1 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,510 The single New Yorker's weekend is all about buying. 2 00:00:54,593 --> 00:00:57,218 The latest Vogue, fresh flowers, 3 00:00:57,301 --> 00:01:00,176 and gifts for previously single New Yorkers. 4 00:01:01,385 --> 00:01:04,051 Hi, I'm here for the Welker wedding registry? 5 00:01:04,135 --> 00:01:07,635 I'll take the Newport soup ladle and three Bimini steak knives. 6 00:01:07,718 --> 00:01:09,135 The Baby Peck list. 7 00:01:09,218 --> 00:01:10,801 The Burpee Blanket. 8 00:01:10,885 --> 00:01:12,676 Okay, what is left? 9 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,551 Fine, fine, I'll take four espresso cups and a pepper grinder. 10 00:01:16,926 --> 00:01:20,968 Yeah, okay, the Lil Me Activity Chair. 11 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:25,260 That night, Stanford and I were invited to celebrate 12 00:01:25,343 --> 00:01:27,135 the arrival of baby boy Bronson, 13 00:01:27,218 --> 00:01:29,385 latest son of Kyra and Chuck. 14 00:01:29,468 --> 00:01:30,885 - Easy, baby girl. - Sorry. 15 00:01:31,010 --> 00:01:32,718 Hey, what have ya got in there, Stanny? 16 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,968 The Peter Rabbit dish set, with matching bib. 17 00:01:36,051 --> 00:01:37,968 Dang, you snagged that? 18 00:01:38,051 --> 00:01:41,260 Oh, thanks to you, I was left with the Lil Me Chair. 19 00:01:41,343 --> 00:01:45,385 Oh, and get this, I also got him a CD of Free To Be You and Me. 20 00:01:45,468 --> 00:01:47,468 I loved Marlo Thomas! 21 00:01:47,551 --> 00:01:49,551 I played that album all through the fifth grade! 22 00:01:49,635 --> 00:01:53,218 I wanted to run as fast as the wind. 23 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:55,635 I played "William Wants A Doll" so many times, 24 00:01:55,718 --> 00:01:58,593 I almost turned my little sister into a gay man. 25 00:02:06,718 --> 00:02:07,718 Oh, hey! 26 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,551 - Welcome to the party… - Hey. 27 00:02:09,635 --> 00:02:11,010 I'm Margot, Kyra's sister. 28 00:02:11,093 --> 00:02:14,093 The gifts go over on the table, and the shoes go there. 29 00:02:18,093 --> 00:02:19,176 Oh. 30 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,593 Kyra and Chuck don't like outside dirt coming in. 31 00:02:21,676 --> 00:02:24,260 The twins are always picking things up off the floor. 32 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:28,218 But this is an outfit. 33 00:02:28,301 --> 00:02:30,843 Uh-huh, they'd really appreciate it. 34 00:02:30,926 --> 00:02:32,135 Margot! 35 00:02:37,885 --> 00:02:40,135 Good thing I wore my party socks. 36 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,885 Geez, if I'd known I was gonna be shoeless, 37 00:02:42,968 --> 00:02:46,801 I would have compensated with a big hat or something. 38 00:02:47,676 --> 00:02:48,801 Okay. 39 00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:51,635 Well, now I'm so teeny 40 00:02:51,718 --> 00:02:54,218 I might bump my head on the coffee table. 41 00:02:54,301 --> 00:02:56,010 Watch out, Lil Me! 42 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,676 Our hostess, Kyra Bronson, 43 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,176 had made a name for herself in the early '90s 44 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:06,510 taking pictures of anorexic actresses on beds at the Chelsea Hotel. 45 00:03:06,593 --> 00:03:08,551 - Hey, you two! - Hey. 46 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:11,468 Now, she took pictures of fat babies in buckets. 47 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:14,968 We come from the east… 70's, bearing gifts. 48 00:03:15,051 --> 00:03:16,218 Where is the blessed child? 49 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:17,468 The baby, he's in his room. 50 00:03:17,551 --> 00:03:19,468 You can't miss him, he looks just like Chuck, 51 00:03:19,551 --> 00:03:21,551 except without that sad closed-up hole in his ear 52 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,885 from when he pierced it in the '80s. 53 00:03:23,968 --> 00:03:25,635 - Anyway, here. - Oh, thank you. 54 00:03:25,718 --> 00:03:27,426 I've gotta go, other people need drinks, 55 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,093 and by others I mean me! 56 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,176 Hey, Milo, Allegra! 57 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:35,051 Oh, waiter, there's a baby in my drink. 58 00:03:36,468 --> 00:03:39,051 Uptown, Miranda was putting her foot down 59 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,760 in her co-op board meeting. 60 00:03:40,843 --> 00:03:43,676 Look, we all want to find the perfect tenant for 10G, 61 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,301 all I'm asking is that we not prolong the interview. 62 00:03:46,385 --> 00:03:48,551 Whatever decision we make about… 63 00:03:48,635 --> 00:03:51,260 Dr. Robert Leeds, let's make it quick. 64 00:03:51,343 --> 00:03:54,010 I've got a baby downstairs getting over the chickenpox. 65 00:03:54,093 --> 00:03:55,676 I have a cataract! 66 00:03:57,801 --> 00:03:59,301 Hello, come in, won't you? 67 00:03:59,385 --> 00:04:01,176 - Hi. - Yes, hi. 68 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:05,343 And suddenly, Miranda wasn't so bored at her board meeting. 69 00:04:05,468 --> 00:04:08,718 - Hi, I'm Miranda Hobbes. - Hi. 70 00:04:08,801 --> 00:04:10,010 And this is… 71 00:04:10,093 --> 00:04:11,093 everybody else. 72 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,885 And I'm Robert Leeds. 73 00:04:12,968 --> 00:04:15,093 But you probably know that already, 74 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:18,301 along with my social security number and my jacket size. 75 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:24,843 So, Robert, you're a doctor for the Knicks? 76 00:04:24,926 --> 00:04:26,301 Yeah, guilty as charged. 77 00:04:26,385 --> 00:04:27,468 How long have you had that… 78 00:04:27,551 --> 00:04:28,885 Hey, you've had a great season! 79 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:32,260 I take it you're not a basketball fan. 80 00:04:32,385 --> 00:04:35,385 Well, you've got me there, I'm a baseball person. 81 00:04:35,468 --> 00:04:36,718 Ah! Yankees or Mets? 82 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,593 Please, Yankees. 83 00:04:38,676 --> 00:04:40,093 Oh, should have known. 84 00:04:40,510 --> 00:04:42,218 And what is that supposed to mean? 85 00:04:42,551 --> 00:04:44,843 - Oh, just… - On page four of your tax return… 86 00:04:44,926 --> 00:04:47,301 Lynn, please, we'll get to it. 87 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:52,218 While Miranda was playing a game of pick-up… 88 00:04:53,218 --> 00:04:55,385 You tell them I'll do depositions Friday, 89 00:04:55,468 --> 00:04:57,343 but only if my client is ready. 90 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:58,635 Uh-huh. 91 00:04:58,718 --> 00:05:00,968 …Charlotte was picking up as well. 92 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,551 Exactly. What are you going to push me on this? 93 00:05:03,635 --> 00:05:05,051 Don't push me! 94 00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:07,135 Because if you push me, then I push back! 95 00:05:07,218 --> 00:05:09,385 I don't have to produce my client for this, you know? 96 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:11,051 Charlotte knew when Harry moved in, 97 00:05:11,135 --> 00:05:12,760 he would unpack his bags. 98 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:13,926 Exactly. 99 00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:16,218 She wasn't expecting the tea bags. 100 00:05:16,301 --> 00:05:18,135 And everything else? 101 00:05:19,093 --> 00:05:22,551 Why are you hocking me on this? Can you not hear what I'm saying to you? 102 00:05:22,635 --> 00:05:24,260 Let me repeat this slower. 103 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:26,593 Open your ears, ready, 'cause here it comes. 104 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,385 I don't think so! 105 00:05:28,635 --> 00:05:29,578 Clear? 106 00:05:29,593 --> 00:05:33,135 One tax return and a half hour of eyelash batting later… 107 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,885 It was really nice to meet you. 108 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,176 You, too. 109 00:05:36,885 --> 00:05:40,885 And, um, I won't hold that Mets thing against you. 110 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:43,635 I appreciate that. 111 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,885 Well, he's perfect. 112 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:53,801 Frankly, I am concerned about his financials. 113 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:56,510 His alimony payments are awfully high. 114 00:05:56,593 --> 00:05:58,593 - And he's never owned before. - Mmm. 115 00:05:58,676 --> 00:06:00,135 You people are crazy. 116 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:03,301 It's the single ones who always throw the wild parties 117 00:06:03,385 --> 00:06:04,843 with all the girls. 118 00:06:06,385 --> 00:06:10,135 Okay, I think we all know what's not being said here. 119 00:06:11,926 --> 00:06:15,551 The unspoken thing was that Robert was cute 120 00:06:15,635 --> 00:06:17,676 and Miranda was horny. 121 00:06:20,385 --> 00:06:23,343 And then we saw the most amazing house in Sag Harbor… 122 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,676 I swear I had no idea who we were bidding against. 123 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,301 Oh, you liar! 124 00:06:27,385 --> 00:06:28,968 You two know everything! 125 00:06:29,051 --> 00:06:30,301 That's true. 126 00:06:30,385 --> 00:06:31,635 We got the house, 127 00:06:31,718 --> 00:06:33,885 but we could not get a table at Nick and Toni's 128 00:06:33,968 --> 00:06:35,426 for the rest of the summer! 129 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:40,260 Well, it's getting late. 130 00:06:40,343 --> 00:06:42,760 Oh, my. We have held you guys captive! 131 00:06:42,843 --> 00:06:44,593 No, no, we've had a swell time. 132 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:48,218 It's just, it's midnight, he's gay, he has to start his night. 133 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:51,218 Anyway, congrats on the baby. 134 00:06:51,301 --> 00:06:52,885 - Thanks. - Yeah, he's just… 135 00:06:52,968 --> 00:06:54,385 precious. 136 00:06:54,468 --> 00:06:55,801 Okay, bye. 137 00:06:55,885 --> 00:06:57,551 - Bye. - Nice to meet you. 138 00:06:57,635 --> 00:06:58,801 And, of course, 139 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,718 our landscaper takes off with half of our trees. 140 00:07:00,801 --> 00:07:03,218 We might have been one foot out the door… 141 00:07:03,301 --> 00:07:06,635 but my shoes appeared to have already left. 142 00:07:09,093 --> 00:07:11,343 And I told her that's what you get for stealing 143 00:07:11,426 --> 00:07:12,843 Billy Joel's firewood! 144 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:17,343 Hi. Is there another room for the shoes? 145 00:07:17,426 --> 00:07:19,051 - No. - Uh-uh. 146 00:07:19,135 --> 00:07:22,385 Well, mine seem to have gone missing. 147 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,468 That's crazy! 148 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:28,301 God, Carrie, I'm sorry. 149 00:07:28,385 --> 00:07:30,885 I just can't imagine where your shoes went. 150 00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:35,385 You know, Jennifer was wearing sandals. Perhaps she took yours by mistake. 151 00:07:35,468 --> 00:07:39,426 Well, actually, they weren't sandals, they were Manolos. 152 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:41,093 I'm sure they'll turn up. 153 00:07:41,176 --> 00:07:43,551 I can loan you some shoes to go home in. 154 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:46,926 Huh. 155 00:07:53,010 --> 00:07:55,801 They say you shouldn't judge until you've walked a mile 156 00:07:55,885 --> 00:07:58,551 in someone else's shoes. 157 00:07:58,635 --> 00:08:00,510 I made it six blocks. 158 00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:04,718 The next day over dessert, 159 00:08:04,801 --> 00:08:08,135 I was still not over the fact that my shoes had deserted me. 160 00:08:08,218 --> 00:08:09,760 These were new Manolos. 161 00:08:09,843 --> 00:08:12,135 I hadn't even done a full lap around the party. 162 00:08:12,218 --> 00:08:14,468 And you know I don't play favorites with my shoes, 163 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:17,885 but these were very special. 164 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:19,801 Who would steal shoes from a party? 165 00:08:19,885 --> 00:08:22,676 Someone size seven with excellent taste. 166 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,635 Why in hell did you take your shoes off to begin with? 167 00:08:25,718 --> 00:08:26,801 We had to. 168 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:27,968 For their kids. 169 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:31,260 Apparently we drag things in on our heels that make children sick. 170 00:08:31,343 --> 00:08:33,760 Please, it's children who drag the germs around. 171 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:35,885 Brady got the chickenpox, courtesy of some kid 172 00:08:35,968 --> 00:08:38,468 who licked him at the playground. 173 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,718 Oh, my God! 174 00:08:39,801 --> 00:08:41,426 Kyra must have been mortified. 175 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:45,010 Actually, I kept waiting for the mortification that never came. 176 00:08:45,093 --> 00:08:47,468 She just said they might turn up and sent me home. 177 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:50,301 Those shoes are not turning up anywhere but a pawn shop in Brooklyn. 178 00:08:50,385 --> 00:08:51,593 Oh, stop. 179 00:08:51,676 --> 00:08:54,093 I'm gonna cry in my flan. 180 00:08:54,593 --> 00:08:55,968 So that's it? 181 00:08:56,051 --> 00:08:57,718 They're just gone? 182 00:08:57,801 --> 00:08:59,093 Boo-hoo? 183 00:08:59,176 --> 00:09:00,801 Well, legally she owes you for them. 184 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:03,468 I can't ask her to pay for my shoes. 185 00:09:03,551 --> 00:09:04,635 Why not? 186 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,510 If you gave a party and told her to leave 187 00:09:06,593 --> 00:09:07,968 her baby outside in the hall, 188 00:09:08,051 --> 00:09:10,176 and her baby was missing at the end of the night, 189 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,051 believe me, there'd be payback. 190 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,635 That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. 191 00:09:14,718 --> 00:09:16,718 Children are not shoes. 192 00:09:16,801 --> 00:09:18,510 I know, I know, I'm not saying it. 193 00:09:18,593 --> 00:09:21,135 You have every right to be upset about your shoes. 194 00:09:21,218 --> 00:09:23,676 I am so sick of these people with their children. 195 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,093 I'm telling you, they're everywhere. 196 00:09:25,176 --> 00:09:28,968 Sitting next to me in first class, eating at the next table at Jean-Ge… 197 00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:30,135 Lucas… 198 00:09:30,218 --> 00:09:31,718 Look at that. 199 00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:36,426 This place is for double cappuccinos, not double strollers. 200 00:09:37,801 --> 00:09:38,786 I'm sorry. 201 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:40,218 Hey, no need to apologize. 202 00:09:40,301 --> 00:09:42,010 I wouldn't bring Brady here. 203 00:09:42,093 --> 00:09:44,885 Mommy needs two hands to eat her $8 cake. 204 00:09:44,968 --> 00:09:46,718 You're not gonna defend children? 205 00:09:46,801 --> 00:09:49,801 No, I don't like any children but my own. 206 00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:51,718 Look at that dirty little rug rat. 207 00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:55,135 That's just chocolate. All children are beautiful. 208 00:09:55,218 --> 00:09:57,718 But, not as beautiful as Brady. 209 00:09:58,301 --> 00:09:59,385 That's true. 210 00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:02,051 Hey, so how goes the big matrimonial move-in? 211 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,135 Good. 212 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:06,718 Harry's moved most of his stuff in, it's going well, 213 00:10:06,801 --> 00:10:10,593 and I'm just trying to learn to compromise because sometimes, 214 00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:12,051 I can be a little rigid. 215 00:10:12,135 --> 00:10:14,218 - No! - That's not true at all. 216 00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:16,801 There's just one thing and it's small, but… 217 00:10:16,885 --> 00:10:19,051 it really grosses me out. 218 00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:20,926 We have a tea bag situation. 219 00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:22,343 Oh, I understand. 220 00:10:22,426 --> 00:10:24,760 Just breathe through your nose. 221 00:10:28,593 --> 00:10:29,926 When you're sucking his balls. 222 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,385 What, no! 223 00:10:31,468 --> 00:10:32,593 I was talking about… 224 00:10:32,676 --> 00:10:35,510 Harry leaves his old tea bags around the house. 225 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,968 Oh, I thought you meant "tea bagging". 226 00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:40,885 When you hold a guy's balls in your mouth. 227 00:10:40,968 --> 00:10:42,760 Why is it called… 228 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,635 Oh, I get it, because they hang… 229 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:47,760 - Shh! - …and the dipping. 230 00:10:47,843 --> 00:10:49,010 Oh, great. 231 00:10:49,093 --> 00:10:52,093 Now I've lost my shoes and my appetite. 232 00:10:52,176 --> 00:10:53,551 Mmm. This is very good. 233 00:10:54,426 --> 00:10:56,426 You know what I love about living with you? 234 00:10:56,510 --> 00:10:59,176 Besides those nutty little soaps in the bathroom? 235 00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:01,218 - What? - Living with you. 236 00:11:05,843 --> 00:11:07,218 Honey… 237 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,843 I need to talk to you. 238 00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:11,135 What's up, baby? 239 00:11:11,218 --> 00:11:14,468 I really don't mean to be a nag, but it's just… 240 00:11:14,593 --> 00:11:17,343 Well, it's this. 241 00:11:18,051 --> 00:11:20,760 - Tea? - No, tea bags. 242 00:11:20,843 --> 00:11:23,926 You leave them all over the house and, well, they stain, 243 00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:26,510 and maybe you could just try to be a little more careful. 244 00:11:26,593 --> 00:11:28,593 Damn, I thought I was doing so well, too. 245 00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:29,676 What do you mean? 246 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,301 Well, I've been really trying to watch my ass, 247 00:11:31,385 --> 00:11:32,801 you know, now that I'm living in your house. 248 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:35,468 It's our house now, I want you to be yourself. 249 00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:38,968 Yeah, well, myself is pretty much a bull in a china shop. 250 00:11:39,051 --> 00:11:42,176 Well, then, you're a bull in our china shop. 251 00:11:45,593 --> 00:11:46,843 It's a bull. 252 00:11:46,926 --> 00:11:48,926 I get it. 253 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:50,010 Just making sure. 254 00:11:50,093 --> 00:11:51,551 I get it. 255 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,051 Hold it. Ho, ho. 256 00:12:00,343 --> 00:12:02,010 Hey, Yankee. 257 00:12:04,385 --> 00:12:05,593 Welcome to the building. 258 00:12:05,676 --> 00:12:08,343 I have a feeling you had a little something to do with that. 259 00:12:08,426 --> 00:12:11,468 Let's just say you owe me big time. 260 00:12:18,093 --> 00:12:20,051 You have a pock. 261 00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:22,010 What? 262 00:12:22,093 --> 00:12:23,510 On your face, right there. 263 00:12:23,593 --> 00:12:25,551 Oh, my God. 264 00:12:25,635 --> 00:12:27,385 I must've gotten it from my kid. 265 00:12:27,468 --> 00:12:29,093 Oh, I thought you were single. 266 00:12:29,176 --> 00:12:30,176 I am. 267 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:34,551 It was the perfect first conversation… 268 00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:36,510 minus the pock. 269 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,551 All right, give me the lotion and cotton balls, stat! 270 00:12:42,635 --> 00:12:44,218 You don't really say "stat." 271 00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:47,135 No, but it sounds good, doesn't it? 272 00:12:47,218 --> 00:12:49,843 Hey, so this is the little germ disseminator. 273 00:12:49,926 --> 00:12:51,676 Also known as Brady. 274 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,093 Run while you're still breathing. 275 00:12:53,176 --> 00:12:55,551 No, no, it's okay, I had the chickenpox when I was four. 276 00:12:55,635 --> 00:12:57,010 Hey, where you going? 277 00:12:57,093 --> 00:12:59,968 Hi, hey there. Chu-chu-chu-chu. 278 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,551 Hey, he's a winner. 279 00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:05,218 I really want one of these someday. 280 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,551 You know, he looks just like you. 281 00:13:07,635 --> 00:13:09,176 - You think? - Oh, yeah. 282 00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:13,301 - Hey, sweetie pie. - Okay, Mama. 283 00:13:14,801 --> 00:13:16,426 Here we go. 284 00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,760 You know, I could do this myself. 285 00:13:18,843 --> 00:13:20,885 Yeah, but I'm a professional. 286 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,885 Oh, Magda, this is Dr. Robert Leeds. 287 00:13:25,968 --> 00:13:28,176 - He's moving in upstairs. - Hi. 288 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,385 Nice to meet you. 289 00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:32,260 I take baby for nap. 290 00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:33,468 Okay. 291 00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:37,385 Oh, hey, hey, you got another one. 292 00:13:40,801 --> 00:13:42,968 Okay, Ms. Hobbes, I think you'll live. 293 00:13:43,051 --> 00:13:45,801 - But no scratching, doctor's orders. - Okie-doke. 294 00:13:45,885 --> 00:13:49,926 For Miranda, Robert was just what the doctor ordered. 295 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,218 Hey, Carrie, what a surprise! 296 00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:56,593 Well, I was in the neighborhood, I thought you might want these back. 297 00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:57,968 Oh, you didn't have to return these. 298 00:13:58,051 --> 00:13:59,510 I had forgotten all about them! 299 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,301 Any news on my shoes? 300 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,718 You know what, no, it's weird. 301 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:11,676 So, this Jennifer, did you ever find her sandals? 302 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,760 What? 303 00:14:12,843 --> 00:14:16,385 Well, if she took my shoes, she would have left her sandals. 304 00:14:16,468 --> 00:14:19,593 Just being a bit of a shoe detective here. 305 00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:22,801 I haven't heard from her. 306 00:14:24,176 --> 00:14:25,218 Oh. 307 00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:28,551 Oh, my gosh, Carrie, I am such a shit. 308 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,510 I should have offered to pay you for them. 309 00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:32,135 No, no, you don't have to do that. 310 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:36,135 You know, you have kids and you lose all sense of social decency. 311 00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:38,093 - Come in. - Okay. 312 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:51,593 Milo, honey, put your trucks back for Mommy. 313 00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:53,801 Okay. 314 00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:56,551 So, um, how much were they? 315 00:14:56,635 --> 00:14:58,135 Uh, 485. 316 00:14:58,218 --> 00:15:02,176 Come on, Carrie, that's insane! 317 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:05,385 Well, that's what they cost. 318 00:15:06,385 --> 00:15:08,176 I'll give you $200. 319 00:15:08,968 --> 00:15:11,843 Okay, this is an awkward conversation. 320 00:15:11,926 --> 00:15:15,218 I'm sorry. I just think that's crazy to spend that much on shoes. 321 00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:18,468 You know how much Manolos are. You used to wear Manolos. 322 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,926 Sure, before I had a real life. 323 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:23,385 But Chuck and I have responsibilities now, 324 00:15:23,468 --> 00:15:25,218 kids, houses… 325 00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:27,510 485, like, wow. 326 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,260 Hi, honey. 327 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,843 I have a real life. 328 00:15:32,926 --> 00:15:35,676 No offense, Carrie, but I really don't think we should have to pay 329 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,051 for your extravagant lifestyle. 330 00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:40,551 I mean, it was your choice to buy shoes that expensive. 331 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:44,718 Yes, but it wasn't my choice to take them off. 332 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:47,718 They're just shoes! 333 00:15:47,801 --> 00:15:49,135 Shoes. 334 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:52,593 She shoe-shamed me. 335 00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:54,760 I left there covered in shame. 336 00:15:54,885 --> 00:15:56,343 She's a fucking bitch. 337 00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:58,051 But she isn't, that's the thing. 338 00:15:58,135 --> 00:16:00,135 She's become this whole other person. 339 00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:04,260 It's like she's had two cesareans and a lobotomy. 340 00:16:04,343 --> 00:16:06,176 She owes you for those shoes. 341 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,551 No, it's not about the money. I don't care about the money. 342 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,551 I'm talking about a woman's right to shoes. 343 00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:14,385 Why did she have to shame me? 344 00:16:14,468 --> 00:16:18,551 Because she's trapped in a hell of her own making. 345 00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:20,635 No, wait, that's me. 346 00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:23,093 Ahh! 347 00:16:23,176 --> 00:16:27,426 I am dying to scratch these, but if I do, it'll be worse. 348 00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:28,635 How are they today? 349 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,343 Biblical. 350 00:16:30,426 --> 00:16:33,343 There is literally a pox on my house. 351 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,301 If there wasn't a Jules and Mimi marathon 352 00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:39,093 on BBC America this weekend, I'd have jumped out the window. 353 00:16:39,176 --> 00:16:41,468 Hey, speaking of handsome black men. 354 00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:44,135 Have you spotted any more of Dr. Knicks? 355 00:16:44,218 --> 00:16:45,968 Don't say spot. 356 00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:48,468 No, as a leper, I'm laying low. 357 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:51,426 But according to my sources, he's officially in the building. 358 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,135 Hey, is it bad that my life is filled with shoes 359 00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:56,051 - and not children? - Stop it! 360 00:16:56,135 --> 00:16:59,718 And she is a fucking bitch for making you feel this way. 361 00:17:00,343 --> 00:17:01,635 Oh, God. 362 00:17:01,718 --> 00:17:04,635 When we were young, Marlo Thomas sang to us 363 00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:07,593 about accepting each other and our differences. 364 00:17:08,551 --> 00:17:11,718 But then we got older, and started singing a different tune. 365 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,343 We stopped celebrating each other's life choices 366 00:17:14,426 --> 00:17:16,343 and started qualifying them. 367 00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:19,635 Is acceptance really such a childish concept? 368 00:17:19,718 --> 00:17:22,135 Or did we have it right all along? 369 00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:26,926 When did we stop being free to be you and me? 370 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,926 The next morning, 371 00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,593 Charlotte learned just how free the real Harry could be. 372 00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:37,968 Oh, the shark has Pretty teeth, dear 373 00:17:38,051 --> 00:17:40,885 And he shows them Huh, huh, huh? 374 00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:44,468 Pearly white Da-da da-da-da 375 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:46,468 - Morning! - Hi. 376 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:49,968 Ba da ba ba… 377 00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:52,010 Are… are you going to take a shower? 378 00:17:52,093 --> 00:17:53,676 In a little while. 379 00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:03,135 Some people are said to have ice in their veins. 380 00:18:03,218 --> 00:18:05,760 For John Snyder, it seems to be ice cream. 381 00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,510 The 39-year-old is the founder 382 00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:13,426 of Il Laboratorio Del Gelato shop on Manhattan's Lower East Side. 383 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,593 Apparently, it took next to nothing 384 00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:19,801 to make Harry feel comfortable. 385 00:18:24,426 --> 00:18:26,676 Charlotte felt completely trapped. 386 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,801 She wanted to see Harry be himself in her home… 387 00:18:31,135 --> 00:18:33,968 She just didn't need to see that much of him. 388 00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:40,218 Meanwhile, I decided to bare all to Kyra. 389 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,760 Hello? 390 00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:47,093 Hey, Kyra, it's Carrie. 391 00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:51,135 Listen, um, I feel weird about what happened the other day. 392 00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:54,218 We've been friends a really long time and… 393 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,385 I just… I want to clear the air. 394 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,051 Oh, my God. Carrie, I had forgotten about that days ago. 395 00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:03,343 Well, I didn't, I've been thinking a lot about it and… 396 00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:06,260 Man, you must have a lot of time on your hands. 397 00:19:06,343 --> 00:19:09,301 Milo! Pants stay on, I'm serious! 398 00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:11,093 Penises stay in the bathroom! 399 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,510 Carrie, can you hold on for one second? I'll be right back, thanks. 400 00:19:18,010 --> 00:19:19,176 Hello? 401 00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,385 Hello, Santa? 402 00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:27,843 You know what? 403 00:19:27,926 --> 00:19:29,135 I am Santa. 404 00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:30,885 I did a little mental addition, 405 00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:34,968 and over the years I have bought Kyra an engagement gift, a wedding gift, 406 00:19:35,051 --> 00:19:37,260 then there was the trip to Maine for the wedding, 407 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,510 three baby gifts. 408 00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:45,218 In toto, I have spent over $2,300 celebrating her choices. 409 00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:51,093 And she is shaming me for spending a lousy 485 bucks on myself? 410 00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:53,468 Yes, I did the math. 411 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:54,968 But those were gifts. 412 00:19:55,051 --> 00:19:57,176 I mean, if you got married or had a child, 413 00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:59,510 she would spend the same on you. 414 00:19:59,593 --> 00:20:02,510 And if I don't ever get married, or have a baby… 415 00:20:02,593 --> 00:20:04,593 What, I get bupkis? 416 00:20:04,676 --> 00:20:05,843 Think about it. 417 00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:07,551 If you are single, after graduation, 418 00:20:07,635 --> 00:20:11,301 there isn't one occasion where people celebrate you. 419 00:20:11,385 --> 00:20:12,385 We have birthdays. 420 00:20:12,426 --> 00:20:15,135 Oh, no, no, no, no, we all have birthdays. 421 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,260 That's a wash. 422 00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:19,385 I am talking about the single gal. 423 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,968 Hallmark doesn't make a, uh… 424 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:25,551 "Congratulations, you didn't marry the wrong guy" card. 425 00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:29,385 And where is the flatware for going on vacation alone? 426 00:20:29,468 --> 00:20:31,176 - You're right. - Uh-huh. 427 00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,968 Why should I get wedding gifts? 428 00:20:33,051 --> 00:20:34,676 Finding Harry was gift enough. 429 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:35,843 No, no, no, no. 430 00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:39,010 I'm thrilled to give you gifts to celebrate your life. 431 00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:42,468 I just think it stinks that single people are left out of it. 432 00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,468 So, the moral of the story appears to be, 433 00:20:44,551 --> 00:20:48,218 until I get married, I won't be seeing nothing from Kyra. 434 00:20:48,301 --> 00:20:49,885 - Oh. - How's the pistachio? 435 00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:51,968 - It's so good, you want some? - Is it? Yeah. 436 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:56,051 Meanwhile, Samantha was trying to have a working lunch. 437 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:00,176 Yeah, we got cut off. 438 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,968 Look, I need to get him three VIP seats and… 439 00:21:03,051 --> 00:21:04,760 Look at you! 440 00:21:04,843 --> 00:21:07,135 Look at you eating your pesto! 441 00:21:07,218 --> 00:21:08,468 Ooh. 442 00:21:10,593 --> 00:21:13,051 No, I don't want any shitty house seats. 443 00:21:13,135 --> 00:21:15,385 - Listen to me… - Who's a big boy? 444 00:21:15,468 --> 00:21:16,801 No, I can't have any… 445 00:21:16,885 --> 00:21:19,176 Excuse me, we don't allow cell phones. 446 00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:20,468 Are you kidding me? 447 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:23,843 - No. - I'll call you back. 448 00:21:23,926 --> 00:21:26,843 I understand that my cell phone may be annoying to some, 449 00:21:26,926 --> 00:21:29,343 but what are you doing about that noise? 450 00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:31,718 Okay. 451 00:21:33,468 --> 00:21:35,426 There's nothing we can do about that. 452 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:36,801 That's a child. 453 00:21:37,593 --> 00:21:41,010 And that was all Samantha had to hear. 454 00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:45,301 Hello. 455 00:21:45,885 --> 00:21:49,301 I understand that your child and I have to coexist in this city, 456 00:21:49,385 --> 00:21:51,718 but perhaps you could take him somewhere more appropriate 457 00:21:51,801 --> 00:21:56,218 for a happy meal, so I could have a happier one… 458 00:21:56,301 --> 00:22:01,093 Seamus, that wasn't very nice. 459 00:22:01,176 --> 00:22:06,885 Well, I've made my point, and he's made his. 460 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:15,093 If you see a monster that's smart… That is real! 461 00:22:15,176 --> 00:22:16,385 And it's… 462 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:18,718 Honey! 463 00:22:20,051 --> 00:22:22,010 Honey? 464 00:22:22,093 --> 00:22:24,343 Hello, beautiful. 465 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,760 Hi. 466 00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:28,510 Do you know what we need to bring back in this house? 467 00:22:29,343 --> 00:22:31,010 Cocktail hour. 468 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,260 Charlotte realized there was something grosser 469 00:22:35,343 --> 00:22:37,093 than tea bags all over her house… 470 00:22:39,010 --> 00:22:42,260 Her husband's tea bags all over her new white couch. 471 00:22:42,343 --> 00:22:43,286 Harry! 472 00:22:43,301 --> 00:22:45,301 What? 473 00:22:45,385 --> 00:22:48,010 No, I… I feel bad. 474 00:22:48,093 --> 00:22:49,301 About what? 475 00:22:50,385 --> 00:22:51,885 Well, I'm trying to be less rigid 476 00:22:51,968 --> 00:22:54,760 and I really do want you to be yourself in our house. 477 00:22:54,843 --> 00:22:57,010 I know you do, and I appreciate it. 478 00:22:57,093 --> 00:23:01,176 And… I'm almost used to the whole… 479 00:23:01,301 --> 00:23:02,593 naked thing. 480 00:23:02,676 --> 00:23:05,343 I knew it was too much. 481 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:06,328 It's just me. 482 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,843 But I can put on clothes… 483 00:23:07,926 --> 00:23:09,635 No. 484 00:23:09,718 --> 00:23:12,801 I want you to be yourself, it's just… 485 00:23:12,885 --> 00:23:15,551 maybe you could put something between yourself 486 00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:16,968 and the white couch. 487 00:23:17,051 --> 00:23:18,343 Oh, I get it. 488 00:23:18,426 --> 00:23:21,385 We've got kind of an ass-white couch situation here. 489 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,343 I will put on shorts. 490 00:23:23,426 --> 00:23:24,676 Could you? 491 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:25,843 Of course. 492 00:23:25,926 --> 00:23:27,093 Oh. 493 00:23:31,551 --> 00:23:32,760 Now? 494 00:23:37,593 --> 00:23:38,801 Love you! 495 00:23:56,885 --> 00:23:58,385 Miranda, you in there? 496 00:24:00,718 --> 00:24:02,218 I can see your feet under the door. 497 00:24:03,218 --> 00:24:04,218 Damn. 498 00:24:04,301 --> 00:24:06,051 Come on, I just came by to check up on you. 499 00:24:06,135 --> 00:24:07,260 I'm fine. 500 00:24:07,385 --> 00:24:10,135 Hey, I've seen it all. I'm a doctor, remember? 501 00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:15,926 I'm fine. 502 00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:17,468 Come on in. 503 00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,051 Oh, it's not that bad. 504 00:24:20,135 --> 00:24:22,260 Hey, I've seen a seven-foot-tall man's shin bone 505 00:24:22,343 --> 00:24:24,301 poking through his calf, so… 506 00:24:24,926 --> 00:24:26,093 Hey, where's Brady? 507 00:24:26,176 --> 00:24:27,676 Oh, he's asleep. 508 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,385 Oh, that's too bad. I wanted to give him this. 509 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:33,135 Oh, I'm pretty sure his hand-eye coordination 510 00:24:33,218 --> 00:24:35,510 is still a little sub-par to make the team. 511 00:24:35,593 --> 00:24:38,218 Hey, if he's gonna go pro, you gotta start him young. 512 00:24:38,301 --> 00:24:39,301 What are you watching? 513 00:24:39,385 --> 00:24:42,051 Oh, it's just Jules and Mimi. 514 00:24:42,135 --> 00:24:44,676 - It's silly. - Yeah, what's it about? 515 00:24:45,635 --> 00:24:51,468 Well, that's Mimi, she's the landlord, and right next to her there is Jules, 516 00:24:51,551 --> 00:24:53,760 and they've slept together a couple of times, 517 00:24:53,843 --> 00:24:55,635 but Jules may be involved with the girl 518 00:24:55,718 --> 00:24:57,968 - who works in the sausage shop. - Mmm. 519 00:24:58,051 --> 00:24:59,036 In a nutshell. 520 00:24:59,051 --> 00:25:00,676 Well, he seems to be pretty into her now. 521 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,745 Yeah. 522 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,218 I'm intrigued. 523 00:25:04,718 --> 00:25:05,661 Really? 524 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:07,551 That and my cable's not hooked up yet. 525 00:25:14,051 --> 00:25:15,635 Jules… 526 00:25:15,718 --> 00:25:19,093 You know, you didn't have to bring the rent over in person. 527 00:25:19,176 --> 00:25:21,301 What's a few tube stops between friends, eh? 528 00:25:21,385 --> 00:25:23,760 I love a brother with an accent. 529 00:25:23,843 --> 00:25:26,343 Do you think we'll stay friends after this? 530 00:25:26,468 --> 00:25:27,926 I hope not. 531 00:25:41,718 --> 00:25:46,551 Oh, Mimi, you're so soft. 532 00:25:50,218 --> 00:25:53,801 That night, I decided I couldn't wait for a ring. 533 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:56,718 And so, I gave someone else one. 534 00:26:00,010 --> 00:26:01,676 This is Milo. 535 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,801 This is Allegra. 536 00:26:02,885 --> 00:26:07,426 Mommy and Daddy and baby Henry and us aren't here. 537 00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:09,926 Leave a message! 538 00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:13,926 Hi, it's Carrie Bradshaw. 539 00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:18,301 I wanted to let you know that I'm getting married… 540 00:26:18,385 --> 00:26:19,551 to myself. 541 00:26:19,635 --> 00:26:22,718 Oh, and I'm registered at Manolo Blahnik. 542 00:26:22,801 --> 00:26:25,093 So thanks, bye. 543 00:26:26,843 --> 00:26:28,468 One giant step for me. 544 00:26:28,551 --> 00:26:31,676 One small step for single womankind. 545 00:26:35,426 --> 00:26:37,343 Here they are. 546 00:26:37,426 --> 00:26:38,843 That's all she registered for? 547 00:26:38,926 --> 00:26:40,343 Uh-huh. That'll be… 548 00:26:40,426 --> 00:26:43,510 485, yeah. 549 00:26:43,593 --> 00:26:45,176 Plus tax. 550 00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:47,468 And could you please watch your children? 551 00:26:47,551 --> 00:26:50,760 We don't want them touching the shoes. Thanks. 552 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:20,135 It was my very first wedding present. 553 00:27:22,551 --> 00:27:27,343 The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. 554 00:27:27,426 --> 00:27:30,218 That's why we need really special ones now and then 555 00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:33,010 to make the walk a little more fun.