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Taxi!

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There are some New York nights
that are monumental, gigantic, historic.

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Others are just Big.

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Bet you can't get your steaks like this
in your little Napa Village, now can ya?

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Where do yo think these cattle
comes from? A ranch on Canal Street?

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Well, what we lack in livestock,
we make up for in cabs.

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Napa has cabs.

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Fine, you win,
and I don't wanna fight about it.

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Oh, let's. Let's fight,
then we can make out.

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So, what's on your New York agenda?

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Making some deals, breaking some hearts?

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- Can I tell you a secret?
- That's not your real hair?

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I'm having a little heart thing done.

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What?

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They found a blockage. So I'm
getting a… You know, angioplasty.

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Simple procedure, no big deal.

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But, I can kiss these good bye.

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- Carrie. Calm down.
- Sorry.

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Come on. Don't be such a sissy.

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It's nothing.
They do a million of these a day.

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- It's like having your teeth cleaned.
- Oh God, you're sick.

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Um, miss?

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Um…

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She's fine.
Could you bring some extra napkins?

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And some violins.

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Uptown, there was a different
kind of dinner being prepared.

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With less cholesterol and no tears.

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- Oh, my God.
- Hey.

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However you got in here, I don't care,
I applaud you.

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Miranda's new neighbor,
Dr. Robert Leeds

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had quickly become her new boyfriend.
Doctor of all trades.

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Magda let me in.
She was very excited at the idea

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of someone actually
using your kitchen to prepare food.

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Well, it's a first.

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- I didn't know you could cook.
- I make one thing.

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- Enchiladas, baby.
- Wow.

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Here.

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- Ooh.
- Mmm.

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It's spicy.

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You can handle it.

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Come on.

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Oh, my God.

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I have placemats?

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How am I gonna repay you for all this?

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I only make lean cuisine.

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- I have one idea.
- Done.

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No, it's another idea. But it's related.

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Oh.

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Take tomorrow off.

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From work?

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- I don't do that.
- Just think about it.

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Brady's with his dad,

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I don't have to work until 7:00.
We can spend the whole day together.

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Bet you have a few
personal days stored up.

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Just think about it.

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Truth be told,
Miranda had never taken

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a personal day in her entire career.

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But then again, no one had ever
made her enchiladas before.

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Whoa! Jeez! Whoa!

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- Steve!
- Oh, oh, hey.

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What are you doing here?

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- Ow!
- Oh, my God, are you okay?

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Ow, ow… I see spots.

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Oh, let me take a look at that.

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- Ooh…
- Who the hell are you?

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- What are you doing here?
- I forgot Brady's eardrops.

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- What are you doing here?
- I took a personal day.

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- I'm Robert.
- This is Robert.

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- I'm a doctor.
- He's doctor and my boyfriend.

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I'm sorry. Is it weird that I just
called you that?

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No, I like it.

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Uh, hey, do you wanna help me
here or what?

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Yeah, yeah,
let's take this in the bathroom.

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Can you get some ice?

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Bend your head forward slightly
and have a seat.

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So, how long have you two
been hanging out?

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Oh, about a month.

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I was gonna mention it
when the time was right.

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- I was just waiting for the right time.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh.

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- Apply pressure.
- So, anyway, this is Steve,

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- Brady's dad.
- Good to meet you, Steve.

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Oh, my God. Who's watching the baby?

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My ma… Ow! And Debbie.

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Yeah, it should be fine.
It's just bruised.

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- I'm gonna need a tampon.
- What?

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- What the fuck?
- It's a little trick we use at work,

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and some scissors. Here.

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What are you,
some nose guy or something?

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- No, I'm in sports medicine.
- For the Knicks.

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Adding insult to injury.

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Now, this should do it.

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So, that pretty much solves the problem

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of how Robert and Steve
are going to meet.

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I guess I can check that off
my list of things to do.

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That's horrifying.

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I will continue to be horrified
by that story all day long.

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And poor Steve,

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he was in such a vulnerable position
with the sex and the bloody nose,

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and the doctor boyfriend.

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- Well, you won.
- It's not a competition.

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You're right.

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She's being fucked by a hot,
Black doctor

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and Steve had a tampon up his nose.
No contest.

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Okay, I hate to admit this,

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but there is part of me that took
some pleasure in the whole thing.

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Is that terrible?

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Well, no, it's not as though
you planned it that way.

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- Did you?
- No.

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I'm crazy about Robert.

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So, why do I even care
what Steve thinks?

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Because you've been through
a lot with him.

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Some people just get under your skin
and stay there.

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- When I saw Big the other night…
- Big is in town?

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Yeah, he's here
for a little heart thing.

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What? Is he on the wait list to get one?

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No.

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And you're going to feel
incredibly bad in a minute.

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He's here because
he's having heart surgery.

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Okay, I'm officially a monster.
Please continue.

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No, it's okay.

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It's actually a fairly routine
procedure. They found a blockage…

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Oh, honey.

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I'm sorry.

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This is exactly what happened
the other night when he told me.

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I know, I know he's gonna
be fine. But…

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What is going on with me?

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Yoo hoo, ladies lunching.

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Bitsy Von Muffling had recently
married cabaret singer, Bobby Fine,

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known to everyone, but Bitsy,
as the gayest gay man alive.

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Hi.

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Oh, my goodness. Look at you.

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Can you believe it? Me, pregnant.

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It's a girl. Bobby is so excited,
he's already got two names picked out.

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Judy or Barbara.
We're gonna wait to what she looks like.

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- I like Judy.
- And I owe it all to Dr. Mao.

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Or as we call him Dr. Wow,
acupuncturist slash miracle worker.

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Seriously, I couldn't take it any more
with the IUls and the IVFs

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and the l-give-up.

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Anyway, then I go to this guy,
and poof, I'm with child.

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Just from going to acupuncture?

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I don't know how the hell it works, but
this guy could get a cactus pregnant.

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Anyway, I've got to run.
Or shall I say, waddle.

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- It was great seeing you girls.
- Bye.

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How is that physically possible?
That woman is like 50 years old.

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- And married to a fag.
- I have got to go see that Dr. Mao.

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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I have a three o'clock with Dr. Mao?

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I know someone who tried for five years
and never saw results.

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Did she drink the teas? Religiously?

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Tell her to drink the teas.
They're smelly, but they work.

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My friend Lois got pregnant
on her third visit.

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I knew a woman who was told
she'd never get pregnant ever,

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because she wasn't ovulating.

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And guess what, she's expecting
her fourth this Christmas.

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Yes!

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That's fabulous.

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And then this woman
said that the teas

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and the herbs are really important.

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And I'm just wondering,
because I started

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facility treatments with my first
husband, but now I'm remarried.

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- So, this woman thought that I should…
- Mrs. Goldenblatt,

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I have all that information.

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Let's just concentrate on what
we're doing here, in this room.

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Now, I'll be back in twenty minutes.
Just relax with your own thoughts.

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I knew a woman who was told
she'd never get pregnant ever,

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because she wasn't ovulating.
And guess what,

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she's expecting her fourth
this Christmas.

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From Eastern medicine
on the Upper West Side…

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Hello?

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…to Western medicine
on Upper East Side.

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Hey, kid.

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How are you?

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I'm alive.

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Asshole.

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What did you think? I'd be dead already?

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I don't know.

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- Hospitals scare me.
- Oh, I'm fine. I'm great.

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I've never felt better.

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Boy, you should've seen your face.

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You're such an easy mark.

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Oh, oh. It's Ruby time.

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Ruby's my favorite.

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He says that to all the nurses,
doesn't he?

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It's a safe assumption.

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All right, darling. Come on. Up.

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Oh, that hurts,

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does it?

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Oh boy, there she goes again.

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- All waterworks. Come on, take it easy.
- I'm sorry. Just ignore me.

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Oh, so sweet. She's worried about you.

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Oh, don't cry. You husband will be fine.

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No, no, I'm not. He's not my husband.

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Meanwhile, Samantha welcomed
Smith back from his movie location

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with open arms.

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Now, put your index finger on my clit.

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Oh, good.

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But less pressure.

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Okay, now two fingers.

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A little higher.

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A little bit more to the left.

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Now, you feel that ridge?

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Did you take a directing seminar
while I was gone?

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I did some summer reading.

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Okay, now keep your finger there,
but move your thumb.

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Higher, higher.

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Oh, I missed those hands.

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- So, what do you want to eat?
- Later, without directions,

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Smith tried the most intimate
hand position of all.

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I don't know. What do you feel like?

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Sushi, maybe…

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Or Thai.

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Oh, I just had Thai…

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Babe?

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You okay?

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I have a new sympathy for the disabled.

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What happened to you?

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Oh, I'm fine, I just fell into one
of those hatches on the sidewalk.

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It was stupid.

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Oh, my God, that's my biggest fear.
How did that happen?

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It was Smith's fault.

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He did something to me that
was so perverse.

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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.

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He tried to hold my hand.

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You mean to tell me that
Smith is a hand-holder?

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And to think he once served us food.

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You laugh,
but it's part of a bigger problem.

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Do you know I didn't fuck
a single or a married guy

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the whole time Smith was out of town.
And I'll tell you something else.

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I missed him.

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Well, it sounds to me
like he missed you, too.

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Hence the deviant behavior.

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Like it or not, that little tadpole is
wide open in there for you.

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Life's short,

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you might wanna consider
holding his hand.

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Yuck.

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Okay, it happened again. The crying.
When I visited Big at the hospital.

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- That's three times now.
- I suggest waterproof mascara.

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I finally figured out that the only way
to have Big in my life

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was to block out certain feelings,
and now

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every feeling that I've ever had
is bubbling up all over the place

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with nowhere to go except
out my eyeballs.

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- So, what are you gonna do about it?
- Nothing. There's nothing to do.

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Big is who he is.
He's never gonna change.

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He's limited and I accept that.

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So, he'll go back to Napa,
and I'll go back to not crying.

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- The end.
- Oww.

247
00:13:58,526 --> 00:14:01,068
Honey, if it hurts so much,
why are we going shopping?

248
00:14:01,151 --> 00:14:04,193
I have a broken toe,
not a broken spirit.

249
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,443
Well, come on then. Move that booty.

250
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,110
If New York City's
signature fruit is the apple,

251
00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:17,235
then its signature sound
is the ambulance siren.

252
00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:21,610
It seems like all day,
every day people are getting hurt.

253
00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:24,110
And the whole city has to hear about it.

254
00:14:26,318 --> 00:14:28,943
But what about the injuries
that don't get a siren?

255
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,485
Whether you're falling into a hole
in the street,

256
00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:33,943
or possibly falling back in love.

257
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,110
Just how dangerous is an open heart?

258
00:14:49,943 --> 00:14:51,485
Hello,
Mount Sinai Hospital.

259
00:14:51,568 --> 00:14:55,693
Hi, can I please be connected
to room 817?

260
00:14:55,818 --> 00:14:56,901
Let me see.

261
00:14:57,901 --> 00:14:59,943
That patient left the hospital
this morning.

262
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,068
Well.

263
00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:10,318
- How'd you find me?
- When you weren't at the morgue,

264
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:13,068
I figured you were at the Four Seasons,
and here you are.

265
00:15:13,151 --> 00:15:16,526
You know I'd invite you in, Sniffles.
but I've run out of Kleenex.

266
00:15:16,693 --> 00:15:18,943
Should I call the concierge,
or did you bring your own?

267
00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:21,943
Oh, I'm sorry.

268
00:15:22,026 --> 00:15:24,735
You must have me confused with
someone else.

269
00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:28,985
I'm Candy, your Candy striper.

270
00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:33,318
Stop. Put your coat back on.
Are you trying to kill me?

271
00:15:33,401 --> 00:15:36,943
I can't smoke, I can't drink,
and I can't get excited.

272
00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:38,776
About anything.

273
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,568
I'm in the union.

274
00:15:40,651 --> 00:15:43,443
- I know the rules.
- It's a damn shame, too

275
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,276
because I love a cute candy stripper.

276
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,735
This isn't about stripping,
it's about striping.

277
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:51,360
Hmm, it's a complete waste of
a hotel room, if you ask me.

278
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,318
What are we gonna do now?

279
00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:57,651
Oh, Candy's got a whole bag full
of PG fun in here.

280
00:15:57,776 --> 00:16:00,026
- Oh, goodie.
- Starting with…

281
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:04,318
Dominoes. Classic and day glow.

282
00:16:04,401 --> 00:16:08,110
Dominoes? Why don't you just take off
your dress and kill me now?

283
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,901
- Get it over with.
- Nobody wins with that kind of attitude.

284
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,860
Mmm!

285
00:16:16,568 --> 00:16:20,735
Meanwhile, across town, another
caregiver was taking precautions.

286
00:16:20,818 --> 00:16:22,860
I know, I know. Almost done.

287
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,860
Yeah, there we are. Now we're…

288
00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:34,360
Steve might have gotten
knocked out the other night,

289
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:38,276
but Miranda had no idea
his girlfriend was a knock-out.

290
00:16:38,776 --> 00:16:40,235
- Hey.
- Hi, Miranda.

291
00:16:40,318 --> 00:16:42,526
Hello, it's nice to…

292
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,110
Oh, my gosh.

293
00:16:44,401 --> 00:16:47,276
I'm… I'm fine. Oh, I'm fine.

294
00:16:47,693 --> 00:16:49,943
It's nice to meet you. I'm Miranda.

295
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,110
This is my girlfriend, Debbie.

296
00:16:52,193 --> 00:16:54,568
Are you sure you're okay?
You really came down hard there.

297
00:16:54,651 --> 00:16:57,110
I'm fine, really. Thank you.

298
00:16:57,485 --> 00:17:00,651
Hey there, Bradylicious. Hi.

299
00:17:01,151 --> 00:17:03,901
Oh good, you're back.

300
00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:07,485
Robert, this is Debbie.

301
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,026
- And you remember Steve.
- Yeah.

302
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:13,901
You're sure all right, babe?
'Cause I saw you go flying there.

303
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:15,110
What?

304
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:18,860
I'm fine. It was nothing.

305
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,901
Robert is just over protective,
because he's a doctor.

306
00:17:22,985 --> 00:17:24,651
- Oh.
- For the Knicks.

307
00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:25,818
Get out.

308
00:17:25,901 --> 00:17:27,943
Did you hear that, Stevie? The Knicks!

309
00:17:28,026 --> 00:17:30,193
- Yeah, yeah, I know.
- What a cool job!

310
00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:32,568
- That is, like, crazy cool!
- Yeah.

311
00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:36,026
Debby works for Mastercard,
corporate headquarters.

312
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:37,110
Really?

313
00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:38,943
I have a Mastercard.

314
00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:41,360
You know Steve won't even let me
talk on the phone

315
00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:44,068
when there's a Knicks game on.
Even if I'm in the other room.

316
00:17:44,151 --> 00:17:47,276
- I didn't know you were a Knicks man.
- Yeah, I follow all the New York teams.

317
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:48,818
He lives for the Knicks.

318
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,276
One time he took me to a game,
and our seats were so high up.

319
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,401
- What do they call that section?
- The nosebleed section.

320
00:17:55,485 --> 00:17:57,610
I can usually scrounge up a few
courtside seats,

321
00:17:57,693 --> 00:17:59,026
if you're ever interested.

322
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:00,651
That's okay. I like my seats.

323
00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:03,151
- Take the seats.
- I don't need the seats.

324
00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:04,235
Take the seats.

325
00:18:04,276 --> 00:18:07,818
As Miranda and Steve continued
needling each other on the playground,

326
00:18:08,193 --> 00:18:11,151
Dr. Mao was busy needling
Charlotte in his office.

327
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:15,610
And this time, she was determined to
drown out the voices in her head.

328
00:18:15,985 --> 00:18:20,526
I'll be back in about 20 minutes.
Just try to relax and find your center.

329
00:18:20,985 --> 00:18:21,985
Okay.

330
00:18:34,735 --> 00:18:37,818
Unfortunately, she couldn't
drown out the voices on the street.

331
00:18:41,818 --> 00:18:44,693
When Charlotte opened
her mind to Chinese medicine,

332
00:18:45,026 --> 00:18:48,276
she didn't expect a visit
from the Cuban Liberation Front.

333
00:18:48,985 --> 00:18:50,485
Dr. Mao?

334
00:18:54,526 --> 00:18:56,110
Hello?

335
00:18:56,901 --> 00:18:58,235
Dr. Mao?

336
00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:00,276
I can't get centered.

337
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,610
Is there a quieter room?
'Cause I'm trying to relax

338
00:19:05,693 --> 00:19:07,985
and find my center, but I just can't
do that with all this noise.

339
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,068
Charlotte…

340
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,360
This city will never quiet down.

341
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,776
You're gonna have to learn to
block out that New York noise

342
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,610
and listen only to yourself.

343
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,901
Charlotte was beginning to
think that the solution to her problem

344
00:19:23,985 --> 00:19:27,818
wasn't finding her center,
but finding some earplugs.

345
00:19:29,443 --> 00:19:32,235
No, the actors were cool,
the location was great.

346
00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:33,818
The whole thing was off the hook.

347
00:19:34,985 --> 00:19:36,110
But man, I missed you.

348
00:19:36,193 --> 00:19:40,235
Look, I know where you want
to put your hand

349
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:43,151
and I'm sorry,
but I'm just not that kind of girl.

350
00:19:44,193 --> 00:19:47,276
Samantha, I like you, you like me.

351
00:19:47,776 --> 00:19:49,235
I've had enough of this horseshit.

352
00:19:50,526 --> 00:19:51,985
Just fucking hold my hand.

353
00:19:57,235 --> 00:20:00,485
Fine, but only until my foot heals.

354
00:20:02,693 --> 00:20:07,068
And that's how Samantha
lost her virginity to Smith.

355
00:20:16,610 --> 00:20:19,526
Hmm. You've got too many on that end
and they're crooked.

356
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,318
Especially those last four.

357
00:20:21,401 --> 00:20:25,693
Hey, I'm doing all the heavy lifting
here, you're sitting there like a log.

358
00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:29,735
- I'm in recovery.
- Oh, excuses, excuses.

359
00:20:29,818 --> 00:20:32,068
And they're too closely spaced together.

360
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,276
See, you don't understand the delicate
balance of physics involved in this.

361
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:39,610
Well, that's true, This is really
more your generation's game,

362
00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:42,026
whereas I came of age
in the Parcheesi era.

363
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,526
So I guess this is what we'd
be like in our seventies, huh?

364
00:20:48,401 --> 00:20:49,985
No sex and board games.

365
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:53,276
Oh, you're already thinking about
your next birthday?

366
00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,068
Seriously, kid.

367
00:20:58,318 --> 00:20:59,318
You and me.

368
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,693
The early-bird special.

369
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,776
Yeah, save me a baked potato.
I'll meet you there.

370
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,610
Are you okay?

371
00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:23,693
Oh, my God, you're burning up.
Here come on, let's get you in bed.

372
00:21:23,776 --> 00:21:26,360
Uh-huh, okay.

373
00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:31,610
Uh… Well, it's down to 101.

374
00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:34,360
Well, that's good to hear.

375
00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:36,735
Right.

376
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,985
So, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.

377
00:21:41,193 --> 00:21:43,193
Okay, thank you so much, Doctor.

378
00:21:46,110 --> 00:21:48,651
Well, he thinks you're gonna be fine.

379
00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,443
Is this wash cloth still cold?

380
00:21:52,693 --> 00:21:54,526
Yeah, that feels nice.

381
00:21:54,860 --> 00:21:55,860
Good.

382
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,818
You're an angel, you know that?

383
00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:02,026
Nah, I'm just doing my job.

384
00:22:05,818 --> 00:22:06,818
I'm serious.

385
00:22:08,693 --> 00:22:09,693
What are we doing?

386
00:22:12,235 --> 00:22:13,568
I'm talking about us.

387
00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:18,985
Life's too short.

388
00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:24,485
What are we doing?

389
00:22:35,943 --> 00:22:37,026
I don't know.

390
00:23:04,318 --> 00:23:06,651
It took the best heart surgeon
in New York,

391
00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:09,818
but Big's heart was finally unblocked.

392
00:23:10,276 --> 00:23:12,818
In fact, it was wide open.

393
00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:21,526
The next morning,

394
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:25,026
by the light of day, both injured
parties were rebounding nicely.

395
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:28,110
Hi. Hey, bubs.

396
00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:30,318
- How was he?
- Good.

397
00:23:30,401 --> 00:23:32,485
- A little cranky when he woke up.
- Yeah?

398
00:23:32,818 --> 00:23:33,818
So…

399
00:23:34,985 --> 00:23:38,110
- That was funny the other day.
- Yeah, it was fun.

400
00:23:38,735 --> 00:23:40,651
Wait, did you say it was fun or funny?

401
00:23:40,735 --> 00:23:43,860
I said funny, I think.
But I guess I meant fun.

402
00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:49,360
- Debbie seems really nice.
- Thanks. I think so.

403
00:23:49,943 --> 00:23:51,026
So does Robert…

404
00:23:51,693 --> 00:23:53,901
- Is it Rob, or Robert?
- Robert.

405
00:23:54,193 --> 00:23:57,860
Yeah, He seems like a really good guy.

406
00:23:57,985 --> 00:23:58,985
Yeah.

407
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,485
Miranda.

408
00:24:11,443 --> 00:24:14,151
Hey, morning, Steve. How's that nose?

409
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:15,860
- Hey, little guy.
- Much better.

410
00:24:16,276 --> 00:24:18,610
I keep telling people
that Debbie punched me.

411
00:24:18,693 --> 00:24:20,526
She loves that.

412
00:24:20,901 --> 00:24:22,860
Well, then. I'm outta here.

413
00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:25,568
Hey. Later.

414
00:24:33,401 --> 00:24:36,943
Oh, my God, Charlotte.
Hey, there. Hi, there.

415
00:24:37,026 --> 00:24:40,026
Heather Grayson told me
she saw you at Dr. Mao's.

416
00:24:40,318 --> 00:24:42,735
Didn't you love him?
You feel like a pin cushion, I know,

417
00:24:42,818 --> 00:24:44,485
but can't you feel it working?

418
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,526
- Sort of.
- Well, do you know Isabelle Reed?

419
00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:50,651
Horrible woman.
But she's got a great story.

420
00:24:50,776 --> 00:24:51,901
She tried everything,

421
00:24:51,985 --> 00:24:54,318
and I mean everything,
before she went to Dr. Mao.

422
00:24:54,401 --> 00:24:57,485
Anyway, she started going four times
a week, taking the herbs.

423
00:24:57,568 --> 00:24:59,776
You have to take the herbs.
Are you taking the herbs?

424
00:25:01,026 --> 00:25:03,193
It turned out that Dr. Mao
was a miracle worker.

425
00:25:03,276 --> 00:25:05,151
Because in just two short sessions,

426
00:25:05,401 --> 00:25:09,610
he taught Charlotte to block out all the
New York noise she didn't need to hear.

427
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:20,318
Hey.

428
00:25:21,110 --> 00:25:22,318
How long have you been up?

429
00:25:22,776 --> 00:25:23,985
Just a few minutes.

430
00:25:24,485 --> 00:25:25,568
How are you feeling?

431
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:26,943
Better.

432
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,901
I feel like myself again.

433
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,693
- Let's see.
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

434
00:25:33,526 --> 00:25:34,526
Excuse me.

435
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,485
It was a shift imperceptible
to anyone but me.

436
00:25:47,818 --> 00:25:50,776
But I knew Big's heart had closed again.

437
00:25:52,401 --> 00:25:55,568
Maybe it would reopen in another
five years, maybe it wouldn't.

438
00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:00,110
But I knew myself well enough
to know that that's not enough.

439
00:26:06,026 --> 00:26:07,943
Hey, I'm gonna order breakfast.
What do you want?

440
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:11,193
Just get me some cornflakes
and juice. Thanks.

441
00:26:11,943 --> 00:26:15,401
For the first time all week,
I didn't feel like crying.

442
00:26:24,735 --> 00:26:26,151
Life's too short.

443
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:32,151
Do you believe in what you see

444
00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:38,276
Motionless wheel
Nothing is real

445
00:26:39,276 --> 00:26:44,443
Wasting my time
In the waiting line

446
00:26:45,235 --> 00:26:50,651
Do you believe in
What you see

447
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,901
Everyone's saying different things to me

448
00:26:53,985 --> 00:26:57,110
Different things to me

449
00:26:57,193 --> 00:27:00,026
Everyone's saying different things to me

450
00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:02,818
Different things to me

451
00:27:02,901 --> 00:27:06,235
Everyone's saying different things to me

452
00:27:06,318 --> 00:27:07,776
Different things to me

453
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,110
Everyone's saying different things to me

454
00:27:12,193 --> 00:27:14,693
Different things to me

455
00:27:15,776 --> 00:27:20,818
Do you believe
In what you see

456
00:27:20,901 --> 00:27:24,901
Motionless wheel

457
00:27:24,985 --> 00:27:26,901
Nothing is real

458
00:27:27,818 --> 00:27:30,776
Wasting my time

459
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:33,193
In the waiting line

460
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,276
Do you believe in

461
00:27:36,568 --> 00:27:39,360
What you see