1 00:00:49,423 --> 00:00:51,340 There is nothing more humiliating for a woman, 2 00:00:51,423 --> 00:00:53,256 than a visit to the gynecologist… 3 00:00:53,881 --> 00:00:55,298 Do you need more OrthoNovum? 4 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:57,965 …unless it's having to tell your gynecologist, 5 00:00:58,298 --> 00:01:00,215 that you don't need the pill anymore. 6 00:01:00,423 --> 00:01:02,631 Actually, I'm going off it. 7 00:01:02,798 --> 00:01:04,173 Are you trying to have a baby? 8 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:05,340 No! 9 00:01:06,048 --> 00:01:07,048 No, I… 10 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:11,840 Guess, I sort of jumped the gun going on it in the first place because Steve, 11 00:01:12,256 --> 00:01:14,256 the guy that I went on it for. 12 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:17,548 The first real relationship I've had in years, is over and, 13 00:01:18,090 --> 00:01:21,215 I don't need a daily reminder that I'm not having sex. So, 14 00:01:21,923 --> 00:01:23,923 that's the story with the pill and, 15 00:01:24,715 --> 00:01:26,381 Okay, I'm quiet now. 16 00:01:27,006 --> 00:01:29,423 Just when Miranda thought she'd hit rock bottom, 17 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:33,298 she discovered a new geological layer of humiliation. 18 00:01:34,256 --> 00:01:36,798 Well, We got your tests back and everything looks fine. 19 00:01:36,923 --> 00:01:37,908 Great! 20 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,298 Just one small thing. 21 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:41,756 It appears you have a lazy ovary. 22 00:01:42,340 --> 00:01:44,048 - A lazy ovary? - Yes. 23 00:01:44,548 --> 00:01:46,965 Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs. 24 00:01:47,881 --> 00:01:50,090 Is it possible it's just on strike? 25 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:52,840 I know what this is. 26 00:01:53,215 --> 00:01:57,006 My right ovary has given up hope that I will ever get married and have kids. 27 00:01:57,590 --> 00:02:00,631 It's like a case you know which is gonna settle out of court. Why bother? 28 00:02:00,756 --> 00:02:02,173 Well, the left one still believes. 29 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,048 I'm a biological underachiever. 30 00:02:04,215 --> 00:02:06,548 And it's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard. 31 00:02:07,673 --> 00:02:09,006 I have a tilted uterus. 32 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,298 - So? - So, 33 00:02:11,340 --> 00:02:14,715 The sperm have to jump over that hurdle to get to my egg. 34 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:17,298 Yes, but once they get there, there will be an egg. 35 00:02:17,548 --> 00:02:19,965 I need a new gynecologist. Do you like yours? 36 00:02:20,048 --> 00:02:21,256 Not right now. No. 37 00:02:21,465 --> 00:02:22,548 At least she's a woman. 38 00:02:23,173 --> 00:02:25,506 I tried to go to a man, but it was just too strange. 39 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,715 Having a guy spending all that time down there, and then you leave, 40 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:30,006 without an orgasm, and a bill. 41 00:02:30,256 --> 00:02:31,590 Here you guys, I'm going to get this. 42 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:34,798 Uh, You know. I don't think these are accepted here. 43 00:02:34,965 --> 00:02:36,006 Oops! 44 00:02:37,798 --> 00:02:39,340 I'm spending the night at Big's. 45 00:02:39,465 --> 00:02:40,965 My God, After all this time, 46 00:02:41,048 --> 00:02:42,715 you don't have so much as a drawer there? 47 00:02:42,923 --> 00:02:44,423 Big is weird about stuff. 48 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:48,006 All men are. That's why you have to just stake out some territory. 49 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:50,256 Sweetie, It's not a land run, it's a relationship. 50 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,215 Exactly! Talk to him about it! 51 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:56,590 With Big, I think it's best to walk softly and carry a big purse. 52 00:02:56,756 --> 00:03:01,006 Yes, she shouldn't leave anything there to remain a creature of mystery. 53 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:03,840 What's the big mystery? He knows she wears underwear. 54 00:03:03,965 --> 00:03:06,798 I never leave underwear to guy's place because I never see it again. 55 00:03:06,881 --> 00:03:09,381 - What happens to it? - Nothing. I just never go back. 56 00:03:09,465 --> 00:03:10,840 Doesn't that get a little expensive, 57 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:14,006 disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy? 58 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:15,965 That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates. 59 00:03:16,590 --> 00:03:19,548 And that's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again. 60 00:03:19,715 --> 00:03:22,631 I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed. 61 00:03:22,923 --> 00:03:24,423 Maybe it was Samantha's! 62 00:03:24,631 --> 00:03:26,173 You know, 63 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:31,173 Once in Steve's bathroom, I found one of those hair scrunchies from the '80s. 64 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:33,631 I'm not sure what was more disturbing, 65 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,715 the fact that he had a girlfriend before me, 66 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,548 or the fact that he dated someone who wore a scrunchie. 67 00:03:38,715 --> 00:03:41,340 Half my music collection was left behind by past boyfriends. 68 00:03:41,465 --> 00:03:43,881 - I always give that stuff back. - Oh, I don't. 69 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:45,590 I consider it a parting gift. 70 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:49,256 "Thanks for playing and Here's the latest Hootie and the Blowfish." 71 00:03:49,381 --> 00:03:50,881 They're sexual souvenirs. 72 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:53,298 Okay, then I want a T-shirt that says, 73 00:03:53,423 --> 00:03:56,840 "I dated a bartender and all I got was this lousy ovary." 74 00:04:01,131 --> 00:04:03,548 The next morning at Big's, I started to think. 75 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:05,381 If the things we leave behind, 76 00:04:05,465 --> 00:04:08,256 become the archeological relics of our sexual history. 77 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:10,673 I should be able to leave something. 78 00:04:17,631 --> 00:04:20,506 Ancient man left cave drawings to prove they existed. 79 00:04:21,631 --> 00:04:23,506 I left a Hair Pro 1200. 80 00:04:28,548 --> 00:04:30,131 And I didn't stop at that. 81 00:04:37,048 --> 00:04:38,756 Man may have discovered fire, 82 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,923 but women discovered how to play with it. 83 00:04:43,548 --> 00:04:45,506 Charlotte was making history as well. 84 00:04:45,881 --> 00:04:48,423 Tired of the Neanderthals she'd been dating. 85 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,381 She was spending her Saturday night, 86 00:04:50,631 --> 00:04:52,923 with a gay friend who catered parties for the gallery, 87 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,340 Dessert chef, Stephan Bodean. 88 00:04:55,423 --> 00:04:58,590 I had no idea that Betty Buckley was so talented! 89 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,131 Please! She is the cat's pajamas. 90 00:05:01,465 --> 00:05:02,798 Why do people say that? 91 00:05:02,881 --> 00:05:05,256 I have no idea. Maybe because she was in Cats. 92 00:05:06,256 --> 00:05:09,465 Hey, let's start another one. Like, "She's the dog's tuxedo." 93 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:10,715 Okay. 94 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:14,840 - Thank you so much for inviting me. - No, no, no, please. 95 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:17,173 Thank you for accepting my last minute invite. 96 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:19,965 My friend Don canceled this morning and we had had tickets forever. 97 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:21,590 Oh, you can call me anytime. 98 00:05:21,673 --> 00:05:24,506 It's just so refreshing to go out with a man that I can actually talk to. 99 00:05:24,923 --> 00:05:26,048 You want to grab a cappuccino? 100 00:05:26,215 --> 00:05:28,381 Oh, no, I've just got to get on home. 101 00:05:28,465 --> 00:05:30,340 - You're uptown? - Yeah, and you're… 102 00:05:30,423 --> 00:05:32,965 Chelsea. I'll hail you a cab. 103 00:05:43,048 --> 00:05:44,465 Or you could get one yourself. 104 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,340 It helps to show a little leg. 105 00:05:46,548 --> 00:05:50,006 You know, I tried that and nothing. 106 00:05:50,590 --> 00:05:52,215 Thank you. Goodnight. 107 00:06:02,006 --> 00:06:03,173 Goodnight. 108 00:06:09,506 --> 00:06:10,840 So, what happened? What do you think? 109 00:06:11,465 --> 00:06:14,590 I am so confused. Is he gay or is he straight? 110 00:06:14,798 --> 00:06:17,798 Well, It's not that simple anymore. The real question is 111 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:21,840 Is he a straight gay man, or is he a gay straight man? 112 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:24,923 The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male 113 00:06:25,006 --> 00:06:28,548 spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, 114 00:06:28,673 --> 00:06:31,756 exotic cuisine, musical theater and antique furniture. 115 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,590 Well, hopefully, he's a gay straight man. 116 00:06:33,756 --> 00:06:36,215 Which meaning he's straight with great gay qualities. 117 00:06:36,506 --> 00:06:38,090 Whereas a straight gay guy 118 00:06:38,173 --> 00:06:40,881 is just a gay guy who plays sports and won't fuck you. 119 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:45,048 He must be a gay straight man because he asked Charlotte out for a second date. 120 00:06:45,131 --> 00:06:47,548 Unless he's a straight gay man in denial. 121 00:06:47,881 --> 00:06:49,965 But Our thing Saturday night wasn't even a date. 122 00:06:50,048 --> 00:06:52,298 I didn't wash my hair and I wore my glasses! 123 00:06:52,506 --> 00:06:55,840 Are those recreational, because this drink isn't doing it for me. 124 00:06:56,173 --> 00:06:59,131 They're hormones. I'm trying to jump-start my ovary. 125 00:06:59,215 --> 00:07:01,048 I think, my mother's taking those for menopause. 126 00:07:01,215 --> 00:07:03,131 Why? Does she have a tilted uterus, too? 127 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:07,465 Hey, isn't anybody going to notice my purse? 128 00:07:07,548 --> 00:07:10,340 - Aw! - Cute! Is it new? 129 00:07:10,506 --> 00:07:13,340 No, but it is quite small and panty-free. 130 00:07:13,465 --> 00:07:15,381 You left your underwear at Big's. 131 00:07:15,465 --> 00:07:19,715 Well, no, but I did leave a hair brush, a hair dryer, razors, 132 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,631 tampons and eye-makeup remover. 133 00:07:22,798 --> 00:07:24,215 Wow! Good for you! 134 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:26,590 And something else. 135 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,465 - What? - What? 136 00:07:32,381 --> 00:07:33,923 For the first time at Big's, 137 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:35,631 I did a number two. 138 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,715 Oh, no, no! 139 00:07:39,090 --> 00:07:41,381 Yes! Now, I think it's a good sign, 140 00:07:41,465 --> 00:07:44,423 that I feel comfortable enough with Big to do a number two. 141 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:47,548 It is not a good sign! It's the end of romance. 142 00:07:48,006 --> 00:07:49,256 This is a big deal! 143 00:07:49,548 --> 00:07:52,798 I went through a relationship never doing that at the guy's place. 144 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:54,423 Including a weekend in Bermuda, 145 00:07:54,506 --> 00:07:56,548 where I spent the whole time running to the lobby. 146 00:07:56,673 --> 00:07:58,090 Yeah, It's tough in New York, you know, 147 00:07:58,256 --> 00:07:59,673 apartments are small, there's one bathroom. 148 00:07:59,756 --> 00:08:01,256 You can hear everybody's everything. 149 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:03,173 That's why I only date rich men. 150 00:08:03,548 --> 00:08:07,423 Money means that there's enough space to distance yourself from the number two. 151 00:08:07,673 --> 00:08:11,340 I have never done a number two at a boyfriend's place. 152 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:14,756 Honey, you're so uptight, you need to do a number seven. 153 00:08:16,006 --> 00:08:18,465 Excuse me, it's from that guy at the end of the bar. 154 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:20,673 Really? 155 00:08:25,423 --> 00:08:27,006 Oh, my God, it's Dominic. 156 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,923 Dominic Delmonico was a publishing magnate, 157 00:08:31,048 --> 00:08:34,006 and the first and only man Samantha really loved. 158 00:08:34,423 --> 00:08:37,215 He wined and dined her, set the bar for hot sex, 159 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:40,881 then dumped her for an Icelandic supermodel named Anka. 160 00:08:41,298 --> 00:08:42,715 Once, on the cover of Fortune, 161 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:45,881 he'd fallen to tabloid level due to a messy public divorce. 162 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:48,965 I'm just gonna say hello. 163 00:08:49,423 --> 00:08:50,673 After what he did to you? 164 00:08:51,006 --> 00:08:53,215 - What did he do? - He broke her heart. 165 00:08:53,631 --> 00:08:55,590 Imagining Samantha with a broken heart, 166 00:08:56,006 --> 00:08:59,215 was more confusing to Charlotte than a French kiss from a gay man. 167 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:02,090 Ancient history. I'm the one with the power now. 168 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,506 I've evolved past him. 169 00:09:17,881 --> 00:09:20,215 - Hey, beautiful. - Hiya, handsome. 170 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:27,881 Hey, what's this? 171 00:09:28,215 --> 00:09:30,048 Oh, just a few things you left at my place. 172 00:09:34,548 --> 00:09:35,548 Thanks. 173 00:09:40,923 --> 00:09:42,631 It's like I had one too many items, 174 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:45,465 and I was being kicked out of the relationship express lane. 175 00:09:46,131 --> 00:09:48,048 What is it about Big's apartment? 176 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:51,340 Nothing ever sticks. It's like Teflon for women. 177 00:09:59,173 --> 00:10:01,590 I meant to leave that stuff at your apartment. 178 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,298 Why? 179 00:10:04,715 --> 00:10:05,715 Well, 180 00:10:06,548 --> 00:10:07,715 for one thing, 181 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:09,673 I don't wake up looking like this. 182 00:10:10,215 --> 00:10:14,131 I actually need stuff to look like this and it would be nice, 183 00:10:14,506 --> 00:10:18,090 not to have to carry it around all day with me like a nomad. 184 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:20,548 It's just a few things. 185 00:10:21,256 --> 00:10:22,506 And you can leave stuff here. 186 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,423 - I don't want to leave stuff here. - Well, not a lot of stuff. 187 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:26,590 Just like, 188 00:10:27,756 --> 00:10:29,298 you know, if you want to shave in the morning. 189 00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:30,715 I shave at the gym. 190 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,506 Okay then, I don't know, 191 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:34,340 socks. 192 00:10:34,798 --> 00:10:36,048 You want me to leave socks here? 193 00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:38,465 Well, never mind what I want. What do you want? 194 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:40,715 I don't know. Let's save an hour. 195 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,840 Why don't you just tell me what I want? 196 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:45,256 No, really, in your mind, 197 00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:50,506 what is the ideal living situation for two people in a relationship? 198 00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:56,923 Exactly what we have. 199 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,840 And what is that? 200 00:10:59,381 --> 00:11:01,923 I have my place, you have yours. 201 00:11:02,715 --> 00:11:04,048 We're together when we want to be, 202 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:05,881 and we're apart when we want to be. 203 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,715 - Like Woody and Mia. - Before Soon-Yi. 204 00:11:09,923 --> 00:11:11,465 Ever since Woody Allen described 205 00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:13,715 waving to Mia Farrow across the Park, 206 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:18,006 single men in Manhattan had yearned for that kind of separate togetherness. 207 00:11:18,506 --> 00:11:20,006 I felt like the last dinosaur. 208 00:11:20,798 --> 00:11:22,340 Was I the one who needed to adapt? 209 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:25,381 Was my view of a relationship extinct? 210 00:11:27,090 --> 00:11:28,590 I couldn't stop thinking about it. 211 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:31,673 This is a city where gay men are so out, they're in. 212 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:36,256 Where women are so chronically single, ovaries may be the next vestigial organ. 213 00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:38,381 We can have anything delivered at any hour. 214 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,715 We can have our dogs walked, our clothes cleaned, our food cooked. 215 00:11:41,881 --> 00:11:43,715 Who needs a husband when you have a doorman? 216 00:11:44,215 --> 00:11:46,631 Are New Yorkers evolving past relationships? 217 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,673 Relationships have declined. Since, women left the cave, 218 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,548 looked around and said, "This isn't so hard." 219 00:11:51,965 --> 00:11:54,423 Okay, So, you don't need a man, but do you still want one? 220 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:56,006 Oh, honey, I want more than one. 221 00:11:56,215 --> 00:12:00,048 I can't decide whether you represent our future or our demise. 222 00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:01,673 I am the future! 223 00:12:01,881 --> 00:12:04,131 Seeing Dominic reminded me of how needy I was, 224 00:12:04,215 --> 00:12:05,756 and how far I've come. 225 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,590 - We're going out Friday night. - Oh, sweetie! 226 00:12:08,923 --> 00:12:12,590 It took you a year to get over him. He treated you like shit. 227 00:12:12,923 --> 00:12:14,465 Why would you want to go out with him again? 228 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,131 Because he treated me like shit. 229 00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:18,756 - Okay, I'm leaning toward demise. - It's called revenge. 230 00:12:18,965 --> 00:12:21,423 I'm gonna make him want me and right before we do it, 231 00:12:21,756 --> 00:12:23,381 I'm gonna drop him like he dropped me. 232 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,006 As long as you've got a plan. 233 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,381 Not only a plan, I have a dress. 234 00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,256 Samantha's revenge fantasy, like all her fantasies, 235 00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:32,465 was even better live. 236 00:12:33,548 --> 00:12:35,923 You're more beautiful than ever. 237 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,673 So, successful and I'm getting gray hair, 238 00:12:38,756 --> 00:12:41,381 and Anka is taking me for everything I've got. 239 00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:45,340 I read that she got the sailboat. 240 00:12:45,423 --> 00:12:47,423 Yes, well, we had good times in that boat. 241 00:12:47,798 --> 00:12:48,881 You and Anka? 242 00:12:49,298 --> 00:12:50,200 You and I. 243 00:12:52,256 --> 00:12:56,048 Have I mentioned how unbelievable you look in that dress? 244 00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:03,340 And, since Stephan hadn't come out, 245 00:13:03,631 --> 00:13:06,298 Charlotte accepted his invitation to stay in. 246 00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:14,215 Mmm. 247 00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:15,715 That's delicious. 248 00:13:16,006 --> 00:13:18,965 Grilled Portobello pizzas, topped with fresh basil, 249 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,090 - and Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese. - Mmm! 250 00:13:21,673 --> 00:13:23,298 It's Martha's recipe. 251 00:13:23,923 --> 00:13:25,256 Well, I love Martha Stewart. 252 00:13:25,715 --> 00:13:27,798 She's the dog's tuxedo! 253 00:13:28,715 --> 00:13:32,798 Oh, look, you have the silk placemats I've been eyeing at Bergdorf's. 254 00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:38,215 - You have good taste. - Well, This is my fantasy kitchen. 255 00:13:38,756 --> 00:13:40,131 This is my fantasy. 256 00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,631 Is that dress Cynthia Rowley? 257 00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:56,200 Uh-huh. 258 00:13:56,215 --> 00:13:57,923 Charlotte wanted to be open-minded, 259 00:13:58,256 --> 00:14:01,048 but Stephan seemed to be making it as hard as possible. 260 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:07,506 Meanwhile, Samantha was making Dominic as hard as possible. 261 00:14:11,131 --> 00:14:12,381 So do you want me? 262 00:14:15,173 --> 00:14:16,715 Do I want you? 263 00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:26,006 This was the moment Samantha had waited years and years for. 264 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,881 What was another couple hours? 265 00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,465 - Hello. - I have been trying to call you. 266 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,965 - Were you at Big's? - Oh, no, I was out shopping. 267 00:14:44,423 --> 00:14:47,965 My relationship is at a standstill, so instead, I'm evolving my look. 268 00:14:48,215 --> 00:14:49,423 Hey, how did it go with Dominic? 269 00:14:50,006 --> 00:14:51,048 I slept with him. 270 00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,715 Well, that wasn't part of the plan. 271 00:14:52,881 --> 00:14:55,840 It's the new plan. I wanted to remind him what he was missing. 272 00:14:56,548 --> 00:14:59,048 I can't believe I thought he was such a great lover. 273 00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:01,131 I'm better than him now. 274 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,340 Bye. 275 00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:07,590 In order to survive two decades of dating in New York. 276 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:10,131 Samantha had become a powerful hybrid, 277 00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:13,173 The ego of a man trapped in the body of a woman. 278 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:17,006 Charlotte feared the opposite was true of Stephan. 279 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,840 She still needed help classifying her find. 280 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,923 So, she brought in a team of experts. 281 00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:25,173 Uh, Carrie, Stanford, this is Stephan. 282 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,241 - Hi. - Hi. 283 00:15:26,256 --> 00:15:27,256 - Ciao! - Oh! 284 00:15:27,423 --> 00:15:29,798 - You changed your hair. - Oh, yeah, just… 285 00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:31,840 It's just straightened. Have we met? 286 00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,548 Oh, no, no, no, I've seen your column. 287 00:15:33,631 --> 00:15:37,006 And In that photo, your hair is like free flowing and Botticelli-esque. 288 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:39,673 It's fabulous either way. 289 00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:41,256 So… 290 00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:44,006 Cannolis and cream puffs and tarts, oh my! 291 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,381 I put a little bit of everything. Um, 292 00:15:49,173 --> 00:15:50,298 this one's an experiment. 293 00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:53,006 It's a date tart with pumpkin custard. 294 00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:54,715 This is all for us? 295 00:15:55,006 --> 00:15:57,673 - Sweets for my sweet. - And her freeloading friends. 296 00:15:58,173 --> 00:16:01,090 My nutritionist will kill me, but somebody hand me a fork. 297 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:02,840 - Can you join us? - I'd love to. 298 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:04,631 I have got to glaze my wedding cake. 299 00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:10,506 Get back to me on the tart. 300 00:16:15,715 --> 00:16:17,131 I find him very attractive. 301 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,423 Which, of course, means he's straight. 302 00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:21,923 Plus, He's obviously choosing to be straight 303 00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:24,548 because he seems to be head over heels about this one. 304 00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:27,923 What if he's gay and he doesn't know it yet? 305 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,256 Honey, we are aware. 306 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:34,340 When I was a boy, my father gave me a book about the female body, 307 00:16:34,423 --> 00:16:36,048 to teach me about sex. 308 00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:39,923 I took one look at it and said, "No." 309 00:16:40,423 --> 00:16:41,756 Well, how is he in bed? 310 00:16:42,006 --> 00:16:43,423 I don't know. I haven't slept with him yet. 311 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,006 - Really? - But he wants to. 312 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,381 It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight, 313 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,048 even the gay ones. 314 00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,048 Give me a cannoli. 315 00:17:06,465 --> 00:17:09,256 - Are you looking at my forehead? - No! No! 316 00:17:09,798 --> 00:17:12,215 That night, Miranda went out with Joseph Adler. 317 00:17:12,506 --> 00:17:15,590 A labor-relations lawyer, who'd been after her since the firm retreat. 318 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,340 The lamb is delicious. 319 00:17:17,631 --> 00:17:19,548 You can look if you want. I've got nothing to hide. 320 00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,840 - It's actually starting to fill in. - Mmm-hmm. 321 00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:26,715 She'd refused him twice before, 322 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,715 but since she was down to her last ovary, 323 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,090 Miranda decided she was in no position 324 00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:33,381 to eliminate men on the basis of hair plugs. 325 00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:35,756 I'm telling you, I was practically bald. 326 00:17:36,006 --> 00:17:37,006 I remember. 327 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,465 And now I have hair. This is a miracle. 328 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,881 - Some more bistek? - Oh, sure. 329 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,048 You probably think I'm crazy. 330 00:17:48,131 --> 00:17:50,381 Actually, I was thinking you seem very happy. 331 00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:51,965 You know, the funny thing is, 332 00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,715 I never thought that I'd be the kind of guy to get plugs. 333 00:17:55,131 --> 00:17:57,381 But I've learned that you should never say never. 334 00:17:58,923 --> 00:18:00,090 I know what you mean. 335 00:18:00,506 --> 00:18:02,715 There are things that I've considered lately, 336 00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:04,881 that I never thought I would consider. 337 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,340 Like what? 338 00:18:07,715 --> 00:18:09,715 - Do you really want to know? - Sure. 339 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,548 Well, I recently found out that I have a lazy ovary. 340 00:18:16,048 --> 00:18:17,173 Which is no big deal. 341 00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:20,131 It just means that I only produce an egg every other month. 342 00:18:20,215 --> 00:18:23,965 I'm not even sure that I want kids, but all of a sudden it hit me, 343 00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:28,090 that if the other ovary shuts down, I'm out of business. So, 344 00:18:28,673 --> 00:18:30,798 I've started taking hormones, and now 345 00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:33,298 I'm actually considering freezing my eggs. 346 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,881 Freezing your eggs? 347 00:18:36,256 --> 00:18:37,715 Yeah, you know like, 348 00:18:37,881 --> 00:18:39,298 fertility savings account. 349 00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,090 I think it would take the pressure off. 350 00:18:41,465 --> 00:18:44,215 It removes the whole biological clock issue. 351 00:18:44,298 --> 00:18:46,381 Yeah, but it raises a lot of other issues. 352 00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:48,131 Such as? 353 00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:52,131 Such as, what is all this reproductive technology doing for us? 354 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,256 I mean, do we want desperate women having babies at 50? 355 00:18:57,465 --> 00:18:59,381 Maybe some people aren't supposed to procreate. 356 00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:03,548 Maybe this is the world's way of weeding out the weak, you see? 357 00:19:04,173 --> 00:19:06,798 If you ask me, this is a ridiculous abuse of science. 358 00:19:07,256 --> 00:19:11,631 You have now designer sperm and these simulated wombs. 359 00:19:12,131 --> 00:19:13,131 Here's a good idea. 360 00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:16,131 Why don't we just eliminate men altogether? 361 00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:18,923 Hey, I don't need to be lectured about science, 362 00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:21,465 by a man who's doing crop rotation on his forehead. 363 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,840 Miranda went off the hormones. 364 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:27,798 Not because of what Joseph said, but because she was only 33. 365 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,465 She still had her left ovary, 366 00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:31,798 and she wasn't ready to settle out of court. 367 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,006 Maybe someday there would be eggs in her freezer. 368 00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:37,631 But not yet. 369 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,465 Meanwhile, Charlotte decided to stop trying to figure out 370 00:19:44,548 --> 00:19:47,340 her creature of mystery and just enjoy. 371 00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:50,965 - Cher? - I love her! 372 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,006 She's such a survivor. 373 00:19:55,048 --> 00:19:58,131 No matter how hard I try 374 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,381 You keep pushing me aside 375 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,465 Wait. 376 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,423 I have to ask you something. 377 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,215 Have you ever been with a man? 378 00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:15,756 No. Have you ever been with a woman? 379 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,548 I'm sorry, it's just, 380 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:25,340 Betty Buckley and Martha Stewart and Cynthia Rowley! 381 00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,631 Are you gay? 382 00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:32,881 Charlotte, 383 00:20:34,006 --> 00:20:37,173 I'm a 35-year-old pastry chef, who lives in Chelsea. 384 00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,256 If I were gay, 385 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,173 I would be gay. 386 00:20:44,215 --> 00:20:45,756 You're the one who doesn't want to make love. 387 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,798 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 388 00:20:53,256 --> 00:20:55,465 What am I supposed to do? 389 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,631 Sit around and wait for you? 390 00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:01,215 Well, I can't do that… 391 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,923 Charlotte was relieved and delighted to discover 392 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:06,006 Stephan was definitely straight, 393 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,006 or at least a gay straight man. 394 00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:11,131 Frankly, after two orgasms, who the hell cares? 395 00:21:11,215 --> 00:21:13,465 Oh, God. 396 00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:21,215 The next morning, it dawned on Samantha that her desire for revenge, 397 00:21:21,298 --> 00:21:23,631 was not as strong as her desire for Dominic, 398 00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:26,923 You're awake. 399 00:21:28,631 --> 00:21:30,215 - Yes. - Mmm. 400 00:21:32,256 --> 00:21:33,881 You're so incredibly beautiful. 401 00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,381 Oh… 402 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,840 God, 403 00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:41,923 I'm gonna miss you. 404 00:21:42,590 --> 00:21:43,923 What do you mean? 405 00:21:44,673 --> 00:21:46,381 Anka and I are giving it another shot. 406 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:50,506 It's mostly financial. 407 00:21:51,923 --> 00:21:53,090 You can't do this to me. 408 00:21:53,298 --> 00:21:55,465 - I know. I'm sorry. - No! 409 00:21:56,465 --> 00:21:58,215 No, no, no, no, no. 410 00:21:58,590 --> 00:22:00,256 I'm supposed to do this to you! 411 00:22:00,548 --> 00:22:02,465 I had a plan! This is all wrong! 412 00:22:02,631 --> 00:22:03,631 I should go. 413 00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:06,006 Get out! 414 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,590 I said I was going. 415 00:22:08,965 --> 00:22:10,631 - Hey! - Stop beating me to the punch! 416 00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:14,090 As she watched history repeat itself. 417 00:22:14,548 --> 00:22:17,298 Samantha realized, she couldn't do what Dominic did, 418 00:22:17,506 --> 00:22:20,090 because she hadn't evolved past having feelings. 419 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,673 And in a way, that was nice to know. 420 00:22:30,548 --> 00:22:33,381 - Good morning. - Good morning, sleepy. 421 00:22:34,256 --> 00:22:36,131 Something smells amazing! 422 00:22:36,215 --> 00:22:39,881 It's warm cranberry buttermilk scones and lemon curd. 423 00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:43,381 If I continue dating you, I'm gonna gain ten pounds. 424 00:22:43,756 --> 00:22:45,173 You'll still be gorgeous. 425 00:22:50,256 --> 00:22:52,048 - You want some tea? - Yes, please. 426 00:22:54,298 --> 00:22:56,756 - What is that noise? - What noise? 427 00:22:57,006 --> 00:22:58,715 It's kind of, it's like a squeaking. 428 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,256 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It's a mouse! 429 00:23:06,631 --> 00:23:08,381 - Are you sure? - It's in that glue trap. 430 00:23:08,548 --> 00:23:10,090 - Where? - There, oh! 431 00:23:10,173 --> 00:23:11,173 Ew! Ew! 432 00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,590 - Oh, my God! - His legs are stuck! 433 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,215 - Ew! - Ew! 434 00:23:15,548 --> 00:23:19,048 - Do something! Don't kick it to me! - Get it out! Get it out! 435 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,006 Get it away! 436 00:23:30,256 --> 00:23:31,423 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 437 00:23:33,381 --> 00:23:34,381 At that moment, 438 00:23:34,631 --> 00:23:37,506 Charlotte realized her masculine side wasn't evolved enough 439 00:23:37,631 --> 00:23:41,715 for a man whose feminine side was as highly evolved as Stephan's. 440 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,048 And, I spent the night at Big's for the first time 441 00:23:47,131 --> 00:23:49,048 since my stuff was kicked out of the nest. 442 00:24:01,923 --> 00:24:03,215 Oh! God! 443 00:24:04,006 --> 00:24:05,006 Where you going? 444 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,075 Home. 445 00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:08,423 No, no. 446 00:24:10,256 --> 00:24:12,465 It's where my hair dryer is. 447 00:24:16,506 --> 00:24:18,173 And I have to dry my hair. 448 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:21,673 I'm wearing it straight, in case you didn't notice. 449 00:24:22,048 --> 00:24:23,048 I noticed. 450 00:24:24,465 --> 00:24:26,798 But I think it looks pretty amazing right now. 451 00:24:34,381 --> 00:24:35,381 Hey! 452 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,006 Bring that gorgeous ass back into bed. 453 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,548 I just have to make sure, I didn't leave anything else. 454 00:24:53,548 --> 00:24:54,840 And suddenly, I realized, 455 00:24:55,256 --> 00:24:57,840 I didn't have to worry about leaving something behind, 456 00:24:58,590 --> 00:24:59,881 because I was there. 457 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:09,673 Okay. 458 00:25:10,756 --> 00:25:12,340 I'll stay a little longer. 459 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,923 But I'm leaving this underwear here. 460 00:25:15,965 --> 00:25:17,006 Is it clean? 461 00:25:28,298 --> 00:25:29,241 Okay. 462 00:25:29,256 --> 00:25:30,840 it was a small step for mankind, 463 00:25:31,423 --> 00:25:33,923 but it was a really big step for Big.