1 00:00:53,135 --> 00:00:56,926 Someone once said that when one door shuts, a window opens. 2 00:00:57,010 --> 00:00:58,926 Big and I had shut our door 3 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:02,135 but our window was open and blowing a great breeze. 4 00:01:08,385 --> 00:01:11,135 - People don't dress up anymore. - Like with waistcoats. 5 00:01:11,218 --> 00:01:12,760 And watch fobs. 6 00:01:14,301 --> 00:01:17,718 - I'm gonna bring back the watch fob. - A man with a plan. 7 00:01:17,801 --> 00:01:19,051 Smoke, please. 8 00:01:19,551 --> 00:01:22,093 Now that Big and I weren't playing the dating game, 9 00:01:22,176 --> 00:01:23,426 we were free to just play, 10 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:25,385 and it had never been better. 11 00:01:29,343 --> 00:01:30,468 Aw. 12 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:32,426 Where is it? 13 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:39,010 Wow. Impressive. 14 00:01:40,135 --> 00:01:42,676 The ladies enjoy sleight of hand. 15 00:01:43,176 --> 00:01:44,885 And the watch fob. 16 00:01:49,468 --> 00:01:51,510 Meanwhile, 35 blocks north, 17 00:01:51,593 --> 00:01:54,051 at Dr. and Mrs. Young's cocktail party, 18 00:01:54,135 --> 00:01:56,468 another set of exes were enjoying the view. 19 00:01:56,551 --> 00:01:58,551 Look at all the shades of green in the hillside. 20 00:01:58,635 --> 00:02:00,260 It's so beautiful. 21 00:02:00,343 --> 00:02:02,593 What's beautiful is your ass in that skirt. 22 00:02:02,676 --> 00:02:04,468 - Trey. - It is. 23 00:02:04,843 --> 00:02:08,051 Now that Trey and Charlotte had opened the door of communication, 24 00:02:08,135 --> 00:02:09,676 Trey wanted to get in… 25 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,843 everywhere. 26 00:02:10,926 --> 00:02:13,676 I'd like to do some very dirty things to you right now. 27 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:17,385 We're at Winky and Bob's cocktail party, and I'm your estranged wife. 28 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:20,260 Ah. My estranged wife has a damn fine ass. 29 00:02:20,885 --> 00:02:24,343 I think it's really great how up for things you've been lately. 30 00:02:24,426 --> 00:02:26,635 - But we are in public. - Hm. 31 00:02:26,718 --> 00:02:29,926 So why don't we get our coats and go back to your place, 32 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:33,260 because my ass will be damn fine there, too. 33 00:02:33,343 --> 00:02:35,010 Mm. 34 00:02:36,801 --> 00:02:39,218 For a radiologist, he's awfully full of himself. 35 00:02:39,301 --> 00:02:40,801 His wife is even worse. 36 00:02:40,885 --> 00:02:43,135 They were passed over for three Park Avenue co-ops 37 00:02:43,218 --> 00:02:44,593 because of that yippie dog. 38 00:02:44,676 --> 00:02:47,301 That's what you get for over-breeding the Pekingese. 39 00:02:47,385 --> 00:02:50,635 Certain behavior will keep you from getting into a co-op. 40 00:02:50,718 --> 00:02:54,718 And certain behavior is almost assured to get you kicked out of one. 41 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:56,385 The entire surgical staff 42 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,926 of Lennox Hill Hospital is in the next room. 43 00:02:59,343 --> 00:03:00,968 They'll understand, this is an emergency. 44 00:03:01,051 --> 00:03:03,385 At least close the door. 45 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:10,801 While Charlotte walked through her door, 46 00:03:10,885 --> 00:03:13,635 I reached mine and kept it firmly closed. 47 00:03:14,218 --> 00:03:15,843 Okay then, Houdini. 48 00:03:17,551 --> 00:03:20,635 - I'll walk you up. - I think I got it from here. 49 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:24,426 Then I'll watch from down here in case you trip. 50 00:03:25,218 --> 00:03:27,426 What's with the… 51 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,135 There will be no… 52 00:03:29,926 --> 00:03:31,385 Ha-ha-ha. 53 00:03:31,468 --> 00:03:33,260 Okay, you're the boss. 54 00:03:33,343 --> 00:03:35,843 But I'm always available for the… 55 00:03:43,051 --> 00:03:44,551 Nighty-night. 56 00:03:49,301 --> 00:03:50,635 Nighty-night. 57 00:03:51,426 --> 00:03:54,051 Have you guys ever done it in a restaurant bathroom? 58 00:03:54,135 --> 00:03:55,551 - Lotus. - Sparks. 59 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:56,926 Somewhere over Chicago. 60 00:03:57,010 --> 00:03:58,843 She said restaurant bathroom. 61 00:03:58,926 --> 00:04:00,635 There were warm nuts involved. 62 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,635 - Classy. - How about a coatroom? 63 00:04:02,718 --> 00:04:05,051 - Lotus. - My last birthday party. 64 00:04:05,135 --> 00:04:06,760 I'm out. Syrup? 65 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:10,343 Are these theoretical questions, or are you getting busy, missy? 66 00:04:10,426 --> 00:04:11,593 Trey and I, 67 00:04:11,676 --> 00:04:14,843 coatroom, Friday. Bistro bathroom last night. 68 00:04:14,926 --> 00:04:18,260 - But I thought he couldn't… - Apparently he can, all over Manhattan. 69 00:04:18,343 --> 00:04:20,760 This is a very happy development. 70 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:24,968 - No, we're not even together anymore. - Doesn't sound that way to me. 71 00:04:25,051 --> 00:04:28,260 We're supposed to be getting to know each other again, not… 72 00:04:28,343 --> 00:04:30,260 Fucking against a hand dryer? 73 00:04:30,343 --> 00:04:32,635 - Ha, ha. - It is so confusing. 74 00:04:32,718 --> 00:04:34,968 Are we dating or are we back together? 75 00:04:35,051 --> 00:04:37,301 Is he my boyfriend or my lover? 76 00:04:37,385 --> 00:04:39,510 Or my ex-husband… 77 00:04:39,843 --> 00:04:42,385 whom I have sex with occasionally in coatrooms? 78 00:04:42,468 --> 00:04:45,135 - And bathrooms. - I'm going with D, all of the above. 79 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:49,551 - Who cares what you are? Just enjoy it. - No, I need to know where we're going. 80 00:04:49,635 --> 00:04:52,843 We'd like to know, too, since you'll be having sex there. 81 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:54,093 Why define it? 82 00:04:54,176 --> 00:04:58,760 He's my husband, we were defined by law. Now it's all blurry, it's so hard. 83 00:04:58,843 --> 00:05:01,510 - Thank your lucky stars. - Oh, enough about me. 84 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,135 What did you do this weekend? 85 00:05:03,218 --> 00:05:05,676 - Monkey Bar. - Fun! 86 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,635 - With whom? - Big. 87 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:13,135 The bar, not the bathroom. 88 00:05:15,218 --> 00:05:18,176 So you and Big are really friends or something? 89 00:05:18,260 --> 00:05:20,635 - Yeah. - Friends or something. 90 00:05:20,718 --> 00:05:24,093 - Easy, prosecutor. - Shouldn't you define your relationship? 91 00:05:24,176 --> 00:05:27,176 - Charlotte didn't have to. - Charlotte married the guy. 92 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:28,926 We're undefinable. 93 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:32,010 - She's sleeping with him. - I am not sleeping with him. 94 00:05:32,093 --> 00:05:33,260 We're just… 95 00:05:34,676 --> 00:05:36,051 hanging out. 96 00:05:36,926 --> 00:05:38,343 It's fun, in fact… 97 00:05:38,426 --> 00:05:39,426 now that the pressure's off, 98 00:05:39,468 --> 00:05:42,093 we're finally enjoying each other. It's good. 99 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:43,635 It's a slippery slope. 100 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,718 Without boundaries, you won't know what'll happen. 101 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:47,635 We might actually… 102 00:05:47,718 --> 00:05:48,801 have fun. 103 00:05:48,885 --> 00:05:50,801 Have fun, just don't have amnesia. 104 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:51,885 Exactly. 105 00:05:53,093 --> 00:05:55,885 Can we lighten up on the boundary talk? 106 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:57,801 I'm fine. 107 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,468 Jeez. 108 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:06,343 Are you thinking about sleeping with him? 109 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,843 - No. - You hesitated. 110 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:11,801 I was swallowing. 111 00:06:15,301 --> 00:06:17,885 The Eskimo have hundreds of words for "snow." 112 00:06:17,968 --> 00:06:21,426 And we've invented three times that many words for "relationship." 113 00:06:21,843 --> 00:06:25,551 But the more words we invent, the harder it becomes to define things. 114 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,426 In a world where you can date without sex, 115 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:29,885 screw without dating 116 00:06:29,968 --> 00:06:32,926 and in the end keep most of your sex partners as friends… 117 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:34,843 long after the screwing is over, 118 00:06:34,926 --> 00:06:37,718 what really defines a relationship? 119 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:41,051 That night, Miranda let her boundaries down with Doug, 120 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:43,010 a cartoonist for The New Yorker. 121 00:06:43,093 --> 00:06:45,385 They had been dating for about a month. 122 00:06:45,843 --> 00:06:49,176 Miranda didn't know what they were, but she knew it felt good. 123 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:53,385 It was a morning of firsts. 124 00:06:53,468 --> 00:06:56,385 It was the first time Doug had spent the night, 125 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:02,551 and the first time a man had peed in front of her. 126 00:07:09,801 --> 00:07:12,343 That night, we went to Charlotte's gallery 127 00:07:12,426 --> 00:07:14,926 for the opening of an exhibit by Maria Diega Reyes, 128 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:16,343 the Brazilian artist. 129 00:07:16,426 --> 00:07:18,218 He just whipped it out. 130 00:07:18,301 --> 00:07:21,218 I'm brushing. I look over, he's peeing. 131 00:07:21,301 --> 00:07:23,135 You can probably say he's your boyfriend. 132 00:07:23,218 --> 00:07:24,885 Only a boyfriend would do that. 133 00:07:24,968 --> 00:07:28,635 I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never okay to do that. 134 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:32,176 Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business. 135 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:35,051 Ho-ho-ho. This is perfect. 136 00:07:35,135 --> 00:07:38,968 Ms. Boundaries has found Mr. No Boundaries. 137 00:07:42,635 --> 00:07:43,968 Do you like it? 138 00:07:44,468 --> 00:07:45,676 I do. 139 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,968 It's the artist's favorite. 140 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,801 - You know her? - Ooh. I am her. 141 00:07:50,885 --> 00:07:52,676 I'm sorry, I should have… 142 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,843 - Samantha. - Maria. 143 00:07:54,926 --> 00:07:56,593 I have a bone to pick with you. 144 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,426 I came ready to buy, and look… 145 00:07:58,510 --> 00:08:00,676 all these red dots, there's nothing left. 146 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,260 That's never bad news for the artist. 147 00:08:03,343 --> 00:08:05,593 But I have many more in my loft. 148 00:08:05,676 --> 00:08:08,385 If you ever want to come down, take a look… 149 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,760 I will, and soon, before those get sold out 150 00:08:10,843 --> 00:08:12,635 from underneath me, as well. 151 00:08:12,718 --> 00:08:15,551 - It's a deal. - Now… 152 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:18,010 a non-art-related question. 153 00:08:18,593 --> 00:08:20,676 Where are all the hot guys? 154 00:08:21,135 --> 00:08:22,343 Maria. 155 00:08:23,551 --> 00:08:25,468 - Hi. - Hi. 156 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:28,051 It is stunning, all of it. 157 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:29,801 I'm so proud of you, chica. 158 00:08:32,718 --> 00:08:33,885 Enjoy! 159 00:08:35,593 --> 00:08:37,260 - It's my ex. - Ah. 160 00:08:37,343 --> 00:08:40,843 Oh, and about the hot guys. 161 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:43,385 No hot guys. 162 00:08:43,468 --> 00:08:46,176 That's good for you, but what's in it for me? 163 00:08:51,635 --> 00:08:53,885 The next night, my ex introduced me 164 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:56,718 to a tiny jazz club in the East Village. 165 00:09:05,176 --> 00:09:07,218 Aren't these cats amazing? 166 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:09,176 "Cats"? 167 00:09:09,843 --> 00:09:12,385 Loosen up, baby, we're below 14th Street. 168 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,760 Okay, baby. 169 00:09:14,176 --> 00:09:17,843 There I was, inches away from my ex-boyfriend… 170 00:09:17,926 --> 00:09:19,801 friend, whatever, 171 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:22,260 lusting after a bass player. 172 00:09:24,468 --> 00:09:28,176 - You want another drink? - Huh? 173 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,676 - Do you want another drink? - Yeah. 174 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:37,551 Thank you very much. We're gonna take a short break. 175 00:09:37,635 --> 00:09:39,718 When we come back, if you're nice, 176 00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:41,801 we'll play another set or two. 177 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,385 Apparently, everyone in the universe 178 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:57,510 wanted me to define my relationship with Big. 179 00:10:00,218 --> 00:10:02,926 - What do you think? - I like it, baby. 180 00:10:04,301 --> 00:10:07,510 Didn't think I had that groovy jazz club in me, did you? 181 00:10:07,593 --> 00:10:08,635 No. 182 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:11,385 Hey, man, you were really great. 183 00:10:11,468 --> 00:10:13,593 Not great, I'm just trying to keep up. 184 00:10:13,676 --> 00:10:16,176 - You were great. - You know jazz? 185 00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:18,218 No. 186 00:10:19,093 --> 00:10:20,260 Can I buy you a drink? 187 00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:21,760 No, I own the place. 188 00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:24,176 It's the only way they'll let me play. I can't keep a beat. 189 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:26,510 At least I can drink for free. Ray King. 190 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:29,510 Hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw. 191 00:10:30,301 --> 00:10:31,760 Jazz neophyte. 192 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,093 - Sorry, this is… - You're running low. 193 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:37,593 Joey, Glenlivet. 194 00:10:37,676 --> 00:10:39,093 Coming right up. 195 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:42,176 - So you own this place? - I do. 196 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:43,718 I own this, one uptown. 197 00:10:43,801 --> 00:10:45,593 Hell of a lot of mortgages. 198 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:48,635 Cointreau on ice, white wine… 199 00:10:50,260 --> 00:10:51,843 Well… 200 00:10:52,801 --> 00:10:54,551 Jeez, I gotta go. 201 00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:58,051 - Heading uptown? - I am. You need a ride? 202 00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,135 - That'd be great. - I'll call my car. 203 00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:02,218 This time? Cabs are lined up outside. 204 00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:04,010 So then we'll take a cab. 205 00:11:04,093 --> 00:11:06,010 Okay, we'll take a cab. 206 00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:10,135 Okay. 207 00:11:13,718 --> 00:11:15,676 You sure your bass is gonna be okay? 208 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,093 Yeah, sleeps at the club all the time. 209 00:11:18,176 --> 00:11:20,551 Sometimes it even hooks up with the snare drum. 210 00:11:22,093 --> 00:11:23,593 Cabs are bullshit. 211 00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:28,093 Listen, can I get your number? 212 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,593 Yeah. 213 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:33,885 Sure, let me just… 214 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:39,843 I'm a writer with no pen. 215 00:11:42,676 --> 00:11:44,635 - Thank you. - No problem. 216 00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:52,760 - 6-7-3-9. - I know. 217 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,010 This is me. 218 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,385 Thank you. 219 00:12:07,676 --> 00:12:09,301 Nice to meet you. 220 00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:11,593 Nice to meet you. 221 00:12:13,635 --> 00:12:14,760 Bye. 222 00:12:17,218 --> 00:12:19,676 Hey. Hey! 223 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,468 What are you doing? 224 00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:23,301 What do you mean? 225 00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:26,260 You know what I mean. Now he's gonna think we're together. 226 00:12:26,343 --> 00:12:28,010 What, you like the porkpie hat? 227 00:12:28,093 --> 00:12:29,426 That's not the point. 228 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:31,301 I'll tell you, he had some breath on him. 229 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:34,051 - His breath was fine. - Are you kidding? 230 00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:37,551 It was like he had a bad burger with B.B. King in '75. 231 00:12:37,635 --> 00:12:39,010 All right. 232 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,093 We gotta figure out what we're doing here. 233 00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:45,676 - What are we doing? - What are we? 234 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,593 We're friends, how's that? 235 00:12:47,676 --> 00:12:49,176 What kind of friends? 236 00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:51,760 Friends who listen to jazz, 237 00:12:51,843 --> 00:12:53,343 friends who eat pizza. 238 00:12:53,426 --> 00:12:54,760 Friends who… 239 00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:57,343 There will be no… 240 00:12:57,718 --> 00:13:01,551 Oh. Carrie likes her jazz man. Jazz. 241 00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,885 All right. That's it, I'm going upstairs. 242 00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,635 - Suit yourself. - I have to go to sleep. 243 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:08,093 Nighty-night. 244 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:21,468 But I couldn't sleep. 245 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,718 My bizarre ménage-à-taxi was haunting me. 246 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,468 Hello? 247 00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:44,885 You know, when I hear that song, I think of you. 248 00:13:45,343 --> 00:13:47,426 I don't even know you, how fucked up is that? 249 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,135 That's good. 250 00:13:51,885 --> 00:13:53,760 Oh. Can you hang on a second? 251 00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:54,843 Yeah. 252 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,676 Okay. 253 00:13:57,468 --> 00:13:59,260 - Hello? - What are you doing? 254 00:13:59,343 --> 00:14:00,760 I can't talk right now. 255 00:14:00,843 --> 00:14:02,385 You're on the other line? 256 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,801 - I am. - Porkpie? 257 00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:06,426 Look, I gotta go. 258 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,676 - Tell him he needs mints. - I'm hanging up. 259 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,426 Carrie likes a jazz musician. 260 00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:15,885 Sorry. 261 00:14:16,926 --> 00:14:18,301 No problem. 262 00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:22,718 Listen, uh, I'd like to take you out on Saturday night. 263 00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:26,051 I promise you won't have to listen to me play. 264 00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:28,343 Okay, I'd like that. 265 00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:30,093 Great. 266 00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:32,218 Oh, um… 267 00:14:32,593 --> 00:14:34,426 Don't bring the angry guy. 268 00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,760 He's not so bad. 269 00:14:37,635 --> 00:14:39,885 - See you. - Okay. 270 00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:46,635 - What do you want? - What do you see in that guy? 271 00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:48,801 He knows when to say goodbye. 272 00:14:49,593 --> 00:14:52,843 The next morning, Miranda decided I might have been right. 273 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,010 Maybe she was Ms. Boundaries. 274 00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:57,551 If she wanted a decent relationship, 275 00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,343 she couldn't throw the boy out with the toilet water. 276 00:15:00,426 --> 00:15:03,218 She would have to let down her boundaries. 277 00:15:03,635 --> 00:15:06,676 And there was no better time than the present. 278 00:15:15,676 --> 00:15:18,593 - Oh, hey. - Oh! Hi, you scared me. 279 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,676 You got any bagels? 280 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,760 - Top of the fridge. - Cool. 281 00:15:35,426 --> 00:15:38,426 - What about filters? - Above the coffee maker! 282 00:15:40,843 --> 00:15:43,093 While Miranda tried to do her business, 283 00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,843 Samantha helped Maria with hers. 284 00:15:45,926 --> 00:15:48,968 - Am I doing this right? - Don't think, just do it. 285 00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:53,051 You know, painting is like eating, like sex. 286 00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:55,301 I can do that. 287 00:15:55,718 --> 00:15:59,176 You know, I came to buy art, not make it. 288 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,676 Oh, no, no, no. 289 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,010 This is a Brazilian thing. 290 00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,718 Everyone that crosses my door has to help. 291 00:16:06,593 --> 00:16:08,301 But you have a choice, really. 292 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,510 You can make a painting or you can do my laundry. 293 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:15,385 Not gonna happen. 294 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,176 You're buying one of my paintings, right? 295 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,468 You're buying my next manicure. 296 00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:25,135 Oh, I'm sorry. 297 00:16:42,343 --> 00:16:43,510 Do we… 298 00:16:45,135 --> 00:16:47,343 Do we need to talk about this? 299 00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:50,260 Do we? 300 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:56,385 I've done the girl thing, 301 00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:58,760 once, twice, 302 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,676 usually involving a guy and a couple of Quaaludes. 303 00:17:02,301 --> 00:17:04,093 It was nice, really. 304 00:17:04,176 --> 00:17:06,301 And really nice for the guy. But… 305 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,176 I'm not a relationship person. 306 00:17:13,343 --> 00:17:15,426 And you're really something. 307 00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,176 Could we be friends? 308 00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:19,510 It depends. 309 00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:23,051 In my language, "friends" 310 00:17:24,468 --> 00:17:27,510 translates to a person with a warm heart… 311 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:31,968 that buys a lot of my art. 312 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,551 Wow. 313 00:17:34,968 --> 00:17:37,260 What's Portuguese for "working it"? 314 00:17:37,843 --> 00:17:39,260 Working it. 315 00:17:44,426 --> 00:17:47,218 The next day, I found the perfect color on me. 316 00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:49,301 And something else on Charlotte. 317 00:17:50,676 --> 00:17:52,468 Excuse me, but… 318 00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:55,385 is that a hickey? 319 00:17:55,468 --> 00:17:58,135 - Let me see. - Oh, my God, I don't… 320 00:17:58,218 --> 00:17:59,968 That's so retro. 321 00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:01,885 Trey and I made out in the movies. 322 00:18:01,968 --> 00:18:04,010 No, that is retro. 323 00:18:04,093 --> 00:18:06,010 That's not all we did. 324 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:10,135 Right in the middle of the movie, I gave him a blow job. 325 00:18:10,218 --> 00:18:11,301 In the theatre. 326 00:18:11,385 --> 00:18:14,176 - Crouching Charlotte, Hidden Hummer. - You guys were right. 327 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,718 Once I stopped defining everything, I realized how great we have it. 328 00:18:17,801 --> 00:18:19,135 Congratulations, sweetie. 329 00:18:19,218 --> 00:18:21,968 It sounds like you got a nice, healthy relationship. 330 00:18:23,718 --> 00:18:27,718 Charlotte realized if Samantha defined her relationship as healthy, 331 00:18:28,051 --> 00:18:31,218 she had one sick relationship on her hands. 332 00:18:34,426 --> 00:18:37,260 The next day, as Trey looked for action, 333 00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:39,551 Charlotte went looking for answers. 334 00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,010 Please, not here. 335 00:18:42,676 --> 00:18:45,135 - Should we go to a movie? - No! 336 00:18:45,218 --> 00:18:47,176 We're five blocks from your place. 337 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,593 We'll just wait and we'll get in our old bed 338 00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:52,343 and we'll really make love like man and wife. 339 00:18:52,426 --> 00:18:54,218 I don't want to wait. 340 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,343 Why can't we wait? 341 00:18:57,426 --> 00:19:00,343 It's five stupid blocks. What is wrong with us? 342 00:19:00,426 --> 00:19:02,885 Are you so scared that if we go back to a bed, 343 00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:04,426 you'll have the same problems again? 344 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,676 Please. Let's not discuss this in front of the driver. 345 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:11,885 Oh. You just wanted to have sex in front of him. 346 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:15,843 And just like that 347 00:19:15,926 --> 00:19:18,760 Charlotte slammed the door on her and Trey. 348 00:19:22,718 --> 00:19:24,343 - Hello. - It's me. 349 00:19:25,135 --> 00:19:28,218 So if we were to, say, 350 00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:30,926 make love in my bed, 351 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:33,926 could we still do it in a taxi? 352 00:19:35,135 --> 00:19:36,385 We'll see. 353 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,718 Alrighty then, call you tomorrow. 354 00:19:39,385 --> 00:19:41,760 Evidently, when Charlotte closed the taxi door, 355 00:19:41,843 --> 00:19:44,135 she opened a whole new window. 356 00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:48,718 The next morning, Miranda got up early to pee in peace 357 00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,301 and make Doug coffee. 358 00:19:50,635 --> 00:19:51,843 Smells great. 359 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:54,385 It's the cinnamon I add to the… 360 00:20:01,593 --> 00:20:03,301 Hi. 361 00:20:03,718 --> 00:20:06,760 Apparently, when Miranda left the door open for peeing, 362 00:20:06,843 --> 00:20:09,051 she opened the door for everything else. 363 00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:19,426 Sometimes I like to add a pinch of nutmeg to my coffee, 364 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,885 it takes a lot of the… 365 00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:24,801 Maybe it was narrow-minded. But for Miranda, an open-door dump, 366 00:20:24,885 --> 00:20:27,301 was definitely worth dumping someone over. 367 00:20:30,676 --> 00:20:33,926 That's the thing about New York, everyone's always going. 368 00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:36,593 Tonight, it was to the opening of Tao. 369 00:20:37,468 --> 00:20:39,551 Ray's and my first date. 370 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,093 Everyone was there… 371 00:20:44,635 --> 00:20:46,093 everyone. 372 00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:51,676 So what? 373 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:55,135 This is the only restaurant in New York opening tonight? 374 00:20:55,218 --> 00:20:58,468 The Burger King on Ninth Avenue had a line around the block. 375 00:20:58,551 --> 00:20:59,843 You remember… 376 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,218 Yeah. Hey, man. 377 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,468 How are you? 378 00:21:03,551 --> 00:21:04,926 This is Sha. 379 00:21:05,385 --> 00:21:06,510 Sha? 380 00:21:06,885 --> 00:21:08,551 The "y" is silent. 381 00:21:09,426 --> 00:21:10,551 Oh. 382 00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,885 Thank God you're finally here. I got the last table, let's go. 383 00:21:14,968 --> 00:21:15,968 Okay. 384 00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:25,301 There we were, me, my ex, 385 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,260 the jazz guy, the model, 386 00:21:27,343 --> 00:21:29,718 the lesbian, and her friend Samantha. 387 00:21:30,176 --> 00:21:31,301 Sha? 388 00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:34,718 She's a supermodel. 389 00:21:35,635 --> 00:21:37,218 Super for you. 390 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,385 - Think we'll ever get our Mee Krob? - I love Mee Krob. 391 00:21:40,468 --> 00:21:42,093 It's their specialty here. 392 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,176 Is there any more wine in there? 393 00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,385 Thanks. 394 00:21:52,468 --> 00:21:54,010 I'll be back. 395 00:21:58,801 --> 00:21:59,801 Stop. 396 00:22:05,468 --> 00:22:06,926 Hey. 397 00:22:11,635 --> 00:22:14,510 Look at me, I grabbed some Mee Krob. 398 00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:20,718 Mm. 399 00:22:21,051 --> 00:22:22,885 Mee-Krob-a-licious. 400 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,176 How'd you get this? 401 00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:27,801 Turns out the chef worked at one of my clubs. 402 00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:30,301 You know all the right people. 403 00:22:30,385 --> 00:22:32,510 I got the in on the noodles. 404 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:37,343 If it's okay with you, I'm gonna camp out here for a while. 405 00:22:37,426 --> 00:22:39,010 It's okay by me. 406 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,551 That table is bad. 407 00:22:40,635 --> 00:22:42,135 Yeah, man. 408 00:22:42,843 --> 00:22:45,218 Good thing we weren't fucking hungry. 409 00:22:46,093 --> 00:22:48,260 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 410 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,968 Turn right at the Buddha, honey. 411 00:22:53,968 --> 00:22:57,676 Just to, you know, get things straight, 412 00:22:58,218 --> 00:23:01,093 you and Carrie are just friends now, right? 413 00:23:02,218 --> 00:23:03,843 You're available? 414 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:06,760 Yes, ma'am. 415 00:23:07,885 --> 00:23:10,135 So if you're just friends, 416 00:23:10,718 --> 00:23:13,093 what exactly do you think you're doing? 417 00:23:13,718 --> 00:23:17,926 Because that girl might come off like she's all strong and over it, 418 00:23:18,676 --> 00:23:21,801 but she's fragile and she's my best friend. 419 00:23:23,051 --> 00:23:25,176 So I suggest you back off. 420 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,635 Can't we all just get along? 421 00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:31,176 Excuse me. 422 00:23:45,676 --> 00:23:48,010 Hey. Hey, hey. 423 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:51,301 - You okay? - I'm fine, I'm sorry. 424 00:23:52,135 --> 00:23:53,801 That guy's not good for her. 425 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,801 Look, I'm gonna go. 426 00:23:57,301 --> 00:23:59,010 Don't go. 427 00:23:59,093 --> 00:24:00,676 We can get another table. 428 00:24:01,218 --> 00:24:02,426 I lied. 429 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:06,676 I can't just be your friend. 430 00:24:07,635 --> 00:24:09,635 What I saw back there… 431 00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:13,176 You… 432 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:15,010 You were magnificent. 433 00:24:16,468 --> 00:24:18,926 And how do you say that, um… 434 00:24:19,385 --> 00:24:21,635 Oh. You kick ass. 435 00:24:22,260 --> 00:24:24,343 And I see where this is going 436 00:24:24,426 --> 00:24:28,135 and you don't do relationships. 437 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,051 It would be very bad for me. 438 00:24:32,135 --> 00:24:34,885 So we can't even be friends? 439 00:24:34,968 --> 00:24:36,551 I'm gonna go in here 440 00:24:36,635 --> 00:24:39,635 and you go back there. 441 00:24:40,343 --> 00:24:41,676 And… 442 00:24:42,385 --> 00:24:44,343 you're really something. 443 00:24:49,218 --> 00:24:50,593 Right then and there, 444 00:24:50,676 --> 00:24:53,593 Samantha decided to let down her boundaries 445 00:24:54,676 --> 00:24:58,135 and opened herself up to the possibility of a relationship 446 00:24:59,635 --> 00:25:01,135 with a woman. 447 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,093 And in a different bathroom… 448 00:25:15,801 --> 00:25:17,218 Oh… 449 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,135 - Oh. Jeez, I'm sorry. - It's okay. Come in. 450 00:25:26,885 --> 00:25:29,426 - Want some? - No, all set, thanks. 451 00:25:29,510 --> 00:25:30,510 Okay. 452 00:25:31,843 --> 00:25:33,426 You can go, it's okay. 453 00:25:33,510 --> 00:25:36,051 Oh. I don't really have to go. 454 00:25:37,343 --> 00:25:38,635 Thank God. 455 00:25:44,885 --> 00:25:47,801 - He talks about you. - Oh? 456 00:25:49,385 --> 00:25:51,218 Did, um… 457 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:53,926 Did you two used to date or something? 458 00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:57,676 Something like that. 459 00:26:03,051 --> 00:26:04,593 Okay, I'm gonna… 460 00:26:04,676 --> 00:26:06,343 My date's waiting for me. 461 00:26:06,426 --> 00:26:07,551 Okay. 462 00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:12,510 Sorry. 463 00:26:15,801 --> 00:26:17,051 I couldn't avoid it. 464 00:26:17,135 --> 00:26:20,801 Everywhere I went, I was confronted by my Big relationship. 465 00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:24,426 I just left Silent Y in the bathroom 466 00:26:24,510 --> 00:26:26,926 and P.S., apparently the '80s are back. 467 00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:29,676 Listen, we're gonna go. 468 00:26:30,593 --> 00:26:33,218 Okay, Ray and I were gonna go first. 469 00:26:38,926 --> 00:26:41,051 - See you later. - Okay. 470 00:26:44,885 --> 00:26:47,343 You know what I love about this city? 471 00:26:47,426 --> 00:26:49,885 Everything can sound like a jazz riff. 472 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:51,926 Like, uh… 473 00:26:52,843 --> 00:26:55,093 that garbage truck is… 474 00:27:06,635 --> 00:27:07,635 Really? 475 00:27:08,301 --> 00:27:11,551 Because I get more of a… 476 00:27:13,551 --> 00:27:15,593 Like a… 477 00:27:21,593 --> 00:27:22,801 I don't know. 478 00:27:22,885 --> 00:27:26,093 - You really don't know jazz, do you? - Hey! 479 00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:29,885 I just scatted on my first date, man, give me some credit. 480 00:27:29,968 --> 00:27:34,301 Somewhere between the Mee Krob and the model, I was dating again. 481 00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:35,635 It was nice. 482 00:27:35,718 --> 00:27:37,051 This is me. 483 00:27:38,635 --> 00:27:40,510 You know what you are? 484 00:27:40,885 --> 00:27:42,176 You're, um… 485 00:27:49,718 --> 00:27:51,385 Well… 486 00:27:53,635 --> 00:27:56,176 Do-do-do, right back at you. 487 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:06,510 With every second of our kiss it was becoming clearer. 488 00:28:06,593 --> 00:28:08,593 I really liked this guy. 489 00:28:11,343 --> 00:28:12,801 So maybe that's it. 490 00:28:12,885 --> 00:28:15,135 What ultimately defines a relationship, 491 00:28:15,218 --> 00:28:17,135 is another relationship.