1 00:00:46,496 --> 00:00:48,288 Once Aidan and I were back together, 2 00:00:48,371 --> 00:00:51,371 it seemed like nothing had ever happened to break us apart. 3 00:00:53,163 --> 00:00:54,830 Hi, it's me, go ahead. 4 00:00:54,913 --> 00:00:57,955 Hey, kid. What's shaking? I'm back in town. 5 00:00:58,038 --> 00:00:59,746 Call me, baby. 6 00:01:04,788 --> 00:01:06,038 I'm… 7 00:01:06,871 --> 00:01:08,246 - No, no. It's… - No, no, no. 8 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:10,371 - It's… - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 9 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,080 It's… 10 00:01:12,788 --> 00:01:13,788 Yeah. 11 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:27,830 A little machine with a big message. 12 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:30,705 - Okay, something happened. - Something bad? 13 00:01:30,788 --> 00:01:33,413 Big called while Aidan and I were making love. 14 00:01:33,996 --> 00:01:35,663 - Something bad. - Ah. 15 00:01:35,746 --> 00:01:38,371 - The machine picked up. - What did you do? 16 00:01:38,455 --> 00:01:39,455 Nothing. 17 00:01:39,955 --> 00:01:41,330 We just kept making love. 18 00:01:41,413 --> 00:01:42,830 He could keep going after that? 19 00:01:43,663 --> 00:01:46,371 - Honey, he's a keeper. - Never mind him, how'd you do? 20 00:01:46,455 --> 00:01:48,205 - Fine, I finished. - You did? 21 00:01:48,288 --> 00:01:49,413 I had to. 22 00:01:49,496 --> 00:01:51,913 And I haven't worked that hard at anything since my SATs. 23 00:01:51,996 --> 00:01:54,455 This is awful. Did you talk about it? 24 00:01:54,538 --> 00:01:56,788 No, we just went to sleep. 25 00:01:57,455 --> 00:02:01,205 And when I woke up, Aidan was on the other side of the bed. 26 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,705 Usually he sleeps right next to me, you know, like, right here. 27 00:02:04,788 --> 00:02:08,038 And I just… I get in his little nook. 28 00:02:08,121 --> 00:02:10,038 Maybe he's just sleeping differently. 29 00:02:10,121 --> 00:02:13,121 Maybe, or maybe he'll never forget what happened 30 00:02:13,205 --> 00:02:14,746 and every time the phone rings, 31 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,580 he'll think that it's Big calling to start affair number two. 32 00:02:17,663 --> 00:02:19,455 - Mmm. - That's a big maybe. 33 00:02:19,538 --> 00:02:22,663 I was just hoping that we could just start fresh. 34 00:02:23,288 --> 00:02:25,246 Now I think we're gonna have to talk about it. 35 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:28,246 What are you gonna do, sit Aidan down and explain about Big? 36 00:02:29,121 --> 00:02:31,413 Unless Hallmark makes a "Sorry I Cheated" card. 37 00:02:31,496 --> 00:02:33,913 No one wants to hear about their lover's past lovers. 38 00:02:33,996 --> 00:02:36,330 What happened was in the past, leave it there. 39 00:02:36,413 --> 00:02:39,580 It's on my answering machine. I have to talk about it. 40 00:02:40,121 --> 00:02:42,080 Here you go. This is yours. 41 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:43,830 - Thank you. - Excuse me. 42 00:02:44,538 --> 00:02:47,663 - Can I change the subject? - I'll pay you a million dollars. 43 00:02:50,205 --> 00:02:51,913 I'm thinking about quitting my job. 44 00:02:51,996 --> 00:02:53,746 Did you get an offer from a better gallery? 45 00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:56,955 No, I mean, stopping working altogether. 46 00:03:01,038 --> 00:03:02,038 Really? 47 00:03:02,871 --> 00:03:03,773 Yeah. 48 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:08,330 I've been driving myself crazy lately just trying to get everything done. 49 00:03:08,413 --> 00:03:10,663 - And Trey suggested that… - Trey suggested? 50 00:03:10,746 --> 00:03:14,621 Well, he mentioned that maybe I might quit. 51 00:03:15,538 --> 00:03:18,580 And I mean, really, I have just been driving myself crazy. 52 00:03:18,663 --> 00:03:20,621 And for what? The gallery? 53 00:03:21,121 --> 00:03:23,121 What has the gallery ever done for me? 54 00:03:23,205 --> 00:03:25,746 - But you love your job. - I know. 55 00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:28,996 But there's so much more I could do with my life. 56 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,065 Like what? 57 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,038 Well, soon I'll be pregnant, and that'll be huge. 58 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,663 Plus, I'm redecorating the apartment. 59 00:03:35,746 --> 00:03:38,705 And I always wanted to take one of those Indian cooking classes. 60 00:03:38,788 --> 00:03:42,871 And sometimes I'll walk by one of those Color Me Mine pottery places 61 00:03:42,955 --> 00:03:46,663 and I'll see a woman having just a lovely afternoon glazing a bowl. 62 00:03:47,205 --> 00:03:48,496 That'd be a nice change. 63 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,955 And I wanted to volunteer at Trey's hospital. 64 00:03:52,496 --> 00:03:55,121 And help raise money for the new Pediatric AIDS wing. 65 00:03:55,663 --> 00:03:58,830 Well, the cooking and the AIDS stuff is great, 66 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,913 but Color Me Mine, sweetie, 67 00:04:01,663 --> 00:04:03,705 if I was walking by and I saw you in there, 68 00:04:04,246 --> 00:04:05,496 I'd just keep on walking. 69 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,330 Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. 70 00:04:10,996 --> 00:04:13,246 You sure you're not just having a bad work week? 71 00:04:14,496 --> 00:04:15,496 No, that's not it. 72 00:04:16,246 --> 00:04:18,538 I'm quitting, that's what I wanna do, yep. 73 00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:20,440 I'm quitting. 74 00:04:20,455 --> 00:04:23,705 Well, be damn sure before you get off the Ferris wheel 75 00:04:23,788 --> 00:04:28,205 because the women waiting to get on are 22, perky and ruthless. 76 00:04:29,788 --> 00:04:32,413 You seem to have a lot of opinions today. 77 00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:36,580 I'm telling you, just forget it ever happened. 78 00:04:41,288 --> 00:04:45,205 Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships 79 00:04:45,288 --> 00:04:46,955 and partial lobotomies. 80 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:49,955 Two seemingly different ideas that might be perfect together, 81 00:04:50,038 --> 00:04:51,496 like chocolate and peanut butter. 82 00:04:52,288 --> 00:04:54,330 Think how much easier it would all be 83 00:04:54,413 --> 00:04:56,955 if there was some swift surgical procedure 84 00:04:57,038 --> 00:05:00,121 to whisk away all the ugly memories and mistakes 85 00:05:00,205 --> 00:05:03,330 and leave only the fun trips and special holidays. 86 00:05:04,246 --> 00:05:06,746 But until that day arrives, what to do? 87 00:05:07,371 --> 00:05:09,830 Rely on the same old needlepoint philosophy 88 00:05:09,913 --> 00:05:11,288 of "forgive and forget"? 89 00:05:11,913 --> 00:05:14,913 And even if a couple can manage the forgiveness, 90 00:05:14,996 --> 00:05:17,705 has any ever really conquered the "forgetness"? 91 00:05:18,496 --> 00:05:21,496 Can you ever really forgive if you can't forget? 92 00:05:25,038 --> 00:05:28,455 To Samantha Jones, some things were unforgivable. 93 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,121 - And taking someone else's cab… - Hey! 94 00:05:32,205 --> 00:05:34,121 …was right at the top of her list. 95 00:05:34,205 --> 00:05:36,288 - I was here first! - Sorry! 96 00:05:47,538 --> 00:05:49,621 I don't think so. Get out. 97 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:51,621 I'm not getting out. 98 00:05:52,663 --> 00:05:54,871 West 12th and 9th Avenue, please. 99 00:05:55,538 --> 00:05:56,996 I hope you enjoy the ride. 100 00:05:58,621 --> 00:05:59,621 He did. 101 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:09,163 And in a far less friendly bed uptown, 102 00:06:09,246 --> 00:06:11,246 I was even farther from the nook. 103 00:06:15,871 --> 00:06:18,496 Yet, I still wasn't sure, maybe I was overreacting. 104 00:06:22,163 --> 00:06:24,788 8:10? I gotta get to the gym. 105 00:06:24,871 --> 00:06:26,830 You don't have to go to the gym right now. 106 00:06:27,371 --> 00:06:30,746 - Do you want me to get all soft again? - I liked you all soft. 107 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:32,163 Mmm. I didn't. 108 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:35,330 Hey. 109 00:06:36,246 --> 00:06:39,038 Give me a good-morning kiss. Hmm? 110 00:06:39,121 --> 00:06:40,955 You might wanna brush your teeth first. 111 00:06:44,663 --> 00:06:47,496 Well, that settled it. He wasn't forgiving or forgetting. 112 00:06:48,955 --> 00:06:51,496 And speaking of not forgetting… 113 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:55,830 Hello. 114 00:06:55,913 --> 00:06:58,830 You were so judgmental at the coffee shop yesterday. 115 00:06:59,621 --> 00:07:02,205 - Excuse me? - You think I'm one of those women. 116 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,205 What? One of what women? 117 00:07:04,288 --> 00:07:07,205 One of those women we hate, who just works until she gets married. 118 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:10,205 Charlotte, it's 8:15. 119 00:07:10,288 --> 00:07:11,830 That's not a response. 120 00:07:11,913 --> 00:07:14,330 It's an 8:15-in-the-morning response. 121 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,246 The women's movement is supposed to be about choice. 122 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:22,621 And if I choose to quit my job, that is my choice. 123 00:07:22,705 --> 00:07:26,288 "The women's movement"? Jesus Christ, I haven't even had coffee yet. 124 00:07:26,371 --> 00:07:28,580 It's my life and my choice. 125 00:07:28,663 --> 00:07:33,371 Okay, Charlotte, this isn't about me. This is your stuff. 126 00:07:33,455 --> 00:07:35,871 Admit it. You're being very judgmental. 127 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,413 I'm dripping all over my bathroom and you're calling me judgmental. 128 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:41,621 And if you have a problem with quitting your job, 129 00:07:41,705 --> 00:07:44,205 maybe you should take it up with your husband. 130 00:07:44,288 --> 00:07:46,871 See, there it is, "your husband." 131 00:07:46,955 --> 00:07:49,371 There's nothing wrong with having a husband. 132 00:07:49,455 --> 00:07:50,913 Charlotte, I'm hanging up. 133 00:07:50,996 --> 00:07:55,246 Don't you dare hang up And stop saying "Charlotte" like that. 134 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:58,746 I am quitting my job to make my life better 135 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:02,913 and do something worthwhile, like have a baby and cure AIDS. 136 00:08:02,996 --> 00:08:07,288 Oh, you're gonna cure AIDS? Good for you, Charlotte. 137 00:08:07,371 --> 00:08:09,871 Just don't be too disappointed if all you wind up with 138 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:12,788 is a pretty ceramic mug with Trey's name on it. 139 00:08:12,871 --> 00:08:14,788 - Take that back! - I'm hanging up. 140 00:08:14,871 --> 00:08:17,788 Don't you dare hang up! I'm interviewing girls to replace me 141 00:08:17,871 --> 00:08:20,121 and I really need you to get behind my choice. 142 00:08:20,205 --> 00:08:21,996 You get behind your choice. 143 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:25,246 I am behind my choice. I choose my choice. 144 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:28,330 Charlotte, I don't have time for this. I have to go to work. 145 00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:32,455 - Some of us still have to go to work. - I choose my choice! I choose my choice. 146 00:08:36,871 --> 00:08:37,871 Ow! 147 00:08:38,746 --> 00:08:40,705 Fuck! Ow! 148 00:08:41,205 --> 00:08:42,205 Jesus! 149 00:08:42,538 --> 00:08:44,580 When in a hostile situation, 150 00:08:44,663 --> 00:08:48,288 some women, like Charlotte, confront it head-on, 151 00:08:48,371 --> 00:08:49,413 while others… 152 00:08:53,246 --> 00:08:54,246 Fresh juice? 153 00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:58,080 - Where'd you get that? - I ran down to the Korean. 154 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,371 - Dressed like that? - Mmm-hmm. 155 00:09:01,455 --> 00:09:03,080 It caused quite the stir. 156 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:07,955 Hey, will you help me patch up, buddy? 157 00:09:08,788 --> 00:09:11,913 I got a big tense meeting with my editor in about an hour. 158 00:09:12,830 --> 00:09:14,455 It's feeling like a two-patch day. 159 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:20,538 Notice how much better I'm doing this time? 160 00:09:21,455 --> 00:09:22,455 No cheating. 161 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:26,246 I think I finally kicked that bad habit. 162 00:09:27,663 --> 00:09:30,371 Now I'm practically perfect, don't you think? 163 00:09:31,163 --> 00:09:32,330 Ow… Ow. 164 00:09:34,205 --> 00:09:35,538 Well, that kind of hurt. 165 00:09:36,288 --> 00:09:37,496 What was that? 166 00:09:37,871 --> 00:09:40,246 I was just making sure it was on good and tight. 167 00:09:43,121 --> 00:09:44,121 Well… 168 00:09:50,663 --> 00:09:53,580 - Are you mad at me or something? - Why would I be mad at you? 169 00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:56,413 Excuse me. 170 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,163 About the other night. 171 00:10:03,955 --> 00:10:05,621 What the fuck? 172 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:08,621 This goddamn milk is bad. 173 00:10:08,705 --> 00:10:11,413 You just fucking let it sit in there? 174 00:10:16,955 --> 00:10:21,205 Look, it's not you. I'm just a little pissed off because of work. 175 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,746 I gotta strip these pieces all weekend, the chemicals are toxic. 176 00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:26,538 - I can't get anybody to watch Pete. - I'll watch Pete. 177 00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:29,871 Come on, dog walking is not your favorite thing to do, Carrie. 178 00:10:30,913 --> 00:10:31,913 Hey. 179 00:10:35,996 --> 00:10:37,496 You love Pete, I love Pete. 180 00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:40,496 That's just the kind of girlfriend I am. 181 00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:50,121 How about I take my tall drink of water out to dinner tonight? 182 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,621 Someplace super-nice, where the milk is fresh. 183 00:10:54,705 --> 00:10:57,580 I was gonna hook up with some buddies over at Steve's bar. 184 00:10:58,121 --> 00:11:01,663 Well, is it a night with the guys, or can girlfriends crash? 185 00:11:01,746 --> 00:11:03,830 You can come, don't come… 186 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,288 Whatever. Do what you like. 187 00:11:07,288 --> 00:11:09,080 No, you go have fun with the guys. 188 00:11:13,955 --> 00:11:16,830 - Hello? - My neck is out. 189 00:11:17,288 --> 00:11:20,038 Charlotte called and I was drying my hair. 190 00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:22,913 My whole body is fucked up because of the marathon. 191 00:11:22,996 --> 00:11:25,080 I'm sorry. Can I do something? 192 00:11:25,163 --> 00:11:28,455 I don't know. It hurts to even hold the phone. 193 00:11:29,038 --> 00:11:30,455 Come over. 194 00:11:30,538 --> 00:11:32,330 - Okay, I have a… - Thanks. 195 00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:36,246 Fuck! 196 00:11:36,955 --> 00:11:38,205 Shit. 197 00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:41,955 Miranda's neck is out. She can't move, and I'm just… 198 00:11:42,038 --> 00:11:45,621 I'm worried that it's too late for me to cancel my meeting. 199 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,580 I'll go check on Miranda for you. 200 00:11:49,205 --> 00:11:50,830 - You would? - Sure. 201 00:11:51,288 --> 00:11:52,330 Thank you. 202 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:57,580 You are a great, great boyfriend. You know that? 203 00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:02,288 I mean it, you're the best. 204 00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:08,246 Where's her keys? 205 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:10,746 Twenty minutes later, 206 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,663 Miranda's neck had gone from bad to worse. 207 00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:18,746 Carrie? 208 00:12:20,663 --> 00:12:21,663 Carrie? 209 00:12:22,163 --> 00:12:23,955 No, it's Aidan. Carrie sent me. 210 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,455 No. Ah! 211 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,830 Uh, no, don't come in. I'm naked. 212 00:12:29,913 --> 00:12:31,413 - What? - I… 213 00:12:31,496 --> 00:12:32,496 Oh, Jesus. 214 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:38,955 Uh, my neck pulled again and this is the only way I felt comfortable. 215 00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:40,163 I'll get up. 216 00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,330 Ow! 217 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,955 - Okay, don't get up. I'm coming in. - No! Don't come in. I'm fine. 218 00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:48,705 Ow! 219 00:12:50,455 --> 00:12:52,996 - I can't get up. - Okay, I'm coming in. 220 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,080 Oh, God. 221 00:12:56,746 --> 00:12:58,080 I am mortified. 222 00:12:58,163 --> 00:13:00,371 Just relax, darling, I'm looking the other way. 223 00:13:02,538 --> 00:13:03,955 I'm gonna lift you up. 224 00:13:04,038 --> 00:13:05,580 No, you'll see everything. 225 00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:07,913 Nothing I haven't seen before. Okay. 226 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,246 Hey, nice smell. That's the April Fresh stuff, right? 227 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,121 - Yeah. - Okay. 228 00:13:13,663 --> 00:13:15,913 All right. You ready to be lifted? 229 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,788 - Okay. - Okay, here we go. 230 00:13:22,163 --> 00:13:23,163 All right, put your… 231 00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:25,830 There you go. All right. 232 00:13:27,163 --> 00:13:30,746 Let's get you up now. On three. One, two, three. 233 00:13:32,663 --> 00:13:34,955 - Okay. How you doing? - I'm fine. 234 00:13:35,288 --> 00:13:36,288 All right. 235 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,580 All right. Snug as a bug in a rug. 236 00:13:42,496 --> 00:13:43,913 Samantha was right. 237 00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:48,746 It seemed every aspiring gallerina in New York wanted Charlotte's job. 238 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,080 She was determined to find the perfect replacement. 239 00:13:53,163 --> 00:13:57,205 Someone bright, someone smart, someone like Charlotte. 240 00:14:00,871 --> 00:14:05,038 "BA in Art History, minor in Finance." Same as me. 241 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,663 "Career objectives: To own my own gallery." 242 00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:10,621 Oh, my God, that is amazing. 243 00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:13,746 I think I had the same objective on my first résumé. 244 00:14:14,205 --> 00:14:15,288 Did you ever own one? 245 00:14:15,705 --> 00:14:17,163 No. Uh… 246 00:14:18,413 --> 00:14:22,288 I found I loved it here so much that it felt like my gallery. 247 00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,288 You've done an amazing job. 248 00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:26,371 It's my favorite space. 249 00:14:29,746 --> 00:14:32,996 I probably shouldn't tell you this with a line of people out there, 250 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:35,788 - but you're hired. - I am? 251 00:14:37,205 --> 00:14:39,871 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. - Okay. Shh! 252 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,455 - So do you have any questions? - Just one. 253 00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:47,288 Why are you leaving this fantastic job? 254 00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:51,621 Well, I'm married, and we're planning on a baby. 255 00:14:54,955 --> 00:14:55,955 Also, 256 00:14:56,788 --> 00:15:00,038 I'm on the board of the Lenox Hill Pediatric AIDS Foundation. 257 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,246 Charlotte heard herself lie. 258 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:06,913 She just couldn't bring herself to tell the girl 259 00:15:06,996 --> 00:15:09,455 that her new résumé objective would read: 260 00:15:09,538 --> 00:15:12,830 "Wife, mother, and part-time bowl glazer." 261 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,705 That night, I decided to interrupt guys' night 262 00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:21,371 to give Aidan a quick thank-you-for-helping-Miranda kiss. 263 00:15:29,788 --> 00:15:30,788 You're my hero. 264 00:15:32,371 --> 00:15:33,621 What's new, pussycat? 265 00:15:33,996 --> 00:15:36,496 Not only are you great to me, 266 00:15:37,163 --> 00:15:39,455 but you're great to my friends as well. 267 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,080 Who's a better boyfriend than you? 268 00:15:46,455 --> 00:15:48,538 I'm back. Where were we? 269 00:15:49,246 --> 00:15:50,580 I was up to three peanuts. 270 00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:52,746 Oh, you think you're such hot stuff, huh? 271 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,913 - Oh, yeah. - Uh, peanuts? 272 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:58,830 Yeah, Shayna here is teaching me how to play jacks with the peanuts, 273 00:15:58,913 --> 00:16:00,246 and I'm at three-sies. 274 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,788 Hi, I'm Carrie. 275 00:16:05,371 --> 00:16:07,413 Oh, Carrie. 276 00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:10,788 - Hi. - I'm sorry. That's, uh… That's Shayna. 277 00:16:11,205 --> 00:16:13,330 - Hi. - Can I get you a drink, or… 278 00:16:13,413 --> 00:16:15,580 No. No, thanks, I'm not staying. 279 00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:17,830 I don't wanna interrupt the night with the guys. 280 00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:21,788 So, where are the guys? 281 00:16:21,871 --> 00:16:24,746 Ah, man, the guys blew me off at the last minute. 282 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:26,455 So I came down here to hang out with my buddy Steve. 283 00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:28,871 Oh. 284 00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:30,913 And Steve… 285 00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:32,746 I'm sorry. 286 00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:35,205 Where's Steve? 287 00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:38,871 It's kind of slow so Steve went to get a burrito. 288 00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,830 Shayna and I are looking out for the joint. 289 00:16:40,913 --> 00:16:43,371 - All right, I'm up. - Yeah? 290 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,330 - Two-sies. - Two-sies! 291 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,413 Look out. 292 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,371 - That was good. - That was very good. 293 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,538 So, Miranda says that you were amazing. 294 00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:59,163 He helped my girlfriend today. He took her to the chiropractor. 295 00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:02,788 - We got us a nice guy, here. - Oh, shucks, ma'am. 296 00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:05,205 So, how was Miranda? 297 00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:09,288 Uh, no work or running for a week 298 00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:11,788 and she has to wear one of those foam collars. 299 00:17:12,246 --> 00:17:14,663 - What do you call four? - Um, four-sies. 300 00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:17,163 Four-sies. Yee-haw! 301 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,080 - Okay. - Okay, well, I'm gonna go. 302 00:17:21,496 --> 00:17:23,080 - What? Yeah? - Yeah. 303 00:17:24,371 --> 00:17:27,038 - Can you excuse us for a second? - Sure. 304 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,080 What is going on? 305 00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:33,538 - What's up? - You tell me. 306 00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:37,705 Okay. 307 00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:40,163 You do your thing. 308 00:17:41,205 --> 00:17:44,871 Listen, I don't have to work tomorrow, so come on over if you want. 309 00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:46,496 I'll come over. 310 00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:49,205 Good luck with four-sies. 311 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:53,996 - It was nice to meet you, Shayna. - Oh, yeah. 312 00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:56,788 I'll see you later. 313 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,705 - Let's go. - Okay. 314 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,788 All right. 315 00:18:02,746 --> 00:18:04,746 Watch and learn, young buck. 316 00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:15,288 But Aidan never showed up. 317 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:22,455 And at about 3:00 a.m., it became very clear 318 00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:25,246 that I was being punished for my big mistake. 319 00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:48,413 That cowl-neck look is on the way out. You heard it here first. 320 00:18:49,538 --> 00:18:50,705 Ow. 321 00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:52,913 How are you, sweetie? 322 00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:55,663 I had to sleep sitting up like the Elephant Man. 323 00:18:56,455 --> 00:18:58,205 I brought you bagels to cheer you up. 324 00:18:58,288 --> 00:19:00,580 Wow, that's so nice of you. 325 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,330 Aidan never came over last night. 326 00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:11,246 He said he would, but he didn't. And I called him this morning. 327 00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:17,455 He said that he thought that "come over" meant today, not last night. 328 00:19:17,538 --> 00:19:19,330 You know what? This is bullshit. 329 00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:21,538 - Yeah, that's what I think. - No, you. 330 00:19:21,996 --> 00:19:23,621 You are bullshit. 331 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,205 You and your bullshit cheer-me-up bagels. 332 00:19:26,288 --> 00:19:28,371 They're just a decoy so you could talk about Aidan. 333 00:19:28,455 --> 00:19:30,746 Look. You didn't even bring cream cheese. 334 00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,121 I got the good bagels. 335 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:37,413 It's bad enough you send your boyfriend to help me when I call you, 336 00:19:37,496 --> 00:19:39,955 but now, the bullshit bagels. 337 00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:41,746 So what are you saying, you don't want one? 338 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,705 If you fell, or something, 339 00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:46,080 I would never send my boyfriend to help you. 340 00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:48,705 And, yes, I know, I don't have a boyfriend. 341 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,621 What's the problem? 342 00:19:50,705 --> 00:19:53,330 Aidan's better in a crisis than I am. 343 00:19:53,788 --> 00:19:55,996 I can't even remember your cream cheese. 344 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,288 He saw me naked. 345 00:19:57,913 --> 00:20:02,205 Your boyfriend saw me naked on the floor, lying on a bathmat. 346 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,288 Did he tell you that? 347 00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:06,371 - No, he's a gentleman. - Well, he did! 348 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,913 All right, I get it, I'm sorry. 349 00:20:11,371 --> 00:20:14,871 I will never send a boyfriend to do my job again. 350 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,080 Okay. 351 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:19,955 You want it toasted? 352 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,330 Okay. 353 00:20:25,705 --> 00:20:28,746 If I still even have a boyfriend, 354 00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:33,746 I think he's having an affair with a waitress at Scout. 355 00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:37,705 Just because you cheated on him does not mean he would cheat on you. 356 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:39,621 - I'm gonna burn your bagel. - Don't. 357 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:41,746 Well, if he hasn't, it's just a matter of time. 358 00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:45,830 He's not having an affair. Aidan isn't like that. He's a good guy. 359 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:49,038 Yeah, he's the good guy and I'm the bad guy. 360 00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:51,246 And the bad guy just has to take it, right? 361 00:20:51,746 --> 00:20:52,746 I mean… 362 00:20:53,913 --> 00:20:55,871 You should've seen the way he was acting in front of me. 363 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,955 He's torturing me because of what I did to him, and… 364 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:01,038 And I deserve it. 365 00:21:02,246 --> 00:21:03,496 I deserve it, right? 366 00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:05,705 I'd shrug, but it hurts. 367 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,080 Got any jelly? 368 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,205 I wish I knew the name of that cabdriver. 369 00:21:13,288 --> 00:21:15,038 I'd send him a bottle of wine or something. 370 00:21:16,288 --> 00:21:17,496 That was really great. 371 00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:21,163 You're a wild man. 372 00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,913 Yeah. Hey, um, speaking of wild, 373 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,996 it's getting a little too wild down there. 374 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,371 Might be time for a wax. 375 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,246 See you soon. 376 00:21:34,413 --> 00:21:36,955 It's my week between waxes. I have three errant hairs, 377 00:21:37,038 --> 00:21:39,330 and this asshole thinks I'm George of the Jungle. 378 00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:40,538 That's horrifying. 379 00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:41,788 And you should see the bush on him. 380 00:21:41,871 --> 00:21:43,913 I need a weedwhacker just to find his dick. 381 00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:48,621 Could you please keep it down? We're on the Upper East Side. 382 00:21:48,705 --> 00:21:51,788 Men. We have to run to Helga the hot-waxer every other week, 383 00:21:51,871 --> 00:21:52,773 but them? 384 00:21:52,788 --> 00:21:57,413 How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk? 385 00:21:57,496 --> 00:21:58,871 Plant their bulbs? 386 00:21:58,955 --> 00:22:00,913 I'm sorry, we are talking about gardening, aren't we? 387 00:22:00,996 --> 00:22:02,455 And don't get me started on his back hair. 388 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,830 Okay, please. Hey, wait a second, Pete has to go. 389 00:22:04,913 --> 00:22:06,788 - Come here, sweetie. - This is lovely. 390 00:22:07,746 --> 00:22:09,955 Why are you even walking this mongrel? 391 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:13,663 Because I'm proving to my boyfriend that I am trustworthy and loving. 392 00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:16,621 And kindly, do not take your anger out on Pete. 393 00:22:16,705 --> 00:22:18,955 So watching his dog take a dump 394 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,246 is going to make the memory of Big fade away? 395 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:25,621 - Couldn't hurt. - Oh, come on. The dog, the waitress. 396 00:22:25,705 --> 00:22:28,163 I don't know that anything happened with the waitress. 397 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:30,205 How much longer are you gonna punish yourself? 398 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,413 Until I'm back in the nook. 399 00:22:32,496 --> 00:22:35,080 You may never get back in the nook. 400 00:22:35,163 --> 00:22:36,496 Don't say that. 401 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:39,288 I know it's true, but don't say it. 402 00:22:40,455 --> 00:22:43,705 Well, I'm not a dog expert, but is that normal? 403 00:22:44,205 --> 00:22:47,580 Oh, no! Oh, he's got the runs. 404 00:22:47,663 --> 00:22:49,538 - Oh, poor Pete. - Poor me. 405 00:22:49,996 --> 00:22:52,663 - Ew. - Oh! Oh, God. 406 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:55,205 - Ugh. - Oh, he must be sick or something. 407 00:22:55,288 --> 00:22:57,913 Honey, I love you, but this is not my scene. I'll call you. 408 00:22:57,996 --> 00:23:00,580 Wait… You're not gonna just leave me here? 409 00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:01,913 - Bye-bye! - Oh! 410 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:04,413 Wait. Pete, no, no, no. Sweetie. Sweetie. 411 00:23:04,496 --> 00:23:06,538 Don't walk. You're not done yet, honey. 412 00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:07,996 Pick up after your dog. 413 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,705 He's not my dog. 414 00:23:12,496 --> 00:23:15,246 It was right about then I wondered just how much shit 415 00:23:15,330 --> 00:23:17,663 was I willing to put up with for my mistake. 416 00:23:17,746 --> 00:23:18,830 Wait, wait, wait. Shit! 417 00:23:22,746 --> 00:23:25,705 Poor Pete's poo-poo platter continued for so many blocks 418 00:23:25,788 --> 00:23:28,163 I got worried and decided it was time to take him home. 419 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,955 So I said, "What?" 420 00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,496 - There was a big giant… - Here, your dog got sick, I'm leaving. 421 00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:40,288 - Hey, taxi! - Hey. Hey! Will you hold this? 422 00:23:40,371 --> 00:23:42,871 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Carrie. Carrie, stop! 423 00:23:45,621 --> 00:23:48,038 - What are you doing? - Toxic chemicals? 424 00:23:48,121 --> 00:23:49,413 I'm taking a break. 425 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:53,455 Oh, and she just happened to be there with coffee? 426 00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:57,371 - I diapered your dog! - Keep your voice down. 427 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,038 What are you doing? 428 00:24:00,663 --> 00:24:03,538 Nothing. It's my friend. We're friends. 429 00:24:03,621 --> 00:24:05,996 Well, why don't you just fuck her? Then we can both be bad. 430 00:24:19,330 --> 00:24:20,413 Nothing happened. 431 00:24:23,121 --> 00:24:24,205 I thought about it. 432 00:24:26,205 --> 00:24:27,455 Do you wanna come in? 433 00:24:27,538 --> 00:24:29,080 I'm too pissed to come in. 434 00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:34,038 I hate that he calls here. 435 00:24:34,621 --> 00:24:36,038 Nothing's happening. 436 00:24:37,163 --> 00:24:38,413 Or will ever happen. 437 00:24:40,538 --> 00:24:42,080 You have to know that, right? 438 00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:45,996 I would never do that to you again. 439 00:24:48,663 --> 00:24:49,663 Never. 440 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,038 I don't want you to see him ever again. 441 00:24:54,663 --> 00:24:55,871 I can't do that. 442 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,538 He's in my life. 443 00:25:01,246 --> 00:25:03,830 It's not the same way you are, but he is. 444 00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:08,580 Aidan, you can't keep punishing me. 445 00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:12,455 And I can't keep punishing me. 446 00:25:13,663 --> 00:25:15,288 I made a mistake… 447 00:25:16,871 --> 00:25:18,205 and I am sorry. 448 00:25:20,038 --> 00:25:22,371 And I know that you can't forget what happened, 449 00:25:24,246 --> 00:25:26,163 but I hope that you can forgive me. 450 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,205 You have to forgive me. 451 00:25:32,621 --> 00:25:34,080 You have to forgive me. 452 00:25:36,330 --> 00:25:38,246 You have to forgive me. 453 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,413 You have to forgive me, Aidan. 454 00:25:43,496 --> 00:25:45,205 You have to forgive me. 455 00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:48,163 You have to forgive me! 456 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,621 You have to forgive me. 457 00:26:03,246 --> 00:26:05,955 You had a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. 458 00:26:06,996 --> 00:26:09,663 If you were in Aruba, the natives could bead your back. 459 00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:12,955 And it's not just there. 460 00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:16,038 Every time I blow you, I feel like I'm flossing. 461 00:26:17,830 --> 00:26:18,955 I'm sorry, baby. 462 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,455 Is there anything I can do to make you forgive me? 463 00:26:29,871 --> 00:26:34,455 Samantha forgave, and Brad got a lesson he never forgot. 464 00:26:35,246 --> 00:26:38,455 Wow, look how much bigger my dick looks. 465 00:26:40,455 --> 00:26:42,580 And soon, Charlotte's last day came. 466 00:26:42,663 --> 00:26:44,705 Oh, number seven should go on the north wall. 467 00:26:44,788 --> 00:26:46,788 I think it would be better on the south side. 468 00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,371 You're 22, what do you know about life? 469 00:26:49,913 --> 00:26:52,788 I mean, art. I'm sorry, I'm… 470 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:54,746 I'm just… 471 00:26:55,538 --> 00:26:56,538 I'm freaked out. 472 00:26:57,955 --> 00:27:00,621 I've been working my whole life. This is a big transition. 473 00:27:00,705 --> 00:27:05,038 Well, if it's any consolation, my mother worked all the time. 474 00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:07,871 It would've been nice to have her home more. 475 00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,788 Oh, don't forget to set the alarms. 476 00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,080 You're not going to finish the day? 477 00:27:19,955 --> 00:27:21,080 I think I'm done. 478 00:27:22,496 --> 00:27:23,496 Good luck. 479 00:27:30,371 --> 00:27:34,205 Charlotte left her past to pursue her new life objectives: 480 00:27:35,038 --> 00:27:38,288 Be a good mother, cure AIDS, 481 00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:41,038 and prove Miranda wrong. 482 00:27:45,996 --> 00:27:48,746 You'd better move my meetings till the end of the week. 483 00:27:48,830 --> 00:27:50,538 I'm not quite 100%. 484 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,080 Yeah. 485 00:27:52,788 --> 00:27:54,121 Still wearing the brace. 486 00:27:55,121 --> 00:27:57,371 Okay. Bye. 487 00:27:59,455 --> 00:28:02,038 And for the first time in her life, 488 00:28:02,121 --> 00:28:05,746 Miranda learned the joys of cooking and of not working. 489 00:28:07,955 --> 00:28:10,163 Of course, she'd have to go back eventually, 490 00:28:10,246 --> 00:28:11,538 just to prove Charlotte wrong. 491 00:28:12,455 --> 00:28:14,330 So I'm gonna stop the machine, 492 00:28:14,413 --> 00:28:16,580 lift it up, and we'll add the flour… 493 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:19,205 And as for Aidan, 494 00:28:19,288 --> 00:28:22,038 he and I weren't quite back to where we were. 495 00:28:22,121 --> 00:28:24,205 We might never be there again, 496 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:27,205 but we were in a new place, a more honest place. 497 00:28:31,996 --> 00:28:36,580 And somehow, over time, I had made my way back into the nook.