1 00:00:46,396 --> 00:00:47,438 Every morning, 2 00:00:47,521 --> 00:00:50,146 millions of New Yorkers leave their crowded apartments 3 00:00:50,230 --> 00:00:52,396 and head out to the even more crowded streets 4 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:53,605 on their way to work. 5 00:00:53,688 --> 00:00:55,438 Today, I was one of them. 6 00:00:55,521 --> 00:00:57,980 Sometimes, a girl just needs a new start. 7 00:00:58,063 --> 00:01:01,605 I had a new do, a new mortgage, and, therefore, a new job. 8 00:01:04,646 --> 00:01:07,063 I had just submitted my first freelance article 9 00:01:07,146 --> 00:01:09,938 for one of the most relevant and provocative magazines 10 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:12,688 on the newsstands today, at least to me. 11 00:01:13,563 --> 00:01:14,771 Vogue. 12 00:01:14,855 --> 00:01:17,938 Also known as Mecca, where I belonged. 13 00:01:18,396 --> 00:01:19,396 This isn't Vogue. 14 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:22,855 Oh, you didn't like it? 15 00:01:22,938 --> 00:01:24,480 No. No one is saying that. 16 00:01:24,563 --> 00:01:26,771 Well, I am. I'll say it. I didn't like it. There, I said it. 17 00:01:27,230 --> 00:01:29,438 What Enid is trying to say, Carrie, 18 00:01:29,521 --> 00:01:31,355 is that you wrote a wonderful first draft. 19 00:01:31,438 --> 00:01:32,423 That isn't Vogue. 20 00:01:32,438 --> 00:01:35,438 There it was, the article I'd put my heart and soul into, 21 00:01:35,521 --> 00:01:37,021 and it was bleeding. 22 00:01:37,105 --> 00:01:39,480 Your spin on the idea, Carrie, is very clever. 23 00:01:39,563 --> 00:01:42,646 Different types of men as the new accessories for fall. 24 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:44,521 "A Prada…" 25 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:48,438 "A Prada dress should always be worn with an investment banker." 26 00:01:48,521 --> 00:01:49,646 I mean, that's wonderful. 27 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:53,730 Julian, the assignment was 500 words on accessories, not men. 28 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,605 And I'm not convinced she knows anything about purses. 29 00:01:56,688 --> 00:01:58,188 Or, for that matter, men. 30 00:01:58,271 --> 00:02:00,105 Enid, for the love of God! 31 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,313 Ms. Bradshaw, what you've handed us here 32 00:02:02,396 --> 00:02:04,605 is essentially just your newspaper column 33 00:02:04,688 --> 00:02:07,063 with the word "style" jammed in where the word "sex" used to be. 34 00:02:07,813 --> 00:02:10,146 We're not looking for Vogue according to your agenda. 35 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:12,605 - No one cares about your agenda. - That's not true. 36 00:02:12,688 --> 00:02:15,355 Oh, forgive me. I don't care about your agenda. 37 00:02:15,730 --> 00:02:17,188 I care about designers. 38 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,188 Oscar de la Renta, Chanel, Dior. 39 00:02:20,855 --> 00:02:25,896 I want less Carrie Bradshaw and more, "Carry this bag with these shoes." 40 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:26,923 Do you see what I mean? 41 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,771 You're a writer. You should be writing this down. 42 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:32,688 I was trying to find a way to introduce the bags and the bracelets 43 00:02:32,771 --> 00:02:33,855 with a little humor. 44 00:02:34,313 --> 00:02:36,355 Kind of, "Men are the new black." 45 00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:41,563 - It was supposed to be funny. - It was supposed to be bags. 46 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:47,813 Well, I didn't really bring a writing implement. 47 00:02:48,813 --> 00:02:51,771 Can I… Okay. Bags. 48 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,563 An hour later, Enid had to leave for a lunch date… 49 00:02:56,730 --> 00:02:58,855 …presumably to devour another writer. 50 00:02:58,938 --> 00:03:01,896 Don't let Enid get to you. She just came back from Paris, 51 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:04,480 and apparently humor and irony are out this season. 52 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,188 Billie Holiday. 53 00:03:10,271 --> 00:03:13,021 The only woman I can think of in more pain than you right now. 54 00:03:14,563 --> 00:03:17,146 Come on, cookie, chin up. 55 00:03:17,813 --> 00:03:19,480 In publishing, you need two things. 56 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:21,355 A tough hide, 57 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:24,146 and a dry martini. 58 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,646 Martinis in the morning? Is this allowed? 59 00:03:28,063 --> 00:03:29,063 Is it Vogue? 60 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:30,771 Only in absolute emergencies. 61 00:03:31,688 --> 00:03:33,105 Last time I broke this out 62 00:03:33,188 --> 00:03:36,355 was when I heard that fun-fur was making a comeback. 63 00:03:40,646 --> 00:03:42,063 Look at this mess. 64 00:03:44,063 --> 00:03:45,813 Why was I even hired? 65 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:47,730 Well, I'm afraid you have me to blame for that. 66 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:51,480 My daughter introduced me to your column about a year ago. 67 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,105 I thought you'd be a natural at Vogue. 68 00:03:54,605 --> 00:03:56,063 Well, I guess you thought wrong. 69 00:03:56,146 --> 00:03:57,230 Haven't been wrong yet. 70 00:03:57,855 --> 00:04:00,480 Vogue is all about vision. And you, cookie, have got vision. 71 00:04:01,396 --> 00:04:04,063 We just have to find a way to hide your vision from Enid's vision. 72 00:04:04,730 --> 00:04:07,605 A little less you, a little more purse… 73 00:04:08,896 --> 00:04:09,896 Come on. 74 00:04:11,271 --> 00:04:12,271 Drink. 75 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,480 Cheers. 76 00:04:17,063 --> 00:04:18,771 One and a half martinis later… 77 00:04:18,855 --> 00:04:23,063 And the sad thing is, this is what I do best. 78 00:04:23,146 --> 00:04:25,480 - I mean, look at it. - Cookie, you're drunk. 79 00:04:25,563 --> 00:04:27,605 Yeah. 80 00:04:27,688 --> 00:04:29,063 Cookie's drunk. 81 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,980 I'm drunk at Vogue. 82 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:35,271 How can anyone get so drunk on one and a half martinis? 83 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:37,438 I didn't eat breakfast, and I'm a size two, 84 00:04:37,521 --> 00:04:40,771 which should make me perfect for Vogue, but, nope, 85 00:04:40,855 --> 00:04:44,313 I'm drunk, and a failure at Vogue. 86 00:04:44,396 --> 00:04:46,313 I feel awful. This is my fault. 87 00:04:46,396 --> 00:04:47,480 Oh, Julian… 88 00:04:48,146 --> 00:04:50,646 I came in here today so cocky. 89 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:52,313 I thought I knew it all. 90 00:04:52,396 --> 00:04:55,563 I had my men jokes 91 00:04:55,646 --> 00:04:57,396 and my purse puns. 92 00:04:57,855 --> 00:05:01,313 And you heard her. What do I know about purses? Nothing. 93 00:05:01,813 --> 00:05:03,438 What do I know about men? 94 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,105 Oops. 95 00:05:08,355 --> 00:05:09,396 I spilled. 96 00:05:10,771 --> 00:05:11,813 I spilled at Vogue. 97 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,146 Okay. Okay. 98 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:17,563 Maybe we better just take you home. 99 00:05:17,646 --> 00:05:19,396 I can't go out there. 100 00:05:19,771 --> 00:05:20,771 I'm drunk. 101 00:05:22,313 --> 00:05:23,730 I'm drunk at Vogue. 102 00:05:31,438 --> 00:05:34,480 - Left, right, left. - Yeah. 103 00:05:34,563 --> 00:05:35,855 Now look at me. 104 00:05:35,938 --> 00:05:38,313 Pretend I'm saying something fantastic about corsets. 105 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,021 Excuse me. 106 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:42,605 Please tell me that wasn't Anna Wintour. 107 00:05:42,688 --> 00:05:43,938 It wasn't. Just… 108 00:05:44,438 --> 00:05:46,063 - Left, right. - Right. 109 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,521 - Left. - Left. 110 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:51,980 Left, right, left. 111 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:54,771 So sorry. 112 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,855 That night, at a more appropriate cocktail hour… 113 00:05:58,938 --> 00:06:02,105 Oh, come on, there must be something you want for your birthday. 114 00:06:02,188 --> 00:06:05,355 What I want for my birthday is not to celebrate it this year. 115 00:06:05,438 --> 00:06:07,438 What if I want to celebrate it? 116 00:06:07,521 --> 00:06:10,605 That would be celebration enough. Besides, I have everything I need. 117 00:06:10,688 --> 00:06:12,563 Oh, it's not about needing something. 118 00:06:12,646 --> 00:06:15,188 It's about wanting something just for fun. 119 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:17,813 Something decadent, something naughty, even. 120 00:06:17,896 --> 00:06:19,771 May I tempt you with dessert? 121 00:06:19,855 --> 00:06:21,438 How was everything this evening, Mr. Wright? 122 00:06:21,521 --> 00:06:23,230 - Delicious, thank you. - Alexa. 123 00:06:23,896 --> 00:06:26,688 I took the liberty of pre-ordering our chocolate soufflé 124 00:06:26,771 --> 00:06:27,855 for you and Ms. Jones, 125 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:29,480 if you're in the mood for something sweet. 126 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:32,188 Always. Thank you for keeping an eye on us. 127 00:06:32,271 --> 00:06:33,313 I couldn't help it. 128 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:35,396 You're the most attractive couple in the restaurant. 129 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:43,230 I know what I'd like for my birthday. 130 00:06:44,063 --> 00:06:46,896 An all-night, nonstop, championship fuckfest with you. 131 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:49,605 Then consider your candles blown. 132 00:06:50,063 --> 00:06:51,063 And Alexa. 133 00:06:52,396 --> 00:06:53,480 You asked. 134 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:57,938 Is a three-way with a 21-year-old a bad idea for Richard's birthday? 135 00:06:58,021 --> 00:06:59,521 What are you gonna get him next year? A four-way? 136 00:06:59,605 --> 00:07:02,313 Look, he doesn't wanna be monogamous. He'll either cheat with or without me. 137 00:07:02,396 --> 00:07:04,063 Well, happy birthday to you. 138 00:07:04,146 --> 00:07:05,521 It's not like he asked me to get him a hooker. 139 00:07:05,605 --> 00:07:07,396 These are the options? 140 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,423 It's someone we know. 141 00:07:08,438 --> 00:07:10,438 And at least this way, I'm part of the fantasy. 142 00:07:10,521 --> 00:07:11,980 Yeah, the fantasy being 143 00:07:12,063 --> 00:07:14,688 that he's attractive to someone young enough to be his daughter. 144 00:07:14,771 --> 00:07:16,230 He is, Charlotte, that's the problem. 145 00:07:16,646 --> 00:07:18,271 Richard's in his fucking prime. 146 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,813 Men get better-looking as they get older and women get… 147 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:22,730 Three-ways, apparently, or… 148 00:07:23,563 --> 00:07:26,646 a Marc Jacobs ultra-mod little notebook, huh? 149 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:30,355 Evidently, I'm recommending it to Vogue shoppers. 150 00:07:30,438 --> 00:07:32,438 Just be careful, Samantha. 151 00:07:32,521 --> 00:07:35,271 When a man has a fantasy and you fulfil it, 152 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,646 there's always the chance that the relationship could blow up, 153 00:07:37,730 --> 00:07:38,980 and then you're just the idiot 154 00:07:39,063 --> 00:07:41,521 who did it with him on the golf course, or something. 155 00:07:41,605 --> 00:07:44,355 - Was it you and Trey? - No, it's a "for instance." 156 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:48,021 Sorry I'm late. I was shopping for a stroller. 157 00:07:48,563 --> 00:07:50,938 I shouldn't even be here. I should be out doing all the things 158 00:07:51,021 --> 00:07:52,605 I'm supposed to do before the baby comes, 159 00:07:52,688 --> 00:07:54,980 and I'm unable to leave my apartment ever again. 160 00:07:55,063 --> 00:07:56,980 Like what? Jujitsu and off-track betting? 161 00:07:57,063 --> 00:07:58,646 Like buying a crib. 162 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:00,938 - Oh. - Evidently, I'm to go to Crib World 163 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:02,563 because it's a whole world of cribs. 164 00:08:02,646 --> 00:08:04,688 I guess Crib City wasn't big enough. 165 00:08:04,771 --> 00:08:07,396 Why isn't there a store called "This Is the Crib For You"? 166 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,771 And they just have one great crib 167 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:11,396 and they deliver it and assemble it, and help you raise your child. 168 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:12,646 You don't have a crib yet? 169 00:08:12,730 --> 00:08:14,438 No, Charlotte, I have a job instead. 170 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:18,938 I'm sorry, but when am I supposed to find time to prepare for this baby? 171 00:08:19,021 --> 00:08:21,396 I don't have a vague idea how I'm gonna do any of this. 172 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,688 Well, I don't have a Vogue idea, so hello. 173 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,188 Why don't you let old One-Ball help you? 174 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:26,355 Yeah, I tried that. 175 00:08:26,438 --> 00:08:29,480 And he starts acting all father-figure, and I get territorial, 176 00:08:29,563 --> 00:08:31,688 and the salespeople get confused. 177 00:08:31,771 --> 00:08:33,813 Trust me, it's too complicated for Crib World. 178 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:34,881 Let me help you. 179 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:36,730 I know you said you didn't want a baby shower, 180 00:08:36,813 --> 00:08:38,355 but it's not too late to change your mind. 181 00:08:38,438 --> 00:08:40,688 - I hate baby showers. - Ugh. Who doesn't? 182 00:08:40,771 --> 00:08:44,396 The games, the finger sandwiches, all that enforced oohing and aahing. 183 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:46,563 I don't ooh and aah. I don't care who's having a baby. 184 00:08:46,646 --> 00:08:47,771 Think of the gifts. 185 00:08:47,855 --> 00:08:50,021 It'd be a great way to get all the stuff you need. 186 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:51,271 Without having to go to Crib World. 187 00:08:51,355 --> 00:08:52,980 But who would I invite besides you guys? 188 00:08:53,063 --> 00:08:54,938 All the bitches that made you go to theirs. 189 00:08:55,021 --> 00:08:56,605 - Hmm. - It's your shower, 190 00:08:56,688 --> 00:08:59,480 and you can invite or not invite whoever you choose. 191 00:08:59,563 --> 00:09:01,646 Would you really want to throw me a baby shower 192 00:09:01,730 --> 00:09:03,313 after all you've been through this year? 193 00:09:04,230 --> 00:09:05,230 Yeah. 194 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:07,355 I think it would be good for me. 195 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,188 Okay, but no cutesy, storky shit. 196 00:09:12,938 --> 00:09:15,563 Just an adult, dignified lunch with presents, 197 00:09:15,646 --> 00:09:17,563 which I will open after everyone leaves. 198 00:09:17,646 --> 00:09:19,771 You have to open the presents. 199 00:09:19,855 --> 00:09:23,146 No opening of presents, no games, no crustless bread. 200 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,730 And I want fried chicken. 201 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:27,271 Fried chicken? But it's not Super Bowl Sunday. 202 00:09:27,355 --> 00:09:29,688 It's my shower, and I'll fry if I want to. 203 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,980 What should we do for our gift? 204 00:09:32,063 --> 00:09:34,563 Let's just stick to the registry three-way. 205 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:39,896 The next day, Charlotte decided if she was going to host a baby shower, 206 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,063 she should hide the evidence that she had wanted one of her own. 207 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:53,480 Later that week, I had a meal with the perfect dinner accessory, Julian. 208 00:09:53,563 --> 00:09:56,896 So, my wife is a former dancer. She was with the Martha Graham Company. 209 00:09:56,980 --> 00:10:00,271 And the first time I saw her on stage, I fell in love with her. 210 00:10:01,146 --> 00:10:02,855 She pliéd and I plotzed. 211 00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:08,063 It'll be 24 years next September. 212 00:10:08,146 --> 00:10:09,896 So you got married right out of grade school. 213 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,105 I knew there was something about you that I liked. 214 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,813 Mmm. What about your life? 215 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,813 Is there a man in your life? Is it a great love? 216 00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,188 Um… 217 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:22,730 Well, I just broke up with somebody. 218 00:10:23,521 --> 00:10:25,896 And yes. 219 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:30,021 It was a great love. 220 00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:33,730 But he went there. I went there. 221 00:10:34,105 --> 00:10:35,105 And there you have it. 222 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,855 So, Julian, the reason that I asked you to dinner tonight… 223 00:10:40,938 --> 00:10:42,271 Was because you knew I would pay? 224 00:10:42,355 --> 00:10:44,230 Besides that. Um… 225 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:48,605 I wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your interest in my article, 226 00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:51,521 but I've decided not to finish it. 227 00:10:51,605 --> 00:10:55,605 So, what, you're just gonna quit? No, no, I don't let my kids quit. 228 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:58,855 Technically, I'm not one of your kids. I'm just a girl you get drunk sometimes. 229 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,605 All right, forget about me. 230 00:11:01,438 --> 00:11:03,563 What would your father say about you quitting? 231 00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,938 My father wouldn't have a whole lot to say about quitting. 232 00:11:06,021 --> 00:11:07,646 He quit my mother and me when I was little. 233 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:09,631 Sorry. 234 00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:12,355 Thanks. No, I mean, a long time ago. I was five. 235 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,438 Why'd he leave? 236 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:15,855 No idea, never said. 237 00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:19,021 And that's the name of that tune. 238 00:11:24,521 --> 00:11:26,980 - What? - No, no, it's interesting. 239 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,021 Your father leaves without any answers, 240 00:11:30,105 --> 00:11:31,646 and you spend your life asking questions about men. 241 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,271 Well, it's 20 years of analysis. Forgive me? 242 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,688 - Yes. - Okay, Vogue. 243 00:11:38,771 --> 00:11:39,756 Vogue. 244 00:11:39,771 --> 00:11:42,021 What if I could fix it so that you only deal with me, 245 00:11:42,105 --> 00:11:43,980 and Enid spends less time hating your writing, 246 00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:45,813 and more time hating Tom Ford's line? 247 00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:48,021 Julian… 248 00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,146 Come on, cookie, you're no quitter. 249 00:11:50,605 --> 00:11:52,396 We get to work on this together. What do you say? 250 00:11:53,605 --> 00:11:54,855 Why are you being so sweet? 251 00:11:55,271 --> 00:11:56,563 Martini guilt. 252 00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:02,188 Later that night, I got to thinking about fathers, 253 00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:03,355 or the lack of them. 254 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:06,980 Some say a daughter's relationship with her father is the model 255 00:12:07,063 --> 00:12:09,896 for all her subsequent relationships with men. 256 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:13,521 Is that just pop psychology, or is there some truth to it? 257 00:12:13,605 --> 00:12:15,980 And if you were given a less-than-perfect model, 258 00:12:16,063 --> 00:12:18,605 does it mean a life of less-than-perfect relationships? 259 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,521 I couldn't help but wonder. 260 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:24,105 How much does a father figure figure? 261 00:12:24,521 --> 00:12:26,730 Gentlemen, I understand your concern, 262 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,813 but I'm looking at the contract right now. 263 00:12:30,563 --> 00:12:32,563 I'm sorry, could you hold for a moment? 264 00:12:33,438 --> 00:12:34,896 I'm on a conference call here. 265 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,438 Charlotte York says it's an emergency. 266 00:12:40,355 --> 00:12:42,771 - Charlotte, what's wrong, are you okay? - I'm fine. 267 00:12:42,855 --> 00:12:44,146 I'm just looking over your registry, 268 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,688 and there are some things you forgot to include. 269 00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:46,813 Like a Manhattan Whoozit. 270 00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,480 - A what? - It's a learning toy. 271 00:12:48,563 --> 00:12:51,813 Active toys make for passive children. There's a whole philosophy behind it. 272 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,146 I don't have time for philosophy. 273 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,396 I'm on a conference call with our London office. 274 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,146 What about a Peek-A-Ball? Peek-A-Ball! 275 00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:59,980 - Peek-A-Ball, Miranda? - Jesus, Charlotte. I have to get back. 276 00:13:00,063 --> 00:13:02,271 Just one more quick thing. I know you said no storks, 277 00:13:02,355 --> 00:13:04,521 but I saw the most gorgeous centerpiece, in the shape of a stork… 278 00:13:04,605 --> 00:13:07,146 - I'm at work. - We have to order it by noon. 279 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:10,105 Now, its feathers are white Fiji mum. 280 00:13:10,188 --> 00:13:12,021 - What did I say? - No storks. 281 00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:13,938 But these people are giving you expensive gifts, 282 00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:15,688 and they're gonna want to see a little baby. 283 00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:19,813 No storks, no present opening, no cutesy baby stuff. We agreed. 284 00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:22,271 - What about a marzipan baby carriage? - Charlotte! 285 00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,688 It has a white chocolate, peanut butter baby inside. 286 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,896 And you can eat the baby. 287 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,480 Miranda? 288 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,480 Miranda? 289 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:32,396 The next day, 290 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,771 Samantha made a conference call of her own. 291 00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:37,521 Ms. Jones, welcome. 292 00:13:37,605 --> 00:13:39,230 Will Mr. Wright be joining you for lunch? 293 00:13:39,313 --> 00:13:42,855 No, actually, it's Richard's birthday this weekend. 294 00:13:42,938 --> 00:13:46,188 And I'm trying to put together a little celebration for him. 295 00:13:46,271 --> 00:13:48,730 Certainly. Would you like to reserve one of our banquet rooms, or… 296 00:13:48,813 --> 00:13:50,355 Oh, that won't be necessary. 297 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:52,605 It's a very small party. 298 00:13:52,688 --> 00:13:56,021 A very small private party of three. 299 00:13:56,605 --> 00:13:59,646 Just Richard, myself, and a third… 300 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:02,313 if you have any openings. 301 00:14:03,563 --> 00:14:04,771 I'm wide open. 302 00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:05,980 Lucky me. 303 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,021 And now that Charlotte's house was ready for the baby shower, 304 00:14:10,105 --> 00:14:13,313 she wanted to make sure Miranda's house was ready for the baby. 305 00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:16,063 So, the bassinet can go over here 306 00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,090 - by the bed. - Uh-huh. 307 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:19,146 So that when you have to get up for feedings, he's right there, see? 308 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:20,215 - Yeah. - Unless you're planning 309 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,855 to have him sleep in the bed with you. 310 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,980 - Can't I go to jail for that? - No. 311 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:28,313 In fact, many cultures believe that it's safer for the baby's breathing. 312 00:14:28,688 --> 00:14:29,730 Although you do run the risk 313 00:14:29,813 --> 00:14:31,646 of rolling over and smushing him in your sleep. 314 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:32,813 But that almost never happens. 315 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:35,646 But almost isn't never, so if you want to err on the side of safety… 316 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:37,563 Um, I'll just put him in the thing. 317 00:14:38,063 --> 00:14:40,105 - The bassinet? Great. - Mmm. 318 00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:44,521 And then when he's big enough, you can put the crib here. 319 00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:46,313 Is that what you were thinking? 320 00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:48,230 Oh, I hadn't thought about that yet. 321 00:14:48,313 --> 00:14:50,271 You need to start thinking about these things 322 00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:51,938 'cause there are a million questions to answer 323 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,688 before the baby ever gets here. 324 00:14:53,771 --> 00:14:55,021 Do you have a birthing plan? 325 00:14:55,105 --> 00:14:57,063 Do you know what kind of a mother you wanna be? 326 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,188 Yes, I plan to be a good mother. 327 00:15:00,271 --> 00:15:02,938 But a marsupial mom or a stroller mom? 328 00:15:03,271 --> 00:15:05,646 Will you be breastfeeding or bottle-feeding? 329 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,230 And what about babyproofing? 330 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:09,688 'Cause with all the sharp edges around here, 331 00:15:09,771 --> 00:15:12,146 I mean, this place is a death trap. 332 00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,521 Okay, you need to back off. 333 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:15,688 I'm just trying to help. 334 00:15:15,771 --> 00:15:19,313 This is your idea of helping? Pointing out all the things I do badly? 335 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,313 - I'm not pointing out… - Yes, you are. 336 00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:26,063 You need to try to let other people in a little. 337 00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:29,813 'Cause once you have that baby, it's not just you anymore. 338 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:32,188 You're not gonna be able to control everything. 339 00:15:32,688 --> 00:15:36,230 Look, I just want to enjoy the fried chicken and be done with it. 340 00:15:36,313 --> 00:15:37,396 Oh, um… 341 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,688 Well, I had to rethink the fried chicken, 342 00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,230 'cause you're the only one who wanted all that breading. 343 00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:46,938 So instead we're having mesclun greens and a lovely puttanesca, 344 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,646 with a Fiji mum centerpiece. 345 00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:51,396 A Fiji mum stork centerpiece? 346 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,396 One stork. I think you can deal with one… 347 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,813 Two storks. I saw the invitation. There's a stork on the invitation. 348 00:15:55,896 --> 00:15:58,230 That's not a stork. That is a duck. 349 00:15:58,313 --> 00:16:01,230 And that duck is smoking an "It's a Boy" cigar. 350 00:16:01,313 --> 00:16:02,298 That duck's not for children. 351 00:16:02,313 --> 00:16:04,771 That duck is fucked. This whole shower is fucked. 352 00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:06,896 You can't have a shower without some baby stuff. 353 00:16:06,980 --> 00:16:09,271 You keep this up, you're gonna have a shower without a mommy. 354 00:16:09,355 --> 00:16:10,355 Fine! 355 00:16:13,313 --> 00:16:15,313 Miranda, you better show up. 356 00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:17,688 I am not getting stuck with a bunch of lawyers, 357 00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,021 who, if they're anything like you, 358 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:21,313 won't even appreciate a beautiful puttanesca. 359 00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:23,855 Watch out for the sharp edges! 360 00:16:27,646 --> 00:16:29,730 Thanks for coming down and talking. 361 00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:32,396 I really didn't have a choice. You couldn't make it up the stairs. 362 00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:35,855 There, you feel better? 363 00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:40,480 The back, yes. The other stuff, no. I'm gonna be a terrible mother. 364 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:42,063 - Miranda! - I am. 365 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,563 I have no maternal instincts, no patience. 366 00:16:44,646 --> 00:16:46,480 The way I yelled at Charlotte… 367 00:16:46,563 --> 00:16:49,355 She was just trying to point out what needed to be childproofed. 368 00:16:50,646 --> 00:16:52,480 - Oh, my God. - What? 369 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:54,771 I'm what needs to be childproofed. 370 00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:57,230 You wanna quit? 371 00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,438 Come on, I'll quit the magazine, you quit the baby. 372 00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:00,563 We'll be two quitters. 373 00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:02,688 We'll live happily ever after. 374 00:17:03,521 --> 00:17:04,771 Can I tell you a secret? 375 00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:06,896 You're not really pregnant, it's water weight? 376 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,438 I dropped my niece on her head. 377 00:17:09,688 --> 00:17:12,188 I was babysitting when I was 13, and I got bored. 378 00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:14,188 I got bored, Carrie. 379 00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:16,563 I was doing my homework, she slid down the couch. 380 00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:21,063 - Two stitches. - Get off my stoop! 381 00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:23,855 How is this kid ever gonna make it? 382 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,896 A type-A mother who works 50 hours a week, 383 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,396 - and no father figure. - He has a father figure. 384 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:31,256 Steve. 385 00:17:31,271 --> 00:17:32,355 I meant you. 386 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:35,105 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 387 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,813 I do like those Yankees. 388 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,896 - Second date, dinner and a movie. - Yeah, I hate them. 389 00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:49,688 Hey. 390 00:17:50,355 --> 00:17:51,855 Do you think it really can be as simple as: 391 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:55,313 "My father walked out, therefore I'll always be messed up about men"? 392 00:17:55,938 --> 00:17:58,480 My father came home every night at 7:00 on the dot, 393 00:17:58,563 --> 00:17:59,730 and I have no clue about men, either. 394 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:01,563 - So it's a crapshoot. - Mmm. 395 00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:05,146 Do I have to go to my own baby shower? 396 00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,688 - I RSVP'd to a duck with a cigar. - All right. 397 00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:11,980 - You're going. - Okay, it's late. I gotta catch a cab. 398 00:18:12,063 --> 00:18:13,605 Wait, let me get you a forklift. 399 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,771 - When you're ready. - Yeah, okay. 400 00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:19,396 Go, go, go. 401 00:18:20,313 --> 00:18:22,896 - Good girl, good girl. - Thank you. 402 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,355 - You did good. - You too. 403 00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:28,563 The next day, Miranda decided not to duck her own shower. 404 00:18:28,646 --> 00:18:30,855 - Hey, you showed up. - Yeah, yeah. 405 00:18:31,271 --> 00:18:34,021 Bring on the ladies in hats, and let's get this over with. 406 00:18:35,105 --> 00:18:38,605 - Where'd you put all the storks? - You said you didn't want any storks. 407 00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:40,313 Yeah, I know, but… 408 00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:43,396 Charlotte! 409 00:18:44,021 --> 00:18:47,230 - What did you do? - Well, it's your shower. 410 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,855 Oh. Can you get that, 'cause I have to get the rest of the sandwiches, 411 00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:52,730 which have all of their crusts. 412 00:18:52,813 --> 00:18:56,105 Nothing cute. No ridiculous, over-the-top baby stuff allowed. 413 00:18:56,188 --> 00:18:57,188 Oh. 414 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,980 - Hey, Mama. - Why are you opening the door? 415 00:19:01,063 --> 00:19:03,438 Aren't you supposed to be sitting on a lily pad, being worshipped? 416 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:05,396 What is that? 417 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,896 It's a four-tiered baby cake made entirely of diapers. 418 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,480 - I baked it myself. - We ordered it online. 419 00:19:11,563 --> 00:19:13,063 What am I supposed to do with it? 420 00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:14,938 How the hell should we know? Didn't you want one? 421 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:15,965 No. 422 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:19,480 We're not taking it back. We've already been seen carrying it down Park Avenue. 423 00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:21,438 Definitely not Vogue. 424 00:19:21,855 --> 00:19:23,980 Charlotte said it was the shower gift. 425 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,605 See, I told you we should've gotten the massage certificate. 426 00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:29,271 One hour, two platters of chicken, 427 00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:30,771 and 13 lawyers later, 428 00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:32,813 all talk had turned to babies. 429 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,271 Well, almost all. 430 00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:37,105 She may be 21, but I have 21 years of experience. 431 00:19:37,188 --> 00:19:38,688 I could fuck her under the table 432 00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:39,715 That's good to know, 433 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,188 because in a three-way situation, it could come to that. 434 00:19:42,271 --> 00:19:44,230 Honey, I have tricks she hasn't even seen. 435 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,896 Those Trix aren't for kids. 436 00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:49,188 And no matter what happens, she's just renting him. I own. 437 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,313 Exactly. 438 00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:52,688 Although, I don't really own. 439 00:19:53,063 --> 00:19:54,813 So it's more of an illegal-sublet type of thing? 440 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:55,938 Yeah. 441 00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:57,021 Wow. 442 00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:02,480 It's a breast pump. 443 00:20:04,021 --> 00:20:07,146 You know, I didn't want you coming to my office to borrow mine. 444 00:20:08,688 --> 00:20:10,230 You know what? I have to pee. 445 00:20:11,563 --> 00:20:12,980 Oh, no, wait, wait. Here. 446 00:20:13,355 --> 00:20:15,188 - You take Charles. - Oh. 447 00:20:15,271 --> 00:20:16,730 Have fun, Mom. 448 00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:17,813 Okay. 449 00:20:18,271 --> 00:20:20,605 All right. Keep it coming, ladies. 450 00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:22,938 - Let's keep the presents coming, ladies. - Miranda. 451 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,813 - Yeah? - Nothing. 452 00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:30,021 Something tells me this one's Tiffany. 453 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,146 That's from me. 454 00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:33,146 Oh. 455 00:20:33,813 --> 00:20:36,063 - That is elegant. - Oh, my God. 456 00:20:36,855 --> 00:20:39,730 That's exactly like the rattle Trey gave me when we first… 457 00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:46,105 - You okay? - I'm fine, I'm fine. Sorry, everybody. 458 00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:48,896 Excuse me. 459 00:20:51,688 --> 00:20:52,813 What happened? 460 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:54,896 What did I do? 461 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,105 - Charlotte? - I just need to be alone right now. 462 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,063 Okay. 463 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:10,896 Except, you know, you got 20 people in the other room. 464 00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:25,646 - I'm sorry I ruined your shower. - You didn't. 465 00:21:26,438 --> 00:21:29,271 And there wouldn't even be a shower to ruin if it weren't for you. 466 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,271 Look, I know this is hard. 467 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:39,438 And I really appreciate you trying to be okay with me having this baby… 468 00:21:41,021 --> 00:21:42,605 because I need you. 469 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:47,063 I mean, let's face it. You're the only person in my life… 470 00:21:49,688 --> 00:21:54,146 who knows how important it is to have a cake made entirely out of diapers. 471 00:21:56,271 --> 00:21:57,855 There's lotion in there too. 472 00:21:57,938 --> 00:21:59,688 Oh, yeah? 473 00:22:01,896 --> 00:22:04,230 And, um, baby bottles. 474 00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:06,605 And a receiving blanket. 475 00:22:07,938 --> 00:22:08,938 See? 476 00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:12,730 I would never have known that. 477 00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:15,813 You would've figured it out. 478 00:22:15,896 --> 00:22:17,396 And just like that, 479 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:21,188 Miranda realized she might be a good mother figure as well. 480 00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:25,855 Uh, hello. 481 00:22:27,105 --> 00:22:29,938 Somebody better go check on Mommy in the guest bath, 482 00:22:30,021 --> 00:22:32,646 'cause little bits here has wet himself. 483 00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:35,521 - And myself, I might add. - Oh. 484 00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,105 Well, I happen to have four tiers of diapers. 485 00:22:38,188 --> 00:22:39,173 Oh, good. 486 00:22:39,188 --> 00:22:41,230 Ladies, can we cut the cake and get out of here? 487 00:22:41,313 --> 00:22:43,355 - I have a three-way to go to. - Yeah. 488 00:22:44,688 --> 00:22:45,980 That's my earring. 489 00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:48,313 That night, at the birthday three-way, 490 00:22:48,396 --> 00:22:50,563 Samantha made sure it happened her way. 491 00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:51,980 Just so we're clear, 492 00:22:52,730 --> 00:22:56,563 tonight is just about sex, not love. 493 00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:59,188 So there will be no kissing on the mouth. 494 00:22:59,271 --> 00:23:02,605 Richard's lips are off-limits to anyone but me. 495 00:23:02,688 --> 00:23:04,063 What if he kisses me? 496 00:23:05,271 --> 00:23:06,396 Who's up for champagne? 497 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,980 I'm up for anything. 498 00:23:23,313 --> 00:23:24,313 Hey! 499 00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:26,105 Easy, Sam. 500 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,063 There's more than enough of me to go around. 501 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,646 You tell her, Daddy. 502 00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:33,688 The one thing Richard didn't want for his birthday 503 00:23:33,771 --> 00:23:35,146 was to feel older. 504 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:37,521 - Get rid of her. - I'm on it. 505 00:23:40,063 --> 00:23:41,063 Hey. 506 00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:44,563 It was time for the fledgling to leave the love nest. 507 00:23:47,521 --> 00:23:49,730 Anything else you want for your birthday? 508 00:23:51,021 --> 00:23:52,146 No, this is great. 509 00:23:53,563 --> 00:23:54,563 Just you and me. 510 00:23:57,771 --> 00:23:59,396 What about my three-way? 511 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,063 I have a busboy arriving at midnight. 512 00:24:05,146 --> 00:24:06,521 Seriously, let's try this. 513 00:24:08,271 --> 00:24:09,396 Just you and me. 514 00:24:10,563 --> 00:24:11,563 Nobody else. 515 00:24:13,188 --> 00:24:14,188 Oh. 516 00:24:15,396 --> 00:24:16,396 Okay. 517 00:24:17,438 --> 00:24:19,980 By giving Richard what he thought he wanted, 518 00:24:20,063 --> 00:24:22,938 Samantha finally got what she needed. 519 00:24:23,021 --> 00:24:24,021 Monogamy. 520 00:24:24,855 --> 00:24:25,896 The following night, 521 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,563 with a little after-hours help from my favorite editor, 522 00:24:28,646 --> 00:24:31,980 I finished the impossible. My first Vogue piece. 523 00:24:32,063 --> 00:24:34,605 And now my favorite part of the writing process… 524 00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:37,480 print. 525 00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:38,938 Congratulations, cookie. 526 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,188 Five hundred beautifully written words 527 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,146 and some of them even include the Carrie Bradshaw agenda. 528 00:24:44,230 --> 00:24:45,730 Cleverly hidden, of course. 529 00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:47,521 It's a literary Where's Waldo? 530 00:24:48,563 --> 00:24:49,646 When I finish a new piece, 531 00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:52,396 I usually celebrate by opening a bottle of Château La Tour. 532 00:24:52,855 --> 00:24:53,938 How do you celebrate? 533 00:24:54,396 --> 00:24:56,355 By buying shoes and purses. 534 00:24:57,146 --> 00:25:00,480 Well, in that case, have you ever heard of the Vogue accessories closet? 535 00:25:06,188 --> 00:25:07,605 Oh, my God! 536 00:25:08,771 --> 00:25:10,646 It's too good. 537 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:12,646 I'm sorry, but it's… Oh! 538 00:25:13,230 --> 00:25:14,771 It's too good! 539 00:25:15,355 --> 00:25:17,730 You're just like a kid in a couture candy store. 540 00:25:17,813 --> 00:25:19,646 This is too much. 541 00:25:20,355 --> 00:25:22,105 How can this be? 542 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,896 Well, designers send us things, and we photograph them. 543 00:25:27,146 --> 00:25:29,355 - Oh, my God! - Shh, Carrie! 544 00:25:29,438 --> 00:25:31,355 Do you know what these are? 545 00:25:31,438 --> 00:25:33,063 We're not even supposed to be in here. 546 00:25:33,146 --> 00:25:36,063 Manolo Blahnik Mary Janes. 547 00:25:36,646 --> 00:25:39,146 I thought these were an urban shoe myth. 548 00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:43,063 Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be pillaging the men's side. 549 00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:45,480 Okay. Oh, my God! 550 00:25:45,896 --> 00:25:49,355 These are authentic patent leather. 551 00:25:49,438 --> 00:25:53,146 And if they don't fit, so help me, I'm gonna wear them anyway. 552 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:55,438 Oh. Crap. 553 00:25:56,938 --> 00:25:59,105 Oh, they almost fit. 554 00:25:59,563 --> 00:26:00,646 - Carrie. - Yeah? 555 00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:02,980 Tell me what you think about these Versaces. 556 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:04,813 Okay. All right. 557 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:14,396 - What do you think? - Oh, my… What… 558 00:26:15,188 --> 00:26:17,438 - What are you doing? - I'm just showing you these briefs. 559 00:26:17,521 --> 00:26:19,938 Well, don't. 560 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,105 Julian, pull your pants up. 561 00:26:22,188 --> 00:26:24,896 Oof! Look at you in those Mary Janes. 562 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:26,146 Stop. 563 00:26:26,896 --> 00:26:29,688 What happened to your wife, the dancer? 564 00:26:29,771 --> 00:26:31,605 She's having an affair with her friend, the chiropractor. 565 00:26:32,938 --> 00:26:34,688 - Carrie. - What? 566 00:26:34,771 --> 00:26:36,063 I find you adorable. 567 00:26:36,146 --> 00:26:37,896 You're old enough to be my father. 568 00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:40,688 Hardly. Would your father wear Versaces? 569 00:26:40,771 --> 00:26:42,730 Pull your pants up now. 570 00:26:42,813 --> 00:26:44,146 All right. But, cookie, 571 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:46,271 as someone who really cares about you, 572 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:48,480 let me just say, I think you have some serious issues with men. 573 00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:50,188 I do right now, yes. 574 00:26:50,271 --> 00:26:54,396 An older man can help you work through some of those father issues, cookie. 575 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,480 Okay, don't "cookie" me, Freud. Pants up. 576 00:26:58,146 --> 00:27:01,188 Show some respect. This is Vogue. 577 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:04,021 Turns out Julian had an agenda, as well. 578 00:27:04,105 --> 00:27:06,438 But it was cleverly hidden, of course. 579 00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:10,563 From then on, once a month, when I went to Vogue, 580 00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:13,271 I thought it best to work exclusively with Enid. 581 00:27:13,355 --> 00:27:17,105 This new piece shows improvement, but still positively reeks of you. 582 00:27:17,188 --> 00:27:20,480 This magazine doesn't care what Carrie Bradshaw has to say about shoes. 583 00:27:20,563 --> 00:27:22,688 What does Carrie Bradshaw know about shoes? 584 00:27:22,771 --> 00:27:25,646 Enid, with all due respect, 585 00:27:25,730 --> 00:27:28,063 men, I may not know, 586 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,688 but shoes… 587 00:27:30,188 --> 00:27:32,313 Shoes, I know. 588 00:27:36,188 --> 00:27:38,771 - I'm walking. - Oh, I'm walking too. 589 00:27:38,855 --> 00:27:41,938 I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss, 590 00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:44,730 or the perfect parent, or the perfect outfit. 591 00:27:44,813 --> 00:27:48,063 But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, 592 00:27:48,146 --> 00:27:49,771 play the hand we've been given, 593 00:27:49,855 --> 00:27:52,188 and accessorize the outfit we've got.