1 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,191 For Miranda, 2 00:00:48,206 --> 00:00:51,165 the only thing worse than being Charlotte's 34-year-old bridesmaid 3 00:00:51,248 --> 00:00:54,706 was being a 34-year-old bridesmaid without a date. 4 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:56,498 With the wedding less than a week away, 5 00:00:56,581 --> 00:00:59,748 Miranda fell prey to the siren song of a New York singles' event… 6 00:01:01,165 --> 00:01:02,165 Multi-dating. 7 00:01:02,748 --> 00:01:04,748 $20 bought you 7 mini-dates, 8 00:01:04,831 --> 00:01:06,915 each eight minutes long, which, incidentally, 9 00:01:06,998 --> 00:01:09,248 is about as long as most blind dates should be. 10 00:01:09,331 --> 00:01:10,915 Hi, I'm Miranda Hobbes. 11 00:01:10,998 --> 00:01:12,248 Dwight Owens. 12 00:01:12,331 --> 00:01:14,331 Private wealth group at Morgan Stanley. 13 00:01:14,415 --> 00:01:16,873 Investment management for high net-worth individuals 14 00:01:16,956 --> 00:01:18,290 and a couple of pension plans. 15 00:01:18,373 --> 00:01:23,915 Like my job, been there five years, divorced, no kids, not religious. 16 00:01:23,998 --> 00:01:26,623 I live in New Jersey, speak French and Portuguese. 17 00:01:26,706 --> 00:01:27,956 Wharton Business School. 18 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,415 Any of this appealing to you? 19 00:01:29,498 --> 00:01:32,873 Sure. Uh, Portuguese, that's impressive. 20 00:01:32,956 --> 00:01:35,873 Obrigado. What about you, Mandy? 21 00:01:36,331 --> 00:01:37,581 Um, Miranda. 22 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,790 I'm a lawyer at a mid-size firm. 23 00:01:41,581 --> 00:01:44,165 Actually, I was recently made partner. 24 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:47,915 I'm a lawyer. 25 00:01:49,665 --> 00:01:51,331 I'm a lawyer. 26 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,623 I went to Harvard Law School. 27 00:01:53,706 --> 00:01:55,456 I'm a stewardess. 28 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,040 Really? 29 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:04,873 But before the wedding bells, there's the rehearsal dinner. 30 00:02:04,956 --> 00:02:07,040 You said you were a stewardess? 31 00:02:07,123 --> 00:02:08,290 I was testing a theory. 32 00:02:08,373 --> 00:02:09,456 The theory being? 33 00:02:09,540 --> 00:02:11,706 Men are threatened by powerful jobs. 34 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:14,540 - They don't want a lawyer, they want a… - Liar. 35 00:02:14,623 --> 00:02:15,831 I was the liar. 36 00:02:15,915 --> 00:02:19,248 I'd finally ended my affair with Big, but the guilt of lying to Aidan 37 00:02:19,331 --> 00:02:21,623 was like a hangover I couldn't sleep off. 38 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:26,331 I'm just saying, as a lawyer, a partner, no less, I got zero dates. 39 00:02:26,415 --> 00:02:28,956 And as a stewardess, I got one for tomorrow night. 40 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,123 I believe the correct term is "flight attendant." 41 00:02:31,206 --> 00:02:32,623 Not if you want to get laid. 42 00:02:32,706 --> 00:02:34,873 Hon, it doesn't matter what you say you do, 43 00:02:34,956 --> 00:02:35,956 it's how you say it. 44 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,373 For example, "I'm in PR." 45 00:02:38,456 --> 00:02:39,665 Translation, 46 00:02:40,581 --> 00:02:41,915 "I give great head." 47 00:02:43,248 --> 00:02:45,873 - What? - He's actually an okay guy. 48 00:02:45,956 --> 00:02:48,998 Harris Bragin. Emergency Room doctor at NYU. 49 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,540 Yeah, but, you see, 50 00:02:50,623 --> 00:02:52,748 you can't date the guy now 'cause you lied. 51 00:02:52,831 --> 00:02:54,456 I'd tell him eventually. 52 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:57,540 And, by the way, if he got upset, he'd look completely shallow. 53 00:02:57,623 --> 00:03:00,123 And, by the way, it would make you look schizo. 54 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,540 Uh, excuse me. 55 00:03:04,165 --> 00:03:05,165 I, uh… 56 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:06,790 We… 57 00:03:08,248 --> 00:03:11,123 See, Mother, I told you I'd become a we sooner or later. 58 00:03:12,331 --> 00:03:14,790 This is, uh, a "we" toast. 59 00:03:15,748 --> 00:03:18,373 I'd like to thank everyone for coming to the rehearsal dinner, 60 00:03:18,456 --> 00:03:20,081 especially the out-of-towners. 61 00:03:20,915 --> 00:03:23,581 My cousin, Caleb, who's in the wedding party, 62 00:03:23,665 --> 00:03:25,290 came all the way from Edinburgh. 63 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,956 Someone had to bring the real Scotch-like, huh? 64 00:03:30,081 --> 00:03:32,373 Mmm, yum, I know what I'll be having later. 65 00:03:32,456 --> 00:03:36,290 But the person that I would really like to thank for showing up 66 00:03:36,373 --> 00:03:37,706 is this woman right here. 67 00:03:38,998 --> 00:03:41,040 Charlotte, I love you more than words can say, 68 00:03:41,123 --> 00:03:44,165 and those of you who know me know I'm a man of many words, 69 00:03:44,248 --> 00:03:45,790 so, God knows I've tried. 70 00:03:47,248 --> 00:03:51,206 All righty, then, let's eat, drink and be married. 71 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:53,081 Hear, hear! 72 00:03:59,165 --> 00:04:00,665 She's so damn happy. 73 00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:02,748 Of course she's happy, she doesn't have to be a bridesmaid. 74 00:04:02,831 --> 00:04:06,290 Oh, we got off easy, let's not forget, the groomsmen have to wear kilts. 75 00:04:06,373 --> 00:04:09,040 I like the idea of men in skirts. Easy access. 76 00:04:09,123 --> 00:04:11,290 Is it true that they wear nothing underneath? 77 00:04:11,373 --> 00:04:13,206 I'll find out and get back to you. 78 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:17,873 His name was Caleb, right? 79 00:04:24,123 --> 00:04:25,123 Hi there. 80 00:04:25,831 --> 00:04:27,665 I'm Samantha Jones. 81 00:04:27,748 --> 00:04:30,331 Caleb MacDougal, Samantha. Pleasure. 82 00:04:30,415 --> 00:04:32,040 First time in New York City? 83 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:34,581 Aye, and it's brilliant-like. 84 00:04:35,165 --> 00:04:38,873 The architecture, the energy, the crowds. 85 00:04:38,956 --> 00:04:40,248 Well, you know. 86 00:04:40,331 --> 00:04:42,373 Samantha could barely understand him, 87 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,790 but if his tongue could do that to his "R's, 88 00:04:44,873 --> 00:04:46,415 she wondered what it could do to her. 89 00:04:46,498 --> 00:04:48,998 I'd be happy to show you around town. 90 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,790 That would be great, 'cause, uh… 91 00:04:52,915 --> 00:04:55,081 Today I got lost trying to find my way back 92 00:04:55,165 --> 00:04:56,915 from the Stanhope Hotel earlier. 93 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,248 Samantha wasn't the only one feeling lost. 94 00:05:01,623 --> 00:05:03,248 I'm thinking I have to tell him. 95 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:05,373 - Tell who? - Aidan. 96 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:08,248 I might have to tell him about the thing with Big. 97 00:05:08,331 --> 00:05:09,706 Why would you do that? 98 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:12,081 Oh, I don't know, maybe because 99 00:05:12,165 --> 00:05:14,540 relationships are supposed to be built on trust? 100 00:05:14,623 --> 00:05:17,040 No offense, honey, but I think that ship has sailed. 101 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,873 Carrie, you're right, you have to tell him. 102 00:05:18,956 --> 00:05:21,290 But not before the wedding. It's supposed to be my week. 103 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:24,248 It's your day. You get a day. 104 00:05:24,331 --> 00:05:25,373 Not a week. 105 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:28,915 There's no reason to tell him. Men lie about this stuff all the time. 106 00:05:28,998 --> 00:05:30,456 And women find out. 107 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,831 No, what if he finds out? 108 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,998 He didn't find out you were fucking Big all over Manhattan, 109 00:05:35,081 --> 00:05:37,248 why should he find out now that it's over? 110 00:05:37,331 --> 00:05:40,456 Could you please not use the F-word at Vera Wang? 111 00:05:42,873 --> 00:05:44,915 I got to tell you, if it was me, 112 00:05:44,998 --> 00:05:47,540 and my boyfriend was sleeping with somebody else for three weeks, 113 00:05:47,623 --> 00:05:50,706 I'd want to know about it. I'd want to have all the information. 114 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:54,290 That might mean more coming from someone not posing as a stewardess. 115 00:05:54,373 --> 00:05:55,581 What are you talking about? 116 00:05:55,665 --> 00:05:57,040 Nothing, sweetie. Just, at your wedding, 117 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:58,956 we all have to pretend Miranda's a stewardess. 118 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:01,623 It's my day. 119 00:06:02,123 --> 00:06:05,665 And I don't want to pretend anything. And I don't want you and Aidan fighting. 120 00:06:05,748 --> 00:06:08,623 Don't you think this could stand to be a little shorter? 121 00:06:08,706 --> 00:06:12,248 Samantha, all the skirts have to be the same length. 122 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:14,581 Really, what about Trey's skirt? 123 00:06:14,998 --> 00:06:17,581 It's a kilt, and it's tradition. 124 00:06:17,915 --> 00:06:20,456 Is it so much to ask that you not wear your dress 125 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,165 up around your "see you next Tuesday"? 126 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,248 My what? 127 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:27,748 C-U-Next… 128 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:29,248 Tuesday? 129 00:06:29,873 --> 00:06:31,040 Oh, my God! 130 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,040 Was that a Schoolhouse Rock I missed? 131 00:06:34,331 --> 00:06:37,456 Look, if I have to be a bridesmaid, I'd at least like to look good. 132 00:06:37,540 --> 00:06:39,456 Well, you don't have to be a bridesmaid. 133 00:06:39,540 --> 00:06:41,081 Then why the hell am I here? 134 00:06:41,706 --> 00:06:43,665 Frankly, I didn't want you to feel left out. 135 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:45,706 I would love to be left out. 136 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:48,415 I could be in bed with a hot Scot right now. 137 00:06:48,498 --> 00:06:49,498 Fine. 138 00:06:51,581 --> 00:06:53,540 Guys, don't do this. 139 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:54,998 Do what? We're just being honest. 140 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,331 Well, honestly, I hate this color. 141 00:06:57,415 --> 00:06:58,415 Hey! 142 00:06:59,831 --> 00:07:02,123 I started thinking about honesty. 143 00:07:02,206 --> 00:07:04,456 Maybe the whole idea was overrated. 144 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:07,081 Maybe coming clean is the ultimate selfish act, 145 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,415 a way to absolve yourself 146 00:07:08,498 --> 00:07:10,748 by hurting someone who doesn't deserve to be hurt. 147 00:07:11,373 --> 00:07:14,081 I cheated on a test in the fifth grade with two friends. 148 00:07:14,165 --> 00:07:16,998 They confessed, got grounded, and failed the class. 149 00:07:17,081 --> 00:07:19,706 I never told anyone. And it never mattered. 150 00:07:20,581 --> 00:07:21,790 In a relationship, 151 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:24,790 is honesty really the best policy? 152 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,498 Evidently, dishonesty was the best policy for Miranda. 153 00:07:29,581 --> 00:07:32,581 As a stewardess, she was an extremely charming date. 154 00:07:32,665 --> 00:07:35,998 And once you work first class, you can't ever go back to coach. 155 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,206 - I imagine. - Oh, yeah. 156 00:07:38,581 --> 00:07:40,290 No warm cookies in coach. 157 00:07:40,956 --> 00:07:42,623 You get to eat the cookies? 158 00:07:42,706 --> 00:07:45,956 Well, there's always some actress who doesn't want her cookie. 159 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:50,123 So, free travel, cookies… 160 00:07:50,498 --> 00:07:51,956 This sounds like a great job. 161 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,456 You've got the great job. A New York ER? 162 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:55,831 It's not like I'm saving lives. 163 00:07:55,915 --> 00:07:58,665 Well, you are, in the event of an emergency. 164 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:03,081 Well, the inflatable slide, 165 00:08:03,165 --> 00:08:04,706 I'm in charge of that. 166 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:07,373 But the truth is, once we open the slide, 167 00:08:07,456 --> 00:08:09,623 it's every man for himself. 168 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,998 That night, Harris got to make love to a stewardess, 169 00:08:20,081 --> 00:08:22,706 and Miranda didn't have to fake anything. 170 00:08:23,831 --> 00:08:26,665 - Wow. - Yeah, wow. 171 00:08:31,415 --> 00:08:35,915 I'd love to ask you to spend the night, but I've got an early flight to D.C. 172 00:08:36,456 --> 00:08:37,665 The 5:00 a.m.-er. 173 00:08:38,790 --> 00:08:40,873 I should… I should get some rest, too. 174 00:08:41,248 --> 00:08:43,498 Uh, Saturdays at the hospital are non-stop 175 00:08:43,581 --> 00:08:45,998 ever since Rollerblades were invented. 176 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,623 So… 177 00:09:02,331 --> 00:09:04,123 Do you have a boyfriend in every port? 178 00:09:04,206 --> 00:09:05,623 Every airport. 179 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:07,290 Seriously. 180 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:09,331 I bet you're a heartbreaker. 181 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,498 In truth, it's a lonely life. 182 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:18,331 In fact, there's a wedding I'm in on Sunday… 183 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:22,373 Later that week, the four of us celebrated Charlotte's last night 184 00:09:22,456 --> 00:09:23,498 as a single woman. 185 00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:25,415 I can't believe you're getting married. 186 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:28,498 Is this the beginning? Are you next? 187 00:09:28,581 --> 00:09:31,456 Oh, yeah, I'm headed for a storybook ending. 188 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,373 The little curly-haired girl had an affair, 189 00:09:33,456 --> 00:09:36,206 lied to her boyfriend, and lived happily ever after. 190 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:38,373 You know, marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending. 191 00:09:38,456 --> 00:09:39,706 Just an ending. 192 00:09:39,790 --> 00:09:41,498 The end of dating. 193 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,748 All right, then! 194 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:45,123 It's also the end of the possibility 195 00:09:45,206 --> 00:09:47,373 that your next great fuck is just around the corner. 196 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:50,331 Well, my next great… 197 00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:52,998 - Yes? - Say it! 198 00:09:53,081 --> 00:09:54,373 - …fuck… - Whoo! 199 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:56,498 …is just around the corner. 200 00:09:57,165 --> 00:09:59,456 I finally get to sleep with Trey. 201 00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:02,581 Excuse me? 202 00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,498 You haven't slept with him yet? 203 00:10:04,623 --> 00:10:07,998 Honey, before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive. 204 00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:12,040 Well, I wanted to save myself until we got married. 205 00:10:12,123 --> 00:10:14,748 But, sweetie, you're not a virgin. 206 00:10:15,331 --> 00:10:18,581 Well, I am, in this relationship, and I think it's romantic. 207 00:10:18,665 --> 00:10:21,081 Yeah, it's romantic until he can't figure out where to put it in. 208 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,331 No… 209 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:25,831 Honey, what if he's terrible? 210 00:10:25,915 --> 00:10:28,248 He won't be terrible. 211 00:10:28,331 --> 00:10:32,623 No. He is an amazing kisser. 212 00:10:32,706 --> 00:10:36,748 - Really? - And he's so sexy, 213 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,290 and he loves me. 214 00:10:39,748 --> 00:10:42,790 And I want to do things to him that I have never done to anybody. 215 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:45,040 Like, the other night, 216 00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:50,331 I was thinking about putting whipped cream all over my body. 217 00:10:50,415 --> 00:10:55,123 Low-fat Cool Whip is the best. It's less sticky than other brands. 218 00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:56,665 Low-fat Cool Whip. 219 00:10:56,748 --> 00:10:59,165 I can't believe you haven't slept with him. 220 00:10:59,956 --> 00:11:00,956 It's been… 221 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:04,998 too long! I am so horny! 222 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,956 Horny. 223 00:11:09,123 --> 00:11:11,831 Later, those of us not getting married 224 00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:14,373 celebrated our singleness with a booty call. 225 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,790 I'm so glad you called. 226 00:11:16,456 --> 00:11:18,123 As soon as I landed. 227 00:11:18,873 --> 00:11:21,331 And Samantha had a vertical Scotch tasting 228 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,373 that turned into a horizontal one. 229 00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:25,915 I had no idea you guys were so bloody friendly-like. 230 00:11:25,998 --> 00:11:27,790 She had a hard time understanding him, 231 00:11:27,873 --> 00:11:29,748 but she understood he was hard. 232 00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:31,290 Oh! 233 00:11:31,373 --> 00:11:34,498 Later, downtown, I decided to crawl into bed with Aidan. 234 00:11:34,581 --> 00:11:35,483 Hey, Pete. 235 00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:36,706 But he wasn't in his bed. 236 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:38,748 Hey, beautiful. What brings you down here? 237 00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:41,248 I was trying to surprise you. 238 00:11:41,956 --> 00:11:44,581 You can't surprise a man with a dog. 239 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:46,290 I see that. 240 00:11:49,581 --> 00:11:50,956 What are you working on there? 241 00:11:51,456 --> 00:11:52,581 The wedding gift. 242 00:11:53,165 --> 00:11:55,040 This is for Charlotte and Trey? 243 00:11:55,873 --> 00:11:57,831 You said you wanted to give them a piece of my furniture. 244 00:11:58,706 --> 00:12:00,915 Yeah, I didn't mean you had to make something. 245 00:12:00,998 --> 00:12:02,540 We could have just picked a piece. 246 00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:04,748 Well, guess what? I make all that stuff, too. 247 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:07,331 Yeah, I know, but this is… 248 00:12:08,581 --> 00:12:10,123 This is too nice. 249 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,540 Well, I wanted it to mean something. 250 00:12:15,748 --> 00:12:18,373 God, I was about to get them steak knives. 251 00:12:21,498 --> 00:12:22,998 Okay, what does it mean? 252 00:12:25,123 --> 00:12:26,790 Well, it's a love seat. 253 00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:27,956 That I get. 254 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:35,373 It's two different types of wood from two different trees. 255 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:41,373 They blend together and make it stronger. Just like, um… 256 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,040 A mixed drink? 257 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,623 Kind of like two people in love. 258 00:12:47,206 --> 00:12:49,790 - Right, that too. - Are you gonna make fun of this? 259 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:55,206 No, it's really… 260 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,248 nicer than anyone deserves. 261 00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:02,915 You see this piece? 262 00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:08,956 This big old flaw right here, 263 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:10,998 it's not a flaw really, it's just… 264 00:13:12,081 --> 00:13:13,581 It's just the way the wood is. 265 00:13:13,665 --> 00:13:16,331 I think it's interesting. Kind of beautiful. 266 00:13:26,623 --> 00:13:28,206 So flaws can be good? 267 00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:31,081 Flaws are the best part. 268 00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,081 This was the time to tell him. 269 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:37,540 I could feel the words bubbling up inside me, 270 00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:40,248 but if I told him, could he still love me? 271 00:13:41,998 --> 00:13:43,415 I wasn't ready to find out. 272 00:13:58,331 --> 00:14:00,415 There was another booty call that night. 273 00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:03,040 Hi! 274 00:14:04,415 --> 00:14:06,123 Hi, sweetie-kins. 275 00:14:07,248 --> 00:14:09,373 Charlotte York, are you drunk? 276 00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:15,623 Yes. Yes, I am, Trey MacDougal. 277 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:24,748 - And, today… - Mmm-hmm. 278 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,956 …is officially our wedding day. 279 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:31,123 And I can't wait any longer. 280 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,623 Can we please make love right now? 281 00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:41,081 - Are you sure? - Oh, yes, yes, yes, I am. 282 00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:43,706 Take me to your bedroom now. 283 00:14:45,373 --> 00:14:46,540 All righty, then. 284 00:14:47,498 --> 00:14:49,290 Whoo! 285 00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:55,415 Well, that was unfortunate. 286 00:14:57,915 --> 00:14:58,915 Has this… 287 00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:02,206 Has this ever happened to you before? 288 00:15:03,623 --> 00:15:04,790 Every now and then. 289 00:15:05,623 --> 00:15:06,623 Oh. 290 00:15:10,373 --> 00:15:12,498 I just didn't think it would happen with you. 291 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:15,790 Oh. 292 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:18,998 I mean, it's no big deal. 293 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:22,581 Sometimes intercourse just doesn't do it for me. 294 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:25,623 Oh. 295 00:15:26,331 --> 00:15:27,998 You know, I can get the sails up. 296 00:15:29,456 --> 00:15:30,790 I just can't bring it into the harbor. 297 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:37,373 Is there anything I can do? 298 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,748 Yes, there is. 299 00:15:40,415 --> 00:15:41,415 What? 300 00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:43,331 You can marry me. 301 00:15:45,498 --> 00:15:47,040 I'm already doing that. 302 00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:48,706 I love you, Charlotte. 303 00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:53,665 And sex is such a small part of it for us. 304 00:15:53,748 --> 00:15:57,415 You know, that's what I love about you. It's not just about the sex. 305 00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:01,206 Charlotte couldn't sleep at all that night. 306 00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:05,331 And neither could I. 307 00:16:09,665 --> 00:16:12,456 All I could think about was the fact that I was a cheater. 308 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,665 I cheated and lied in fifth grade, and I was still doing it. 309 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:22,998 This isn't going to work. 310 00:16:24,956 --> 00:16:26,331 What do you mean, us? 311 00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:29,331 We can't have you sneaking out here at three o'clock in the morning 312 00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:30,831 every time you want a cigarette. 313 00:16:32,665 --> 00:16:34,790 I tried to quit, I just couldn't. 314 00:16:36,873 --> 00:16:37,873 Well… 315 00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:41,915 I guess I'll just have to learn to live with it. 316 00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:45,456 But you said you couldn't date a smoker. 317 00:16:46,165 --> 00:16:47,498 You're not just a smoker. 318 00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,540 You're a lot of things. 319 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,081 And I'm not perfect. 320 00:16:53,165 --> 00:16:55,581 Oh, yeah? What's your flaw? 321 00:16:58,206 --> 00:16:59,206 You tell me. 322 00:17:00,748 --> 00:17:01,915 I don't know. 323 00:17:02,831 --> 00:17:04,165 That was another lie. 324 00:17:04,748 --> 00:17:06,331 I knew what his flaw was. 325 00:17:06,415 --> 00:17:08,331 It was trusting me with his heart. 326 00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:10,123 Aidan, I need to tell you something. 327 00:17:11,081 --> 00:17:12,081 What? 328 00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:15,206 But, suddenly, I couldn't tell him. 329 00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:18,581 I was afraid that if I did, he'd never look at me that way again. 330 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:20,498 So I didn't. 331 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,081 I love you. 332 00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:24,540 I love you, too. 333 00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:32,665 Let's go back and go to bed. 334 00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:34,290 No, I should get home. 335 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,790 My stuff's at home. My stuff for the wedding. 336 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,748 I'm the maid of honor. I need to be presentable. 337 00:17:43,456 --> 00:17:45,540 All right, I'll come with you. 338 00:17:45,623 --> 00:17:47,706 No, no, stay here, just… 339 00:17:48,956 --> 00:17:50,248 Just pick me up in the morning. 340 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:53,081 I'll get my stuff. I have to go. 341 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,998 Is this wedding black tie, because I don't have a tux. 342 00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:06,873 Well, the groom is in a kilt, so, I think pretty much… 343 00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,123 Ow! 344 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:11,373 - What happened? - Oh, I cut my finger. 345 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:12,873 - Jesus. - Ah… 346 00:18:13,248 --> 00:18:15,373 It's okay, it happens. 347 00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:17,456 I mean, you haven't made breakfast 348 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:19,873 till you've made it at 10,000 feet in turbulence. 349 00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:22,165 Man, it's really bleeding. Look at this. 350 00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:23,665 I saw it, I saw it. Oh… 351 00:18:23,748 --> 00:18:25,165 - What should I do? - I don't know. 352 00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:27,581 God, it's deep. You think I need stitches? 353 00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,248 I don't know. Will you stop putting it in my face? 354 00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:31,206 Well, I think it's really bad, look! 355 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:33,415 Stop it. Stop it! 356 00:18:33,498 --> 00:18:35,081 Blood makes me queasy. 357 00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:36,415 But you're a doctor. 358 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:38,623 Aren't you? 359 00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:41,165 Not really, no. 360 00:18:41,915 --> 00:18:42,915 What are you, then? 361 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,540 Assistant Manager of The Athlete's Foot at 81st and Broadway. 362 00:18:46,915 --> 00:18:48,165 So you lied? 363 00:18:48,581 --> 00:18:49,665 I'm sorry. 364 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,206 I just always wanted to sleep with a stewardess. 365 00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:57,081 For a brief moment, Miranda considered coming clean, 366 00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:58,456 but then they'd both be liars, 367 00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,081 and he wouldn't have slept with a stewardess, 368 00:19:00,165 --> 00:19:01,748 and she wouldn't have been one. 369 00:19:01,831 --> 00:19:03,331 I think you should go, Harris. 370 00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:06,331 And I hope I never have you on one of my flights. 371 00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:08,581 Well, I wouldn't be on first class. 372 00:19:08,665 --> 00:19:09,831 No, you wouldn't. 373 00:19:14,748 --> 00:19:15,748 Ow! 374 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:20,123 Hey. 375 00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,373 Hey, I'm running late, and Charlotte will never forgive me. 376 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:23,456 I just need to… 377 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,206 Hey, what's that? 378 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,623 It's the wedding gift. 379 00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:29,748 That love seat packs up nice. 380 00:19:29,831 --> 00:19:31,373 - It's a Polaroid. - Oh. 381 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,581 You look too hot to be a bridesmaid. 382 00:19:35,165 --> 00:19:36,915 I thought the whole point was to… 383 00:19:37,623 --> 00:19:40,248 wear a bad dress and be humiliated. 384 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:42,498 It's not that kind of wedding. 385 00:19:43,748 --> 00:19:47,123 I thought maybe one day I'd build us a love seat. 386 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,706 - Maybe. - Yeah? 387 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,540 All right, we're gonna be late. I'm just gonna grab my… 388 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,706 Come here. 389 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:55,498 I was supposed to be at the church ten minutes ago. 390 00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:57,748 You never let me hold you anymore. 391 00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:01,956 - Oh. Why do you keep running away? - I'm not running away. 392 00:20:03,956 --> 00:20:05,165 What are you afraid of? 393 00:20:10,415 --> 00:20:12,415 Aidan, I slept with my ex-boyfriend. 394 00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:15,790 You met him at the furniture show, and then we slept together, 395 00:20:15,873 --> 00:20:18,373 and I didn't tell you, and I'm sorry. 396 00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:24,081 You slept with that guy? 397 00:20:27,415 --> 00:20:28,456 When we were going out? 398 00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:31,206 Once? 399 00:20:31,290 --> 00:20:32,623 No, more than once. 400 00:20:33,373 --> 00:20:34,831 And he was married, and it was a mess. 401 00:20:35,498 --> 00:20:38,040 And I don't know what I was thinking. I wasn't thinking. 402 00:20:38,123 --> 00:20:40,373 But it is so, so over, and I… 403 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,581 And it was wrong, and I just… 404 00:20:44,165 --> 00:20:45,415 I just hope you can… 405 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,873 Here. I think I want to be alone. 406 00:20:57,165 --> 00:20:58,165 Well… 407 00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:02,040 What about the wedding? 408 00:21:03,331 --> 00:21:04,623 Just go without me. 409 00:21:06,415 --> 00:21:07,748 I'm going to take a walk. 410 00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:09,581 Will you meet me there later? 411 00:21:16,415 --> 00:21:17,915 Miranda, please don't bleed on my dress. 412 00:21:17,998 --> 00:21:19,165 I'm trying not to. 413 00:21:19,248 --> 00:21:21,373 - Here we go! - Where is Carrie? 414 00:21:21,456 --> 00:21:22,498 She'll be here. 415 00:21:23,748 --> 00:21:27,248 Oh, Charlotte, my grandmother's necklace looks beautiful on you. 416 00:21:27,665 --> 00:21:28,706 Bunny… 417 00:21:28,790 --> 00:21:31,290 can I escort you to your seat, you know? 418 00:21:31,706 --> 00:21:32,748 Excuse me? 419 00:21:32,831 --> 00:21:34,831 He asked if he could escort you to your seat. 420 00:21:35,498 --> 00:21:37,456 Oh. Certainly. 421 00:21:37,915 --> 00:21:39,331 I guess it's time. 422 00:21:40,706 --> 00:21:43,415 By the way, they do wear something under those kilts. 423 00:21:43,498 --> 00:21:44,790 But it's easy to get off. 424 00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:46,831 The wedding was complete. 425 00:21:46,915 --> 00:21:50,623 Charlotte had something old, something new, something borrowed, 426 00:21:50,706 --> 00:21:52,248 and someone Samantha blew. 427 00:21:52,790 --> 00:21:54,040 - Carrie! - Ah! 428 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:59,040 - I'm sorry I'm so late. - It's okay, I'm just glad you're here. 429 00:22:00,331 --> 00:22:03,331 Jeez, you look perfect. 430 00:22:03,415 --> 00:22:04,415 Honestly? 431 00:22:06,331 --> 00:22:07,331 Honestly. 432 00:22:09,373 --> 00:22:10,373 We should go. 433 00:22:10,456 --> 00:22:11,441 - Oh, right. - Come on, you. 434 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,456 Okay. 435 00:22:40,248 --> 00:22:42,165 Despite all her bitching, 436 00:22:42,248 --> 00:22:44,498 Samantha actually enjoyed being a bridesmaid. 437 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,956 And, Miranda, back to being herself, found a last-minute date. 438 00:23:06,706 --> 00:23:07,706 Carrie. 439 00:23:09,665 --> 00:23:10,956 I have to tell you something. 440 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,998 - Right now? - Yeah. 441 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,290 Trey can't get it up. 442 00:23:21,165 --> 00:23:22,165 What? 443 00:23:22,623 --> 00:23:25,248 We slept together last night, and he couldn't get it up. 444 00:23:25,706 --> 00:23:28,831 - Was he drunk? - No, I was drunk, he was fine. 445 00:23:30,415 --> 00:23:32,706 Well, then, it must have just been wedding-night jitters. 446 00:23:34,415 --> 00:23:35,998 He says it happens sometimes. 447 00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:38,748 Since she was already in the big white dress, 448 00:23:39,331 --> 00:23:41,290 I reached for a little white lie. 449 00:23:41,373 --> 00:23:43,456 Hey. Happens to everybody. 450 00:23:44,748 --> 00:23:46,998 I just should have slept with him the first date. 451 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:49,290 Um… 452 00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:51,915 Maybe he jerked off right before you got there, 453 00:23:52,415 --> 00:23:53,873 and he was just too embarrassed to tell you. 454 00:23:54,456 --> 00:23:55,456 Okay? 455 00:23:57,998 --> 00:24:01,040 - I do love him. - And he loves you. 456 00:24:02,373 --> 00:24:03,956 Maybe he did jerk off. 457 00:24:05,415 --> 00:24:06,623 Listen, Charlotte, sweetie, 458 00:24:07,206 --> 00:24:10,706 if you don't want to go through this, you don't have to. 459 00:24:10,790 --> 00:24:11,998 All right? We'll just get a cab 460 00:24:12,081 --> 00:24:14,040 and everyone will just have to get over it. 461 00:24:14,831 --> 00:24:15,831 Okay? 462 00:24:24,123 --> 00:24:25,123 No. 463 00:24:26,206 --> 00:24:27,206 I'm getting married. 464 00:24:31,165 --> 00:24:32,165 Okay. Go. 465 00:24:32,248 --> 00:24:33,248 Okay. 466 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:34,290 Carrie? 467 00:24:35,331 --> 00:24:36,331 Come here. 468 00:24:38,206 --> 00:24:40,498 - Yes? - Don't tell anyone. 469 00:24:41,456 --> 00:24:42,456 Go. 470 00:24:42,956 --> 00:24:43,956 Okay. Go! 471 00:24:48,623 --> 00:24:53,748 Charlotte was 34, single, and standing in a $14,000 dress. 472 00:24:53,831 --> 00:24:55,081 She was getting married. 473 00:24:55,165 --> 00:24:57,415 And not even a low libido could stop her. 474 00:25:34,956 --> 00:25:37,331 Okay, could you hold this for a second for me? 475 00:25:37,415 --> 00:25:38,415 Sure. 476 00:25:47,831 --> 00:25:48,831 Hey. 477 00:25:49,790 --> 00:25:50,790 Hey, you. 478 00:25:53,915 --> 00:25:55,665 I walked around this block for about an hour. 479 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,040 I couldn't bring myself to go in. 480 00:26:01,123 --> 00:26:03,040 I'm so sorry, Aidan. 481 00:26:04,915 --> 00:26:05,915 I know that. 482 00:26:09,373 --> 00:26:10,956 I never meant to hurt you. 483 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,040 I know. 484 00:26:14,956 --> 00:26:16,998 But I did. I'm sorry. 485 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,456 Yeah. 486 00:26:25,748 --> 00:26:27,331 Couldn't it be like the wood? 487 00:26:28,081 --> 00:26:30,498 And that's my flaw, and… and… 488 00:26:33,456 --> 00:26:37,331 And you're the other wood, and that makes it stronger. 489 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,706 It's just not that simple, Carrie. 490 00:26:50,915 --> 00:26:52,581 I just wish I didn't know about this. 491 00:26:53,956 --> 00:26:56,456 I just wanted to be honest with you. 492 00:27:00,123 --> 00:27:02,206 People make mistakes. 493 00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:13,081 I just know myself. 494 00:27:14,165 --> 00:27:16,040 This isn't the kind of thing I can get over. 495 00:27:23,498 --> 00:27:25,998 I just need to be on my own for a while. 496 00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:28,956 Be on my own. 497 00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,165 I really loved you. 498 00:27:54,831 --> 00:27:56,790 Carrie, they need us for photos. 499 00:27:57,831 --> 00:27:58,831 Okay. 500 00:28:17,623 --> 00:28:18,623 I told him. 501 00:28:21,665 --> 00:28:23,081 Let me straighten that out. 502 00:28:23,165 --> 00:28:25,081 - Come here. - Thanks. 503 00:28:25,165 --> 00:28:26,706 - Hi! - Hey. 504 00:28:29,915 --> 00:28:32,581 It's hard to find people who will love you no matter what. 505 00:28:36,706 --> 00:28:38,415 Here we go, nice! 506 00:28:38,748 --> 00:28:40,623 Everybody looks beautiful. 507 00:28:41,206 --> 00:28:43,581 I was lucky enough to find three of them.