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A little past 10:00,

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I was dressed to the nines
at Brasserie 81/2.

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Located on the corner of
"Right Now" and "Everyone Was There,"

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it was the place to see and be seen.

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Oh. Look at that one.

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- Ah. Oh.
- Mary, hail a cab.

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- Do you think he's a model?
- A model what?

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A model citizen? A model home?

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A model airplane?

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I think he's the dirty-haired Gucci guy,
with clean hair.

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Wow. He's so versatile.

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- Why don't you go over and say hello?
- He's gorgeous.

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The only way I could get a guy like that
interested in me would be to pay him.

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Stanford, my love, there's no need
for you to enter Hookerville.

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Carrie, I know what I look like.

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Then you can't see what I see.

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- Carrie!
- Hey!

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Lynne Cameron was a
much-sought-after fashion-show producer

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as valuable to a show's success
as Valium or Velcro.

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I just told Damian
you have just so fucking saved my life.

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- I did?
- Sorry, this is my boyfriend, Damian.

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I use the term "boyfriend" loosely,
as Damian is clearly a homosexual.

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Well, in that case,
this is my boyfriend, Stanford.

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You so have to be
in this fashion show I'm doing.

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A mix of models
and New York people with style.

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And no one is more New York
or has more style than you.

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Lynne, I'm a writer.

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You're fucking doing my show
if I have to hunt you down

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skin you alive, and have one
of the other models fucking wear you.

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I'll call you next week.
Could this place be any louder?

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Ugh!

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Bye.

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I am so coming.

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To what? I'm not a model.

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Then you can't see what I see.

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Um, I'll start with a salad with
extra blue cheese dressing.

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- Thank you.
- Thanks.

38
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Are the vegetables
on the veggie plate organic?

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They have beef pot pie on the menu,
what do you think?

40
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I'll just have a cup of hot water
with lemon. Thank you.

41
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Isn't it hard to eat just organic
all the time?

42
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Oh. It is so hard.

43
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Last night I could not stop thinking
about a Big Mac.

44
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I finally had to get dressed,
go out and pick up a guy.

45
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Talk about a happy meal.

46
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Lady, you have never looked better.
Your body is amazing.

47
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Well, I hope so.

48
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I'm having nude photographs taken
on Wednesday.

49
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What're you gonna do?

50
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Have postcards made up
to hand out to prospective dates?

51
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This is not about a man's approval.
This photo is just for me.

52
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So when I'm old
and my tits are in my shoes,

53
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I can look at it and say,
"Damn, I was hot."

54
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Isn't that a little narcissistic?

55
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No one thinks it's narcissistic

56
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when you get
your seventh-grade picture taken.

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- You weren't naked in that.
- That we know of.

58
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Look, I like my body.

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I'm getting these pictures taken.
What's the big problem?

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No problem, you're my hero.

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I think it's fantastic
that you can just put it out there.

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I can't even say yes
to being in some charity fashion show.

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- "New York Style"?
- Yeah.

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You were asked to be part of that?
That's huge.

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All the top designers are doing it.

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Wait, they want you to be a model?

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No, it's a mix of real people
and models. I know the producer.

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Carrie, you have to do it,
you live for fashion.

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I do not live for fashion.

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How many fashion shows
did you drag me to during Fashion Week?

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Eight, what's your point?

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Why are you turning down the chance
to actually be in one?

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I do not belong on a runway.
Runways are for models, not writers.

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What's the difference
between strutting down a runway

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and the way you strut down Fifth Avenue?

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Strut?

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Do I strut? Am I a strutter?

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I think it'd be fun.

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I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren
store opened in New Haven.

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Okay, it's amazing I was able
to keep my lunch down just now.

81
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I just cannot imagine
walking down a runway

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while people sit there and judge me.

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No one would judge you.

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We judge models all the time.

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But you're not a model,
you're one of the real people.

86
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Exactly. And I don't want people
to think that

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I can't see the difference
between a model and me.

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Who gives a fuck what people think?
This is a fabulous opportunity.

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Honey, you'll probably
get to keep the clothes.

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I thought of that!

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- I'd do it in a New York minute.
- So would I.

92
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What do you think, mutey?

93
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She bangs, she bangs…

94
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While Miranda would never dream
of walking on a runway,

95
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she had no problem running on one.

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She looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee

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Like every girl in history

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She bangs, she bangs

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I'm wasted by the way she moves
She moves

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No one ever looked so fine…

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I happen to know
you were on that treadmill

102
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for longer than 30 minutes.

103
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That's illegal here at Crunch Fitness.

104
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I'm, uh, starting to train
for the marathon. First time.

105
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Wow!

106
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Good for you.

107
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I was the captain
of my high-school track team,

108
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but the marathon, uh-uh.

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I'm Dave.

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Miranda.

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Well, have a good workout.

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That's it?

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- Is there more?
- I hope so.

114
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I've been watching you for months.
I think that you are very sexy.

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So, what's the problem?

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He said, "I think you're very sexy."

117
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And?

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I was wearing no makeup,
and my Hanes $3 old man's undershirt.

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Nice.

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I just can't believe that
a guy would think that I was sexy.

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- Okay, I'm hanging up now.
- No, I'm serious.

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Smart, yes.

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Sometimes cute, but never sexy.

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Sexy is the thing
I try to get them to see me as,

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after I win them over
with my personality.

126
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You win men over with your personality?

127
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They want you to be a model?

128
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Okay, I'm hanging up now.

129
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Later that night,
I got to thinking about Narcissus.

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A man so consumed with his own image,
he drowned in it.

131
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Did he have no best friends to
mirror back a healthier view of himself?

132
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And why is it
that we can see our friends perfectly,

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but when it comes to ourselves,
no matter how hard we look,

134
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do we ever see ourselves clearly?

135
00:07:03,971 --> 00:07:07,763
Samantha, on the other hand,
saw herself a little too clearly.

136
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Okay, Samantha,

137
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Tiger, here, has a variety of
music choices to ease you into the shoot

138
00:07:12,513 --> 00:07:14,805
and help you to feel
more comfortable. Tiger?

139
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- Yeah, I've got some Steely Dan…
- I'm comfortable.

140
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Okay. Camera, Tiger.

141
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Tiger?

142
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Yeah… Yes, sir.

143
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- Do you like your gynecologist?
- Yeah, she's amazing, why?

144
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I think I might wanna see someone else.

145
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What's happening?

146
00:07:43,346 --> 00:07:46,221
Well, Trey and I are still just talking.
We're not ready to move back in yet.

147
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- No, what's happening with your vagina?
- Shh!

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Sweetie, I'm not bugged,
it's just us listening.

149
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Maybe a yeast infection.
But my gynecologist says no.

150
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But something's definitely off.

151
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What are the symptoms?

152
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I don't wanna talk about this.

153
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Can you just call my machine
and leave her number?

154
00:08:01,930 --> 00:08:02,915
All right.

155
00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,638
Hey. Do you know anyone
that Stanford could go out with?

156
00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:09,055
If we don't find him someone,
he's gonna start dating hookers.

157
00:08:09,138 --> 00:08:11,513
- Hookers? Ew.
- Mmm. Exactly.

158
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- Charlotte?
- Hmm?

159
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Would you say that
I'm strutting right now?

160
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Charlotte decided
for Stanford Blatch,

161
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it would have to be someone cute,
someone with style, someone like…

162
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…Anthony Marantino,

163
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- her wedding-gown stylist.
- What?

164
00:08:29,263 --> 00:08:31,680
Anthony, hi.
It's Charlotte York-MacDougal.

165
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Sorry, thought it was my mother.

166
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Fifteen phone calls to make sure
I get her the cheapest possible sheets

167
00:08:36,805 --> 00:08:38,596
from Bed, Bath and frigging Beyond.

168
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I was wondering
if you were dating anyone right now.

169
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I'm dating everyone right now, why?

170
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I have this friend, Stanford…

171
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What's he look like?

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He is adorable.

173
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Who would play him?
In a movie, who would play him?

174
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I don't know…

175
00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,930
Ed Harris. A younger Ed Harris.

176
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That's hot.

177
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And speaking of hot,

178
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Miranda ended her first date
with Captain Crunch.

179
00:09:01,388 --> 00:09:03,930
- That was fun.
- I hope I didn't talk too much.

180
00:09:04,013 --> 00:09:07,096
I think the only words you actually said
all night were, "Well, that was fun."

181
00:09:18,971 --> 00:09:20,513
God, you are so sexy.

182
00:09:22,263 --> 00:09:24,888
What? You don't think so?

183
00:09:31,346 --> 00:09:32,638
Maybe he was right.

184
00:09:32,721 --> 00:09:35,721
After all, who was Miranda
to argue with the Captain?

185
00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:45,638
- Hello?
- Miss Motherfucker.

186
00:09:45,721 --> 00:09:48,930
Why have you not returned
my last 200 phone calls?

187
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Lynne.

188
00:09:50,971 --> 00:09:53,805
I really don't think
that I should do this show.

189
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I mean, come on, I am not a model.
And as much as I would like to think…

190
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Carrie, you're in or you're out.
I don't have time for this.

191
00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:05,013
I'm sure Dolce & Gabbana
can find someone else to dress.

192
00:10:05,096 --> 00:10:06,305
Dolce & Gabbana?

193
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:08,638
Each designer picks the person
they want to dress.

194
00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:11,013
Dolce & Gabbana picked me?

195
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:14,763
Yes, fuckette.
And those are some picky Italians.

196
00:10:15,888 --> 00:10:16,888
Um…

197
00:10:17,305 --> 00:10:19,680
Do you think that I would be able
to keep the outfit?

198
00:10:26,555 --> 00:10:27,846
What's up, love?

199
00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:29,180
I'm coming.

200
00:10:34,846 --> 00:10:36,805
Oh. Me like-y.

201
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:42,096
Perfect in the bust and the waist.
Turn. Turn, love.

202
00:10:42,180 --> 00:10:44,013
Do we like-y? Hmm? Oh.

203
00:10:44,096 --> 00:10:45,596
No like-y the length.

204
00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,388
Gonna have to take it up
about four feet.

205
00:10:49,305 --> 00:10:50,930
Yeah, I know I'm short.

206
00:10:51,013 --> 00:10:52,430
- I'm too short.
- Oh.

207
00:10:52,513 --> 00:10:56,638
But I'm very, very comfortable in heels.
Honestly, the higher the better.

208
00:10:56,721 --> 00:10:59,138
So feel free to
put me up in the big-gal shoes.

209
00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:01,763
- Walk, love. Walk.
- Okay.

210
00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,180
Oh.

211
00:11:07,221 --> 00:11:09,180
If we gave it to Heidi,
we wouldn't have to take it up at all.

212
00:11:09,263 --> 00:11:10,346
Heidi Klum?

213
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,930
Yes. Turn, love. Turn.

214
00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:16,138
Yes, trot back.

215
00:11:16,638 --> 00:11:18,055
- Trot?
- Trot.

216
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:20,956
Good.

217
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,596
Oh. Look what the pussies dragged in.

218
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,096
Hello, Oscar.

219
00:11:25,180 --> 00:11:27,638
Um, we're just calling me "O" now, love.

220
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,388
Oh. Who's this?

221
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,846
Carrie Bradshaw,
our New York Style model.

222
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:35,180
Oh. Model, God, no. No, no, no.

223
00:11:35,513 --> 00:11:37,596
- No, I'm a writer.
- I'm Paul Denai.

224
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,846
- I'm a photographer. I'm working on…
- Sure, I love…

225
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:42,388
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. I just…

226
00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:44,888
I… I know your photographs.

227
00:11:45,221 --> 00:11:47,805
Ah, well, I'm just doing
a little behind-the-scenes book

228
00:11:47,888 --> 00:11:49,013
about Fashion Week.

229
00:11:49,096 --> 00:11:51,471
- Do you mind if I shoot your fitting?
- Uh…

230
00:11:51,555 --> 00:11:52,555
Oh.

231
00:11:53,388 --> 00:11:55,555
Sorry, that was… I wasn't ready.

232
00:11:55,638 --> 00:11:56,638
So go ahead.

233
00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:59,263
That's the point, don't mind me.
I like the element of surprise.

234
00:11:59,346 --> 00:12:00,596
I could give you a surprise, love.

235
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,846
Now, what's your opinion, love?

236
00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:08,471
- Me love or him love?
- You, love.

237
00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:11,930
Oh. I don't know, whatever you think.

238
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,680
No, changed my mind,
got something better.

239
00:12:13,763 --> 00:12:14,763
Oh.

240
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:19,346
Oh. That was bad.

241
00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:24,305
I'm sorry, I'm very uncomfortable
having my photograph taken.

242
00:12:24,388 --> 00:12:26,846
How does a girl who doesn't like
having her picture taken

243
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,180
wind up in a fashion show?

244
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,180
I'm in it for the free goods.

245
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:37,138
Maybe if I explained how a camera works
over a glass of wine sometime…

246
00:12:37,763 --> 00:12:41,638
Well, I've never been a gal
to turn down a free lesson.

247
00:12:41,721 --> 00:12:42,763
Or a free dress.

248
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:45,221
Here it is. Do we like-y?

249
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,805
Oh! We like-y!

250
00:12:51,055 --> 00:12:53,055
And speaking of
uncomfortable…

251
00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:56,138
Okay, you can put your legs down now.

252
00:12:56,555 --> 00:12:58,263
It is not a yeast infection.

253
00:12:59,305 --> 00:13:01,846
- It's not?
- I have an entire file of women

254
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:04,513
all with the same symptoms.
Itching, stinging, burning.

255
00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:07,096
All of them think
they have a yeast infection. It's not.

256
00:13:07,471 --> 00:13:08,763
It could be vulvodynia.

257
00:13:10,846 --> 00:13:11,831
Is it serious?

258
00:13:11,846 --> 00:13:15,346
No. It's mostly just uncomfortable.
We can get it under control.

259
00:13:15,805 --> 00:13:18,388
I'm gonna prescribe
a light antidepressant.

260
00:13:19,055 --> 00:13:22,346
- But I'm not depressed…
- It's not for you. It's for your vagina.

261
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,055
Your vagina's depressed?

262
00:13:28,596 --> 00:13:31,096
The mood elevator
sort of corrects the imbalance.

263
00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:33,513
Wait a minute, how do you know
your vagina's depressed?

264
00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:36,221
- There are symptoms.
- Like what? It can't meet its deadline?

265
00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:38,638
It always wants to go to Krispy Kreme?

266
00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:41,305
Oh, ha-ha, it's so funny,
my vagina's depressed.

267
00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:48,096
Stop.

268
00:13:48,596 --> 00:13:51,638
- I might have vulvodynia.
- Vulva-what-ya?

269
00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:55,555
So every day,
I have to keep a vagina journal.

270
00:13:55,638 --> 00:13:56,846
No. Come on.

271
00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,638
A "Dear vagina, why so blue?"
kind of journal?

272
00:13:59,721 --> 00:14:03,388
"Dear vagina,
guess who I have a crush on."

273
00:14:03,471 --> 00:14:04,971
No. More like:

274
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:07,555
"Itchy today? Not itchy."

275
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,096
- Sounds like a bestseller.
- Ready to order?

276
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,263
Um, I guess we're still waiting.

277
00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:16,055
But could I have
a hot water and some lemon? Thanks.

278
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:17,971
I'm fine, but, Charlotte,

279
00:14:18,055 --> 00:14:20,346
maybe your hmm-hmm
would like an order of fries.

280
00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:22,888
I guess not, thank you.

281
00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:25,596
- Sorry I'm late.
- Hi.

282
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:29,180
I had to pick up
my nude contact sheets. Look.

283
00:14:29,263 --> 00:14:31,263
Okay, but only until the food arrives.

284
00:14:31,346 --> 00:14:34,180
Charlotte, I want
your professional art-eye opinion.

285
00:14:39,430 --> 00:14:40,846
That's not very arty.

286
00:14:41,471 --> 00:14:42,763
I can see your…

287
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,680
Everything.

288
00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:49,721
Oh, this is the full frontal.
I just did that to warm up.

289
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,763
You should have warned me, really.

290
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:54,471
What's the big deal? It's just a vagina.

291
00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:55,971
It's magnified.

292
00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:58,346
I've never even seen mine that close.

293
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,805
Oh, come on, you've never seen yourself
up close and personal?

294
00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,763
Carrie, have you seen yours that close?

295
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:03,888
How'd I get involved?

296
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,638
Charlotte, you've never looked
at yourself with a hand mirror?

297
00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:08,263
Oh, my God!

298
00:15:08,346 --> 00:15:11,430
Honey, I insist you go home right now
and take a look.

299
00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:13,346
Or better yet, take my compact

300
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:15,096
and make a quick trip
to the ladies' room.

301
00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:17,805
I don't want to look.

302
00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,346
I think it's ugly.

303
00:15:22,596 --> 00:15:24,596
Well, maybe that's why it's depressed.

304
00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:27,305
What did I miss?

305
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:32,013
On their second date,
Miranda did most of the talking.

306
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:34,763
She was feeling confident and sexy.

307
00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:37,055
I like my life.

308
00:15:37,138 --> 00:15:39,763
I love my job, I love my friends.

309
00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:44,763
She couldn't believe how comfortable
this new Miranda felt.

310
00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:46,721
And I love meeting new people…

311
00:15:48,096 --> 00:15:49,096
like you.

312
00:15:56,721 --> 00:16:00,138
Miranda had no idea what had changed.

313
00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:08,971
I want pure class.

314
00:16:09,513 --> 00:16:11,055
I'm thinking ash,

315
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,013
or a charcoal-grey matte
inside the frame.

316
00:16:17,763 --> 00:16:18,846
Inch on either side?

317
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,846
Even though Samantha
had done the photo just for her,

318
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,513
she still wanted
to be seen a certain way by men.

319
00:16:24,596 --> 00:16:26,263
Charcoal would bring out the grey tones.

320
00:16:26,346 --> 00:16:29,680
The matte should stop
about an inch away from my breast.

321
00:16:29,763 --> 00:16:31,346
Right here. See my breast?

322
00:16:31,971 --> 00:16:35,930
And then stop right around here,
near my ass.

323
00:16:36,013 --> 00:16:37,096
See that?

324
00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:39,846
Right near my ass.

325
00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:42,430
How's next Thursday?

326
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:45,596
Whatever.

327
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:50,805
And you took this one of Cindy Crawford.
See? "Photo by Paul Denai."

328
00:16:50,888 --> 00:16:53,096
How can you still remember?
It was the '90s.

329
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,263
It was '92.

330
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,388
I loved her beauty mark so much.

331
00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,555
I used to, um, pencil one on, you know,

332
00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:02,138
and then I'd move it around
whenever I had a blemish.

333
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,888
So, you know, it'd be here,
and then it'd be here,

334
00:17:04,971 --> 00:17:06,846
and then sometimes here and here.

335
00:17:09,055 --> 00:17:11,846
Oh, here's another one. Oh, man.

336
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:14,180
I can't believe you have this book.
It's getting embarrassing.

337
00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:16,388
No. Are you crazy? I love this.

338
00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:19,013
When I first moved to New York,
and I was totally broke,

339
00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:21,346
sometimes I would buy Vogue
instead of dinner.

340
00:17:21,846 --> 00:17:23,430
I just felt it fed me more.

341
00:17:24,805 --> 00:17:27,846
I used to do
all that high-fashion shit…

342
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,596
but the behind-the-scenes stuff
I'm doing now is so much better.

343
00:17:32,305 --> 00:17:33,305
It's more real.

344
00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:35,096
Real. Ick.

345
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,305
The reality of people
and all their little flaws…

346
00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:42,221
It's the little flaws
that make them so much more beautiful.

347
00:17:42,305 --> 00:17:45,138
Oh, forget reality
and tell me about the models.

348
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:47,096
Who's a big bitch
and who's a bigger bitch?

349
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:49,180
Sorry.

350
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:52,430
- I never click and tell.
- Tsk!

351
00:17:52,513 --> 00:17:54,096
Why are you so fascinated
with the models?

352
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,930
I just love them.

353
00:17:58,096 --> 00:18:00,013
They're just beautiful.

354
00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:02,680
- I wanna show you something.
- All right.

355
00:18:03,138 --> 00:18:04,721
You show me…

356
00:18:05,805 --> 00:18:06,930
one model

357
00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:09,430
who's more alive…

358
00:18:11,263 --> 00:18:12,888
or more beautiful than her.

359
00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:22,680
Pass, please.

360
00:18:23,055 --> 00:18:24,055
I got it.

361
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,471
- So, which one is your new boyfriend?
- Oh, it was only one kiss.

362
00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:31,805
It's so predictable.
A model dating a photographer.

363
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:34,513
Stanny, I'm a model.

364
00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:40,263
Excuse me.

365
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:45,305
I may have a stroke.
So, do I look all right?

366
00:18:45,388 --> 00:18:47,596
I'm a little nervous
about the Charlotte fix-up.

367
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,805
Oh, you look fabulous,
you have fabulous seats.

368
00:18:49,888 --> 00:18:50,930
Everything's gonna be fabulous.

369
00:18:51,013 --> 00:18:52,430
I can't think about you anymore.
I'm a model.

370
00:18:52,513 --> 00:18:53,930
- You're a supermodel.
- Oh!

371
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:56,763
And I made them put me
in these super-high high heels.

372
00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:58,721
I'm gonna be so freaking tall.

373
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,221
Supermodel and super-size it, please.

374
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,263
Excuse me, hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
Where do I go?

375
00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:07,180
Over with the non-models.

376
00:19:08,305 --> 00:19:09,555
What's her problem?

377
00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:13,138
- Ooh. Gucci and Dolce and Dior.
- Oh, my.

378
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:14,263
Oh, look.

379
00:19:14,346 --> 00:19:16,471
This is the Polaroid of the dress.

380
00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,930
Me like-y.

381
00:19:20,513 --> 00:19:21,638
That's a fashion thing.

382
00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:25,013
- Oh. Here's one of Frank Rich.
- Hmm?

383
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:27,013
And Fran Lebowitz.

384
00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:28,471
These are the other real people?

385
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,096
Okay, what the fuck's wrong?

386
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,096
Frank Rich, Lynne?

387
00:19:33,721 --> 00:19:36,971
Fran Lebowitz? What,
Dolce & Gabbana couldn't get Ed Koch?

388
00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:38,846
Gucci got him. What's the problem?

389
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,930
I'm such an idiot.

390
00:19:41,596 --> 00:19:43,346
I actually convinced myself
I belonged here.

391
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:44,513
You do belong here.

392
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:45,930
Can I go home?

393
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:49,263
No, the entire show is timed per model.

394
00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:50,930
I'm a non-model.

395
00:19:51,013 --> 00:19:53,055
- But you're fabulous.
- Champagne?

396
00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:54,555
Lighten up.

397
00:19:56,221 --> 00:20:00,013
Okay, so you're not Heidi Klum.

398
00:20:00,096 --> 00:20:02,180
But you're the modeliest
of the real people.

399
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:10,263
I mean, he told me I was sexy.
And then he didn't want to kiss me.

400
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,013
Was it me? Suddenly I wasn't sexy?
What does it mean?

401
00:20:14,555 --> 00:20:16,471
Who knows? He's a man.

402
00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,888
You can lay your pussy on a table
right in front of one

403
00:20:18,971 --> 00:20:20,513
and still not know what he's thinking.

404
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:22,138
Huh.

405
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,888
And just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse…

406
00:20:27,471 --> 00:20:29,680
There's been a change,
you're not wearing this.

407
00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:31,638
You're wearing this.

408
00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:34,305
Okay. Uh…

409
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,221
I… I'm gonna need to speak to someone.

410
00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:40,263
I had to lose the dress, love.

411
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:42,721
I saw that Dior is showing
something similar right before you.

412
00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:43,971
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

413
00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:45,430
It's a fashion house of cards, love.

414
00:20:46,221 --> 00:20:48,930
I can't wear jeweled underwear.

415
00:20:49,013 --> 00:20:52,221
No, I just want you to look at them.
Aren't they fantastic?

416
00:20:52,888 --> 00:20:54,763
How can I make this clear?

417
00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:57,221
Me no like-y.

418
00:20:58,638 --> 00:21:01,555
Paul, can you do something?
Okay, but not that.

419
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:03,263
Oh, my God!

420
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,430
Come on, love.
Try them on, you'll love them, love.

421
00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:07,013
No, please, really, I'm gonna faint.

422
00:21:07,096 --> 00:21:10,763
I can't wear jeweled panties
and strut out in front of Frank Rich.

423
00:21:10,846 --> 00:21:14,346
I respect Frank Rich.
Frank Rich is a writer.

424
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:17,180
Oh. You're not
just wearing panties, love.

425
00:21:17,263 --> 00:21:18,763
They come with a fantastic coat.

426
00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:20,638
Trot round there and try them on.
Trot on. Trot, trot.

427
00:21:20,721 --> 00:21:21,721
It's just…

428
00:21:22,638 --> 00:21:26,555
I have a certain look, you know?
And I just really don't think that…

429
00:21:27,513 --> 00:21:29,055
jeweled panties is it.

430
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,263
Exactly.
If you look like a whale,

431
00:21:32,346 --> 00:21:33,513
we won't send you out there.

432
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:36,180
We're Dolce & Gabbana, for Chrissakes.
Now come out or I'm coming in.

433
00:21:37,138 --> 00:21:38,180
God!

434
00:21:39,055 --> 00:21:40,055
Fantastic.

435
00:21:40,596 --> 00:21:41,971
Now the hair's all wrong.
We need big hair.

436
00:21:42,055 --> 00:21:43,513
Big hair.

437
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:45,471
Char, this is so exciting.

438
00:21:52,805 --> 00:21:56,138
Stanford Blatch,
this is Anthony Marantino.

439
00:21:56,513 --> 00:21:57,513
Hi.

440
00:21:58,096 --> 00:21:59,721
Marantino, is that Italian?

441
00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:01,930
Sicilian.

442
00:22:04,305 --> 00:22:05,430
Is that different?

443
00:22:07,596 --> 00:22:08,596
Yeah.

444
00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:14,180
Well, I'd better go check on Carrie.

445
00:22:18,555 --> 00:22:20,971
Ed Harris?

446
00:22:21,513 --> 00:22:23,096
Try "Ed, I Have No Hair-is."

447
00:22:24,013 --> 00:22:25,763
I thought you two would hit it off.

448
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,013
- Why, because he's gay and I'm gay?
- Well…

449
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,846
Char, let me clear something up for you.

450
00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:33,763
I'm a nice little package.
I got good arms and a high, tight ass.

451
00:22:33,846 --> 00:22:35,180
I could do a lot better.

452
00:22:37,305 --> 00:22:40,346
Ten minutes
and ten hair extensions later…

453
00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:43,055
I can't believe Charlotte
would set me up with such a queen.

454
00:22:43,138 --> 00:22:45,513
Is that who she thinks I am?
Someone who would date such a queen?

455
00:22:45,596 --> 00:22:48,013
Stanford, I don't have time to decipher

456
00:22:48,096 --> 00:22:50,513
the levels of queendom
in your world right now.

457
00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:52,513
Would you please
go get me another champagne?

458
00:22:56,096 --> 00:22:58,721
Wow. That is big hair.

459
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:02,138
- Thank you.
- Orlando, she looks fabulous.

460
00:23:02,471 --> 00:23:04,388
Now, love, we need the big eyes
to go with the big hair.

461
00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,596
Kevyn Aucoin, Carrie Bradshaw.

462
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:07,721
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.

463
00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,721
- Ready for makeup? Come on.
- Okay, sure.

464
00:23:13,846 --> 00:23:14,831
- Hi.
- Hi.

465
00:23:14,846 --> 00:23:17,513
I know you're a genius,
but here's the thing. I'm a writer.

466
00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,346
I know, I'm a big fan of your column.

467
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:21,471
So don't worry,
you're gonna look fabulous.

468
00:23:21,555 --> 00:23:22,596
- Okay.
- Okay?

469
00:23:23,221 --> 00:23:24,971
- Here.
- Stanford, nobody's listening to me.

470
00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:27,471
- They keep telling me I'm fabulous.
- You are fabulous.

471
00:23:27,555 --> 00:23:29,096
Go get Samantha
and tell her to come back here.

472
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:30,081
She'll tell me the truth.

473
00:23:30,096 --> 00:23:32,055
I can't go back out there.
That queen's out there.

474
00:23:32,138 --> 00:23:33,138
Go.

475
00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:39,930
Crisis. Carrie needs
to see you backstage.

476
00:23:45,388 --> 00:23:46,388
Where's Her Highness?

477
00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:49,430
- What?
- Your little friend, where is he?

478
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,721
Oh. He had to go.

479
00:23:52,805 --> 00:23:54,930
Why? He didn't like me?

480
00:23:55,013 --> 00:23:59,055
No. He had, um, a decorating emergency.

481
00:23:59,721 --> 00:24:02,388
I've been rejected by someone
I wasn't interested in.

482
00:24:03,138 --> 00:24:04,471
I hate when that happens.

483
00:24:07,555 --> 00:24:09,221
Lynne, we're okay to go.

484
00:24:21,888 --> 00:24:25,138
Lights, go. Music cue four, go.

485
00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:31,596
Gucci.

486
00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:07,263
Samantha?

487
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:09,680
Tell me the truth.

488
00:25:09,763 --> 00:25:11,680
I know people don't mean it
when they say that, but I do.

489
00:25:11,763 --> 00:25:12,763
Oh, honey!

490
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:14,971
You're a model.

491
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,555
- You'd tell me, right?
- Absolutely.

492
00:25:18,388 --> 00:25:19,971
You're a model.

493
00:25:20,055 --> 00:25:23,055
Look how tall I am.
The shoes were my idea.

494
00:25:24,721 --> 00:25:26,346
- Christian Dior.
- I gotta get out there.

495
00:25:26,430 --> 00:25:27,763
- Okay.
- Go, model.

496
00:25:27,846 --> 00:25:28,846
All right.

497
00:25:32,346 --> 00:25:33,346
Okay.

498
00:25:35,971 --> 00:25:38,096
- You're Heidi Klum.
- Mmm-hmm.

499
00:25:39,346 --> 00:25:42,638
- Wow! Those are fantastic.
- Really?

500
00:25:42,721 --> 00:25:43,721
Oof!

501
00:25:44,138 --> 00:25:45,346
Do I look okay?

502
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:49,096
- You look fabulous.
- Thanks. Okay, let's go.

503
00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:50,180
Okay.

504
00:25:52,555 --> 00:25:53,805
Nye.

505
00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:56,221
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

506
00:25:59,971 --> 00:26:02,638
- Wait till you see our gal.
- Really?

507
00:26:02,721 --> 00:26:03,721
Yeah?

508
00:26:07,013 --> 00:26:08,096
When is she coming out?

509
00:26:09,221 --> 00:26:10,721
- Oh. She's next.
- I think she's next.

510
00:26:12,763 --> 00:26:14,846
- Dolce & Gabbana.
- Carrie, go.

511
00:26:23,263 --> 00:26:24,263
Didn't I tell you?

512
00:26:28,846 --> 00:26:30,388
Fuck me hard!

513
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,680
Heidi, go.

514
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,346
Oh, my God, she's fashion roadkill.

515
00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,513
Stop fucking taking my picture.

516
00:26:46,513 --> 00:26:47,638
I had a choice.

517
00:26:47,721 --> 00:26:51,763
I could slink off the runway
and let my inner model die of shame,

518
00:26:51,846 --> 00:26:54,888
or I could pick myself up,
flaws and all, and finish.

519
00:26:54,971 --> 00:26:56,263
Are you okay?

520
00:26:56,346 --> 00:26:57,430
I'm okay.

521
00:27:01,263 --> 00:27:02,263
Whoo!

522
00:27:04,638 --> 00:27:06,305
And that's just what I did.

523
00:27:06,388 --> 00:27:08,346
Because when real people
fall down in life…

524
00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:09,638
Whoo!

525
00:27:09,721 --> 00:27:12,513
…they get right back up
and keep on walking.

526
00:27:12,596 --> 00:27:15,971
Our love is here to stay

527
00:27:16,055 --> 00:27:18,388
What you find

528
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,040
Sorry.

529
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,471
What you feel now

530
00:27:23,555 --> 00:27:24,930
What you know

531
00:27:28,555 --> 00:27:30,138
To be real

532
00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:33,471
Katia, go.

533
00:27:33,555 --> 00:27:40,346
Ooh, your love's for real now

534
00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:44,096
You know that your love is my love

535
00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,263
My love is your love…

536
00:27:46,346 --> 00:27:48,888
Turns out,
my little act of bravery

537
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:52,138
inspired three other people
to acts of bravery as well.

538
00:27:52,596 --> 00:27:55,388
Miranda faced her fear
of knowing the truth.

539
00:27:55,471 --> 00:27:57,263
- Hi.
- Hi.

540
00:27:57,346 --> 00:27:59,263
I'm really confused.

541
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,763
I thought we had a good time
and then you never called.

542
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,388
And I never called
because you never called, and…

543
00:28:04,763 --> 00:28:06,346
I guess that's fine, but…

544
00:28:07,013 --> 00:28:09,721
I just have to know.
Did I do something, or…

545
00:28:09,805 --> 00:28:11,555
No. We…

546
00:28:11,638 --> 00:28:12,638
I don't know.

547
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:16,013
We were sitting on the couch,
and you just…

548
00:28:16,971 --> 00:28:18,555
You seem a little full of yourself.

549
00:28:21,346 --> 00:28:23,138
Okay, glad we straightened that out.

550
00:28:25,596 --> 00:28:26,805
Cheeseburger and fries.

551
00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:28,721
Samantha faced her fear

552
00:28:28,805 --> 00:28:31,055
of what real food would do
to her perfect figure.

553
00:28:34,638 --> 00:28:35,638
Thanks.

554
00:28:36,346 --> 00:28:37,346
Nice ass.

555
00:28:40,763 --> 00:28:42,221
I didn't tip you enough.

556
00:28:44,096 --> 00:28:47,471
And Charlotte faced her fear
of seeing herself.

557
00:28:57,346 --> 00:28:59,596
And just like Narcissus before her,

558
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,305
Charlotte became so mesmerized
by what she saw, that…

559
00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:04,430
Ow.

560
00:29:04,513 --> 00:29:06,763
And as for me,

561
00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:09,721
I tucked my jeweled underwear
and my inner model away

562
00:29:09,805 --> 00:29:10,790
where they belonged,

563
00:29:10,805 --> 00:29:13,721
and went back to my life
as a real person.

564
00:29:13,805 --> 00:29:20,138
To be real

565
00:29:20,763 --> 00:29:22,846
No, no, no, no

566
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:25,221
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo

567
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,096
I've got to have it, baby

568
00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,555
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo

569
00:29:29,638 --> 00:29:31,221
I've got to have it, baby

570
00:29:31,305 --> 00:29:33,638
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo

571
00:29:33,721 --> 00:29:35,471
I've got to have it, baby

572
00:29:35,555 --> 00:29:37,930
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo

573
00:29:38,013 --> 00:29:39,596
I've got to have it, baby

574
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,805
I've got to have it, baby

575
00:29:41,888 --> 00:29:43,846
I've got to have it, baby

576
00:29:43,930 --> 00:29:45,971
I've got to have it, baby

577
00:29:46,055 --> 00:29:47,971
I've got to have it, baby

578
00:29:48,055 --> 00:29:50,096
I've got to have it, baby

579
00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:52,513
I've got to have it, baby

580
00:29:52,596 --> 00:29:54,346
I've got to have it, baby

581
00:29:54,430 --> 00:29:56,721
I've got to have it, baby

582
00:29:59,763 --> 00:30:01,305
To be real

583
00:30:01,388 --> 00:30:04,221
It's got to be real now

584
00:30:04,305 --> 00:30:05,555
To be real

585
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:08,221
It's got to be real

586
00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:11,138
To be real

587
00:30:15,221 --> 00:30:17,221
No, no, no, no

588
00:30:17,305 --> 00:30:19,388
I've got to have it, baby

589
00:30:19,471 --> 00:30:21,346
I've got to have it, baby

590
00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:23,513
I've got to have it, baby

591
00:30:23,596 --> 00:30:25,638
I've got to have it, baby

592
00:30:25,721 --> 00:30:27,680
I've got to have it, baby

593
00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:29,805
I've got to have it, baby

594
00:30:29,888 --> 00:30:31,888
I've got to have it, baby

595
00:30:31,971 --> 00:30:34,971
I've got to have it, baby

596
00:30:35,055 --> 00:30:36,513
It's got to be real

597
00:30:36,596 --> 00:30:37,805
To be real

598
00:30:37,888 --> 00:30:40,596
It's got to be real
It's got to be real

599
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,763
To be real

600
00:30:41,846 --> 00:30:44,721
It's got to be real
It's got to be real

601
00:30:44,805 --> 00:30:46,013
To be real

602
00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,596
- Real, real, real, real
- To be real

603
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,680
Real, real, real, real