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One of the reasons
some people still risk

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the possible horror of a first date,

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is the possible magic
of the goodnight kiss at the front door.

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That was so good.

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I had a great time.

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So did I.

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The world slows down
just for a second

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as some people take that hopeful lean
into a possible future together.

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Ew!

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I mean, all around my mouth.

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Ew!

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How do you think I felt?
His tongue actually licked my teeth.

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I don't get it.
Did he wanna fuck you or floss you?

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Bad kissers are the worst.

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The worst. When it comes to the worst,
they're at the top.

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The top of the worst.

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He has these sweet little lips.
I thought he would be a good kisser.

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See, that's the scary thing, you can
never tell. They look totally normal.

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Until their pointy tongue
is darting in and out of your mouth.

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Oh, stabby little pointy tongue.
That is the worst of the worst.

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No, no, no. What's worse is when
they expect you to do all the work

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and their tongue just lays there
in your mouth like a clam.

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Ew!

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Clam-mouth. That's the worst!

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At that point I say,
"Get that thing outta my mouth,

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put it in a cab
and take its lazy ass home."

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- You'd dump a guy because of a bad kiss?
- Honey, you have to.

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I mean,
if their tongue's just gonna lay there,

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what do you think their dick's gonna do?

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- Point taken.
- Maybe we can work on it.

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- Practice makes perfect.
- No, no, no, no.

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Dump him.
A bad kisser is a non-negotiable.

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I am not gonna dump Brad
just because of that.

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Then might I suggest you change his name
from "Brad" to "Bad"?

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But I really like him.
I mean, well, I did until…

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Until his tongue was in your stomach?

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Ew!

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I'm going to have to ask you ladies
to hold it down.

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This is a respectable restaurant.

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Adeena Williams
was my newspaper's former food editor

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and the chef and proud owner of Fusion,

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a restaurant whose specialty was

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a mingling of trendy food
with soul food.

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Martha Stewart meets Puff Daddy
on a plate.

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So, poached salmon with okra.

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Heaven.

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Trust me, this time next year,
okra will be the new edamame.

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Hey, sis, we leaving.
You wanna come say good-bye?

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Everybody, this is my successful brother

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who brings me tons of that
juicy music industry business.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Okay, listen, I gotta go,
but I'm sending over dessert.

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- No!
- Pecan and praline pie.

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Yes!

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Didn't I meet you
at the Columbia Records party

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for Jennifer Lopez?

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I don't think so.

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My PR firm handled it, but…

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I'm sure I'd remember meeting you.

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Well, I guess I just saw you.

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Chivon Williams, I used to rep for…

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Tommy Boy records.
I remember from the guest list.

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You're good.

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Samantha Jones, if you ever need me…

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for a party.

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Ladies, I apologize for interrupting.
Have a pleasant evening.

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You too. Bye.

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Could he any be cuter?

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You gotta love a fella
who loves the jewelry.

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That is one fine-looking man.
I'd like to get me some of that.

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- Don't talk like that.
- Like what?

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You know.

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Oh, relax
with the knee-jerk liberal reaction.

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That wasn't Black talk.
That was sex talk.

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Okay, first of all, it isn't Black talk.
It's African-American talk.

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And you shouldn't be talking like that
at all, Samantha,

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it's rude, and politically incorrect.

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Sweetie, a reminder, Samantha is rude
and politically incorrect.

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- She's an equal opportunity offender.
- Precisely.

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I don't see color. I see conquests.

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Talk about affirmative action.

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The next morning,
I had just settled down

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with a coffee cup full of fresh coffee

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and a coffee table
full of fresh fashion magazines, when…

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- Who is it?
- Mr. Right.

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Have you seen The New York Times
style section?

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You know I can't handle hard news
before noon.

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There's a beautiful man Downtown
selling beautiful furniture.

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We're going.

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Stanford, I got a whole afternoon
planned with Australian Vogue.

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I'm not just gonna drop everything
to go Downtown to see some cute guy.

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- He's straight.
- I'll get my purse.

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All these people
with nothing better to do

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than ogle some lowly craftsman?
Pathetic.

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Really? Look at this place.

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It's nothing but baguettes and faggots.

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Ooh!

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- Oh!
- If you see anything you like,

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just tell them you're a designer.
These places always give a discount.

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That's how I got
50 bucks off my end table.

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Oh, jeez, you're a classy guy.

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Mmm, mmm.

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His name was Aidan Shaw.

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He was warm, masculine,
and classic American.

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Just like his furniture.

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Jesus Christ, the dog is overkill.

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Go get him.

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Excuse me?

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He's perfect for you.

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I'll come visit you and the children
at your country cabin upstate.

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I think we're staring. Look away.

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His name was Marty Mendleson.

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He was warm, stylish, and classic gay.
Just like his outfit.

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He's a fantastic designer. And single.

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Go get him.

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I'll come visit you in the swatches
at your country cabin upstate.

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Hey, doggie.

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Hi. Hi.

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Oh.

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Okay, yeah…

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Okay…

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Down. That's bad doggie. Down.

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- Oh, hey…
- Down.

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Hey, Pete, there you go.

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You should get that creature
a chew toy or something.

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Look, to his credit,
he only picks the best-looking ladies.

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You can't imagine how flattered I am.

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I'm Aidan.

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I'm humiliated.

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It's my fault. I shouldn't let him
run around loose in the store.

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Oh! This is your store? I had no idea.

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As soon as I heard the lie
come out of my mouth,

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I knew I was kinda interested.

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This is a beautiful chair.

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This is my favorite piece in the shop.

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Oh you say that
about every piece, right?

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Not really.

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This leather's about 100 years old.

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I stripped it off
an old railroad car seat.

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Here, feel this.

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Soft, huh?

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I'll take it.

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I wasn't really in the market
for a big leather chair.

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But suddenly, I had to have
whatever it was that I just felt.

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Um, I… I'm a designer.

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Carrie Bradshaw.
Carrie Bradshaw Designs.

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Okay, let's see. With the, uh…

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designer discount
and dog humiliation factor…

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How's that?

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How soon can it be delivered?

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I can get it to you
at the end of the week.

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In New York City retail lingo,
that meant "I kinda like you too."

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Cool. I just got a couple of questions.

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Where do you want it delivered,

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and can I take you out
for dinner sometime?

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Will you knock another $10 off?

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The dog humping aside, it was
one of those perfect New York Saturdays.

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I'm back!

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And Uptown at Miranda's,

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Steve was having
an even better Saturday.

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Guess what happened?
It's so fucking great.

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What?

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You know how
at half time at the Knicks game

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and they pick somebody
and they try to make

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a half-court shot
for a million-dollar prize?

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Kinda, but go ahead.

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Well, next Tuesday,

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it's fucking me.

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They picked my name from the contest
I entered at Sam Goody's!

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- Wow, great!
- Yeah.

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No, Miranda. It's not great.

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A million dollars. It's fucking great.

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Yes, Steve, it is fucking great.

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But just don't get your hopes up.
It's a kinda tough shot, isn't it?

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For other guys,
but they don't have my moves, see?

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Okay.

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You know what the problem here is?
You don't know how good I am.

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Don't let these legs fool you.
I'm fucking great.

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I like your little legs.

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Okay, let's go down to the playground
right now. I'll show you.

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No, please. I believe you.
You've got the moves.

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Whoo!

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No, no. I don't want no charity.
Seeing is believing.

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Next Saturday,

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you'll come down to the playground
and watch me shoot. Promise?

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Promise?

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Hey!

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That's Ralph Lauren paint.

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Yeah, I'll buy you more.

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I'm a fucking millionaire!

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Whoo!

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I have a crush.

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- Yeah?
- Yup.

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Good. You haven't had a real crush
in a while. Not since Big.

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Big wasn't a crush, he was a crash.

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His name is Aidan.

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And I believe him to be very cute.

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So cute,
I bought a chair I couldn't afford

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just because he made it.

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Did he ask you out?

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So the chair is a write-off.

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I haven't had a crush
since Sean Cassidy.

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- No way!
- Sadly, yes.

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At this age,
I'd have to say I'm crush-proof.

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What about Steve?

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Oh, God, right.
I forgot about my boyfriend.

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Is that normal?

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You're asking me?

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Steve thinks
he's gonna win a million dollars.

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You told me.

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I guess I have to keep repeating it
until I believe it.

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It's totally illogical, and then
he wants me to be all supportive.

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- Well?
- Well, what? It's a half-court shot.

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There are actual Knicks
who can't make it.

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I would have no trouble supporting him
if it was a real dream,

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like opening his own bar or something,
but this is just silly.

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Isn't that what you couples do,
support each other's silly dreams?

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You're asking me?

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Later that week,
Chivon invited Samantha to go Uptown

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and hear an artist
he was thinking of signing.

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Back of the line, motherfucker!

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That ain't right.
That ain't right.

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Although Samantha had been
in the New York club scene for years,

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this was the first time
she was expected to spread

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without at least be offered a cocktail.

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This right here is DJ Oldman.

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Within a matter of minutes,

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Samantha felt perfectly at home
in Chivon's World.

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Hey, guys. I'm Samantha.

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What's up, Samantha?

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And within a matter of hours,

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Chivon was perfectly at home
in Samantha's home.

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Do you like this groove?

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- Hmm!
- It's the new kid outta Philly.

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I'm surprised it's so soft.
I thought all rap had a harder edge.

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- They can be hard or soft.
- Hmm.

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Like you.

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I mean, you have
so much attitude up front.

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Look at you now.

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Soft, sweet…

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Sweet? Me?

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Who do you think you're fooling?

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Huh?

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You know…

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I don't usually sleep with men
who have nicer accessories than me.

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Where did you get
these fabulous earrings?

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Tiffany.

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Where else?

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00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,931
- Hmm.
- I hope you can sleep in a little.

250
00:12:07,556 --> 00:12:08,765
Sleep?

251
00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:13,431
Samantha rarely asked a man
to stay over,

252
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:17,015
but she just couldn't resist
having breakfast with his Tiffanies.

253
00:12:18,265 --> 00:12:22,681
One of the reasons some people still
risk the possible horror of a first date

254
00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:26,473
is the possible magic
of the goodnight kiss at the front door.

255
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,848
You know, my dog,
he's obsessed with you.

256
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:33,431
He kept me up talking all night.
"Her leg, man, her leg."

257
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,765
I had to say, "Pete,

258
00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:40,223
let her go man. It's over."

259
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,515
I have a confession to make.

260
00:12:46,723 --> 00:12:47,723
Uh-oh.

261
00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:50,181
I'm not a designer.

262
00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,140
I'm a writer.

263
00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:55,723
What was that? Fiction?

264
00:12:57,181 --> 00:12:58,806
I wanted the discount.

265
00:12:59,723 --> 00:13:01,431
It's shameful, but true.

266
00:13:02,973 --> 00:13:06,806
But don't worry, I only lie
about furniture, nothing else.

267
00:13:09,431 --> 00:13:10,431
Are you upset?

268
00:13:13,181 --> 00:13:14,181
You smoke?

269
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:17,265
Oh. Um…

270
00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:19,083
Just a little.

271
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:20,806
The minute I heard the lie
came out of my mouth,

272
00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,306
I realized
just how much I kinda liked him.

273
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:24,973
If it… If it bothers you, I'll just…

274
00:13:28,848 --> 00:13:29,848
Well…

275
00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:33,306
- I had a great time.
- Hmm.

276
00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:44,265
I can taste that cigarette.

277
00:13:44,681 --> 00:13:47,473
Oh! I'm sorry, I… I have an Altoid.

278
00:13:49,765 --> 00:13:51,181
Carrie I think you're just…

279
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,640
No, no, I totally, totally get it.

280
00:13:53,723 --> 00:13:54,848
I have a mint here.

281
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:57,265
They're curiously strong.

282
00:13:57,348 --> 00:13:58,598
Look…

283
00:13:58,681 --> 00:14:00,223
Here, can you just, uh,
hold that for a second?

284
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,015
- Sure.
- Thanks. Sorry.

285
00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:04,515
I don't wanna be a jerk, but I…

286
00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:06,431
I can't date a smoker.

287
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,973
Oh.

288
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:11,806
So…

289
00:14:13,265 --> 00:14:14,265
Really?

290
00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,306
It's a thing I have.

291
00:14:18,806 --> 00:14:21,015
I couldn't believe
what my crush was saying.

292
00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:22,473
I was crushed.

293
00:14:23,515 --> 00:14:26,056
Later that night,
I couldn't help but wonder,

294
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,723
when the hell
did dating become so dump-friendly?

295
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:31,640
What happened to the time
when a bad kiss or a cigarette

296
00:14:31,723 --> 00:14:34,931
or even a ridiculous dream
was just part of a person's portfolio?

297
00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:39,598
In today's volatile dating market,
is it wise to liquidate certain stocks

298
00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:42,765
at the very first sign that they might
not perform as well as expected?

299
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:45,765
Or are there certain things
one should try and negotiate?

300
00:14:45,848 --> 00:14:49,598
In relationships,
what are the deal breakers?

301
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,806
I think it's really sexy

302
00:14:53,348 --> 00:14:55,890
when you lightly
touch your lips to mine.

303
00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:58,598
Never one to trade a stock
before it had matured,

304
00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:03,306
a determined and patient Charlotte
decided to teach Bad how to kiss good.

305
00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:05,640
- You like that, huh?
- Mmm-hmm.

306
00:15:06,848 --> 00:15:10,515
And I like it
when you slowly open your mouth,

307
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:14,765
and just sort of tickle my lips
with the tip of your tongue.

308
00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:24,306
You like that?

309
00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:28,598
And with
just a little gentle negotiating,

310
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:30,848
Brad's stock suddenly began to rise.

311
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:41,140
Okay. Stop! Stop it!

312
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:45,348
You're sucking too hard.
And for the record, my mouth is up here.

313
00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,098
Is there a problem?

314
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:48,473
I can't do this.

315
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:49,848
Brad…

316
00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:52,015
you're a bad kisser.

317
00:15:52,098 --> 00:15:54,015
Come on. It's my thing.

318
00:15:57,681 --> 00:15:58,681
Where are you going?

319
00:15:59,515 --> 00:16:01,515
And Downtown
at Marty Mendleson's,

320
00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:05,181
some other people were experiencing
a much more successful first kiss.

321
00:16:05,515 --> 00:16:06,931
Let's move it to the bedroom.

322
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,473
These are my dolls.

323
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,473
I've been collecting them for years.

324
00:16:23,556 --> 00:16:24,598
I had no idea.

325
00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:27,973
This…

326
00:16:30,181 --> 00:16:31,473
is the Queen of Siam.

327
00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:33,473
She's my favorite.

328
00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:35,765
Bisque China face.

329
00:16:36,348 --> 00:16:37,681
She's a real collector's item.

330
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:39,723
Uh-huh.

331
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,265
And this…

332
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,640
is Mary, Queen of Scots.

333
00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,306
Are they all queens?

334
00:16:49,848 --> 00:16:51,890
No, just the ones
from Madame Alexander's.

335
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:55,848
Well, help me clear up the bed.

336
00:17:01,598 --> 00:17:02,640
No, no, no.

337
00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:04,515
The Southern belle sits on the table.

338
00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:09,431
Stanford wondered
if he was enough of a queen

339
00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:12,098
to make love to a queen
who collected queens.

340
00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:14,931
And Uptown at Fusion,

341
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:17,265
Samantha was feeling
a bit like a queen herself.

342
00:17:18,015 --> 00:17:19,640
Did I tell you
how beautiful you look tonight?

343
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,265
Thank you.

344
00:17:24,015 --> 00:17:26,015
Hey, what's up, genius?

345
00:17:26,098 --> 00:17:30,431
Oh! Genius's over-tired ass is
dragging all over this cool restaurant.

346
00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,181
Oh, you know, Aunt Alice
and her friends are leaving now,

347
00:17:34,265 --> 00:17:35,890
in case you wanna go pay your respects.

348
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:38,015
- My favorite aunt. I'll introduce you.
- Oh.

349
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,181
No, no, no, no.
Aunt Alice is out the door already.

350
00:17:40,265 --> 00:17:42,723
You go and I'll sit here
and talk with Samantha.

351
00:17:51,556 --> 00:17:53,723
- So, well, how was everything?
- So…

352
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,306
Ah, perfection.
Chivon is right, you are a genius.

353
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:59,098
Oh, thank you, thank you.

354
00:17:59,515 --> 00:18:02,140
And uh, now I have
a non-food related question.

355
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:04,473
What's going on
between you and my brother?

356
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:05,541
What do you mean?

357
00:18:05,556 --> 00:18:07,973
Well, you've been in here together,
like, two or three times.

358
00:18:08,973 --> 00:18:10,681
Well, we're… we're dating. Why?

359
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:12,598
So, you're not just fucking?

360
00:18:14,306 --> 00:18:15,848
Well, not that
it's any of your business,

361
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,890
but no, we're not just fucking.

362
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,390
We actually really like each other.

363
00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:24,473
No. I don't want you seeing my brother.

364
00:18:24,556 --> 00:18:26,390
- Excuse me?
- I don't approve.

365
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:30,223
- But you don't even know me I…
- Let's not get all personal here.

366
00:18:30,306 --> 00:18:34,140
I'm sure you're a very nice person,
but you're white.

367
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:37,265
And I have a problem
with my only brother

368
00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:38,723
getting serious with a white woman.

369
00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:42,306
Apparently to Adeena,
Samantha's skin was a non-negotiable.

370
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,056
How can you even say that to me…

371
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:45,723
Listen, that's how I feel.

372
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:47,973
I'm never going to approve,

373
00:18:48,056 --> 00:18:49,973
and my approval
means a lot to my brother.

374
00:18:50,556 --> 00:18:55,056
So, why don't you just save us all
a lot of time and trouble

375
00:18:55,140 --> 00:18:57,431
and get out now
before anybody gets hurt.

376
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,306
I'll send over some Mississippi mud pie.

377
00:19:05,306 --> 00:19:06,390
Samantha realized

378
00:19:06,473 --> 00:19:08,640
the only place
Adeena was interested in fusion

379
00:19:08,723 --> 00:19:09,723
was on a plate.

380
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:14,390
Talk about politically incorrect.
She can't dis me just because I'm white.

381
00:19:14,473 --> 00:19:15,765
Please tell me you didn't say "dis."

382
00:19:15,848 --> 00:19:17,515
Maybe you should
stop seeing him, Samantha.

383
00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:19,473
Race is a very big issue.

384
00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:21,765
No, there is no reason
to bring race into this.

385
00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:25,015
Chivon is a sweet man.
We have great sex.

386
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,806
And he happens to have the biggest…

387
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:29,431
Black cock.
We know he has a big Black cock.

388
00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:31,890
I was about to say "biggest heart."

389
00:19:32,765 --> 00:19:35,765
But now that you're so interested,
yes, he does have a big Black cock.

390
00:19:35,848 --> 00:19:38,556
It's big African-American cock.
Right, Charlotte?

391
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:42,056
- Don't make fun of me. My chin hurts.
- Yeah, exactly what happened there?

392
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,640
He raped my face.
I'm never seeing him again.

393
00:19:44,723 --> 00:19:45,765
To Charlotte York,

394
00:19:45,848 --> 00:19:47,931
a black and blue chin
was a deal breaker.

395
00:19:48,015 --> 00:19:51,515
Well, I'm not about to back down to her.
That is just not who I am.

396
00:19:51,598 --> 00:19:54,473
Yeah Samantha's right. She shouldn't
have to sacrifice who she is

397
00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:56,473
just because somebody else
has a problem with it.

398
00:19:56,556 --> 00:19:57,458
Thank you.

399
00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:58,681
It's like me with smoking you know?

400
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,098
It's too bad
that Aidan had a problem with it.

401
00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:03,098
But you have to accept people
for who they are.

402
00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:05,598
Wait, you're choosing cigarettes
over a cute guy?

403
00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:06,765
He's not that cute.

404
00:20:06,848 --> 00:20:08,723
You bought furniture, he was so cute.

405
00:20:08,806 --> 00:20:12,265
Okay, but for him to dump me like that
over a little thing like smoking.

406
00:20:12,348 --> 00:20:13,848
Smoking is not a little thing.

407
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:16,973
It's a dirty, disgusting habit
and you're killing yourself.

408
00:20:17,056 --> 00:20:17,958
Thank you, Chin.

409
00:20:17,973 --> 00:20:19,348
Really, Carrie,
we all hate it.

410
00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:21,306
We just put up with it
'cause we love you.

411
00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:23,140
Now you have a reason to quit, so quit.

412
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,265
You know I really don't appreciate
being ganged up on.

413
00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:26,681
Who's ganging up on you?

414
00:20:26,765 --> 00:20:28,181
Smoking is a part of who I am.

415
00:20:28,265 --> 00:20:29,681
I will quit when I want to quit,

416
00:20:29,765 --> 00:20:32,556
and it won't be because
some cute guy told me to.

417
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,973
- Right, Samantha?
- No, honey.

418
00:20:35,431 --> 00:20:37,556
Fighting a battle for Chivon
is one thing.

419
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,973
But holding on
to those nasty cigarettes, well…

420
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,306
That's just wack.

421
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,515
Please tell me
she didn't just say "wack."

422
00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:45,806
It's all total bullshit.

423
00:20:46,223 --> 00:20:48,390
What is wrong with cigarettes?

424
00:20:48,473 --> 00:20:49,973
Nothing, they're fabulous.

425
00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:53,806
It's not like you have
a hideous doll-collection or something.

426
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:57,723
You think that's an overreaction
to a repressed childhood or something?

427
00:20:57,806 --> 00:20:59,806
Who cares? It's fucking freaky.

428
00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:03,723
I was willing to overlook
his receding hair.

429
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,848
But the dollies? No.

430
00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:09,265
So, it's "good-bye, Dolly"?

431
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,556
It's too bad. I kinda liked him.

432
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,890
Well, Stanny, if I may call you that,

433
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,515
maybe you should reconsider?

434
00:21:19,806 --> 00:21:23,265
When was the last time someone you had
a crush on asked you out?

435
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:25,515
You're not one to talk,
Miss Marlboro Lights.

436
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,848
Yeah, you're right. I am no one to talk.

437
00:21:30,265 --> 00:21:32,515
Maybe I could quit,
you know, just a little.

438
00:21:32,598 --> 00:21:33,723
Till I see what's up.

439
00:21:34,723 --> 00:21:35,723
Et tu?

440
00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:38,265
Fine.

441
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,765
But I just can't see myself
getting all excited

442
00:21:40,848 --> 00:21:45,431
because my boyfriend's three-foot
Lady Di doll is arriving from QVC.

443
00:21:48,681 --> 00:21:50,181
- Okay, books away, let's go.
- What?

444
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:51,556
Time to go shoot hoops.

445
00:21:51,973 --> 00:21:54,931
Oh, right, I can't.
I got behind on this file.

446
00:21:55,015 --> 00:21:57,056
Oh, no, you don't.
Let's go, come on. You promised.

447
00:21:57,140 --> 00:22:00,098
They messengered this over-late.
It has to be ready first thing Monday.

448
00:22:00,181 --> 00:22:02,056
I don't have time
to go watch you shoot hoops.

449
00:22:02,598 --> 00:22:05,973
I ask you to do one thing
one time for me, and you can't do it.

450
00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:07,223
What the fuck is that?

451
00:22:07,306 --> 00:22:09,098
What the fuck is with the attitude?

452
00:22:09,181 --> 00:22:10,973
You know how many law things
I've been to?

453
00:22:11,056 --> 00:22:12,473
How many times I do what you want?

454
00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:16,015
Why are you getting so upset?
It's just a stupid half-court shot.

455
00:22:16,098 --> 00:22:17,431
Not to me, it's not!

456
00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:23,348
Why do you always have to be
so pessimistic?

457
00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:24,890
"You can't make that shot."

458
00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,973
Steve, come on.

459
00:22:27,056 --> 00:22:29,223
It's not just the shot. It's everything.

460
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,681
"We can't move in together."
"This isn't gonna work."

461
00:22:31,765 --> 00:22:34,515
If this is ever gonna work, I need you
to believe in us a little more.

462
00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:39,015
I need you to believe in me
even if you think it is fucking stupid.

463
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:53,431
All right, hot shot.

464
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,181
Show me what you got.

465
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,848
Whoo-hoo!

466
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,806
Nice legs! Very nice!

467
00:23:06,681 --> 00:23:09,015
Okay, this is for the big money!

468
00:23:09,098 --> 00:23:10,390
Okay!

469
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:22,598
Steve never did win
the big money at Madison Square Garden,

470
00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:24,806
but having Miranda
show up for him that day

471
00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,640
made him feel like a million bucks.

472
00:23:26,723 --> 00:23:28,890
You were robbed! Robbed!

473
00:23:29,598 --> 00:23:32,265
- Do over!
- Okay.

474
00:23:33,681 --> 00:23:35,556
Oops! Sorry.

475
00:23:40,473 --> 00:23:43,056
- Don't get any ideas.
- Hey, Pete. Let's go.

476
00:23:47,306 --> 00:23:50,140
This really isn't fair, you know?
He was just starting to get over you.

477
00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:55,848
Look, since you negotiated
such a good price for me on the chair,

478
00:23:55,931 --> 00:24:00,056
maybe I could negotiate
a little deal for you on the smoking.

479
00:24:02,056 --> 00:24:03,306
What kind of deal?

480
00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:07,473
Well, I've been thinking
about quitting anyway. So, why not now?

481
00:24:09,390 --> 00:24:10,390
Ta-da.

482
00:24:10,765 --> 00:24:11,765
No cigarettes.

483
00:24:13,181 --> 00:24:14,348
Can you do that?

484
00:24:14,431 --> 00:24:17,681
See, I think maybe you think
I'm more of a smoker than I actually am.

485
00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:20,848
I only have like a…
a cigarette with cocktails.

486
00:24:23,681 --> 00:24:26,223
I'm just about done here.
You wanna get some coffee?

487
00:24:26,306 --> 00:24:28,223
The second
I heard him say coffee,

488
00:24:28,306 --> 00:24:30,056
I knew I kind of wanted a cigarette.

489
00:24:30,723 --> 00:24:31,723
I'd love it.

490
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,556
It was one of those
great early dates

491
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,931
where you have so much to say
that coffee turns into a movie,

492
00:24:38,015 --> 00:24:39,848
a movie turns into a long walk,

493
00:24:39,931 --> 00:24:43,390
and a long walk turns into
the beginning of cold-turkey rehab.

494
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:45,098
Wanna get a bite to eat? Some dinner?

495
00:24:47,015 --> 00:24:49,431
I was completely ready
to trade in my crush…

496
00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:52,375
Hi.

497
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,931
…when it dawned on me,
just how much I was willing to give up

498
00:24:56,015 --> 00:24:56,958
for a cigarette.

499
00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:58,348
Well, maybe a quick bite.

500
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,556
Her name is Sheeba.
She's French.

501
00:25:19,973 --> 00:25:22,473
Meanwhile,
back in the Valley of the Dolls,

502
00:25:22,556 --> 00:25:25,306
Stanford decided that
there was something even more rare

503
00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:28,223
than a porcelain French face,
his passion.

504
00:25:31,848 --> 00:25:33,056
No, wait, the dolls.

505
00:25:35,556 --> 00:25:37,556
Yes. Oh, yes.

506
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,640
Yeah…

507
00:25:39,348 --> 00:25:40,931
Oh, yes.

508
00:25:53,556 --> 00:25:57,015
To Marty Mendleson,
a broken face was a deal breaker.

509
00:26:03,931 --> 00:26:04,875
Adeena!

510
00:26:04,890 --> 00:26:07,681
And Uptown,
Samantha was about to come face to face

511
00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:09,140
with her own deal breaker.

512
00:26:09,223 --> 00:26:12,265
- Hey, what's up?
- You tell me. I just got here.

513
00:26:12,348 --> 00:26:13,431
You know Samantha.

514
00:26:15,015 --> 00:26:18,056
So, what's my favorite girl drinking?

515
00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:19,265
- Champagne.
- Margarita.

516
00:26:21,265 --> 00:26:22,348
Coming right up.

517
00:26:24,890 --> 00:26:28,265
What are you doing here? I told you
I don't want you dating my brother.

518
00:26:28,348 --> 00:26:31,973
Adeena, I'm a lovely person.
At least get to know me, then hate me.

519
00:26:32,056 --> 00:26:35,473
This is not a game.
This is my brother we're talking about.

520
00:26:35,556 --> 00:26:38,098
You know, for a woman with
such a progressive view of world food…

521
00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,140
You know, that's business,
this is family.

522
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,640
I don't understand. What…

523
00:26:41,723 --> 00:26:43,056
I'll say it to you plain.

524
00:26:43,473 --> 00:26:47,348
I don't care how many
Jennifer-Lopez-looking dresses you have

525
00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:50,556
hanging up in your closet,
you don't belong in here.

526
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,056
You can never understand
what I'm talking about.

527
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,098
This is a Black thing.

528
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:58,306
Now would you please go
and leave my brother alone?

529
00:27:00,681 --> 00:27:03,390
As Samantha turned to leave,
she suddenly realized

530
00:27:03,473 --> 00:27:06,598
this wasn't a Black thing,
it was a Samantha thing.

531
00:27:07,306 --> 00:27:09,390
She'd never backed down
to a loud-mouth bitch before

532
00:27:09,473 --> 00:27:10,723
and she wasn't about to start now.

533
00:27:10,806 --> 00:27:11,973
Excuse me.

534
00:27:12,056 --> 00:27:13,723
But no woman, no matter what color,

535
00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:16,431
has the right to tell me
who I can or cannot fuck.

536
00:27:16,515 --> 00:27:19,681
Get your little white pussy
away from my brother!

537
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,556
Get your big, Black ass out of my face!

538
00:27:22,723 --> 00:27:24,973
And your okra wasn't all that!

539
00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:31,515
Get off!

540
00:27:31,556 --> 00:27:34,015
All right, all right,
Everybody be cool. All right?

541
00:27:34,806 --> 00:27:36,598
Keep it real. Keep it real.

542
00:27:36,681 --> 00:27:39,306
I'm trying to keep it real!

543
00:27:40,181 --> 00:27:41,181
Stop it!

544
00:27:44,348 --> 00:27:46,723
Seven hours
into the world's longest date,

545
00:27:46,806 --> 00:27:47,848
all I could think was,

546
00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:49,515
"Five more minutes
and I can dump this bozo

547
00:27:49,598 --> 00:27:51,890
and smoke the emergency cigarette
hidden in my purse."

548
00:27:51,973 --> 00:27:53,390
Would you like a dessert menu?

549
00:27:54,056 --> 00:27:55,056
I'll take a look.

550
00:27:56,556 --> 00:27:59,306
Oh, my God, I forgot,
I have that deadline. I have to go.

551
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:01,848
- Oh, wait, I'll walk with you.
- No! I mean…

552
00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:03,931
Stay, enjoy your dessert. I'm fine.

553
00:28:19,848 --> 00:28:20,848
No.

554
00:28:27,348 --> 00:28:28,973
Oh, God.

555
00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:42,931
Carrie.

556
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:44,306
I wanna be, I wanna be

557
00:28:45,931 --> 00:28:47,056
We've got a little problem.

558
00:28:47,556 --> 00:28:49,348
Let me be, let me be

559
00:28:52,806 --> 00:28:53,931
What can I say?

560
00:28:54,806 --> 00:28:56,931
Adeena has always been there for me.

561
00:28:57,598 --> 00:29:01,181
I mean, ever since Mom died,
it's only been the two of us.

562
00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:05,015
Adeena has her issues,

563
00:29:05,890 --> 00:29:07,973
but you didn't have to go
and insult her food, so…

564
00:29:10,223 --> 00:29:11,765
You mean the world to me.

565
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:16,723
But Adeena, she's my blood.

566
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:20,890
And the voice of my heart

567
00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:25,515
Freed the eternal sense of shame

568
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:28,640
Samantha knew the real problem
wasn't her little white pussy.

569
00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:31,306
It was the fact that
Chivon was a big Black pussy

570
00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:33,223
who wouldn't stand up to his sister.

571
00:29:33,306 --> 00:29:36,556
I wanna be, I wanna be, the object of…

572
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,931
And for Samantha Jones,
that was the deal breaker.

573
00:29:41,806 --> 00:29:45,556
It was too bad we had to end.
But that's the way it goes, I guess.

574
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,765
We had some good times together,

575
00:29:48,848 --> 00:29:51,140
and I'm pretty sure
we could have had more.

576
00:29:51,806 --> 00:29:53,806
But it's over.

577
00:29:53,890 --> 00:29:55,556
The object of your desire

578
00:30:00,348 --> 00:30:02,765
In the end, I really did it for me.

579
00:30:03,723 --> 00:30:04,848
I just hope he's worth it.

580
00:30:04,931 --> 00:30:07,098
Let me be, let me be

581
00:30:09,806 --> 00:30:11,681
I wanna be, I wanna be

582
00:30:14,348 --> 00:30:16,098
Let me be, let me be