1 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,890 Okay. Come on, let's hurry. 2 00:00:57,973 --> 00:00:59,723 - Uh-uh, I'm not dressed to hustle. - Oh. 3 00:00:59,848 --> 00:01:02,556 When Charlotte and I heard that there was a woman in Chelsea 4 00:01:02,681 --> 00:01:04,265 not talking or eating… 5 00:01:05,431 --> 00:01:07,098 We were there in a New York minute. 6 00:01:18,848 --> 00:01:21,306 And she's doing this for how long? 7 00:01:21,473 --> 00:01:24,848 Sixteen days, 24 hours a day. 8 00:01:25,348 --> 00:01:28,056 - This is day six. - It gets worse? 9 00:01:29,598 --> 00:01:32,181 "By changing my personal energy field, 10 00:01:32,265 --> 00:01:34,806 I'm attempting to change the energy field in this room 11 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:39,306 and perhaps that energy shift will shift the energy of the world." 12 00:01:39,806 --> 00:01:41,973 Good for her. So pasties for lunch? 13 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,015 When I was working in the galleries, 14 00:01:44,473 --> 00:01:47,556 performance art was more theater than installation. 15 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:50,223 She's moved it to the next level. 16 00:01:50,473 --> 00:01:53,515 Well, girlfriend needs to move a comb through her hair. 17 00:01:53,598 --> 00:01:55,390 She has company. 18 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:29,265 There's a man over there staring at me. 19 00:02:29,890 --> 00:02:30,890 Where? 20 00:02:31,181 --> 00:02:32,348 Over there. 21 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:38,223 Oh. 22 00:02:38,973 --> 00:02:40,348 He's not there. 23 00:02:43,265 --> 00:02:45,848 Can you tell Circe that Charlotte 24 00:02:45,931 --> 00:02:48,431 from Hisgallerian Spring Street sends her very best? 25 00:02:52,015 --> 00:02:53,390 Okay, that's him again. 26 00:02:55,223 --> 00:02:56,223 Oh, my God. 27 00:02:57,056 --> 00:02:59,723 That's Aleksandr Petrovsky, the artist. 28 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:01,473 He is the… 29 00:03:07,223 --> 00:03:08,723 - Thank you very much. - Would you like to keep it? 30 00:03:08,806 --> 00:03:09,806 No. it's okay. 31 00:03:09,973 --> 00:03:13,181 - Um, excuse me, Mr. Petrovsky. - Yes? 32 00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:14,890 I don't mean to bother you, but… 33 00:03:15,181 --> 00:03:17,556 I just have to say thank you. 34 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:20,765 When I first moved to New York and I was working in the galleries, 35 00:03:20,848 --> 00:03:23,931 your Abstract Number 1 was my first important sale. 36 00:03:24,765 --> 00:03:27,473 - Hmm. - And this is such a thrill. 37 00:03:28,056 --> 00:03:31,348 I mean, you defined the '70s in terms of progressive… 38 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:34,640 And what did you think about this work today? 39 00:03:34,723 --> 00:03:36,848 Very moving. Significant. 40 00:03:37,515 --> 00:03:38,890 And what do you think? 41 00:03:39,931 --> 00:03:41,015 It was good. 42 00:03:41,473 --> 00:03:43,515 But you thought it was funny. 43 00:03:44,556 --> 00:03:45,931 I heard you laugh. 44 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:47,765 I'm not very arty. 45 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:50,473 You don't think it's significant? 46 00:03:50,556 --> 00:03:52,015 Oh, please. 47 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:55,056 There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing 48 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,473 as her and not calling it art. 49 00:03:56,556 --> 00:03:58,765 I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, 50 00:03:58,848 --> 00:04:02,223 it's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call. 51 00:04:02,306 --> 00:04:03,390 She's kidding. 52 00:04:03,473 --> 00:04:06,515 And frankly, I don't buy the whole 24 hours not eating thing. 53 00:04:06,598 --> 00:04:09,056 I bet if anyone bothered to come down here at 3:00 in the morning, 54 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:10,473 she wouldn't even be up there. 55 00:04:10,556 --> 00:04:12,431 She'd be around the corner having a Big Mac. 56 00:04:13,015 --> 00:04:14,848 Why do you think she has the life ladders? 57 00:04:15,306 --> 00:04:17,473 To keep her from running out for a snack. 58 00:04:17,806 --> 00:04:19,098 And who are you? 59 00:04:19,348 --> 00:04:20,681 What do you mean? 60 00:04:21,056 --> 00:04:22,890 - Your name? - Oh… 61 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:24,515 I'm Carrie Bradshaw. 62 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,223 You are comic? 63 00:04:27,973 --> 00:04:31,306 And I'm Charlotte York. I mean, Goldenblatt. 64 00:04:31,806 --> 00:04:32,890 I forgot my married name. 65 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:37,306 I just got married, so… Can I just say, again, 66 00:04:37,681 --> 00:04:41,640 how very, very important your work is? 67 00:04:42,431 --> 00:04:43,515 So… 68 00:04:45,473 --> 00:04:47,598 Oh, my God. 69 00:04:47,681 --> 00:04:50,723 We just met Aleksandr Petrovsky. 70 00:04:52,181 --> 00:04:53,515 "You are comic?" 71 00:04:57,265 --> 00:04:59,848 That night over at new couple central. 72 00:05:00,556 --> 00:05:01,500 Mmm-hmm! 73 00:05:01,515 --> 00:05:05,515 Hot pizza and in less than 30 minutes, I think I missed my calling. 74 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:08,390 You just pass by me without a kiss? 75 00:05:08,473 --> 00:05:10,223 I wanted to wait until I can use my hands. 76 00:05:10,306 --> 00:05:12,265 Uh-huh, oh! 77 00:05:16,890 --> 00:05:17,890 See? 78 00:05:19,931 --> 00:05:21,598 What's with the little pizza box? 79 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,431 Ah. 80 00:05:24,431 --> 00:05:28,681 One is a pizza, the other is a surprise for you after the pizza. 81 00:05:29,098 --> 00:05:30,306 Oh. 82 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:31,375 After. 83 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:33,140 - I love surprises. - Yeah? 84 00:05:33,306 --> 00:05:34,640 What are we drinking? Wine? 85 00:05:36,931 --> 00:05:39,015 Oh, damn. 86 00:05:39,390 --> 00:05:40,390 What? 87 00:05:40,765 --> 00:05:42,473 One of my guys busted his knee. 88 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:45,056 - I have to go to the hospital. - Oh. 89 00:05:45,306 --> 00:05:48,265 What are 6'8" pro basketball stars doing on a skateboard? 90 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,348 I don't know. 91 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:51,806 Hey. Don't wait up. 92 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,890 I'll see you tomorrow. 93 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,223 All right, then. 94 00:05:58,723 --> 00:05:59,973 Good night, beautiful. 95 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:09,640 There they were. The sweetest words you could ever say. 96 00:06:09,765 --> 00:06:11,890 In the sweetest way you could ever say them. 97 00:06:19,265 --> 00:06:22,265 Turns out Miranda didn't like surprises as much as she thought. 98 00:06:28,848 --> 00:06:30,640 Last night Robert said I love you. 99 00:06:31,223 --> 00:06:33,431 Wow. That's wonderful. 100 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,681 On a cookie. 101 00:06:35,431 --> 00:06:37,348 I need more information. 102 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,890 He brought it over, I guess as a surprise. 103 00:06:39,973 --> 00:06:42,431 But before we got to it he had to leave 104 00:06:42,890 --> 00:06:45,765 and then I panicked and I ate the entire thing. 105 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:47,890 Because? 106 00:06:48,265 --> 00:06:50,390 If it wasn't there, I wouldn't have to deal with it. 107 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,515 Oh. Uh-huh. 108 00:06:52,598 --> 00:06:56,765 Now was it the fact that he said it on a cookie or that he said it period? 109 00:06:57,265 --> 00:06:58,598 Had to be the cookie. 110 00:06:59,765 --> 00:07:02,306 Robert is great… Right? 111 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:06,473 Well… I didn't wanna be the one to have to tell you this about him 112 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:10,473 but… He's perfect. I'm sorry. 113 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,473 If your best friend can't tell you who will? 114 00:07:13,556 --> 00:07:16,015 He is perfect. Really. 115 00:07:16,098 --> 00:07:20,098 You should see how cute he is helping plan Brady's birthday party. 116 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:23,723 Oh. Brady is one year old. 117 00:07:24,306 --> 00:07:26,681 And yet I haven't aged a day. 118 00:07:28,223 --> 00:07:30,556 Saturday afternoon, my house. 119 00:07:30,890 --> 00:07:32,890 Just us, some of Steve's family. 120 00:07:33,181 --> 00:07:34,723 I'm not coming if there's a clown. 121 00:07:35,598 --> 00:07:36,583 No clown. 122 00:07:36,598 --> 00:07:39,140 Good. Nothing scarier than a clown. 123 00:07:40,306 --> 00:07:42,181 - Oh, we're gonna be four. Thanks. - Okay. 124 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:43,765 What are you getting? 125 00:07:47,223 --> 00:07:49,806 Yes. I need glasses and I am not ashamed. 126 00:07:50,265 --> 00:07:53,681 I have a sexy young man who loves to fuck me and I'm fabulous. 127 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,181 Have you considered putting that on a T-shirt? 128 00:07:56,265 --> 00:07:58,973 Are those the kind you get at the drugstore next to the Bengay? 129 00:07:59,056 --> 00:08:01,181 How dare you! These are Chanel. 130 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,306 - There you go. - Thank you. 131 00:08:05,556 --> 00:08:09,306 Hey. Have you ever heard of that artist Aleksandr Petrovsky? 132 00:08:09,473 --> 00:08:10,375 Who? 133 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,265 Aleksandr Petrovsky? Oh, my God. 134 00:08:13,598 --> 00:08:16,431 He was the number one hot guy at Studio 54. 135 00:08:16,515 --> 00:08:18,848 Dated every top super model in the '70s. 136 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:22,973 Oh, my nipples are getting hard just thinking about him. Why? 137 00:08:23,056 --> 00:08:24,515 I met him yesterday. 138 00:08:24,598 --> 00:08:26,931 No. How did he look? Is he still gorgeous? 139 00:08:27,015 --> 00:08:28,431 - We need more time. - Okay. 140 00:08:28,973 --> 00:08:30,723 Where did you meet? What's he like? 141 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:36,598 Well… We met at a gallery and he was odd. 142 00:08:36,681 --> 00:08:39,223 How old is he now? Let me see. 143 00:08:39,306 --> 00:08:41,515 When I was 22. He was about 30. 144 00:08:41,598 --> 00:08:46,806 Studio 54 was '79. So, that would make him, what? 53. 145 00:08:47,348 --> 00:08:48,973 And that would make you… 146 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:51,515 I'm forty-fucking-five. 147 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,640 I have nothing to hide. 148 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,890 Hello. 149 00:09:02,431 --> 00:09:03,431 What? 150 00:09:03,598 --> 00:09:04,598 I'm pregnant. 151 00:09:05,556 --> 00:09:07,515 Congratulations! 152 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:09,848 Oh, my God. 153 00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:12,431 It's very, very early. But I am. 154 00:09:12,848 --> 00:09:14,306 I just heard from the doctor. 155 00:09:14,390 --> 00:09:17,181 We don't know if it's the acupuncture or all of the herbs that I've been taking 156 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:21,098 or maybe Harry and I are just a better fit or whatever but I am. I'm pregnant. 157 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:22,890 How far along are you? 158 00:09:22,973 --> 00:09:24,265 About three weeks. 159 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:26,931 Oh, please excuse me. 160 00:09:31,473 --> 00:09:32,765 What was that? 161 00:09:32,848 --> 00:09:34,015 Well, I'm growing it out. 162 00:09:34,348 --> 00:09:35,640 My hair. Down there. 163 00:09:36,223 --> 00:09:37,890 Smith enjoys a full bush. 164 00:09:38,973 --> 00:09:40,431 Isn't this great? 165 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,556 Everything is exactly like it always is… 166 00:09:44,306 --> 00:09:45,681 But I'm pregnant. 167 00:09:47,723 --> 00:09:50,056 One lazy Wednesday afternoon later… 168 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,416 Hello. 169 00:09:51,431 --> 00:09:54,056 Uh, hello. Good afternoon. I'm… 170 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,348 Wrong number sorry. 171 00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:05,916 Hello. 172 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,431 I'm sorry, um… 173 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:10,181 Yes, I'm sorry too. Wrong number. 174 00:10:25,598 --> 00:10:27,015 Yes? 175 00:10:27,098 --> 00:10:31,515 I'm afraid it's me again. I have really… A bit of trouble here. 176 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,390 Sir. I cannot understand you. 177 00:10:34,473 --> 00:10:37,556 This is Aleksandr Petrovsky calling for Carrie Bradshaw. 178 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,931 Oh. I'll get her. Hold on. 179 00:10:46,723 --> 00:10:48,181 Carrie. 180 00:10:51,431 --> 00:10:54,390 - Hello? - That was you before. Yes? 181 00:10:54,723 --> 00:10:56,056 Sounded just like you. 182 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:59,640 Oh, no. That was my sister. She's visiting. 183 00:10:59,806 --> 00:11:01,098 Oh, that's nice. 184 00:11:01,598 --> 00:11:03,473 I hope you don't mind me calling you. 185 00:11:03,556 --> 00:11:06,098 I got this number from the friend of yours 186 00:11:06,181 --> 00:11:09,181 who knows the girl who works at the gallery at Circe. 187 00:11:09,265 --> 00:11:10,306 I hope it's okay. 188 00:11:10,681 --> 00:11:12,056 Okay. 189 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:14,015 Are you still laughing at that artist? 190 00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:16,765 Excuse me? 191 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:19,765 Saying that she eats all night. Big Macs. 192 00:11:19,848 --> 00:11:22,973 Well, I'm sticking to my guns. 193 00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:24,390 I thought you would, so… 194 00:11:24,473 --> 00:11:28,265 Let's go see her at 3:00 a.m. to be sure. 195 00:11:29,223 --> 00:11:30,765 How's Saturday for you? 196 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,765 You're not serious. 197 00:11:33,056 --> 00:11:35,181 I am serious. She is serious. 198 00:11:35,848 --> 00:11:37,890 You're the one who's not serious. 199 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,848 You're expecting me to get out of bed 200 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:43,681 and go meet you at some art gallery at 3:00 a.m? 201 00:11:44,056 --> 00:11:50,181 Not 3:00. Let's say 1:00. We'll have dinner first. At the Russian Samovar? 202 00:11:50,265 --> 00:11:52,015 1:00 a.m, a mysterious place? 203 00:11:52,098 --> 00:11:54,973 I'm not going to get sold into white slavery, am I? 204 00:11:55,806 --> 00:11:57,556 I don't know what this means. 205 00:11:58,681 --> 00:12:00,431 It was a joke. 206 00:12:01,056 --> 00:12:05,098 Okay. Comic. Goodbye. 207 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,140 Hello again. 208 00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:26,306 Carrie. It's Harry. 209 00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:29,098 Harry. Hi. What's wrong? 210 00:12:31,556 --> 00:12:32,890 What happened? 211 00:12:32,973 --> 00:12:35,806 It just… You know… Went away. 212 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,098 Doctor says it happens all the time. 213 00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:39,765 How is she? 214 00:12:40,265 --> 00:12:41,306 Not good. 215 00:12:42,306 --> 00:12:45,348 She's just been sort of sitting and staring since this morning. 216 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,306 She didn't want me to call anybody, but I thought… 217 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,890 No, you did the right thing. 218 00:12:49,473 --> 00:12:52,348 She's in the living room. I told her you were coming. 219 00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:57,681 How are you? 220 00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,473 You know… 221 00:13:16,723 --> 00:13:19,890 Hi. This is awful. I'm so sorry. 222 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:23,056 The doctor said the good news is we got pregnant. 223 00:13:23,431 --> 00:13:27,098 He said lots of woman miscarry and go on to have perfectly healthy kids. 224 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:32,806 It's true. Shall I get you some mint tea? How about that? 225 00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:35,223 I can't go to Brady's party on Saturday. 226 00:13:35,765 --> 00:13:38,515 Okay. She'll understand. 227 00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:47,556 Napkins. Cups. Party favors. 228 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,473 Done. Done. Done. 229 00:13:49,556 --> 00:13:52,056 Now on Saturday, all Steve has to do is bring the cake. 230 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:55,640 - What kind? - Chocolates with white icing. 231 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,973 Baby's first sugar. Look out. 232 00:14:00,390 --> 00:14:01,973 You like chocolate, don't you? 233 00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:03,390 Mmm? 234 00:14:03,848 --> 00:14:06,431 Well, you haven't mentioned anything about the cookie. 235 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,306 You know what? Yes, I was. 236 00:14:10,431 --> 00:14:12,140 If you give me a minute. 237 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,056 That's five days ago. 238 00:14:16,390 --> 00:14:20,306 I'm embarrassed. I ate the whole thing. 239 00:14:21,848 --> 00:14:24,223 - It was delicious. - Good. 240 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:27,265 What about what is said? 241 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:33,931 Sweet. So sweet. 242 00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:38,265 I love you, Jules. 243 00:14:38,515 --> 00:14:39,765 I love you, Mimi. 244 00:14:40,598 --> 00:14:42,640 Loved you ever since I first saw you. 245 00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:46,640 Feel so right to finally say it. 246 00:14:47,306 --> 00:14:49,640 Don't have to hold the words back anymore. 247 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:54,390 I love you, Jules. I love you. 248 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,291 Hello. 249 00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:07,848 I am so fucked up. I am so fucked up. 250 00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:10,056 Okay, we need to divide and conquer. What's going on? 251 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:13,681 I can't say I love you. I just can't. It's not in my DNA. 252 00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:17,723 And everywhere I look, it is just flying out of people's mouths. 253 00:15:18,223 --> 00:15:19,556 Whose mouths is it flying out of? 254 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,765 Everyone. Jules and Mimi. 255 00:15:21,848 --> 00:15:22,833 They're fictional. 256 00:15:22,848 --> 00:15:24,973 But they say it. Robert said it. 257 00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:26,848 He said it on a cookie. 258 00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:29,306 I am so fucked up. 259 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,140 Robert asked about the cookie and it was 260 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,306 the perfect time to say it and I couldn't. 261 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,348 He was just hanging there waiting and I couldn't. 262 00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:40,223 I am never gonna be happy. 263 00:15:41,015 --> 00:15:42,515 Just not gonna happen for me. 264 00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,098 Do you love him? 265 00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:47,765 How can I love him if I can't even say the words? 266 00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:49,083 Well… 267 00:15:49,098 --> 00:15:52,806 I always thought that when the right guy came along all of my bullshit 268 00:15:52,931 --> 00:15:54,681 would calm down and go away and the words 269 00:15:54,765 --> 00:15:56,515 would just fall out of my mouth 270 00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:59,306 because I would know he was the one. 271 00:16:00,265 --> 00:16:01,265 And here he is. 272 00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:04,765 The perfect guy. And I… 273 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:10,306 Is he the one? I don't know. I don't know. 274 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:13,098 Because I am so fucked up. 275 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,973 And I am gonna ruin my life. 276 00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:17,431 Stop. It's too late to ruin your life. 277 00:16:17,515 --> 00:16:21,015 The only thing you're gonna ruin tonight is your night and mine. 278 00:16:22,556 --> 00:16:23,598 I was kidding. 279 00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:25,890 I'm laughing on the inside. 280 00:16:25,973 --> 00:16:29,890 Okay, listen. Get a good night sleep, see how you feel tomorrow. 281 00:16:30,098 --> 00:16:33,765 Turn off Jules and Mimi and go to bed. 282 00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:35,973 You've seen enough love for one night. 283 00:16:36,056 --> 00:16:37,181 You're right. 284 00:16:38,973 --> 00:16:42,723 You know what used to make me feel better? Cookies… 285 00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:45,140 - Good night. - Good night. 286 00:16:48,556 --> 00:16:50,140 I blame Valentine's Day. 287 00:16:50,515 --> 00:16:54,556 Hundreds upon hundreds of cards all decreeing you're the one. 288 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,681 Just imagine the hundreds and hundreds of wrenching late night phone calls 289 00:16:59,765 --> 00:17:01,515 all over this one idea. 290 00:17:01,765 --> 00:17:03,556 And it's not just with love. 291 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:07,098 It seems we're always looking for that one thing to make our lives complete. 292 00:17:07,306 --> 00:17:10,556 That job, that chance, that family. 293 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:12,181 I couldn't help but wonder, 294 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,598 when will waiting for the one be done? 295 00:17:26,515 --> 00:17:29,556 Samantha was never a woman who looked for the one. 296 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:34,181 But today, she found one. 297 00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:40,473 A grey one. 298 00:17:57,931 --> 00:18:01,515 She figured a box in the hand was better than one in the bush. 299 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,181 Ahhh! 300 00:18:03,556 --> 00:18:08,640 Turns out, left on too long, Nice & Simple was not so nice. 301 00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:14,056 - Here we go. Happy birthday. - Hey, birthday boy. 302 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,556 - Dada… - How are you? 303 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,640 Yes. 304 00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:19,098 Who got the clown? 305 00:18:20,056 --> 00:18:22,806 - I did. - Hey, Ma. 306 00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:27,265 I got my grandson a clown. The kids love it. 307 00:18:28,098 --> 00:18:31,640 - Brady's the only kid. - Well, I paid him. 308 00:18:32,598 --> 00:18:34,973 He can open the door or something. 309 00:18:35,556 --> 00:18:39,473 Put that cake somewhere cool where it won't get knocked over. 310 00:18:39,723 --> 00:18:41,640 Um… Laundry room. 311 00:18:42,265 --> 00:18:45,056 And tell the clown to open the door. 312 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:50,140 I hope you're not insulted I brought my own beer. 313 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:53,098 No. Not at all. 314 00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:58,556 - Hi, Ma. - Debbie. There's my Debbie. 315 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:04,181 - Oh, Miranda, the baby looks so cute. - Thanks. 316 00:19:04,348 --> 00:19:07,390 - God bless him. - Hey, you want a beer? 317 00:19:07,473 --> 00:19:09,973 Uh… Sure. 318 00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:12,473 Did you see my clown? 319 00:19:16,431 --> 00:19:18,265 Hey. 320 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,515 - Thanks for coming. - Of course. 321 00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:27,140 - How is she? - The same. Just stares at the TV. 322 00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:29,306 She said she wasn't strong enough to come. 323 00:19:29,431 --> 00:19:30,931 I don't know what to do. 324 00:19:31,056 --> 00:19:34,390 She'll be okay. She just has to feel it. 325 00:19:35,931 --> 00:19:37,890 - Come on, there's food. - Good. 326 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,806 This is the story of Elizabeth Taylor. 327 00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:48,973 The E! True Hollywood Story. 328 00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:51,390 We'll give you an exclusive revealing look 329 00:19:51,473 --> 00:19:53,806 at one of Hollywood's greatest treasures. 330 00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:58,306 A talented and courageous woman who was above all, a survivor. 331 00:20:11,056 --> 00:20:13,640 - Here you are. - I was told there'd be no clowns. 332 00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:17,806 - Nothing scarier than a clown. - I need to talk to you in private. 333 00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:19,931 All right, well, you'll have to wait till I get something to eat. 334 00:20:20,015 --> 00:20:20,958 I'm starving. 335 00:20:20,973 --> 00:20:22,140 - Here. - Oh. 336 00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:23,431 Come. 337 00:20:33,681 --> 00:20:34,681 Okay. 338 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:38,348 What is so important that it couldn't wait? 339 00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:39,765 I found a gray hair. 340 00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:43,931 - In the food? - In my hair. Down there. 341 00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:49,515 - What am I going to do? It's a disaster. - It's not a disaster. 342 00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:52,015 It's all part of getting older. You said that yourself. 343 00:20:52,098 --> 00:20:54,681 My eyes getting old is one thing, but this… 344 00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:58,348 This cannot get old. What will Smith think? 345 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:01,181 Smith is well aware of the fact that you're older. 346 00:21:01,265 --> 00:21:06,265 Older not old and this is old. No man wants to fuck grandma's pussy. 347 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:11,181 Oh, God. This is a child's birthday party. 348 00:21:11,515 --> 00:21:15,265 I was going to tweeze but if you pluck it, six more will come to its funeral. 349 00:21:15,848 --> 00:21:17,515 Well, that's what they say. 350 00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:21,723 - Bye. - Stop. Please? 351 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:26,515 - I'm not telling you the whole story. - It gets worse? 352 00:21:26,598 --> 00:21:27,598 I dyed it. 353 00:21:28,223 --> 00:21:29,640 And I left it on too long, 354 00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,473 - and it's the wrong color. - Okay. 355 00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:36,640 You have ten seconds and then I'm leaving. Ten, nine… 356 00:21:36,723 --> 00:21:38,890 It's red. And when Smith sees it, 357 00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:40,931 I'm going to have to explain why it's red. 358 00:21:41,015 --> 00:21:42,306 Five, four, three… 359 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:44,098 Carrie, I don't think you get the magnitude of this. 360 00:21:44,181 --> 00:21:47,265 - Two, one. - I'm Bozo the Bush. 361 00:21:49,306 --> 00:21:52,306 Turns out, there is something scarier than a clown. 362 00:21:52,473 --> 00:21:55,890 Elizabeth endured a difficult tracheotomy operation, 363 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,598 hovering near death for three days. 364 00:21:58,848 --> 00:22:02,973 Elizabeth Taylor's story is an epic. And an inspiration. 365 00:22:03,098 --> 00:22:08,556 Now is the time for guts and guile. 366 00:22:09,306 --> 00:22:11,640 This is the story of one of Hollywood's… 367 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,140 - Everything's so nice, Miranda. - Thanks. 368 00:22:43,348 --> 00:22:45,140 I'm real glad everything worked out. 369 00:22:45,473 --> 00:22:49,556 You and Robert. Me and Steve. 'Cause I really love him. 370 00:22:56,181 --> 00:22:57,806 There's my girl. 371 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:02,098 I got my pipes all warmed up to sing. 372 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,223 - And where's that cake? - I'll get it. 373 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:08,265 Hey, hey, hey. Are you okay? 374 00:23:18,806 --> 00:23:19,848 Okay. 375 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:30,598 Hold up. Hold on. Forget those wimpy little ones. 376 00:23:30,723 --> 00:23:32,723 Wait till you see what I got here. 377 00:23:33,765 --> 00:23:35,223 Look at that. Huh? 378 00:23:38,473 --> 00:23:41,181 I love you. I love you, Steve. 379 00:23:41,515 --> 00:23:43,723 I'm sorry, I should never have said that. 380 00:23:43,806 --> 00:23:47,140 It's just that… I love you and I fucked everything up 381 00:23:47,223 --> 00:23:48,640 and now it's too late. 382 00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:52,598 I'm sorry I'm doing this. I'm sorry. Please don't look at me. 383 00:23:56,015 --> 00:23:57,765 I love you too. 384 00:24:01,348 --> 00:24:02,556 You do? 385 00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:06,890 I mean, come on. 386 00:24:07,931 --> 00:24:09,681 What about Debbie? 387 00:24:11,306 --> 00:24:15,056 I know but… Miranda. 388 00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:17,181 You're the one. 389 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,556 - We'll get the cake. - We're getting the candle. 390 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,223 Hello. Where is cake? 391 00:24:27,306 --> 00:24:30,056 Will you look at the candle that Steve brought? 392 00:24:36,806 --> 00:24:38,265 Look at the candle. 393 00:24:45,223 --> 00:24:51,598 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 394 00:24:52,056 --> 00:24:56,306 Happy birthday, dear Brady 395 00:24:56,390 --> 00:25:00,223 Happy birthday to you 396 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,223 Make a wish, Brady. 397 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,640 Did you make a wish? 398 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,848 Give me a kiss. 399 00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:27,306 Three weeks later, Miranda and Steve got their wish. 400 00:25:27,723 --> 00:25:29,181 They were back together. 401 00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:37,056 From a one-year-old's birthday party to a 1:00 a.m. dinner party. 402 00:25:38,140 --> 00:25:41,556 Hi. I'm here to meet Aleksandr Petrovsky. 403 00:25:42,181 --> 00:25:43,390 Upstairs. 404 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,473 Good evening. 405 00:26:09,515 --> 00:26:12,431 - Don't you mean good morning? - You look lovely. 406 00:26:13,181 --> 00:26:16,598 - Oh, I'm just wearing my pajamas. - You know you're late. 407 00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:19,765 - It's 1:03. - Sorry. I don't wear a watch. 408 00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:22,015 How do you ever know your time? 409 00:26:22,098 --> 00:26:24,431 I find that someone will always tell me. 410 00:26:25,681 --> 00:26:27,681 1:03 did you say? 411 00:26:28,931 --> 00:26:29,931 1:04. 412 00:26:33,556 --> 00:26:36,681 Well, it's very red downstairs. 413 00:26:37,098 --> 00:26:41,265 Sadly, it's what's expected of Russia. 414 00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:43,890 So, what's all this? 415 00:26:44,598 --> 00:26:46,806 Potatoes, with little dill. 416 00:26:47,348 --> 00:26:48,431 Herring. 417 00:26:48,848 --> 00:26:53,598 Beet salad. More red and veal in aspic. 418 00:26:54,890 --> 00:27:00,681 What exactly is aspic? Kind of a meat Jell-O? 419 00:27:01,348 --> 00:27:03,140 Try it. It's yummy. 420 00:27:03,765 --> 00:27:05,390 Do you always eat this late at night? 421 00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:08,431 I usually work all night. For me, it's not late. 422 00:27:08,556 --> 00:27:12,015 - You work all night painting? - Yeah. Painting, sculpture, whatever. 423 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:15,181 I have a bit of an art question. 424 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,098 - As you know, Aleksandr… - Aleksandr. 425 00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:21,473 - Oh. - Aleksandr. 426 00:27:22,806 --> 00:27:23,931 Alexander. 427 00:27:24,265 --> 00:27:25,306 Say Alek. 428 00:27:26,265 --> 00:27:28,431 - Alek. - Aleksandr. 429 00:27:29,556 --> 00:27:30,890 Alexander. 430 00:27:31,390 --> 00:27:33,806 - Call me Bob. - Okay. 431 00:27:38,015 --> 00:27:44,015 So, I'm a writer. I write a column for a newspaper. 432 00:27:45,473 --> 00:27:46,848 Congratulations. 433 00:27:55,765 --> 00:27:56,765 Drink? 434 00:27:57,181 --> 00:27:59,056 - Um, what are you drinking? - Water. 435 00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:03,015 Oh. In that case, I will have a vodka martini please. 436 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,848 - Thank you. - Merci. 437 00:28:06,056 --> 00:28:07,390 Well, Bob… 438 00:28:08,098 --> 00:28:10,890 This is the latest I've been up in quite a while. 439 00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:13,181 I even had to take a little disco nap. 440 00:28:13,306 --> 00:28:14,515 Do you remember those? 441 00:28:15,515 --> 00:28:19,806 My spies tell me you were quite the regular at Studio 54. 442 00:28:20,056 --> 00:28:22,140 That must have been an amazing time. 443 00:28:26,306 --> 00:28:28,723 Why don't you tell me about that? 444 00:28:29,890 --> 00:28:31,806 What is there to remember? 445 00:28:32,306 --> 00:28:35,181 Martha Graham's face, Andy Warhol's wig. 446 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:39,140 That's about it. I rarely think about the past. 447 00:28:39,223 --> 00:28:43,890 What I care about… What can happen today, tonight. 448 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:48,223 What may happen tomorrow. Yes? 449 00:28:50,556 --> 00:28:51,598 Yes. 450 00:28:59,056 --> 00:29:02,306 I have something to show you and I don't want you to freak out. 451 00:29:06,473 --> 00:29:10,390 Oh, man. Where'd it all go? 452 00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:12,806 - I shaved. - Bummer. 453 00:29:13,556 --> 00:29:16,848 Look. I know you enjoy a full bush. 454 00:29:17,473 --> 00:29:19,515 But there's something I should tell you. 455 00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:23,306 There is one moment in every relationship 456 00:29:23,723 --> 00:29:26,890 where you risk letting someone know the real you. 457 00:29:27,556 --> 00:29:29,973 I'm a working woman and I don't have time 458 00:29:30,056 --> 00:29:32,181 for you to be down there searching for it. 459 00:29:32,931 --> 00:29:37,431 So. I wanted to make everything nice and simple. 460 00:29:37,765 --> 00:29:39,806 This was not that moment. 461 00:29:40,598 --> 00:29:42,223 How long have you lived in New York? 462 00:29:42,473 --> 00:29:45,431 Long time. Off and on. Paris, London. 463 00:29:45,515 --> 00:29:49,015 A few other places. I like New York. It's honest. 464 00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:50,306 Honest? 465 00:29:50,515 --> 00:29:55,765 There's no big smile on its face. It's dark, painful. I like it. 466 00:29:56,431 --> 00:29:58,848 Okay. You are way too Russian. 467 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,390 You'd get a girl out of bed to tell her you like pain? 468 00:30:03,348 --> 00:30:07,015 It's 2:00 in the morning. Lighten up, Bob. 469 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:09,306 Don't you know any jokes? 470 00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:12,098 More meat? 471 00:30:12,348 --> 00:30:14,056 Fruit and tea. 472 00:30:14,681 --> 00:30:17,723 We sweeten our tea with black cherries. It's good. 473 00:30:19,348 --> 00:30:21,598 Try it. You'll like it. 474 00:30:27,265 --> 00:30:29,515 - Fruit? - I'm not really a fruit person. 475 00:30:29,598 --> 00:30:32,806 Take a banana. Put it in your purse for breakfast. 476 00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:33,890 I insist. 477 00:30:42,056 --> 00:30:45,890 Is that a banana in your purse or are you just very happy to see me? 478 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:50,848 - Oh, God. - You asked for a joke. 479 00:30:55,390 --> 00:30:57,306 At exactly 3:01, 480 00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:00,723 we pulled up in front of the gallery to see if art was alive… 481 00:31:01,265 --> 00:31:02,306 And awake. 482 00:31:04,681 --> 00:31:09,181 - Oh, my purse. I left it in the cab. - Taxi! Hey! 483 00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:15,848 Wait! Hold on! Wait a minute! 484 00:31:15,931 --> 00:31:19,723 Hey! Ho! Ho! Okay! 485 00:31:20,390 --> 00:31:22,140 - What'd you forget? - Here we go. 486 00:31:42,348 --> 00:31:44,223 Do you wanna give her a banana? 487 00:31:52,598 --> 00:31:56,348 Of all my odd dates, this was number one. 488 00:32:02,223 --> 00:32:03,223 Taxi! 489 00:32:06,848 --> 00:32:09,640 - Hi, good evening… - Where you go? Where do you wanna go? 490 00:32:25,015 --> 00:32:27,473 Oh. Where's he going? 491 00:32:27,556 --> 00:32:30,306 I asked him to wait so we can have a proper good night. 492 00:32:31,056 --> 00:32:32,056 Oh. 493 00:32:34,306 --> 00:32:35,348 Well… 494 00:32:36,973 --> 00:32:42,348 - Thanks for dinner. - You're welcome. I live right near here. 495 00:32:42,765 --> 00:32:45,765 - I thought you lived way downtown. - That is near. 496 00:32:49,348 --> 00:32:51,723 Well, you can take the boy out of Studio 54, 497 00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:55,223 but you can't take Studio 54 out of the boy. 498 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:59,056 You are funny. Light. 499 00:33:01,431 --> 00:33:04,890 So. Not tonight, huh? 500 00:33:26,181 --> 00:33:28,765 And he tasted like black cherries.