1 00:00:49,678 --> 00:00:51,345 There is a time of year in New York 2 00:00:51,428 --> 00:00:56,303 when, even before the first leaf falls, you can feel the seasons click. 3 00:00:58,636 --> 00:01:01,303 The air is crisp, the summer is gone. 4 00:01:01,386 --> 00:01:05,886 And for the first night in a long time, you need a blanket on your bed. 5 00:01:14,678 --> 00:01:16,720 It brings up other needs as well. 6 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:32,595 - Hello? - What are you doing? 7 00:01:32,678 --> 00:01:34,428 Is this who I think it is? 8 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,261 Who do you think it is? 9 00:01:36,345 --> 00:01:37,803 Princess Grace of Monaco. 10 00:01:37,886 --> 00:01:39,095 She's dead. 11 00:01:39,553 --> 00:01:41,303 So you can understand my surprise. 12 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:43,303 What's shaking, kid? 13 00:01:44,678 --> 00:01:45,678 It's fall. 14 00:01:46,095 --> 00:01:48,345 I thought it was still Indian summer. 15 00:01:48,428 --> 00:01:49,511 Uh-uh. 16 00:01:49,595 --> 00:01:52,845 Well, then I guess I should take off my moccasins. 17 00:01:54,053 --> 00:01:55,345 Are you still smoking? 18 00:01:57,845 --> 00:01:58,845 Yes and no. 19 00:02:00,178 --> 00:02:01,220 I'm bad. 20 00:02:02,261 --> 00:02:03,261 Are you alone? 21 00:02:03,928 --> 00:02:04,928 Yes, ma'am. 22 00:02:06,428 --> 00:02:07,428 I can't sleep. 23 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:09,845 I'm feeling a little lonely. 24 00:02:11,053 --> 00:02:13,303 - Do you ever feel lonely? - No. 25 00:02:17,928 --> 00:02:20,053 - Can I come over? - Sure. 26 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:28,053 To be clear, it's just to keep each other company. 27 00:02:28,136 --> 00:02:31,095 Well, I always enjoy company. 28 00:02:37,595 --> 00:02:39,345 Get it while it's hot. 29 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,553 I thought it was just a company visit. 30 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,178 All your furniture's gone. 31 00:03:01,261 --> 00:03:05,011 See? This is why I'm leaving New York. The crime. 32 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:06,845 Leaving New York? 33 00:03:07,886 --> 00:03:08,886 I'm moving. 34 00:03:10,053 --> 00:03:11,553 You are not moving. 35 00:03:11,636 --> 00:03:13,553 Tell that to my realtor in Napa. 36 00:03:14,053 --> 00:03:15,053 Napa… 37 00:03:15,761 --> 00:03:18,511 as in California? 38 00:03:19,303 --> 00:03:21,636 I bought a vineyard. Well, half a vineyard. 39 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,678 Technically, it's three-quarters of a vineyard, 40 00:03:23,761 --> 00:03:25,511 but there's a dispute over a hillside. 41 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,553 Take this pizza, and put it someplace. 42 00:03:34,678 --> 00:03:35,845 Wait… 43 00:03:35,928 --> 00:03:37,345 You're moving? 44 00:03:40,636 --> 00:03:41,761 Moving when? 45 00:03:42,678 --> 00:03:43,761 Monday at 5:00. 46 00:03:44,178 --> 00:03:47,220 And, what, if I hadn't happened to call tonight, 47 00:03:47,303 --> 00:03:50,303 you were just gonna quietly go away without telling me? 48 00:03:50,386 --> 00:03:52,178 I'm not big on good-byes. 49 00:03:53,386 --> 00:03:54,970 I would've called you. 50 00:03:55,053 --> 00:03:57,678 From where? A wine vat somewhere? 51 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,470 You can't leave New York. 52 00:04:03,553 --> 00:04:05,511 You're the Chrysler Building. 53 00:04:06,053 --> 00:04:08,678 The Chrysler Building would be all wrong in a vineyard. 54 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,553 Arrivederci, baby. 55 00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:13,470 But… 56 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:15,803 Why? 57 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:17,428 I'm tired of old New York. 58 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:22,303 Well, if you're tired, you take a nap-a. You don't move to Napa. 59 00:04:33,678 --> 00:04:34,928 I need a cocktail. 60 00:04:40,095 --> 00:04:43,595 And downtown, another woman was feeling deserted. 61 00:04:47,011 --> 00:04:49,511 - Hey, gorgeous. - Don't "gorgeous" me. 62 00:04:49,595 --> 00:04:52,220 You're three hours late, and I've eaten half a box of chocolates. 63 00:04:52,303 --> 00:04:55,011 When I get cellulite, you'll have no one to blame but yourself. 64 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,511 I got held up at the hotel. 65 00:04:56,595 --> 00:04:58,886 Richard Wright, the telephone. Have you two met? 66 00:04:58,970 --> 00:04:59,970 I was busy. 67 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:08,511 What's up? I mean, besides me. 68 00:05:09,678 --> 00:05:14,220 I don't appreciate being kept waiting, especially when I have a gift for you. 69 00:05:14,678 --> 00:05:16,970 Is this an actual gift, or are we talking sex? 70 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,386 - What's the occasion? - It's national "Richard's A Prick" day. 71 00:05:33,428 --> 00:05:34,928 I saw it, and I thought of you. 72 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,803 - Do you like it? - Very much. 73 00:05:39,845 --> 00:05:42,178 It was the closest Samantha had come 74 00:05:42,261 --> 00:05:44,095 to giving her heart to a man, 75 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,261 in a long, long time. 76 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:49,053 I think it would be perfect right there. 77 00:05:56,678 --> 00:06:00,761 You kept nothing to sit on, but you have your records and a turntable? 78 00:06:00,845 --> 00:06:02,261 I know what's important. 79 00:06:03,553 --> 00:06:05,886 Blood, Sweat and Tears? 80 00:06:06,553 --> 00:06:09,261 Wow, shouldn't this be in a museum? 81 00:06:09,345 --> 00:06:10,636 Be nice. 82 00:06:13,053 --> 00:06:14,636 Henry Mancini. 83 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:18,303 Exactly how old are you? 84 00:06:18,386 --> 00:06:21,261 It was my parents', and don't knock it till you've heard it. 85 00:06:21,345 --> 00:06:22,845 - Here. - Thank you. 86 00:06:24,053 --> 00:06:25,886 Hey, easy, pops. 87 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,011 Just give me the record. 88 00:06:31,428 --> 00:06:32,595 I've been thinking. 89 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:38,428 You can't slink out of town this way. We have to do it up right. 90 00:06:38,928 --> 00:06:40,428 A proper good-bye. 91 00:06:41,136 --> 00:06:42,678 You, me, New York. 92 00:06:43,345 --> 00:06:44,511 You owe it to us. 93 00:06:45,303 --> 00:06:48,636 And by "us," I mean New York and myself. 94 00:06:50,803 --> 00:06:51,845 How's that wine? 95 00:06:56,636 --> 00:06:57,538 Mmm-hmm. 96 00:06:57,553 --> 00:07:00,011 - It's from my vineyard. - In that case, I hate it. 97 00:07:05,928 --> 00:07:09,553 Moon river 98 00:07:10,345 --> 00:07:14,345 - You can't be serious. - Wait, wait, wait. 99 00:07:14,428 --> 00:07:16,845 I'm crossing you in style 100 00:07:16,928 --> 00:07:18,928 - So corny. - No. 101 00:07:21,011 --> 00:07:22,011 It's classic. 102 00:07:23,136 --> 00:07:24,136 Listen. 103 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,595 You heart breaker 104 00:07:26,678 --> 00:07:28,261 This was my parents' favorite song. 105 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:32,053 They used to put it on before they went out on the town. 106 00:07:32,136 --> 00:07:36,053 I'm going your way… 107 00:07:36,136 --> 00:07:37,038 Listen. 108 00:07:37,053 --> 00:07:39,095 Two drifters 109 00:07:39,178 --> 00:07:40,178 Did you hear that? 110 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:44,345 "Two drifters." When I was little, I thought it was "two twisters." 111 00:07:44,886 --> 00:07:46,511 You know, the twist. 112 00:07:48,178 --> 00:07:49,428 It was the '60s. 113 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,636 And my parents had the moves. 114 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:59,761 We're after the same rainbow's end 115 00:08:01,261 --> 00:08:04,678 Waiting round the bend 116 00:08:04,761 --> 00:08:08,136 My Huckleberry Friend 117 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:15,220 Moon River and me 118 00:08:20,928 --> 00:08:23,011 See? It got you. 119 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,303 Thank you for the company. 120 00:08:41,803 --> 00:08:42,803 That's it? 121 00:08:44,678 --> 00:08:45,803 You can stay. 122 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:48,095 No. I'll see you Sunday night. 123 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:50,386 Don't disappoint us. 124 00:08:51,011 --> 00:08:53,845 And by "us," I mean you and me. 125 00:08:57,845 --> 00:09:01,178 That pizza will be fantastic for breakfast. 126 00:09:01,261 --> 00:09:04,928 Wherever you're going 127 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,928 I'm going your way 128 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:12,595 Two drifters 129 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:14,761 The next morning, I broke the Big news. 130 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,553 Going, going, gone. It's the end of an era. 131 00:09:17,636 --> 00:09:19,720 I'm always surprised when anyone leaves New York. 132 00:09:19,803 --> 00:09:22,303 - I mean, where do they go? - The real world? 133 00:09:22,386 --> 00:09:24,095 A homeless man showed me his dick on the way here. 134 00:09:24,178 --> 00:09:25,636 It doesn't get any realer than that. 135 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,303 Big wasn't even gonna tell you? 136 00:09:27,386 --> 00:09:30,011 Nope. He said he'd call, but what if he didn't? 137 00:09:30,095 --> 00:09:32,553 It's like those guys you have the great second date with 138 00:09:32,636 --> 00:09:34,970 and then never hear from again. I pretend they died. 139 00:09:35,636 --> 00:09:37,345 Okay, now the tough question. 140 00:09:37,428 --> 00:09:39,136 Should you sleep with him one last time? 141 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,220 Exactly. 142 00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:43,136 Going-out-of-business sex. What do we think? 143 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,220 No. 144 00:09:44,261 --> 00:09:45,970 Okay, Quick Draw. Give it a second here. 145 00:09:46,636 --> 00:09:48,553 - No. - We like each other. 146 00:09:48,636 --> 00:09:49,845 We respect each other. 147 00:09:49,928 --> 00:09:51,636 It could be nice. 148 00:09:52,553 --> 00:09:53,678 Romantic. 149 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,761 Hmm. No. 150 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,261 You had sex with Steve. 151 00:09:57,803 --> 00:09:58,803 Uh-huh. 152 00:09:59,553 --> 00:10:01,386 Sex with an ex can be depressing. 153 00:10:01,761 --> 00:10:03,428 If it's good, you don't have it anymore. 154 00:10:03,511 --> 00:10:05,845 If it's bad, you just had sex with an ex. 155 00:10:05,928 --> 00:10:08,511 - It wouldn't be bad. - Oh. 156 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:09,970 I'm just saying. 157 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,303 Aren't you afraid that the sheer force of it all 158 00:10:13,386 --> 00:10:15,970 will just pull you back into all that Big stuff again? 159 00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:18,720 - No. He's not Niagara Falls. - Isn't he? 160 00:10:20,011 --> 00:10:22,428 I love you, sweetie, but you're not giving me any credit. 161 00:10:22,511 --> 00:10:24,970 This is not two years ago. Things have changed. 162 00:10:25,053 --> 00:10:27,303 I'm different now. Big and I are different. 163 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,595 I feel safe around him. 164 00:10:31,553 --> 00:10:32,553 He's like this… 165 00:10:33,845 --> 00:10:36,636 This great man in my life, and he's leaving. 166 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,511 Use a condom. That's all I'm saying. 167 00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:42,720 Well, I don't know how you survived any of it, Big or Aidan. 168 00:10:42,803 --> 00:10:44,470 This love stuff is a motherfucker. 169 00:10:44,928 --> 00:10:46,220 Did you just say "love"? 170 00:10:47,303 --> 00:10:50,553 Oh, what the hell? My name is Samantha. I'm a love-a-holic. 171 00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:52,011 Hi, Samantha. 172 00:10:52,095 --> 00:10:53,761 It's so infuriating. 173 00:10:53,845 --> 00:10:55,761 I mean, where can this possibly go? 174 00:10:55,845 --> 00:10:58,761 No one actually makes these relationship things work, do they? 175 00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:00,511 I think they're the same people who leave New York. 176 00:11:01,011 --> 00:11:04,053 I'm just really surprised Big is moving. I always thought… 177 00:11:05,053 --> 00:11:06,053 Never mind. 178 00:11:07,178 --> 00:11:09,678 You always thought what, never mind? 179 00:11:10,553 --> 00:11:13,053 I just always thought that you two would end up together. 180 00:11:13,136 --> 00:11:14,220 How? 181 00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:17,178 I don't know. Yes, they made mistakes, but… 182 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:18,845 They were never supposed to be together. 183 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,761 If she was gonna wind up with anybody, it was Aidan. 184 00:11:22,178 --> 00:11:23,720 This is all very informative. 185 00:11:23,803 --> 00:11:26,345 You don't have enough distance to have sex with your ex. 186 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,886 Okay, thanks for the sound advice, Mommy Biggest. 187 00:11:29,511 --> 00:11:31,428 I haven't had sex since my ex. 188 00:11:31,511 --> 00:11:34,428 Honey, you should get on that. It's the only way to move on. 189 00:11:34,511 --> 00:11:35,511 Use a condom. 190 00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:41,011 Later that night, I got to thinking about fate, 191 00:11:41,095 --> 00:11:44,136 that crazy concept that we're not really responsible 192 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,595 for the course our lives take. 193 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:48,845 That it's all pre-destined, written in the stars. 194 00:11:49,511 --> 00:11:50,636 Maybe that explains 195 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:55,178 why, if you live in a city where you can't even see the stars, 196 00:11:55,261 --> 00:11:57,928 your love life tends to feel a little more random. 197 00:11:58,428 --> 00:12:01,886 And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache 198 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:04,886 is pre-ordered from some cosmic catalogue, 199 00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:06,636 can we still take a wrong step 200 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,303 and wander off our own personal Milky Way? 201 00:12:09,386 --> 00:12:11,136 I couldn't help but wonder, 202 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,928 can you make a mistake and miss your fate? 203 00:12:14,553 --> 00:12:19,428 If you look at how brilliantly Monet suggested glimpses of sky, 204 00:12:19,511 --> 00:12:22,928 and the luscious, tactile quality of the canvas, 205 00:12:23,011 --> 00:12:27,095 you can see how he established his fate as one of the true poets of nature. 206 00:12:28,011 --> 00:12:29,303 And my personal favorite. 207 00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:31,720 Charlotte's fate led her to the Museum of Modern Art. 208 00:12:31,803 --> 00:12:34,386 Follow me, and we'll move on to the Pollock. 209 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,011 Okay. Okay. 210 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:40,011 - Weren't you here last Sunday? - Uh, yes. 211 00:12:40,095 --> 00:12:42,053 I was. Um… I love the Impressionists. 212 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,038 Ah. 213 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:46,220 And I'm trying to get up the courage to invite you to dinner. 214 00:12:46,303 --> 00:12:49,720 Oh. Oh, that's very sweet, but… 215 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,845 But you have a boyfriend, right? How could you not? 216 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:54,303 Oh, actually, no. No boyfriend. 217 00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:59,386 But, um, I was, um, just separated, and I'm not really ready to date yet. 218 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:02,845 I totally understand. I went through a divorce last year. 219 00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,345 - I'm Eric, by the way. - Oh. 220 00:13:05,178 --> 00:13:06,178 Oh. Right. 221 00:13:07,261 --> 00:13:09,136 Viewing Jackson Pollock's One 222 00:13:10,011 --> 00:13:12,345 is an almost overwhelming exp… 223 00:13:12,886 --> 00:13:13,886 Really? 224 00:13:14,178 --> 00:13:16,595 And speaking of overwhelming exes, 225 00:13:16,678 --> 00:13:19,303 there was Charlotte's, with his mother, Bunny. 226 00:13:19,386 --> 00:13:22,595 Oh, I detest Monet. He's such a sap. 227 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:23,678 Mother, 228 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:26,636 you have simply got to learn how to form an opinion. 229 00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:31,553 Okay, enough Pollock. 230 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,845 Follow me, as we move on to Paul Gauguin. Now. 231 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,511 Come on. 232 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,428 I changed my mind. I'll have dinner with you. 233 00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:42,220 Yup, mmm-hmm. Hurry, everyone. 234 00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:43,970 In order to avoid her ex, 235 00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:47,553 Charlotte ran all the way into the Expressionist era. 236 00:13:47,636 --> 00:13:49,761 And up on the Upper West Side, 237 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:53,553 two other exes were dealing with A, B, and Cs. 238 00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:56,595 "Connect part C with bracket B and bolt 3." 239 00:13:57,261 --> 00:13:59,595 Okay, now you're not even making sense. 240 00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:01,136 That can't be right. 241 00:14:01,803 --> 00:14:05,928 "Connect part C to bracket B using bolt 3." 242 00:14:08,136 --> 00:14:09,178 Hand me bolt 3. 243 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,220 Aren't you gonna point out that you were right? 244 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:18,845 Nope, you got 40 pounds on me. 245 00:14:26,095 --> 00:14:27,386 I was thinking of Danny. 246 00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:29,303 Danny who? 247 00:14:29,386 --> 00:14:30,928 For the baby. Danny 248 00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:32,428 Hobbes. 249 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,178 Huh. "Danny." 250 00:14:36,553 --> 00:14:37,595 I like that. 251 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,636 Did you have any other ideas? 252 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:43,595 - Paul. - Paul. Huh. 253 00:14:44,303 --> 00:14:49,220 Paul is a big name in the Brady family. You know, my dad and my granddad. 254 00:14:50,386 --> 00:14:51,386 Well… 255 00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:54,220 Paul. 256 00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:58,053 But even then, Dad, you didn't even know him. 257 00:14:58,928 --> 00:14:59,928 "Danny" is better. 258 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:03,636 "Hey, Danny, you wanna go shoot some hoops?" 259 00:15:05,386 --> 00:15:06,720 It sounds right. 260 00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:08,928 Good. 261 00:15:10,511 --> 00:15:11,511 Wow. 262 00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,220 We're making something for little Danny. 263 00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:19,553 - Don't cry, Steve. - I'm sorry. 264 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,720 Gorgeous, I've got work to do here. 265 00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:34,261 You want out of this, just say it. 266 00:15:35,011 --> 00:15:36,970 I don't wanna have sex once, and I want out? 267 00:15:37,053 --> 00:15:38,886 Not just once. What about yesterday? 268 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,636 - We were at the opera. - I was bored. 269 00:15:41,428 --> 00:15:43,386 I fucked you for three hours when we came home. 270 00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:44,511 Big whoop! 271 00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,303 - Why haven't you hung the hearts? - I will. 272 00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:53,053 It's been laying against that wall for days. 273 00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:55,886 - I'm not sure it belongs here. - You mean, I don't belong here. 274 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:59,261 Samantha, a stranger to love, didn't do it very well. 275 00:15:59,345 --> 00:16:01,095 I heard the weather this morning, 276 00:16:01,178 --> 00:16:03,428 but they didn't say anything about a shitstorm. 277 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:05,636 Where were you on your lunch hour? 278 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,011 I stopped by, and you weren't there. 279 00:16:08,095 --> 00:16:10,636 - I was eating. - Eating? Eating who? 280 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,011 I saw you get into a cab with a woman wearing come-fuck-me heels. 281 00:16:17,928 --> 00:16:19,511 Listen, Richard. 282 00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:23,095 Just tell me you're sleeping with someone else, 283 00:16:23,178 --> 00:16:24,886 and we'll call it a day. 284 00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:33,553 The hearts would be better in the den. 285 00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:36,928 I had a salad and salmon. 286 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:39,678 The woman is a business associate. 287 00:16:40,261 --> 00:16:41,636 I do not want out of this. 288 00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:44,303 But if you do, this is a good way to go. 289 00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:51,386 I'm sorry. 290 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,261 She was an interior designer. 291 00:16:55,595 --> 00:16:56,886 You believe me, right? 292 00:16:58,428 --> 00:16:59,428 Yes. 293 00:17:01,011 --> 00:17:03,095 - Yes, I do. - Come on. 294 00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:05,761 He's ploughing someone else, I know it. How could he not be? 295 00:17:05,845 --> 00:17:07,178 The man was a tramp. 296 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:09,845 You're not cheating on him. Miracles happen. 297 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,011 I think he's doing it on his lunch hour. I'm gonna follow him. 298 00:17:12,095 --> 00:17:15,136 - Oh, Jesus. - Don't worry, he won't know it's me. 299 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,595 I've got a wig from the Raquel Welch wig line. 300 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:21,136 The Raquel Welch wig line? 301 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:25,261 Sassy shag, chestnut brown, cute. Very realistic for synthetic hair. 302 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,053 And why would you be doing this? 303 00:17:27,136 --> 00:17:28,970 I can't go any farther down this love road 304 00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,261 and have my heart broken. 305 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:32,345 If he's cheating on me, I have to know now. 306 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:33,803 Samantha, if you love him, 307 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,803 don't you think there's even the slightest chance 308 00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:38,428 that he might really love you too? 309 00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:39,886 Mmm-hmm. 310 00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:41,636 I stole a key from his cleaning lady. 311 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,595 I'm gonna sneak in and check his answering machine. 312 00:17:43,678 --> 00:17:45,595 I do not have bail money, just so you know. 313 00:17:47,095 --> 00:17:48,095 Ooh! 314 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,886 Hello, lover. 315 00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:55,011 Oh, I am needing those for my last Big night on the town. 316 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:57,428 What are you two gonna do? 317 00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,595 Drinks, dinner, dancing. Very old New York. 318 00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,511 No, I meant, sex or no sex? 319 00:18:02,595 --> 00:18:04,970 Oh, please. I'm just getting around to picking the shoes. 320 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,011 Our mistake was we never really agreed on 321 00:18:08,095 --> 00:18:09,970 what each other wanted out of the marriage, so… 322 00:18:10,053 --> 00:18:13,136 No, right. My wife and I, totally different backgrounds. 323 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:17,678 And you would think that we'd be able to see that was gonna be the problem. 324 00:18:18,136 --> 00:18:19,136 But nope. 325 00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:22,345 We were in love. 326 00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:24,511 Yeah, love, right? 327 00:18:24,595 --> 00:18:26,386 Love is tricky. 328 00:18:27,011 --> 00:18:28,011 I mean, it's just… 329 00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:31,345 so hard to see clearly through it. 330 00:18:31,428 --> 00:18:32,636 Exactly. 331 00:18:33,303 --> 00:18:35,636 - It's like a fog or something. - Yeah. 332 00:18:39,845 --> 00:18:41,178 You're very sweet, Eric. 333 00:18:43,803 --> 00:18:44,970 And after dinner, 334 00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:48,470 Charlotte invited Eric home for coffee and… 335 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:53,386 The "and" being "I'm determined to move on from my ex" sex. 336 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,720 Wow. 337 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,595 This place is huge. Wow. You live here alone? 338 00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:00,678 Uh-huh. 339 00:19:01,136 --> 00:19:02,345 It's not that big. 340 00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:05,678 Not that big? Wow. 341 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:09,595 Look in there. Was your ex, like, a king or something? Wow. 342 00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:13,011 - He was a doctor. - Wow, look at the size of this place. 343 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:14,886 Wow. 344 00:19:15,761 --> 00:19:16,886 I live in a studio. 345 00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:19,178 Wow. You're rich. 346 00:19:20,886 --> 00:19:24,428 Huh. My ex-wife was an Orthodox Jew, and you're a rich girl. 347 00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:27,511 Why can't I ever find a woman who's compatible with me? 348 00:19:27,595 --> 00:19:28,595 You know what? 349 00:19:29,470 --> 00:19:31,220 I'm not really feeling that well. 350 00:19:32,095 --> 00:19:33,220 Maybe you should go. 351 00:19:33,303 --> 00:19:37,553 Jesus Christ, it's huge. It goes all the way back there. Wow. 352 00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:40,428 - Follow me. - Yeah, good idea. 353 00:19:40,511 --> 00:19:44,636 Charlotte realized she may be ready to deal with her marriage past, 354 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,303 but not her dating future. 355 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,053 I had a lovely dinner. Bye. 356 00:19:51,303 --> 00:19:53,095 Contrary to popular opinion, 357 00:19:53,178 --> 00:19:58,011 I have decided to give myself permission to sleep with Big, if it feels right. 358 00:19:58,636 --> 00:20:00,678 So put that in your pipe and smoke it. 359 00:20:01,386 --> 00:20:02,928 Well, you're a big girl. 360 00:20:03,678 --> 00:20:05,136 Can I get that in writing? 361 00:20:06,511 --> 00:20:08,386 Oh, man, it better stop raining before tonight. 362 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:11,178 I have the most amazing shoes, and water will just not do. 363 00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:14,470 What, are you having a baby or something? 364 00:20:14,553 --> 00:20:15,970 - Damn. - What? 365 00:20:16,053 --> 00:20:17,428 And that was just a kick. 366 00:20:17,928 --> 00:20:20,553 - Wait till the labor starts. - You okay? 367 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,886 - I'm getting a little freaked. - Well, yeah. 368 00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:25,511 Carrie, will you be in the room with me? 369 00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:28,720 Steve's a good coach, but he's too emotional. 370 00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:32,136 I'm gonna need something normal to look at, it'll make me calmer. 371 00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,720 Okay, but I'm there purely for decoration. 372 00:20:34,803 --> 00:20:36,761 I'm not cutting any umbilical anything. 373 00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:39,261 Okay. 374 00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:44,470 That night, after the rain, after the dinner, after the dancing, 375 00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:45,970 I took Big for a ride. 376 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:48,553 I can't believe you actually talked me into this. 377 00:20:50,511 --> 00:20:52,636 A buggy ride in Central Park. 378 00:20:53,845 --> 00:20:56,845 - Very corny. - Nope. Classic. 379 00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:03,720 So, what are you gonna do out there in Napa, besides watch grapes shrivel? 380 00:21:05,845 --> 00:21:08,470 Work, smoke cigars, 381 00:21:09,803 --> 00:21:11,136 look at the stars. 382 00:21:11,553 --> 00:21:12,720 I give it a week. 383 00:21:15,886 --> 00:21:16,886 New York. 384 00:21:18,386 --> 00:21:19,595 New York. 385 00:21:21,595 --> 00:21:23,095 Aren't you gonna miss it? 386 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:26,970 Nah. 387 00:21:29,553 --> 00:21:31,095 But I will miss you, kid. 388 00:21:34,553 --> 00:21:35,553 Very much. 389 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,803 Your cell phone's ringing. 390 00:21:47,761 --> 00:21:49,053 I don't have a cell phone. 391 00:21:51,636 --> 00:21:53,511 Oh, Jesus, that is me! Oh! 392 00:21:54,136 --> 00:21:57,095 Miranda gave me one, 'cause, you know… 393 00:21:57,511 --> 00:21:58,511 You know… 394 00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:02,886 Oh. How the hell does this thing… 395 00:22:05,428 --> 00:22:07,053 Thank you. Miranda? 396 00:22:07,136 --> 00:22:09,011 Hi, I'm in labor. 397 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,095 Meet me at Mount Sinai, at 99th and Fifth. 398 00:22:11,178 --> 00:22:12,553 Okay, is Steve with you? 399 00:22:12,636 --> 00:22:16,345 Uh, no, he's on his way from the bar. I didn't think that I should wait. 400 00:22:16,428 --> 00:22:19,011 - Are you okay? - So far. Taxi! 401 00:22:19,553 --> 00:22:22,720 Okay, I got a cab. I gotta go. Hi. 402 00:22:22,803 --> 00:22:24,595 Miranda's in labor. I have to get out of here. 403 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,011 - I have to get to Mount Sinai. - Easy, easy. 404 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,178 Excuse me, sir. We have an emergency 405 00:22:28,261 --> 00:22:31,636 and we need to get to 99th Street and Fifth Avenue in a hurry. 406 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,386 I can't leave the park. I'll get a fine. 407 00:22:34,845 --> 00:22:36,261 - What's your name? - Bobbo. 408 00:22:36,845 --> 00:22:37,845 Okay, Bobbo. 409 00:22:39,095 --> 00:22:42,470 Here is 400 bucks. 410 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,261 See what you can do. 411 00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:46,761 Bobbo? 412 00:22:57,386 --> 00:22:59,470 One short carriage ride later… 413 00:23:01,678 --> 00:23:02,678 Okay. 414 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:09,220 So, you leave tomorrow at 5:00? 415 00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:10,928 How about lunch? I'll come over around 2:00? 416 00:23:11,345 --> 00:23:14,136 I can't believe you're leaving me alone with a horse and buggy. 417 00:23:14,636 --> 00:23:17,386 - Thanks for the ride, Prince Charming. - Any time. 418 00:23:20,386 --> 00:23:21,386 Carrie. 419 00:23:27,845 --> 00:23:29,720 81st and Park, Bobbo. 420 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,470 Boy, you will do anything to stop me from having sex with Big. 421 00:23:54,803 --> 00:23:57,345 - You look pretty. - So do you. 422 00:23:58,928 --> 00:24:00,720 Shouldn't you be lying down 423 00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:02,803 or biting on a leather strap or something? 424 00:24:02,886 --> 00:24:05,636 I'm moving around, trying to get my water to break. 425 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,595 The doctor says it's better than having them break it for you. 426 00:24:11,261 --> 00:24:12,720 So, what can I do? 427 00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:15,845 When this gets going, 428 00:24:15,928 --> 00:24:18,261 don't let anyone get all cheerleadery on me. 429 00:24:18,345 --> 00:24:21,136 I don't want any of that "You can do it, push," shit. 430 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:22,220 Okay. 431 00:24:23,928 --> 00:24:27,720 And thus, with a destroyed pair of Christian Louboutins 432 00:24:27,803 --> 00:24:29,761 began Miranda's delivery. 433 00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:33,636 And it would continue well into lunch hour the next day. 434 00:24:43,345 --> 00:24:46,261 There she was, Miss Sassy-in-her-Shag, 435 00:24:46,345 --> 00:24:49,845 trying to catch Richard with his lunchtime shag. 436 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:13,220 - Follow that car. - Are you fucking kidding me? 437 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:15,095 Just go. 438 00:25:18,845 --> 00:25:21,803 One cab ride and a breaking-and-entering later, 439 00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:25,761 Samantha found herself at Richard Wright's bedroom door. 440 00:25:34,095 --> 00:25:35,720 You bastard! 441 00:25:35,803 --> 00:25:37,803 - Huh? - Who the hell are you? 442 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,095 It's just sex. I love you. 443 00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:45,761 Turns out she was right about Wright. 444 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,636 But now she wished she was wrong. 445 00:25:49,428 --> 00:25:52,803 There. Now your heart's broken too. 446 00:25:56,261 --> 00:25:57,886 Um, who the fuck was that? 447 00:25:58,636 --> 00:26:01,136 Turns out the baby was almost as stubborn as Miranda. 448 00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:02,595 You're doing good there. 449 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,095 That's right, she is. 450 00:26:04,178 --> 00:26:07,261 You're almost there. Now push. Push. 451 00:26:07,345 --> 00:26:10,136 - Push, push, push. - Nurse. 452 00:26:11,095 --> 00:26:12,261 Don't say that. 453 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:17,136 Okay, Miranda, one more deep breath. And go. 454 00:26:18,636 --> 00:26:20,136 - Carrie. - Yeah. 455 00:26:26,595 --> 00:26:29,053 Oh, my God. 456 00:26:29,886 --> 00:26:31,720 Oh, my God. There he is. 457 00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:37,095 - And he's perfect. - Yes, he is. He's perfect. 458 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,678 Oh, he's perfect. He's perfect. 459 00:26:39,761 --> 00:26:40,761 Nurse. 460 00:26:44,095 --> 00:26:46,053 Hey. 461 00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:51,470 Ten toes, ten fingers, two balls. 462 00:26:54,928 --> 00:26:56,553 That feels good. 463 00:26:57,345 --> 00:26:59,345 - You did so good. - Okay. 464 00:27:03,345 --> 00:27:04,345 Carrie. 465 00:27:09,178 --> 00:27:10,803 And just like that, 466 00:27:10,886 --> 00:27:13,970 life comes in and things begin to change. 467 00:27:22,928 --> 00:27:23,928 It's weird. 468 00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:27,720 It's like suddenly there's a giraffe in the room. 469 00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:29,970 Hello. 470 00:27:32,761 --> 00:27:33,761 Hey, Danny. 471 00:27:34,636 --> 00:27:35,636 Um… 472 00:27:37,011 --> 00:27:38,845 I was thinking "Brady." 473 00:27:40,470 --> 00:27:41,511 Brady Hobbes. 474 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:48,470 Steve. 475 00:27:55,261 --> 00:27:56,720 That's a fabulous hat. 476 00:28:00,761 --> 00:28:01,761 I'm sorry. 477 00:28:02,595 --> 00:28:03,886 - Hi. - Well? 478 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:07,553 Well, he's really teeny, and he has red hair. 479 00:28:07,636 --> 00:28:10,303 Really? Oh, my God, that is so cute! 480 00:28:10,386 --> 00:28:11,470 Listen, I have to go. 481 00:28:11,553 --> 00:28:14,053 - I still have a chance to catch Big. - Okay. 482 00:28:14,136 --> 00:28:15,845 Oh, Jesus. Here comes Raquel Welch. 483 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:16,913 - What? - She'll tell you. 484 00:28:16,928 --> 00:28:18,803 I'm late. She'll tell you. 485 00:28:18,886 --> 00:28:20,136 Why are you wearing that wig? 486 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,220 Because my hair under it looks like shit. 487 00:28:22,303 --> 00:28:23,595 Miranda has a son. 488 00:28:24,178 --> 00:28:25,720 Just what the world needs, another man. 489 00:28:25,803 --> 00:28:28,095 - Oh, come on, let's go see the baby. - Wait. 490 00:28:29,428 --> 00:28:30,428 - Okay. - All right. 491 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:32,553 Wait, wait. Not so fast. 492 00:28:47,803 --> 00:28:48,803 No. 493 00:28:49,845 --> 00:28:51,428 It's not even 5:00. 494 00:29:03,303 --> 00:29:04,303 What is this? 495 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:23,803 "If I ever feel lonely." 496 00:29:58,511 --> 00:30:02,053 It was official. A new season had begun. 497 00:30:13,803 --> 00:30:16,511 Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. 498 00:30:16,595 --> 00:30:18,928 Without them, what would shape our lives? 499 00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:21,928 Perhaps, if we never veered off course, 500 00:30:22,011 --> 00:30:26,345 we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. 501 00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:29,553 After all, seasons change. 502 00:30:29,636 --> 00:30:30,803 So do cities. 503 00:30:31,303 --> 00:30:33,636 People come into your life, and people go. 504 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:36,095 But it's comforting to know 505 00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:38,803 the ones you love are always in your heart. 506 00:30:39,345 --> 00:30:41,136 And if you're very lucky, 507 00:30:41,761 --> 00:30:43,053 a plane ride away.