1 00:00:46,883 --> 00:00:49,133 The island of Manhattan is a cozy village, 2 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:52,800 populated by more than seven million fascinating individuals 3 00:00:52,883 --> 00:00:55,258 who all behave like they own the sidewalk. 4 00:00:55,633 --> 00:00:58,425 But lately it seemed as if the entire city 5 00:00:58,508 --> 00:01:01,175 had been magically reduced to only two people… 6 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,800 us. 7 00:01:02,883 --> 00:01:06,300 Four-hour conversations flew by in a space of 15 minutes 8 00:01:06,383 --> 00:01:08,425 and a few days apart felt like weeks. 9 00:01:08,508 --> 00:01:10,633 I realize that Einstein's Law of Relativity 10 00:01:10,716 --> 00:01:13,550 would have to be amended to include a special set of rules, 11 00:01:13,883 --> 00:01:17,383 those to explain the peculiar effects of infatuation. 12 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:20,550 - Hello? - Hi. 13 00:01:20,633 --> 00:01:23,466 I'm trying to get a hold of a Miss Carrie Bradshaw. 14 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,300 - She used to be a friend of mine. - Good morning. 15 00:01:26,383 --> 00:01:29,383 Wait. I think I recognize that voice. 16 00:01:29,466 --> 00:01:32,091 I can't believe it's been so long. I've been meaning to call you. 17 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,050 - I've just been… - Fucking your brains out? 18 00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:36,716 Yeah. That's the least of it. You know what? 19 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:40,050 I don't think that I have been hit this hard since… 20 00:01:40,508 --> 00:01:42,675 No, you know what, I'm not gonna compare it to anything else, 21 00:01:42,758 --> 00:01:44,675 because everything else has always ended. 22 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:46,675 So, will I actually get to see you sometime? 23 00:01:46,758 --> 00:01:48,216 Yeah, absolutely. How about tonight? 24 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,841 - Yeah. Tonight will work. - All right. 25 00:01:49,925 --> 00:01:51,925 So I'll call Charlotte and Samantha, see if they're free, 26 00:01:52,008 --> 00:01:53,675 'cause Big's got this dinner thing, 27 00:01:53,758 --> 00:01:55,550 so, you know, we didn't have any plans anyway… 28 00:01:55,633 --> 00:01:57,175 God, would you listen to yourself? 29 00:01:57,675 --> 00:02:00,925 Yeah, I know. I've become one of those women we hate. 30 00:02:01,008 --> 00:02:03,966 Yes, you have. I can't talk now. I'll call you later. Okay? 31 00:02:04,050 --> 00:02:05,300 All right. Bye. 32 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:09,008 As I hung up, I realized I'd committed the cardinal sin. 33 00:02:09,091 --> 00:02:12,008 I'd forsaken my girlfriends for my new boyfriend. 34 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,258 That night I faced the tribunal. 35 00:02:15,841 --> 00:02:17,466 We really weren't that concerned. 36 00:02:18,008 --> 00:02:20,258 Just completely hurt and offended. 37 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,300 Actually, you missed a lot. 38 00:02:22,758 --> 00:02:24,383 I know. I am trying to… 39 00:02:24,466 --> 00:02:26,966 Miranda had worked on a big successful merger. 40 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:31,508 Samantha was obsessed with the idea of a new apartment. 41 00:02:32,425 --> 00:02:33,716 And Charlotte… 42 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,050 Charlotte was practically engaged. 43 00:02:36,675 --> 00:02:39,425 They met the day after I dropped off the edge of the Earth. 44 00:02:39,508 --> 00:02:41,175 His name was Michael Conway. 45 00:02:41,258 --> 00:02:45,133 He was from a good New York family and he absolutely adored Charlotte. 46 00:02:46,216 --> 00:02:49,050 I think this might be it. I think this might be the one. 47 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:51,591 We've met him. He's perfect. 48 00:02:51,675 --> 00:02:53,716 Even his fucking dog is perfect. 49 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:57,175 But there is one thing. 50 00:02:58,341 --> 00:03:01,258 Last night after Michael took Charlotte to the Philharmonic, 51 00:03:01,341 --> 00:03:05,258 they went back to his place and began the classic dating ritual, 52 00:03:05,925 --> 00:03:07,800 the blow job tug of war. 53 00:03:18,591 --> 00:03:20,841 - Come on. - Not tonight. 54 00:03:21,383 --> 00:03:22,383 When? 55 00:03:23,966 --> 00:03:25,300 Sometime. 56 00:03:26,216 --> 00:03:27,508 The truth is… 57 00:03:27,591 --> 00:03:29,175 I hate doing it. 58 00:03:29,258 --> 00:03:30,800 Honey, you can't be serious. 59 00:03:30,883 --> 00:03:33,175 Are you telling us you never perform this act? 60 00:03:33,258 --> 00:03:35,758 She'll juggle, she'll spin plates, but she won't give head. 61 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,508 I don't like putting it in my mouth. 62 00:03:37,591 --> 00:03:41,466 I have a very sensitive gag reflex and it makes me wanna puke. 63 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:44,133 - That's one way to say "No." - It's not like I haven't tried. 64 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,341 I practiced on a banana. 65 00:03:46,425 --> 00:03:50,050 I pretended it was a Popsicle, but I just don't like it. 66 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:51,425 Personally, I'm loving it 67 00:03:51,508 --> 00:03:53,383 up to the point where the guy wants me to swallow. 68 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,175 Well, that's just really a judgment call. 69 00:03:55,258 --> 00:03:57,716 Some men just take it so personally if you don't. 70 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,216 Some guys don't give you a choice. 71 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:00,675 Well, that's just bad behavior. 72 00:04:00,758 --> 00:04:02,633 Are you honestly telling me you like it? 73 00:04:02,716 --> 00:04:04,341 Well, it's not my favorite thing on the menu, 74 00:04:04,425 --> 00:04:06,633 but, you know, I'll order it from time to time, 75 00:04:07,091 --> 00:04:08,466 and with the right guy, 76 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,201 it can be nice. 77 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,841 Oral sex is like God's gift to women. 78 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:15,216 You can get off without worrying about getting pregnant. 79 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,925 Plus, the sense of power is such a turn-on. 80 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,591 Maybe you're on your knees, but you got them by the balls. 81 00:04:21,258 --> 00:04:24,550 Now, you see, that is the reason that I don't wanna go down this road. 82 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:27,383 Well, sweetheart, if you're gonna get all "choked up" about it, 83 00:04:28,716 --> 00:04:29,966 just don't do it. Don't do it. 84 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:33,133 But if you don't go down on him, how can you expect him to go down on you? 85 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:34,633 I don't. 86 00:04:34,966 --> 00:04:36,383 Oh, well, forget it! 87 00:04:36,716 --> 00:04:39,341 - I only give head to get head. - Me too. 88 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:47,133 A few hours and a couple of bottles of Pinot Grigio later, 89 00:04:47,216 --> 00:04:50,383 and vows of friendship renewed, we were almost out the door when… 90 00:04:50,466 --> 00:04:53,216 Hey, isn't that Mr. Big? 91 00:04:53,841 --> 00:04:54,966 Yeah! 92 00:04:55,591 --> 00:04:57,550 Oh, I'm gonna go over and say hi. 93 00:04:57,633 --> 00:04:59,883 Ditching us now would be really bad form. 94 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,383 I'm not gonna ditch you. 95 00:05:06,383 --> 00:05:07,383 Surprise. 96 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,800 Hey, Carrie. How are you? 97 00:05:10,883 --> 00:05:14,091 Good. Good. I was just here with my posse having dinner… 98 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:15,591 and I saw you. 99 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,550 Oh… 100 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:22,341 Carrie, this is Julia Woods. Julia, Carrie Bradshaw. 101 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:24,050 - Let's go. - Nice to meet you. 102 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:28,466 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 103 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:29,925 Okay. Excuse me. 104 00:05:33,591 --> 00:05:35,175 Are you on a date? 105 00:05:35,883 --> 00:05:36,883 Sort of. 106 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:40,425 I thought you said you had a business thing tonight. 107 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,716 - I said a "dinner thing." - Well… 108 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,133 She's stunning. And I should know, because, frankly, she stunned me. 109 00:05:46,216 --> 00:05:48,300 Well, enjoy your dinner. 110 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:50,716 Are you okay? 111 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:53,383 Oh, sure. Sure. I was just… 112 00:05:53,466 --> 00:05:56,008 You know, I just didn't realize you were dating other women. 113 00:05:56,091 --> 00:05:58,633 - Well, not a lot of other women. - Oh. 114 00:05:59,008 --> 00:06:02,133 - Why don't we talk about this Saturday? - Sure, sure, sure. 115 00:06:02,216 --> 00:06:05,133 So, then, enjoy your dinner. 116 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:07,133 I already said that. Well, enjoy it twice. 117 00:06:07,216 --> 00:06:08,466 Oh. Here we go. 118 00:06:13,216 --> 00:06:15,383 I can't believe it. He's seeing other women. 119 00:06:15,466 --> 00:06:16,466 Prick. 120 00:06:18,716 --> 00:06:21,800 True, we had never discussed exclusivity. 121 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:24,425 But while for me the idea of seeing another man would be like 122 00:06:24,508 --> 00:06:27,925 trying to fit another outfit into an already overstuffed suitcase. 123 00:06:28,258 --> 00:06:30,091 Big was happily dating another woman, 124 00:06:30,175 --> 00:06:32,758 like it was the most natural thing in the world. 125 00:06:32,841 --> 00:06:35,841 Is it that men have an innate aversion to monogamy 126 00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:37,966 or is it more than that? 127 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:39,300 I wondered. 128 00:06:39,758 --> 00:06:43,008 In a city like New York with its infinite possibilities, 129 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:45,883 has monogamy become too much to expect? 130 00:06:46,675 --> 00:06:49,508 I've been involved in a monogamous relationship for over a year now. 131 00:06:49,591 --> 00:06:51,883 It's been wonderfully fulfilling. 132 00:06:52,216 --> 00:06:55,591 Of course, my definition of monogamy includes sex with prostitutes. 133 00:06:55,925 --> 00:06:59,841 The problem with monogamy, it's just so incredibly dull. 134 00:06:59,925 --> 00:07:01,966 My lover and I have a kind of '90s monogamy. 135 00:07:02,050 --> 00:07:06,175 We have sex with other people, but we don't exchange fluids or phone numbers. 136 00:07:07,883 --> 00:07:08,966 Hello. 137 00:07:09,050 --> 00:07:12,758 Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection 138 00:07:12,841 --> 00:07:15,925 to another human being and you don't have to shave your legs as much. 139 00:07:17,425 --> 00:07:18,925 Of course, I'm monogamous. 140 00:07:19,883 --> 00:07:21,091 Why? What have you heard? 141 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,341 This is the C-line. This is the best in the building. 142 00:07:24,425 --> 00:07:27,216 Have you ever seen any place like this? Is this to die? 143 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:28,425 It's nice. 144 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,550 Hold this. 145 00:07:31,008 --> 00:07:32,341 Just a second. 146 00:07:35,008 --> 00:07:37,175 Excuse me. Excuse me. 147 00:07:37,716 --> 00:07:39,091 Was someone looking for a view? 148 00:07:39,175 --> 00:07:41,758 Oh, Pamela, it's beautiful, but it's a little out of my price. 149 00:07:41,841 --> 00:07:43,966 I know, I know, so sue me. 150 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:46,091 I just love to show the creme de la creme. 151 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,091 I will break my ass for you, sweetheart. 152 00:07:48,175 --> 00:07:50,675 I just wanna ask you for one small favor in return. 153 00:07:50,758 --> 00:07:52,091 My first born? 154 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,508 No, sweetheart. I don't even want my own kids. 155 00:07:57,591 --> 00:08:00,050 Promise me that you won't work with any other broker. 156 00:08:00,466 --> 00:08:01,883 Of course. 157 00:08:02,466 --> 00:08:04,383 Samantha didn't believe in monogamy, 158 00:08:04,466 --> 00:08:06,883 especially when it came to real estate agents. 159 00:08:06,966 --> 00:08:10,216 This is a prewar six. Notice the classic lines. 160 00:08:10,633 --> 00:08:12,258 Very solidly built. 161 00:08:12,341 --> 00:08:15,425 Although Pamela had the hottest contacts in town, 162 00:08:15,508 --> 00:08:18,466 Rick did have a slight competitive edge. 163 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:22,300 He gave Samantha the opportunity to combine her two greatest loves, 164 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:24,133 sex and real estate. 165 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:27,550 That afternoon, I dragged my poor tortured soul 166 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,550 out to lunch with Stanford Blatch, 167 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:32,633 and attempted to stun it senseless with cosmopolitans. 168 00:08:32,716 --> 00:08:35,341 Monogamy is on the way out again. 169 00:08:35,425 --> 00:08:39,383 It had a brief comeback in the 90s, but as the millennium approaches, 170 00:08:39,466 --> 00:08:41,758 everyone's leaving their options open. 171 00:08:41,841 --> 00:08:43,758 Come on! You wouldn't commit to a nice guy given the option? 172 00:08:43,841 --> 00:08:46,175 I can't even commit to a long distance carrier. 173 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:49,008 You know what you are? You're a whore. 174 00:08:49,091 --> 00:08:51,050 I wish that were true. 175 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:52,716 Hey, Stanford. 176 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,883 Jared, how are you? 177 00:08:54,966 --> 00:08:57,258 My book just got a kick-ass review in Entertainment Weekly. 178 00:08:57,341 --> 00:08:58,425 How marvelous. 179 00:08:58,508 --> 00:09:01,466 Oh, Jared, have you met Carrie Bradshaw? 180 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:04,591 No, but I've read your column. Nice shit. 181 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:05,800 Thanks. 182 00:09:05,883 --> 00:09:08,466 You should write about me sometime. My life is so fucked up right now. 183 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:12,008 Oh, Carrie, Jared is the writer of the book Avenue B. 184 00:09:12,091 --> 00:09:15,758 And New York Magazine just named him one of the 30 coolest people 185 00:09:15,841 --> 00:09:17,508 under 30 in the city. 186 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:18,966 Wow. What an honor. 187 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,258 You know, if they were doing the 30 sexiest women under 30, 188 00:09:21,341 --> 00:09:23,300 I'm sure you'd go right to the top of the list. 189 00:09:23,383 --> 00:09:25,716 You're quite the storyteller, aren't you? 190 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:27,466 That's no lie. 191 00:09:27,966 --> 00:09:30,383 Listen. The magazine's throwing us a party tomorrow night at Luna. 192 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:31,883 I'll be sure and put your names at the door. 193 00:09:31,966 --> 00:09:33,050 Thanks. 194 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:35,466 - So you'll be there? - I'll do my best. 195 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,091 Groovy. Ciao. 196 00:09:43,508 --> 00:09:44,883 What was happening to me? 197 00:09:45,466 --> 00:09:46,633 I used to get a secret rush 198 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:49,633 from men who hit on me during their 15 minutes of fame. 199 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:52,883 In this case, it merely felt exhausting. 200 00:10:01,091 --> 00:10:02,758 - Hello. - Well, hello. 201 00:10:03,258 --> 00:10:04,341 Oh, hi. 202 00:10:04,425 --> 00:10:07,175 I'm just calling to confirm tomorrow night. Are we still on? 203 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,216 Yeah, of course we are. Why wouldn't we be? 204 00:10:09,925 --> 00:10:11,591 I was striving for noncommittal, 205 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:14,008 but I was worried I had just bordered on shrill. 206 00:10:14,425 --> 00:10:15,508 I'll pick you up at 8:00. 207 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,466 Yeah, 8:00's fine. 208 00:10:19,258 --> 00:10:20,550 I miss you, baby. 209 00:10:22,050 --> 00:10:23,425 Yeah, me too. 210 00:10:23,508 --> 00:10:25,716 There were so many questions I wanted him to answer, 211 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,133 but would not ask. 212 00:10:27,216 --> 00:10:28,966 Not tonight at least. Nope. 213 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:31,008 Tonight I would ask Miranda. 214 00:10:31,383 --> 00:10:33,050 He said, "I miss you, baby." 215 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,341 Do you think that was meant to be some kind of coded mea culpa? 216 00:10:37,383 --> 00:10:39,883 You mean like, what he really meant was, "I've been a complete idiot. 217 00:10:39,966 --> 00:10:41,966 Please forgive me for having dinner with that other woman"? 218 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,800 - Exactly. - Could be. 219 00:10:43,883 --> 00:10:46,175 No, 'cause that would mean that everything he ever said 220 00:10:46,258 --> 00:10:49,216 that I interpreted as sincere is subject to interpretation. 221 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:52,008 In that case, what I perceive as his feelings for me may only 222 00:10:52,091 --> 00:10:55,008 really be reflected projections of my feelings for him. 223 00:10:55,091 --> 00:10:56,258 What? 224 00:10:56,966 --> 00:10:59,800 Oh, God. I'm freaking. I got to stop. I'll stop. 225 00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,383 Hey, Carrie. 226 00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:04,008 Mmm, hey! 227 00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:07,091 Hey, you guys. Great to see you. What are you up to? 228 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:08,883 Just hanging. 229 00:11:08,966 --> 00:11:11,675 Oh, hey, Allison, this is Miranda and Carrie. 230 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,050 Miranda and Carrie, this is Allison. 231 00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:14,758 - Hello. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 232 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,841 I've heard so much about you. 233 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:18,216 Oh, me too. You know, we're all such great big fans 234 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,550 of your column over at Vogue. 235 00:11:20,175 --> 00:11:22,591 - You work at Vogue? - Yeah, designer relations. 236 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,716 Skipper and I just had the most incredible meal. 237 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,425 Oh, it's this little hole in the wall. 238 00:11:27,508 --> 00:11:30,300 This darling French bistro that I am telling you… 239 00:11:30,383 --> 00:11:33,758 I lived a year in Paris and never ate so well, and cheap. 240 00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:34,841 Really? 241 00:11:34,883 --> 00:11:36,841 Go quick before the Times destroys it with a rave. 242 00:11:36,925 --> 00:11:37,868 Okay. 243 00:11:37,883 --> 00:11:39,008 It was great to see you guys. 244 00:11:39,091 --> 00:11:40,883 - Yeah. Great meeting you. - You too. 245 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,675 - Good night. - Bye! 246 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,550 Who was that self-important bitch? 247 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:49,050 I think that was Skipper's new girlfriend. 248 00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:50,425 Well, she seemed all right. 249 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:52,800 I didn't think that was his type. 250 00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:54,591 Well, that's true, Miranda. 251 00:11:54,675 --> 00:11:57,550 You're his type, but you broke up with him, remember? 252 00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,591 Something looks different. 253 00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:01,466 Has he been working out? 254 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:20,258 Hey, Skipper here. Leave me a message. 255 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,800 Hi, Skipper, it's Miranda. 256 00:12:24,175 --> 00:12:27,508 Um, I just wanted to say it was great running into you today. 257 00:12:27,591 --> 00:12:28,535 And… 258 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:30,008 you looked great. 259 00:12:30,591 --> 00:12:32,425 Did you do something different to your hair? 260 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,550 Hello, Miranda. 261 00:12:35,341 --> 00:12:38,550 Hey. I can't talk right now. 262 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,925 That's okay. I just wanted to say… 263 00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:44,800 maybe, you know, I thought we could have dinner some night. 264 00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:46,508 Seriously? 265 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,341 Yeah. I miss you. 266 00:12:49,425 --> 00:12:50,966 I'll call you later. 267 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,091 Is everything okay? 268 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,008 Allison, I think you're great, 269 00:12:58,091 --> 00:12:59,258 and… 270 00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:01,758 but I've gotta be totally honest with you. 271 00:13:01,841 --> 00:13:05,841 The woman who I think I love just called and asked me back. 272 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:10,466 You're breaking up with me while you're still inside of me? 273 00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:16,300 As Skipper rededicated his singular affection for Miranda, 274 00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:19,300 Charlotte was receiving her own declaration of monogamy. 275 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:23,258 What do you think about not seeing anyone else but each other? 276 00:13:23,841 --> 00:13:25,300 - Really? - Yeah. 277 00:13:26,508 --> 00:13:28,258 That might be a good idea. 278 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,425 I think it's the best idea I ever had in my life. 279 00:13:31,425 --> 00:13:34,300 Well, in that case, absolutely. 280 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,383 And while Charlotte embraced fidelity 281 00:13:39,091 --> 00:13:41,300 and Samantha flaunted her infidelity, 282 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,508 I found myself caught somewhere in between. 283 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,758 So, whose very crowded apartment are we in? 284 00:13:48,841 --> 00:13:51,841 Max. He's an old friend of mine. Remember, Becky's his second wife. 285 00:13:51,925 --> 00:13:54,716 - She's a doll. You'll love her. - Hey, there, stranger. 286 00:13:55,716 --> 00:13:56,758 Melissa. 287 00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:58,508 This is Carrie Bradshaw. 288 00:13:58,591 --> 00:14:01,925 - Hi. Love your column. Never miss it. - Oh, wow. Thanks. 289 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,675 - I've been trying to call you. - Uh, yeah… 290 00:14:03,758 --> 00:14:05,633 You still have my passport. 291 00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:09,758 She's a friend I once traveled with. 292 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,800 Internationally, I would imagine. 293 00:14:13,508 --> 00:14:15,716 - Let's find Max. - Mm-hmm. 294 00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:21,591 Hey, Max. 295 00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:23,175 Hey! 296 00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:24,675 Excuse me. 297 00:14:24,758 --> 00:14:26,675 Glad you could make it. How are you? 298 00:14:26,758 --> 00:14:29,258 Max, I want you to meet someone very special. 299 00:14:30,425 --> 00:14:31,925 Julia. 300 00:14:32,841 --> 00:14:34,258 Actually, it's Carrie. 301 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,966 Carrie. Well, welcome. 302 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,008 Carrie writes this fantastic column in the New York Star. 303 00:14:40,091 --> 00:14:41,841 It's called Sex and the City. 304 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,050 Well, if you're looking for material, you're dating the right man. 305 00:14:46,383 --> 00:14:49,466 Thank you, Max. 306 00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:52,633 Are we dating? I thought we were just sleeping together. 307 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,508 Oh, well, I'm sure after tonight we won't be doing much of either. 308 00:14:56,633 --> 00:14:57,883 Excuse me. 309 00:14:58,216 --> 00:14:59,758 I'll be right back. 310 00:15:01,508 --> 00:15:03,550 Carrie. Carrie. 311 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,383 You've got to be kidding. 312 00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,008 How many women are you dating? 313 00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:08,841 In the tristate area? 314 00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:12,300 Well, let's see, there's me, Julia… 315 00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:14,925 oh, and let's not forget "International Melissa." 316 00:15:15,008 --> 00:15:17,258 - Carrie, I'm not doing this here. - Fine. 317 00:15:18,258 --> 00:15:19,966 Can't we just enjoy the party? 318 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:21,716 I don't know. 319 00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:26,341 Come on. I mean, what do you want from me? 320 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:28,300 What do I want from you? 321 00:15:31,716 --> 00:15:32,925 Nothing. 322 00:15:33,883 --> 00:15:35,425 I don't want anything from you. 323 00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:37,800 I have to go. I'm sorry. 324 00:15:37,883 --> 00:15:41,966 I felt like a fool. I had gone so far out on a limb with my feelings 325 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:45,050 that I didn't realize I was standing out there alone. 326 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:50,133 When life gets this confusing, sometimes there's only one thing to do. 327 00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:52,300 Attend a fabulous party. 328 00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:00,758 Hey, Stanford. 329 00:16:00,841 --> 00:16:03,716 Carrie! What a surprise. 330 00:16:04,175 --> 00:16:06,008 - Where's… - Don't ask. 331 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,300 What happened? 332 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:10,091 - He became predictable. - How predictable. 333 00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:12,716 - Hey, you made it. - Hey, Jared. 334 00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:16,008 - I'll get you a drink. - Cosmopolitan. Thanks. 335 00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:20,300 In a room where everyone was gorgeous, cool and under 30, 336 00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:23,341 monogamy suddenly began to seem like a quaint notion. 337 00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:27,508 That was, like, so great. 338 00:16:29,675 --> 00:16:31,841 Don't you just wanna lie like this forever? 339 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,633 Well, for a few minutes anyway. 340 00:16:35,591 --> 00:16:36,841 I missed you. 341 00:16:37,508 --> 00:16:40,550 I want you to know that that other woman doesn't mean a thing to me. 342 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,716 Oh, that's all right. I don't mind if you keep seeing her. 343 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,633 Oh, God, no. I broke up with her the second that you called. 344 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,383 Skipper, you didn't have to do that. 345 00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:52,633 Of course I did. 346 00:16:52,716 --> 00:16:55,300 I was so happy to hear from you, that we were still doing it 347 00:16:55,383 --> 00:16:57,383 while I was talking to you and I didn't even realize it. 348 00:16:59,258 --> 00:17:00,591 You're kidding, right? 349 00:17:00,675 --> 00:17:02,550 No. Isn't that crazy? 350 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,008 Yeah, that's exactly what it is, crazy. 351 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,966 Listen, Skipper, 352 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:11,466 I'm not ready for a full-blown relationship thing. 353 00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:13,383 What? 354 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:17,800 I mean, we can see each other and still see other people. 355 00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:20,883 - Right? - No. No, we can't. 356 00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:22,341 At least I can't. 357 00:17:23,716 --> 00:17:25,383 Why did you call me back anyway? 358 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,800 I'm… I'm sorry. I thought… 359 00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:33,216 I'm not your private stud horse, you know, Miss Dial-A-Fuck. 360 00:17:34,716 --> 00:17:36,341 - Come here. Come back. - You know… 361 00:17:36,425 --> 00:17:38,383 I'm tired of being jerked around. 362 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,675 I hope you find what you're looking for. 363 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:46,550 While Miranda misjudged the intensity of Skipper's feelings, 364 00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:49,800 Michael left Charlotte no doubt about his. 365 00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:51,175 You're amazing. 366 00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:54,633 You've got everything I'm looking for… 367 00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:57,341 and I've never found before in one woman, 368 00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,925 brains, taste, class… 369 00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:08,300 and you're very, very sexy. 370 00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:09,758 Thank you. 371 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,550 What's the problem? 372 00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:28,508 I hate doing it. 373 00:18:29,550 --> 00:18:32,425 You hate giving blow jobs? 374 00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:35,133 It's not that big of a deal, is it? 375 00:18:35,966 --> 00:18:38,091 Well, sort of. 376 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,091 Can't you just do it for me? 377 00:18:41,508 --> 00:18:44,133 Would you really want me to do something that I didn't wanna do? 378 00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:46,508 You'll get used to it. 379 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:50,175 No, I won't. 380 00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:53,133 I never have. Sorry. 381 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,341 Well, I plan on getting a lot of blow jobs in the future 382 00:18:57,883 --> 00:19:00,008 and I'm hoping that you're around when I get them. 383 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:02,175 What's that supposed to mean? 384 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,258 It means I'll have to find them somewhere else. 385 00:19:06,925 --> 00:19:08,425 You're telling me 386 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,508 that you would give up a woman who really cares for you, 387 00:19:11,591 --> 00:19:14,966 who would share your hopes and your fears and your dreams, 388 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,425 the future possible mother of your children, 389 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,300 all for a blow job? 390 00:19:21,841 --> 00:19:22,841 You're right. 391 00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,633 Will you at least lick my balls? 392 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,216 Good-bye, Michael. 393 00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:34,800 Michael was upset, but Butterscotch seemed pleased. 394 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:38,050 She was finally back in her monogamous relationship. 395 00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:42,091 Half-past midnight in a city that never sleeps, 396 00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:44,216 neither did the real estate market. 397 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:47,383 - It's beautiful. - Isn't it? 398 00:19:48,008 --> 00:19:49,591 It went on the market at midnight 399 00:19:49,675 --> 00:19:51,716 and you're the first one to see it. 400 00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:55,216 Two bedrooms, prewar, 401 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,050 fireplace and views. 402 00:19:57,591 --> 00:19:59,175 Everything you wanted. 403 00:19:59,258 --> 00:20:02,383 I love it. I really love it. 404 00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:03,675 I knew you would. 405 00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,466 Let's celebrate. 406 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,300 Oh, my God! 407 00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,966 I can't believe that you are working with another broker. 408 00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:40,216 I can't believe you weren't gonna show me this apartment. 409 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:54,175 2:00 am, and I already had a new man in my life. 410 00:20:54,258 --> 00:20:56,591 You know the greatest thing about writing a successful book? 411 00:20:56,675 --> 00:20:58,675 Besides the validation and acclaim. 412 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,633 Knowing that I'm pumping my ideas into the world. 413 00:21:01,716 --> 00:21:04,466 I thought it was the fact that you could behave like an utter asshole 414 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,008 and people would find you amusing. 415 00:21:06,758 --> 00:21:08,716 I'm, like, in love with you, you know that? 416 00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:11,133 I'm, like, fucking in love with you. 417 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:15,966 Will you go home with me tonight? 418 00:21:17,466 --> 00:21:19,425 Give me a minute. I just have to make a call. 419 00:21:26,883 --> 00:21:27,883 Hello. 420 00:21:27,966 --> 00:21:30,175 I just wanted to let you know that I'm at this very cool party 421 00:21:30,258 --> 00:21:31,800 for very cool people under 30, 422 00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:34,216 and this very cool novelist wants to take me home. 423 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,925 - What? What the hell happened to you? - His name is Jared. 424 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:41,466 He's really cute and really successful 425 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,925 and he just put his arms around me. 426 00:21:45,716 --> 00:21:47,300 Here. Say hello, Jared. 427 00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:50,508 - Hello, Jared. - That was Jared. 428 00:21:50,591 --> 00:21:52,716 Carrie, just get over here. 429 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,216 No, you get over here. 430 00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:56,550 I can't. I don't know where you are. 431 00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:57,758 I'm at the Luna Park Cafe. 432 00:21:57,841 --> 00:22:00,466 Just meet me out front. Your name's not on the list. 433 00:22:02,966 --> 00:22:04,758 45 minutes later, 434 00:22:04,841 --> 00:22:07,800 I realized I was alone in a park at 3:00 am 435 00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:09,966 and that it was time to call it a night. 436 00:22:11,466 --> 00:22:14,883 What are you doing back here? You said to meet out front. 437 00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:16,716 This is the front. 438 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:20,341 This isn't the front. This is the back. 439 00:22:20,425 --> 00:22:23,258 I've been waiting out front for 30 goddamn minutes. 440 00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:28,383 You see those doors? That's the front. You were waiting at the street entrance. 441 00:22:28,466 --> 00:22:30,425 The street entrance is the front entrance. 442 00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:32,758 Depending on where you're coming from. 443 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,466 Okay. 444 00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:40,300 I'm here. Now, what's going on? 445 00:22:43,383 --> 00:22:46,341 I've done the merry-go-round. I've been through the revolving door. 446 00:22:46,425 --> 00:22:50,216 I feel like I met somebody I can stand still with for a minute and… 447 00:22:52,883 --> 00:22:54,675 Don't you wanna stand still with me? 448 00:22:57,966 --> 00:23:00,008 You drag me out to a park at 3:00 in the morning 449 00:23:00,091 --> 00:23:01,758 to ask me if I wanna stand still with you? 450 00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:04,133 Yes. 451 00:23:17,716 --> 00:23:19,883 In a city of infinite options, 452 00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:24,091 sometimes there's no better feeling than knowing you only have one.