1 00:00:48,278 --> 00:00:51,695 When a marriage breaks up, there are numerous ways to cope. 2 00:00:51,778 --> 00:00:54,111 You can cry. You can move. 3 00:00:54,195 --> 00:00:56,528 - It's left-right, not right-left. - Oh. 4 00:00:57,445 --> 00:01:01,153 Or, as Charlotte did, dive into a new routine. 5 00:01:01,236 --> 00:01:02,486 A tap routine. 6 00:01:02,903 --> 00:01:04,195 I feel good. 7 00:01:04,278 --> 00:01:07,361 I even signed up for sculpture and tap dancing class. 8 00:01:07,445 --> 00:01:09,403 Because Lord knows you can't do one without the other. 9 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,111 And everyone keeps telling me to take time to grieve. 10 00:01:12,195 --> 00:01:13,361 I don't need time. 11 00:01:13,445 --> 00:01:15,653 This divorce is going to be clean and swift, 12 00:01:15,736 --> 00:01:17,320 like pulling off a Band-Aid. 13 00:01:17,403 --> 00:01:18,403 Carrie? 14 00:01:19,153 --> 00:01:21,570 Oh, my God, I thought that was you. 15 00:01:22,111 --> 00:01:25,361 There it was, the unmistakable voice of Susan Sharon. 16 00:01:25,445 --> 00:01:26,778 So what's new? What's going on with you? 17 00:01:26,861 --> 00:01:28,320 Oh, you know, same old, same old. 18 00:01:28,403 --> 00:01:31,736 Just writing, gallivanting, eating. You know, the usual. 19 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:33,486 - Carrie. - What? 20 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:35,195 You're forgetting the most important thing. 21 00:01:36,695 --> 00:01:38,986 Oh. Oh, jeez. 22 00:01:39,861 --> 00:01:41,653 - I'm engaged. - They're engaged! 23 00:01:42,028 --> 00:01:43,945 - You're getting married. - Yeah. 24 00:01:44,028 --> 00:01:47,861 - Oh, my God. Oh, Aidan. Oh, mazel tov. - Yeah. 25 00:01:47,945 --> 00:01:50,778 Oh. Okay. Let me see, where's the… 26 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:54,486 Oh, here. It's here. It's right here. See? 27 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:56,986 Oh. Why you wearing it around your neck? 28 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,695 Is that what the people are doing these days? 29 00:01:58,778 --> 00:02:01,320 - I'm so out of it. - No, no, it's just me. 30 00:02:02,153 --> 00:02:04,028 It's closer to my heart this way. 31 00:02:05,028 --> 00:02:06,028 Oh. 32 00:02:08,111 --> 00:02:10,236 So, spring wedding? 33 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,778 - Fall wedding? Where are you doing it? - Uh… 34 00:02:12,861 --> 00:02:16,111 God, we haven't even begun to think about that stuff. 35 00:02:16,195 --> 00:02:17,736 You better chop-chop, missy. 36 00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:21,320 Because these places book up, I'm telling you, years and years. 37 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:23,695 Okay, anyway, the wedding. 38 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,695 The next morning, a hotel mogul and his publicist 39 00:02:27,778 --> 00:02:29,986 began another grueling day at work. 40 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:34,361 - Can I help you? - You're gorgeous. 41 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:36,070 Tell me something I don't know. 42 00:02:36,445 --> 00:02:39,070 As intimate as their personal affair had become, 43 00:02:39,153 --> 00:02:41,153 when it came to their business affairs, 44 00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:43,695 Samantha remained cool and professional… 45 00:02:48,945 --> 00:02:49,986 in theory. 46 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,195 J.J. Mitchell. 47 00:02:52,278 --> 00:02:53,986 J.J., Samantha Jones. 48 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:57,111 I have your column in my hand, and I'm very disappointed. 49 00:02:57,195 --> 00:02:59,653 Jonesy, I thought you'd be sucking my dick 50 00:02:59,736 --> 00:03:02,111 for finally getting Richard Wright's name in the paper. 51 00:03:02,195 --> 00:03:03,861 We'll talk about your dick in a second. 52 00:03:03,945 --> 00:03:06,611 Richard Wright canoodling with Bebe London? That's bullshit. 53 00:03:06,695 --> 00:03:10,195 I happen to know he's canoodling with one woman, and it's not Bebe London. 54 00:03:10,278 --> 00:03:12,445 Uh, okay. Guess which hotheaded publicist 55 00:03:12,528 --> 00:03:14,236 can't seem to keep track of her own client. 56 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,778 Guess which two-bit gossip columnist is talking out of his ass. 57 00:03:17,861 --> 00:03:20,778 Believe me, I'd rather be talking out of your ass, Jonesy. 58 00:03:20,861 --> 00:03:22,028 So just say the word… 59 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,111 Jonesy? 60 00:03:25,861 --> 00:03:28,861 J.J. Mitchell's column said you were canoodling with Bebe London. 61 00:03:28,945 --> 00:03:31,111 He's an idiot. Just giving you a heads-up. 62 00:03:31,195 --> 00:03:33,528 Oh, hey, all press is good press, right? 63 00:03:34,361 --> 00:03:36,236 So you were canoodling with Bebe London? 64 00:03:36,736 --> 00:03:37,820 Is that a problem? 65 00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:40,528 No. 66 00:03:41,153 --> 00:03:44,445 I just need to get all the facts, so I can do my job. 67 00:03:44,903 --> 00:03:47,778 Why don't you take a break from your job and get that sexy ass in here? 68 00:03:59,695 --> 00:04:01,320 In an effort to drown out thoughts 69 00:04:01,403 --> 00:04:03,445 of Richard canoodling with Bebe London, 70 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:06,361 Samantha focused on her own canoodle. 71 00:04:07,736 --> 00:04:10,445 And in a more modest shower uptown… 72 00:04:13,611 --> 00:04:15,611 - Excuse me, have we met? - Can I get in there? 73 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:17,445 Got the Sheetrock guy coming in ten minutes. 74 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:19,986 - It's really coming along over there. - Oh, yeah? 75 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:22,903 Walls are coming down, washer-dryer's on the way. 76 00:04:24,070 --> 00:04:26,736 Oh, I forgot about the washer and dryer. 77 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:29,070 I've been dreaming of that my whole New York life. 78 00:04:29,153 --> 00:04:30,736 Here's something else for you to chew on. 79 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:31,945 What's that? 80 00:04:32,695 --> 00:04:33,820 How about Hawaii? 81 00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:36,486 - As what, the 50th state? - As in, we get hitched. 82 00:04:36,945 --> 00:04:40,736 We grab a couple friends, down some mai tais, tie the knot. 83 00:04:41,195 --> 00:04:43,028 You know, we can get "Maui'd." 84 00:04:43,528 --> 00:04:45,361 Hey, buddy, did you just pun in the nude? 85 00:04:45,445 --> 00:04:46,445 Yeah. 86 00:04:46,528 --> 00:04:48,486 What did I tell you about that? 87 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:50,986 - Give me the soap. - What do you think? 88 00:04:52,861 --> 00:04:54,278 - What, about Hawaii? - Yeah. 89 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:59,778 Come on, do I look like the "hang ten," "surf's up" kind of bride to you? 90 00:05:00,611 --> 00:05:03,195 'Cause I really think my grass skirt days are over. 91 00:05:03,778 --> 00:05:07,570 Okay, how about Aspen? Christmastime in Aspen. 92 00:05:07,653 --> 00:05:10,070 You, me, a polar bear, a judge. 93 00:05:10,736 --> 00:05:11,736 How's that sound? 94 00:05:13,653 --> 00:05:16,028 For a shower with so little water pressure, 95 00:05:16,111 --> 00:05:18,945 I suddenly felt a ton of it beating down on my shoulders. 96 00:05:22,195 --> 00:05:25,236 And here's the spine, right here. 97 00:05:25,736 --> 00:05:27,903 Isn't that incredible? Oh, here's the heart beating. 98 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:34,403 - See? - Kind of. I think so. 99 00:05:35,278 --> 00:05:36,278 Okay. 100 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,903 Do you want to know the sex? I can tell you right now, if you do. 101 00:05:40,486 --> 00:05:41,695 Um… 102 00:05:41,778 --> 00:05:43,570 - Okay. - Sure? 103 00:05:46,403 --> 00:05:48,028 Ah! It's a boy. 104 00:05:50,403 --> 00:05:52,570 It's a boy. How do you feel? 105 00:05:56,945 --> 00:06:00,153 Wow! Great, a boy! 106 00:06:00,695 --> 00:06:02,278 Boy, oh boy! 107 00:06:04,278 --> 00:06:06,236 I just faked a sonogram. 108 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:07,820 I'm sorry? 109 00:06:08,278 --> 00:06:09,486 I was lying there, 110 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,820 the technician's giving me a guided tour of my uterus, 111 00:06:12,903 --> 00:06:14,611 then she tells me I'm having a boy, 112 00:06:14,695 --> 00:06:16,320 - and I just… - Oh, my God! 113 00:06:16,403 --> 00:06:19,070 Miranda, you're having a boy? 114 00:06:19,153 --> 00:06:21,945 You see? That. That's what this woman wanted out of me. 115 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:24,278 But I couldn't get it up for her, so I faked it. 116 00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:28,986 What exactly does a fake sonogram look like, in case I ever need to do it? 117 00:06:30,111 --> 00:06:31,153 Oh. 118 00:06:31,903 --> 00:06:35,403 Everyone else is glowing about my pregnancy. When will I? 119 00:06:35,486 --> 00:06:38,070 Yeah, I get the same thing every time someone hears I'm engaged. 120 00:06:38,153 --> 00:06:39,236 They're like… 121 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:43,236 I'm supposed to get all excited about picking a date and a place and a theme. 122 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,278 And I just want to lie down and take a big nap. 123 00:06:46,361 --> 00:06:47,861 I feel like a deadbeat bride. 124 00:06:47,945 --> 00:06:50,361 So don't do all that stupid stuff. Fuck them. 125 00:06:50,903 --> 00:06:54,028 Well, I better do something soon because I'm getting the distinct feeling 126 00:06:54,111 --> 00:06:57,070 my grace period is O-V-E-R. 127 00:06:57,903 --> 00:07:01,611 I don't even want to look for a dress. Me, no dress. 128 00:07:01,695 --> 00:07:04,195 - What's wrong here? - Maybe it's like the dentist. 129 00:07:04,903 --> 00:07:08,278 You put it off, and put it off, and then you finally go, 130 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,903 and afterwards you feel great. 131 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,736 God, I have to go to the dentist. 132 00:07:12,653 --> 00:07:15,320 Okay, wait. I'm having a radical idea here. 133 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,861 There's a horrible bridal shop a couple of blocks away. 134 00:07:19,528 --> 00:07:22,195 - We could go. You… - How do you even know this? 135 00:07:22,278 --> 00:07:24,820 Because every time I pass by it, I go… 136 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,195 We could run in, you could try on the worst dress they have, 137 00:07:28,278 --> 00:07:30,486 just face the dragon, get it over with. 138 00:07:30,570 --> 00:07:32,236 And then I'll treat you to a Tasti D-Lite. 139 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,278 It's like aversion shock therapy. 140 00:07:34,361 --> 00:07:36,945 You want me to try on a bad wedding dress? 141 00:07:37,028 --> 00:07:39,528 You're gonna have to do a lot better than Tasti D-Lite. 142 00:07:40,903 --> 00:07:43,570 - I'll try one on too? - Whoo! 143 00:07:46,028 --> 00:07:47,111 - Hi. - Hello. 144 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,471 Ladies. 145 00:07:48,486 --> 00:07:51,278 My friend Miranda here is getting married. 146 00:07:51,361 --> 00:07:55,945 So we're looking for something special, and we're in kind of a hurry. 147 00:07:56,028 --> 00:07:58,320 And, uh, for Carrie here, 148 00:07:58,403 --> 00:08:01,570 we're thinking of something with a lot of bows, 149 00:08:01,653 --> 00:08:03,028 very frilly and poufy. 150 00:08:03,111 --> 00:08:04,945 We want her to look like a giant cupcake. 151 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,403 I'm sorry, which one of you is getting married? 152 00:08:08,486 --> 00:08:10,945 We both are. We do everything together. 153 00:08:11,028 --> 00:08:13,528 Right now, Miranda has everything but the gown. 154 00:08:13,611 --> 00:08:15,570 - And the groom. - Whoops. 155 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:18,236 Okay. Is this a lesbian wedding? 156 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,611 Oh. No, it's a very straight-laced, conservative crowd. 157 00:08:21,695 --> 00:08:23,195 Lot of Wall Street types. 158 00:08:24,945 --> 00:08:26,861 I'll see what I can find. Come with me. 159 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,278 Your rehearsal dinner's gonna rock. 160 00:08:29,611 --> 00:08:32,236 Okay, on the count of three. 161 00:08:33,361 --> 00:08:35,945 One, two… 162 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:46,028 Look at you. 163 00:08:46,778 --> 00:08:48,736 Stop, I'm gonna pee in this thing. 164 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,778 - Look at you. - Look at yourself. 165 00:08:51,528 --> 00:08:53,361 Hold still, you need a veil. You need a veil. 166 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:54,445 Okay. 167 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,820 Look, look, look. Look! 168 00:08:58,778 --> 00:09:01,611 Oh! I look beautiful. 169 00:09:01,695 --> 00:09:03,903 You can't even tell that I'm pregnant in this. 170 00:09:03,986 --> 00:09:06,903 The sleeves help balance out the tummy. Don't you think it's kind of fetching? 171 00:09:07,361 --> 00:09:08,361 - Don't you… - Oh, my God. 172 00:09:08,903 --> 00:09:11,945 This is too tight, I can't breathe. Can you get it… Can you get it off me? 173 00:09:12,028 --> 00:09:13,820 - Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding. 174 00:09:13,903 --> 00:09:16,903 Um, okay. Shh! You don't want the woman to come back in here. 175 00:09:16,986 --> 00:09:19,736 I'm not kidding. Get it off. I'm burning up. I can't breathe. 176 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:24,486 I'm sorry. Oh, my… There are a million buttons back here. 177 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:28,611 - Oh, my God, your back is all red. - Just get it off, just rip it off. 178 00:09:36,611 --> 00:09:37,736 Oh, my God. 179 00:09:38,986 --> 00:09:40,236 What just happened? 180 00:09:41,528 --> 00:09:43,070 I can't do it, I can't get married. 181 00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:44,153 This is all your fault. 182 00:09:45,403 --> 00:09:47,403 How could you take her to that dump? 183 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,570 It was an experiment. It went awry. 184 00:09:49,653 --> 00:09:52,236 Okay, let's just slow down. 185 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,611 This is classic cold feet. Let's not do anything rash. 186 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,570 Rash. Yes, exactly, rash. Look at this. 187 00:09:58,028 --> 00:10:01,653 My body is literally rejecting the idea of marriage. Look. 188 00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:04,528 Yeah, once you get a rash from a guy, it's time to heave-ho. 189 00:10:04,653 --> 00:10:07,611 No, it's not him, it's me. I'm missing the bride gene. 190 00:10:07,695 --> 00:10:09,820 I should be put in a test tube and studied. 191 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:12,070 It's not just you. I don't wanna get married. 192 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,278 Ever? 193 00:10:14,195 --> 00:10:16,570 Why do we even have to get married? Why? 194 00:10:16,653 --> 00:10:18,111 Give me one good reason. 195 00:10:18,195 --> 00:10:20,653 Aside from the not-wanting-to-die-alone thing. 196 00:10:21,695 --> 00:10:23,528 Which is something to think about, I admit. 197 00:10:23,903 --> 00:10:27,570 Well, for me, when it was good, it gave me a sense of security. 198 00:10:27,653 --> 00:10:29,903 But I feel secure now. 199 00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:31,611 Things are great with us. 200 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,736 And you know what they say, "If it ain't broke…" 201 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:35,153 Don't marry it. 202 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:37,861 - What are you afraid would change? - I don't know. 203 00:10:38,611 --> 00:10:40,945 Nothing. Everything. 204 00:10:41,028 --> 00:10:43,361 Every bride feels that way at one point. 205 00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:45,070 Why aren't they speaking up? 206 00:10:45,153 --> 00:10:47,695 Carrie, I'm gonna ask you an unpleasant question now. 207 00:10:48,445 --> 00:10:50,153 Why did you ever say yes? 208 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,236 Because I love him. 209 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:58,986 A man you love, kneels in the street and offers you a ring, you say yes. 210 00:10:59,070 --> 00:11:00,070 That's what you do. 211 00:11:00,111 --> 00:11:01,945 Look, you get married, you hope for the best. 212 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,820 It doesn't work out, you get divorced. 213 00:11:03,903 --> 00:11:06,070 You can take tap with Bojangles over here. 214 00:11:06,153 --> 00:11:08,861 No, I can't take a vow of forever and ever 215 00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:11,986 if what I mean is "for the foreseeable future." 216 00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:13,320 I can't do that to Aidan. 217 00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:14,695 Talk to him about it. 218 00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:17,611 How? How do you talk about this? "Hey, Aidan, what's up? 219 00:11:17,695 --> 00:11:18,778 I've just been thinking. 220 00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,528 I'm having some doubts about the whole 'I do' thing." 221 00:11:20,611 --> 00:11:21,611 It'll break his heart. 222 00:11:22,236 --> 00:11:25,445 I should never have said yes. I'm a bad person. 223 00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:26,653 It's amazing. 224 00:11:26,736 --> 00:11:29,236 In a court room, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. 225 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,153 In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person. 226 00:11:32,236 --> 00:11:35,570 Look, everyone has anxiety around weddings. 227 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:38,820 Maybe your anxiety threshold is just lower than other people's. 228 00:11:38,903 --> 00:11:40,028 That's an interesting theory. 229 00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:42,361 You think that dress is still outside the dumpster at Tasti D-Lite? 230 00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:47,236 After being hit by a bridal wave, 231 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,945 I tried to get my mind around the concept of happily ever after. 232 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:57,361 As progressive as our society claims to be, 233 00:11:57,445 --> 00:12:01,028 there are still certain life targets we're all supposed to hit. 234 00:12:01,486 --> 00:12:05,320 Marriage, babies, and a home to call your own. 235 00:12:05,403 --> 00:12:09,028 But what if, instead of breaking out in a smile, you break out in a rash? 236 00:12:09,111 --> 00:12:12,153 Is something wrong with the system? Or is it you? 237 00:12:12,236 --> 00:12:14,403 And do we really want these things? 238 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,528 Or are we just programmed? 239 00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:22,236 In a crisis, people always tell you to listen to your gut. 240 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,195 Mine was telling me to start smoking again. 241 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,861 Hi. Uh… 242 00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:28,903 Marlboro Lights, please. 243 00:12:33,695 --> 00:12:35,778 But I decided not to throw it all away. 244 00:12:35,861 --> 00:12:37,653 You know what? Actually… 245 00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:40,361 Just these. 246 00:12:41,111 --> 00:12:43,903 Later, while Aidan worked on the apartment next door, 247 00:12:43,986 --> 00:12:46,570 I worked on reprogramming my attitude. 248 00:12:46,653 --> 00:12:48,570 Could I be a spring bride? 249 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:52,945 Happy bride? 250 00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,111 Peekaboo bride? 251 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,445 Stop! 252 00:13:00,111 --> 00:13:02,111 Stop! Aidan, stop it! 253 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,653 Aidan. Aidan. 254 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:13,903 I'm freaking out. 255 00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:16,361 I can't, I… 256 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,778 I cannot… I… 257 00:13:19,195 --> 00:13:20,278 I am having… 258 00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:24,195 a very strong reaction to all this change. 259 00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:25,986 - Okay, just don't freak out. - I can't… 260 00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:27,486 I am freaking out. 261 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:29,320 It all just feels really fast. 262 00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:31,653 The hole? I told you I was gonna come through there today. 263 00:13:31,736 --> 00:13:32,820 It's not just the hole. 264 00:13:36,611 --> 00:13:37,611 What? 265 00:13:44,528 --> 00:13:46,028 It's the marriage stuff. 266 00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:50,236 I love you, and I'm sorry 267 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,611 if I'm not supposed to talk to you about this. 268 00:13:54,111 --> 00:13:55,111 But… 269 00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:58,028 - But I have to. - Hey. 270 00:13:59,945 --> 00:14:01,278 Hey, come here. 271 00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:03,403 Just sit down on the floor. 272 00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:13,236 What's happening? 273 00:14:18,153 --> 00:14:19,695 I didn't want to say anything, 274 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,236 but then that thing came through my wall. 275 00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:32,278 I don't think that I'm ready to get married yet. 276 00:14:36,028 --> 00:14:37,028 Do you hate me? 277 00:14:37,361 --> 00:14:38,778 No, come on. 278 00:14:39,736 --> 00:14:41,570 You're catching me a little off guard here. 279 00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:43,070 I know, I just… 280 00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:44,653 No, it's… Hey. 281 00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:46,486 I hear you, I hear you. 282 00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,153 I need a minute here. 283 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:03,111 Is it because I said we could get "Maui'd"? 284 00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:06,153 Huh? 285 00:15:09,153 --> 00:15:10,945 Thank you for making a joke. 286 00:15:14,153 --> 00:15:15,153 Let's slow it down. 287 00:15:17,278 --> 00:15:18,861 Okay, how much time do you need? 288 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:21,820 Six months? 289 00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:24,653 Nine months? 290 00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:29,320 End of the year? 291 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:30,820 Which year? 292 00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:35,361 So, you just need some time? 293 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,861 Yeah, I think so. 294 00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:41,861 Okay. 295 00:15:42,445 --> 00:15:43,445 Okay. 296 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,778 We'll get there. 297 00:15:48,528 --> 00:15:49,945 Thank you, Aidan. 298 00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:53,445 Thank you for listening. 299 00:15:58,153 --> 00:15:59,695 Did you see the washer and dryer out there? 300 00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:08,195 I love you. 301 00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:16,028 The next day, Miranda enjoyed a few moments of solitude with her bills 302 00:16:16,111 --> 00:16:17,486 and her cleaning lady. 303 00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:18,653 Magda? 304 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:20,986 I'm gonna pay you for a whole month, okay? 305 00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:27,653 Look what I found on the kitchen counter. It's beautiful. 306 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:31,320 - Did they tell you boy or girl? - Yes, it's a boy. 307 00:16:34,611 --> 00:16:37,070 A boy. A boy? 308 00:16:37,486 --> 00:16:39,070 A boy is coming into the house. 309 00:16:39,153 --> 00:16:41,570 A boy is highest blessing. It's good luck. 310 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,736 Smile. 311 00:16:46,528 --> 00:16:47,695 Smile. 312 00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:51,195 Smile for a boy. 313 00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:54,570 A boy! 314 00:16:54,653 --> 00:16:56,528 A boy. Ah! 315 00:17:06,445 --> 00:17:08,653 And while Miranda had tea for one, 316 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,611 Charlotte was mastering "Tea for Two." 317 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,695 You're coming across the floor with me. 318 00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:19,195 Step shuffle step for you, step shuffle step for me. 319 00:17:22,361 --> 00:17:24,361 And now two by two. 320 00:17:24,445 --> 00:17:25,445 Go. 321 00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:29,486 Next pair. 322 00:17:31,361 --> 00:17:32,778 Nice. 323 00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:38,195 Very nice. 324 00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:44,986 You, in the flowers. Go. 325 00:17:45,528 --> 00:17:48,278 - I don't have a partner. - Just go it alone. 326 00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:50,111 And go. 327 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,903 I don't want to go it alone. 328 00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:54,320 You'll be fine. Come on, Flowers. 329 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:59,361 Picture me upon your knee 330 00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:04,778 I can't do this, I'm sorry, I can't. And I shouldn't have to. 331 00:18:04,861 --> 00:18:08,903 I deserve a real partner. And this song is abusive and hurtful. 332 00:18:08,986 --> 00:18:09,986 Should I stop? 333 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:13,361 And you should think about how a person would feel 334 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:15,070 who's going through a very difficult divorce 335 00:18:15,153 --> 00:18:18,903 and who just comes here to have fun and feel good about themselves. 336 00:18:24,778 --> 00:18:27,403 In her attempt to skip over her grief, 337 00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:29,486 Charlotte tapped into her pain. 338 00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:39,403 The next week, we all put on our finest, 339 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,445 and gathered at the Black and White Ball. 340 00:18:41,528 --> 00:18:43,111 Richard Wright's charity fundraiser. 341 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,861 Aidan looks so handsome in a tux. 342 00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:50,611 - Yeah. - How's he doing? 343 00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:53,278 He's good, good. 344 00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:57,528 Still a little thrown by the change in plans, but good. 345 00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:00,320 I just hope I did the right thing. 346 00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:03,486 You followed your feelings. That's always the right thing to do. 347 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:06,903 I'm drinking seltzer, 348 00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:10,028 and I'm in a formal gown with an elasto-waist. 349 00:19:10,111 --> 00:19:11,278 I really fit in here. 350 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:16,361 Do you realize you're growing a teeny tiny penis inside you? 351 00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,195 That's so sci-fi. 352 00:19:18,278 --> 00:19:21,528 Oh, my God! Miranda, you're having a boy? 353 00:19:21,611 --> 00:19:23,570 Aren't you so excited? 354 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:30,070 Two glasses of French fizz here and a sody for you. 355 00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:32,445 Aidan, did you know that Miranda's having a boy? 356 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,320 Think I'm gonna hurt myself. 357 00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:39,403 I trust you're finding something noteworthy 358 00:19:39,486 --> 00:19:42,611 - to put in your column, J.J.? - Oh! Look at you. 359 00:19:43,153 --> 00:19:45,986 I can think of a few other places I'd like to put my column tonight. 360 00:19:46,070 --> 00:19:48,361 - Dream on, J.J. - Never hurts to ask, right? 361 00:19:48,445 --> 00:19:51,903 Okay, I'm sure you know this one, but guess which hotel king 362 00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:55,570 is having very private relations with a very public New York woman. 363 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,778 Oh, I guess the cat's out of the bag. 364 00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:59,111 Oh, it's out of the bag. 365 00:19:59,528 --> 00:20:00,653 Look at them together. 366 00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:05,195 That Judith McBain, she's insatiable. 367 00:20:05,278 --> 00:20:07,945 Word is they've done it in every one of his hotels. 368 00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:10,403 Excuse me. 369 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,486 Good chatting with you, Jonesy. 370 00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:16,695 Samantha could handle the press but she couldn't handle the truth. 371 00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,320 That fucking Richard is fucking the entire styles section. 372 00:20:19,403 --> 00:20:21,861 And for the first time in my life, I actually give a shit. 373 00:20:22,986 --> 00:20:25,820 I think I have monogamy. I must've caught it from you people. 374 00:20:26,195 --> 00:20:27,195 Now, it's airborne. 375 00:20:27,278 --> 00:20:28,361 There are a lot of hot guys here 376 00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:30,986 but I don't want to fuck a single one of them. Not him… 377 00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:33,195 or him. 378 00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:35,570 What about this guy over here? 'Cause he asked me if I knew you. 379 00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:36,778 - Who? - This guy… 380 00:20:39,403 --> 00:20:41,278 No, I'm not interested. 381 00:20:41,361 --> 00:20:42,736 Oh, damn it, I'm not well. 382 00:20:43,236 --> 00:20:44,736 At least you're not getting divorced. 383 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,445 Why don't you just tell Richard how you feel? 384 00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:47,861 I can't do that. 385 00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:50,736 He likes me because I'm supposed to be immune to this bullshit. 386 00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:54,611 There goes that Judith Bitchy-McBitch heading for Richard. 387 00:20:55,236 --> 00:20:57,570 Okay, I'm gonna go over there 388 00:20:57,653 --> 00:21:00,861 and I'm gonna be completely calm, and completely professional. 389 00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:05,195 Every day, millions of people suffer from monogamy. 390 00:21:05,278 --> 00:21:06,611 There is no known cure. 391 00:21:06,695 --> 00:21:08,903 Oh, I'm so sorry. 392 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,028 Hey, gorgeous. Great turnout. 393 00:21:14,111 --> 00:21:15,486 This is purely professional. 394 00:21:16,945 --> 00:21:18,945 Exactly how many women are you fucking? 395 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:21,778 It's the Black and White Ball, not the "black and blue" ball. 396 00:21:23,611 --> 00:21:27,278 As your publicist, I must tell you all this canoodling and bed-hopping 397 00:21:27,361 --> 00:21:28,736 is tacky and immature. 398 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,903 It makes investors nervous, and frankly… 399 00:21:30,986 --> 00:21:32,028 It makes you nervous too. 400 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:35,070 As your publicist, yes, it does. 401 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:39,486 So grow up. Stop fucking other women, just fuck me. 402 00:21:41,445 --> 00:21:43,986 Come on, we're not the monotonous… 403 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,195 I mean, monogamous type. 404 00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:47,653 Well, maybe I am. 405 00:21:49,403 --> 00:21:51,111 Gorgeous, I'm not. 406 00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:54,403 Fine. 407 00:21:56,028 --> 00:21:57,945 Hey, Jonesy, you get any good dish for me? 408 00:21:58,028 --> 00:21:59,486 In fact, she did. 409 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,695 Samantha gave J.J. an exclusive 410 00:22:02,778 --> 00:22:06,070 just to prove to herself that she was not. 411 00:22:06,695 --> 00:22:08,903 - What the… - Oh, shit. 412 00:22:09,403 --> 00:22:11,445 Shit. Just a minute. 413 00:22:11,528 --> 00:22:14,361 It wasn't the first time a guy went soft on Samantha, 414 00:22:14,445 --> 00:22:16,861 but it was the first time she didn't care. 415 00:22:17,611 --> 00:22:20,070 Oh, Jonesy, I can't believe this is happening. 416 00:22:20,153 --> 00:22:21,403 This never happens to me. 417 00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:23,736 I can give you a list of women who this has never happened with. 418 00:22:24,236 --> 00:22:26,403 - That won't be necessary. - No, I want to. 419 00:22:26,486 --> 00:22:29,445 Listen, I want you to call Anna Bonnie at 957-7297, 420 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:31,861 or Lisa Yellin at 459… 421 00:22:32,695 --> 00:22:34,528 There you are. Listen. 422 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,903 Maybe I was too quick back there. 423 00:22:37,778 --> 00:22:40,361 If there's anyone who could keep monotony interesting… 424 00:22:40,445 --> 00:22:41,695 Hey, man of the hour. 425 00:22:44,153 --> 00:22:46,153 Samantha. 426 00:22:47,028 --> 00:22:48,028 You'll never change. 427 00:22:49,653 --> 00:22:52,611 And I wouldn't want you to. Let's just keep things as they were. 428 00:22:52,695 --> 00:22:54,903 This doesn't count. He couldn't even stay hard. 429 00:22:54,986 --> 00:22:55,986 Hey. 430 00:22:56,361 --> 00:22:57,528 Good seeing you, J.J. 431 00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:04,028 - Don't say it, limp dick. - Okay. 432 00:23:09,445 --> 00:23:11,528 That's a very good look for you. 433 00:23:12,195 --> 00:23:14,486 I think we both look kind of sharp tonight. 434 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,861 You've never looked prettier, my friend. 435 00:23:18,195 --> 00:23:19,195 Thank you. 436 00:23:20,361 --> 00:23:21,903 Let's get married tonight. 437 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:26,070 Come on, you've got this beautiful white dress on. 438 00:23:26,945 --> 00:23:29,361 I got this tux for another 13 hours. 439 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,361 Let's just do it. 440 00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:34,486 Let's get in a cab. 441 00:23:35,236 --> 00:23:38,195 Airport, Vegas. Huh? 442 00:23:39,028 --> 00:23:40,445 No muss, no fuss. 443 00:23:41,236 --> 00:23:44,570 - Aidan, this isn't funny. - Seriously. Come on. 444 00:23:45,236 --> 00:23:48,945 I mean, look, we get married tonight, 445 00:23:50,111 --> 00:23:51,861 we wake up tomorrow, it's done. 446 00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:57,570 All right? We're still us. We don't even have to tell anybody. 447 00:23:58,861 --> 00:23:59,861 Well… 448 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:02,486 What about what we discussed? 449 00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:05,028 Oh, come on. You're just scared. 450 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,986 Yes, I'm scared. 451 00:24:08,528 --> 00:24:10,611 Come on, Aidan, we talked about this. 452 00:24:10,695 --> 00:24:12,611 No, you talked and I listened. 453 00:24:13,570 --> 00:24:16,861 Carrie, I looked at you tonight from across the room, 454 00:24:17,695 --> 00:24:19,111 and I thought, "I love her. 455 00:24:19,986 --> 00:24:21,278 And she loves me." 456 00:24:21,903 --> 00:24:22,945 What are we waiting for? 457 00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:25,945 Because I need more time. 458 00:24:26,028 --> 00:24:27,278 What's going to change? 459 00:24:27,945 --> 00:24:31,153 This is me. I don't have any tricks up my sleeve. 460 00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:33,778 - This is who I am. - This isn't about you. 461 00:24:34,778 --> 00:24:36,736 I'm not ready for marriage. 462 00:24:37,236 --> 00:24:38,236 Well, I am. 463 00:24:39,195 --> 00:24:41,445 I'm sorry if that scares you, but I am. 464 00:24:41,528 --> 00:24:46,320 People fall in love, they get married. That's what they do. 465 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,570 Not necessarily. 466 00:24:52,695 --> 00:24:57,986 Why can't we just keep things the way they are, just live together? 467 00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:59,653 I don't want to live together. 468 00:25:00,653 --> 00:25:02,820 I've had girlfriends for 20 years. 469 00:25:03,278 --> 00:25:05,236 I want you to be my wife. 470 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,320 Aidan, you're pushing me. 471 00:25:07,403 --> 00:25:09,278 Well, maybe you need to be pushed. 472 00:25:09,361 --> 00:25:11,528 What's the big deal? It's just a stupid piece of paper. 473 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:15,820 If it's just a stupid piece of paper, then why do we need it? 474 00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:17,403 Because I need it. 475 00:25:18,236 --> 00:25:21,611 I want to make this official and lock this thing down. 476 00:25:22,278 --> 00:25:25,986 Carrie, I want the whole wide world to know that you're mine. 477 00:25:26,070 --> 00:25:27,820 Who else's would I be? 478 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:32,653 Oh, my God. 479 00:25:36,195 --> 00:25:37,611 You still don't trust me. 480 00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,195 You don't even wear that ring on your fucking finger. 481 00:25:40,278 --> 00:25:42,903 I am yours. There is nobody else. 482 00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:47,861 I love you. But I can't marry you to make you trust me. 483 00:25:48,695 --> 00:25:49,695 Aidan. 484 00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:51,403 Aidan? 485 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,445 Look at me. 486 00:25:56,695 --> 00:25:59,653 Look at me before we make a huge mistake. 487 00:26:00,945 --> 00:26:02,861 If you don't want to marry me right now, 488 00:26:04,361 --> 00:26:05,903 you'll never want to marry me. 489 00:26:07,153 --> 00:26:08,320 That's not true. 490 00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:09,903 I think it is. 491 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,153 Yeah. 492 00:26:21,778 --> 00:26:23,486 I'm gonna sleep in the other apartment tonight. 493 00:26:24,028 --> 00:26:25,028 Really? 494 00:26:26,611 --> 00:26:27,611 Yeah, really. 495 00:26:28,861 --> 00:26:30,070 Just for tonight? 496 00:26:32,236 --> 00:26:33,903 I can't believe I'm back here again. 497 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:37,861 Shit. 498 00:26:48,111 --> 00:26:51,320 We had left the land of black and white, and now everything was grey. 499 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,403 To the outside world, 500 00:26:54,486 --> 00:26:56,903 Miranda's maternal gene might never kick in. 501 00:27:02,028 --> 00:27:06,570 But that night, she felt a real kick from deep inside. 502 00:27:44,236 --> 00:27:46,528 There are some walls you can push through 503 00:27:46,611 --> 00:27:47,903 and some you can't. 504 00:27:54,403 --> 00:27:56,528 That was the only night we would ever spend 505 00:27:56,611 --> 00:27:57,945 on the other side of the wall. 506 00:28:02,861 --> 00:28:05,528 The next day, Aidan moved out.