1 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:50,973 One of the best things about being in a great relationship 2 00:00:51,056 --> 00:00:53,556 is feeling comfortable enough to leave it for an evening. 3 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,973 So what exactly do you gals do when you get together? 4 00:01:00,098 --> 00:01:01,681 Oh, the usual stuff. 5 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:03,681 - Braid each other's hair. - Hmm. 6 00:01:03,765 --> 00:01:05,181 - Crank calls. - Ah! 7 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,056 Oh, and that Wiccan stuff that's big now. 8 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:08,848 You don't talk about the boys? 9 00:01:08,931 --> 00:01:13,640 Well, I can't lie. Sometimes there is talk of the boys. 10 00:01:13,723 --> 00:01:14,806 Men's greatest fear. 11 00:01:14,890 --> 00:01:16,306 I thought it was hair loss. 12 00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:17,473 No problem here. 13 00:01:17,556 --> 00:01:19,306 Yeah, I can tell. 14 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:21,640 Feel free to pass that on to the gals. 15 00:01:22,306 --> 00:01:24,140 I'll try to work that into the conversation. 16 00:01:27,181 --> 00:01:28,306 Good-bye. 17 00:01:28,390 --> 00:01:30,140 - Good-bye. - Bye. 18 00:01:34,515 --> 00:01:37,181 E.B. White once said that no one should come to New York 19 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,848 unless they are very lucky. 20 00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:40,015 I was. 21 00:01:40,098 --> 00:01:42,931 I had an amazing boyfriend who had all his hair, 22 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:44,681 good friends to talk about him with… 23 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:54,806 And a married ex-boyfriend I had slept with a week ago. 24 00:02:00,098 --> 00:02:02,806 May I just say… Wow. 25 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,181 What can I say? I've arrived! 26 00:02:05,265 --> 00:02:08,681 Samantha had invited us over to celebrate her new Downtown apartment, 27 00:02:08,765 --> 00:02:10,390 three new Uptown clients, 28 00:02:10,473 --> 00:02:12,140 and her general fabulousness. 29 00:02:12,223 --> 00:02:15,056 And who knew all this existed in the Meatpacking District? 30 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:18,681 Yes, just yards away from dumpsters full of decaying cow. 31 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,056 Homemade baby quiche? 32 00:02:20,681 --> 00:02:23,765 - You made these? - Oh, hell no, I had them delivered. 33 00:02:23,848 --> 00:02:25,348 Along with the dinner, the wine, 34 00:02:25,431 --> 00:02:28,348 and a DVD of An Affair To Remember that we're watching later, drunk. 35 00:02:28,431 --> 00:02:30,390 You can get DVDs delivered? 36 00:02:30,473 --> 00:02:32,473 I use this hot new home delivery service. 37 00:02:32,556 --> 00:02:35,390 You call them, anything you want they bring you within an hour. 38 00:02:35,473 --> 00:02:37,140 - Anything? - Mmm. 39 00:02:37,473 --> 00:02:39,223 Last night I ordered condoms. 40 00:02:39,306 --> 00:02:41,556 Please tell me you didn't fuck the delivery guy. 41 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,473 No, John, the hot guy from the gym. 42 00:02:43,556 --> 00:02:47,098 And let me just say that the condoms came a lot faster than he did. 43 00:02:47,181 --> 00:02:48,681 Now there's an ad slogan. 44 00:02:48,765 --> 00:02:51,390 Oh, ladies, let's just say it. We have it all. 45 00:02:51,473 --> 00:02:55,390 Great apartments, great jobs, great friends, great sex. 46 00:02:55,473 --> 00:02:58,056 We can have our baby quiche delivered and eat it, too. 47 00:02:58,140 --> 00:02:59,348 Exactly, at my age, 48 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:02,015 my mother was saddled with three kids and a drunk husband. 49 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,556 You just have three drunk friends. 50 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,556 By choice! 51 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,390 Well, I think that having it all 52 00:03:07,473 --> 00:03:10,015 really means having someone special to share it with. 53 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,598 Oh, please, that's so Barney. 54 00:03:12,681 --> 00:03:16,056 Well, I'm sorry. My life wasn't really complete until I met Trey. 55 00:03:16,515 --> 00:03:19,265 And Trey's mom is so great. 56 00:03:19,765 --> 00:03:22,556 Wait till you all meet her at this engagement party she's throwing for us. 57 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:23,890 You will love her. 58 00:03:24,681 --> 00:03:27,765 You see us, Manhattan? We have it all! 59 00:03:27,848 --> 00:03:29,056 Fuck you! 60 00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:30,431 You wish! 61 00:03:33,598 --> 00:03:36,598 Carrie, go home, I can take care of this. 62 00:03:36,681 --> 00:03:37,931 Three hours later, 63 00:03:38,015 --> 00:03:41,098 Deborah Kerr had revealed her awful secret to Cary Grant, 64 00:03:41,181 --> 00:03:43,306 and I'd still told no one mine. 65 00:03:45,265 --> 00:03:46,765 I slept with Big last week. 66 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:48,556 You're having an affair? 67 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,223 No, no. No affair. 68 00:03:51,973 --> 00:03:54,890 It was one night, and it is not happening again. 69 00:03:55,556 --> 00:03:56,556 Okay. 70 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,598 Please don't tell Charlotte or Miranda. 71 00:04:00,098 --> 00:04:01,098 Okay. 72 00:04:02,515 --> 00:04:07,765 Oh, God, I'm awful. I'm awful! I have this great boyfriend. 73 00:04:08,473 --> 00:04:10,056 I don't know what I was doing. 74 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:12,890 Nothing men haven't been doing for centuries. 75 00:04:14,056 --> 00:04:15,056 Was it good? 76 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:22,056 It was great, and it's not happening again. 77 00:04:22,848 --> 00:04:23,848 Got it. 78 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:25,348 Plates. 79 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:33,681 How could it feel so good when it's so bad? 80 00:04:33,765 --> 00:04:35,848 Oh, honey, they design it that way. 81 00:04:35,931 --> 00:04:38,806 It's like Big and I, we have this… 82 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:40,250 thing. 83 00:04:40,265 --> 00:04:41,973 It's all about the pheromones. 84 00:04:42,056 --> 00:04:44,640 We're all just animals reacting to each other's smell. 85 00:04:44,723 --> 00:04:48,265 But I have this non-married, wonderful boyfriend, with all his hair, 86 00:04:48,348 --> 00:04:50,348 waiting for me, who smells great. 87 00:04:50,431 --> 00:04:51,515 Don't beat yourself up. 88 00:04:51,598 --> 00:04:54,848 Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet. Until he does, you're a free agent. 89 00:04:54,931 --> 00:04:56,973 What is that, "the rules according to Samantha"? 90 00:04:57,056 --> 00:04:59,515 See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think. 91 00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:01,348 I don't want to be a free agent. 92 00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:07,556 Don't you want to judge me, just a little bit? 93 00:05:08,431 --> 00:05:09,723 Not my style. 94 00:05:14,265 --> 00:05:15,265 Yeah. 95 00:05:17,015 --> 00:05:18,015 Hang on. 96 00:05:20,098 --> 00:05:21,556 Hang on. 97 00:05:24,681 --> 00:05:26,556 - Hey. - Hi. 98 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,098 Hi. Oh, God, I missed you. 99 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,473 You got to go see the gals more often. 100 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,640 Come on. 101 00:05:39,848 --> 00:05:41,931 Suddenly I felt safe again. 102 00:05:42,015 --> 00:05:44,306 It had all just been a big bad dream. 103 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:47,515 As long as I was near Aidan, it would all be okay. 104 00:05:49,848 --> 00:05:50,931 Until the morning. 105 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,890 Why do you have to go to Pennsylvania today? 106 00:05:53,973 --> 00:05:55,140 See that chair? 107 00:05:55,681 --> 00:05:57,890 It's got owners that miss it very much. 108 00:05:59,181 --> 00:06:01,348 Go tomorrow. Come on, stay. 109 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:03,473 I'll make you cookies. 110 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:04,806 You don't cook. 111 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:08,556 I'll buy you cookies. Come on, stay? 112 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,848 It's just for a couple of days. 113 00:06:10,598 --> 00:06:12,306 You've got to have some stuff that you want to do. 114 00:06:14,348 --> 00:06:15,348 Mmm. 115 00:06:16,306 --> 00:06:19,015 What I needed to do was not be alone. 116 00:06:19,098 --> 00:06:20,098 Be good. 117 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:41,473 Downtown, Samantha woke up to discover she did have it all. 118 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:43,223 Including the flu. 119 00:06:51,348 --> 00:06:52,348 Shit. 120 00:06:59,015 --> 00:07:01,265 Samantha never wanted a man around in the morning, 121 00:07:01,348 --> 00:07:02,640 until she needed one. 122 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:03,723 John? 123 00:07:04,681 --> 00:07:06,098 Hey, it's Samantha. 124 00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:07,765 Jones. 125 00:07:08,723 --> 00:07:09,848 From the gym. 126 00:07:10,390 --> 00:07:11,640 Yeah, right. 127 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:16,431 Listen, I was wondering if you might be able to drop by 128 00:07:16,515 --> 00:07:17,931 on your way to work this morning? 129 00:07:19,265 --> 00:07:22,723 Honey, I can hardly blow my nose, let alone blow you. 130 00:07:24,431 --> 00:07:28,181 Yeah, well, I wouldn't want you to get sick either. 131 00:07:34,390 --> 00:07:35,431 Later that day, 132 00:07:35,515 --> 00:07:37,973 in the bridal registry department at Bergdorf Goodman, 133 00:07:38,056 --> 00:07:40,848 Charlotte discovered she wanted it all, and more. 134 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:42,015 $1,300? 135 00:07:42,098 --> 00:07:43,098 Yes. 136 00:07:43,890 --> 00:07:45,681 And we do very well with it. 137 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,265 It's really beautiful. 138 00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:48,431 Yes. 139 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:50,765 And it'll look lovely under the ramen noodles 140 00:07:50,848 --> 00:07:53,598 we'll be forced to eat due to my outstanding china loans. 141 00:07:54,723 --> 00:07:55,806 Oh, no. 142 00:07:56,765 --> 00:07:59,348 No, not that face. 143 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:02,848 All right, if it's what you want. 144 00:08:03,348 --> 00:08:05,598 I'm too crazy about you to say no. 145 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:12,140 I've got to get back to the hospital. I've got a two o'clock angioplasty. 146 00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:14,348 Did you do your guest list for the party? 147 00:08:14,431 --> 00:08:15,431 Oh, right, right. 148 00:08:16,973 --> 00:08:17,973 Here. 149 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:19,765 Almost forgot. 150 00:08:26,681 --> 00:08:28,056 - Sweetie? - Hmm? 151 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,181 What's this? 152 00:08:30,848 --> 00:08:34,056 Oh, prenuptial agreements, totally standard. 153 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,556 Everyone in the family has one. 154 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,306 I think you sign on page four or something. 155 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:39,473 Feel free to have your lawyer look it over if you want. 156 00:08:40,431 --> 00:08:41,473 I'll call you later. 157 00:08:49,306 --> 00:08:50,765 Well, this all looks pretty normal. 158 00:08:50,848 --> 00:08:53,681 Charlotte wasted no time having a lawyer look over the papers. 159 00:08:53,765 --> 00:08:55,515 Normal? We haven't even gotten married yet, 160 00:08:55,598 --> 00:08:57,181 and already we're talking about divorce. 161 00:08:57,265 --> 00:08:59,306 Sweetie, a lot of people do prenups these days. 162 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:01,931 Marriage is supposed to be about love and happiness. 163 00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:03,765 And the merging and protection of assets. 164 00:09:03,848 --> 00:09:05,431 That is so unromantic. 165 00:09:05,515 --> 00:09:08,556 And necessary. 50% of marriages end in divorce. 166 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,598 See? There it is again, divorce. 167 00:09:10,681 --> 00:09:13,181 I'm sure you'll live happily ever after. But I got to tell you, 168 00:09:13,265 --> 00:09:15,681 I wouldn't get married without one of these to protect myself. 169 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:18,390 See, I'm safe. I mean, what's he gonna take from me, shoes? 170 00:09:18,473 --> 00:09:19,931 Wait a minute, maybe I do need one. 171 00:09:20,015 --> 00:09:21,806 - Hmm! - What? 172 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:25,265 Okay, this is a little unusual. He has you on a vesting schedule. 173 00:09:25,348 --> 00:09:27,056 For every five years that you're married, 174 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:29,640 you get a percentage of $500,000. 175 00:09:30,098 --> 00:09:32,723 I'm only worth $500,000? 176 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,223 Over 30 years. 177 00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:36,015 Well, maybe that's your wholesale price. 178 00:09:36,098 --> 00:09:37,931 And if you have any boys, 179 00:09:38,015 --> 00:09:40,473 you'll get another 100 grand, free and clear. 180 00:09:41,056 --> 00:09:42,223 Well, how much for girls? 181 00:09:43,265 --> 00:09:44,265 Um… 182 00:09:45,431 --> 00:09:47,973 - Nada. - Well, that is just bad business. 183 00:09:48,056 --> 00:09:49,681 I can't sign that. 184 00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:52,265 I can't marry someone knowing they feel this way. 185 00:09:52,348 --> 00:09:53,848 Listen, this is just their opening offer. 186 00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:56,140 It's totally standard to go back in and negotiate. 187 00:09:56,223 --> 00:09:58,556 Negotiate? I can't even buy stuff on sale. 188 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,640 Talk to Trey. 189 00:09:59,681 --> 00:10:02,765 I'm sure his lawyers will be able to take care of all of this. 190 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:04,473 Working over lunch? 191 00:10:04,556 --> 00:10:06,681 They're right, the New York office is tougher than ours. 192 00:10:06,765 --> 00:10:09,556 George, this is Carrie and Charlotte. 193 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,848 George works in our Chicago office. 194 00:10:10,931 --> 00:10:12,765 Hi. I'm here all week taking depositions. 195 00:10:12,848 --> 00:10:16,348 And restaurant recommendations from hip and trendy New Yorkers. 196 00:10:16,431 --> 00:10:18,973 - You're hip and trendy? - George is from Chicago. 197 00:10:20,598 --> 00:10:23,015 - So, it was good, huh? - It was fantastic. 198 00:10:23,098 --> 00:10:24,681 I hope the place I take you tomorrow night 199 00:10:24,765 --> 00:10:25,806 lives up to your standards. 200 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,681 Oh, I'm sure it'll be great. 201 00:10:28,223 --> 00:10:29,431 I'll drop by your office later. 202 00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:31,640 - Okay. - Nice meeting you, ladies. 203 00:10:31,723 --> 00:10:32,723 Bye. 204 00:10:33,473 --> 00:10:36,765 Well, well, well. They sure do grow them cute in the Midwest. 205 00:10:36,848 --> 00:10:39,181 I know, we have a date. 206 00:10:39,265 --> 00:10:42,431 You'd better find out how much he pays for boys before you get attached. 207 00:10:44,431 --> 00:10:46,348 Twenty-four hours, three degrees of fever, 208 00:10:46,431 --> 00:10:48,931 and two pages of her black book later, 209 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,515 Samantha was no closer to closing her deal. 210 00:10:51,598 --> 00:10:55,098 Why don't you go fuck yourself, because I won't be doing it again! 211 00:10:55,431 --> 00:10:56,431 Ever! 212 00:10:57,681 --> 00:11:01,140 Samantha was discovering it was much easier to find a guy to screw her 213 00:11:01,223 --> 00:11:02,890 than one who'd screw in her curtain rod. 214 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,973 She wasn't the only one who needed a fix. 215 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:09,681 That day I did everything I could to keep busy until Aidan came back. 216 00:11:09,765 --> 00:11:13,015 I rearranged my sweaters, I defrosted my fridge… 217 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,598 I broke into my emergency hidden stash. 218 00:11:24,431 --> 00:11:26,056 And I thought about choices. 219 00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:31,140 Since birth, modern women have been told we can do and be anything we want. 220 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:34,265 Be an astronaut, the head of an Internet company, 221 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:35,765 a stay-at-home mom. 222 00:11:35,848 --> 00:11:38,348 There aren't any rules anymore, and the choices are endless, 223 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,765 and apparently they can all be delivered right to your door. 224 00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:45,223 But is it possible that we've gotten so spoiled by choices 225 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:47,640 that we've become unable to make one? 226 00:11:47,723 --> 00:11:50,265 That a part of us knows that once you choose something, 227 00:11:50,348 --> 00:11:53,556 one man, one great apartment, one amazing job, 228 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,348 another option goes away? 229 00:11:56,056 --> 00:12:00,140 Are we a generation of women who can't choose just one from column A? 230 00:12:00,223 --> 00:12:03,056 Did we all have too much to handle, or was Samantha right? 231 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,556 Can we have it all? 232 00:12:06,765 --> 00:12:10,348 Two hours later, I had filed every article I'd ever written, 233 00:12:10,431 --> 00:12:13,098 but I still couldn't file away what had happened with Big. 234 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,265 And so I made a choice. 235 00:12:18,015 --> 00:12:19,056 I called him. 236 00:12:22,431 --> 00:12:23,765 Yeah. 237 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:26,098 Hey, it's me, Carrie. 238 00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:27,515 Jesus, Carrie. 239 00:12:28,306 --> 00:12:29,291 How are you? 240 00:12:29,306 --> 00:12:32,015 I'm good. Fine. Um, okay. 241 00:12:32,098 --> 00:12:34,806 Listen, uh, we need to talk about what happened with us. 242 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:38,306 - Right now? - Yes, rationally, and right now. 243 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,765 Apparently you're the boss. 244 00:12:39,848 --> 00:12:40,848 Okay, the thing is, 245 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,181 it was just a physical thing that happened. 246 00:12:43,265 --> 00:12:46,931 We gave in to our baser instincts, shit happens, blah, blah, blah. 247 00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,306 Are you wearing glasses? 248 00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:51,265 - No. - You sound like you're wearing glasses. 249 00:12:51,348 --> 00:12:53,848 It can't happen again, you're married. 250 00:12:53,931 --> 00:12:55,348 I'm aware of that. 251 00:12:55,765 --> 00:12:57,140 But come on. 252 00:12:57,223 --> 00:12:59,265 It was pretty fucking amazing, wasn't it? 253 00:12:59,348 --> 00:13:01,473 That is so not the point. 254 00:13:01,556 --> 00:13:03,181 We're intelligent human beings here. 255 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:06,015 We have to learn to rise above the physical stuff. 256 00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:07,515 You can learn to do that? 257 00:13:08,681 --> 00:13:10,140 Apparently we couldn't. 258 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,181 Next time we're going to a hotel. 259 00:13:13,306 --> 00:13:15,723 I can smell the guy on your sheets. 260 00:13:16,348 --> 00:13:18,431 Wood chips and Paco Rabanne. 261 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,306 He doesn't wear cologne. 262 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:22,306 Maybe he should. 263 00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:23,973 And, by the way? 264 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,015 There'll be no next time. 265 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,681 This is gonna be like The Bridges of Madison Avenue, 266 00:13:28,765 --> 00:13:32,515 a very brief affair I'll write about in sappy letters to my grandchildren. 267 00:13:32,598 --> 00:13:35,098 Can I have a beard in the book version? 268 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,181 Huh? 269 00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:38,056 I've always wanted a beard. 270 00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:40,265 Maybe a goatee. 271 00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:43,556 It all felt so easy and so good. 272 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,140 I was like the moth to the old flame. 273 00:13:48,056 --> 00:13:52,140 Meanwhile, that night, Miranda was enjoying her new flame. 274 00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:56,973 I can't fucking believe I have to catch an eleven o'clock flight. 275 00:13:58,556 --> 00:13:59,848 But it was fun. 276 00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,473 I swear to God, if I weren't going back to Chicago, 277 00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:05,473 I would definitely be trying to sleep with you right now. 278 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:08,431 And I'm drunk enough, I might have let you. 279 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,015 Oh, damn. 280 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,681 I'll have to wait till next time. 281 00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:17,015 So there will be a next time? 282 00:14:17,098 --> 00:14:19,556 Of course, I come back and forth a lot. 283 00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,640 And in the meantime, there's always the phone. 284 00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:25,015 I have one of those. 285 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:27,056 I'll call you tomorrow night. 286 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,640 Damn. 287 00:14:37,348 --> 00:14:38,348 The next night, 288 00:14:38,431 --> 00:14:40,806 Miranda was pleasantly surprised to hear from George. 289 00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:44,140 I knew you were a middle child! I love it when I'm right. 290 00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:48,098 Yeah, spoken like a true only child. 291 00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:50,556 They talked for two hours about everything, 292 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,640 favorite foods, their families. 293 00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:55,598 It was one of the best dates Miranda had ever been on. 294 00:14:56,556 --> 00:14:57,723 Tell me what you're wearing. 295 00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,556 And then the date got even better. 296 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,681 - Nothing. - Mmm. 297 00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:03,890 I wish I were there. 298 00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:06,848 Really? What would you do? 299 00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:11,515 I'd start by kissing your neck, slowly. 300 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:13,223 Mmm-hmm. 301 00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:19,140 And then I'd work my way down and start licking your nipples. 302 00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:20,431 Where's your hand? 303 00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:21,765 On your dick. 304 00:15:22,848 --> 00:15:24,306 Put the other one on you. 305 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:29,765 That night, Miranda started sleeping with George regularly. 306 00:15:29,848 --> 00:15:31,640 She felt like she had it all. 307 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,931 Her own independent life, 308 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,056 and a great boyfriend she could count on. 309 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:38,306 He always called and she always came to the phone. 310 00:15:39,223 --> 00:15:41,015 While Miranda was cumming, 311 00:15:41,098 --> 00:15:42,265 I was busy preparing… 312 00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:43,348 …for Aidan to come back. 313 00:15:43,431 --> 00:15:46,306 I had slept in Big's and my sex sheets for two days. 314 00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:49,431 And like any good junkie, I knew how to hide the evidence. 315 00:15:50,473 --> 00:15:52,681 - Hey, you. - Come on. 316 00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:54,098 Hi. 317 00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:06,973 Ah, look at you. 318 00:16:07,056 --> 00:16:09,848 I was sure he could see the scarlet "A" burned into my chest. 319 00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:13,473 If Big could smell him, could he smell Big on me? 320 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,098 God, I missed you so much. 321 00:16:17,223 --> 00:16:18,223 Wow. 322 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:22,390 I should send you to Pennsylvania more often. 323 00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:23,640 You should. 324 00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:26,140 I realized something while I was gone. 325 00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:27,973 Oh, you did, did you? 326 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,640 Yeah. 327 00:16:30,098 --> 00:16:31,348 I love you, Carrie. 328 00:16:35,556 --> 00:16:36,556 That too much? 329 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,473 Around Trenton, I thought I shouldn't say it… 330 00:16:39,556 --> 00:16:40,931 No, no. 331 00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,181 I love you, too. 332 00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:49,473 Mmm. 333 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:57,806 Not only was my secret safe, but apparently I had become lovable. 334 00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:01,431 I felt awful, and so good. 335 00:17:01,515 --> 00:17:03,765 - Wait, no sheets. - Fuck the sheets. 336 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:07,390 So you're bent over and I'm playing with you. 337 00:17:07,473 --> 00:17:09,223 And your dick is in my mouth. 338 00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:11,890 Oh, Jesus. Oh, I think I'm going to cum. 339 00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:14,681 The next night, Miranda was going to third with George when… 340 00:17:14,765 --> 00:17:17,056 …her second line beeped in. 341 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,473 Damn it, hold on. 342 00:17:20,390 --> 00:17:21,291 Hello! 343 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,931 Trey says his mom won't negotiate. 344 00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:24,015 Hold on. 345 00:17:24,098 --> 00:17:25,431 You sound weird, are you okay? 346 00:17:25,515 --> 00:17:26,515 I'll be right back. 347 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:30,556 Okay, your dick is in my mouth. 348 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,765 Keep it there. 349 00:17:31,848 --> 00:17:33,390 So now we know. 350 00:17:33,473 --> 00:17:34,890 The mom's the one holding the cards. 351 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:36,431 She's the one you're gonna have to go up against. 352 00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:37,515 How do I do that? 353 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,556 Charlotte, this isn't a good time. I'll call you tomorrow. 354 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:41,806 But… 355 00:17:43,015 --> 00:17:44,056 Sorry. 356 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:45,723 So am I. 357 00:17:45,806 --> 00:17:48,015 You got me so hot I just came. 358 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,181 You did, huh? 359 00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:54,015 So, now we have to take care of you. 360 00:17:57,848 --> 00:18:00,515 The next night, I went to take care of Samantha. 361 00:18:00,598 --> 00:18:02,390 More cough syrup. 362 00:18:03,806 --> 00:18:07,681 Which for Samantha meant making her mom's cure-all childhood remedy, 363 00:18:07,765 --> 00:18:10,431 cough syrup and Fanta orange soda over ice. 364 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:17,390 Mmm. 365 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:21,056 No offense, but this thing's about to make me sicker than you. 366 00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,806 Give me my drink! 367 00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:24,473 Okay, okay. 368 00:18:26,098 --> 00:18:28,890 A frosted martini glass would make that a lot more appetizing. 369 00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:34,515 Why don't you ask the super to fix your window? 370 00:18:35,015 --> 00:18:39,015 Because I don't have one. I own this fucking place, remember? 371 00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:45,140 I should have gotten married. 372 00:18:45,223 --> 00:18:47,973 Then at least I'd have a curtain that closes. 373 00:18:49,265 --> 00:18:50,473 Oh, Carrie. 374 00:18:51,056 --> 00:18:53,265 It doesn't matter how much you have. 375 00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:56,681 If you don't have a guy who cares about you, 376 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,973 it all means shit. 377 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:02,681 Oh, sweetie, calm down. 378 00:19:02,765 --> 00:19:04,181 Oh! 379 00:19:04,265 --> 00:19:06,765 Three days of sleep deprivation had turned Samantha 380 00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:09,056 into a whole new woman. Charlotte. 381 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,125 Here, here. 382 00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:13,723 For someone who had it all, she had never felt more alone. 383 00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:17,390 Good girl. Okay. 384 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,265 I'm gonna tell you something. 385 00:19:21,223 --> 00:19:23,265 There's two types of guys out there. 386 00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:27,098 The ones that hold your hand, and the ones that fuck you. 387 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,140 And I'd slept with both of them in the last 48 hours. 388 00:19:30,223 --> 00:19:33,223 And the guys that fuck you aren't worth a damn. 389 00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:37,098 We're all alone, Carrie. 390 00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:40,556 Oh, we are not all alone. 391 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,015 We have each other. 392 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,598 Oh, hey. 393 00:19:47,556 --> 00:19:50,348 - Come on. Bed. - Yeah. 394 00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:52,265 Three days of bed rest later, 395 00:19:52,348 --> 00:19:55,931 three healthy girls attended a very Uptown party. 396 00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:59,931 Jesus, it looks like Martha Stewart exploded in here. 397 00:20:00,015 --> 00:20:01,515 Hey, look, headbands are back. 398 00:20:01,598 --> 00:20:03,598 I'm starving, where's the food? 399 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:07,390 It's amazing what four days of a cough syrup and Fanta diet 400 00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,848 will do for the appetite. 401 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,681 They're WASPs, there's never food, only booze. 402 00:20:11,765 --> 00:20:14,015 Fine. One martini, six olives. 403 00:20:15,306 --> 00:20:17,431 I can't believe Charlotte wants to be in this world. 404 00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:20,431 Look at these people. They're like Ken and Barbie cutouts. 405 00:20:20,515 --> 00:20:22,181 - You guys made it! - Hey! 406 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,348 Hi! 407 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,890 Ladies, I see you've found the bar. 408 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,306 We're good that way. 409 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:30,098 Trey, you have to keep people out of the maid's room. 410 00:20:30,181 --> 00:20:34,515 There are photos of me rowing college crew in there. It's mortifying. 411 00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:37,973 Mum, these are Charlotte's friends. Ladies, this is my mum, Bunny. 412 00:20:38,056 --> 00:20:39,000 - Hi. - Hello. 413 00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:42,348 Pleasure to have you. Oh, there's Reverend Williams. 414 00:20:42,431 --> 00:20:46,181 Maybe we should go say hello before he gets into the Scotch. 415 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:49,098 I'd say it was about 20 years too late for that. 416 00:20:53,681 --> 00:20:55,306 I haven't signed the prenup. 417 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:56,640 What are you gonna do? 418 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,098 I don't know, I'm so confused. 419 00:20:58,806 --> 00:21:02,556 I really love him, I do. But I feel like no one cares about me. 420 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,265 I thought that maybe if we could negotiate it'd be okay. 421 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,640 But now, this all feels so wrong. 422 00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:09,890 What does Trey say? 423 00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:13,015 Nothing. He leaves this stuff up to his mother. 424 00:21:13,098 --> 00:21:15,306 A woman named Bunny? Honey, you could take her. 425 00:21:16,015 --> 00:21:17,681 Help me. What should I do? 426 00:21:17,765 --> 00:21:19,890 Oh, sweetie, we can't tell you what to do. 427 00:21:19,973 --> 00:21:22,181 I wasn't one to talk on the subject of marriage, 428 00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:25,015 considering I might be in the process of breaking one up. 429 00:21:25,431 --> 00:21:27,598 You have to do whatever feels right to you. 430 00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:31,015 I guess it just depends how much you want to marry Trey. 431 00:21:42,515 --> 00:21:44,848 Bunny, do you have a minute? 432 00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:46,640 Well, Charlotte, of course. 433 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,640 Charlotte realized if she ever wanted to close the deal with Trey, 434 00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:53,140 she'd have to close the deal with Bunny first. 435 00:21:53,223 --> 00:21:55,515 I haven't signed the prenuptial agreement. 436 00:21:55,598 --> 00:21:56,848 Well, you've been busy. 437 00:21:57,681 --> 00:21:59,556 I have, um… 438 00:22:00,931 --> 00:22:03,431 a little problem with how much I'm worth. 439 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:05,723 I see. 440 00:22:06,765 --> 00:22:09,056 Well, Charlotte, that is the standard amount. 441 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:12,390 It's how it's always been done in the MacDougal family. 442 00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:14,973 Right. 443 00:22:15,056 --> 00:22:16,973 Not only would she have to negotiate, 444 00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:19,056 she'd have to play hardball. 445 00:22:20,265 --> 00:22:22,390 Well, you know, 446 00:22:23,848 --> 00:22:26,806 we haven't finalized all of the wedding arrangements. 447 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:30,348 I know Trey would be disappointed if I backed out, 448 00:22:30,431 --> 00:22:32,181 and The Times announcement would run, 449 00:22:32,265 --> 00:22:33,890 and I guess there would be some questions… 450 00:22:33,973 --> 00:22:35,390 What do you want? 451 00:22:36,598 --> 00:22:37,806 I'm worth a million. 452 00:22:42,681 --> 00:22:43,666 I did it! 453 00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:46,265 I negotiated with Bunny and I signed the prenup. 454 00:22:46,348 --> 00:22:48,431 - Oh! - Oh, that's great, sweetie. 455 00:22:48,515 --> 00:22:50,223 I'm getting married. 456 00:22:50,306 --> 00:22:52,556 Congratulations! 457 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,723 I love him, I really do. 458 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,931 Ladies, may I sweep my bride away? 459 00:22:57,848 --> 00:22:59,265 She's all yours. 460 00:23:00,973 --> 00:23:03,848 It was then that each of us realized that we didn't have it all. 461 00:23:04,473 --> 00:23:06,431 Because we no longer had Charlotte. 462 00:23:08,473 --> 00:23:10,223 And then there were three. 463 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,848 I can't believe she's marrying that guy. 464 00:23:12,931 --> 00:23:15,348 And for about a tenth of what she's worth. 465 00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:18,181 Hey, I thought you were Ms. Pro-marriage these days. 466 00:23:18,265 --> 00:23:22,390 Honey, I was delirious. I also saw plaid spots all over my bathtub. 467 00:23:23,056 --> 00:23:24,515 I can't believe I'm saying this, 468 00:23:24,598 --> 00:23:26,890 but it feels weird without her here. 469 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,598 That's such a Charlotte thing to say. 470 00:23:29,681 --> 00:23:32,306 After a week full of Aidan and no cigarettes, 471 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:34,973 I felt like I had finally kicked my addiction. 472 00:23:35,056 --> 00:23:36,098 Emu. 473 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,348 What? 474 00:23:38,056 --> 00:23:40,015 Thirty-two across. Rare bird. Emu. 475 00:23:41,056 --> 00:23:42,390 I was getting there. 476 00:23:42,473 --> 00:23:44,515 Not with the wrong word in 15 down, you weren't. 477 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,431 And then my addiction found me. 478 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:55,056 - Hello. - I need to see you. 479 00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:56,431 Miranda, I'll call you back. 480 00:23:56,515 --> 00:23:58,973 I'm downstairs. If you don't come down, I'm coming up. 481 00:23:59,056 --> 00:24:00,140 Right, I'll call you later. 482 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,890 I told Aidan I was taking Pete for a walk. 483 00:24:08,973 --> 00:24:11,223 And he believed me, which only made it worse. 484 00:24:11,306 --> 00:24:15,098 Don't ever call me at home again. Walk. 485 00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:18,931 You know, you can't just decide you want to see me and boom, I'm there! 486 00:24:19,015 --> 00:24:21,015 - Is this his dog? - Yes. 487 00:24:21,098 --> 00:24:22,681 Do you know what your problem is? You want it all. 488 00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:25,640 You want the girl you screw, me, and the girl you go home to, her. 489 00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:27,473 That's bullshit, I just want you. 490 00:24:29,806 --> 00:24:32,848 I can't do this anymore, sleep with two people at the same time. 491 00:24:36,181 --> 00:24:37,348 I'm going to tell her tonight. 492 00:24:37,431 --> 00:24:39,015 - What? - What? 493 00:24:39,098 --> 00:24:41,265 No! No, no! You… 494 00:24:41,348 --> 00:24:43,848 Married men don't just leave the… 495 00:24:43,931 --> 00:24:48,015 I have a man who loves me, and you have a wife who loves you. 496 00:24:48,098 --> 00:24:51,056 Don't talk about him and her like it's you and me. 497 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,556 You have no right to do this. 498 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,848 You can't just come back into my life and fuck it all up! 499 00:24:55,931 --> 00:24:58,598 Well, I think there were two people doing the fucking here, Carrie. 500 00:24:58,681 --> 00:25:00,390 Shit. 501 00:25:00,931 --> 00:25:02,681 Pete? Oh, shit! 502 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:04,515 - Oh, God! - Where are you going? 503 00:25:04,598 --> 00:25:05,973 - Pete! - Wait, Carrie! 504 00:25:06,056 --> 00:25:08,765 Pete! Pete! 505 00:25:09,181 --> 00:25:10,181 Oh, shit! 506 00:25:10,348 --> 00:25:11,250 Carrie! 507 00:25:11,265 --> 00:25:12,265 Pete! 508 00:25:13,431 --> 00:25:15,098 Excuse me, excuse me. 509 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,640 Pete! 510 00:25:21,306 --> 00:25:22,306 Pete! 511 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:24,598 Pete. 512 00:25:24,681 --> 00:25:25,681 Watch out! 513 00:25:25,765 --> 00:25:28,181 Pete! 514 00:25:28,265 --> 00:25:29,431 - Whoa! - Hey! 515 00:25:38,223 --> 00:25:39,223 Shit! 516 00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:45,181 No. Go home. Don't tell anyone, don't do anything. 517 00:25:45,265 --> 00:25:46,556 No, I want to help. 518 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,973 It isn't helping. Go home. 519 00:25:53,723 --> 00:25:56,890 Later, back at Miranda's home, things were heating up as well. 520 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,931 Then I unbutton the last button 521 00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:02,473 and slip my hand in and touch your breast. 522 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:05,723 Mmm, your nipple's so hard… 523 00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:08,848 Uh, I'll be right back. 524 00:26:22,431 --> 00:26:24,765 And I'm thrusting, I'm thrusting, 525 00:26:24,848 --> 00:26:26,556 I'm deep inside of you. 526 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,306 You were touching my breast. 527 00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:33,015 Yeah, yeah, I'm touching your breast and I'm thrusting hard into you. 528 00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:35,015 No, we hadn't gotten to that yet. 529 00:26:36,515 --> 00:26:37,515 Oh. 530 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:43,348 Are you having phone sex with other people? 531 00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:48,056 Well, Miranda, 532 00:26:48,431 --> 00:26:50,973 I don't think we ever said this was an exclusive thing. 533 00:26:51,390 --> 00:26:52,556 Oh, my God! 534 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,556 And with that, Miranda stopped being hung up on George. 535 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,056 And so she hung up on him. 536 00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:01,806 Three hours later, I still hadn't found Pete. 537 00:27:01,890 --> 00:27:03,931 And I felt as lost as he was. 538 00:27:04,348 --> 00:27:05,806 I had a man who loved me 539 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:08,015 and a man who wanted to leave his wife for me. 540 00:27:08,473 --> 00:27:10,973 I should have been on top of the world. But I wasn't. 541 00:27:11,556 --> 00:27:14,390 I didn't feel like I had it all. I felt like nothing. 542 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,681 I had lost Pete, and I would probably lose Aidan, 543 00:27:18,765 --> 00:27:20,348 so I decided to come clean. 544 00:27:22,348 --> 00:27:23,348 Hey. 545 00:27:24,723 --> 00:27:26,098 Jesus, I was worried about you. 546 00:27:26,556 --> 00:27:27,556 Look… 547 00:27:28,973 --> 00:27:30,598 Oh, babe. 548 00:27:33,181 --> 00:27:34,390 Oh, my God! 549 00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:36,223 Pete's here? 550 00:27:36,681 --> 00:27:38,681 Oh, my God, I lost him. I… 551 00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:42,098 I lost him and I was… I looked for him and I… 552 00:27:42,681 --> 00:27:44,390 Oh, Pete, come here. 553 00:27:45,056 --> 00:27:46,723 Oh, come here, Pete. 554 00:27:47,306 --> 00:27:49,681 - Oh, God. - Hey. 555 00:27:49,765 --> 00:27:51,598 I'm an awful girlfriend. 556 00:27:51,681 --> 00:27:53,765 - Hey, take it easy. - I'm awful. 557 00:27:53,848 --> 00:27:55,723 He's a dog, he runs away. 558 00:27:56,556 --> 00:27:58,515 He found his way back. Come here. 559 00:27:59,306 --> 00:28:00,598 And so had I. 560 00:28:04,723 --> 00:28:06,515 Carrie, I need to ask you something. 561 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:10,181 Okay. 562 00:28:10,765 --> 00:28:12,765 I don't want to be paranoid here. Okay? 563 00:28:12,848 --> 00:28:14,931 But you took Pete for a walk 564 00:28:15,015 --> 00:28:18,015 and we both know you're not big on the dog walking. 565 00:28:20,265 --> 00:28:21,556 And I can smell something. 566 00:28:34,473 --> 00:28:35,473 Are you cheating? 567 00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:44,348 I can smell the smoke on you. 568 00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,640 Oh. 569 00:28:50,348 --> 00:28:51,806 You're smoking again, aren't you? 570 00:28:55,390 --> 00:28:56,390 Yeah. 571 00:28:58,348 --> 00:28:59,348 Yeah, I am. 572 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:01,098 It was the truth. 573 00:29:03,515 --> 00:29:04,515 Are you going to quit? 574 00:29:05,306 --> 00:29:06,681 I really want to. 575 00:29:07,473 --> 00:29:08,681 And that was, too. 576 00:29:11,181 --> 00:29:12,181 Come here.