48:57,917 --> 00:49:02,237 I am just so unbelievably proud of you. 728 00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,557 Teaching you and watching you thrive 729 00:49:04,637 --> 00:49:06,597 when you've had so much working against you 730 00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:11,157 has been one of the greatest privileges of my career. 731 00:49:13,597 --> 00:49:14,677 Oh... 732 00:49:19,677 --> 00:49:20,736 Thank you. 733 00:49:21,557 --> 00:49:22,597 Thank you. 734 00:49:23,957 --> 00:49:26,597 - Get home safe. Enjoy the cupcakes. - Yeah. Oh, we will. 735 00:49:26,677 --> 00:49:28,357 - Sorry he took two. - Aimee Gibbs special. 736 00:49:34,117 --> 00:49:35,277 Okay. 737 00:49:38,757 --> 00:49:39,950 Bye, Maeve. 738 00:49:41,597 --> 00:49:43,197 I'm so sorry for your loss. 739 00:49:44,637 --> 00:49:46,757 Thanks. Enjoy the cupcakes. 740 00:49:49,477 --> 00:49:51,197 Thank you. Thanks for coming. 741 00:49:51,883 --> 00:49:52,976 Hey. 742 00:49:54,663 --> 00:49:55,863 Are we okay? 743 00:49:56,317 --> 00:49:59,837 Because I don't feel like we need to fight. Can we just move on? 744 00:50:00,677 --> 00:50:02,317 Yeah, I don't know. 745 00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:05,037 I don't know. 746 00:50:06,764 --> 00:50:12,644 I just... I don't feel like you really heard what I've said. 747 00:50:13,797 --> 00:50:16,517 Well, I... I don't feel like you've heard what I've said. 748 00:50:22,317 --> 00:50:24,117 Okay. Uh... 749 00:50:28,797 --> 00:50:31,677 Maybe we need some time apart from each other. 750 00:50:36,397 --> 00:50:37,510 Yeah. 751 00:50:38,517 --> 00:50:39,637 Yeah, maybe. 752 00:50:43,477 --> 00:50:45,117 Cool. Cool. 753 00:50:45,430 --> 00:50:47,270 I'll... see you around. 754 00:51:05,183 --> 00:51:06,576 How are you doing? 755 00:51:10,437 --> 00:51:11,530 Yeah. 756 00:51:14,757 --> 00:51:16,157 I know I fucked up. 757 00:51:16,237 --> 00:51:19,117 Okay, I'm... I am really sorry. 758 00:51:20,597 --> 00:51:24,077 I think I was just missing you a lot, and I wanted to feel important, 759 00:51:24,157 --> 00:51:25,317 which is pathetic, 760 00:51:26,757 --> 00:51:28,445 and I'd hate for this to be the reason 761 00:51:28,455 --> 00:51:31,357 that things didn't work out with us, so... 762 00:51:37,910 --> 00:51:39,316 Nothing happened? 763 00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:41,223 No. 764 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,170 Promise? 765 00:51:43,877 --> 00:51:44,877 I promise. 766 00:51:47,957 --> 00:51:49,837 Do you wanna walk me home? 767 00:51:52,637 --> 00:51:53,659 Sure. 768 00:51:56,397 --> 00:51:57,557 Bike's this way. 769 00:52:58,437 --> 00:53:00,397 Oh! 770 00:53:00,670 --> 00:53:02,670 Watch out. Here she comes. 771 00:53:03,623 --> 00:53:07,023 I'm not smiling because I've just been to a fucking funeral! 772 00:53:07,757 --> 00:53:11,477 I'm also not smiling because you're fucking talking to me! 773 00:53:12,597 --> 00:53:14,837 You fucking fucks! 774 00:53:17,357 --> 00:53:18,837 Sorry for your loss. 775 00:53:21,003 --> 00:53:22,136 Yeah! 776 00:53:36,303 --> 00:53:37,983 - Adam. - Hey, Dad. 777 00:53:38,037 --> 00:53:41,877 That funeral made me feel... a bit weird, 778 00:53:41,957 --> 00:53:43,317 and I was thinking that 779 00:53:44,757 --> 00:53:46,197 maybe we could hang out. 780 00:53:46,277 --> 00:53:47,757 Ye... yeah, sure. 781 00:53:48,237 --> 00:53:49,277 Mm-hmm. 782 00:53:49,917 --> 00:53:51,877 Your shirt's on a bit odd. 783 00:53:52,677 --> 00:53:54,277 Um -Oh. Oh. 784 00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:57,957 Are... are you with that lady? Sorry. Leave you to it. 785 00:54:03,317 --> 00:54:04,477 What's Mum's coat doin' here? 786 00:54:08,717 --> 00:54:09,997 Mum? Mum? 787 00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:12,846 - Mum, are you in there? - No, no, she's not. 788 00:54:15,116 --> 00:54:17,918 Adam. Um... I... I was just... 789 00:54:18,717 --> 00:54:22,757 - I... I just dropped by to get... something. - Uh... Yeah. 790 00:54:28,277 --> 00:54:30,797 Adam. Adam. Please, Adam... 791 00:54:38,437 --> 00:54:40,677 How can we help you today, Nicky? 792 00:54:40,937 --> 00:54:43,906 My, um... my teenager is non-binary, 793 00:54:43,917 --> 00:54:46,117 and, uh, when they turned 18, 794 00:54:46,197 --> 00:54:50,197 they went to a private doctor and... and started taking testosterone. 795 00:54:50,277 --> 00:54:53,037 And... and now, I think they want top surgery. 796 00:54:53,117 --> 00:54:55,917 And I want to understand, so I can support them, 797 00:54:55,997 --> 00:54:58,077 but they just won't talk to me. 798 00:54:58,450 --> 00:55:01,490 Have you had an open dialogue with your child in the past? 799 00:55:02,717 --> 00:55:06,117 Yeah, I... I didn't react so well when they first came out. 800 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,444 - I felt out of control. - Ah. 801 00:55:09,077 --> 00:55:12,517 Well, it sounds like there's been a breakdown in the trust between you. 802 00:55:12,666 --> 00:55:15,266 And that can take time to rebuild. 803 00:55:15,277 --> 00:55:17,917 As a parent, I know it can be hard 804 00:55:17,997 --> 00:55:20,877 to feel like you're being shut out. 805 00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:26,066 But if you educate yourself about what's going on for your child, 806 00:55:26,077 --> 00:55:28,207 then that could be hugely helpful. 807 00:55:28,218 --> 00:55:31,077 I think you need to show that you're serious 808 00:55:31,157 --> 00:55:33,477 about going on this journey with them 809 00:55:33,557 --> 00:55:37,837 and that they don't need to keep explaining themselves to you. 810 00:55:39,477 --> 00:55:41,037 It's really important. 811 00:55:41,117 --> 00:55:45,517 Letting them know that you love them for who they are. 812 00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:48,070 And look, 813 00:55:48,176 --> 00:55:49,999 teenagers are always gonna have stuff 814 00:55:50,010 --> 00:55:51,541 that they don't tell their parents. 815 00:55:51,552 --> 00:55:53,672 But it's important to create an environment 816 00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:56,717 where they feel safe enough to bring things to you if they need to. 817 00:55:56,866 --> 00:56:01,466 If you just try and stay open and curious and compassionate, 818 00:56:01,477 --> 00:56:03,317 then I don't think you can go far wrong. 819 00:56:04,357 --> 00:56:06,597 Thanks. That... that helps a lot. 820 00:56:14,477 --> 00:56:17,637 Your results are just loading. 821 00:56:32,477 --> 00:56:34,357 The tests are clear, Mr. Marchetti. 822 00:56:35,237 --> 00:56:36,597 Your lump is not cancerous. 823 00:56:36,677 --> 00:56:37,997 - Ah! - Oh! 824 00:56:38,077 --> 00:56:39,557 Thank fuck for that! 825 00:56:39,637 --> 00:56:41,877 - Mum! - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 826 00:56:41,957 --> 00:56:44,717 I'm just very... very happy. Sorry. 827 00:56:47,437 --> 00:56:48,652 - Oh! - Thank you. 828 00:56:48,663 --> 00:56:49,786 Thanks. 829 00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:50,997 Thank you. 830 00:57:37,517 --> 00:57:40,237 Our final call this evening is Ruby. 831 00:57:40,317 --> 00:57:42,677 Hello, Ruby. What can we do for you today? 832 00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,677 I have a question for O. 833 00:57:44,826 --> 00:57:47,266 I just wanted to know what it feels like 834 00:57:47,277 --> 00:57:52,517 to pretend to be so nice and kind and compassionate and helpful 835 00:57:52,656 --> 00:57:54,736 when really you're just a bully. 836 00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:57,481 I am so sorry, Ruby. 837 00:57:57,492 --> 00:58:00,666 I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to. 838 00:58:00,677 --> 00:58:01,930 Yes, you do. 839 00:58:01,983 --> 00:58:04,492 And so will everyone else after they see 840 00:58:04,502 --> 00:58:06,303 the video I've just tagged you in. 841 00:58:07,837 --> 00:58:10,517 No. No. Next... next... next caller. 842 00:58:10,528 --> 00:58:13,223 Uh, sorry about that, everyone. 843 00:58:13,234 --> 00:58:16,426 So, we've got, um... Right. Okay. 844 00:58:16,437 --> 00:58:21,826 Um, next call is from Rob. Hello, Rob. What can I do to you... for you? 845 00:58:21,837 --> 00:58:23,277 Bed wetter! 846 00:58:23,357 --> 00:58:25,757 Bed wetter! Bed wetter! 847 00:58:25,837 --> 00:58:28,597 Bed wetter! Bed wetter! Bed wetter! 848 00:58:28,677 --> 00:58:30,677 Bed wetter! Bed wetter! Bed wetter! 849 00:59:39,397 --> 00:59:40,397 Who was that? 850 00:59:41,803 --> 00:59:42,850 Ellen. 851 00:59:43,517 --> 00:59:45,117 She's asking when I'm back. 852 00:59:48,677 --> 00:59:50,197 When are you going back? 853 00:59:53,503 --> 00:59:54,676 I don't know. 854 00:59:55,477 --> 00:59:57,357 I actually think I might stay here. 855 01:00:03,357 --> 01:00:04,517 What about your course? 856 01:00:07,277 --> 01:00:09,077 I just think I need some stability. 857 01:00:12,677 --> 01:00:15,917 - You said you loved being at Wallace. - Yeah, but I missed you. 858 01:00:20,637 --> 01:00:22,157 I missed you too. 859 01:00:24,906 --> 01:00:27,546 You might not get another chance like that. 860 01:00:27,557 --> 01:00:29,477 I wanna make sure you're doing the right thing. 861 01:00:29,557 --> 01:00:32,277 Yeah, I know what I'm doing. I just wanna be here with you. 862 01:00:56,917 --> 01:00:58,157 Shall we try again? 863 01:01:31,637 --> 01:01:32,637 Mum? 864 01:01:35,848 --> 01:01:37,328 Mum, are you okay? 865 01:01:39,357 --> 01:01:40,917 I made you some toast. 866 01:01:42,317 --> 01:01:44,997 Otis. Otis. Otis? 867 01:01:45,877 --> 01:01:47,157 Otis, are you okay? 868 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:49,597 - Otis. - Okay, stop. 869 01:01:51,157 --> 01:01:53,277 I don't know what's wrong with me. 870 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,557 I keep thinking about my mum. 871 01:01:55,637 --> 01:01:57,757 - You keep thinking about your mum? - Yeah... No. 872 01:01:57,837 --> 01:02:00,957 I mean, not... not in a sort of weird, creepy sexy way. 873 01:02:01,485 --> 01:02:03,706 - Why are you thinking about your mum? - I don't know. 874 01:02:03,717 --> 01:02:07,357 I... I used to have these problems with sex, and... 875 01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:11,717 I thought I... was over them and... 876 01:02:14,317 --> 01:02:17,717 Now I'm just really embarrassed, and I wanna die, and... 877 01:02:17,923 --> 01:02:20,723 I don't wanna die. Your mum just died. I keep talking about mums. 878 01:02:21,837 --> 01:02:24,997 Okay. Okay. Shush, please. It's fine. 879 01:02:26,386 --> 01:02:27,866 We don't have to do anything. 880 01:02:27,877 --> 01:02:29,477 Just lie down. Come on. 881 01:02:43,237 --> 01:02:44,677 It's been a weird day. 882 01:02:44,688 --> 01:02:45,803 Yeah. 883 01:02:47,357 --> 01:02:48,397 Weird day. 884 01:02:54,596 --> 01:02:59,596 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com -