1 00:00:45,735 --> 00:00:51,068 New York welcomes and shelters the tired, the poor, the persecuted, 2 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,110 who have been forced to leave their homes 3 00:00:53,193 --> 00:00:55,276 at the whim of a ruling class. 4 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,318 Therefore, it's ironic that all Manhattanites 5 00:00:58,401 --> 00:01:00,860 face the same horrible uncertainty, 6 00:01:00,943 --> 00:01:04,735 knowing that any day they may have to utter the tragic words: 7 00:01:05,151 --> 00:01:06,860 My building's going co-op. 8 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:08,610 Did you get the tomatoes? 9 00:01:09,735 --> 00:01:12,110 My building's going co-op. 10 00:01:13,735 --> 00:01:15,776 I have to move, this is a nightmare. 11 00:01:17,485 --> 00:01:19,026 Why don't you just buy the place? 12 00:01:19,985 --> 00:01:23,651 Yeah, okay, sure. That's a great idea. 13 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:26,735 - Why not? - Aidan, I just charged tomatoes. 14 00:01:26,818 --> 00:01:29,485 I really don't think that I'm in a position to buy an apartment. 15 00:01:30,026 --> 00:01:31,026 I am. 16 00:01:32,485 --> 00:01:34,068 - You are? - Yeah. 17 00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:37,901 I had no idea. 18 00:01:41,776 --> 00:01:43,526 You have a girlfriend, moneybags? 19 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:47,110 Afraid so, and she's sexy, and I like it. 20 00:01:47,193 --> 00:01:48,193 Figures. 21 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:49,985 Seriously. 22 00:01:51,901 --> 00:01:55,360 - You wanna talk about this? - You're not buying my apartment for me. 23 00:01:55,443 --> 00:01:56,651 Not for you, for us. 24 00:01:57,526 --> 00:01:59,651 I could sell my place and buy this place, 25 00:01:59,735 --> 00:02:00,943 and that place next door. 26 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,568 We could tear down that wall. 27 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:06,193 We could live together. 28 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:07,693 So then… 29 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:10,068 What… Are you… 30 00:02:11,026 --> 00:02:13,818 Would that make you my landlord or my roommate? 31 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:14,943 Little of both. 32 00:02:15,026 --> 00:02:17,151 - What would the rent be like? - Like… 33 00:02:19,735 --> 00:02:20,735 this? 34 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,401 Does that include utilities? 35 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,818 No. 36 00:02:33,526 --> 00:02:34,610 Think about it. 37 00:02:34,693 --> 00:02:36,985 I have to admit, I was tempted by his offer. 38 00:02:37,526 --> 00:02:40,068 We were spending almost every night together already, 39 00:02:40,151 --> 00:02:41,568 and we were in love, 40 00:02:41,651 --> 00:02:43,568 and moving is such a pain in the ass. 41 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,068 - And so were the hormone injections… - Ow! 42 00:02:47,151 --> 00:02:48,693 …Charlotte was facing nightly. 43 00:02:48,776 --> 00:02:50,318 I don't approve of this, Charlotte. 44 00:02:51,235 --> 00:02:53,818 You've got more hormones in you than a teenage boy. 45 00:02:53,901 --> 00:02:55,693 Well, this is what we have to do now. 46 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:59,485 I think we should go back to trying to have a baby the old-fashioned way. 47 00:02:59,568 --> 00:03:01,443 Why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork? 48 00:03:01,526 --> 00:03:03,110 The doctor said there's still a chance. 49 00:03:03,193 --> 00:03:05,943 - A very, very slim chance. - That's good news. 50 00:03:06,026 --> 00:03:09,026 If you had a patient who had a very, very slim chance of living, 51 00:03:09,110 --> 00:03:10,110 would that be good news? 52 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:13,318 Would you tell the family, "Hey, buck up, he's got a shot in hell"? 53 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:14,636 Mmm. Point taken. 54 00:03:14,651 --> 00:03:16,693 That's why we have to move on to in vitro. 55 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:19,485 It took Peggy Woodruff seven years to conceive. 56 00:03:19,568 --> 00:03:21,901 - Who's Peggy Woodruff? - A woman I met in the elevator. 57 00:03:21,985 --> 00:03:25,401 A lot of couples have trouble conceiving and they all get through it. 58 00:03:25,485 --> 00:03:26,526 In our building alone, 59 00:03:26,610 --> 00:03:28,693 there are six couples who've been through in vitro. 60 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,901 Charlotte, what did you do, 61 00:03:29,985 --> 00:03:32,651 put up a flyer in the lobby, "We're barren. How about you?" 62 00:03:32,735 --> 00:03:36,193 We're not barren. We're reproductively challenged. 63 00:03:37,901 --> 00:03:40,193 Oh, and Peggy invited us over on Friday night 64 00:03:40,276 --> 00:03:42,318 to hear all about their experiences. Isn't that nice? 65 00:03:42,401 --> 00:03:44,776 Oh. As tempting as that sounds, 66 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,485 we have the Scottish Society Highland Fling Friday night. 67 00:03:47,568 --> 00:03:51,443 - Do we have to fling? - Yes, it's a family tradition. 68 00:03:52,110 --> 00:03:54,985 First comes spring, then comes fling. We go every year. 69 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:59,401 Okay, but, well, when are we gonna talk to the Woodruffs? 70 00:03:59,485 --> 00:04:00,985 I don't wanna talk to the Woodruffs. 71 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:04,193 I'm a doctor. I'm familiar with in vitro. 72 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:05,776 It's a very invasive procedure, 73 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:08,735 the success rate's extremely low, and it can take years. 74 00:04:08,818 --> 00:04:11,110 - I know, honey, so just in case… - Mmm-hmm. 75 00:04:11,193 --> 00:04:13,443 …I put us on the list for a Mandarin baby. 76 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:16,943 As Charlotte's plan for parenthood 77 00:04:17,026 --> 00:04:19,110 progressed with or without Trey, 78 00:04:20,151 --> 00:04:23,485 I began to wonder if Aidan's plan was progressing without me. 79 00:04:26,693 --> 00:04:31,110 He never officially moved in but his stuff was everywhere. 80 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:41,818 It's not unusual to be loved by anyone 81 00:04:43,526 --> 00:04:49,610 It's not unusual to be loved by anyone 82 00:04:50,235 --> 00:04:55,943 When I see you hanging around With anyone 83 00:04:56,651 --> 00:05:01,526 It's not unusual to see me cry 84 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,401 I wanna die 85 00:05:04,485 --> 00:05:10,068 It's not unusual to be loved by anyone 86 00:05:11,526 --> 00:05:14,026 - You're getting engaged! - I threw up. 87 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:16,693 I saw the ring and I threw up. That's not normal. 88 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:18,651 That's my reaction to marriage. 89 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,443 What do you think you might do if he asks? 90 00:05:20,526 --> 00:05:23,151 - I don't know. - Just say yes. 91 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:27,026 Well, it hasn't been long enough. Has it? 92 00:05:27,110 --> 00:05:28,943 Trey and I got engaged after only a month. 93 00:05:29,026 --> 00:05:30,818 How long before you separated? 94 00:05:30,901 --> 00:05:33,026 We're together now and that's what matters. 95 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:35,985 - When it's right, you just know. - Carrie doesn't know. 96 00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:38,443 - Carrie threw up. - So, it might not be right. 97 00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:41,485 Maybe this is all happening because my building is going co-op. 98 00:05:41,568 --> 00:05:45,026 Is this a real estate merger? Am I a real estate bride? 99 00:05:45,110 --> 00:05:47,360 If there were unlimited apartments in Manhattan, 100 00:05:47,443 --> 00:05:48,943 we'd all be single forever. 101 00:05:49,568 --> 00:05:51,943 - What did the ring look like? - Well… 102 00:05:52,943 --> 00:05:54,235 that's the other thing. 103 00:05:56,026 --> 00:05:57,360 The ring was not good. 104 00:05:58,318 --> 00:05:59,318 What do you mean? 105 00:06:01,776 --> 00:06:03,901 - It was a pear-shaped diamond… - Oh! 106 00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:05,151 …with a gold band. 107 00:06:05,235 --> 00:06:06,901 - Ugh! - Ick! 108 00:06:06,985 --> 00:06:09,735 - Ugh. No wonder you threw up. - It's just not me. 109 00:06:09,818 --> 00:06:10,818 You wear gold jewelry. 110 00:06:10,901 --> 00:06:15,151 Yeah, like ghetto gold, for fun. But this is my engagement ring. 111 00:06:17,818 --> 00:06:19,235 I helped pick the ring. 112 00:06:21,818 --> 00:06:25,151 - You knew about this? - Aidan wanted a female perspective. 113 00:06:25,235 --> 00:06:28,235 And, PS, I was a pregnant woman shopping for a ring with a man 114 00:06:28,318 --> 00:06:31,151 who wasn't the baby's father. It's not exactly my dream scenario. 115 00:06:31,235 --> 00:06:32,526 At least you're pregnant. 116 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:34,651 Are you gonna yell at me every time I mention it? 117 00:06:34,735 --> 00:06:36,943 Because we've got another seven months to go. 118 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:41,193 I'll just say, "I'm not ready to get engaged yet 119 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:44,485 but I love you, and I wanna live with you." 120 00:06:44,568 --> 00:06:46,443 - How does that sound? - Like a "no." 121 00:06:46,526 --> 00:06:47,985 But it's a "yes" to living together. 122 00:06:48,068 --> 00:06:49,985 That's a big deal, you know, that's a first for me. 123 00:06:50,068 --> 00:06:51,401 Don't I get a little credit for that? 124 00:06:51,485 --> 00:06:53,276 Just try to be nice. 125 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,568 'Cause down the road, you might wanna marry him. 126 00:06:55,651 --> 00:06:57,360 I'm gonna have to act surprised. 127 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,068 I wonder when it's gonna happen. 128 00:07:01,610 --> 00:07:03,401 - Do you know when he's going to do it? - No. 129 00:07:03,485 --> 00:07:05,568 And you're on your own. I am no longer involved. 130 00:07:07,068 --> 00:07:08,985 Now you're not involved. 131 00:07:09,068 --> 00:07:11,526 Now that I'm stuck with the bad ring. 132 00:07:11,943 --> 00:07:14,110 See, that's a nice ring. 133 00:07:14,193 --> 00:07:16,068 Aidan should've known that that ring wasn't me. 134 00:07:16,151 --> 00:07:19,610 How can I marry a guy who doesn't know which ring is me? 135 00:07:19,693 --> 00:07:23,651 Exactly, honey. Wrong ring, wrong guy. 136 00:07:27,943 --> 00:07:29,443 Is it true what Charlotte said? 137 00:07:29,526 --> 00:07:31,443 Does anybody really know when it's right? 138 00:07:31,901 --> 00:07:35,860 And how do you know? Are there signs? Fireworks? 139 00:07:35,943 --> 00:07:37,735 Is it right when it feels comfortable, 140 00:07:37,818 --> 00:07:40,693 or is comfortable a sign that there aren't any fireworks? 141 00:07:42,526 --> 00:07:45,235 Is hesitation a sign that it's not right, 142 00:07:45,318 --> 00:07:47,651 or is it just a sign that you're not ready? 143 00:07:48,526 --> 00:07:52,235 In matters of love, how do you know when it's right? 144 00:07:53,151 --> 00:07:56,026 Downtown, Samantha was meeting with Mr. Wright. 145 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,735 Mr. Richard Wright, that is. 146 00:07:57,818 --> 00:08:02,526 The hotel magnate/mega-client who was fast becoming the pain in her ass. 147 00:08:02,610 --> 00:08:03,776 Christ, you're seven minutes late. 148 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:07,776 It took me 15 minutes to get through your labyrinth of a lobby. 149 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:09,985 Where's my London hotel? 150 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:11,526 Bobby De Niro spends the weekend at Blakes 151 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,235 and I get knocked off the page. 152 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,360 That little fucker has stayed at my place. 153 00:08:15,443 --> 00:08:17,318 We gave him the fucking penthouse suite. 154 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:20,526 Now, did you ask somebody what happened, 155 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:22,526 or did you just spend the morning accessorizing? 156 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:25,235 I talked to the travel editor. I pulled two of our ads. 157 00:08:25,318 --> 00:08:26,318 It won't happen again. 158 00:08:26,985 --> 00:08:30,360 I also got a full-page feature on the Barcelona property out of it. 159 00:08:31,943 --> 00:08:33,818 Hmm. Not bad. 160 00:08:34,401 --> 00:08:35,818 May I sit down now? 161 00:08:36,651 --> 00:08:37,651 What the hell. 162 00:08:43,985 --> 00:08:45,526 What's with you, female trouble? 163 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,026 Let's just talk business, shall we? 164 00:08:49,276 --> 00:08:52,026 Come on, you can tell me. I'm human. 165 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:54,026 All evidence to the contrary. 166 00:08:58,151 --> 00:08:59,693 I love that you're not scared of me. 167 00:09:03,026 --> 00:09:05,901 My best friend might be getting engaged. 168 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,526 And she didn't ask you to be a bridesmaid? 169 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:12,943 It's just… Why does everybody have to get married and have kids? 170 00:09:13,026 --> 00:09:14,318 It's so cliché. 171 00:09:14,401 --> 00:09:16,276 Hey, you're preaching to the converted. 172 00:09:16,735 --> 00:09:18,151 I like to sleep around, 173 00:09:18,235 --> 00:09:20,568 whisk somebody off to Rio if the mood strikes me. 174 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:23,026 It's the perfect nine-hour flight. 175 00:09:24,526 --> 00:09:27,235 Dinner on the jet, wake up in Brazil, 176 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,860 spend the weekend in my little five-star hotel. 177 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:35,443 Who needs a wife when you have a life? 178 00:09:37,651 --> 00:09:39,110 That's all I'm saying. 179 00:09:44,776 --> 00:09:47,693 Meanwhile, Miranda had been waiting for the right place, 180 00:09:47,776 --> 00:09:51,151 and the right way, to tell Steve about the baby. 181 00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:52,943 - You want sprinkles? - Steve, I'm pregnant. 182 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,735 Instead she settled for right now. 183 00:09:55,818 --> 00:09:58,193 - You're what? - I'm, uh, pregnant. 184 00:09:59,276 --> 00:10:00,276 And it's yours. 185 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,651 - That'll be $6. - Uh… 186 00:10:05,443 --> 00:10:06,345 You sure? 187 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,235 I've only had one shot in the last few months and it was you. 188 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,401 I'm the only guy you've had sex with? 189 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,068 Hey, it's been a slow summer. 190 00:10:15,068 --> 00:10:16,110 Okay, we're done here. 191 00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:20,610 Wow. 192 00:10:21,568 --> 00:10:24,068 I guess it's good to know that my one ball is still working. 193 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:27,568 So, uh… 194 00:10:29,068 --> 00:10:30,068 What now? 195 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,943 Uh, I'm gonna have it. 196 00:10:33,651 --> 00:10:36,026 No way. When we were together, I wanted to have a baby, 197 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:37,053 you said you weren't ready. 198 00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:39,568 I'm still not ready, but when am I ever gonna be ready? 199 00:10:40,735 --> 00:10:43,776 Man, I just went into so much debt opening my bar. 200 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,110 - I'm thinking maybe I should sell it. - No, no, no. 201 00:10:46,193 --> 00:10:47,693 You don't have to do anything. 202 00:10:47,776 --> 00:10:49,901 I'm gonna take care of the baby and support it. 203 00:10:49,985 --> 00:10:53,151 And you can visit whenever you want, but it's not gonna be your problem. 204 00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:56,693 It's my decision, and it's just something I want to do for me. 205 00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,401 Then why did you wanna talk to me about it? 206 00:11:01,318 --> 00:11:02,735 I just thought you should know. 207 00:11:03,943 --> 00:11:04,943 Oh. 208 00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:09,943 Later that week, I decided to head Aidan off at the pass 209 00:11:10,026 --> 00:11:13,235 by taking him out to dinner and accepting his proposal. 210 00:11:13,776 --> 00:11:15,651 So yes. 211 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:20,943 I say yes to living together. I think that we're ready for that step. 212 00:11:21,026 --> 00:11:24,193 Yes, we still have to work out the money 'cause I don't want a free ride. 213 00:11:24,276 --> 00:11:25,360 We're still individuals, 214 00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:29,318 but we'll be sharing a life and an apartment. 215 00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:32,068 So… 216 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,401 Yes, Aidan. 217 00:11:34,943 --> 00:11:36,443 I would love to live with you. 218 00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:38,151 Wow. 219 00:11:38,651 --> 00:11:40,485 That makes me really happy, Carrie. 220 00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:43,901 Uh, because there's something else I wanna ask you. 221 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:47,026 - Would you excuse me for a minute? - Sure. Are you okay? 222 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,735 Uh-huh. I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 223 00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,026 Oh, my God. 224 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,068 What are you doing? 225 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,110 - Are you talking to me? - Oh. 226 00:12:16,985 --> 00:12:20,568 Oh. No. No, I wasn't. I'm sorry. 227 00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:23,860 I'm sorry. 228 00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:31,693 - Hey. - Hey. 229 00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:35,985 - Did you want dessert? - No, no, no. 230 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:37,526 I would say no to dessert. 231 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,110 All right, then. 232 00:12:43,735 --> 00:12:44,901 Listen, Carrie. 233 00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,026 I know that you… 234 00:13:00,651 --> 00:13:01,901 wanted to pay… 235 00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:04,068 but let me get this. 236 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,693 - Oh. - Because your rent's about to skyrocket. 237 00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:11,068 Give me a little something. 238 00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:18,901 Oh, yeah. 239 00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:23,735 Good morning. 240 00:13:26,651 --> 00:13:27,735 Good evening. 241 00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:33,568 Good night. 242 00:13:35,943 --> 00:13:37,401 You're learning Chinese? 243 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:40,151 Just in case. I wanna be able to speak to the baby. 244 00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:43,860 Don't mention it. 245 00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:47,193 Wouldn't we teach the baby to speak? 246 00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:49,610 Sometimes you get a slightly older child. 247 00:13:49,693 --> 00:13:52,818 And anyhow, we ought to really try to understand her heritage. 248 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:54,818 So it's a Mandarin girl now, is it? 249 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,151 Well, it's mostly little unwanted girls. 250 00:13:57,610 --> 00:14:00,068 But the good news is, since we're both dark-haired 251 00:14:00,151 --> 00:14:02,943 people won't immediately know that she's not ours. 252 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,943 I hope you remembered to pick up your kilt at the dry-cleaner. 253 00:14:07,276 --> 00:14:11,360 You know, I really don't feel like going to the fling tonight. 254 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,110 We have to go. It's a family tradition. 255 00:14:15,193 --> 00:14:18,151 We are not gonna behave like your typical barren couple. 256 00:14:18,235 --> 00:14:21,318 We can't let this get us down. We have to live! 257 00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:23,485 Plus, I had a plaid dress made. 258 00:14:23,568 --> 00:14:25,818 Maybe we should look at cutting back on your fertility drugs. 259 00:14:27,693 --> 00:14:28,693 Just a thought. 260 00:14:31,943 --> 00:14:33,526 It's my first visit. 261 00:14:40,526 --> 00:14:41,526 Taxi! 262 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,735 What? Come on, buddy, you've got nobody in there. 263 00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:50,485 - Jesus. - Taxi, taxi. Hey! 264 00:14:51,818 --> 00:14:52,818 Come on. 265 00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:56,276 - Taxi… - Hey, lady! 266 00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:58,860 Need a ride? 267 00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:07,860 Is this the city's solution to the cab shortage? 268 00:15:07,943 --> 00:15:09,693 Just a happy coincidence. 269 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:13,568 Oh, admit it, you drive around looking for me, don't you? 270 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,110 Don't flatter yourself. You're on my turf. 271 00:15:16,193 --> 00:15:17,360 You got the good shops. 272 00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:19,235 Get in. We're holding up traffic. 273 00:15:21,235 --> 00:15:22,985 - Going home? - Yeah. 274 00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:25,193 Are you seriously giving me a ride? 275 00:15:25,276 --> 00:15:27,318 - Is it on your way? - Nope. 276 00:15:27,818 --> 00:15:30,318 - Raoul, East 73rd Street. - Right away. 277 00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:31,693 Thank you. 278 00:15:31,776 --> 00:15:34,693 Hey, Raoul and I do this all day. 279 00:15:34,776 --> 00:15:37,276 Picking the ladies up, dropping them off. 280 00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:40,901 - How've you been? - Good, you? 281 00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:43,485 - Very good. - Then I've been very, very good. 282 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,610 Uh, it's not a contest. 283 00:15:45,693 --> 00:15:47,693 All right, then I take back one "very." 284 00:15:47,776 --> 00:15:50,443 How are things with Country Bob? 285 00:15:50,943 --> 00:15:52,901 You know his name now. 286 00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:55,818 - Aidan. - Things are very good there too. 287 00:15:58,443 --> 00:16:00,860 - Oh. What was that? - What? 288 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,485 That smile. 289 00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:05,651 I don't think you want to know. 290 00:16:05,735 --> 00:16:07,110 Oh, I bet I can handle it. 291 00:16:07,193 --> 00:16:09,193 - Are you sure? - What the hell. 292 00:16:10,401 --> 00:16:12,068 I think he wants to marry me. 293 00:16:13,485 --> 00:16:16,568 - You think, or you know? - I know, actually. 294 00:16:16,651 --> 00:16:18,985 - And you've discussed it? - No, I… 295 00:16:19,693 --> 00:16:22,943 It's just the kind of thing you know. 296 00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:26,401 - Not gonna happen. - Let's not talk about it. 297 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,860 He's not the guy for you. 298 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,735 He might be the guy for me. 299 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,818 I'm just not ready yet. 300 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,235 You're never gonna be ready, baby. You're not the marrying kind. 301 00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:40,026 And you, I guess, are? 302 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,443 So, what does that tell us? 303 00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:43,318 - Nobody knows shit? - Yeah. 304 00:16:44,235 --> 00:16:48,318 In any case, I'm not taking relationship advice from you. 305 00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:52,068 Hey, I just offered you a ride. 306 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,735 - Hello? - Hey, spy girl. 307 00:17:25,818 --> 00:17:27,485 Did you tell Aidan I didn't like the ring? 308 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,235 Did you tell him not to propose? 309 00:17:29,318 --> 00:17:30,985 Carrie, I'm out of this now. 310 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,651 You think he changed his mind? Why hasn't he asked me yet? 311 00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:35,818 You're not saying yes. What's your hurry? 312 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,610 I just think it's weird, you know. 313 00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:40,318 He has the ring. What if he realized I'm not the one? 314 00:17:40,401 --> 00:17:41,985 You're not sure that he's the one. 315 00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:44,860 Yeah, but he doesn't know that, unless you told him. 316 00:17:46,026 --> 00:17:47,318 Carrie, hang on a second. 317 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,276 Miranda? 318 00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:53,735 Ugh. 319 00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:57,151 What happened, did someone propose to you? 320 00:17:57,235 --> 00:17:59,110 I don't know why they call it morning sickness 321 00:17:59,193 --> 00:18:01,360 when it's all fucking day long. 322 00:18:02,026 --> 00:18:03,943 Unless it's M-O-U-R-N, 323 00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:06,235 as in mourning the loss of your single life. 324 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:12,318 Apparently, we've reached the stage where our lives are making us sick. 325 00:18:14,651 --> 00:18:15,651 Oh, man, that's… 326 00:18:21,776 --> 00:18:22,776 Ow! 327 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,026 - I'm sore from the shots. - Sorry. 328 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:33,651 The New York Scottish Society's Annual Highland Fling. 329 00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:41,818 Any Scot who was anyone was there including, of course, Bunny MacDougal. 330 00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:46,401 I was wondering when you'd be arriving. 331 00:18:46,485 --> 00:18:49,026 You missed dinner and the Loch Leven dancers. 332 00:18:49,110 --> 00:18:53,068 Oh, shoot. Sorry, Mother, my fault. Long day at work. How are you? 333 00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:54,053 Hello, Bunny. 334 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:56,443 Hello, my dear, don't you look festive. 335 00:18:56,526 --> 00:18:57,985 Trey, you must join your brothers. 336 00:18:58,068 --> 00:19:00,526 They're out there making complete fools of themselves. 337 00:19:02,485 --> 00:19:04,151 Do you know that dance? 338 00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,235 Unfortunately, I do. Excuse me. 339 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:11,235 It's the Highland fling, dear. It's what this event was named after. 340 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:17,401 For something called a fling, it looks like a lot of work. 341 00:19:17,776 --> 00:19:20,651 That's what I used to tell Trey about you. 342 00:19:23,026 --> 00:19:24,026 Come. 343 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:29,276 They say this dance was originally danced on the shield of a clansman. 344 00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:32,151 - Oh. - Do you know anything about clans? 345 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,776 I know this is the MacDougal clan's tartan. 346 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:39,485 Yes, well, MacDougal is one of the oldest Highland clans in existence. 347 00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:41,693 We have a very proud lineage, 348 00:19:41,776 --> 00:19:44,610 one I hope you and Trey will be able to perpetuate. 349 00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:46,943 Uh-huh. 350 00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:51,568 Now, I know some things can't be helped, but I must tell you right now, 351 00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:56,401 I don't enjoy Mandarin food and I don't enjoy a Mandarin child. 352 00:19:57,318 --> 00:19:59,860 Um… I don't think that's any of your business. 353 00:19:59,943 --> 00:20:01,985 Oh, but it is my business. 354 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,901 The MacDougal name will be carried on by sons of your own, 355 00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:08,485 not daughters of the South Pacific. 356 00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:10,901 Would you care for some shortbread? 357 00:20:13,151 --> 00:20:14,193 No. 358 00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:27,443 Hey! Hey, Trey! 359 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:30,193 If we want to have a Mandarin baby, we can have a Mandarin baby. 360 00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:31,818 Nobody else needs to be involved. 361 00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:32,886 Then let's not involve 362 00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:35,193 the entire Scottish population of New York City, shall we? 363 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,110 I'm serious. I'm doing all the work. 364 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,860 I'm getting the hormone shots, and I'm taking the pills, 365 00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:42,276 and I'm doing the research. 366 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,568 And I'm in the chat room 367 00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:45,776 with all the other reproductively challenged women. 368 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:47,651 And I'm learning Mandarin. 369 00:20:47,735 --> 00:20:50,068 All you have to do is jerk off into a plastic cup. 370 00:20:50,151 --> 00:20:52,901 - Charlotte, get ahold of yourself. - You get ahold of yourself. 371 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,818 And try to keep your mother out of it. 372 00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:56,610 Charlotte. 373 00:21:06,776 --> 00:21:09,901 Meanwhile, Samantha's professional relationship 374 00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,860 really started to take off. 375 00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,110 I would have taken it off. 376 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,068 I'll buy you a new one. 377 00:21:25,943 --> 00:21:27,568 Excuse me. Excuse me. 378 00:21:28,193 --> 00:21:29,485 Hi, we're about to take off. 379 00:21:29,568 --> 00:21:31,068 So we need you to buckle your seat belts. 380 00:21:31,151 --> 00:21:32,610 - Thanks, Dwight. - Sure, Dwight. 381 00:21:35,735 --> 00:21:37,860 Is this a good idea? You are my boss. 382 00:21:37,943 --> 00:21:41,735 Yes, and I definitely need you to see my property in Brazil. 383 00:21:41,818 --> 00:21:43,443 Oh, this is on the clock, then? 384 00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:45,985 No, but out of curiosity, 385 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,526 what do you charge for this sort of thing? 386 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,276 Believe me, you couldn't afford it. 387 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,568 - I'm a very rich man. - I'm a very talented woman. 388 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,443 I need you to give me my shot. 389 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:19,776 For the love of God, do we have to do that tonight? 390 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,943 We have to do it every night 391 00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:26,443 if we want to continue the MacDougal clan. 392 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:30,276 I said I was sorry. What else do you expect from me? 393 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,443 I just don't understand why you talked to Bunny. Why don't you talk to me? 394 00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:36,526 Because I don't know how to tell you I'm exhausted. 395 00:22:36,610 --> 00:22:38,901 How much work is a marriage supposed to be? 396 00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:46,026 This is just a tough phase. 397 00:22:46,776 --> 00:22:49,110 - Once we have a baby… - That could take years. 398 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:51,068 I'm 43. When does it get easy? 399 00:22:53,235 --> 00:22:55,610 - This is what a relationship is. - No. 400 00:22:55,693 --> 00:22:57,526 No, this is what our relationship is. 401 00:22:59,235 --> 00:23:01,818 I didn't see anyone else getting screamed at on the dance floor. 402 00:23:01,901 --> 00:23:04,651 I'm sorry, it's the hormones. 403 00:23:04,735 --> 00:23:07,068 - Then stop taking the hormones. - I can't. 404 00:23:07,151 --> 00:23:08,901 I can't keep doing what we're doing. 405 00:23:10,610 --> 00:23:13,151 I love you, but I don't know if I'm cut out for this. 406 00:23:13,235 --> 00:23:14,235 What are you saying? 407 00:23:15,318 --> 00:23:17,151 I don't think I wanna have a baby anymore. 408 00:23:18,943 --> 00:23:20,110 I don't have the energy. 409 00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,735 I work hard, and I like to play golf. 410 00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:26,235 I just want to be for a while. 411 00:23:26,610 --> 00:23:28,193 So you don't even want to try? 412 00:23:29,068 --> 00:23:31,151 I don't. I don't wanna try. 413 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,526 If it's the right thing, then it'll happen. 414 00:23:34,610 --> 00:23:36,110 And if it's not, then it won't. 415 00:23:39,901 --> 00:23:40,901 But… 416 00:23:41,693 --> 00:23:44,235 we've been planning all along to have a family. 417 00:23:45,776 --> 00:23:47,401 You and I will have to be enough. 418 00:23:48,568 --> 00:23:51,151 I mean, I think I could be happy with just the two of us. 419 00:23:53,068 --> 00:23:54,526 I'm not sure you can, though. 420 00:23:58,776 --> 00:24:00,443 I'm gonna get some juice. 421 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:04,901 Charlotte. 422 00:24:06,318 --> 00:24:07,318 Are you all right? 423 00:24:10,151 --> 00:24:11,151 I don't know. 424 00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:16,401 Sometimes the question is, how do you know when it's not right? 425 00:24:22,776 --> 00:24:26,443 - See, isn't this nice? - It was nice being in the bed. 426 00:24:26,526 --> 00:24:28,943 Well, when Pete has to go, Pete has to go. 427 00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:31,318 Yeah, okay, but why do I have to go? 428 00:24:31,401 --> 00:24:32,568 Keep your old man company. 429 00:24:32,651 --> 00:24:34,526 Make sure some hottie doesn't come along with a little pooch 430 00:24:34,610 --> 00:24:35,776 and steal him away maybe. 431 00:24:36,401 --> 00:24:37,776 Pete would never leave me. 432 00:24:38,401 --> 00:24:39,651 Pete loves me so. 433 00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:42,318 He does, don't you, Pete? Come here. 434 00:24:43,068 --> 00:24:45,235 Yeah, he loves you. Pete loves you. 435 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,860 Don't you love her? I love her too. 436 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:50,860 Hey, do you have a baggie? I didn't bring a baggie. 437 00:24:50,943 --> 00:24:52,818 Wow. This just gets better and better. 438 00:24:53,276 --> 00:24:54,443 Here, hold this, would you? 439 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:03,485 Go ahead, open it. 440 00:25:16,110 --> 00:25:17,735 Oh, my God, it's not… 441 00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:22,651 God. 442 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:26,401 That's such a beautiful ring. 443 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:30,026 - Really? - Yeah. 444 00:25:30,818 --> 00:25:33,235 I had a different one, then I changed my mind. 445 00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:35,943 This one seemed more like you. 446 00:25:38,235 --> 00:25:39,235 I love you, Carrie. 447 00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:42,776 There's no one I could love more. 448 00:25:43,818 --> 00:25:46,860 I wanna live my life with you. What do you think? 449 00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:50,401 Maybe there are no right moments, 450 00:25:50,485 --> 00:25:52,943 right guys, right answers. 451 00:25:57,568 --> 00:26:00,401 Maybe you just have to say what's in your heart. 452 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:02,860 Yes. 453 00:26:20,193 --> 00:26:21,193 Give me. 454 00:26:23,735 --> 00:26:24,735 Okay. 455 00:26:33,110 --> 00:26:35,443 That night I surprised myself. 456 00:26:35,526 --> 00:26:36,985 - Who is it? - It's me. 457 00:26:37,068 --> 00:26:40,318 And Miranda was getting a surprise as well. 458 00:26:42,651 --> 00:26:44,026 What are you, fucking crazy? 459 00:26:44,110 --> 00:26:45,193 That's your answer? 460 00:26:45,276 --> 00:26:46,735 Why are you proposing? 461 00:26:46,818 --> 00:26:47,985 I thought it's what you wanted. 462 00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:50,401 I don't want to marry you, Steve. 463 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,985 Well, I don't want to marry you, either. 464 00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:55,485 - Then what are we doing? - There's gonna be a baby. 465 00:26:55,568 --> 00:26:59,860 And I just don't wanna just be a guy who sees you at the playground. 466 00:26:59,943 --> 00:27:01,068 I wanna help. 467 00:27:01,151 --> 00:27:02,610 That doesn't mean we have to get married. 468 00:27:03,193 --> 00:27:06,693 - You're not in love with me, right? - No, especially not right now I'm not. 469 00:27:06,776 --> 00:27:10,026 Then you need to say that every day, because when you see me with this baby, 470 00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:11,651 you're gonna think that we belong together, 471 00:27:11,735 --> 00:27:13,318 you're gonna think that you're in love with me. 472 00:27:13,401 --> 00:27:16,485 I don't know, I've seen you with my dog. Mostly you just seem uncomfortable. 473 00:27:17,735 --> 00:27:18,901 How are we gonna do this? 474 00:27:19,693 --> 00:27:21,568 Raise a kid together and not be together? 475 00:27:21,651 --> 00:27:22,776 We'll figure it out. 476 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,901 We'll figure it out. 477 00:27:28,151 --> 00:27:30,526 Miranda knew Steve wasn't right for her, 478 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:33,860 but she wanted to do what was right for her baby. 479 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:37,693 By the way, I know that's a hand-me-down ring. 480 00:27:37,776 --> 00:27:39,985 I would never say yes to a hand-me-down ring. 481 00:27:40,068 --> 00:27:42,318 - You picked out this ring. - For Carrie. 482 00:27:42,401 --> 00:27:46,068 Fine. Frankly, I can't afford a stupid ring and a baby. 483 00:27:46,151 --> 00:27:47,901 See? This is working out already. 484 00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:51,401 There was one person I needed to tell 485 00:27:51,485 --> 00:27:54,776 that, surprisingly, I was the marrying kind. 486 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,693 - Hey. - Hey. 487 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,985 - Thank God you're here. - I have something to tell you. 488 00:28:00,068 --> 00:28:01,443 Aidan left you? 489 00:28:02,818 --> 00:28:03,860 I'm engaged. 490 00:28:04,485 --> 00:28:05,485 Fuck you. 491 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:08,568 Oh, let's have a drink and celebrate. 492 00:28:08,651 --> 00:28:10,568 - Two Rubies, please. - Two Rubies. 493 00:28:11,485 --> 00:28:13,860 - He switched the ring on me. - The bastard. 494 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,401 - And look. - Ooh! 495 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,360 It's a really good ring. 496 00:28:17,818 --> 00:28:19,485 Mmm, I've seen it. 497 00:28:20,526 --> 00:28:23,360 - What? - Somebody had to help the poor guy. 498 00:28:23,443 --> 00:28:24,985 So now you want me to get married? 499 00:28:25,068 --> 00:28:27,401 No, but if you're gonna ruin our lives, 500 00:28:27,485 --> 00:28:29,651 I'd at least like to look at a nice piece of jewelry. 501 00:28:30,818 --> 00:28:31,818 Thank you. 502 00:28:33,526 --> 00:28:36,360 - Two Rubies. - Hey, are you tan, lady? 503 00:28:36,443 --> 00:28:38,193 I was in Rio with Richard. 504 00:28:38,276 --> 00:28:39,651 Rio with the CEO? 505 00:28:40,901 --> 00:28:42,068 A mistake.