1 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:50,970 In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, 2 00:00:51,095 --> 00:00:54,345 sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. 3 00:00:54,678 --> 00:00:56,470 You have time to do your laundry, 4 00:00:56,761 --> 00:00:59,678 freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly. 5 00:00:59,761 --> 00:01:02,095 But the best part of being out of a relationship, 6 00:01:02,386 --> 00:01:04,720 plenty of time to catch up with your friends. 7 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:09,303 I feel sorry for Big. I really do. Because if you think about it, 8 00:01:09,386 --> 00:01:11,261 I was the best thing that ever happened to him. 9 00:01:11,386 --> 00:01:13,095 Actually, no. I pity him. 10 00:01:13,178 --> 00:01:15,011 Because I get to walk away and be me, 11 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:16,886 and he has to walk away and stay him, you know? 12 00:01:16,970 --> 00:01:18,928 And who wants to be him when you could be me? 13 00:01:19,011 --> 00:01:20,595 I mean, I'm smart. I'm funny. 14 00:01:20,678 --> 00:01:23,345 I was this "thing," you know. I was it. 15 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:25,636 I mean, I was this magic moment. 16 00:01:25,761 --> 00:01:27,053 I was the abracadabra. 17 00:01:27,136 --> 00:01:29,428 I was totally the "poof" in the relationship. 18 00:01:29,595 --> 00:01:32,720 I mean, I've got more poof in one finger than he could ever have. 19 00:01:32,845 --> 00:01:35,428 I mean, jeez. Sometimes, I poof just hailing a cab. 20 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:39,095 So, I guess it's better to know now, so that I can go poof someone else. 21 00:01:39,178 --> 00:01:40,636 Someone who deserves me, 22 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:44,761 and not some screwed up, insecure guy who can't deal with a woman 23 00:01:44,886 --> 00:01:46,303 who's got her act together. 24 00:01:46,386 --> 00:01:50,303 Now, I'm gonna end up deliriously happy, and Big is gonna die old and alone 25 00:01:50,386 --> 00:01:52,553 and I pity him. Really, I pity him. 26 00:01:59,511 --> 00:02:00,511 What? 27 00:02:01,136 --> 00:02:02,511 All right. Who's gonna tell her? 28 00:02:03,011 --> 00:02:04,011 What? 29 00:02:04,053 --> 00:02:06,220 Honey, you're obsessed with talking about Big and frankly, 30 00:02:06,303 --> 00:02:07,636 we can't take it anymore. 31 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,178 - It's out of our league. - What is this, an intervention? 32 00:02:10,303 --> 00:02:12,928 Yes, stop her before she obsesses again. 33 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:15,136 Isn't part of the whole breaking up process 34 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:17,470 that you get free rein to whine to your friends? 35 00:02:17,553 --> 00:02:18,720 Of course you do. 36 00:02:18,803 --> 00:02:21,595 But maybe you should think about whining to a shrink. 37 00:02:21,678 --> 00:02:24,220 Why should I pay someone when we can talk for free 38 00:02:24,303 --> 00:02:25,970 and then go get a drink or whatever? 39 00:02:26,386 --> 00:02:28,845 I don't need professional help. I've got you guys. 40 00:02:28,970 --> 00:02:30,761 Yeah, for about another ten minutes. 41 00:02:30,845 --> 00:02:33,011 And then we're cutting you off, cold turkey. 42 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:36,428 Hey, I don't need therapy. I need new friends. 43 00:02:36,511 --> 00:02:40,803 Look, we're as fucked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind. 44 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:43,803 Sometimes, it helps to talk to somebody who's objective. 45 00:02:43,928 --> 00:02:46,261 Okay, I understand why you see a shrink, you know, 46 00:02:46,386 --> 00:02:48,053 'cause you're always in your head, 47 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:49,720 but I'm fine. 48 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,220 I am functioning. 49 00:02:51,761 --> 00:02:53,011 Besides, I don't really… 50 00:02:53,095 --> 00:02:55,970 To be honest, I just don't buy the whole shrink thing. 51 00:02:56,053 --> 00:02:58,095 Neither do I. I mean, my parents believe 52 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:01,011 that any head problem could be solved with physical exercise. 53 00:03:01,095 --> 00:03:03,595 That's why all of us are really good tennis players. 54 00:03:04,803 --> 00:03:06,095 It's a slippery slope. 55 00:03:06,178 --> 00:03:08,720 You know, first you go in once a week, then it's three times a week 56 00:03:08,803 --> 00:03:10,136 and then, the next thing you know, 57 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:12,803 you're starting your sentences with, "Well, my shrink says…" 58 00:03:12,886 --> 00:03:15,011 My shrink says that's a very common fear. 59 00:03:15,386 --> 00:03:19,095 Therapy is just so self-indulgent. 60 00:03:19,886 --> 00:03:22,678 Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive. 61 00:03:22,761 --> 00:03:24,845 Ancient man only lived till 30. 62 00:03:25,261 --> 00:03:26,553 Were my friends right? 63 00:03:26,761 --> 00:03:28,928 Had I crossed the line from pleasantly neurotic, 64 00:03:29,011 --> 00:03:30,178 into annoyingly troubled? 65 00:03:30,845 --> 00:03:33,095 I decided to seek my own professional help. 66 00:03:33,595 --> 00:03:35,470 How can you not have a shrink? 67 00:03:35,803 --> 00:03:38,136 This is Manhattan. Even the shrinks have shrinks. 68 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:39,886 The fact was, Stanford was right. 69 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:43,345 A therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable. 70 00:03:43,428 --> 00:03:44,428 I have three. 71 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:46,761 - You do not. - I do. 72 00:03:46,845 --> 00:03:48,511 One for when I want to be coddled, 73 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,261 one for when I want tough love, 74 00:03:50,345 --> 00:03:53,511 and one for when I just want to look at a really beautiful man. 75 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:56,303 - Well, that's sick. - Which is why I see the other two. 76 00:03:56,428 --> 00:03:57,428 Do you want a name? 77 00:03:57,553 --> 00:04:00,303 Oh, no. Miranda's shrink referred me to one. Uh… 78 00:04:00,636 --> 00:04:02,553 Dr. Ellen Greenfield. 79 00:04:02,803 --> 00:04:06,386 Dr. G! Oh, my God! She is hot, hot, hot. 80 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:07,886 Gwyneth Paltrow sees her. 81 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:09,428 Why does she go to a shrink? 82 00:04:09,511 --> 00:04:11,595 She suffers from high self-esteem. 83 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:17,095 While I was contemplating the couch, Miranda was enjoying hers. 84 00:04:36,053 --> 00:04:39,095 Two nights later, she had another nocturnal rendezvous. 85 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,470 Soon, Miranda found herself with a nightly playmate. 86 00:04:51,761 --> 00:04:56,011 A week later, I kept my date with Dr. G, celebrity shrink. 87 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:58,761 So Carrie, tell me why you're here. 88 00:04:59,845 --> 00:05:03,470 Well, my friends can't handle me anymore. 89 00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:07,220 You're like very expensive foster care. 90 00:05:08,011 --> 00:05:09,136 What's bothering them? 91 00:05:10,345 --> 00:05:15,011 They tell me that I talk about my ex-boyfriend too much. 92 00:05:15,553 --> 00:05:17,636 But that's normal, right, after a break up? 93 00:05:18,553 --> 00:05:20,095 I don't like the term "normal." 94 00:05:20,178 --> 00:05:21,345 No, of course you don't, 95 00:05:22,511 --> 00:05:24,095 because you wouldn't have any patients. 96 00:05:25,595 --> 00:05:26,678 So, tell me about him. 97 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:29,011 The ex. 98 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:33,803 You know, uh… 99 00:05:35,303 --> 00:05:37,845 I have to be honest here. Um… 100 00:05:38,886 --> 00:05:42,886 I'm not sure I really… believe in therapy. 101 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:48,303 I'm more of a… "solve your own problems" kind of gal. 102 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:55,886 Okay, um… 103 00:05:57,803 --> 00:05:58,803 I don't know. 104 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:02,928 He was smart. 105 00:06:05,511 --> 00:06:09,136 He was sexy, just totally screwed up. 106 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:13,261 He was playing all these games, and I didn't know the rules. 107 00:06:13,678 --> 00:06:15,011 You were playing games. 108 00:06:15,095 --> 00:06:18,511 No, he was. I was just along for the ride. 109 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:20,053 And what about you? 110 00:06:20,386 --> 00:06:24,136 Was this the first time you dated a man who couldn't give you what you wanted? 111 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,220 Well, that's a little easy, don't you think? 112 00:06:33,803 --> 00:06:34,803 Okay. 113 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:37,053 Yeah. 114 00:06:37,386 --> 00:06:40,928 Maybe I've dated men who were wrong for me, but who hasn't? 115 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:43,178 The thing they have in common… 116 00:06:44,386 --> 00:06:45,428 is you. 117 00:06:46,761 --> 00:06:47,761 What's your point? 118 00:06:48,678 --> 00:06:50,178 Maybe you're picking the wrong men. 119 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:56,386 Well, of course you pick the wrong guys. Jesus, I could have told you that. 120 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:59,595 Well, frankly, I think I picked the wrong therapist. I mean… 121 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:05,053 She just did not get me at all. She thought I was a game player. 122 00:07:05,178 --> 00:07:07,720 You have to be. It's the only way to deal with men. 123 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:10,845 Oh, that's healthy. Relationships are not about games. 124 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:13,761 They're about mature and honest communication. 125 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:16,595 This from a woman who's playing peek-a-boo with her neighbor. 126 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,220 Games are empowering. 127 00:07:18,303 --> 00:07:21,553 If you know what you're doing, you can totally control the situation. 128 00:07:21,636 --> 00:07:24,261 The only place you can control a man is in bed. 129 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:28,261 If we perpetually gave men blowjobs, we could run the world. 130 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:31,595 And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff. 131 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:32,886 Sorry. 132 00:07:33,136 --> 00:07:35,803 I mean, you know, even if you're in a relationship 133 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:37,636 you still have to play games. 134 00:07:38,053 --> 00:07:40,011 Yeah, Big and I played games. Look where it got us. 135 00:07:40,095 --> 00:07:44,136 But maybe the game is not really over. Maybe it's just halftime. 136 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:48,303 That kind of delusional thinking is why you should be in therapy, too. 137 00:07:48,678 --> 00:07:51,470 I do not pick the wrong guys. They pick me. 138 00:07:51,845 --> 00:07:54,845 So what, you're like a fly strip for dysfunctional men? 139 00:07:55,595 --> 00:07:59,261 Yeah, but one of those really pretty floral scented ones. 140 00:07:59,845 --> 00:08:01,261 It's slim pickings out there. 141 00:08:01,553 --> 00:08:05,095 You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers. 142 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:08,386 Where did all the great guys go? 143 00:08:11,428 --> 00:08:14,845 There it was, happy hour in the valley of lost men. 144 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:15,928 Hello. 145 00:08:16,386 --> 00:08:19,470 I've never seen this many of them rounded up in one space. 146 00:08:19,553 --> 00:08:22,261 - What's going on? - It's sports night. 147 00:08:22,345 --> 00:08:23,720 It certainly is. 148 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:26,470 Come on, girls. Let the games begin. 149 00:08:27,678 --> 00:08:30,595 Sports night, Every female's fantasy, 150 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,678 a room full of captive heterosexual men 151 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:36,553 all looking to be distracted during commercial breaks. 152 00:08:37,136 --> 00:08:40,720 I'm getting a contact high from all the testosterone. 153 00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:43,761 - We didn't order these. - Oh, no, they're on the house. 154 00:08:43,928 --> 00:08:45,678 It's sports night. Ladies drink for free. 155 00:08:45,761 --> 00:08:46,746 Oh. 156 00:08:46,761 --> 00:08:49,761 Forget Disneyland. This is the happiest place on Earth. 157 00:08:51,511 --> 00:08:52,595 Yes, indeed. 158 00:08:55,095 --> 00:08:57,678 Mmm! If you ladies will excuse me. 159 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,511 I'm getting off the bench. 160 00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:10,220 - Who's winning? - Knicks. 161 00:09:10,761 --> 00:09:14,345 - Is that good? - You're not a Knicks fan, I take it. 162 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:15,970 Not yet. 163 00:09:16,553 --> 00:09:18,886 - I'm Don. - Samantha. 164 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:22,803 Don Seglar was a very successful importer of Mexican handbags. 165 00:09:22,886 --> 00:09:26,886 He was fanatical about two things, keeping the price of foreign labor down, 166 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,053 and the Knicks. 167 00:09:28,178 --> 00:09:31,053 - Maybe I could teach you a few things. - And vice versa! 168 00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:34,470 It's ten seconds left. Pass, you motherfucker! 169 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,761 We need to penetrate, drive to the basket. 170 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:42,928 Get it to Johnson. He's on fire tonight. Yes! Go L.J., go! 171 00:09:43,345 --> 00:09:45,011 Go! Score! 172 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:52,011 Which is exactly what Samantha did two hours later. 173 00:09:59,386 --> 00:10:00,636 When I got home that night, 174 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,803 I couldn't get Charlotte's words out of my head. 175 00:10:03,386 --> 00:10:05,636 We spent our childhoods playing games. 176 00:10:06,095 --> 00:10:08,970 Were they all just primers for the games we played as adults? 177 00:10:09,428 --> 00:10:11,511 Were relationships just a big chess match, 178 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,595 strategy, moves, countermoves, 179 00:10:13,678 --> 00:10:16,720 all designed to keep your opponent off balance until you win? 180 00:10:17,386 --> 00:10:20,011 Was there such a thing as an honest relationship? 181 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:21,470 Or was it true? 182 00:10:22,178 --> 00:10:25,178 Do you have to play games to make a relationship work? 183 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,386 I went out with this girl on Saturday night. 184 00:10:27,845 --> 00:10:29,136 We had a great time. 185 00:10:29,636 --> 00:10:31,470 So, I didn't call her again until Thursday. 186 00:10:31,678 --> 00:10:32,928 You know, so I didn't seem eager. 187 00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:35,261 I went out with this guy on Saturday night. 188 00:10:35,553 --> 00:10:36,845 I thought we had a great time. 189 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,428 The asshole doesn't call me until Thursday. 190 00:10:39,678 --> 00:10:42,095 I screened his call and didn't return it until Monday. 191 00:10:42,636 --> 00:10:44,178 I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum. 192 00:10:44,553 --> 00:10:45,970 Propose by Christmas or it's over. 193 00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:49,553 My girlfriends said that was a game. I think it was just smart. 194 00:10:49,636 --> 00:10:53,511 Besides, if he doesn't come through, I can always secretly get pregnant. 195 00:10:54,011 --> 00:10:54,913 The next day, 196 00:10:54,928 --> 00:10:57,845 I reluctantly showed up for my second appointment with Dr. G. 197 00:10:58,595 --> 00:11:01,136 I was still a skeptic and I'd already read every "New Yorker" 198 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:02,220 in the waiting room. 199 00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:05,095 When you think about it, what was I getting out of this anyway? 200 00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:08,886 And then, at five minutes to my last scheduled hour, 201 00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:10,803 I got my answer. 202 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,761 - Hi. - Hi. 203 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,261 My third appointment with Dr. G. 204 00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:23,428 I had come a little early to catch up on my reading. 205 00:11:33,011 --> 00:11:35,011 Hi. I'm Seth. 206 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:38,845 Oh. Hi. Carrie. 207 00:11:40,178 --> 00:11:42,178 I thought we could go on playing this coy game, 208 00:11:42,261 --> 00:11:43,886 or I could actually introduce myself. 209 00:11:44,761 --> 00:11:47,261 Well, I'm glad you did. 210 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,136 Especially since I had worn my new dress for the occasion. 211 00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:52,136 That "New Yorker" is from last year. 212 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:53,845 Oh. 213 00:11:53,886 --> 00:11:57,345 Well, this New Yorker is a little behind on her reading. 214 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,553 So, how long have you been a Dr. G convert? 215 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,803 Not very long, just three sessions. 216 00:12:05,053 --> 00:12:06,678 I just had my one-year anniversary. 217 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,011 What'd she give you, a cake or something? 218 00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:11,511 - A really big bill. - Oh. 219 00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,761 Listen, this is gonna sound a little weird. But… 220 00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:18,136 Would you have dinner with me sometime? 221 00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:20,803 Sure. 222 00:12:21,636 --> 00:12:22,636 I'd like that. 223 00:12:27,136 --> 00:12:28,136 Call me, all right? 224 00:12:29,011 --> 00:12:30,011 Okay. 225 00:12:31,136 --> 00:12:33,386 Okay, maybe it was unethical making a date 226 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:36,386 with Seth Robinson, photographer, in my shrink's waiting room, 227 00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:38,720 but there was something about him. 228 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,261 Come on in, Carrie. 229 00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:44,803 Well, you're dressed up. 230 00:12:46,053 --> 00:12:47,303 He's a photographer. 231 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:52,761 - And you met him at your shrink's? - Well, it wasn't a setup or anything. 232 00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:55,470 Jeez, what if he's crazy? 233 00:12:55,553 --> 00:12:57,970 It's the crazy ones that have the good pills. 234 00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:02,345 That's it! Go, Marcus! Go! 235 00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:05,678 Excuse me, but why is that on and who is Marcus? 236 00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,136 Marcus Camby, Knicks forward. 237 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,553 Now that Ewing is injured, he needs to pull it out. 238 00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:12,303 And when did we start caring about basketball? 239 00:13:13,595 --> 00:13:16,803 Don is obsessed. I don't get laid unless the Knicks win. 240 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,053 And can I just say? 241 00:13:18,136 --> 00:13:20,803 They and I have been on a very long losing streak. 242 00:13:20,886 --> 00:13:22,470 - Well, that's awful. - No kidding. 243 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:25,136 The Knicks are the only ones that are getting screwed right now. 244 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,220 Come on, you fuckers! 245 00:13:27,345 --> 00:13:28,928 Why are you staying with him? 246 00:13:29,011 --> 00:13:34,011 Because the sex, well, what I can remember, was unbelievable. 247 00:13:35,428 --> 00:13:37,053 Yes! Yes! 248 00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:40,261 They won! Ah! They won! 249 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:44,470 - I've got to go. - Go. Go. Have sex. Go! 250 00:13:46,386 --> 00:13:49,678 The next night, Miranda got a pleasant surprise. 251 00:13:58,178 --> 00:14:01,678 Her date thought it was time they moved past peek-a-boo to playing doctor. 252 00:14:15,928 --> 00:14:20,178 Miranda wanted to play fair, so she gave him a little tit for tat. 253 00:14:22,636 --> 00:14:24,636 All over town, people were getting lucky. 254 00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:28,011 Seth and I were having a great first date at the coffee shop. 255 00:14:28,095 --> 00:14:30,303 Oh! Oh, and what about the plant? 256 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:33,011 I know. She always has it in a different place. 257 00:14:33,095 --> 00:14:36,386 Maybe it's some sort of Dr. G psychological test. 258 00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:39,136 - That's it. That's Where's Waldo. - Yeah. Oh! 259 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,845 And it needs to be watered. 260 00:14:42,845 --> 00:14:45,220 - It's plastic. - Are you sure? 261 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,178 I touched it. 262 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:49,803 You touched Dr. G's plant? 263 00:14:49,886 --> 00:14:52,261 I've been going to her over a year. I got bored. 264 00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:56,928 Then you came along. 265 00:14:58,803 --> 00:15:01,220 - Well, that's sweet. - No, it's true. 266 00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:02,886 There was something about him. 267 00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:05,261 I felt like I could talk to him about anything. 268 00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:09,345 And in the spirit of psychological health and not playing games, 269 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:11,011 I decided to be honest. 270 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:12,178 I like you. 271 00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:15,678 I like you, too. 272 00:15:23,345 --> 00:15:26,220 Later that week, Miranda went shopping for dinner. 273 00:15:41,845 --> 00:15:45,303 Shopping quickly devolved into a game of hide and seek. 274 00:15:58,553 --> 00:15:59,761 Hi. 275 00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:04,345 I thought I'd be an adult here and come over and introduce myself. 276 00:16:04,886 --> 00:16:05,886 Hi. 277 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:08,053 I'm Miranda. 278 00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:09,886 You know? 279 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,428 Across the airshaft. 280 00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:18,303 Oh, yeah, right. 281 00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:21,303 You're the girl who lives above the guy I've been cruising. 282 00:16:25,011 --> 00:16:29,053 Miranda realized she was still playing with an imaginary friend, 283 00:16:29,136 --> 00:16:30,845 just like she did when she was five. 284 00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:34,470 The next day, she called her shrink for an emergency session. 285 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,470 Meanwhile, Sam had decided she would celebrate 286 00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:40,845 the end of the basketball season and the return of her sex life 287 00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:43,386 by watching the final Knicks game at Don's. 288 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,136 Ah! 289 00:16:49,178 --> 00:16:51,678 Yeah, baby! 290 00:16:53,678 --> 00:16:55,178 Good. In a minute, baby. 291 00:16:55,386 --> 00:16:56,803 The Mets are playing Chicago. 292 00:16:57,595 --> 00:16:59,886 Now that basketball is over, I can give them my full attention. 293 00:17:01,136 --> 00:17:03,720 Man, they've been playing lousy ball this year. 294 00:17:04,928 --> 00:17:08,053 The idea of lasting through another sexless season 295 00:17:08,136 --> 00:17:09,928 was more than Samantha could take. 296 00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:13,011 And so, she forfeited the game. 297 00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:19,345 Meanwhile, I was getting plenty of action. 298 00:17:19,595 --> 00:17:22,428 Seth and I had just come back from another amazing date. 299 00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:24,261 Do you wanna come in? 300 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,428 I think I already am. 301 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:31,470 This is great. 302 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:38,761 You have all the classics here, Clue, Parcheesi, and Twister. 303 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:43,053 I was the seventh grade Twister champion. 304 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,886 - Is that a challenge? - Oh, yeah. 305 00:17:46,386 --> 00:17:48,511 All right, buddy. It's go time. 306 00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:15,345 - How are you holding up? - Feeling good, my friend. Feeling good. 307 00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:20,220 Left foot yellow. 308 00:18:21,845 --> 00:18:23,303 I guess that one's mine. 309 00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:25,553 You're in a very compromising position. 310 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:29,553 I believe I'm in about 20 compromising positions. 311 00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,886 I am not gonna lose my concentration. 312 00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:48,011 In no time it was "yellow pants off." 313 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,595 So what do you think Dr. G would have to say about this? 314 00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:54,803 Very bad. 315 00:18:54,886 --> 00:18:56,595 Bad patients. Bad, bad… 316 00:19:00,886 --> 00:19:02,261 I have to tell you. 317 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:06,011 I'm not really into therapy, I think it's kind of bullshit. 318 00:19:06,886 --> 00:19:10,345 - I'm telling Dr. G on you. - No! No, no no! 319 00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:11,428 Okay. 320 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,636 - Cross your heart. - Hope to die. 321 00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,678 So why are you in therapy, seriously? 322 00:19:22,053 --> 00:19:23,553 I'm really fucked up about women. 323 00:19:23,928 --> 00:19:26,511 After I sleep with them, I completely lose interest. 324 00:19:28,928 --> 00:19:30,261 What about you? What's your problem? 325 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:32,011 I believe in therapy, 326 00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:34,261 this moment is called "the breakthrough." 327 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,720 I pick the wrong men. 328 00:19:50,761 --> 00:19:52,720 Although she'd made some good points, 329 00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:54,636 I stopped seeing Dr. G immediately. 330 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:58,511 I couldn't risk the humiliation of running into Seth in the waiting room. 331 00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:01,136 My friends totally understand.