1 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,050 New York City can be a terrifying place. 2 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,175 Hi. 3 00:00:51,258 --> 00:00:53,675 Uh, just coffee and a muffin, please. 4 00:00:53,758 --> 00:00:54,758 That'll be $7.50. 5 00:00:55,341 --> 00:00:56,591 But nothing is more frightening 6 00:00:56,675 --> 00:00:58,383 than the prospect of running into an ex 7 00:00:58,466 --> 00:01:00,175 before you've even had your morning coffee. 8 00:01:00,258 --> 00:01:01,425 - Miranda? - Mmm! 9 00:01:02,216 --> 00:01:05,258 - You made me burn my tongue. - I got to work on that, sorry. 10 00:01:05,591 --> 00:01:08,216 Jeez, you look great. How you doing? 11 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:11,091 Good, you know, boring. What's new with you? 12 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:14,550 I guess that means you didn't get the invitation yet. 13 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:18,633 No. Um, invitation to what? 14 00:01:18,716 --> 00:01:20,050 I'm finally doing it. 15 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:22,716 I'm opening up my own bar. 16 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:26,716 Wow! Steve, you're kidding! That's… 17 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,966 That's scary, right? And it's happening soon. 18 00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:31,883 It's next Saturday. I'd really love it if you'd come. 19 00:01:32,841 --> 00:01:34,341 Miranda, you remember Jessica? 20 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:37,050 Yes. Sure. Of course. Yes. 21 00:01:37,133 --> 00:01:39,091 So you'll come, right, next Saturday? 22 00:01:39,175 --> 00:01:40,633 Oh, we'd love to see you there. 23 00:01:43,050 --> 00:01:46,300 She "we'd" him, Carrie, right in front of me. 24 00:01:46,383 --> 00:01:48,550 Miranda, I'm still asleep. 25 00:01:48,633 --> 00:01:51,633 How can you have had an emotional mini-drama already? 26 00:01:51,716 --> 00:01:54,341 No way I'm going to his opening, right? Do you think I should go? 27 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:55,800 Well… 28 00:01:56,341 --> 00:01:57,800 Let me think for a second. 29 00:01:57,883 --> 00:02:00,550 What really pisses me off is it was my idea. 30 00:02:00,633 --> 00:02:02,800 I'm the one who told him he should open his own bar in the first place. 31 00:02:02,883 --> 00:02:05,091 - But do I get any credit? - I'm guessing not, no. 32 00:02:05,175 --> 00:02:07,466 No. Of course not, it's infuriating! 33 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:09,550 Why couldn't he have been this ambitious when he was with me? 34 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:14,258 Maybe you inspired him. Maybe he named the bar "Miranda's" 35 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,425 or "Hobbes' Nob." 36 00:02:16,508 --> 00:02:20,175 He named the bar "Scout," Carrie. After his dog. 37 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:21,633 I'm not going to that. 38 00:02:21,716 --> 00:02:24,133 You have to go. You guys are friends now, right? 39 00:02:24,716 --> 00:02:25,883 That's what friends do. 40 00:02:25,966 --> 00:02:29,300 Really? You're my friend, does that mean you have to go with me? 41 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,050 Well, of course. Absolutely. 42 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:34,633 That's what friends are for. 43 00:02:34,716 --> 00:02:36,550 Forget it, not going. 44 00:02:36,633 --> 00:02:38,300 - To what? - What is it? 45 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:42,550 "Steve Brady and Aidan Shaw"? 46 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:44,258 How did this happen? 47 00:02:44,758 --> 00:02:46,841 Why are they even friends? 48 00:02:46,925 --> 00:02:50,341 Well, according to Steve's girlfriend, Jessica, 49 00:02:50,425 --> 00:02:53,133 who answered his phone while he was in the shower this morning… 50 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:56,175 I love how you say "Jessica," like allegedly that's her name. 51 00:02:56,758 --> 00:02:59,050 Aidan is Steve's silent partner. 52 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:00,800 I wonder why I didn't get an invitation. 53 00:03:00,883 --> 00:03:02,758 You can have mine, sister, 'cause I'm not going. 54 00:03:02,841 --> 00:03:05,341 Carrie, come on, it's a big party, you probably won't even see him. 55 00:03:05,425 --> 00:03:06,758 It's not a party. 56 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:09,675 It's a parade of our failed relationships. 57 00:03:09,758 --> 00:03:13,800 Next, you're gonna tell me that my junior prom date's the barback. 58 00:03:14,258 --> 00:03:17,550 I think it's good Aidan invited you. It means that he's ready to be friends. 59 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:18,576 I don't know what it means, 60 00:03:18,591 --> 00:03:19,883 I just know I don't wanna find out at the party. 61 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:22,466 It means, "I forgive you, please come." 62 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:24,133 Ah, nice try, I'm not going. 63 00:03:24,216 --> 00:03:26,341 - I'll go. - Thank you. 64 00:03:26,425 --> 00:03:29,133 You see? Samantha's my friend. 65 00:03:29,216 --> 00:03:32,925 I'm going out with Samantha and her lesbian lover, and I am proud. 66 00:03:33,008 --> 00:03:34,675 Let's not invite Maria. 67 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:37,300 I could use a night away from the old ball and chain. 68 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:39,675 Don't tell me you're in a sapphic slump. 69 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:41,425 All we ever do is lie around, 70 00:03:41,508 --> 00:03:43,925 take baths together and talk about feelings. 71 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:46,050 I think they call that a relationship. 72 00:03:46,133 --> 00:03:47,550 I don't know how you people do it. 73 00:03:47,633 --> 00:03:50,258 All that emotional chow-chow, it's exhausting. 74 00:03:50,341 --> 00:03:51,591 I know, don't you just hate that? 75 00:03:51,675 --> 00:03:52,966 Women. 76 00:03:54,008 --> 00:03:55,966 That night, Samantha was determined 77 00:03:56,050 --> 00:03:59,216 to get Maria out of the tub and out on the town. 78 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:03,883 I do not see why we're out in this crowd with all this smoke, 79 00:04:03,966 --> 00:04:07,175 when we could be home, relaxing together. 80 00:04:07,258 --> 00:04:09,508 I just thought it would be fun to take our relationship 81 00:04:09,591 --> 00:04:11,633 out on dry land for a change, that's all. 82 00:04:11,716 --> 00:04:15,758 Besides, what's the fun of getting clean if you can't get a little dirty first? 83 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:17,675 Samantha Jones, 84 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,675 what's it gonna be tonight, darling, the usual? 85 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:23,633 Brian here happens to make the most dangerous mojitos in the city. 86 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:26,675 Two mojitos coming up, on the house. 87 00:04:27,591 --> 00:04:29,591 Fun place, huh? 88 00:04:29,675 --> 00:04:30,675 Hey, gorgeous. 89 00:04:30,758 --> 00:04:34,175 Oh, Sean Sullivan, what are you doing in town? 90 00:04:34,258 --> 00:04:35,800 I'm back on business for a few weeks. 91 00:04:35,883 --> 00:04:37,383 Hey, what are you doing next Saturday? 92 00:04:37,466 --> 00:04:40,425 - Saturday? - We have plans for Saturday. 93 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,633 Okay. How about a late run, then? 94 00:04:44,966 --> 00:04:45,966 I'll call you. 95 00:04:47,508 --> 00:04:49,383 What is this "late run"? 96 00:04:50,383 --> 00:04:53,800 Doesn't translate. I didn't know that we had plans on Saturday. 97 00:04:53,883 --> 00:04:55,675 I already promised the girls I'd go out with them. 98 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:58,175 Should I come? I'm a girl. 99 00:04:58,258 --> 00:04:59,966 No, sweetie, I know. 100 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,883 But since you don't really like to go out, I just thought that… 101 00:05:02,966 --> 00:05:05,216 Here you go, ladies. Enjoy. 102 00:05:06,716 --> 00:05:07,966 I get off at 4:00. 103 00:05:14,216 --> 00:05:18,633 Samantha had to face her past, and Charlotte was facing her future. 104 00:05:18,716 --> 00:05:21,633 Now that Trey had no problem getting hard in the bedroom, 105 00:05:21,716 --> 00:05:23,925 she saw no reason why their bed should be. 106 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:33,383 Bunny. Hi. 107 00:05:34,383 --> 00:05:35,508 What are you doing here? 108 00:05:35,591 --> 00:05:38,258 When Trey told me you two were buying a new bed, 109 00:05:38,341 --> 00:05:40,341 I insisted he let me help. 110 00:05:40,425 --> 00:05:44,341 I picked out the one he has now, did you know that? It's Chippendale. 111 00:05:44,425 --> 00:05:46,091 No. Um… 112 00:05:47,258 --> 00:05:50,425 - Where is Trey? - Still at the hospital, I expect. 113 00:05:50,966 --> 00:05:54,050 Don't fret, we'll find a mattress to fit the frame. 114 00:05:55,050 --> 00:06:00,425 You know, we were hoping to find a bed that was a little bigger and less hard. 115 00:06:01,008 --> 00:06:05,550 My dear, I'm a firm believer in firm mattresses. 116 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:08,591 Oh, look, the perfect dust ruffle. 117 00:06:09,175 --> 00:06:12,258 Five-pleat gusseted duster with a foot drop. 118 00:06:12,341 --> 00:06:13,758 I have one just like it. 119 00:06:14,425 --> 00:06:15,841 Actually, Bunny, 120 00:06:16,966 --> 00:06:19,758 most of the newer beds don't even need dust ruffles. 121 00:06:19,841 --> 00:06:23,883 My dear child, you cannot not have a dust ruffle. 122 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,258 It's unsightly. 123 00:06:28,841 --> 00:06:32,050 Oh, this is divine. Nice and firm. 124 00:06:33,591 --> 00:06:36,591 Hello, my darling girls. Sorry I'm late. 125 00:06:37,508 --> 00:06:39,133 I see you've started without me, Mother. 126 00:06:39,216 --> 00:06:42,966 Trey, you simply must get in and feel this, it's sublime. 127 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:45,925 Hello. 128 00:06:47,633 --> 00:06:50,550 Whoa. This is comfy, isn't it? 129 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:52,258 Charlotte, you really must try this. 130 00:06:52,341 --> 00:06:56,216 - I was thinking more along the lines… - Charlotte, for heaven's sake, get in. 131 00:07:02,175 --> 00:07:04,175 This is heaven. 132 00:07:09,716 --> 00:07:12,800 - I'm sorry, this is just way too… - Firm? 133 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:16,800 - All righty, then, something softer. - Something with a dust ruffle, Trey. 134 00:07:16,883 --> 00:07:19,133 Whatever you say, Mother. You know best. 135 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:40,925 You hear it too, huh, Fatty? 136 00:07:43,425 --> 00:07:44,591 I think I might have a ghost. 137 00:07:45,175 --> 00:07:46,841 I think I might have to hear that again. 138 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,883 There were weird noises last night, right above me. 139 00:07:50,258 --> 00:07:53,133 - The cat heard it, too. - Oh. Well, if the cat heard it… 140 00:07:53,633 --> 00:07:58,425 That's not a ghost. That's some weird upstairs neighbor's nocturnal… 141 00:07:59,091 --> 00:08:01,841 - what have you. - That's what I thought too at first. 142 00:08:01,925 --> 00:08:04,758 But this morning, the super let me in upstairs, 143 00:08:06,675 --> 00:08:08,175 and there's no one living there. 144 00:08:09,175 --> 00:08:10,800 The place is completely empty. 145 00:08:10,883 --> 00:08:13,758 And I know it sounds crazy, but last night I could feel it. 146 00:08:14,383 --> 00:08:15,675 Did the cat feel it, too? 147 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:17,883 The hairs on the back of my neck all stood up. 148 00:08:18,425 --> 00:08:22,425 My grandmother had a ghost. And finally she had to tell it to leave. 149 00:08:22,508 --> 00:08:24,466 That's exactly what you're supposed to do. 150 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:27,008 Confront the ghost, acknowledge its presence, 151 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:28,216 then release it. 152 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,841 - How do you happen to know that? - Everybody knows that. 153 00:08:30,925 --> 00:08:33,550 The thing that I don't understand is, why now? 154 00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:35,300 I've been living there for two years. 155 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:36,883 When I was living alone, 156 00:08:36,966 --> 00:08:38,716 I used to feel scared like that all the time. 157 00:08:39,216 --> 00:08:41,591 But now that I'm back with Trey, I feel so safe. 158 00:08:41,675 --> 00:08:44,591 What are you saying, Charlotte? I have a ghost because I'm single? 159 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:46,050 That's discrimination. 160 00:08:48,466 --> 00:08:52,466 New York is definitely haunted. Old lovers, ex-boyfriends. 161 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,466 Anyone you have unresolved issues with, 162 00:08:54,550 --> 00:08:56,758 you are bound to run into again and again 163 00:08:56,841 --> 00:08:58,383 until you resolve them. 164 00:08:58,466 --> 00:09:02,258 My relationship with Aidan was long dead, but with one invitation, 165 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:04,841 he was suddenly a presence in my life again. 166 00:09:04,925 --> 00:09:06,550 Or had he been there all along? 167 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:09,966 Like the chair he made that I could never bring myself to sell. 168 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:16,841 When a relationship dies, do we ever really give up the ghost? 169 00:09:16,925 --> 00:09:20,966 Or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past? 170 00:09:27,258 --> 00:09:30,258 Why did you not introduce me to that Sean? 171 00:09:32,175 --> 00:09:33,175 Uh… 172 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,258 He's nobody, just… 173 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:37,300 a guy I used to fuck. 174 00:09:38,966 --> 00:09:40,800 And the bartender man? 175 00:09:41,508 --> 00:09:44,258 He's nobody, just a guy I used to fuck. 176 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:47,508 And… 177 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:51,508 why have you not told this nobody 178 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,425 that you are with a somebody now? 179 00:09:55,508 --> 00:09:58,175 Oh, what am I supposed to say? 180 00:09:58,258 --> 00:10:02,508 "Hi, this is my lesbian lover, and P.S., I'm done with dick"? 181 00:10:03,216 --> 00:10:05,300 Who said anything about dick? 182 00:10:05,841 --> 00:10:08,550 I was talking about our relationship. 183 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:10,050 Of course you were. 184 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:15,966 Do you miss a dick? 185 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,258 Is that what this is all about? 186 00:10:20,175 --> 00:10:22,008 It's okay to tell me. 187 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:24,341 We should talk about this. 188 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,133 We're talking. 189 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:31,508 Okay. I'll talk. 190 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,758 How many men have you been with? 191 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:38,466 How many women have you been with? 192 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,550 Twelve. 193 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:45,383 Have you been with more than 12 men? 194 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:52,050 Why are we even talking about this? 195 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,550 Why are you so afraid to talk? 196 00:10:55,383 --> 00:10:57,091 Always pulling away. 197 00:10:57,175 --> 00:10:59,341 I'm not pulling away. 198 00:11:00,841 --> 00:11:02,758 I'm trying to get closer. 199 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:07,675 No. No, not like that. 200 00:11:08,216 --> 00:11:09,758 Not with sex. 201 00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:13,466 I cannot just turn it on and off. 202 00:11:13,925 --> 00:11:15,883 After all, I'm not a man. 203 00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:18,591 You know what? 204 00:11:19,966 --> 00:11:21,716 I think I'm clean now. 205 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,925 That night, Charlotte found herself haunted 206 00:11:27,008 --> 00:11:29,341 by dust ruffles, ducks and Bunny. 207 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,966 Your mother decorated this entire apartment, didn't she? 208 00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:35,383 Of course. Mother does all our houses. 209 00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:36,550 I should have known. 210 00:11:37,925 --> 00:11:40,633 Plaid and the mallards. 211 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:42,175 You don't like them? 212 00:11:42,258 --> 00:11:45,175 No, it's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness! 213 00:11:46,550 --> 00:11:51,758 Trey, if we're really serious about making a fresh start with our marriage, 214 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:53,383 and making this our home, 215 00:11:54,716 --> 00:11:56,633 it should reflect our taste, shouldn't it? 216 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,175 I have no taste, clearly. 217 00:12:01,258 --> 00:12:03,383 Well, then my taste, for us. 218 00:12:03,883 --> 00:12:06,675 Darling, Mother spent an awful lot of time and money on this place. 219 00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:08,591 I understand. 220 00:12:09,675 --> 00:12:11,091 But I am your wife. 221 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,841 So, maybe I should just have a chat with her. 222 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:16,466 No, let me talk to her, it might go easier. 223 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,550 Tomorrow, when she comes over for brunch 224 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:24,216 I will sit her down and say that this is simply not our/your taste. 225 00:12:25,841 --> 00:12:27,133 The animals have got to go. 226 00:12:30,425 --> 00:12:31,550 But the next morning… 227 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:34,466 Oh! Up and at 'em, George McFaddam. 228 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,383 It's daylight in the swamp. 229 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:38,466 …Trey was in no condition to talk to anyone. 230 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,008 Hello, Mother. 231 00:12:40,091 --> 00:12:44,050 Oh, darling, what's the matter? Are you ill? Here, let Mother… 232 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,508 Sore throat. 233 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,591 Charlotte, telephone my house 234 00:12:48,675 --> 00:12:53,175 and tell Geneva to bring over some broth and my overnight case. 235 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,800 I know you have a busy week at the gallery. 236 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:59,133 And I might as well stay in the guest room until Trey's recovered. 237 00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:02,800 Oh, Charlotte, what's this mallard doing here? 238 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,133 He lives in the study. 239 00:13:07,258 --> 00:13:08,258 Yes, Bunny. 240 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:12,508 Since I wasn't going to risk an awkward public confrontation 241 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:15,925 at Aidan's opening, I wanted to at least make a gesture. 242 00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:19,758 Some small way of saying, "Thank you for inviting me. 243 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,008 For being braver than I could have been. 244 00:13:22,091 --> 00:13:25,091 And for at least suggesting that we can be friends." 245 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,800 Hello? 246 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:39,300 There was no sign of him. But he was everywhere. 247 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:44,633 In the mahogany bar, the wood floors, the carved ceiling. 248 00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:48,841 The whole place looked and felt just like Aidan. 249 00:13:48,925 --> 00:13:51,050 - Hey. - Hey. 250 00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:52,258 What are you doing here? 251 00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:54,800 Oh. I was just in the neighborhood. 252 00:13:54,883 --> 00:13:57,800 I just couldn't resist a little sneak preview. 253 00:13:57,883 --> 00:14:00,175 - Hey, did Miranda come with you? - Oh, no, no, I just, um… 254 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:06,633 I'm not gonna be able to come to the opening, so, I just wanted to 255 00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:10,216 thank Aidan, you know, for inviting me, so… 256 00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:12,800 It's a mulberry bush. 257 00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:14,675 You know, 'cause the bar is on… 258 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:18,341 Mulberry Street. Wow. 259 00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:23,050 Carrie, that's really, really sweet. Um… Only, um… 260 00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:26,550 Aidan didn't exactly invite you, I did. 261 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:28,258 Oh, you did. 262 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,800 Yeah, 'cause I thought Miranda might feel more comfortable 263 00:14:31,883 --> 00:14:33,508 if she knew that you were gonna be here, so… 264 00:14:33,591 --> 00:14:36,508 So then Aidan didn't invite me? 265 00:14:37,466 --> 00:14:40,466 Well, no not exactly, but… 266 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:41,550 Hey, Steve! 267 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,466 Oh, hey, I got to go. 268 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,008 Carrie! 269 00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:50,675 That night, I wasn't the only one who was haunted. 270 00:14:58,675 --> 00:14:59,758 One phone call later… 271 00:14:59,841 --> 00:15:01,550 Does the ghost like Oreos? 272 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,841 At this point, I'm almost hoping there is a ghost. 273 00:15:03,925 --> 00:15:05,300 Otherwise, I'm insane. 274 00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:07,675 You say that like it's an either/or proposition. 275 00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:10,216 I know, I'm sorry for making you come over. 276 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,300 I just needed another person here, you know? 277 00:15:13,258 --> 00:15:15,383 'Cause the cat's an unreliable witness. 278 00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:16,368 Don't worry about it. 279 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,175 I checked the rarely invoked haunted-house clause 280 00:15:18,258 --> 00:15:20,800 of the best-friend contract, you're completely covered. 281 00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:23,800 Meanwhile, across the park. 282 00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:26,925 Charlotte, haunted by Bunny's decision to spend the night, 283 00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:28,133 couldn't sleep either. 284 00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:36,008 Bunny! What are you doing? 285 00:15:36,091 --> 00:15:39,050 I remembered I had some Vicks in my bag. 286 00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,008 It's the best thing for a cold. 287 00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:42,925 But I already gave him some NyQuil. 288 00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:47,341 NyQuil doesn't cure anything, Charlotte, except consciousness. 289 00:15:47,425 --> 00:15:48,675 Don't you think I should do that? 290 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:51,466 I've been doing it since he was a child. It's no bother. 291 00:15:51,925 --> 00:15:53,758 But I am his wife. 292 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:55,633 If anyone does it, it should be me. 293 00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:58,675 Not on his tummy, Charlotte. 294 00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,300 You're trying to break up the phlegm. 295 00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:03,675 Let me. You don't know what you're doing. 296 00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:05,633 And you're being very inappropriate. 297 00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:14,925 Bunny. 298 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:20,008 I'm sorry, but this just isn't going to work. 299 00:16:20,091 --> 00:16:23,591 Trey and I are back together, and this is our house. 300 00:16:24,175 --> 00:16:26,091 And we will redecorate it as we see fit. 301 00:16:26,883 --> 00:16:29,883 No more plaid, no more duck decoys. 302 00:16:30,841 --> 00:16:32,091 From now on, 303 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,175 there can only be one lady of the house. 304 00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:40,466 I've been in this house far longer than you, my dear. 305 00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:43,591 And unlike you, I never left. 306 00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:46,633 Believe me, the decoys may come and go, 307 00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:50,008 but I'm going to be here forever. 308 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,258 - Samantha? - Mmm? 309 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,008 Samantha, you home? 310 00:17:02,591 --> 00:17:04,841 Come on, baby, open up, it's me, Sean. 311 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,425 Sam. 312 00:17:11,591 --> 00:17:14,091 Sean, what are you doing here? 313 00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:16,091 It's three o'clock in the morning. 314 00:17:16,175 --> 00:17:17,591 Let's fuck. 315 00:17:18,425 --> 00:17:19,883 How did you even get in? 316 00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:21,716 Your security code's still the same. 317 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,425 So, how about it, can I come in? 318 00:17:23,508 --> 00:17:25,841 No, Sean, you can't be here right now. 319 00:17:25,925 --> 00:17:28,800 Come on, I got hard just walking up your stairs. 320 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,091 What, you got another guy in here or something? 321 00:17:33,175 --> 00:17:34,175 No. 322 00:17:35,425 --> 00:17:38,175 Not another guy, no. I'm Maria 323 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,508 - Hey. - Samantha's girlfriend. 324 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:44,508 Good for you. Wow, that's… 325 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,091 Hey, maybe I could come in 326 00:17:47,175 --> 00:17:49,591 and you two could make me a sandwich or something. 327 00:17:52,341 --> 00:17:55,091 I don't think tonight's gonna be good for us. 328 00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,633 Come on, I'm only in town for just a… 329 00:18:01,216 --> 00:18:02,341 I'm sorry. 330 00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:07,925 You get away from the door, motherfucker, before I call the cops! 331 00:18:09,091 --> 00:18:10,300 Okay, good night. 332 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,341 And with that, 333 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,466 Maria released Samantha's ghost and confronted Samantha. 334 00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:23,091 You let men come to your door like this in the middle of the night? 335 00:18:23,175 --> 00:18:24,883 Let it go, it's all in the past. 336 00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:28,008 No. It's not in the past. 337 00:18:28,091 --> 00:18:30,258 It's serving us drinks. 338 00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:32,175 It's on the answering machine. 339 00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,133 It's at your door in the middle of the night. 340 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:35,966 All right, this might come as a shock to you, 341 00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:38,258 but I used to have sex with men. 342 00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:41,508 This man was here for nothing but sex. 343 00:18:41,591 --> 00:18:43,008 Yes, which I used to enjoy 344 00:18:43,091 --> 00:18:45,508 and haven't had much of since I got into this relationship. 345 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,508 You call this a relationship? 346 00:18:47,591 --> 00:18:50,091 Well, it's tedious, and the sex is dwindling. 347 00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:51,925 So, from what I've heard, yes. 348 00:18:52,008 --> 00:18:55,091 If you have something to say to me… 349 00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,383 I have nothing to say to you. 350 00:18:57,466 --> 00:19:00,050 I am fresh out of things to say to you. 351 00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:02,300 All we ever do is talk, talk, talk. 352 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:05,050 The talking in our relationship has replaced the fucking 353 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:06,508 in our fucking relationship! 354 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,966 I don't want talk! 355 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:12,966 I want passion. I want fireworks! 356 00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,383 Do you want fireworks? 357 00:19:16,466 --> 00:19:18,758 I'll show you fireworks! 358 00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:24,633 That's fireworks. Pow! 359 00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:27,383 What are you doing? Stop it! 360 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,341 Ahhh! No. Stop! 361 00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,675 My plates! 362 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,883 These are not your plates! 363 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,425 You don't even cook! 364 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:43,758 - Want a little firework? Ping! - Ahhh! 365 00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:47,508 Another little one? Pa-ping! 366 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,216 Didn't even leave a card, 367 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,800 so now he's not gonna know what the plant's supposed to mean. 368 00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:56,383 It's like I plant-bombed him. 369 00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:59,008 So, how did the bar look? 370 00:19:59,091 --> 00:20:00,966 Like Aidan. It's amazing. 371 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:02,508 Well, good for Steve. 372 00:20:03,716 --> 00:20:05,091 That's convincing. 373 00:20:05,175 --> 00:20:07,591 I know. I'm trying to be happy for him. 374 00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:12,383 He's got his own bar, his own life, his own Jessica. 375 00:20:13,841 --> 00:20:16,591 And I'm still here, you know? 376 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,425 In the same apartment, doing the same job, 377 00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:20,633 living the same life. 378 00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:26,258 Yeah, but you have something that no one else has, you have a ghost. 379 00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:28,550 You have a ghost. You have two. 380 00:20:29,008 --> 00:20:30,925 Yeah, but at least Big's the friendly ghost. 381 00:20:32,050 --> 00:20:33,591 Aidan, on the other hand… 382 00:20:35,175 --> 00:20:38,466 I'm just afraid the way I treated him is gonna haunt me the rest of my life. 383 00:20:39,508 --> 00:20:41,175 There's nothing I can do about it. 384 00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:43,591 Sure there is. Come to the party. 385 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:44,883 Didn't invite me. 386 00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:46,341 Steve's a good guy. 387 00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:48,716 He wouldn't have invited you if it wasn't okay with Aidan. 388 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:55,133 Do you ever think that you might still have feelings for Steve? 389 00:20:55,716 --> 00:20:58,383 No. God, no. Why? 390 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,633 Do you? For Aidan? 391 00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,133 No. 392 00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:08,466 I don't know. I don't think so, no. 393 00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:14,383 I don't know. 394 00:21:21,925 --> 00:21:22,925 Thank you. 395 00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:28,341 I left Miranda's early, got some sleep, 396 00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:32,758 and in the light of day, it felt like all my ghosts had disappeared. 397 00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:35,425 And I saw the world exactly as it was. 398 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,591 A few days later, Trey felt better too. 399 00:21:52,675 --> 00:21:55,633 Mmm-hmm. 400 00:21:58,008 --> 00:21:59,008 So did Charlotte. 401 00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:01,383 Especially since Bunny had moved out of the guest room 402 00:22:01,466 --> 00:22:03,300 and back into her own apartment. 403 00:22:03,383 --> 00:22:04,716 Yoo-hoo! 404 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,591 Up and at 'em, George… 405 00:22:09,133 --> 00:22:10,258 I brought some… 406 00:22:13,050 --> 00:22:14,133 Oh, dear. 407 00:22:16,716 --> 00:22:17,716 Oh. 408 00:22:18,716 --> 00:22:21,550 I brought some muffins for breakfast. 409 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,716 Charlotte didn't know whether it was their making love 410 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,091 or their making love on a bed without a dust ruffle 411 00:22:28,175 --> 00:22:29,425 that had offended Bunny. 412 00:22:29,508 --> 00:22:31,966 But either way, their sexorcism 413 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:35,050 ensured Bunny never haunted their home again 414 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,258 unless expressly invited. 415 00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:42,675 While downtown, a dearly departed spirit suddenly reappeared. 416 00:22:44,258 --> 00:22:47,008 It's been two days, I was worried. 417 00:22:47,675 --> 00:22:49,341 And you didn't even call. 418 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,050 Neither did you. 419 00:22:57,675 --> 00:22:58,966 I brought you a gift. 420 00:23:02,383 --> 00:23:03,383 Better be dishes. 421 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:05,800 Open it. 422 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,091 Maria made one last-ditch effort 423 00:23:08,175 --> 00:23:10,341 to give Samantha what she thought she needed. 424 00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:13,216 You bought me a strap-on? 425 00:23:15,383 --> 00:23:17,008 Samantha was touched. 426 00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,341 And since she couldn't bring herself to admit 427 00:23:19,425 --> 00:23:21,925 she wasn't capable of being in a relationship, 428 00:23:22,008 --> 00:23:23,341 she simply said… 429 00:23:23,425 --> 00:23:25,925 Well, I guess we could give it a try. 430 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,383 That night, despite all my fears and reservations, 431 00:23:30,466 --> 00:23:34,758 I let Miranda and Samantha talk me into going to the opening of Scout. 432 00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:36,341 Wow! 433 00:23:36,425 --> 00:23:39,050 Who are all these attractive people? 434 00:23:39,841 --> 00:23:40,841 Hello. 435 00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:43,300 Who cares? We're looking for Aidan, ladies. Eyes akimbo. 436 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,341 Yeah, that's it, stealth. 437 00:23:50,675 --> 00:23:53,841 Hey, what you doing there, sister? Getting your groove on, doing the robot? 438 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,300 I threw my back out. 439 00:23:56,383 --> 00:23:58,091 - Oh. Oh. - How? 440 00:23:58,883 --> 00:24:00,508 Fucking Maria with a strap-on. 441 00:24:00,591 --> 00:24:02,591 She fucked me, I fucked her. 442 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:05,883 With all the fucking and talking, I had no idea men had to work so hard. 443 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:09,716 How does a strap-on work, exactly? Is it belted or… 444 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,008 Could we not have the strap-on conversation right now? 445 00:24:13,091 --> 00:24:14,841 - This night is hard enough as it is. - Sorry. 446 00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:15,925 All right. 447 00:24:16,966 --> 00:24:19,216 - How does it work? - Hey. What did I just say? 448 00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:21,966 It doesn't. Maria and I broke up. 449 00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:24,133 Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. 450 00:24:24,216 --> 00:24:27,800 Was it the strap-on that broke the relationship's back or just yours? 451 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,883 Maria thinks I have intimacy issues. 452 00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:31,925 - Oh, she's crazy. - Oh, come on. 453 00:24:32,008 --> 00:24:34,633 I tried, I really did, but I'm not a relationship person. 454 00:24:34,716 --> 00:24:35,883 I told her from the start, didn't I? 455 00:24:35,966 --> 00:24:37,883 - Absolutely. No question. - You most certainly did. 456 00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:40,466 I did. And then she has to go and fall in love with me. 457 00:24:40,591 --> 00:24:42,008 I mean, what the fuck! 458 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:43,925 I need a drink. 459 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:48,050 Would it be bad to have a martini with my muscle relaxant? 460 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,258 Or bad in a good way? 461 00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:53,008 I don't know. Are you operating heavy machinery this evening? 462 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:54,591 Never again. 463 00:24:54,675 --> 00:24:56,466 Where's the bar in this bar? 464 00:24:56,550 --> 00:25:00,091 Miranda was right. When you see a ghost, you just know it. 465 00:25:00,175 --> 00:25:01,591 You can feel it. 466 00:25:01,675 --> 00:25:03,841 The hairs on the back of your neck stand up. 467 00:25:04,258 --> 00:25:06,008 And turn this planet back to one 468 00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:10,758 So tell me why we got to die 469 00:25:10,841 --> 00:25:12,966 And kill each other one by one? 470 00:25:14,675 --> 00:25:17,925 We've got to hug and rub-a-dub… 471 00:25:19,675 --> 00:25:20,800 That was it? 472 00:25:21,675 --> 00:25:22,758 That's all I get? 473 00:25:24,133 --> 00:25:25,883 I don't even know what that was. 474 00:25:25,966 --> 00:25:28,341 I don't even know who that was. Was that Aidan? 475 00:25:28,425 --> 00:25:31,216 Does he look better, or have I just been with a woman for too long? 476 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:32,883 All right, that's enough. I'm going home. 477 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,258 I don't even know why I came. 478 00:25:34,341 --> 00:25:38,008 Because I begged you to. Come on, let me buy you ladies a free drink, huh? 479 00:25:38,091 --> 00:25:39,508 - Okay. - I don't know. 480 00:25:39,591 --> 00:25:40,716 I'll meet you at the bar. 481 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,216 - Yeah. - Okay. 482 00:25:43,925 --> 00:25:46,550 You came! I'm so glad. 483 00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:48,008 So? 484 00:25:48,758 --> 00:25:50,841 - What do you think? - I think… 485 00:25:52,633 --> 00:25:55,883 - I think you did good. - Really? You mean it? 486 00:25:55,966 --> 00:25:56,966 Mmm-hmm. 487 00:25:57,008 --> 00:25:59,341 'Cause I never would've done this if it wasn't for you. 488 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:01,550 What are you talking about? I didn't do anything. 489 00:26:01,633 --> 00:26:05,258 Are you kidding me? This whole thing was your idea. 490 00:26:05,341 --> 00:26:07,425 You always told me I should start my own bar. 491 00:26:07,508 --> 00:26:10,550 I never forgot that. I just never thought… 492 00:26:11,466 --> 00:26:12,925 that I could, so… 493 00:26:13,883 --> 00:26:14,883 thanks. 494 00:26:17,466 --> 00:26:18,466 You did good. 495 00:26:20,175 --> 00:26:23,591 And just like that, Miranda gave up the ghost. 496 00:26:23,675 --> 00:26:25,508 Come on, let's get you drunk. 497 00:26:28,508 --> 00:26:31,633 An hour later, since my ghost hadn't reappeared, 498 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:35,091 I decided to sneak out the side door for some cake and a smoke. 499 00:26:39,758 --> 00:26:42,133 You're not seriously smoking that, are you? 500 00:26:44,091 --> 00:26:46,633 - Is that all you could carry, Carrie? - Shit. 501 00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:50,383 Now I can't eat my cake. 502 00:26:54,841 --> 00:26:56,925 Sure you can. Here. 503 00:26:57,008 --> 00:26:59,258 Now you got your fingers all in it. 504 00:27:01,175 --> 00:27:02,591 Aw! That's my cake. 505 00:27:04,633 --> 00:27:05,800 So now you want the cake? 506 00:27:06,300 --> 00:27:07,925 I never not wanted it. 507 00:27:09,841 --> 00:27:11,300 Okay, lady, you take the cake. 508 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,300 Mmm. 509 00:27:26,883 --> 00:27:28,133 You cut your hair. 510 00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:33,591 You have frosting on your lip. 511 00:27:39,966 --> 00:27:41,591 - Hey, partner. - Hey. 512 00:27:43,383 --> 00:27:44,841 It's time for our toast. 513 00:27:52,425 --> 00:27:54,091 I thought you were the silent partner. 514 00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:58,675 Glad you came. 515 00:28:13,383 --> 00:28:14,508 Good to see you, Carrie. 516 00:28:16,466 --> 00:28:17,716 Good to see you too. 517 00:28:23,175 --> 00:28:24,800 I had confronted my ghost. 518 00:28:24,883 --> 00:28:27,216 I had accepted and released him, 519 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,425 but now I was more haunted than ever. 520 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:33,966 Because what I felt out there was no ghost, it was real.