1 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:49,583 There are only two times when it's appropriate 2 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:51,416 to wear the little, black dress in daylight. 3 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:54,291 One involves leaving a party way too late. 4 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:57,583 The other involves leaving the party way too early. 5 00:00:57,916 --> 00:00:59,666 The New York funeral. 6 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,416 Javier was a hot Cuban designer 7 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,708 and the toast of the New York fashion elite. 8 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:05,333 He was also a good friend. 9 00:01:05,416 --> 00:01:07,083 I had known him since he was Harvey. 10 00:01:07,416 --> 00:01:09,166 Javier loved clothes. 11 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:11,375 Unfortunately, he loved heroin more. 12 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:14,000 Shit. 13 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:17,666 Okay. 14 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:20,625 Wow, look at you. 15 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:21,708 You like? 16 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,916 Well, isn't it a little wrong 17 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,291 to wear a dead man's design to his own funeral? 18 00:01:26,375 --> 00:01:27,583 It's wrong not to. 19 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:30,458 Besides, at 2,000 for the outfit, I better get some wear out of it. 20 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:31,875 2,000? You're kidding! 21 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,708 Marked up 30% since yesterday. 22 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:36,125 See, that's the thing about New York. 23 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:37,750 You're always more popular when you're not around. 24 00:01:37,916 --> 00:01:39,416 Carrie, I have to look fabulous. 25 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,916 Everyone is gonna be there. 26 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,985 Reminder, honey, 27 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,541 this is a funeral, not Friday night at Bond Street. 28 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:47,166 That's your grief talking, honey. Get your purse, let's go. 29 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:50,208 Hey, sorry I'm late. 30 00:01:50,291 --> 00:01:52,125 Is everyone in town invited to this? 31 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:53,541 Well, Carrie invited me. 32 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:55,875 - You got invited with a guest? - Well… 33 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:58,166 We were supposed to see the Magritte show together. 34 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,041 That dress is really inappropriate. 35 00:02:01,916 --> 00:02:04,791 Apparently, Charlotte and I were the inappropriate ones. 36 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,625 There it was, Javier's entire new spring line. 37 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,291 It was his best show ever. 38 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:12,208 Everyone's wearing a Javier. 39 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:13,416 Told you. 40 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,541 Lend me your hat, please? 41 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,208 Fine. 42 00:02:18,041 --> 00:02:21,708 But if anyone asks, it was a gift from the designer. 43 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:24,166 Christ, my heels keep getting stuck. 44 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:26,875 - So much for death with dignity. - Yeah. 45 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:30,125 Oh… 46 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:37,583 Hello. 47 00:02:38,041 --> 00:02:39,041 Buenos dias. 48 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:41,916 Look at the number they did on Josephina. 49 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,208 She is beautiful. 50 00:02:43,291 --> 00:02:44,500 She wasn't a week ago. 51 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:46,375 Josephina was Javier's sister 52 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,041 and heir apparent to the Javier industry. 53 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,125 In a day, she had gone from ugly duckling 54 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:52,708 to Donatella Versace. 55 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:54,916 Death definitely became her. 56 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:56,791 You're smoking at a funeral? 57 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:58,583 Javier would have wanted it that way. 58 00:03:01,125 --> 00:03:02,833 We are asking today… 59 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,500 that in Javier's memory, 60 00:03:04,916 --> 00:03:07,125 all donations be made to Javier House, 61 00:03:07,416 --> 00:03:10,625 a home we are building to house those in the fashion industry 62 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:12,166 who suffer from… 63 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:14,166 substance abuse. 64 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:17,568 No, don't. 65 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:18,833 - No? - No. 66 00:03:21,041 --> 00:03:22,666 I'm gonna help them raise money. 67 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,583 That's unusually nice of you. 68 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:26,833 Forget nice, the mailing list will be priceless 69 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:30,166 and I'll have every unlisted 212 number in Manhattan. 70 00:03:31,208 --> 00:03:32,791 You had to give Samantha credit. 71 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,416 She always saw the positive. 72 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,541 One man's death was another woman's PR opportunity. 73 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:39,208 Josephina, I'm Samantha Jones, 74 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:41,791 from Samantha Jones Public Relations. 75 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:44,375 I was so touched by your speech, and I wanted to… 76 00:04:01,666 --> 00:04:02,708 I'm sorry. 77 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,083 It's nothing to lose your hat over. 78 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,250 She loved hats. 79 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,375 It's, uh… 80 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,333 fitting, really. 81 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:14,083 Your mother? 82 00:04:15,791 --> 00:04:16,791 My wife. 83 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:19,500 Oh, I'm so sorry. 84 00:04:20,333 --> 00:04:21,500 It's okay. 85 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:23,500 Thanks. 86 00:04:27,458 --> 00:04:28,458 Kids? 87 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:30,125 Nope. 88 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,708 It's just a drink. 89 00:04:35,791 --> 00:04:37,666 He works on the same block as my gallery. 90 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,291 You picked up a man at a cemetery? 91 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:42,291 He's really handsome and he went to Princeton. 92 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:44,333 The widower thing is a definite no-no. 93 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:46,041 - Why? - The dead wife factor. 94 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:48,208 It doesn't matter how much of a bitch she was alive. 95 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:51,125 Now she's dead, and you're the bitch who can't live up to her. 96 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:52,958 You shouldn't talk about his wife like that. 97 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,416 See? Happening already. 98 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,375 It's not his fault she died! 99 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:59,208 And, besides, I think that going through something like that 100 00:04:59,291 --> 00:05:00,750 makes him more sensitive. 101 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,250 I mean, he's felt really deeply. 102 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:03,875 He's in touch with his emotions. 103 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,541 It's kind of romantic. 104 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:06,901 And, think about it. 105 00:05:06,916 --> 00:05:08,125 He's been married. 106 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,833 I mean, it shows he can commit. 107 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:11,291 Then date a divorced guy. 108 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,750 They've committed and everyone's still alive. 109 00:05:13,833 --> 00:05:14,833 It didn't work for Big. 110 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,250 All that marriage did was convince him he hated committing. 111 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,791 Carrie, you broke up with him. 112 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:20,833 Oh, so I'm the one with the commitment problem? 113 00:05:20,916 --> 00:05:23,000 Well, I'm just saying… 114 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:26,875 While we were watching them break ground on Javier's last location, 115 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:29,291 Miranda was breaking new ground of her own. 116 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:31,666 So… It's just you? 117 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,041 Yep. 118 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,375 Just me. 119 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:37,916 Such a big apartment to buy for just you. 120 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,333 I have a lot of shoes. 121 00:05:42,541 --> 00:05:44,208 Maybe the boyfriend will move in? 122 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:45,833 No, no boyfriend. 123 00:05:45,916 --> 00:05:46,916 Just me. 124 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:51,458 I have a son who owns his own business. 125 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:52,750 No, thanks. 126 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:57,833 I'll take it. 127 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:01,625 And with that, Ms. Miranda Hobbes Esquire, 128 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:03,291 AKA, "Just me," 129 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:04,750 bought herself her first apartment 130 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:07,541 and promptly took herself out for a drink. 131 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:12,416 While Miranda was out celebrating her future, 132 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,791 I was in, contemplating my own. 133 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,416 In a city that moves so fast, 134 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,458 they give you the Sunday paper on Saturday, 135 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:23,000 how did any of us know how much time we had left? 136 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,625 There was so much I hadn't done. 137 00:06:24,708 --> 00:06:25,791 I'd never been to Greece, 138 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,041 I hadn't finished painting my bathroom. 139 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:30,708 My Visa bill still wasn't paid in full. 140 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,583 Hell, sometimes I felt like I was barely living. 141 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:35,526 Hello. 142 00:06:35,541 --> 00:06:36,666 Hey. 143 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:39,083 Hey. 144 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:40,833 It's just me. 145 00:06:42,791 --> 00:06:44,833 So, uh… How are you? 146 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:47,541 Just got back from a funeral. 147 00:06:47,791 --> 00:06:49,708 Oh, and you thought of me, I'm flattered. 148 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:52,833 Listen, uh… 149 00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:55,875 Do you want to have dinner sometime? 150 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,625 I'd like to have dinner any old time. 151 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,125 Who am I having dinner with? 152 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:00,500 Me. 153 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:03,041 Oh, um, you know, in that case, I better check my book. 154 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:05,166 I'm hanging up now. Fine. 155 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:08,041 Saturday, eight o'clock, Roberto's. 156 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:09,791 Be there or be square. 157 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,083 God, you're old. 158 00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,666 It was so easy. 159 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:16,500 Just like that, I had made a Saturday night date with Big. 160 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:20,125 In under 30 seconds, we had resuscitated a relationship 161 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,333 that had taken six months to die. 162 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:27,041 The next day, Samantha set out to break some records of her own. 163 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,541 You know, I rarely make personal contributions. 164 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:32,250 We'd love to have you on the Javier House Board. 165 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:35,250 Maybe, in this case, you can make an exception? 166 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,791 I'll tell you what's exceptional. 167 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,958 Getting solicited by a woman as beautiful as you. 168 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:44,125 Richard Cranwell, senior partner at Bear Stearns, 169 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,833 philanthropist, playboy. 170 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,708 His specialty was hostile takeovers. 171 00:07:47,791 --> 00:07:51,083 Flattery will get you everywhere, Mr. Cranwell. 172 00:07:51,416 --> 00:07:53,291 Please. Call me Dick. 173 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,151 Dick. 174 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,375 In Samantha's case, 175 00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:58,208 it was more like a friendly merger. 176 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:02,083 Perhaps we could discuss Javier House over dinner sometime. 177 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:04,791 I believe that could be arranged. 178 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:07,500 Samantha groped Dick Cranwell 179 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:10,458 for the good of all strung-out designers everywhere. 180 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,666 Unfortunately, she was not expecting Sandy Cranwell, 181 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:17,958 back early from groping a sweater set at Bendel's. 182 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,875 Get out. 183 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,750 I'll just leave the proposal. 184 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,708 I… 185 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:33,416 Apparently, Sandy was not feeling as charitable as her husband. 186 00:08:34,791 --> 00:08:36,875 Meanwhile, at her mortgage company across town, 187 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:39,750 Miranda was having her own troubles closing the deal. 188 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,083 So it's just you. 189 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,833 Yeah, just me. 190 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:49,958 Check the "single woman" box. 191 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:51,833 And initial. 192 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,458 And the down payment is coming from your father? 193 00:08:58,583 --> 00:08:59,583 No. 194 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,333 Just me. 195 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:10,125 And check the "single woman" box. 196 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,791 In the course of one hour, 197 00:09:14,875 --> 00:09:16,375 Miranda had checked more single woman's boxes 198 00:09:16,458 --> 00:09:18,041 than her gynecologist. 199 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:23,750 I'm telling you, if I was a single man none of this would be happening. 200 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,833 If you were a single man, I'd date you. 201 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:27,875 I've got the money, I've got a great job, 202 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,083 and I still get, "It's just you?" 203 00:09:30,166 --> 00:09:31,416 No, they're threatened. 204 00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,500 Buying a place alone means you don't need a man. 205 00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,916 - I don't. - Everyone needs a man. 206 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,083 That's why I rent. 207 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:40,583 If you own and he still rents, then the power structure is all off. 208 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:41,791 It's emasculating. 209 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:44,125 Men don't want a woman who's too self-sufficient. 210 00:09:44,416 --> 00:09:47,750 I'm sorry, did someone just order a Victorian, straight up? 211 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:51,750 I'm sorry, Miss Jones, your card's not accepted. 212 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,708 That's not possible, try it again. 213 00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,791 Maybe I'm not making myself clear. 214 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:59,333 Your card, and you, are not accepted here. 215 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:02,416 Samantha had messed with the wrong woman. 216 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,958 Sandy Cranwell practically owned Manhattan 217 00:10:05,041 --> 00:10:07,125 and she wanted Samantha off it. 218 00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:09,291 Come on, let's go. 219 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:13,208 Sandy Cranwell had done what any well-heeled socialite would do. 220 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,750 She took out a social hit on Samantha. 221 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:20,125 In 12 hours, Sam had gone from A-list to blacklist. 222 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:25,125 The next night, Charlotte met Ned, the widower, for drinks. 223 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,333 This was fun. 224 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,166 Maybe we can meet for a real meal next time. 225 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,458 I'd like that. 226 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:33,833 They talked about architecture, art, the Ivy league. 227 00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:35,833 The ex-wife wasn't even in the picture… 228 00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:36,916 Is this her? 229 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,000 Until the ex-wife's picture showed up. 230 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,291 Yeah. 231 00:10:43,541 --> 00:10:45,541 She's so pretty. 232 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,875 Let's get out of here, okay? 233 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:52,708 Oh, I'm sorry. 234 00:10:52,916 --> 00:10:54,666 That was really thoughtless of me, I… 235 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:56,333 I know this must be hard for you. 236 00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:59,500 It's just a little weird talking about her on a date. 237 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,916 I understand. 238 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,125 It's a beautiful night. 239 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,833 Ned. Ned, are you okay? 240 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:17,125 I'm sorry. 241 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:18,750 It's just… 242 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,541 Seeing Liz's picture and… 243 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,458 thinking about her, just… 244 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,291 Oh, God! 245 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,583 I'm sorry. 246 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,208 Here, here. 247 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,541 Ordinarily, Charlotte hated when men cried. 248 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:37,916 But on Ned, it only made him more romantic. 249 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:42,125 Oh… 250 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,500 Wow. 251 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:48,416 It's so embarrassing. 252 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:50,666 I'm just… 253 00:11:51,916 --> 00:11:53,750 feeling so much right now. 254 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:56,958 Those were magic words to Charlotte's ears. 255 00:11:57,291 --> 00:11:58,416 It's okay. 256 00:11:58,541 --> 00:12:00,416 You just take as much time as you need. 257 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,041 Okay? 258 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,166 It's okay. 259 00:12:04,166 --> 00:12:05,291 Aw. 260 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:25,208 Apparently all the time Ned needed was 45 minutes. 261 00:12:27,583 --> 00:12:30,791 That night, under the watchful eyes of a dead woman, 262 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,666 Ned came back to life… 263 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,083 Twice. 264 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:46,916 One word… 265 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,166 Rebound. 266 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,333 It's not a rebound when the other person's dead. 267 00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:51,541 She has a point. 268 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:54,125 He's moving on. I'm helping him to get over his wife. 269 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,000 This guy has project written all over him. 270 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:58,026 That's not fair. 271 00:12:58,041 --> 00:12:59,026 So how was the sex? 272 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,500 Ah! Amazing. 273 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,875 It was like Liz was just looking over us, 274 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,125 giving us her blessing. 275 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:05,791 A threesome in absentia. 276 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:08,833 I mean, my hat blew right into her headstone. 277 00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:10,708 She was clearly sending a message. 278 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,541 Yeah, don't fuck my husband, you hat-loving bitch. 279 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,833 He invited me to a memorial service at her grave next week. 280 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,166 That is huge. 281 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,666 Excuse me, but when did cemeteries get so happening? 282 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,875 It's a sign that he's ready to move on. 283 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:24,291 And he's ready to do it with me. 284 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,791 So you're saying you fucked him back to life? 285 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,583 In a way, yes. 286 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:29,958 Man, you're good. 287 00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:33,125 That night, I had my date with Big. 288 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,166 I was feeling everything… 289 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:38,000 fear, happiness, dread. 290 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:41,041 Was I ready to jump back into a life with Big in it? 291 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,416 Was seeing him again a huge mistake? 292 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:46,916 And if it was, why was I so excited? 293 00:13:47,791 --> 00:13:49,916 I had never felt so confused. 294 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,375 Was Charlotte right? 295 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,375 In a world where everyone's dying to make a connection, 296 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,958 can a relationship bring you back to life? 297 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,375 I never really thought about it. 298 00:13:58,791 --> 00:14:01,625 Oh, come on, everybody wonders what happens after you die. 299 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,083 I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in the garage. 300 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:07,583 Well, I think we reincarnate. 301 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,125 Ah! Well, that's the easy way out. 302 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,750 What are you gonna come back as? 303 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,750 Someone who knows better. 304 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:19,375 You smell nice. 305 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:20,916 I'm serious. 306 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,041 Do you believe in heaven? 307 00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,208 Oh, yeah. 308 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,291 Really? 309 00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,041 What's your idea of heaven? 310 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,666 A big bed. 311 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,833 And they just say… 312 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:32,958 "Come on in." 313 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,458 Your idea of heaven is a bed? 314 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,666 It depends on who's in it. 315 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,583 I'm not sleeping with you tonight. 316 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,541 I thought we were just having dinner. 317 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,166 We are. 318 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,166 A half hour later, and I was back at Big's, 319 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,666 the site of so many past little deaths. 320 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,833 It felt great and weird and… 321 00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,375 wrong. 322 00:14:58,416 --> 00:14:59,791 - We can't do this. - Yes, we can. 323 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,083 Not like this. 324 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,708 You're right, let's go inside. 325 00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,110 No… 326 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,000 I have to go, I have to go. 327 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:10,875 I didn't know what had happened, 328 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,916 but suddenly getting back together with Big 329 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,875 seemed like a very bad idea. 330 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,333 I was scared to death. 331 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,750 The first time I got involved with Big, 332 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,458 I got out just in time. 333 00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,625 Would I be as lucky the second? 334 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,833 Across town, Samantha was facing her own uncertain future. 335 00:15:24,916 --> 00:15:26,875 Check it again, Samantha Jones. 336 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,166 Sorry. 337 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,125 The first time, she thought it was an unfortunate oversight. 338 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,291 The second time was just unfortunate. 339 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,360 I'm sorry, we're all full. 340 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,708 I'll wait for a table. 341 00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,291 Don't bother. 342 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:40,916 By the third time Samantha was turned away, 343 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,083 it had all become clear. 344 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:45,833 She was deader in this town than Javier. 345 00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:49,708 Por favor, Teddy, take her out of here. 346 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:52,375 The next day, Miranda met her new neighbor. 347 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:53,791 Hello! 348 00:15:54,416 --> 00:15:56,416 Are you my new neighbor? 349 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,583 Yeah, hi, I'm Miranda Hobbes. Nice to meet you. 350 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:01,500 I haven't actually moved in yet. 351 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,458 I'm just here taking some measurements. 352 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:07,208 Well, I'm so glad to have a young person moving in. 353 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,875 Brings a little life to the place. 354 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,250 Ruthie kept pretty much to herself. 355 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:13,791 Never married. 356 00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,860 Uh-huh. 357 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,791 She died in there, you know. 358 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:19,860 She did? 359 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,166 Oh, yes. 360 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:25,083 It was a week before anyone realized she'd passed. 361 00:16:26,291 --> 00:16:29,208 Rumor has it, the cat ate half her face. 362 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,416 So… Just you? 363 00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:39,916 That night, Miranda had another disconcerting experience. 364 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,666 Halfway through her Three Delicacy Delight, 365 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,625 a delicacy got stuck. 366 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,416 After Miranda was done saving her own life, 367 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,000 she called someone who could commiserate. 368 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,958 Unfortunately, I was deep into screening mode. 369 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,375 Big had called twice and I didn't know what I wanted to say to him. 370 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:26,625 Oh, my God, I just choked! 371 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:28,375 I just almost died and you're not… 372 00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:30,708 Hey, sweetie, you all right? 373 00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,208 I was watching Hard Copy. 374 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:33,833 And I kept thinking, when they found me, 375 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:36,791 I would forever be the dead girl who watched bad TV. 376 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,708 Well, why didn't you call me? 377 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,166 I couldn't breathe! 378 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,708 I'm gonna die alone, Carrie. 379 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,416 No, you are not. Do you want me to come over? 380 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,166 No, I'm okay. 381 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,833 I'll call you tomorrow. 382 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,916 The fact was, Miranda was not okay. 383 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,625 She went to bed hungry and locked the cat in the kitchen for two days. 384 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,458 After a week of being a social pariah, 385 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:02,333 Samantha realized if she ever wanted to get her life back, 386 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,833 she would have to beg for it. 387 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,458 She went to the top, the godfather. 388 00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:08,208 Samantha Jones. 389 00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,000 The name sounds familiar. 390 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:13,791 Shippy Shipman was the queen of the ladies who lunch, 391 00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:16,291 and was personally responsible for the demise 392 00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:18,041 of at least 70 social lives. 393 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:21,041 You might know me from my work with the Javier House Foundation? 394 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,666 No, that's not it. 395 00:18:22,916 --> 00:18:24,750 - No? - I believe you were the whore 396 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:27,500 who once groped my husband at a Whitney benefit. 397 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,333 It was bad. 398 00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:30,875 Not only was Samantha dying, 399 00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,625 but her entire sex life was flashing before her. 400 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:34,708 Maybe… 401 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,375 I don't really remember. 402 00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:37,541 I do. 403 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:43,291 Eh… You're good friends with Sandy Cranwell? 404 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,250 Yes, we go back to Chapin. 405 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,250 Could you maybe talk to her for me? 406 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,583 I think you've made your own bed and you need to lie in it. 407 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,000 And you're good at that, aren't you… 408 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,166 Samantha? 409 00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,375 Look, what do you want me to say, Shippy? 410 00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,875 That I'm a whore? 411 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:03,875 That I've slept with every man in New York and some in Brooklyn? 412 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,250 All right, maybe I have. 413 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,375 Is that what it's gonna take? 414 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,666 Okay, I'm a big whore. 415 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:15,208 Now… Will you help me? 416 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:21,041 I don't think so. 417 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:24,083 Fine. 418 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,291 And I only groped your husband's flat preppy ass at that benefit 419 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,666 because I was drunk. 420 00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:34,166 I'll see myself out. 421 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,250 The next day, Miranda decided to check out her new neighborhood. 422 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,083 But suddenly she was the one checking out. 423 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,250 That was the peculiar thing about New York, 424 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,333 you never knew if a cab was going to save you or kill you… 425 00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:14,041 Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, please. 426 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,208 Or both. 427 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,958 Well, that was freaky. 428 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:22,708 I felt like I was drowning and dying at the same time. 429 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,750 Sweetie, they said you had a panic attack. 430 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:27,000 Yeah, and I had to pay $500 431 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,458 of my single person's salary to find that out. 432 00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:33,083 What's wrong? 433 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,125 Take a good look at my face, because at my funeral… 434 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,708 there'll only be half of it. 435 00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:42,666 I'll be dead and my cat will be happy, and… 436 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,791 Charlotte will be picking up men at the next gravesite over. 437 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,083 Breathe, sweetie, breathe, breathe. 438 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,750 I'm all alone, Carrie. 439 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:55,250 The first people on my "call in case of emergency" list are my parents. 440 00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:56,458 And I don't like them. 441 00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:57,875 And they live in Pennsylvania. 442 00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:00,250 Oh, sweetie, you can put me on there. 443 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,500 I can't! 444 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,083 You screen! 445 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,708 Well, I'll pick up. 446 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,458 I promise. 447 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:09,791 Listen… 448 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:13,708 You did the right thing buying that apartment. 449 00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:15,750 - You love it, right? - Yeah. 450 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,583 And you won't be alone forever. 451 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:22,625 The truth was, I didn't know if any of us would end up alone. 452 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,916 But I did know Miranda couldn't afford another panic attack. 453 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,958 Meanwhile, over in Queens, 454 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,916 Charlotte was about to get a surprise of her own. 455 00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:39,083 You brought lilies. 456 00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,875 Well, you said they were her favorite. 457 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,916 Please tell me those are your sisters. 458 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,291 I don't have any sisters. 459 00:21:56,833 --> 00:22:00,000 Charlotte realized she wasn't the only woman resuscitating Ned. 460 00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:01,208 Ahhh! 461 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,125 Charlotte's relationship died right where it started. 462 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:11,375 She was prepared to live in the shadow of a dead woman. 463 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,833 She wasn't prepared to live in the shadow of three live ones. 464 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:30,083 That Saturday, Samantha hit rock bottom, also known as Javier House. 465 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,833 No one would return her phone calls, 466 00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,333 she hadn't raised any money. 467 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:36,541 All she could do for Javier House was construct it. 468 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:41,875 But six hours of hard labor later, Samantha experienced her own rebirth. 469 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:45,166 It was Leonardo DiCaprio, Ex Machina. 470 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:49,541 That day, Leonardo and Samantha became fast friends. 471 00:22:49,625 --> 00:22:51,166 The nightmare was over. 472 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:55,166 Leonardo DiCaprio had brought Sam back to social life. 473 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,291 To add insult to panic attack, 474 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:03,375 Miranda had just gotten some unsettling news. 475 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:06,375 The mortgage officer had messed up Miranda's application. 476 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:09,333 They had inadvertently labeled her as separated, 477 00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:10,875 and to clear up the confusion, 478 00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:14,000 Miranda had to write a rather humiliating letter. 479 00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:22,041 Miranda had a choice. 480 00:23:22,125 --> 00:23:25,333 She could panic, or she could just type. 481 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:32,041 Miranda killed her panic attacks right then and there. 482 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:45,041 She realized she probably wouldn't die alone. 483 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:50,083 But she kept overfeeding her cat… 484 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:51,291 just in case. 485 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,958 Meanwhile, four unreturned calls later, 486 00:23:58,041 --> 00:23:59,500 my number was up. 487 00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:02,208 Good, you're alive. 488 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,416 Hey, wait, where are you going? 489 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,500 Home. 490 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,875 I'm old, it's past my bedtime. 491 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:09,833 I'm sorry. 492 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:11,041 You should be. 493 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,041 I had box seats to a Yankee doubleheader. 494 00:24:13,125 --> 00:24:14,625 Oh, damn! 495 00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:16,000 Who'd you take? 496 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:18,458 Someone who returned my calls. 497 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,125 It was deja vu all over again. 498 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,083 Me, Big, a doorway, 499 00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:25,958 and mixed emotions. 500 00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:27,708 Wait, not here. 501 00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:29,666 Don't do this, Carrie. 502 00:24:30,708 --> 00:24:32,916 Come on. 503 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:36,166 We're going out. 504 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:40,708 I took him to the most non-sexual place I could think of. 505 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,500 Whoo! 506 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,541 I'm good! 507 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,125 - Did you see that? - Wow, I sure did. 508 00:24:57,208 --> 00:24:58,958 Two pitchers of cheap beer later, 509 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,958 Big and I were having a great time. 510 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,875 You know what my version of hell is? 511 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,583 Wearing rented two-toned shoes. 512 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,250 Hey, batter, batter, batter… 513 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:21,791 No heckling the bowler. 514 00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:29,208 Woo! 515 00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,041 Did you see that? 516 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,791 Yeah. That was nice. 517 00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:38,500 Hey, look at that. 518 00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:40,375 I won. 519 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:42,666 Okay, two out of three. 520 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,375 You want to play a second game, huh? 521 00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:48,041 Maybe. 522 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:51,250 Are you sure you're ready to get killed all over again? 523 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,708 I didn't know what we were talking about anymore. 524 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:56,125 But either way, I knew the answer. 525 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,041 Yep, let's do it. 526 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:02,083 We never made it to the second game. 527 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,333 I didn't know if it was suicide or not. 528 00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:10,416 All I knew was, 529 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,208 Big and I had been reincarnated, 530 00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:16,250 and I'd never felt more alive.