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When you are single
and live in New York,

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there is no end
to the ways to fill your days.

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Museums, parks, theaters, concert halls,
nightclubs, and countless restaurants.

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But one of the most amazing things…

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…about living in a city like New York

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is that any night of the week,
you can go to Paris.

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Joy for Two for one.

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- Enjoy the show.
- Thank you.

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It was one of
those perfect New York nights…

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That fucking Richard.

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…followed by
a less than perfect New York day.

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He left another "I'm sorry" message
on my machine.

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Like all the "I'm sorries" in the world
are gonna make up for the fact

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that I caught him eating
another woman's pussy.

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Samantha.

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It's okay. Nothing has to change.

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Just think of this as a big purse.

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- Oh, Miranda, your purse just spit up.
- Oh.

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You'd think after three weeks of
no returned calls, he'd get the message.

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"Not okay to eat another woman's pussy."

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Samantha, Brady.

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Well, I'm pissed off, Charlotte.
What the hell am I supposed to say?

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Call it "sushi."
Another woman's "sushi."

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Fine. Richard ate another woman's sushi.

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Fish and chips would have been
such an unfortunate order right now.

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- What'd you do last night?
- Went to a movie.

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- With who?
- Myself.

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On date night?

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Are we still gonna have to call it
"date night" in our 50s?

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I'd just think that all the people
would be looking at me thinking,

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"That poor, pathetic girl."

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Kind of like the way
I'm looking at you right now?

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- What?
- You don't go out alone?

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- On date night?
- You're never alone in New York.

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It's the perfect place to be single.
The city is your date.

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You're dating the city?

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For about 18 years.

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It's getting serious.

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I think I'm in love.

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Do not check your messages again.

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I'm not.

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I just wanted you to all hear his tone
on my machine.

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If you keep participating in this,
you might as well just call him.

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I'm not participating.

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This has got to stop.

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Yes, it's tragic that you were in love
and it didn't work out.

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But you have got to emotionally
cut him out of your life and move on.

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And the sooner the better.

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Everyone knows you only get
two great loves in your life.

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Everyone who? Where did you get that?

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I read it in a magazine.

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What magazine?
Convenient Theories For You Monthly?

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What does that mean?

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It means last year,
when you were married,

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you believed
a woman only got one great love.

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And that phrase "great love,"
what does that even mean?

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It means a love that changes you,
that shakes you to your core,

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after which you're never the same.

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Seriously, there is not an
unlimited amount of love in the world.

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It's rare.

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Way to take the edge
off a club sandwich.

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So far, I've only had one. Trey.
How many great loves have you had?

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- Zero.
- Really?

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What about Steve?

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Steve's a friend, not a core-shaker.

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Well, I'm done with great love.
I'm back to great lovers.

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- You?
- I refuse to define love

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in those limited terms.

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I had to.

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Oh, come on, Carrie. Aidan and Big.

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One, two.
And according to you, I'm done.

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No, no, it was a stupid article.
It was at the dentist.

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No, no, no. It's too late for that now.
You said it. It's over for me.

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"Here lies Carrie.
She had two loves and lots of shoes."

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Fuck love.

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I gave you "sushi." I need "fuck."

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After a light lunch,

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Miranda stopped
to set down a heavy load.

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- Want me to carry him?
- No, no, I'm fine.

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- I've just got to switch.
- Okay.

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It's all right.

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Ladies, seamen, twelve o'clock.

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I pray when I turn around,
there are sailors.

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Because with her, you never know.

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A-ha!

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Oh, wow. We have just spotted
our first sailors.

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Fleet Week has begun.

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Fleet Week is that
one week a year

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when the US naval ships dock

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and our fair city is made even fairer

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with cute, sweet American sailors
looking for fun.

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I've been so distracted by Richard that
I almost forgot my favorite holiday.

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- Fleet Week isn't a holiday.
- Well, it should be.

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Sort of the antidote to Valentine's Day.

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This is just what I need.

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I'm gonna flag them down
and find out about the big party.

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Hold on there, Pearl Harbor.
Not interested.

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Why? We always have fun when we go.

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Me running
through Times Square in heels,

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trying to find a cute sailor to kiss?

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That ship has sailed. Pun intended.

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But we have to show them a good time.

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It's our patriotic duty
as women of New York.

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If you want to do your patriotic duty
as a New York woman,

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you will come shopping with me right now

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and throw some
much-needed money downtown.

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- I'm in.
- I'm in.

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- I forgot the Snugli.
- Oh.

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Well, let's get you a cab home.
There's one. Taxi!

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Oh.

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- Oh, okay.
- Well…

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Okay, so I'll call you later?

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- Overspend for me.
- Okay.

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- Bye, Brady.
- I'm okay. I got it.

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- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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I'll call you later.

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Miranda suddenly found herself

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moving slowly away from her old life…

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and quickly into her new one.

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Oh.

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Poor baby. Boy, pink thing.

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Boy, look at that pink face.

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- Dear, let Magda help.
- Oh. I'm… I'm good. I've got it.

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You just keep doing the thing.
The mirror.

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I'll get the baby nurse
to put him down for a nap.

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- On floor?
- Lina.

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- You put on the floor?
- Is that my big boy?

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Hi. Uh… What are you doing here?

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I just came over to hang with B-boy.
Magda let me in.

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Hey… Hey, champ. Want half a sandwich?

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Where did you get a…

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Okay. Um…

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Steve, I can't have you "hang"
right now. I've got a schedule.

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I've got to get Brady down for a nap now
or he won't sleep tonight.

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- Lina!
- Hey, how's your nipples?

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Excuse me?

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Lina said sometimes they get sore.

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Lina, would you get Brady ready
for his nap?

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And please don't talk to Steve
about my nipples. Thanks.

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Don't blame her. I asked.

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You just randomly asked
about my nipples?

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Yeah, I talk about your nipples
to strangers all the time.

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Bye.

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Hey, hey. The bum's rush?
I came over to help.

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I appreciate that,
but I don't need help. I've hired help

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and we've got everything under control.

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- Okay, so thanks for the eats.
- Okay.

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Have a good evening, Mrs. MacDougal.

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Charlotte realized

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she may have put Great Love Number One
behind her…

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but his name was still in front of her.

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Break-ups, bad for the heart,

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good for the economy.

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It's the bad guy again.

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And I'll keep calling
till you agree to talk.

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So unless you want 20 messages every
day, you'll meet me tonight for a drink.

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I miss you.

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I'll be waiting, gorgeous.

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Right sentiment…

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Sushi Samba.

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…wrong restaurant.

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Richard Wright?
Right this way.

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Hello, gorgeous.

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In a wildly optimistic gesture,
I ordered you a dirty martini.

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Dirty martini? Dirty bastard.

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Oh, I have always wanted to do that,
but I don't think I could pull it off.

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How did it feel?

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Fabulous. But I woke up this morning
even angrier.

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I need to hurt him more.

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I can't even be around that man.
He's dangerous and toxic.

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So, he's manthrax?

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Arrogant prick.

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I wonder what he was gonna say.

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What could he say?

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That he loves me.
That we belong together.

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That he didn't mean to hurt me.

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Well, people make mistakes.

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I cheated on Aidan.
He gave me a second chance.

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And look how well that turned out.

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That was different.

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True. It wasn't a sushi situation.

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And that's another thing.

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I'm not doing the baby talk
at breakfast.

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I signed up for friendship,
not some PC bullshit baby brunches.

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Oh, you're overreacting.
Brady won't happen every day.

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He'd better not.

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Miranda's still Miranda.
She had a baby, not a lobotomy.

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She knows you're not… child-friendly.

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Don't kid yourself.

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The days of "pussy" and "fuck" are gone.

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Later that night,
I got to thinking about days gone by.

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That carefree time when our schedules
were as wide open as our hearts.

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The time before the baggage
and break-ups and babies

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began to weigh us all down.

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I couldn't help but wonder,

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does that sense of adventure
still flicker inside of us?

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Or when it comes
to being carefree single girls,

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have we missed the boat?

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Surprise. Pain au chocolat.

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Oh.

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Oh, I'm… I'm sorry. I don't know you.

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Um… I'm Carrie. I'm a friend of…

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Hi. This is Lina.

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Come on in.

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Does she speak?

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No. I love her.

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Oh.

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Were we supposed to do something
and I forgot to write it down?

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No. I had the whole day free

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and thought I'd stop by
for a little chatty.

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Fatty, come on. I gotta sit.

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So, are you hungry?
I brought some pain au chocolat.

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Oh, thanks, but the only eating
I'm concerned with right now is Brady.

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He doesn't seem to want to eat.

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Perhaps he's anorexic.

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- Sorry, what?
- Ah, it's a dumb joke.

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- What was it?
- Anorexic.

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Oh. Yeah. No.

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I… I've been trying to feed him
for an hour and he won't latch on.

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Stop, boring. What's up with you?

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Well…

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I've been thinking about that thing
that Charlotte said in the coffee shop.

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Uh-huh, about the great loves?

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- Here we go.
- Uh…

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So, maybe Aidan and Big
are my two great loves now.

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But…

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that doesn't mean that… that I'm
always gonna feel that way about them.

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Come on, Brady. It's right here.
Okay, you don't want it? Fine.

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Here we go.

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Here we go. Here.

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There, in the middle
of my two great loves,

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were Miranda's two great breasts.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Your breasts are huge.

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No, what were you saying about…
I can't even remember.

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This is so frustrating.

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He'll eat eventually.

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No, not that. This. This is frustrating.

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I can't follow your thoughts.
It's all about nursing and nipples.

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Sweetie, they're looking right at me.

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I am not gonna become
one of those mothers

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who cannot carry on
an adult conversation.

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I am not.

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- Okay.
- Three weeks ago,

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I would've been listening
to you and saying funny things back.

248
00:12:27,328 --> 00:12:30,120
And now I'm going, "What, what?"
I didn't even get the anorexic joke.

249
00:12:30,203 --> 00:12:31,370
How easy was that?

250
00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:34,995
Miranda, I'm just talking.
Just "blah, blah." It's just words.

251
00:12:35,078 --> 00:12:36,786
No, they're not just words.
They're your words.

252
00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:37,953
And it's not just now.

253
00:12:38,370 --> 00:12:39,370
What about Samantha?

254
00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:41,703
Could she have gotten me
into that cab any faster?

255
00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:47,703
Carrie, my friendships are…
important to me.

256
00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,411
Hey, we're not going anywhere.

257
00:12:51,995 --> 00:12:54,120
I mean, maybe things
will have to change a little.

258
00:12:54,453 --> 00:12:55,995
- Fuck.
- I know.

259
00:12:57,995 --> 00:12:59,453
But you're still one of us.

260
00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:03,370
Only now, you're the one
with the biggest boobs.

261
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:05,161
Can you believe the size of my nipples?

262
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,953
Please, I was not at all prepared.

263
00:13:08,036 --> 00:13:10,620
I'm gonna have to go find
some sort of trauma counseling.

264
00:13:11,578 --> 00:13:12,661
Ah.

265
00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:14,120
There.

266
00:13:14,786 --> 00:13:16,328
We have contact.

267
00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:21,411
Okay, I'm gonna go.

268
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:24,495
I'll let you concentrate
on Mr. Hobbes there.

269
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:25,661
You don't have to go.

270
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,870
I can listen now. I can do it.

271
00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:30,411
Miranda, you're a mother.

272
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,911
But it's okay. I won't tell anyone.

273
00:13:35,995 --> 00:13:37,036
Don't.

274
00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:39,661
What are you gonna do all day?

275
00:13:39,745 --> 00:13:43,995
Well, first a trip to the Guggenheim,
and then lunch, and then, uh…

276
00:13:45,703 --> 00:13:48,120
Who knows? It's New York.

277
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,953
- Hot date with your city, huh?
- Exactly. See that?

278
00:13:51,078 --> 00:13:53,620
You listened
and we had the witty repartee.

279
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:55,370
Bye.

280
00:13:55,453 --> 00:13:58,036
That same afternoon,
Charlotte felt like going to a movie.

281
00:13:58,161 --> 00:14:00,828
So she called
her afternoon-movie friend Anthony.

282
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:03,495
Carrie says that the French film
at the Paris is amazing.

283
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,703
Fuck the French.

284
00:14:04,786 --> 00:14:07,495
Like I need to spend an afternoon
looking at that drippy shit.

285
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:08,995
- It's a good hat, though.
- Thanks.

286
00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:12,078
- What do you wanna see?
- Anything with Josh Hartnett.

287
00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:16,036
- I don't know who that is.
- He's cute with a capital… Yu-hoo.

288
00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:19,661
He totally checked you out.
You should go back and get his number.

289
00:14:22,286 --> 00:14:24,286
- He's a sailor.
- I know.

290
00:14:24,786 --> 00:14:26,203
Go, hurry, he's getting away.

291
00:14:26,286 --> 00:14:27,703
No, I can't do that.

292
00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:29,203
You are so not gay.

293
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,078
What am I gonna do with him?

294
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,203
Fuck him.

295
00:14:32,536 --> 00:14:35,411
Put him into that Park Avenue,
pink-shirt, flaccid-peepee mojo

296
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:36,620
you've been dragging around.

297
00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:39,453
I'm not dragging anything around.
As a matter of fact,

298
00:14:39,536 --> 00:14:41,911
I changed my name back to "York"
on my mailbox.

299
00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:44,703
Good for you. Now maybe you should
be thinking about a different box.

300
00:14:45,828 --> 00:14:47,286
When's the last time you had sex?

301
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:49,995
If you have to think about it,
it's been too long.

302
00:14:50,078 --> 00:14:52,161
- When was the last time you…
- 10:30 today, at the gym.

303
00:14:53,286 --> 00:14:56,911
Well, I'm not looking for just sex.
I can have just sex.

304
00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:59,036
I'm looking for my next great love.

305
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,036
Yeah, well,
don't let it hit that six-month mark,

306
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,828
because after that
it's just a sleigh ride into menopause.

307
00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:07,411
I'm serious. If you don't put something
in there soon, it'll grow over.

308
00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:11,411
What is it with this frigging wind?
Jesus Christ!

309
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,495
As Charlotte and Anthony
made a left,

310
00:15:13,911 --> 00:15:17,328
Samantha found herself in the right
neighborhood, Richard Wright's.

311
00:15:17,828 --> 00:15:19,536
Here you go. Thank you.

312
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,161
Oh, one for you.

313
00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:36,995
Uh, ma'am, it's against city law
to deface public property.

314
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,828
This man said he loved me,

315
00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:41,536
and I caught him eating
another woman's pussy.

316
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:43,911
Carry on, ma'am.

317
00:16:03,411 --> 00:16:06,620
New York weather,
like a man, can be unpredictable.

318
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,703
But that's part of the fun.

319
00:16:24,245 --> 00:16:26,036
Oh.

320
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,245
And a New York Museum,
like a man, can sometimes be closed

321
00:16:30,328 --> 00:16:32,036
when you wish they were open.

322
00:16:53,911 --> 00:16:55,870
That's another reason
I love New York.

323
00:16:55,953 --> 00:17:00,036
Just like that,
it can go from bad to cute.

324
00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:05,370
Well, I guess we're not going anywhere
for a while.

325
00:17:11,078 --> 00:17:12,911
I love the way the rain smells.

326
00:17:13,870 --> 00:17:17,286
If this were a French movie,
we'd fall in love and get married.

327
00:17:21,036 --> 00:17:24,953
No, I was… I was just pointing out
how romantic this would be in a movie.

328
00:17:25,536 --> 00:17:27,120
I don't wanna marry you.

329
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:30,286
Okay, I do.

330
00:17:32,328 --> 00:17:34,411
No. No, come on, I'm kidding.

331
00:17:34,911 --> 00:17:37,911
I mean, we just met.
Let's wait five minutes.

332
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:42,120
Really, I don't even wanna get married.
I was engaged last year,

333
00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:44,161
and if I didn't wanna marry him, I…

334
00:17:52,161 --> 00:17:53,161
Singles at the counter.

335
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:55,245
Oh, I was hoping to get a table…

336
00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:58,411
Singles, counter. Two. Two.

337
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,620
- Okay, thank you.
- Two. Two. Who's next?

338
00:18:01,703 --> 00:18:03,370
Several wet blocks later,

339
00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:07,328
I decided to warm up
with a bowl of New York matzo ball soup.

340
00:18:09,036 --> 00:18:10,953
Come on, come on, let's go!

341
00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:15,120
That manager's really a prick.

342
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:17,661
I put up with it
because I come here all the time.

343
00:18:17,745 --> 00:18:19,370
They know me.
I live in the neighborhood.

344
00:18:20,245 --> 00:18:23,620
We single gals gotta have
a port in the storm. Am I right?

345
00:18:27,536 --> 00:18:30,578
Lithium. I like to sprinkle it
on my ice cream.

346
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,328
- You ever try it?
- No.

347
00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:35,578
Can't say that I have.

348
00:18:35,995 --> 00:18:37,995
What kind of mood elevator are you on?

349
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:41,995
- Uh… I'm not on one.
- Yeah?

350
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:46,661
I used to be like you,
then I broke up with this guy.

351
00:18:46,745 --> 00:18:50,953
This was '82. Morty. Thought somebody
better would come along.

352
00:18:52,203 --> 00:18:53,745
Never happened.

353
00:18:58,161 --> 00:18:59,370
Oh, I love this.

354
00:18:59,536 --> 00:19:02,620
If Charlotte was right,
this woman's two great loves

355
00:19:02,953 --> 00:19:06,286
were a man named Morty
and lithium-laced ice cream.

356
00:19:07,578 --> 00:19:11,036
After 20 minutes squatting
under the coffee shop hand dryer,

357
00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:13,161
I realized I'd been kidding myself.

358
00:19:13,536 --> 00:19:15,620
New York and I didn't have
the perfect relationship.

359
00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:18,036
All right!

360
00:19:18,995 --> 00:19:23,203
It was dismissive,
abusive, and it made me feel desperate.

361
00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:27,620
I was now fresh out of great loves.

362
00:19:30,078 --> 00:19:32,036
Oh. Hey, sir…

363
00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:38,411
Thank you.

364
00:19:40,578 --> 00:19:41,620
Should I?

365
00:19:47,995 --> 00:19:50,536
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Louis Leroy.

366
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:54,245
This is Bill Hope and Paul Watkins,

367
00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,411
and we'd like to invite you
to a big Navy party tonight.

368
00:19:56,536 --> 00:19:58,203
Feel free to bring some girlfriends.

369
00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,495
Yeah, feel very free.

370
00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:09,786
I don't know why I was fighting it.
This is gonna be fun.

371
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,995
Exactly what we needed.
Three single gals back on the town.

372
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:15,036
What's the longest
you've ever gone without sex?

373
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,911
Oh, no. You don't get that info
without dinner and a drink.

374
00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:21,036
- Next week will make it six months.
- Ooh, watch it.

375
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,703
Thanks. You threw me,
and I lost my concentration.

376
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:26,328
I am gonna have sex
with a sailor tonight.

377
00:20:26,745 --> 00:20:27,911
She almost got me on that one.

378
00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:28,995
I'm serious.

379
00:20:29,078 --> 00:20:32,078
I have to have sex
to put Mrs. Trey MacDougal behind me.

380
00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:33,745
I'm a whole new Charlotte York.

381
00:20:33,870 --> 00:20:35,536
What about the great love?

382
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,245
- Maybe that was bullshit.
- Oh!

383
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:38,661
Gotcha!

384
00:20:42,745 --> 00:20:44,120
How are we gonna find your sailors?

385
00:20:44,203 --> 00:20:45,245
We'll find them.

386
00:20:59,995 --> 00:21:02,536
God bless America.

387
00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:09,703
The important thing is
to stick together, or we'll get lost.

388
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:16,370
Samantha? Charlotte?

389
00:21:16,995 --> 00:21:19,536
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

390
00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:21,870
Very good.

391
00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:23,870
And uptown,

392
00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:27,703
another woman found herself
in a confusing navel situation.

393
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,161
Look, Brady.

394
00:21:31,411 --> 00:21:32,953
There's your belly button.

395
00:21:40,203 --> 00:21:41,245
Help me!

396
00:21:44,078 --> 00:21:45,995
Twenty freaked-out minutes later…

397
00:21:46,245 --> 00:21:47,453
I can't do this.

398
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:51,495
I'm prepared for the expected,
but I'm not prepared for the unexpected.

399
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,203
I can't schedule shit like this.

400
00:21:53,286 --> 00:21:56,453
And the people that you hire
won't help you with shit like this.

401
00:21:56,995 --> 00:21:58,036
Where's the cat?

402
00:22:00,245 --> 00:22:03,036
Oh, God, Steve, it's gross.
Help me, it's gross.

403
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:04,995
All right, relax, I'll give you a hand.

404
00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:08,661
He may not be a core-shaker,

405
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,245
but Steve was there
when she was shaken to the core.

406
00:22:12,703 --> 00:22:13,995
Feelin' alright

407
00:22:17,411 --> 00:22:19,953
I'm not feelin' too good myself

408
00:22:20,745 --> 00:22:21,745
Uh-huh

409
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:25,036
Feelin' alright

410
00:22:26,203 --> 00:22:27,203
Uh-huh

411
00:22:28,203 --> 00:22:30,661
I'm not feelin' too good myself

412
00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:31,911
You looking for someone?

413
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,578
Oh, my girlfriends.

414
00:22:34,911 --> 00:22:37,745
This party's like the Bermuda Triangle
for women.

415
00:22:38,703 --> 00:22:40,203
That's a little sailor joke.

416
00:22:40,703 --> 00:22:41,703
You're funny.

417
00:22:41,786 --> 00:22:42,786
Oh.

418
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:44,745
You remind me of my mom.

419
00:22:45,703 --> 00:22:46,786
Bye-bye.

420
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:54,036
- Evening, miss.
- Ahoy, matey.

421
00:22:55,245 --> 00:22:56,786
Nice dickey.

422
00:22:59,495 --> 00:23:02,245
Meanwhile,
I still had not found Charlotte,

423
00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:05,745
but Charlotte had found an officer
who wasn't a gentleman.

424
00:23:06,203 --> 00:23:07,203
Show me your tits?

425
00:23:09,078 --> 00:23:11,745
I can't do that. I barely know you.

426
00:23:12,203 --> 00:23:15,036
Okay, then just show me one.

427
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:17,703
It's an order.

428
00:23:17,786 --> 00:23:20,120
The old Charlotte
would've had him court-martialed.

429
00:23:20,203 --> 00:23:21,536
But the new Charlotte…

430
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,203
Well, Officer…

431
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,661
…had a deadline.

432
00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:26,078
- …if it's an order.
- Mmm-hmm.

433
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:32,161
- Oh, Jesus!
- Oh, Carrie! Carrie!

434
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,661
I was just looking for you, I didn't…

435
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,661
No. This is Officer Matt Cook.

436
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,578
I'll see you later. Okay.

437
00:23:39,911 --> 00:23:41,786
I can't do this. Let's just talk.

438
00:23:45,828 --> 00:23:46,870
It's your call, ma'am.

439
00:23:47,328 --> 00:23:48,870
Turns out Charlotte was caught

440
00:23:48,953 --> 00:23:51,703
somewhere between the old and new York.

441
00:23:52,495 --> 00:23:55,036
But she figured showing her boob
to a relative stranger

442
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:56,661
bought her another three months.

443
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:03,536
Carrie, there you are.
Where's Charlotte?

444
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:07,078
Well, believe it or not, she's involved
in a little peepshow upstairs.

445
00:24:07,161 --> 00:24:10,578
I'm really starting to have
a newfound respect for that girl.

446
00:24:10,911 --> 00:24:12,453
What is it about today?

447
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,870
I've seen Miranda's boobs,
I've seen Charlotte's boob.

448
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,370
Why not just show me yours
and get it over with?

449
00:24:23,703 --> 00:24:24,911
I was kidding.

450
00:24:25,245 --> 00:24:27,370
I wasn't.
That ought to hook me a sailor.

451
00:24:27,453 --> 00:24:30,078
Yeah, Tailhook you one. Look, I'm going.

452
00:24:30,286 --> 00:24:32,411
- No.
- Yes.

453
00:24:32,495 --> 00:24:34,786
I was right. This ship has sailed.

454
00:24:34,911 --> 00:24:37,536
And tragically, I'm still on it.

455
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:42,286
Good night. Hey.
Keep an eye on Boom-Boom up there.

456
00:24:47,203 --> 00:24:48,661
Hey, there. You came.

457
00:24:48,745 --> 00:24:50,786
Yes, I came, I saw…

458
00:24:51,495 --> 00:24:53,036
- I'm leaving.
- Oh, come on, now.

459
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:56,370
I've come all the way from Louisiana
to dance with a New York City girl.

460
00:24:57,911 --> 00:24:59,078
I'm a good dancer.

461
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,786
I…

462
00:25:13,703 --> 00:25:15,203
My, my, my, my

463
00:25:17,286 --> 00:25:19,203
Oh, I…

464
00:25:20,495 --> 00:25:23,620
Can turn a grey sky blue

465
00:25:24,245 --> 00:25:25,245
I…

466
00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:27,036
You see, I can make it rain

467
00:25:28,786 --> 00:25:30,161
When I want to

468
00:25:30,245 --> 00:25:31,953
Oh, I…

469
00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:34,703
Can build a castle

470
00:25:35,203 --> 00:25:37,911
- From a single grain of sand, yeah
- I…

471
00:25:38,536 --> 00:25:40,661
You see, I can make a ship sail

472
00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:43,745
On dry land, children, yeah

473
00:25:45,078 --> 00:25:49,745
Then how come I
With all the powers that I possess

474
00:25:49,828 --> 00:25:50,828
Yeah

475
00:25:51,453 --> 00:25:53,495
Girl, you're the key to my happiness
And I

476
00:25:53,578 --> 00:25:55,411
Can't get next to you, babe

477
00:25:55,495 --> 00:25:56,620
Ooh, yeah

478
00:25:56,703 --> 00:25:58,036
Can't get next to you

479
00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,786
I've been tryin' a long time

480
00:25:59,870 --> 00:26:01,578
Can't get next to you, babe

481
00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,703
I don't know what to do

482
00:26:03,786 --> 00:26:05,203
Can't get next to you

483
00:26:05,495 --> 00:26:07,370
- Let me tell you
- I…

484
00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:10,745
Even though she was
floating in a sea of dickeys…

485
00:26:10,828 --> 00:26:14,036
One new message
and 12 saved messages.

486
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,120
…Samantha could only
think about Richard.

487
00:26:16,203 --> 00:26:18,036
Hey, you threw a drink
in my face

488
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,245
and papered my neighborhood.

489
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,870
Would I still be calling
if I didn't really love you?

490
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:25,453
I love you, gorgeous.
Give me another chance.

491
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,870
Hey, you threw a drink
in my face

492
00:26:31,995 --> 00:26:33,370
and papered my neighborhood.

493
00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:35,661
Would I still be calling
if I didn't really love you?

494
00:26:38,828 --> 00:26:41,120
Oh, she may be weary…

495
00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:45,745
Say, Louis from Louisiana,

496
00:26:47,161 --> 00:26:50,245
how many great loves
do you think you get in a lifetime?

497
00:26:51,328 --> 00:26:52,453
Great loves?

498
00:26:52,786 --> 00:26:54,328
That is the question on deck.

499
00:26:57,620 --> 00:26:58,661
Well…

500
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,245
Maybe one, if you're lucky.

501
00:27:03,328 --> 00:27:07,703
Try a little tenderness, yeah…

502
00:27:15,203 --> 00:27:16,870
Oh, I'm glad I stayed.

503
00:27:17,411 --> 00:27:20,620
After the way this city kicked my ass
today, I needed that dance.

504
00:27:21,495 --> 00:27:24,495
I have to say,
this is my first trip to New York. Tsk.

505
00:27:25,203 --> 00:27:26,245
Not for me.

506
00:27:27,495 --> 00:27:30,245
I mean, the garbage, the noise,
I don't know how you put up with it.

507
00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:38,536
While she's there waiting…

508
00:27:39,995 --> 00:27:41,036
Thanks.

509
00:27:41,495 --> 00:27:42,480
Good night.

510
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,995
Try a little tenderness…

511
00:27:46,745 --> 00:27:47,786
Wait.

512
00:27:49,745 --> 00:27:50,870
Going home all alone?

513
00:27:51,995 --> 00:27:53,203
It's rough out there.

514
00:27:54,370 --> 00:27:55,411
It isn't so bad.

515
00:27:55,495 --> 00:28:00,411
It's not just sentimental, no, no…

516
00:28:00,495 --> 00:28:04,286
If Louis was right,
and you only get one great love,

517
00:28:05,411 --> 00:28:06,911
New York may just be mine.

518
00:28:08,536 --> 00:28:11,578
And I can't have nobody talking shit
about my boyfriend.

519
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,578
A short while later, I had a thought.

520
00:28:14,661 --> 00:28:15,703
Taxi!

521
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:19,495
Maybe the past
is like an anchor holding us back.

522
00:28:20,286 --> 00:28:23,203
Maybe you have to let go
of who you were…

523
00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:25,703
Hey, hey.

524
00:28:25,786 --> 00:28:28,495
…to become who you will be.

525
00:28:32,161 --> 00:28:35,036
You won't regret it, no, no

526
00:28:36,786 --> 00:28:39,161
Young girls, they don't forget it

527
00:28:39,745 --> 00:28:45,495
Love is their whole happiness

528
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:47,120
Yeah

529
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:53,411
But it's all so easy

530
00:28:54,495 --> 00:28:56,828
All you gotta do is try

531
00:28:57,036 --> 00:29:00,245
Try a little tenderness

532
00:29:00,703 --> 00:29:04,245
Yeah, all you gotta do is, man

533
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,911
Hold her when you wanna

534
00:29:07,161 --> 00:29:09,953
Squeeze her, don't tease her

535
00:29:10,328 --> 00:29:11,828
Never leave her

536
00:29:12,536 --> 00:29:14,745
Get to her, got, got

537
00:29:14,828 --> 00:29:17,411
Got to try a little tenderness

538
00:29:17,536 --> 00:29:18,536
Yeah, yeah

539
00:29:18,911 --> 00:29:21,453
You got to grab her gently, man

540
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,120
Don't bruise her, no, no

541
00:29:25,203 --> 00:29:26,870
You got to love her

542
00:29:26,953 --> 00:29:29,411
Tease her, don't squeeze her

543
00:29:29,495 --> 00:29:34,578
You got to try, na, na, na
Try a little tenderness

544
00:29:35,078 --> 00:29:36,078
Yeah, yeah, yeah

545
00:29:36,161 --> 00:29:38,953
You got to grab her gently, man

546
00:29:41,161 --> 00:29:42,745
Don't bruise her, no, no

547
00:29:42,828 --> 00:29:44,370
You got to love her

548
00:29:44,578 --> 00:29:47,161
Tease her, don't squeeze her

549
00:29:47,245 --> 00:29:52,495
You got to try, na, na, na
Try a little tenderness

550
00:29:52,661 --> 00:29:53,661
Yeah