1 00:00:46,116 --> 00:00:48,366 In every relationship, there comes a time 2 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:50,575 when you take that next important step. 3 00:00:51,366 --> 00:00:54,325 - Do I look all right? - Don't worry, they'll love you. 4 00:00:54,783 --> 00:00:56,283 I just wanna make the right impression. 5 00:00:56,366 --> 00:00:58,158 They'll love you because I love you. 6 00:00:59,033 --> 00:01:00,158 Here we are. 7 00:01:00,241 --> 00:01:03,700 For some couples, that step is meeting the parents. 8 00:01:03,783 --> 00:01:06,200 For me, it's meeting the Prada. 9 00:01:06,283 --> 00:01:12,241 Holy shit! You know, on my planet the clothing stores have clothes. 10 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,491 Ladies. 11 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,200 So, how often do you shop here? 12 00:01:18,283 --> 00:01:19,283 Carrie! 13 00:01:19,325 --> 00:01:20,408 Hi! 14 00:01:20,491 --> 00:01:22,075 I'm gonna guess more than once. 15 00:01:22,158 --> 00:01:24,533 Oh, if all my customers were this beautiful, yeah? 16 00:01:24,658 --> 00:01:28,616 Aw! Tony, this is my boyfriend, Jack Berger. 17 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,950 Hey, how are you? Oh! Okay. 18 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:32,075 Oh, two! 19 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:33,450 Bonus round, I'm down with that. 20 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:35,200 - He's funny, yes? - Yes. 21 00:01:35,283 --> 00:01:38,158 And this is his first time at Prada. 22 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:40,200 Well, we have some amazing new things for men. 23 00:01:40,283 --> 00:01:41,825 Oh, I'm just here for my amazing new girlfriend. 24 00:01:41,908 --> 00:01:43,200 Can I get you something to drink? 25 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:45,575 Cappuccino, bottled water, champagne? 26 00:01:45,658 --> 00:01:47,491 - Champagne? Yes! - Yes. 27 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,241 Some couples spend Saturday afternoon shopping… 28 00:01:50,325 --> 00:01:51,575 Look everybody, it's Carrie! 29 00:01:51,658 --> 00:01:54,200 …other couples spend it sexing. 30 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,158 Aren't you gonna shower? 31 00:01:57,658 --> 00:01:58,741 Nope. 32 00:01:59,616 --> 00:02:01,825 I wanna smell you on me all night. 33 00:02:01,908 --> 00:02:04,158 Dirty boy. 34 00:02:04,866 --> 00:02:09,116 So, how's Friday at 9:00? 35 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,325 I can't do Friday. 36 00:02:10,408 --> 00:02:13,200 But we always do Friday. It's TGI-Fuck day. 37 00:02:13,283 --> 00:02:15,450 My play starts previews this week. 38 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:16,533 Play? 39 00:02:19,658 --> 00:02:21,491 I was thinking you could come check it out. 40 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:24,325 It's a kick-ass play. 41 00:02:24,408 --> 00:02:25,908 "Kick-ass play." 42 00:02:25,991 --> 00:02:28,116 Three words I hope never to hear again. 43 00:02:28,241 --> 00:02:29,241 Come on. 44 00:02:29,325 --> 00:02:31,700 It's in Brooklyn, I don't do borough. 45 00:02:33,075 --> 00:02:34,783 Oh, don't give me that look. 46 00:02:34,866 --> 00:02:36,741 I'm the one who should be hurt. 47 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,950 You always spend Fridays in me. 48 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,533 Okay, here's the deal. 49 00:02:42,408 --> 00:02:44,033 You come see me in Brooklyn. 50 00:02:44,741 --> 00:02:47,325 And afterwards, I'll make sure you come 51 00:02:47,408 --> 00:02:51,908 and come and come in the bedroom. 52 00:02:57,491 --> 00:02:59,783 Hey. What do you think? 53 00:02:59,866 --> 00:03:03,991 Ooh. Two things. One, you look damn fine. 54 00:03:04,075 --> 00:03:05,908 Two, I'm a little hammered. 55 00:03:05,991 --> 00:03:08,866 Here, for you. 56 00:03:08,950 --> 00:03:11,783 - Try, eh? - Now that is fabulous. 57 00:03:11,866 --> 00:03:14,825 Yeah, you know, I never say fabulous, but if I did I would. 58 00:03:14,908 --> 00:03:17,575 That's what a real shirt looks like, huh? 59 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,491 - But you will wear forever. - Yeah, I'd have to. 60 00:03:22,575 --> 00:03:25,491 Does it also somehow open into a small studio apartment? 61 00:03:25,575 --> 00:03:27,116 Carrie, tell him. 62 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,825 My girlfriend used to talk me into things, 63 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:30,200 and I am a better man for it. 64 00:03:30,283 --> 00:03:32,116 This is our first shopping trip together, 65 00:03:32,241 --> 00:03:33,491 I wanna take it slow. 66 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:35,825 So, how is Claudia? 67 00:03:35,908 --> 00:03:36,908 We broke up. 68 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,658 - Oh. - Yeah, this is tragic. 69 00:03:38,741 --> 00:03:41,658 Only thing more tragic is Jack Berger not having Prada. 70 00:03:41,741 --> 00:03:44,241 Oh, what can I say, except, thanks for the hooch. 71 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,866 Fine. So, Carrie. 72 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:47,950 Do you know any fantastic, 73 00:03:48,033 --> 00:03:50,991 gorgeous single woman like yourself I could go out with? 74 00:03:53,283 --> 00:03:55,158 Cheer up, sweetie. 75 00:03:55,241 --> 00:03:57,658 I may have found you the "impossible dreamboat." 76 00:03:57,741 --> 00:04:00,075 Straight, single, and works for Prada. 77 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:01,825 - Mmm. - Is he Jewish? 78 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:06,325 What? Did you think I was gonna throw away all my new religious beliefs 79 00:04:06,408 --> 00:04:08,283 just because Harry and I are no longer together? 80 00:04:08,366 --> 00:04:10,325 Um… Yeah. 81 00:04:10,408 --> 00:04:12,408 I'm not a fair-weathered Jew. 82 00:04:13,283 --> 00:04:15,200 Besides, I can't even think about dating again. 83 00:04:15,283 --> 00:04:16,950 I'm way too sad about losing Harry. 84 00:04:17,075 --> 00:04:18,700 Now, Charlotte, honey. 85 00:04:18,783 --> 00:04:20,575 You will start dating eventually 86 00:04:20,658 --> 00:04:23,491 and by then this Prada item may be off the rack. 87 00:04:23,575 --> 00:04:25,825 If she's not ready to move on, she's not ready to move on. 88 00:04:25,908 --> 00:04:27,950 People can't move on before they're ready. 89 00:04:28,658 --> 00:04:29,950 I'm just saying… 90 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:32,408 I can't even imagine dating again. 91 00:04:32,491 --> 00:04:34,200 I mean, what would I say about myself? 92 00:04:34,283 --> 00:04:36,366 "I was married and then I got divorced. 93 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:38,741 And then I fell in love with my divorce lawyer 94 00:04:38,825 --> 00:04:40,116 and we were gonna get married. 95 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,325 But then I blew it and we split up, too." 96 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,575 It's depressing. 97 00:04:46,158 --> 00:04:49,283 Well, now you went and told the truth. Hmm. 98 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:52,075 Okay, what are we gonna do about it? 99 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:55,116 I say we get all dressed up, we go out for drinks Friday night. 100 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:57,158 I'll wear my new Prada. 101 00:04:57,241 --> 00:04:58,283 - Oh! - I'm in! 102 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,908 Oh, excellent. 103 00:04:59,991 --> 00:05:02,450 Shit motherfucker fuck shit. 104 00:05:02,533 --> 00:05:05,158 There's a shit motherfucker fuck shit situation? 105 00:05:05,241 --> 00:05:06,450 I have to go to the theater. 106 00:05:06,533 --> 00:05:08,033 They finally made that mandatory? 107 00:05:08,116 --> 00:05:10,241 A new play in Brooklyn, Jerry's in it. 108 00:05:10,325 --> 00:05:11,450 So it's children's theater. 109 00:05:11,533 --> 00:05:13,116 Oh, I think that's sweet. 110 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,325 It's not sweet. 111 00:05:14,408 --> 00:05:17,283 It's pathetic how far a gal will go for a good fuck. 112 00:05:19,491 --> 00:05:21,241 Disguising that wood paneling 113 00:05:21,325 --> 00:05:22,950 is going to take a lot of filling. 114 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:26,241 And speaking of the theater, that night, 115 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:29,491 Miranda continued performing her one-woman show, 116 00:05:29,575 --> 00:05:31,825 "I'm Not In Love With Steve." 117 00:05:31,908 --> 00:05:32,908 Hey. 118 00:05:32,991 --> 00:05:34,575 Hey. 119 00:05:34,658 --> 00:05:36,408 How is life on the playground? 120 00:05:36,491 --> 00:05:39,158 Aw, the little bratty girl had a birthday. 121 00:05:39,241 --> 00:05:41,158 Bratty had a birthday? 122 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:42,533 Yep, here. 123 00:05:42,616 --> 00:05:44,158 I scammed you a cupcake. 124 00:05:44,241 --> 00:05:46,075 It's chocolate, I had to fight for it. 125 00:05:46,616 --> 00:05:49,616 For me? Thanks. 126 00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:53,408 Yeah, I'm getting a gut from all the cupcake action 127 00:05:53,491 --> 00:05:57,075 - on that playground. - Oh. You don't have a gut. 128 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,200 Gut! 129 00:06:00,408 --> 00:06:02,033 Okay, so I gotta run. 130 00:06:02,116 --> 00:06:04,533 I wanna get home and see the Knicks game. 131 00:06:04,616 --> 00:06:07,575 Why don't you watch it here? I mean… 132 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:10,075 I pay for the ESPN and all, 133 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,241 and I've got all this extra food and all. 134 00:06:12,325 --> 00:06:14,991 That is, unless you have plans with someone in which case… 135 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,658 No. Debbie's got shit to do. 136 00:06:17,866 --> 00:06:19,075 I wouldn't be crowding you? 137 00:06:21,616 --> 00:06:25,366 For the guy who scammed me the chocolate cupcake? 138 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,616 Cool. 139 00:06:36,866 --> 00:06:40,033 The Knicks overtime turned into Steve's over-nighter. 140 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:04,575 Hey, hey, hey! 141 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,450 Hey! 142 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:08,575 All right. Now, I have to call somebody. 143 00:07:08,658 --> 00:07:10,616 You have a Prada abuse problem. 144 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,325 Oh, I do, do I? 145 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:14,741 Here. For you. 146 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:19,200 It's the "I never say fabulous" fabulous shirt. 147 00:07:19,283 --> 00:07:22,658 Hey. Well, Carrie, you know, thanks, 148 00:07:22,741 --> 00:07:24,200 but you can't afford this. 149 00:07:24,325 --> 00:07:26,200 You can't afford that stuff you bought yourself. 150 00:07:26,283 --> 00:07:28,950 Last week I couldn't, but voila! 151 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,200 It's a check from our publishers. 152 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:32,991 They sold my book in Paris. 153 00:07:33,075 --> 00:07:36,700 - It's an advance from France. - Wow, that's quite an advance. 154 00:07:36,783 --> 00:07:38,700 I know, I can't believe it. 155 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:40,825 Half off at home, big deal in France. 156 00:07:40,908 --> 00:07:42,658 I'm the literary Jerry Lewis. 157 00:07:42,741 --> 00:07:43,726 So you see, 158 00:07:43,741 --> 00:07:45,866 you have to have the "I never say fabulous" 159 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:49,283 fabulous shirt because you are the most fabulous… 160 00:07:49,408 --> 00:07:52,908 of all the fabulous men who never say fabulous. 161 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:57,866 That's… Okay. Thank you. 162 00:07:57,950 --> 00:07:59,866 Ah! I'm starving. 163 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:01,241 What looks good? 164 00:08:03,158 --> 00:08:06,033 The next day, I met Miranda and little Lord Brady 165 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:07,325 for an early evening walk. 166 00:08:07,408 --> 00:08:11,116 Hey, if I get tired in about a block, can you push me around in that? 167 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,325 Sure. 168 00:08:13,408 --> 00:08:15,158 Steve slept over the other night. 169 00:08:15,366 --> 00:08:16,866 Pardonnez-moi? 170 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:18,075 On the couch. 171 00:08:18,158 --> 00:08:20,533 We were watching the Knicks game and it got late. 172 00:08:20,616 --> 00:08:23,033 Someone's gonna get hurt. 173 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,950 Carrie, I can't help it. 174 00:08:25,033 --> 00:08:28,033 It was the most fun I've had in a long time. 175 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,325 I like being around him. 176 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,616 Then tell him that, I beg of you. 177 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,491 He has a girlfriend, did you forget? 178 00:08:33,575 --> 00:08:34,866 No. Did you? 179 00:08:34,950 --> 00:08:36,075 No! 180 00:08:36,158 --> 00:08:38,283 Well, he probably already knows how you feel. 181 00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:40,575 No way. I'm acting my ass off. 182 00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:43,866 There is no Academy Award for that. Just so you know. 183 00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:44,851 Oh, my God. 184 00:08:44,866 --> 00:08:46,241 Hey, Courtney! 185 00:08:46,366 --> 00:08:47,533 - Oh. - Hi. 186 00:08:47,616 --> 00:08:50,033 Carrie Bradshaw. The toast of Europe! 187 00:08:50,116 --> 00:08:51,158 Oh, hardly. 188 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,491 Oh! Uh, Miranda, this is Courtney, my publisher. 189 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,908 Ex! Ex-publisher. I just got the boot. Hence the gin. 190 00:08:56,991 --> 00:09:00,116 I'm gonna go home and make myself a welfare martini. 191 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,491 Wait… Why? 192 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:05,450 Uh, quote: Disappointing sales in my sector. End quote. 193 00:09:05,533 --> 00:09:08,491 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, fuck them. End quote. 194 00:09:08,575 --> 00:09:09,950 If it weren't for the European interest in your book, 195 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,200 I probably would've gotten the boot a week ago 196 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:13,783 when they started dropping all my authors. 197 00:09:13,866 --> 00:09:15,158 How's Berger handling it? 198 00:09:15,241 --> 00:09:17,700 He's so frigging talented I can't stand it. 199 00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:19,741 They should have never dropped the second book option. 200 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,575 Shortsighted a-holes. 201 00:09:21,658 --> 00:09:23,741 You know what, you tell him to get the phone book out 202 00:09:23,825 --> 00:09:25,950 and give me a call if he needs a drinking buddy. 203 00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:27,783 Cute kid. See ya. 204 00:09:30,658 --> 00:09:33,075 Berger never said anything to me. 205 00:09:33,908 --> 00:09:35,158 Oh, my God. 206 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,825 And I'm running around buying him shirts 207 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,866 and shoving my big check in his face. 208 00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,158 Well, you didn't know. 209 00:09:42,241 --> 00:09:43,783 Oh, God, I feel awful. 210 00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:47,033 Why did I have to parade in and brag about that check? 211 00:09:47,116 --> 00:09:49,116 Because you're proud of it. 212 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,825 And you earned it. It's okay to be proud of it. 213 00:09:51,908 --> 00:09:53,658 Oh, this is not good. 214 00:09:54,241 --> 00:09:55,143 So what now? 215 00:09:55,158 --> 00:09:57,408 - Should I tell him that I know? - Hmm. 216 00:09:57,616 --> 00:09:59,575 Maybe you should wait till he brings it up. 217 00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:04,700 Oh, move over, Brady, I'm getting tired. 218 00:10:05,366 --> 00:10:06,783 And in Central Park… 219 00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:08,241 Not him. Gay. 220 00:10:09,158 --> 00:10:11,658 Gay and doesn't know it. Here. 221 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:15,283 Pale, with no arms, straight and Jee-hoo-ish. 222 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:17,158 Please. Harry and I just broke up. 223 00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,950 Char, you loved Harry. I loved Harry. 224 00:10:20,033 --> 00:10:21,033 We all loved Harry. 225 00:10:21,075 --> 00:10:23,241 But it's been two weeks. Next. 226 00:10:23,325 --> 00:10:25,200 No next. It doesn't work like that. 227 00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,908 Oh, yes it do. And it better 228 00:10:26,991 --> 00:10:29,200 because you are knock-knock-knockin' on sad gal door. 229 00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:31,616 And nobody loves a sad gal. 230 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:34,158 You don't understand what this feels like. 231 00:10:34,241 --> 00:10:37,616 - You never… Never mind. - What? 232 00:10:37,700 --> 00:10:38,991 I've never what? 233 00:10:39,075 --> 00:10:40,700 Lost the love of my life? 234 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,158 Wrong! 235 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,950 Paulo. Brazilian. Broke my heart. 236 00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:47,658 I've never gotten over him. 237 00:10:47,741 --> 00:10:48,950 Anthony. 238 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:52,033 He had an ass like two scoops of butter pecan ice cream. 239 00:10:52,908 --> 00:10:54,616 Him. I could see you with him. 240 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:55,950 I'm not interested. 241 00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:57,491 Well, you better get interested, 242 00:10:57,575 --> 00:11:00,200 or you're gonna end up all alone and with no mans. 243 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:01,700 Well, maybe I am. 244 00:11:01,783 --> 00:11:04,033 And would that be the worst thing that could happen? 245 00:11:04,116 --> 00:11:05,575 Uh-huh! 246 00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:09,325 Nice day to get laid. 247 00:11:16,616 --> 00:11:18,075 The corn. 248 00:11:18,158 --> 00:11:19,991 Harvested. 249 00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:21,950 The hay. 250 00:11:22,408 --> 00:11:24,075 Harvested. 251 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,116 My youth? 252 00:11:27,783 --> 00:11:29,533 My youth? 253 00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:55,950 Samantha wondered, if perhaps, she had judged the arts too quickly. 254 00:11:59,491 --> 00:12:00,700 So, was it worth the trip? 255 00:12:00,783 --> 00:12:02,491 I'm not usually a fan of the theater, 256 00:12:02,575 --> 00:12:04,950 but get your cock out. 257 00:12:09,158 --> 00:12:10,241 Did you like the play? 258 00:12:10,325 --> 00:12:13,075 I felt like I was hit with a tranquilizer dart. 259 00:12:13,158 --> 00:12:15,158 Well, did you at least like my monologue? 260 00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:16,325 What monologue? 261 00:12:16,408 --> 00:12:18,575 After you dropped trou, all I could think was, 262 00:12:18,658 --> 00:12:20,825 I gotta get me some of that. 263 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,783 This… 264 00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:27,075 Well, I hope the critics like it more than you. 265 00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:29,075 I quit my restaurant job today. 266 00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,700 Yeah, they wouldn't let me off to do the play, so fuck them. 267 00:12:33,783 --> 00:12:35,116 Maybe it'll be a big hit. 268 00:12:35,491 --> 00:12:36,575 How? 269 00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:38,658 The promotion of this thing is all out of whack. 270 00:12:38,741 --> 00:12:41,158 I mean, you have this pathetic, sad little flyer, 271 00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:44,575 and nowhere on it does it say the most important thing about the play. 272 00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:47,908 - What's that? - Full frontal. You. Naked. 273 00:12:47,991 --> 00:12:51,075 Now that's a reason to go to the theater. 274 00:12:51,158 --> 00:12:52,700 Who's doing the PR? 275 00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:53,783 No one. 276 00:12:53,866 --> 00:12:55,533 They don't have money for that kinda thing. 277 00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:57,700 We're getting paid like 30 bucks. 278 00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:01,783 Is this really what you wanna do with your life? 279 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,700 Stand in an empty theater 280 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,158 talking some harvest-harvest bullshit? 281 00:13:06,241 --> 00:13:09,866 Yeah. I love it, I'm an actor. 282 00:13:10,783 --> 00:13:12,366 Then I'm gonna help you. 283 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,575 You're gonna help me be an actor. 284 00:13:16,658 --> 00:13:19,241 No, I'm gonna help you be a star. 285 00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:23,741 Look, if I have to go see you act, there better be a red carpet involved. 286 00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:24,908 I don't need help. 287 00:13:24,991 --> 00:13:27,241 All I gotta do is work on my craft. 288 00:13:27,325 --> 00:13:30,866 All you have to do is work on your abs. 289 00:13:30,950 --> 00:13:34,075 But we have to do something about your name… 290 00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:36,033 Jerry Jerrod, awful. 291 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,825 Stop talking. 292 00:13:37,908 --> 00:13:44,408 Whatever you say, Matt, Toby, Ryan… 293 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,783 Is something wrong? 294 00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:59,283 No, no, I'm… I'm… Just preoccupied. 295 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,866 Hey, Berger, it's okay, I know. 296 00:14:06,908 --> 00:14:08,575 About the book option. 297 00:14:12,741 --> 00:14:14,950 I bumped into Courtney a few days ago. 298 00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:16,908 Why didn't you say anything sooner? 299 00:14:16,991 --> 00:14:19,700 - Because I just… I didn't know if… - Does anyone else know? 300 00:14:19,783 --> 00:14:20,908 Like who? 301 00:14:21,075 --> 00:14:22,491 Any of your friends? 302 00:14:22,575 --> 00:14:24,033 Well, Miranda was with me, but… 303 00:14:24,116 --> 00:14:25,908 Oh, I don't want her to know. 304 00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,741 She's fine. It's no big deal. 305 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,768 It is to me! 306 00:14:28,783 --> 00:14:32,325 No, no, I meant to her. 307 00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:35,491 Right. 308 00:14:38,075 --> 00:14:39,241 I'm sorry. 309 00:14:39,658 --> 00:14:42,700 What do you have to be sorry about? 310 00:14:42,783 --> 00:14:45,241 The shirt and the check, I just… I feel awful, 311 00:14:45,325 --> 00:14:46,226 I would never have… 312 00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:47,991 Hey, hey, this has nothing to do with that. 313 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:49,283 All right? 314 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,200 I think that that check is great. 315 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:53,783 Don't feel bad about that, you earned that. 316 00:14:54,491 --> 00:14:56,241 Good for you. 317 00:14:57,408 --> 00:14:59,158 I'm proud of you. 318 00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:05,616 Hey, Berger, you want me to talk to my new editor? 319 00:15:05,741 --> 00:15:08,158 Oh, Jesus Christ. No. Thank you. 320 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,325 It's just… it's a dropped option. 321 00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:15,075 I'll be fine. 322 00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:20,283 Yes, you will be. Because you're great. 323 00:15:23,575 --> 00:15:25,825 He grunted. 324 00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:28,075 End of discussion. I shouldn't have said anything. 325 00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:29,741 Look, when men are failing… 326 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:30,908 Berger is not failing. 327 00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:32,408 Fine. When men are flailing. 328 00:15:32,491 --> 00:15:35,408 Okay, yes, there's a bit of a flail. 329 00:15:35,491 --> 00:15:38,241 They need strong women to charge in there and help. 330 00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:39,950 Like I did, with Smith Jerrod. 331 00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:41,018 Who? 332 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:43,408 - Jerry. I changed his name. - Oh. 333 00:15:43,491 --> 00:15:45,616 I'm helping him with his career, 334 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:49,241 and Smith is the perfect name for the next big thing. 335 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,158 - Wow! - Mmm-hmm! 336 00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:54,450 "Smith Jerrod, the next 'it' boy, 337 00:15:54,533 --> 00:15:59,241 is so 'it' that the glitterati are migrating to Brooklyn to see him act." 338 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:02,241 Are the glitterati migrating to Brooklyn? 339 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:03,825 Yes, you are. 340 00:16:03,908 --> 00:16:05,991 I got tickets for us all opening night. 341 00:16:06,075 --> 00:16:08,241 Invite everyone fabulous you know and dress up. 342 00:16:08,325 --> 00:16:10,825 I got a whole red carpet thing happening. 343 00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:11,908 Why are you doing all this? 344 00:16:12,241 --> 00:16:15,658 Well, he's 28 and making 30 bucks a week. 345 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:19,616 The poor guy was dying. I could help. So I did. 346 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,075 And he isn't threatened by you offering to help? 347 00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:24,491 Oh, no. He's a whole different generation. 348 00:16:24,575 --> 00:16:28,533 Younger guys aren't threatened by strong women having power. 349 00:16:29,658 --> 00:16:31,741 Is it a whole generation or just him? 350 00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:35,450 As women's roles evolve and change, 351 00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:37,450 we assume that men's do as well. 352 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:41,450 There are hundreds upon hundreds of articles written about the new man. 353 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,866 But does this new man really exist? 354 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:45,408 Perhaps he's just the old man 355 00:16:45,491 --> 00:16:48,616 renamed and repackaged by some clever PR woman. 356 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,991 Are the men of today less threatened by a woman's power, 357 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:54,908 or are they just acting? 358 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,825 Hang on. 359 00:17:09,908 --> 00:17:11,575 Hey! You're early. 360 00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:13,033 - Am I? - Yeah. 361 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,658 - Oh. - You look nice. 362 00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:16,116 Do I? 363 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,950 Hey, Brady. 364 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,950 Uh-oh. 365 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,991 It looks like it's someone else's turn to make cupcakes. 366 00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:24,700 That is so cute. 367 00:17:24,783 --> 00:17:27,325 I never did it before, but it can't be that hard, right? 368 00:17:27,408 --> 00:17:29,158 Do I look like the baking type? 369 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:31,866 Right. 370 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:36,366 Uh, "Mix batter in a large bowl." 371 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:39,866 Okay… Here's the bowl. 372 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:42,200 Look at me! I'm baking! 373 00:17:42,283 --> 00:17:44,575 Miranda, you don't have to do that. 374 00:17:44,658 --> 00:17:45,741 Well, someone needs to help you 375 00:17:45,825 --> 00:17:49,866 and Brady really has no motor skills. One condition… 376 00:17:49,950 --> 00:17:51,741 I get to lick the bowl. 377 00:17:51,825 --> 00:17:53,158 Deal. 378 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:55,075 I have the milk and eggs right here. 379 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,783 Wow, you really are gonna score points 380 00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:58,283 on the playground this week. 381 00:17:58,366 --> 00:17:59,616 It's not for the playground. 382 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,033 They're birthday cupcakes for Debbie. 383 00:18:03,575 --> 00:18:04,783 Fun. 384 00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:07,866 We're having a party, and she said she didn't want a cake. 385 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,783 But she didn't say anything about cupcakes. 386 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:15,241 So. How many cupcakes are we making? 387 00:18:15,325 --> 00:18:21,491 H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y D-E-B-B-I-E. 388 00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:22,575 Twenty! 389 00:18:22,658 --> 00:18:24,991 Twenty, great! 390 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,741 Twenty little Debbie cakes later… 391 00:18:31,825 --> 00:18:34,408 Bad. That's bad. That's bad, right? 392 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:35,991 Here, let me do it. 393 00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,616 Shit! It's 6:30? 394 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,116 Shit! I gotta go to work. 395 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,491 So, okay, let's just… I'll finish those later. 396 00:18:44,575 --> 00:18:46,366 Go. Just go. I'll… I'll do it. 397 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,033 You can't do letters anyway. 398 00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:49,116 Really, you sure? 399 00:18:49,158 --> 00:18:50,241 Go. 400 00:18:51,616 --> 00:18:54,116 Oh… 401 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,658 Thanks. Miranda! You're the best! 402 00:19:12,783 --> 00:19:15,783 Jell-O? 403 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:18,700 I'm not going. I'm not up for it. 404 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,366 Oh, if I'm going to the theater, you're going to the theater. 405 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:23,116 - I can't. - Well, are you all right? 406 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,533 - What's wrong? - Oh… 407 00:19:25,616 --> 00:19:28,283 I'm at Steve's and he had to go to work 408 00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:31,325 and I got stuck helping him make 20 cupcakes 409 00:19:31,408 --> 00:19:32,950 for his girlfriend's birthday. 410 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,741 Why would he ask you to do that? 411 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,575 He didn't. I… 412 00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:39,325 I thought they were for the playground 413 00:19:39,408 --> 00:19:41,741 and then it was too late to back out. 414 00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:45,325 It's my own fault. What did I think would happen? 415 00:19:45,408 --> 00:19:47,575 He would see how great I make cupcakes 416 00:19:47,658 --> 00:19:49,825 and be back in love with me? 417 00:19:49,908 --> 00:19:52,533 Dammit! I fucked up Debbie's B! 418 00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:53,741 Put down the icing. 419 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:54,825 I have to finish. 420 00:19:54,908 --> 00:19:58,366 Debbie cannot have your tears, no way. 421 00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:01,783 If I don't finish, Steve will know something's up. 422 00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:05,158 Miranda, you can't make those cupcakes and live with yourself. 423 00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:07,450 Move away from the icing. 424 00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:08,991 What'll I tell Steve? 425 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,783 Blame the baby. That's what they're there for. 426 00:20:15,491 --> 00:20:16,700 I put it down. 427 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,768 Good girl. 428 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,950 Oh, God, that's Berger in a cab. 429 00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:21,575 I'm not dressed yet. Listen to me. 430 00:20:21,658 --> 00:20:24,283 You get out of there, you go home, and I'll call you later. 431 00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:25,366 Okay? 432 00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:27,450 Okay, I love you, bye-bye. 433 00:20:27,616 --> 00:20:29,783 Me too. Bye. 434 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,450 Bye. Oh, God. 435 00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:39,200 Surprise! 436 00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,116 That's not a cab. 437 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,741 Nah, this'll be much more fun. 438 00:20:45,825 --> 00:20:48,116 I haven't had her out on the open road for a long time. 439 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:52,575 Well, I'm not really dressed very biker-chick. 440 00:20:53,408 --> 00:20:56,241 - Prada and all. - Aw, it'll be fine. Come on. 441 00:20:56,325 --> 00:20:59,408 Not to be a total girl about it, but… 442 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:04,575 I really can't have the helmet hair when there's a red carpet situation. 443 00:21:04,658 --> 00:21:06,283 You know, we haven't been out on this thing 444 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,075 the whole time we've been dating? 445 00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:09,658 I really wanna take the bike tonight. 446 00:21:09,741 --> 00:21:12,783 Think how much fun it's gonna be going over the Brooklyn Bridge, huh? 447 00:21:13,408 --> 00:21:16,450 Come on, Carrie. For me? 448 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:23,200 All right. Just don't go fast. 449 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,408 Look at that, huh? 450 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,533 There is a little known relationship law. 451 00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:35,741 When your man is down and out, you have to get up and on. 452 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:04,075 I told you not to go fast! 453 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,741 It wasn't that fast. 454 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,491 It just feels fast 'cause you're on the bike. 455 00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:11,450 Bullshit! 456 00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:14,283 Couldn't you feel my hands digging into you? 457 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,533 Yeah! I thought you were excited. 458 00:22:16,616 --> 00:22:17,908 I was terrified! 459 00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:20,825 All right, well, calm down. You're safe. 460 00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:23,200 Look, I am not gonna die on a bridge 461 00:22:23,283 --> 00:22:26,241 so that you can feel like some big man on a bike. 462 00:22:26,325 --> 00:22:27,616 What the fuck does that mean? 463 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,200 You know exactly what it means. 464 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,950 And I'm sorry, but I am not sorry I made that money. 465 00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:34,825 I worked really hard for it 466 00:22:34,908 --> 00:22:37,116 and I never thought that you would be the type of guy 467 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,783 that would have a problem with that. 468 00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:41,908 Well, neither did I! But I guess I do, don't I? 469 00:22:55,366 --> 00:22:56,908 I'm sorry about the bike. 470 00:22:58,658 --> 00:23:00,450 Are you gonna look at me? 471 00:23:06,575 --> 00:23:08,200 I didn't think I was going that fast, 472 00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:10,450 I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. 473 00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:13,116 Yeah, well, I'll never get on that bike again. 474 00:23:14,283 --> 00:23:16,533 Look, I don't wanna be this guy. 475 00:23:17,075 --> 00:23:19,575 I don't wanna be the guy that's threatened by your success. 476 00:23:19,658 --> 00:23:21,408 I swear to God, I will do anything. 477 00:23:21,491 --> 00:23:22,825 I'll do whatever it takes. 478 00:23:22,908 --> 00:23:24,866 I don't wanna be this guy. 479 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:31,158 I think you are magnificent. 480 00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:34,283 I do. 481 00:24:00,491 --> 00:24:02,200 That is for the helmet. 482 00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:05,866 Come on, let's get this over with. 483 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:27,825 Carrie, over here! 484 00:24:30,533 --> 00:24:31,825 They know you? 485 00:24:31,908 --> 00:24:33,075 I used to be a party girl. 486 00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:37,825 Can we get one alone? 487 00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:39,991 Can we get one alone, Carrie? 488 00:24:40,075 --> 00:24:41,825 No, mate. Alone, alone. 489 00:24:41,908 --> 00:24:42,950 Oh, yeah, sure. 490 00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:44,366 - No, no, no, no. - Alone. 491 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:46,700 No. No, no, no, no, we're together. 492 00:24:46,783 --> 00:24:47,991 What's his name? 493 00:24:48,075 --> 00:24:50,075 Jack Berger. He's a writer, too. 494 00:24:50,158 --> 00:24:53,116 That's great, love it. Thanks a lot, mate, cheers! 495 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:04,366 They just do that so they can get it right for the papers. 496 00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:06,658 It just isn't my night. 497 00:25:07,616 --> 00:25:09,325 Look, I'm really not up to going in. 498 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,200 I'll just wreck it for everybody. 499 00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:13,200 Be okay if I took off? 500 00:25:14,325 --> 00:25:16,700 I mean, you can get home with the girls, right? 501 00:25:18,491 --> 00:25:19,533 You okay? 502 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,533 "Hello gorgeous." 503 00:25:38,116 --> 00:25:40,741 That is the worst Barbara Streisand I have ever heard. 504 00:25:40,825 --> 00:25:43,033 When in Brooklyn, do as the "Brooklyns" do. 505 00:25:43,116 --> 00:25:44,325 And speaking of the worst. 506 00:25:44,408 --> 00:25:46,908 I have like the worst seat I've ever had. 507 00:25:46,991 --> 00:25:49,825 Not anymore, you don't. You're sitting with me. 508 00:25:50,741 --> 00:25:52,616 And speaking of one alone, 509 00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:55,950 Charlotte sat in the theater surrounded by couples. 510 00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:58,533 And in one clear, crystallized moment, 511 00:25:58,616 --> 00:26:02,658 she felt what her life would be like with no mans. 512 00:26:03,491 --> 00:26:05,741 Excuse me. Hey. 513 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,033 Miranda's not coming, 514 00:26:07,116 --> 00:26:10,700 so my friend, Tony, from Prada, is sitting next to you. 515 00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:13,991 Buona sera. 516 00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:15,158 Hello. 517 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:19,950 After all, what single girl in New York would turn down a gift from Prada? 518 00:26:23,741 --> 00:26:26,158 All of Manhattan is here. 519 00:26:26,241 --> 00:26:28,533 Who's watching the island? 520 00:26:29,825 --> 00:26:31,700 Shh! 521 00:26:34,033 --> 00:26:35,991 My youth? 522 00:26:36,075 --> 00:26:37,658 My youth? 523 00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,825 The rain came down. 524 00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:01,200 Hard and soft. 525 00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:05,408 It hit the grass. Green… 526 00:27:06,033 --> 00:27:07,241 and wet. 527 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:11,908 Wet. So wet. 528 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:15,116 It reminded me of you. 529 00:27:16,741 --> 00:27:18,658 You always smelled like the rain. 530 00:27:20,866 --> 00:27:22,366 A stud is born. 531 00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:39,283 That night, Smith Jerrod's "Full Moon" became a sensation. 532 00:27:45,616 --> 00:27:48,033 Full frontal, and he can act. 533 00:27:48,116 --> 00:27:49,200 Who knew? 534 00:27:49,783 --> 00:27:50,783 Where's Berger? 535 00:27:50,866 --> 00:27:54,075 Oh, he left. He's coming down with a cold. 536 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:57,491 - Oh… I'll see you later. - Okay. Okay. Good night. 537 00:27:57,908 --> 00:28:02,700 Yes. You wanna come over? 538 00:28:02,783 --> 00:28:04,241 - Sure. - Okay. 539 00:28:04,325 --> 00:28:06,783 Maybe we were all acting, all the time. 540 00:28:06,866 --> 00:28:10,075 And tonight, I was playing the part of the woman 541 00:28:10,158 --> 00:28:11,491 in the great relationship 542 00:28:11,575 --> 00:28:14,575 whose boyfriend was coming down with a cold.