1 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:49,091 A single gal 2 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:52,466 spends most of her life searching for the perfect male. 3 00:01:05,716 --> 00:01:08,050 And out of the blue, it arrives. 4 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,383 Aleksandr Petrovsky was a rather famous artist, 5 00:01:13,466 --> 00:01:15,925 with whom I had had one rather infamous date. 6 00:01:16,008 --> 00:01:18,966 It's been three whole weeks. I thought you died or something. 7 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:21,258 I did die from rejection. 8 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:25,258 How could you have left me on the street all alone? 9 00:01:25,425 --> 00:01:26,925 It still hurts. 10 00:01:27,008 --> 00:01:29,425 Oh, you'll get over it. You're a big boy. 11 00:01:29,841 --> 00:01:32,050 And where did you get this information? 12 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:34,925 I was in Holland for work. 13 00:01:35,008 --> 00:01:37,341 Oh, Holland? There's something new. 14 00:01:37,425 --> 00:01:39,300 - Been there? - Uh… 15 00:01:39,383 --> 00:01:41,716 To the land of the wooden shoes? No. 16 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,591 No. No, no, no. 17 00:01:45,008 --> 00:01:46,508 I brought you a little present. 18 00:01:47,216 --> 00:01:48,466 Let's sit down. 19 00:01:54,091 --> 00:01:55,550 Milk chocolate? 20 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:59,466 Or perhaps you like dark? I've got right here. 21 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,425 You don't have a mouse trap in there, do you? 22 00:02:03,508 --> 00:02:05,508 No, why would I? 23 00:02:05,591 --> 00:02:08,050 I was being silly. 24 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:11,466 You know, in the cartoons, when they put their hands and the thing… 25 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:14,883 Okay. 26 00:02:18,925 --> 00:02:20,133 Et voilà. 27 00:02:20,925 --> 00:02:22,216 Light or dark? 28 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,216 Second only to the search of the perfect male, 29 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,508 is the search for the perfect fragrance. 30 00:02:42,591 --> 00:02:44,175 Am I peppermint musk? 31 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:46,175 Oh, no. 32 00:02:46,508 --> 00:02:49,258 Ladies, I'm taking a lover. 33 00:02:49,341 --> 00:02:53,925 Yes, a lover. Aleksandr Petrovsky. 34 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,341 Wait, the old guy? 35 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,883 I beg your pardon. 36 00:02:58,341 --> 00:03:00,841 My lover is not old. 37 00:03:00,925 --> 00:03:04,591 He is worldly and wise and very sexy. 38 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:05,758 He is sexy. 39 00:03:05,841 --> 00:03:06,841 Very. 40 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:10,800 Yesterday I almost did it with him on a park bench in front of children. 41 00:03:10,883 --> 00:03:11,925 What stopped you? 42 00:03:12,008 --> 00:03:13,966 - Common decency. - Oh, that. 43 00:03:14,091 --> 00:03:16,633 Well, that and the fact that I'm not lover ready. 44 00:03:16,716 --> 00:03:18,550 I need a little bikini waxage. 45 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,216 Well, then snap to it. 46 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,675 Don't play hard to get with a man who's hard to get. 47 00:03:22,758 --> 00:03:24,341 Maybe cucumber basil. 48 00:03:24,425 --> 00:03:26,300 Why would you want to smell like a salad? 49 00:03:26,383 --> 00:03:29,425 - I can't decide what I am. - What do mean "not old"? 50 00:03:29,508 --> 00:03:32,758 Charlotte e-mailed me his photo. Hello 60. 51 00:03:33,216 --> 00:03:36,633 He is in his lover perfect, early fifties. 52 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:37,758 That's a good age. 53 00:03:37,841 --> 00:03:40,175 They've been around the block, they know how to use their cock. 54 00:03:40,258 --> 00:03:42,591 Oh, you rhyme now. And where did you get his picture? 55 00:03:42,675 --> 00:03:45,966 I googled him. I wanted Miranda to see your potential new boyfriend. 56 00:03:46,050 --> 00:03:48,133 Not boyfriend, lover. 57 00:03:48,216 --> 00:03:49,966 How long are you going to keep saying it like that? 58 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:52,758 Uncomfortable with my taking a lover? 59 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:57,425 - Maybe he could be more than a lover. - Oh, Jesus. 60 00:03:57,508 --> 00:04:00,216 Ah, no, the only place this is going is Loverville. 61 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,758 Well, I could see it going somewhere. 62 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:03,925 Oh, please, listen, half the time, 63 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:06,966 I can't even understand him. We have nothing in common. 64 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:09,258 - He's in and out of Europe. - That could be good. 65 00:04:09,341 --> 00:04:13,008 Honey, you're not listening. She only wants him to be in and out of her. 66 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:16,716 Yes, but in a much less obvious sounding way. 67 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,216 How about pomegranate patchouli? 68 00:04:21,258 --> 00:04:23,216 No, you need something classic, clean. 69 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,133 With just a hint of neurosis. 70 00:04:27,216 --> 00:04:29,591 How about you? Are you finding anything? 71 00:04:29,675 --> 00:04:33,050 I don't know. I'm trying to figure out what Steve might like. 72 00:04:33,175 --> 00:04:35,383 Just get some Old Spice and call it a day. 73 00:04:35,466 --> 00:04:37,383 Steve does not wear Old Spice. 74 00:04:37,466 --> 00:04:39,633 He wears nothing and he smells great. 75 00:04:39,716 --> 00:04:45,883 Oh, Miranda and Steve sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, 76 00:04:45,966 --> 00:04:49,175 first comes… Well, actually first comes baby. 77 00:04:49,258 --> 00:04:51,258 Oh great. 78 00:04:51,675 --> 00:04:54,133 Now I have to spend the rest of the day smelling like… 79 00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:57,175 - Apples and hay. - You bastard. 80 00:04:57,258 --> 00:04:58,466 Okay, let's go. 81 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,883 Aren't you going to get something for your new lover? 82 00:05:00,966 --> 00:05:03,591 I suspect he already likes the way I smell. 83 00:05:10,341 --> 00:05:12,966 Hey. How lucky are we? 84 00:05:13,716 --> 00:05:14,758 Very. 85 00:05:15,216 --> 00:05:17,466 If Miranda and Steve had a fragrance, 86 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:20,133 it would be called Perfection. 87 00:05:29,716 --> 00:05:33,258 If Miranda, Steve, and Robert, her ex and neighbor had a fragrance, 88 00:05:33,341 --> 00:05:35,758 it would be called Less Than Perfection. 89 00:05:35,841 --> 00:05:39,133 In fact, Awful, Uncomfortable and Terrible. 90 00:05:39,216 --> 00:05:40,258 Hi. 91 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,008 Well, if it isn't the happy couple. 92 00:05:49,675 --> 00:05:50,841 How are you today? 93 00:05:55,341 --> 00:05:56,966 You all have a nice day. 94 00:06:03,091 --> 00:06:04,341 So the doctor said that 95 00:06:04,425 --> 00:06:06,383 Harry and I have to wait at least two months 96 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:09,341 before we even get try to get pregnant again. And I'd like to back to work, 97 00:06:09,425 --> 00:06:10,466 but then if I do get pregnant, 98 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:13,133 that's not really fair to the new employer, so I… 99 00:06:13,216 --> 00:06:16,675 I'm sleeping and walking, sleeping and walking, how am I doing that? 100 00:06:16,758 --> 00:06:18,758 That's rude. This is important to me. 101 00:06:18,841 --> 00:06:21,550 I know it's important to you, you know it's important to you, 102 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:24,883 the homeless guy on the corner of 57th and 7th knows it's important to you. 103 00:06:24,966 --> 00:06:26,633 Can we please talk about something else? 104 00:06:28,091 --> 00:06:30,633 I'll give you $100 if you say something bitchy about someone we know. 105 00:06:30,716 --> 00:06:31,716 No. 106 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:35,050 I'm trying to figure out my next direction and I need to talk about it. 107 00:06:35,133 --> 00:06:36,966 Fine, talk till my ears bleed. 108 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:40,716 But do yourself a favor and stop for a minute and look at the light. 109 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,633 You mean the fact that no matter what happens 110 00:06:43,716 --> 00:06:45,966 with the baby, Harry and I will always have each other? 111 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:49,050 No, Char, the freaking light over there in the park. 112 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:52,508 When did it become fall? 113 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:54,883 Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom. 114 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,425 Imagine. 115 00:06:59,508 --> 00:07:03,341 Being blind, not being able to see a beautiful day like today. 116 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,425 Can you think of anything worse? 117 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,091 Stone-washed jeans with a matching jacket. 118 00:07:10,008 --> 00:07:12,216 Maybe I should stop thinking so much about myself 119 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:14,175 and volunteer for the blind or something. 120 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,091 That would be a nice thing to do. 121 00:07:16,175 --> 00:07:18,341 - Very Jackie O. - Whoo! 122 00:07:19,508 --> 00:07:21,258 Okay, let me begin. 123 00:07:22,133 --> 00:07:25,383 - Can I ask you a question? - Yes, it will hurt a little. 124 00:07:25,466 --> 00:07:27,300 Oh, no, that's not the question. 125 00:07:27,966 --> 00:07:29,133 Are you Russian? 126 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,425 Yes. 127 00:07:30,508 --> 00:07:32,925 - Oh. - See? Hurt a little. 128 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:38,675 Yes, I was wondering how do you say hello in Russian? 129 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:41,425 - Zdrastvuyte. - Zdrastvuyte. 130 00:07:42,508 --> 00:07:47,758 Um… And… How do you say thank you? 131 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,633 Spasibo. 132 00:07:50,258 --> 00:07:51,341 Ah. 133 00:07:51,425 --> 00:07:52,425 Spasibo. 134 00:07:52,508 --> 00:07:54,925 - You're welcome. - Ah. Oh. 135 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:58,133 The only thing more uncomfortable than a bikini wax, 136 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,258 is an elevator ride with an ex. 137 00:08:00,383 --> 00:08:03,550 Luckily, Miranda had figured out a way to avoid that. 138 00:08:03,633 --> 00:08:06,258 Unfortunately, Robert had also. 139 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:08,133 Robert, hi. 140 00:08:10,216 --> 00:08:12,175 Okay, I guess I deserve that. 141 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:13,841 Robert. 142 00:08:13,925 --> 00:08:15,591 I'm, I'm sorry. 143 00:08:15,675 --> 00:08:17,091 I've never meant to hurt you. 144 00:08:17,383 --> 00:08:19,175 Steve and I just fell back in love. 145 00:08:19,258 --> 00:08:20,300 Oh. 146 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:23,675 And so what was I, your little half time show? 147 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:24,758 What? 148 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:26,383 Not at all. 149 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:29,425 I never thought that Steve and I would get back together, 150 00:08:29,508 --> 00:08:31,425 or I never would have started up with you. 151 00:08:31,508 --> 00:08:33,341 I hope you understand that. 152 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:35,383 Well, I'll try. 153 00:08:35,966 --> 00:08:38,508 And I hope you understand when you get my bill. 154 00:08:39,091 --> 00:08:40,716 - Your bill? - Yeah, my bill. 155 00:08:40,966 --> 00:08:42,216 For services rendered. 156 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:43,716 You know, my stud fee. 157 00:08:44,341 --> 00:08:45,550 Robert, come on. 158 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:47,966 No, no, no, no. Hey, It's cool. 159 00:08:48,341 --> 00:08:50,633 I got your scene. You're a busy working mother. 160 00:08:50,758 --> 00:08:52,966 Too tired to go out and eat, call Hunan Kitchen. 161 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,091 Too tired to go out and fuck, call Robert. 162 00:08:55,175 --> 00:08:56,925 - That's not true. - Sure it is. 163 00:08:57,008 --> 00:08:59,925 - Fast food, fast fuck. - You were not a fast fuck. 164 00:09:00,008 --> 00:09:03,591 No, you're right, I wasn't. I was slow. Nice and slow. 165 00:09:03,675 --> 00:09:05,716 Just the way you liked it. 166 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:12,133 "Oh, Robert, oh, yes. Oh, Robert. 167 00:09:12,216 --> 00:09:15,633 Oh, God. Robert, ooh. 168 00:09:16,091 --> 00:09:18,758 No man has ever been in this deep." 169 00:09:24,341 --> 00:09:26,341 Hey, what are doing back? 170 00:09:26,425 --> 00:09:29,133 - I gave Robert custody of the elevator. - What? 171 00:09:29,216 --> 00:09:32,383 We're moving my stuff in here next week and you gave him the elevator? 172 00:09:32,466 --> 00:09:35,925 You're lucky I didn't give him Brady. I bumped into him on the stairs. 173 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,175 How bad was it? 174 00:09:37,258 --> 00:09:38,300 Hug me. 175 00:09:40,175 --> 00:09:42,508 Oh, it's that bad, huh? 176 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:46,091 So we can't ever use the elevator? 177 00:09:46,175 --> 00:09:48,258 Not between 8:00 a.m. and 10:00 p.m. 178 00:09:48,341 --> 00:09:50,716 - We have a baby in a stroller. - I know. 179 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,841 Why, why, why did I have to shit where I eat? 180 00:09:53,925 --> 00:09:56,050 All right, look, he's just upset, it'll blow over. 181 00:09:56,133 --> 00:09:57,591 I don't think so, Steve. 182 00:09:57,841 --> 00:10:00,675 The man is crazy in love with me and now he's acting out, 183 00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:03,925 talking about how I said, "No man's ever been in me that deep." 184 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,591 What? 185 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:08,758 Nothing. 186 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,133 - Steve. - Nothing. I'm fine. 187 00:10:14,341 --> 00:10:16,216 Wednesday night, after dinner, 188 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:19,508 I took the express elevator to Loverville. 189 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:21,425 Spasibo. 190 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,466 Oh, you speak Russian very well. 191 00:10:24,008 --> 00:10:25,008 Spasibo. 192 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,716 Is that the only word you know? 193 00:10:27,091 --> 00:10:28,133 Zdrastvuyte. 194 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:31,925 Yes, that is the only word you know. 195 00:10:35,425 --> 00:10:38,008 There's my studio, and here's my house. 196 00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:41,925 You have the entire floor? 197 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:44,675 Not at first, but over the years. 198 00:10:58,966 --> 00:11:01,133 - Spasibo. - Zdrastvuyte. 199 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:11,550 This used to be some kind of sewing factory, a sweat shop in the 1920s. 200 00:11:11,675 --> 00:11:13,550 That's a lovely story. 201 00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:25,758 Very nice, if you like that whole window sky thing. 202 00:11:25,841 --> 00:11:28,383 Yes, it's lovely light in the morning. 203 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:37,883 Study and kitchen. 204 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,925 Would you like some fruit or martini or something? 205 00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:43,133 Why don't you show me upstairs? 206 00:12:10,675 --> 00:12:12,758 My Russian may have been shaky, 207 00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:16,550 but I discovered I spoke lover very well. 208 00:12:35,716 --> 00:12:40,091 Turns out, I'd found a sweet bed and breakfast in Loverville. 209 00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,508 Good morning. 210 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:52,800 Um, where? 211 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,425 Morning. Come, come, sit. 212 00:13:02,341 --> 00:13:06,258 In the light of day, everything looked completely different. 213 00:13:06,341 --> 00:13:07,550 Would you like some coffee? 214 00:13:09,008 --> 00:13:10,050 What kind? 215 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,633 Um, regular. 216 00:13:13,341 --> 00:13:15,716 Regular coffee is for regular people. 217 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:18,716 You are not regular. 218 00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:23,591 I hope I'm not in the way. 219 00:13:24,008 --> 00:13:25,341 What way? 220 00:13:26,966 --> 00:13:30,883 No, no. It's Violette, Padma, Lee. 221 00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:33,800 Hey, everybody, this is Carrie. 222 00:13:36,008 --> 00:13:39,341 It's my staff. Without them, I'll be sitting in the street with the sign, 223 00:13:39,425 --> 00:13:40,758 I'll do art for food. 224 00:13:41,508 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaking of food… 225 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:46,050 Pancakes for the lady. 226 00:13:47,716 --> 00:13:48,966 Hope you're hungry. 227 00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:51,758 Aren't you, aren't you going to eat? 228 00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:52,883 No, I'm done. 229 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,050 I'm off to Amsterdam remember? 230 00:13:55,383 --> 00:13:57,716 Oh, yeah. Right. 231 00:13:58,633 --> 00:14:01,883 Maybe before I leave, I'll have one more little bite. 232 00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:20,425 There I was having pancakes at IHOP. 233 00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:23,175 the International House of Petrovsky's. 234 00:14:24,675 --> 00:14:28,008 And they just went on about their business totally unfazed. 235 00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:30,008 Oh, honey, they've seen it all. 236 00:14:30,091 --> 00:14:33,675 And you gotta give it to him. Making pancakes for pussy, 237 00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:35,050 that's a classy touch. 238 00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:36,966 What? 239 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,508 You don't think you're the first babe he battered up for. 240 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:42,383 No, no, no, you're right. You're right. 241 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,800 The whole thing was so choreographed. 242 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,300 No. No, he knew exactly what he was doing. 243 00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:50,008 Well, sounds good to me. I miss a man with the moves. 244 00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:51,966 So Smith, no moves? 245 00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:55,258 No, he has them. Most of them I've given him, but he has them. 246 00:14:55,341 --> 00:14:56,425 Truth time? 247 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:58,383 I'm a little jealous. 248 00:14:58,508 --> 00:15:00,383 Of what? My grand slam breakfast? 249 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,216 You've got yourself a man, a real power player. 250 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,925 Someone who takes charge, drags you to the bed, 251 00:15:06,008 --> 00:15:08,216 has his way with you, doesn't have to ask what you want, 252 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,591 and fucks you and fucks you. 253 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,841 We're not talking about me anymore, are we? 254 00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:16,383 No. I mean, Smith, he's hot but he's a baby. 255 00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:17,841 He's almost 30. 256 00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:21,175 Still, I swear, sometimes I don't know whether to blow him or burp him. 257 00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:22,716 I need a grown-up. 258 00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:25,800 So, uh, how were they? 259 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,925 The pancakes? 260 00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,050 Delicious, exactly what I wanted, I couldn't get enough. 261 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:30,508 No, I was referring to the moves. 262 00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:33,841 Oh, delicious, exactly what I wanted, I couldn't get enough. 263 00:15:33,925 --> 00:15:35,300 Good for you. 264 00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:40,341 So, how many pancakes do you think that kitchen has seen? 265 00:15:40,425 --> 00:15:41,591 Does it matter? 266 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,091 In the cold, harsh reality of daylight, 267 00:15:44,175 --> 00:15:45,550 I knew it didn't matter. 268 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,216 But in the colder, harsher reality 269 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,883 of a woman who just slept with someone she likes, it did. 270 00:15:54,216 --> 00:15:59,175 Google.com showed many, many listings on the art of Aleksandr Petrovsky. 271 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,425 And one on his many, many women. 272 00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:16,091 According to certain scientists, 273 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,425 whenever a woman has sex, her body produces a chemical 274 00:16:19,508 --> 00:16:22,175 which causes her to emotionally attach. 275 00:16:22,675 --> 00:16:26,883 This chemical may also account for the series of terrifying questions 276 00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:31,883 that involuntarily pop into our minds after just one casual tryst. 277 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:36,675 Questions like, does he like me? Will he call again? 278 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:40,175 And the classic, where is this all going? 279 00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:42,300 When it comes to men, 280 00:16:42,883 --> 00:16:48,008 even when we try to keep it light, how do we wind up in the dark? 281 00:16:51,633 --> 00:16:54,133 Hey, I've got this invite to a party. 282 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,175 Teen Posse's throwing. 283 00:16:57,966 --> 00:17:01,175 - Top 30 under 30. I'm one of them. - Hah. 284 00:17:02,175 --> 00:17:03,216 You want to go? 285 00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,300 Teen Posse and me, no. And no. 286 00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,591 Well, my agent and my manager really want me to go. 287 00:17:09,341 --> 00:17:11,633 At least look at the invite and tell me how lame it is? 288 00:17:12,091 --> 00:17:14,175 The party may have been all wrong, 289 00:17:14,258 --> 00:17:16,466 but it was being hosted by Richard Wright. 290 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,050 What? Lame ass? 291 00:17:19,925 --> 00:17:21,841 No, not so lame ass. 292 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,133 Richard Wright is a big name in the hotel business. 293 00:17:25,383 --> 00:17:28,800 He brings a certain… Something. 294 00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:32,175 And it was exactly the certain something that Samantha was missing. 295 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,341 You should go. 296 00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:35,966 In fact, I'll go with you. 297 00:17:36,591 --> 00:17:38,425 - What the hell. - Cool. 298 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:47,300 And I'm not really allowed to try and get pregnant again 299 00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:49,300 - for another two months. - So you said. 300 00:17:49,383 --> 00:17:52,550 And I thought I have all this time on my hands to volunteer. 301 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,383 Okay, working as a guide 302 00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:57,466 for a visually-impaired person is a serious undertaking. 303 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,425 We suggest all our potential volunteers 304 00:17:59,508 --> 00:18:02,175 go to a public place like a park or a department store 305 00:18:02,258 --> 00:18:05,591 with a friend and let him or her lead your around blindfolded. 306 00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:06,675 Blindfolded? 307 00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:10,383 Yeah, try not to take the blindfold off no matter how uncomfortable you feel, 308 00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:12,383 and you'll begin to get a sense of what it's like 309 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,675 not to be able to rely on your sight. 310 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:17,300 Okay, bye. 311 00:18:19,591 --> 00:18:21,800 I mean, where can this possibly go? 312 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,300 I thought you didn't want it to go anywhere. 313 00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:26,091 Well, that was before I slept with him, now, not so sure. 314 00:18:26,175 --> 00:18:28,050 - Interesting. - No, ridiculous, 315 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,800 and according to my new best friend, google.com… 316 00:18:30,883 --> 00:18:31,925 You googled him! 317 00:18:32,008 --> 00:18:34,008 The man has dated every woman in New York 318 00:18:34,091 --> 00:18:38,216 from 1977 until, well, until last Wednesday. 319 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,841 And who knows how many pancakes he's making 320 00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:41,800 for other ridiculous women around the world. 321 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,216 Oh, God, listen to me, and I've only slept with him once. 322 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:47,508 Okay, let's get blind. 323 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,091 So once I put this over my eyes, I can't take it off. 324 00:18:51,175 --> 00:18:52,216 I need you to guide me. 325 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:53,800 I'm there. 326 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,675 This is embarrassing. 327 00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:59,841 No, no, thinking you can take a lover is embarrassing. This is helping people. 328 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:03,966 How's my hair? 329 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,716 Oh. 330 00:19:08,175 --> 00:19:10,841 Oh, that's a European code, it's him. 331 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:12,758 Should I answer it? Okay. 332 00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:16,175 - Hello? - Carrie, it's Aleks. 333 00:19:16,258 --> 00:19:18,633 Hi. How's Amsterdam? 334 00:19:18,716 --> 00:19:19,966 It's very Dutch. 335 00:19:20,050 --> 00:19:22,883 What? Oh… I can't, I can't hear you. 336 00:19:22,966 --> 00:19:24,216 Oh, you know what, I need better reception. 337 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,133 I'm going to go right over there. Don't go away. 338 00:19:26,216 --> 00:19:27,300 Okay. 339 00:19:27,591 --> 00:19:28,675 Hi. 340 00:19:28,966 --> 00:19:30,758 Oh, I'm sorry. 341 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,341 Oh. 342 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,383 Tomorrow night? 343 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:37,883 - At 9:00. Yes? - Yes. 344 00:19:37,966 --> 00:19:39,633 This is an impossible connection. 345 00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:40,758 What? 346 00:19:40,841 --> 00:19:43,925 - The reception is very bad. - Bad reception, yes. 347 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,841 - Tomorrow, are you free? - Yes, I'm free. 348 00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:49,716 - Sorry I can't hear you. - I'm free. 349 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,743 All right then, 350 00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:53,550 - tomorrow at 9:00. - Yes, I will be there. 351 00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:56,133 - Carrie, Carrie? - Hello? 352 00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:06,716 Sweetie? 353 00:20:07,716 --> 00:20:09,591 Would you like to sample Lumiere? 354 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,925 - Do you need some assistance? - No, thank you. 355 00:20:15,008 --> 00:20:16,300 I'm trying to help the blind. 356 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,258 I just got separated from my friend, but I'm sure she'll find me. 357 00:20:19,341 --> 00:20:22,925 - Lumiere? - Oh, no, bad, bad. 358 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:26,425 - Oh. - Excuse me. 359 00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:27,633 Sorry. 360 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,258 Ooh. 361 00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:34,675 And there in the dark, Charlotte realized 362 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:39,383 she had no idea where she was going in Barneys or in life. 363 00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:43,466 But sometimes, even if you're not sure of your direction, 364 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:46,508 you can find your way to something wonderful. 365 00:20:46,591 --> 00:20:49,091 Don't they have these over there in the… 366 00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:55,175 I swear I looked and looked and then I thought, "Best if she finds me." 367 00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:57,175 I'm meeting him tomorrow. Cute, huh? 368 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:58,966 Oh, yeah. 369 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,925 Okay, okay. 370 00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:03,300 You coming down? 371 00:21:04,716 --> 00:21:07,216 Let's just go in front of the line, like I suggested. 372 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,050 I don't like pushing in front of people. 373 00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:10,508 Oh, grow up. 374 00:21:14,258 --> 00:21:16,425 Smith Jerrod, we're on the list. 375 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,175 Oh, my God, awesome. 376 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:20,341 Love your hair. 377 00:21:20,883 --> 00:21:22,258 Let me just check you off. 378 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,175 And you are? 379 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,675 Samantha Jones. 380 00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,925 Aren't you a sight for sore eyes. 381 00:21:34,466 --> 00:21:36,175 Um, dude. 382 00:21:37,091 --> 00:21:38,216 He's with me. 383 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,550 - Oh, I'm sorry, Richard Wright. - Smith Jerrod. 384 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,216 Let's get some drinks, shall we? 385 00:21:48,091 --> 00:21:49,591 Can you take a picture? 386 00:21:52,508 --> 00:21:54,758 So, how long have you been babysitting? 387 00:21:54,841 --> 00:21:57,466 Said the man hosting the Teen Posse party. 388 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,675 Don't rub it in. Hotels have to stay hip. 389 00:21:59,758 --> 00:22:01,633 So I have to bend over backwards. 390 00:22:01,716 --> 00:22:03,966 Tongue the taints of these trendy little pissants. 391 00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:06,175 Well, you look good. 392 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:08,258 That's 'cause I'm looking at you, gorgeous. 393 00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,716 Two more Scotch rocks. 394 00:22:13,591 --> 00:22:14,716 What's up? 395 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,966 Can I get you a Scotch? 396 00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:17,633 No thanks, man, I'm in AA. 397 00:22:18,091 --> 00:22:19,550 You kids today. 398 00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,008 So how do you two know each other? 399 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,341 We used to go out. 400 00:22:24,425 --> 00:22:27,800 And then I fucked it up royally and lost the best thing I ever had. 401 00:22:27,883 --> 00:22:30,258 Oh, my God, Smith, you have to come. 402 00:22:30,341 --> 00:22:33,216 Paulie is snorting pretzels out of his nose. 403 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,383 - You have to come. - It's fucking hilarious. 404 00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:37,383 - Come on. - Paulie, do it again. Paulie. 405 00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:41,300 Paulie is snorting pretzels out his nose. 406 00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:42,800 Fuck you. 407 00:22:47,341 --> 00:22:50,300 Okay, this is the last load. 408 00:22:50,383 --> 00:22:52,675 For a guy with no stuff, you've got stuff. 409 00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:54,466 Let's get the TV first. 410 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,050 What the fuck? 411 00:22:59,258 --> 00:23:01,133 That wasn't like that when we moved it in here. 412 00:23:01,258 --> 00:23:02,425 Oh, my God. 413 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:04,591 - Robert. - What? 414 00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:06,591 Nah, you think? 415 00:23:06,675 --> 00:23:10,300 Um, hello, he's mad, your name is on the boxes, 416 00:23:10,383 --> 00:23:11,466 he lives in the building. 417 00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:15,216 Nah, it doesn't seem like him, I must have bumped it or something. 418 00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,383 Steve. 419 00:23:16,508 --> 00:23:21,050 He's crazy in love with me. You didn't see how angry he was on the stairs. 420 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,133 Okay, this is bullshit. I'm not going to live like this. 421 00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:25,883 What are you going to do? 422 00:23:26,091 --> 00:23:27,550 I'm going to take care of things. 423 00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:28,716 Be kind. 424 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,675 He's still in love with me. 425 00:23:41,966 --> 00:23:43,050 Steve? 426 00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:45,633 Look, I need to talk to you about this whole Miranda thing. 427 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:48,216 What about it? 428 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,466 I'll be right back, baby. 429 00:23:57,050 --> 00:24:00,466 Turns out Petrovsky wasn't the only one with an international house. 430 00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:01,591 Uh… 431 00:24:04,216 --> 00:24:05,300 We're sorry. 432 00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:07,591 She's sorry. I'm sorry. 433 00:24:08,383 --> 00:24:09,466 We're sorry. 434 00:24:10,508 --> 00:24:11,716 I appreciate that. 435 00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:24,091 What happened? 436 00:24:24,383 --> 00:24:26,341 Let's just put it this way. 437 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:29,008 He won't be bothering us again. 438 00:24:29,216 --> 00:24:30,758 Was he very upset? 439 00:24:38,466 --> 00:24:39,925 When it came to Robert, 440 00:24:40,216 --> 00:24:43,758 Steve thought it was kinder to leave Miranda in the dark. 441 00:25:13,675 --> 00:25:14,716 Samantha. 442 00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:19,925 Hey, where are you going, babe? 443 00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:23,425 Richard wanted to show me one of his remodeled suites. 444 00:25:24,216 --> 00:25:25,716 Cool, can I come? 445 00:25:27,258 --> 00:25:28,258 No. 446 00:25:28,925 --> 00:25:30,508 No, Smith, you can't come. 447 00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:35,133 Look, this was fun, but where is it going? 448 00:25:35,216 --> 00:25:36,258 Gorgeous? 449 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:43,675 You go play with your friends and I'll go play with mine. 450 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,133 Samantha. 451 00:25:57,675 --> 00:26:00,425 Two years ago, I was on top of the fucking world. 452 00:26:01,175 --> 00:26:02,925 Now I'm hosting a bullshit beer-basher 453 00:26:03,008 --> 00:26:05,050 for a bunch of pin heads with six-pack abs. 454 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,383 This is a world-class hotel. 455 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:11,133 Fuck it. I've been down this low before. 456 00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:15,925 Richard may have, but Samantha hadn't. 457 00:26:34,383 --> 00:26:36,841 I just wanted to make sure you got home safe. 458 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:42,175 I don't know what's wrong with me. 459 00:26:43,550 --> 00:26:46,091 I hate myself for doing this to you. 460 00:26:47,633 --> 00:26:49,216 Oh, God. 461 00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:53,216 It's okay, it's okay. 462 00:26:58,883 --> 00:26:59,966 Come on. 463 00:27:00,425 --> 00:27:02,383 Let's get you out of here. 464 00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:06,175 Even in the dark, Smith could still see Samantha. 465 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:10,508 And for the very first time, she saw him. 466 00:27:12,008 --> 00:27:13,425 - Hey. - Hmm? 467 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:16,133 I have some work to do in my studio, 468 00:27:16,841 --> 00:27:18,591 but you're welcome to stay, okay? 469 00:27:23,841 --> 00:27:26,175 It was at that moment I realized, 470 00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:29,341 I wasn't really comfortable in Loverville. 471 00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:34,466 I'm not that kind of Google. 472 00:28:23,383 --> 00:28:24,633 What? 473 00:28:24,716 --> 00:28:27,008 I just wanted to say thank you. I'm going to go. 474 00:28:27,091 --> 00:28:29,800 Okay, then I'll call you tomorrow, all right? 475 00:28:31,633 --> 00:28:32,675 Um… 476 00:28:34,508 --> 00:28:40,258 This has been really lovely, but I don't think I'm cut out for it. 477 00:28:41,716 --> 00:28:42,883 I don't understand. 478 00:28:46,383 --> 00:28:49,050 The pancakes and… 479 00:28:49,841 --> 00:28:51,383 The other ladies… 480 00:28:52,675 --> 00:28:54,050 it's just not for me. 481 00:28:55,216 --> 00:28:57,925 There are pancakes, but no other ladies. 482 00:29:00,966 --> 00:29:02,008 Well, 483 00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:06,341 I have a book with a few emergency telephone numbers, yes. 484 00:29:07,883 --> 00:29:09,508 But now I just see you. 485 00:29:12,008 --> 00:29:14,466 This is not about a great bang. 486 00:29:16,925 --> 00:29:18,008 This… 487 00:29:22,550 --> 00:29:23,758 I just like you. 488 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:28,258 Why me? 489 00:29:33,966 --> 00:29:35,133 Why me? 490 00:29:38,966 --> 00:29:40,466 You make a good breakfast. 491 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,050 So what's all this? 492 00:29:48,841 --> 00:29:50,591 It's too soon to tell.