1 00:00:50,648 --> 00:00:54,231 When venturing out on your first blind date in a decade, 2 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,648 it's crucial to have the right attitude. 3 00:00:58,356 --> 00:00:59,356 Hope for the best… 4 00:00:59,981 --> 00:01:01,606 - Ted? - Sorry. 5 00:01:03,565 --> 00:01:05,065 …prepare for the worst. 6 00:01:10,648 --> 00:01:13,481 And who knows, you just might be pleasantly surprised. 7 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,440 Or not. 8 00:01:22,898 --> 00:01:23,898 I got stood up. 9 00:01:24,315 --> 00:01:29,273 Yes, I deigned to go on a blind date against all my better judgment. 10 00:01:29,356 --> 00:01:32,773 I was willing to lower myself into the gutter… 11 00:01:32,856 --> 00:01:33,898 God, I miss dating. 12 00:01:34,231 --> 00:01:36,273 - And then he doesn't show. - Are you sure? 13 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,898 Well, either he didn't show 14 00:01:38,981 --> 00:01:40,940 or he took one look at me and ran for the hills. 15 00:01:41,023 --> 00:01:42,815 Which is worse? I can't decide. 16 00:01:42,898 --> 00:01:44,606 I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation. 17 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,648 - We're gonna get to the bottom of this. - Oh, we're at the bottom. 18 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:49,648 A complete stranger hurt my feelings. I'd say that's scraping bottom. 19 00:01:49,731 --> 00:01:52,731 You shouldn't even be going on blind dates. It's beneath you. 20 00:01:52,815 --> 00:01:54,398 Now, that's not true. 21 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,981 I know a lot of great couples that met on blind dates. 22 00:01:57,065 --> 00:01:58,856 - Eric and Marcie… - Look, stop. 23 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:00,481 Even if he had shown up, 24 00:02:00,565 --> 00:02:03,523 most first dates are like job interviews with cocktails. 25 00:02:03,606 --> 00:02:04,940 Na-ah. I think, I'm done. 26 00:02:05,023 --> 00:02:06,856 That's what I said yesterday about eating bread, 27 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:08,356 and I just ordered pancakes, so… 28 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:12,231 Why should I risk having a god-awful evening, 29 00:02:12,315 --> 00:02:15,606 when I am guaranteed to have fun with you guys? 30 00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:17,273 Oh, honey, you're cute. 31 00:02:17,356 --> 00:02:19,148 - Hmm. - But I'm never gonna fuck you. 32 00:02:19,231 --> 00:02:23,065 Look, I'm really sorry this happened to you on your first date back out there 33 00:02:23,148 --> 00:02:24,190 but you have to keep trying. 34 00:02:24,273 --> 00:02:26,315 Na-ah, no, I'm like Punxsutawney Phil. I came out, 35 00:02:26,398 --> 00:02:28,815 I saw my shadow and I'm going back in. I'll see you guys next winter. 36 00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:31,856 Well, you have to take some risks, so that you don't wind up an old maid. 37 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:34,190 Oh, that's right! 38 00:02:34,273 --> 00:02:37,690 Must not wind up old maid. Must not wind up old maid. 39 00:02:37,773 --> 00:02:40,398 Now, how am I gonna remember that? Does anybody have a pen? 40 00:02:40,481 --> 00:02:43,273 Why do we get stuck with "old maid" and "spinster," 41 00:02:43,356 --> 00:02:45,773 and men get to be "bachelors" and "playboys"? 42 00:02:45,856 --> 00:02:47,898 No matter how shriveled their dicks are. 43 00:02:47,981 --> 00:02:48,981 Okay! 44 00:02:50,148 --> 00:02:52,106 The end. New topic. 45 00:02:52,190 --> 00:02:53,981 Charlotte's 36th birthday, 46 00:02:54,065 --> 00:02:56,190 - Saturday night. - Oh! 47 00:02:56,273 --> 00:02:58,981 I say, we spinsters take back Manhattan. 48 00:02:59,065 --> 00:03:01,190 Well, I've thought about it. 49 00:03:01,273 --> 00:03:03,731 And I've decided, I'm sticking at 35. 50 00:03:03,815 --> 00:03:05,648 - Here you go. - Because it was such a good year? 51 00:03:05,731 --> 00:03:09,106 Because I'm just not where I thought I'd be at 36. 52 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,648 I don't feel 36, and I don't look 36, right? 53 00:03:11,731 --> 00:03:12,716 Ah, no. 54 00:03:12,731 --> 00:03:15,315 And men are much more interested in meeting 35-year-olds. 55 00:03:16,356 --> 00:03:17,341 So I'm sticking. 56 00:03:17,356 --> 00:03:20,648 We all turned 36, like big girls. Now it's your turn. 57 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:22,273 Oh, let her stick. 58 00:03:22,356 --> 00:03:24,856 Lying about her age is the smartest thing she's done in years. 59 00:03:24,981 --> 00:03:29,023 Okay, then. Where are we celebrating Charlotte's 35th birthday, the sequel? 60 00:03:29,106 --> 00:03:31,565 Sorry. Today is the baby nurse's last day. 61 00:03:31,648 --> 00:03:34,023 From now on, you're gonna have to book me a year in advance. 62 00:03:34,106 --> 00:03:36,273 - Wow, you're like Nobu. - I can't go either. 63 00:03:36,356 --> 00:03:38,315 Richard's taking me to Atlantic City for the weekend. 64 00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:40,648 Oh, what'd you do wrong? 65 00:03:40,731 --> 00:03:41,898 Oh, he loves to gamble, 66 00:03:41,981 --> 00:03:45,065 and there's some kind of heavyweight prizefight thing he wants to see. 67 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,648 But we are going on his private jet. 68 00:03:47,731 --> 00:03:50,231 Well, no celebration is fine with me. 69 00:03:50,315 --> 00:03:52,398 Are you telling me the four of us can't get together 70 00:03:52,481 --> 00:03:54,898 to celebrate Charlotte's 30-faux birthday? 71 00:03:55,731 --> 00:03:57,190 This is bullshit! 72 00:03:57,981 --> 00:04:00,523 Two nights later, with no friends available, no dates, 73 00:04:00,606 --> 00:04:03,065 not even any good bad TV to watch… 74 00:04:06,523 --> 00:04:08,023 This is bullshit. 75 00:04:09,523 --> 00:04:13,815 Okay, this is my third and final phone call. 76 00:04:13,898 --> 00:04:16,773 Miranda thinks she can get Steve to watch the baby. 77 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,398 Charlotte agreed to come out 78 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:22,190 as long as we don't mention her birthday or the number 36. 79 00:04:22,273 --> 00:04:24,606 I'm still a little fuzzy on the rules. 80 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:27,606 Anyway, can't you get out of Atlantic City? 81 00:04:27,690 --> 00:04:29,898 Oh, I don't know, I'll have to ask Richard. 82 00:04:29,981 --> 00:04:33,981 Please do, because I am looking at the last picture taken of the four of us 83 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,940 and it is moldy. 84 00:04:36,065 --> 00:04:38,690 Miranda is wearing a blouse with shoulder pads. 85 00:04:40,273 --> 00:04:43,690 Carrie's hell-bent on getting the four of us together Saturday night. 86 00:04:43,773 --> 00:04:46,815 Would you be terribly disappointed if I didn't come? 87 00:04:46,898 --> 00:04:48,231 Why not just bring them along? 88 00:04:48,815 --> 00:04:51,273 I'll arrange for comp suites, and there's plenty of room on the jet. 89 00:04:51,356 --> 00:04:52,398 Yes! 90 00:04:53,648 --> 00:04:55,815 That Friday, I picked up my fellow jet setter 91 00:04:55,898 --> 00:04:57,190 on the way to the airport. 92 00:04:59,940 --> 00:05:02,315 Under the boardwalk We'll be having some… 93 00:05:02,398 --> 00:05:03,398 What? 94 00:05:03,981 --> 00:05:05,898 I can't go. I'm just… 95 00:05:06,815 --> 00:05:08,648 Not ready to be separated from the baby. 96 00:05:09,106 --> 00:05:10,606 - What? - I'm kidding! 97 00:05:11,315 --> 00:05:14,565 Steve took him two hours ago. I'm free! I'm leaving the compound! 98 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,023 Don't do that to me. I'm a 36-year-old woman! 99 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:20,356 Come on in. I just need two seconds. Two seconds. 100 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:21,606 - Okay. - Two seconds. 101 00:05:22,023 --> 00:05:23,523 Oh, man. 102 00:05:24,773 --> 00:05:27,440 - Oh, hi Magda. How are you? - You wanna see something beautiful? 103 00:05:27,523 --> 00:05:30,690 - Come, I show you. Look at him. - Mmm-hmm. 104 00:05:30,773 --> 00:05:33,815 You ever see such beautiful face? Look, here. 105 00:05:34,690 --> 00:05:36,148 - So smiley. - Mmm. 106 00:05:36,898 --> 00:05:39,565 Oh! Mmm-hmm. 107 00:05:39,648 --> 00:05:43,273 And here, after bath, with his little pupik. 108 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:48,231 Okay. 109 00:05:51,273 --> 00:05:57,065 As I live and breathe, Ms. Hobbes, I never thought I'd see the day. 110 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,856 That's not me, that's her. 111 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:00,606 I didn't even take most of those. 112 00:06:00,690 --> 00:06:03,940 Okay, this is the only sweater I have that covers my ass. 113 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,231 Do you think I can get away with this and stretchy pants all weekend? 114 00:06:07,315 --> 00:06:09,898 Are you kidding? Atlantic City is the capital of stretchy pants. 115 00:06:09,981 --> 00:06:11,023 They're mandatory down there. 116 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:16,106 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 117 00:06:17,815 --> 00:06:19,190 Hi, how you doing? 118 00:06:19,273 --> 00:06:21,481 Steve, what's wrong? What are you doing back here? 119 00:06:21,565 --> 00:06:23,106 Oh, I thought I forgot the wipies. 120 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:25,398 - Oh. - But it turns out, um, actually… 121 00:06:25,481 --> 00:06:28,356 I don't think I can do this. 122 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,023 Excuse me? 123 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,273 I'm afraid that I might break him or something. 124 00:06:33,356 --> 00:06:37,690 Look, I accidentally scratched his face with my dirty fingernail. Look. 125 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,856 Um, it's nothing. You've taken care of him before. 126 00:06:41,940 --> 00:06:42,940 - It's been fine. - Wait, wait. 127 00:06:42,981 --> 00:06:45,648 But, yeah, but for two hours. 128 00:06:45,731 --> 00:06:48,065 Yeah, for two hours I'm great, but after two hours, I might… 129 00:06:49,648 --> 00:06:51,856 accidentally kill him. 130 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:55,023 Look, we're both afraid we're gonna kill the baby. 131 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:56,398 That's a given. 132 00:06:56,481 --> 00:06:58,023 But we made an agreement this week. 133 00:06:58,106 --> 00:07:00,356 Monday to Friday, I try not to kill him. 134 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,356 Saturday and Sunday, you try not to kill him. 135 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,190 - Huh? Yeah? - Wait… 136 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:09,940 I'm sorry. 137 00:07:11,981 --> 00:07:12,981 I can't do it. 138 00:07:18,315 --> 00:07:20,106 You should go, you're gonna miss the plane. 139 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,273 No way, the four of us are going to Atlantic City. 140 00:07:22,356 --> 00:07:23,690 We will figure something out. 141 00:07:26,606 --> 00:07:29,815 Hello! Hello! Hello! Sorry I'm so late! 142 00:07:29,898 --> 00:07:32,148 - Hi! - Charlotte, welcome aboard. 143 00:07:32,231 --> 00:07:34,106 Where is everybody? I thought I was late. 144 00:07:34,231 --> 00:07:35,773 Oh, they had some kind of problem. 145 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,481 Something with the baby. Blah, blah, blah. 146 00:07:37,565 --> 00:07:38,773 They're meeting us down there. 147 00:07:38,856 --> 00:07:40,856 They are? But… 148 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:44,440 So, it's just going to be the three of us for the whole flight? 149 00:07:44,523 --> 00:07:46,606 Yeah, come in. Make yourself comfortable. 150 00:07:48,690 --> 00:07:52,148 Oh! Samantha, you shouldn't have! 151 00:07:55,731 --> 00:07:57,690 Ooh, it's pretty. 152 00:07:58,731 --> 00:07:59,731 But what is it? 153 00:07:59,815 --> 00:08:03,648 I'm sorry, that was, um, actually meant for Samantha. It's a… 154 00:08:06,231 --> 00:08:08,606 - Pearl thong. - For me? 155 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,565 Oh, you naughty boy. 156 00:08:16,606 --> 00:08:20,190 Did I tell you I've taken up knitting? I find it really calms my nerves. 157 00:08:20,606 --> 00:08:23,190 Practical and stimulating. 158 00:08:23,273 --> 00:08:25,023 What will they think of next? 159 00:08:25,106 --> 00:08:27,856 Knitting is the new yoga, according to New York Magazine. 160 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:30,315 - I'm making these for little Brady. - Maybe later if you're good… 161 00:08:30,398 --> 00:08:31,341 Mmm-hmm. 162 00:08:31,356 --> 00:08:32,981 I'll give you a pearl necklace to match. 163 00:08:33,065 --> 00:08:34,273 - Oh. - My father gave me 164 00:08:34,356 --> 00:08:37,190 the most beautiful pearl necklace for my sweet 16. 165 00:08:37,273 --> 00:08:40,940 Actually, we're talking about the other kind of pearl necklace. 166 00:08:41,023 --> 00:08:44,148 You know, when a guy decorates your neck. 167 00:08:46,898 --> 00:08:49,856 You're sure that Carrie said they were coming down tonight? 168 00:08:51,148 --> 00:08:53,815 "Knit one, purl two" would never sound the same 169 00:08:53,898 --> 00:08:54,898 to Charlotte again. 170 00:08:58,190 --> 00:09:00,481 You know that I need to go somewhere for two days 171 00:09:00,565 --> 00:09:02,481 - that I've been looking forward to… - Hey, excuse me. 172 00:09:02,565 --> 00:09:03,550 No, no, no. 173 00:09:03,565 --> 00:09:05,190 - That's not what I'm talking about. - Time out, guys. 174 00:09:06,065 --> 00:09:10,190 Magda here has offered to help Steve with the baby over the weekend. 175 00:09:10,315 --> 00:09:11,565 No, that's not her job. 176 00:09:11,648 --> 00:09:12,856 Miranda, I'm begging you, 177 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:15,356 throw some money at the problem and let's hit the road. 178 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,106 We've already missed the jet. How would we even get there? 179 00:09:19,315 --> 00:09:22,106 This is the final call for Atlantic City. 180 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:25,148 Passengers should be on board for immediate departure. 181 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,315 This is pleasant. 182 00:09:27,106 --> 00:09:30,315 I think we're on the old-lady express. 183 00:09:32,523 --> 00:09:34,565 - Where are all the old men? - Dead. 184 00:09:35,023 --> 00:09:36,440 Or married to 20-year-olds. 185 00:09:36,981 --> 00:09:38,981 I am so excited. 186 00:09:39,065 --> 00:09:42,023 I have been dreaming about being alone with these for months. 187 00:09:42,106 --> 00:09:44,356 I love that The New Yorker is your porn. 188 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:47,731 Do you think we'll still be friends when we're this old? 189 00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:48,815 Sure. 190 00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:50,731 What do you mean, "sure"? 191 00:09:50,815 --> 00:09:54,023 I could barely get us together for the weekend, and we're all still mobile. 192 00:09:54,106 --> 00:09:55,106 Mmm-hmm. 193 00:09:56,481 --> 00:09:58,565 Hey, New Yorker, I'm talking to you. 194 00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:03,273 How are we gonna make it to 70 if you've already zoned me out? 195 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:05,940 Okay, I'm listening. Talk fast. 196 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:09,190 I'm serious. Friendships don't magically last 40 years. 197 00:10:09,273 --> 00:10:10,773 You have to invest in them. 198 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,731 It's like your savings. 199 00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:14,981 You don't expect to wake up one day when you're old 200 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:17,398 and find a big bucket of money waiting there. 201 00:10:17,481 --> 00:10:19,231 Well, did you finally open that IRA? 202 00:10:19,315 --> 00:10:21,856 - No, my point is… - Well… 203 00:10:22,398 --> 00:10:25,648 We need an emotional retirement plan. 204 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:28,606 This is important, making time for each other 205 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,106 and taking trips like this. 206 00:10:30,606 --> 00:10:33,606 Because, as we can see here, at the end of the line, 207 00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:36,565 it's just gonna be us ladies riding a bus. 208 00:10:38,106 --> 00:10:39,606 I'm so happy right now. 209 00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:43,190 Atlantic City, departing at gate 104. 210 00:10:43,273 --> 00:10:44,523 - Hi. - Hi. 211 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,023 Two New Yorker Magazines and two knit booties later, 212 00:10:52,106 --> 00:10:56,356 we all arrived at the understated Taj Mahal casino. 213 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,023 Luck be a lady tonight… 214 00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:01,731 Here it is, ladies, Atlantic City! 215 00:11:01,815 --> 00:11:05,023 Breathe deep and take it all in. 216 00:11:07,606 --> 00:11:11,148 Oh God, I've missed this. 217 00:11:11,231 --> 00:11:13,440 Oh, yeah. 218 00:11:13,523 --> 00:11:16,690 - I thought you'd never been here before. - I'm referring to the cigarette smoke. 219 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:18,898 - Look at all the old ladies. - Oh! 220 00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:21,523 Oh, this is nothing. You should've been on the bus with us. 221 00:11:21,606 --> 00:11:22,690 I wish I had been. 222 00:11:22,773 --> 00:11:25,315 Oh, please, a little harmless over-the-bra action 223 00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:27,731 and Miss Priss here is running for a parachute. 224 00:11:27,815 --> 00:11:29,731 Have you ever heard of a pearl necklace? 225 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:30,981 Uh-huh. 226 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,065 I'm hitting the slots. 227 00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:34,148 Oh, and I told Richard, I'd stop by his baccarat game. 228 00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:35,940 No, no, no, not so fast. 229 00:11:36,023 --> 00:11:38,856 We'll take care of all that later. But right now, 230 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:41,398 I'm taking my ladies to dinner. 231 00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:43,106 That's right. It's on me. 232 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:44,190 - Steak? You got it. - Oh. 233 00:11:44,273 --> 00:11:45,981 - Lobster? Coming right up. - All right. 234 00:11:46,065 --> 00:11:50,940 Nothing is too fancy for my Atlantic City ladies. 235 00:11:51,023 --> 00:11:52,023 Whoo! 236 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,190 We have got to get a picture here. This place is fantastic. 237 00:11:59,273 --> 00:12:02,690 - Is that a euphemism for tacky? - It's chandelierious. 238 00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:04,773 Would it be bad to order more sour cream? 239 00:12:04,856 --> 00:12:06,940 No. Eat your heart out. You're on vacation. 240 00:12:07,023 --> 00:12:09,981 Oh! I almost forgot about Charlotte's present. 241 00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:12,065 - Oh! - It's tomorrow and I said I didn't… 242 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,606 Relax. I bought it in the gift shop for $3.99. 243 00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:21,606 Oh! 244 00:12:23,815 --> 00:12:26,065 Old Maid? Is this supposed to be funny? 245 00:12:26,148 --> 00:12:27,690 Of course, it's supposed to be funny. 246 00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:30,106 Look at you, you couldn't be farther from an old maid. 247 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:32,731 I remember her looking a lot older. She looks about our age now. 248 00:12:34,106 --> 00:12:35,856 Oh, she's had work done. 249 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,981 So, here's where all the bathing beauties are hiding. 250 00:12:39,065 --> 00:12:40,606 Oh, you flatterer. 251 00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:44,690 Samantha, my poker game is about to start. Would you like to join me? 252 00:12:44,773 --> 00:12:47,148 Mmm, I don't think so. I think I'll stay with the girls. 253 00:12:47,231 --> 00:12:48,231 All right. 254 00:12:48,315 --> 00:12:51,315 Hey, Richard, welcome back to the Taj Mahal. How are you? 255 00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:52,981 I'm very well, Denise. Thank you. 256 00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:58,231 Oh, hello Denise. I… I'm Samantha. It's a pleasure to meet you. 257 00:12:58,315 --> 00:13:00,315 Well, if you ladies will excuse me, 258 00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:03,065 there are five gentlemen waiting to take my money. 259 00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:04,565 - I'll walk you out. - Well, thank you. 260 00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,315 That reminds me, I have to pump soon. 261 00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:10,565 Yeah, who picked this breastaurant? 262 00:13:10,648 --> 00:13:13,940 Cleavage is big here. It's part of the regional charm. 263 00:13:14,898 --> 00:13:17,148 All right. I propose a toast. 264 00:13:18,815 --> 00:13:21,356 To the four of us. May we always… 265 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:24,731 I think I will join Richard, after all. Good night. 266 00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:32,356 Ladies, would you like a souvenir photograph? 267 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,773 - Oh! - No. 268 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:37,940 It was supposed to be of the four of us, and now one of us has a puss on. 269 00:13:39,315 --> 00:13:40,315 Thanks. 270 00:13:42,023 --> 00:13:43,481 When are we gonna go gamble? 271 00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:46,190 Come on. Baby needs a new pair of shoes. 272 00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:51,023 Seven! Winner! 273 00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:54,023 Okay, you won. Now let's go find Samantha. 274 00:13:54,106 --> 00:13:55,148 But I'm winning. 275 00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:56,981 Well, that's why you should leave now. 276 00:13:57,065 --> 00:13:58,481 I don't wanna leave. 277 00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,898 I've been here half an hour and no one's offered to buy us drinks. 278 00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,023 They're free. 279 00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:04,940 Hey, blondie. Blow my dice for luck. 280 00:14:05,231 --> 00:14:08,273 Oh, no no, no, I don't know how to play the game. 281 00:14:08,356 --> 00:14:09,690 Let her do it. 282 00:14:09,773 --> 00:14:11,398 No, get the hot one. 283 00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:14,648 Yeah, I want you. You're my lucky blonde. Blow. 284 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,731 All right. 285 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,773 - Okay. - Same shooter. 286 00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:24,315 I'm still looking for a five, shooter. Five to stay alive. 287 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:26,065 - Come on. - Here we go. Five. 288 00:14:28,148 --> 00:14:29,898 - Oh, my God! - Fuck, I lost. 289 00:14:30,398 --> 00:14:31,398 Oh. 290 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,356 You just won me 12 grand, blondie. 291 00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,065 - What? - Here. 292 00:14:39,106 --> 00:14:40,148 Oh, my God. 293 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:44,231 Oh, I can't accept this. 294 00:14:44,315 --> 00:14:45,398 It's yours, Blondie. 295 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:48,273 Get in the game. Have some fun. 296 00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:55,065 What are you gonna do with that? You gonna gamble it? 297 00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:56,690 It's $1,000! 298 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:58,690 "The hot one." Did you hear that? 299 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,690 It could be a lot more. I could coach you. 300 00:15:00,773 --> 00:15:03,273 "Lucky blonde." So sexist. 301 00:15:03,356 --> 00:15:05,190 It's found money. What have you got to lose? 302 00:15:05,273 --> 00:15:07,731 $1,000, and that would not make me happy. 303 00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:10,856 What would make all of us happy, I believe, 304 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:14,648 is to go see ZZ Top in the Magic Carpet room. 305 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,648 I think I'm gonna pass. 306 00:15:17,065 --> 00:15:19,023 I've got pay-per-view and a frozen Milky Way 307 00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:20,315 waiting up for me in my room. 308 00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:23,815 What? A minute ago, you were bouncing off the walls. 309 00:15:23,898 --> 00:15:25,023 This is what I'm like nowadays. 310 00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:27,606 I stop for a minute, I have to lie down. Good night. 311 00:15:28,481 --> 00:15:29,481 What… 312 00:15:30,856 --> 00:15:32,356 You can't go to sleep! 313 00:15:32,815 --> 00:15:36,106 In five minutes, Charlotte turns 35 again! 314 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,440 Good night! 315 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,023 Charlotte went to sleep that night 316 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,481 with a $1,000-chip on her shoulder. 317 00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:48,523 As a rule, the easier a game is to understand, 318 00:15:48,606 --> 00:15:51,648 the greater the house edge, and roulette is no exception. 319 00:15:52,231 --> 00:15:56,481 The house edge on all bets is 1/19 or 5.26%, 320 00:15:56,565 --> 00:15:59,731 except for a 0-00-1-2-3 combination. 321 00:15:59,815 --> 00:16:02,440 Which carries a house edge of 7.89%. 322 00:16:02,523 --> 00:16:05,981 People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, 323 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,273 hoping to hit the jackpot. 324 00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:11,523 But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. 325 00:16:12,356 --> 00:16:14,940 If we know the house always wins, 326 00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:16,815 why gamble? 327 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,648 The next morning, 328 00:16:24,731 --> 00:16:27,940 Richard and Samantha awoke in the comfort of the Kublai Khan Suite. 329 00:16:28,023 --> 00:16:30,398 How long do you think you'll be off with the girls? 330 00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:33,773 Oh, all day probably. What are your plans? 331 00:16:35,106 --> 00:16:36,773 I haven't decided yet. 332 00:16:40,523 --> 00:16:44,065 Oh. I'm sorry to interrupt, Richard. 333 00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:45,231 It's not a problem, Terry. 334 00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:49,315 Apparently, there were no old maids at the Taj Mahal. 335 00:16:49,398 --> 00:16:50,398 Terry, was it? 336 00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:55,315 That ought to be easy to remember. Terry, with her terrycloth towels. 337 00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:58,148 Samantha had the distinct feeling, 338 00:16:58,231 --> 00:16:59,606 she was being Kublai-conned. 339 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:00,690 Thank you. 340 00:17:07,231 --> 00:17:11,398 Samantha, you're not actually jealous of a casino cleaning lady, are you? 341 00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:12,731 No. 342 00:17:12,815 --> 00:17:16,231 I just find it impressive that you seem to know the name and cup size 343 00:17:16,315 --> 00:17:17,565 of every woman who works here. 344 00:17:17,648 --> 00:17:19,690 I know the male employees' names as well. 345 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:23,815 Doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with them. Aren't you keeping the girls waiting? 346 00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:26,690 Hi. 347 00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:28,523 I'm Samantha. 348 00:17:29,856 --> 00:17:31,898 Can I get you some towels? 349 00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:33,815 A chocolate for your pillow? 350 00:17:35,815 --> 00:17:36,815 A blowjob? 351 00:17:37,106 --> 00:17:40,148 Yes, but not necessarily in that order. 352 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:49,065 Meanwhile, Charlotte's encore 35th birthday 353 00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:51,148 was off to a running start. 354 00:18:01,231 --> 00:18:03,565 There she was, an old maid. 355 00:18:05,023 --> 00:18:06,273 And it wasn't funny. 356 00:18:08,523 --> 00:18:12,148 Three hours later, I was still waiting for our foursome to come together. 357 00:18:12,231 --> 00:18:13,731 Here we go. This is the spin. 358 00:18:13,856 --> 00:18:15,315 Yes, you're quite the spinster. 359 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,981 Hi. I'm sorry I'm late. 360 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,815 I've been fucking Richard for the past three hours. 361 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,440 - I think he's all fucked out now. - Is he still breathing? 362 00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:24,315 It was defensive fucking. I had no choice. 363 00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:27,898 There are cheap-looking whores flying at him from every direction here. 364 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,940 There she was, Miss Atlantic Slutty. 365 00:18:47,065 --> 00:18:49,190 Charlotte, are you in there? 366 00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:50,981 No, but I think Harlot is. 367 00:18:51,065 --> 00:18:52,731 I didn't like any of the clothes that I packed, 368 00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:55,565 so, I just picked something up at one of the casino shops. 369 00:18:55,648 --> 00:18:59,231 Those are for women who have lost all their money and have to turn tricks. 370 00:18:59,315 --> 00:19:01,023 - Does this gal gamble? - Yeah! 371 00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,190 Okay, let's go. 372 00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:09,648 No wonder the house always wins. These guys are smothered in breasts. 373 00:19:10,273 --> 00:19:11,565 I don't know what I was thinking 374 00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:13,690 bringing a cheating man to Atlantic Titty. 375 00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:16,273 Put your bets down. 376 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,565 - Hey, what you doing down there, huh? - Oh, it's the pearl thong. 377 00:19:20,023 --> 00:19:22,440 It's good for foreplay. Not so good for post-play. 378 00:19:22,523 --> 00:19:23,565 All bets in? 379 00:19:23,648 --> 00:19:25,440 Whoa! You bet it all? 380 00:19:25,523 --> 00:19:27,690 You gotta play big if you wanna win big. 381 00:19:27,773 --> 00:19:28,773 Ma'am, would you like a hit? 382 00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:32,815 - Over. - Well, we just lost big. 383 00:19:32,898 --> 00:19:34,231 It's all part of the fun. 384 00:19:34,981 --> 00:19:35,981 We're gonna need your chip. 385 00:19:38,023 --> 00:19:40,356 - Who, me? - You're sitting on $1,000. 386 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,023 Don't make me hit the ATM again. 387 00:19:42,106 --> 00:19:43,565 Haven't we lost enough? 388 00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:45,856 - We're just getting started. - You playing this hand, or what? 389 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:48,773 Ladies, if you're not gonna play, you have to give up your seats. 390 00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,065 - Okay… - No, it's okay, sir, we're leaving. 391 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,773 But, would… would you mind taking our picture first? 392 00:19:54,856 --> 00:19:56,065 Oh, wait, I need lipstick. 393 00:19:56,148 --> 00:19:57,898 I'm not allowed to do that, ma'am. 394 00:19:57,981 --> 00:20:00,106 Jesus Christ, it's not Disneyland. 395 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,773 Hey, Red, move your fat ass! 396 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,190 What did you just say to her? 397 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,023 Who the hell do you think you are? 398 00:20:10,106 --> 00:20:12,981 - Oh, fuck you. - Yeah, get in the game or get out. 399 00:20:13,065 --> 00:20:15,440 Guys, guys, let's go. It's okay. 400 00:20:15,523 --> 00:20:19,106 No, it is most certainly not okay. 401 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:23,190 Listen, you big jerk, her ass isn't normally this big. 402 00:20:24,398 --> 00:20:27,190 Yes. Thank you, I almost forgot. 403 00:20:27,273 --> 00:20:30,898 My ass is fat because I just had a baby, you asshole! 404 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:32,481 What's your excuse? 405 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,940 Yeah. You having triplets? 406 00:20:37,315 --> 00:20:38,315 Come on, let's go. 407 00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:43,690 The Lennox Lewis match sold out that night. 408 00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:46,315 But our heavyweight fight, caused a bigger stir. 409 00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:48,523 Guys, I think I'm gonna go upstairs. 410 00:20:48,606 --> 00:20:51,106 Oh, come on, they're just idiots. Don't go. 411 00:20:51,190 --> 00:20:53,065 I'm tired. I'm sorry, Charlotte. 412 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:54,773 - Happy birthday. - No, please stay. 413 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:57,065 Come on, you can have my chip! 414 00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:58,606 Ah, it's Richard. 415 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,981 Hello. Uh-huh. Really? 416 00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:05,940 - Do you think I should go talk to her? - No, I think she'll be all right. 417 00:21:06,023 --> 00:21:08,898 Sure, I'll go with one of the girls. Ciao. 418 00:21:09,773 --> 00:21:12,356 He had a sudden conference call and he can't go to the fight. 419 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:14,065 "Go with the girls." Right. 420 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:17,065 So he can stay in the room and get serviced by room service. 421 00:21:17,148 --> 00:21:18,648 We'll see about that. 422 00:21:25,606 --> 00:21:27,023 Shit! Shit! 423 00:21:27,773 --> 00:21:28,773 Whoa! 424 00:21:37,231 --> 00:21:40,690 Under other circumstances, running stairs in a pearl thong 425 00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:43,481 would have been Samantha's idea of a good time. 426 00:21:43,565 --> 00:21:45,148 But by the eighth floor, 427 00:21:45,231 --> 00:21:48,731 somewhere between pissed off and getting off, 428 00:21:48,815 --> 00:21:50,606 she had to take it off. 429 00:22:00,148 --> 00:22:01,273 Yes, thank you, I will. 430 00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:03,106 No one's here? 431 00:22:05,315 --> 00:22:06,315 No one's here? 432 00:22:06,398 --> 00:22:07,690 What's going on? 433 00:22:07,773 --> 00:22:09,690 I can't do this anymore. 434 00:22:09,773 --> 00:22:10,940 That's what's going on. 435 00:22:11,023 --> 00:22:13,106 I just ran up 11 flights of stairs, 436 00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:16,148 because I was sure that you were up here fucking someone else. 437 00:22:16,231 --> 00:22:18,606 - As you can see, I'm not. - Right now. 438 00:22:18,690 --> 00:22:22,440 Right now, you're not. But you were, and you will again. 439 00:22:22,523 --> 00:22:26,315 And I can't spend my life running up and down stairs wondering when. 440 00:22:26,398 --> 00:22:29,273 I thought I could handle this, but I can't. 441 00:22:30,023 --> 00:22:31,106 I'm too old. 442 00:22:32,190 --> 00:22:33,981 I'm 37, after all. 443 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:40,190 I told you I'd do my best never to hurt you again, and I meant it. 444 00:22:40,273 --> 00:22:42,315 Right. Your best. 445 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,773 Samantha, I love you. 446 00:22:46,648 --> 00:22:48,023 I love you too, Richard. 447 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,398 But I love me more. 448 00:22:57,606 --> 00:22:59,690 And there, high above the casino, 449 00:22:59,773 --> 00:23:04,148 Samantha pulled her highest bet, her heart, off the table. 450 00:23:15,231 --> 00:23:18,690 And just when Samantha thought she might have folded too soon… 451 00:23:23,898 --> 00:23:26,106 Okay, one drink here and then we should see the boardwalk 452 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,773 - before it gets too dark. - Okay. 453 00:23:27,856 --> 00:23:30,523 - Okay. - Hey, hey. Can we buy you a drink? 454 00:23:30,606 --> 00:23:31,940 Yeah, better, would you like to sit down? 455 00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:33,815 - Oh, no, we're fine. - That would be nice. 456 00:23:35,190 --> 00:23:36,690 So, you having a good time? 457 00:23:36,773 --> 00:23:39,106 Yes, actually, today is my birthday. 458 00:23:39,856 --> 00:23:42,606 - Oh. - Oh. Now it's your birthday. 459 00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:43,856 Well, happy birthday. 460 00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:46,940 - Ah, yeah. - So, what are your names? 461 00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:49,940 Uh-huh. Can you just… One second? 462 00:23:50,023 --> 00:23:51,356 What is the point of this? 463 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,106 I thought you wanted a drink. 464 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:56,190 Can I please have a word with you, alone? 465 00:23:57,273 --> 00:23:58,273 Sure. 466 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,398 - Okay. - We'll be right back. 467 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:03,481 It's Charlotte. 468 00:24:08,315 --> 00:24:11,106 - The one in black's cute, right? - Yeah, I didn't leave Manhattan 469 00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:13,481 to have a double date with two guys we'll never see again. 470 00:24:13,565 --> 00:24:16,023 You don't know that. You didn't even talk to them. 471 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,148 I don't want to talk to them. 472 00:24:17,231 --> 00:24:20,315 I would rather have a real conversation with you. 473 00:24:20,398 --> 00:24:21,606 Can't we just have one drink? 474 00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:23,440 - Oh, come on. - It might be fun. 475 00:24:23,523 --> 00:24:24,773 Come on, let's go. 476 00:24:24,856 --> 00:24:25,856 They're gone. 477 00:24:27,023 --> 00:24:28,815 Oh. Ha. 478 00:24:29,106 --> 00:24:30,315 Well, problem solved. 479 00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:33,940 Twenty minutes later, 480 00:24:34,023 --> 00:24:36,398 we were out of the dark and into the light. 481 00:24:36,773 --> 00:24:39,648 Isn't this amazing? It's like a postcard from the '20s. 482 00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:43,481 We couldn't have had one drink? What's the harm in having one drink? 483 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,315 I can't believe you're still upset about that. 484 00:24:45,398 --> 00:24:48,065 What role did you think those guys were gonna play in our lives? 485 00:24:48,148 --> 00:24:51,273 - Who knows? We might have hit it off. - Oh, come on. 486 00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:53,273 Let's look at the odds, realistically. 487 00:24:53,356 --> 00:24:55,856 How many guys do we ever hit it off with? 488 00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:59,190 Very few, and even if we do, those relationships don't last. 489 00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:02,065 And even if they did, men die first, so we're right back where we started. 490 00:25:02,148 --> 00:25:04,815 I say, we skip all the drama 491 00:25:04,898 --> 00:25:07,856 and just enjoy each other's company. 492 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:09,273 Now. 493 00:25:10,481 --> 00:25:12,440 But I don't want to skip all the drama. 494 00:25:12,981 --> 00:25:15,731 That's life, that's everything, that's relationships, 495 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,648 and anniversaries, and kids. 496 00:25:18,398 --> 00:25:20,648 And I want all that, in addition to my friends. 497 00:25:20,731 --> 00:25:23,398 Well, that sounds wonderful, but don't bank on it happening. 498 00:25:27,315 --> 00:25:29,148 You must be getting cold. I'll meet you at the hotel. 499 00:25:29,231 --> 00:25:30,940 I'm gonna get some saltwater taffy. 500 00:25:34,315 --> 00:25:36,773 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm dying for it. 501 00:25:38,315 --> 00:25:40,398 Watch the tram car, please. 502 00:25:40,481 --> 00:25:42,398 Watch the tram car, please. 503 00:25:50,731 --> 00:25:53,398 By my fifth piece of peppermint taffy, I realized 504 00:25:54,106 --> 00:25:56,315 maybe I wasn't banking on my friends. 505 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,106 I was hiding in them. 506 00:25:58,523 --> 00:25:59,648 Are you ready for a swim? 507 00:26:00,481 --> 00:26:02,315 Got your bathing suit on under there? 508 00:26:02,398 --> 00:26:05,523 Oh, yeah. It's a bikini. You'll love it. 509 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,648 I was kind of hoping for a skinny-dip. 510 00:26:08,023 --> 00:26:10,856 You know there's nothing skinny about either of us. 511 00:26:12,106 --> 00:26:13,565 Should we go back? 512 00:26:13,648 --> 00:26:15,731 In a minute. It's almost sunset. 513 00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:19,648 You and your pink sky. 514 00:26:36,523 --> 00:26:39,440 Then again, maybe there are some things worth gambling on. 515 00:26:46,231 --> 00:26:47,981 Back inside, I had a thought. 516 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,773 To hit the jackpot in the future, 517 00:26:50,856 --> 00:26:53,856 you might have to bet on where you are in the present. 518 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:56,565 Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. 519 00:26:57,731 --> 00:26:59,648 What happens after 36? 520 00:26:59,731 --> 00:27:02,190 I don't know. I guess you fall off the table. 521 00:27:08,023 --> 00:27:10,565 All right, no more bets. Here we go. 522 00:27:13,731 --> 00:27:14,731 Twenty-nine! 523 00:27:15,523 --> 00:27:16,648 The winner is… 524 00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:19,690 Number 29! 525 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:24,440 Well… 526 00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:36,148 I can't believe you gambled all that money away. 527 00:27:36,231 --> 00:27:37,731 We could be in a limo right now. 528 00:27:37,815 --> 00:27:39,231 You told me to. 529 00:27:39,815 --> 00:27:41,606 I thought we were taking the jet. 530 00:27:42,898 --> 00:27:44,856 You couldn't have broken up with him tomorrow? 531 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:46,190 What, and lose my dignity? 532 00:27:48,815 --> 00:27:50,773 Don't let me have any more of these. 533 00:27:52,231 --> 00:27:53,856 Anyone up for playing Old Maid? 534 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,106 Aren't we? 535 00:27:57,481 --> 00:27:58,940 - I'm in. - I'm in. 536 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,440 Ooh, wait, wait, wait. 537 00:28:02,190 --> 00:28:04,190 - Oh, my God! - No! 538 00:28:04,690 --> 00:28:05,856 - Excuse me. - Hmm. 539 00:28:05,940 --> 00:28:08,106 - Would you mind taking our picture? - Mmm-hmm. 540 00:28:08,190 --> 00:28:09,398 - Thank you. - Yeah, this is a moment 541 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:10,648 we're gonna want to remember. 542 00:28:15,065 --> 00:28:16,648 Turns out, it was.