1 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,311 I'd been dating the Russian for two months 2 00:00:48,395 --> 00:00:54,228 when we hit a relationship benchmark, so rare I didn't even know it existed. 3 00:00:55,186 --> 00:00:57,603 He gave me his alarm code. 4 00:00:58,103 --> 00:00:59,728 And I had the keys made. 5 00:01:04,811 --> 00:01:06,478 You made me a set of keys? 6 00:01:07,061 --> 00:01:11,145 I had my assistant go to the locksmith, but yes, keys were made. 7 00:01:12,353 --> 00:01:13,686 Okay, what's the code? 8 00:01:14,645 --> 00:01:15,978 Uh, it's… 9 00:01:16,645 --> 00:01:22,645 Four, seven, three… 10 00:01:27,061 --> 00:01:28,061 Five? 11 00:01:28,186 --> 00:01:31,520 I'll write it down for you. 12 00:01:32,395 --> 00:01:36,020 It was a kind of security I'd never experienced in a relationship. 13 00:01:38,145 --> 00:01:39,270 His alarm code. 14 00:01:39,353 --> 00:01:40,728 Like it was nothing. 15 00:01:41,686 --> 00:01:43,061 Do you really wanna hear about this now? 16 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,936 Oh, yes, I need the distraction. 17 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:47,186 Samantha was feeling less secure as we 18 00:01:47,270 --> 00:01:49,520 waited for the results of her lumpectomy. 19 00:01:49,603 --> 00:01:51,228 It's gonna be fine, sweetie. 20 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:54,311 They got it out, it's going to be fine. 21 00:01:54,436 --> 00:01:56,020 I know, I know. 22 00:01:56,603 --> 00:01:58,728 So, Petrovsky? 23 00:01:58,811 --> 00:02:01,145 Oh, okay, well, it was just so easy. 24 00:02:01,228 --> 00:02:04,895 I mean, Big made me beg for a key in front of his doorman whereas 25 00:02:04,978 --> 00:02:08,978 the Russian has just welcomed me into his life and his apartment. 26 00:02:09,145 --> 00:02:12,228 Did I mention the extra robe in the bathroom? 27 00:02:12,311 --> 00:02:13,770 Is it as nice as this one? 28 00:02:13,853 --> 00:02:15,853 Even nicer if you can believe it. 29 00:02:19,936 --> 00:02:21,728 - Hi. - Hello, I'm Dr. Pinkner. 30 00:02:21,811 --> 00:02:24,853 - Hi, how do you do? Her friend, Carrie. - Hello, doctor. 31 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,436 - Well, Samantha, I have good news. - Mm-hm. 32 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,228 - The lumpectomy went very well. - Uh-huh. 33 00:02:28,436 --> 00:02:31,936 All your scans look clean, and I'd classify you as stage one. 34 00:02:32,228 --> 00:02:33,130 And one is… 35 00:02:33,145 --> 00:02:34,770 - The best. Right? - Yeah. 36 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:36,686 - Okay! Okay. - One's the best. 37 00:02:38,145 --> 00:02:40,145 - Oh, cold. - Okay. 38 00:02:40,603 --> 00:02:41,853 You're healing nicely. 39 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:44,936 Now, because of the nature of your tumor, 40 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:46,936 I would still recommend a course of chemo. 41 00:02:47,145 --> 00:02:50,645 - I'd still have to have… - Chemotherapy, yes. As a precaution. 42 00:02:51,145 --> 00:02:55,103 I don't understand how this happened to me. 43 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:58,520 Could be genetics, but since there's no breast cancer in your family, 44 00:02:58,603 --> 00:02:59,645 it could be a variety of factors, 45 00:02:59,853 --> 00:03:03,353 - diet, lifestyle choices. - Lifestyle choices? 46 00:03:03,436 --> 00:03:06,311 Some studies have shown women who haven't had children 47 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,103 have an increased chance of getting it. 48 00:03:08,811 --> 00:03:09,811 I see. 49 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:11,895 So I brought this on myself? 50 00:03:12,228 --> 00:03:15,228 - No, I'm just giving you the basic… - I think we're done here. 51 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:16,978 Maybe I wasn't clear. 52 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:19,645 Give me my chart. I'm going to find some woman doctor, 53 00:03:19,728 --> 00:03:23,603 some hot woman doctor who understands what this is all about. 54 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:24,978 I just meant statistically… 55 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:27,478 You're lucky to have touched my breasts. 56 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:31,270 Carrie, my purse. 57 00:03:32,853 --> 00:03:34,728 It was hard to be huffy in a cloth robe, 58 00:03:34,811 --> 00:03:36,395 but somehow, Samantha pulled it off. 59 00:03:36,853 --> 00:03:38,811 All right then, good to meet you. 60 00:03:40,895 --> 00:03:42,311 Like it's my fault. 61 00:03:42,395 --> 00:03:43,895 I shouldn't be punished for not having kids, 62 00:03:43,978 --> 00:03:45,353 I should be rewarded. 63 00:03:45,436 --> 00:03:48,228 Since when did kids become the get-out-of-cancer-free card? 64 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,853 He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo. 65 00:03:51,936 --> 00:03:54,020 No, I don't think that's what he was saying. 66 00:03:54,145 --> 00:03:57,853 What I don't understand is if they got it all, why do you need chemo? 67 00:03:58,061 --> 00:03:59,353 Because he's an asshole. 68 00:03:59,436 --> 00:04:01,020 Evidently there can be something microscopic. 69 00:04:01,145 --> 00:04:02,130 Like his dick. 70 00:04:02,145 --> 00:04:04,228 Excuse me, do you have cancer or Tourette's? 71 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,020 I'm getting a new doctor, a woman. 72 00:04:06,186 --> 00:04:08,645 - I think you should. - I've heard great things about Dr. Mc… 73 00:04:08,728 --> 00:04:10,478 Andrew, I'm on it. 74 00:04:10,603 --> 00:04:13,811 Top rated oncologist by New York magazine, four years running. 75 00:04:13,895 --> 00:04:15,395 I'm trying to get in. 76 00:04:15,478 --> 00:04:18,061 Oh, I'm sorry. I gotta get back to the office. 77 00:04:18,228 --> 00:04:20,895 I'm taking a long weekend, so I can't take a long lunch. 78 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,270 Long weekend? You never take long weekends. 79 00:04:23,353 --> 00:04:24,853 Steve wanted to go on a little trip, 80 00:04:24,936 --> 00:04:27,311 so we're driving up to some mountain lodge tomorrow. 81 00:04:28,186 --> 00:04:31,645 - It's supposed to nice. - Uh, slow down there, miss. 82 00:04:31,728 --> 00:04:35,520 Is this little trip your honeymoon? 83 00:04:35,686 --> 00:04:39,520 No, it's just a… whatever. 84 00:04:39,603 --> 00:04:44,311 And yet, you just got married last week. That's interesting. 85 00:04:44,395 --> 00:04:47,061 - It's your honeymoon. - Uh, here we go. 86 00:04:47,145 --> 00:04:49,353 - Who's taking care of Brady? - We're bringing him. 87 00:04:49,436 --> 00:04:52,061 Well, it's not a real honeymoon if Brady's there. 88 00:04:52,186 --> 00:04:53,270 Then I guess it's a whatever. 89 00:04:53,353 --> 00:04:54,895 But what have you got against honeymoons? 90 00:04:54,978 --> 00:04:56,770 It's basically sex with room service, right? 91 00:04:57,311 --> 00:05:01,353 You have to have a real honeymoon. It's very important. 92 00:05:01,436 --> 00:05:02,338 To whom? 93 00:05:02,353 --> 00:05:03,853 Yeah, I'm with Star of David on this one. 94 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,353 Just leave Brady with Magda. 95 00:05:05,436 --> 00:05:07,436 It's four days. I've already given her the time off. 96 00:05:08,603 --> 00:05:12,311 She's made plans, she's going to nanny-palooza or something. 97 00:05:12,978 --> 00:05:15,603 I'll take him, I'd love to take him. He's adorable. 98 00:05:15,686 --> 00:05:18,436 It's four days, adorable stops after a day and a half. 99 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,561 Well, I could take care of him part of the time. 100 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:23,978 What? I'm his godmother, it's the least I could do. 101 00:05:24,061 --> 00:05:28,436 I can handle him for a couple of days. I saw that. 102 00:05:29,811 --> 00:05:31,103 You guys would really do that? 103 00:05:31,228 --> 00:05:33,061 - With pleasure. - Absolutely. 104 00:05:33,145 --> 00:05:35,978 I wouldn't, because Smith is coming back into town 105 00:05:36,061 --> 00:05:38,770 and I've always chosen sex over babies. 106 00:05:38,853 --> 00:05:40,728 And that's apparently why I got cancer. 107 00:05:42,728 --> 00:05:45,478 The next day, I tried on two labels. 108 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:48,728 Classic Vuitton and new mommy. 109 00:05:49,103 --> 00:05:50,811 Look at that. 110 00:05:54,561 --> 00:05:56,645 Oh. 111 00:05:56,978 --> 00:05:58,186 Yeah. 112 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:00,645 Now we're gonna go in the carriage and we're gonna see the… 113 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,061 Ooh, my phone is ringing. 114 00:06:02,145 --> 00:06:03,561 You can stay here. 115 00:06:04,978 --> 00:06:06,853 Oh, yeah. 116 00:06:07,145 --> 00:06:08,145 Yeah, hello? 117 00:06:08,311 --> 00:06:09,395 So, how's it going? 118 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:13,228 I think that I was just mistaken for a mother by a mother. 119 00:06:13,311 --> 00:06:14,645 So, he's okay? 120 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:17,811 Yes, Brady and I are having a lovely time. 121 00:06:17,895 --> 00:06:20,978 In fact, we are going to spend the afternoon at the Hotel Petrovsky. 122 00:06:21,061 --> 00:06:22,478 Is he a baby person? 123 00:06:22,561 --> 00:06:24,895 Well, I wouldn't have guessed it but when I told him I had Brady for the day 124 00:06:24,978 --> 00:06:25,963 he said to bring him over. 125 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:27,520 But is it safe? 126 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:29,645 Are there stairs? What about sharp edges? 127 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:32,978 Charlotte, it's death trap, we're just gonna strap a pillow around the kid 128 00:06:33,061 --> 00:06:34,061 and hope for the best. 129 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:39,978 And further downtown, Samantha was in hot pursuit of the hot woman doctor. 130 00:06:40,353 --> 00:06:45,603 Hi, I'm Samantha Jones, we've spoke on the phone several times. 131 00:06:45,686 --> 00:06:48,061 Uh huh, please stay behind the partition. 132 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:51,686 Sorry, I know that you said Dr. McAndrew was booked, 133 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:55,395 but I was referred here by Dr. Ward and Dr. Pappum 134 00:06:55,478 --> 00:06:58,686 who both attended the Paint for the Cure Benefit I threw. 135 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:01,228 I'm sorry, the doctor can't. She's booked through March. 136 00:07:01,311 --> 00:07:04,895 My good friend Susan Schaeffer who threw the Dance for the Cure Benefit 137 00:07:05,311 --> 00:07:08,978 said that sometimes Dr. McAndrew can squeeze you in if you just show up. 138 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:10,005 March. 139 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:12,145 Well, who do you have to fuck to get chemo around here? 140 00:07:12,228 --> 00:07:13,228 Excuse me? 141 00:07:13,311 --> 00:07:14,436 I'm sorry, I'm upset. 142 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:16,270 I'm dealing with cancer. 143 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,895 All of New York is dealing with cancer. 144 00:07:19,270 --> 00:07:22,561 Not to mention some very pushy people in Los Angeles and Miami. 145 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:26,561 Fine. I'll just take a seat and hope for an opening. 146 00:07:26,645 --> 00:07:28,978 The doctor has no openings till March. 147 00:07:29,145 --> 00:07:30,311 You already said that. 148 00:07:37,686 --> 00:07:39,561 You know, I've been here since 9 a.m., 149 00:07:39,686 --> 00:07:43,520 so if anyone's going to get in without an appointment, it's me. 150 00:07:43,603 --> 00:07:46,353 Loud and clear. Don't worry about me. I'll get in. 151 00:07:46,436 --> 00:07:49,811 Well, I've been waiting for two days and so far no one's gotten in yet. 152 00:07:50,645 --> 00:07:54,686 I was once told I wouldn't be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. 153 00:07:55,061 --> 00:07:58,228 Well, I did get backstage and I blew him. 154 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:02,020 Oh. 155 00:08:03,811 --> 00:08:08,270 Excuse me, I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask. 156 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:10,895 I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago. 157 00:08:12,436 --> 00:08:13,978 What kind of cancer do you have? 158 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,353 - Breast. - Breast. Me, too. 159 00:08:16,645 --> 00:08:19,811 - I'm curious, do you have children? - I'm a nun. 160 00:08:19,895 --> 00:08:23,686 - You have none. - No, no, no, I am a nun. 161 00:08:24,186 --> 00:08:27,311 But that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story. 162 00:08:27,395 --> 00:08:31,353 - I thought that nuns had to wear… - Oh, I haven't worn a habit in years. 163 00:08:31,436 --> 00:08:34,603 So then, you don't have sex. 164 00:08:35,686 --> 00:08:37,770 - No. - Never had sex. 165 00:08:38,478 --> 00:08:40,895 - No. - Ah. 166 00:08:43,603 --> 00:08:46,561 - Just one more. - Oh, go right ahead. 167 00:08:46,645 --> 00:08:48,395 Are you allowed to masturbate? 168 00:08:49,353 --> 00:08:50,770 I never asked. 169 00:08:51,770 --> 00:08:55,020 But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week. 170 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:58,103 Oh, happy to help. 171 00:08:58,186 --> 00:09:00,978 Samantha felt a little better knowing that saints and sinners, 172 00:09:01,061 --> 00:09:02,145 despite their habits, 173 00:09:02,395 --> 00:09:05,353 get the same treatment when it comes to cancer. 174 00:09:05,603 --> 00:09:08,811 And so far, that was no treatment at all. 175 00:09:08,895 --> 00:09:12,770 Okay, we're here. Hey, come on in, Brady. 176 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:13,936 Get the candy. 177 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,978 Oh, oh, oh, the alarm. 178 00:09:16,061 --> 00:09:18,436 Oh! Oh! 179 00:09:19,311 --> 00:09:21,728 Oh no, no, no, no. 180 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:25,186 Oh my gosh. Okay. 181 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,561 4, 7… What, what, what… 182 00:09:28,686 --> 00:09:30,936 - Welcome. - 4, 7… Oh, hi. 183 00:09:33,603 --> 00:09:34,895 Oh. 184 00:09:35,936 --> 00:09:39,395 - Brady knocked the vase over. - That's pathetic, blaming the baby. 185 00:09:40,436 --> 00:09:45,811 Well, my other plan was just to leave and pretend you'd been burgled. 186 00:09:45,936 --> 00:09:48,686 - You want the keys back right now? - Oh, please. 187 00:09:49,936 --> 00:09:51,895 Noise, yes. The alarm. 188 00:09:53,603 --> 00:09:55,311 Yes, she's clumsy, isn't she? 189 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,645 Look at you. 190 00:09:56,728 --> 00:10:00,186 Aleksandr holding the baby was the most disarming thing of all. 191 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,395 And upstate, in honeymoon central… 192 00:10:07,603 --> 00:10:09,061 That was really great. 193 00:10:12,728 --> 00:10:13,853 Now what? 194 00:10:14,478 --> 00:10:15,603 What do you mean? 195 00:10:16,395 --> 00:10:18,061 We relax. 196 00:10:18,561 --> 00:10:20,145 - Ah. - Uh-huh. 197 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,895 Do you think we should go for a walk or something? 198 00:10:22,978 --> 00:10:23,978 Nah. 199 00:10:24,395 --> 00:10:25,978 Let's just lay here. Hang out. 200 00:10:26,061 --> 00:10:28,561 - How often do we get to do that? - That's true. 201 00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,270 So do you think we should get dressed? 202 00:10:33,436 --> 00:10:36,145 I plan on being naked for the next four days. 203 00:10:42,603 --> 00:10:44,145 I'm gonna unpack. 204 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,728 Knock yourself out. 205 00:10:58,603 --> 00:11:00,853 There's no TV or radio. 206 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,353 Are you okay there, partner? 207 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,603 I'm fine. 208 00:11:04,686 --> 00:11:09,311 But hey, there is a CD player and a CD. 209 00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:19,686 Sounds of Mohonk Mountain. 210 00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:29,853 - Shit. - What's the matter? 211 00:11:29,936 --> 00:11:31,603 I forgot my cell phone charger. 212 00:11:31,895 --> 00:11:34,186 You're not gonna need your cell phone, it's just you and me. 213 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,520 As Miranda got a crash course in life as a twosome, 214 00:11:39,936 --> 00:11:42,353 I got a glimpse of life as a threesome. 215 00:11:43,728 --> 00:11:46,228 He's good. This is your best work yet. 216 00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:47,770 The guy's a genius. 217 00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:49,936 Reminiscent of the early Basquiat. 218 00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:51,645 You're very good with him. 219 00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:53,895 Have you ever thought about having children? 220 00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:54,978 I have one. 221 00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:57,645 - Oh. - Many years ago. 222 00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,061 No more children. 223 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,353 Actually, I cannot. I… 224 00:12:04,936 --> 00:12:06,686 - Yeah. - Oh. So… 225 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:08,395 Closed the factory. 226 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,770 How about you? You never wanted children? 227 00:12:12,311 --> 00:12:13,561 Oh… 228 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:18,686 You know. No, I've always thought that I might, 229 00:12:18,811 --> 00:12:22,603 I just, you know, I just haven't gotten around to it yet. 230 00:12:22,686 --> 00:12:25,186 And when are you planning to do this? 231 00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:27,645 How old are you? 38? 232 00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:31,520 I felt like I was just shot with a.38. 233 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:37,186 The Russian doesn't want to have kids. 234 00:12:37,270 --> 00:12:39,186 Had one a long time ago. It's done. 235 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:41,686 Well, then Dosvedanya or however you say it. 236 00:12:41,770 --> 00:12:44,645 What? No, for you maybe, but not for me. 237 00:12:44,728 --> 00:12:45,978 Don't you wanna have the option? 238 00:12:46,061 --> 00:12:49,186 Well, yes. But it is my experience that men like him 239 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:53,186 - don't come along that often. - But we're 38. These are the years. 240 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:56,853 Yes, I know. I've heard. I'm running out of time. 241 00:12:56,936 --> 00:12:58,603 I don't even have time to eat this cookie. 242 00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:01,228 - How is it? - It's so good I forgot to have children. 243 00:13:04,895 --> 00:13:06,145 Maybe he'll change his mind. 244 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,478 No, no, I don't think so. 245 00:13:08,561 --> 00:13:11,145 - He had a vasectomy. - But those are reversible. 246 00:13:11,311 --> 00:13:13,020 Is he willing to have it reversed? 247 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,978 I can't ask him that. 248 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:17,603 - I don't even know his birthday yet. - Well, too bad. 249 00:13:17,686 --> 00:13:20,145 At our age, you have to be able to talk about having children 250 00:13:20,228 --> 00:13:21,603 if you think it might get serious. 251 00:13:21,686 --> 00:13:25,061 Uh, that attitude, by the way, that awareness on the part of a woman 252 00:13:25,145 --> 00:13:28,353 that time is a-ticking is very sexy to a man. 253 00:13:28,436 --> 00:13:30,520 But you can't be scared to have those talks. 254 00:13:30,603 --> 00:13:31,686 Why not? 255 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,561 It is, it's a perfectly scary conversation. 256 00:13:34,645 --> 00:13:36,145 I didn't even want to have it with myself. 257 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:37,311 What does that mean? 258 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:39,728 It means that if I really wanted to have a baby, 259 00:13:39,811 --> 00:13:41,686 wouldn't I have tried to have one by now? 260 00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:44,228 I wanted to be a writer, I made myself a writer. 261 00:13:44,561 --> 00:13:48,311 I want a ridiculously extravagant pair of shoes, 262 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,186 I find a way to buy them. 263 00:13:50,270 --> 00:13:51,686 But this is totally different. 264 00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:54,853 You have been waiting for the right man and the right time. 265 00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:57,561 Yes, that's exactly the way it goes in my head too. 266 00:13:58,811 --> 00:13:59,811 You know… 267 00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:02,645 Maybe I'm not just a baby person. 268 00:14:02,728 --> 00:14:05,853 Why should you give up having a baby for a man you hardly know? 269 00:14:05,936 --> 00:14:08,895 Why should I give up a man for a baby I hardly know I want? 270 00:14:10,311 --> 00:14:13,770 I think you're a baby person, you're a closeted baby person. 271 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,853 What? 272 00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:18,561 You didn't even want to leave Brady with me for two days. 273 00:14:18,645 --> 00:14:20,478 Well, look at how well you did. 274 00:14:20,853 --> 00:14:21,895 Hi. 275 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:25,353 I think you should definitely have a baby. 276 00:14:26,311 --> 00:14:27,895 Okay. 277 00:14:28,603 --> 00:14:30,436 So what did he have? A boy or a girl? 278 00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:34,395 Um, I forgot to ask. 279 00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:37,853 See, baby person would've asked. 280 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,770 All right, I should get home, get some work done. 281 00:14:42,061 --> 00:14:44,728 Well, then why don't you just keep Brady a little longer 282 00:14:44,811 --> 00:14:46,020 till dinner time at least? 283 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,228 What, you think I'm gonna decide if I'm a baby person 284 00:14:48,311 --> 00:14:49,686 in the next couple of hours? 285 00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,311 Well, you still have a couple of years. 286 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,145 I'm starting to prune. 287 00:15:06,978 --> 00:15:09,020 You know what would be romantic? 288 00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:15,270 We have a fire, a bubble bath, champagne. 289 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:18,811 What would be romantic? 290 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,270 I wanna wash your hair. 291 00:15:22,603 --> 00:15:24,061 I washed it already. 292 00:15:24,145 --> 00:15:28,853 I know, but I wanna wash it for you. You know, like in Out of Africa? 293 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,020 Ah. 294 00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:40,395 Hold the soap. 295 00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:42,853 Okay. 296 00:15:44,853 --> 00:15:45,853 Okay. 297 00:15:52,186 --> 00:15:53,770 What could be better than that? 298 00:15:54,645 --> 00:15:56,395 Ow, ow, ow… 299 00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:58,895 - Hurts. Soap in my eye. Ah. - Okay. 300 00:16:02,686 --> 00:16:05,436 - Hello? - I'm having an anxiety attack. 301 00:16:05,770 --> 00:16:07,395 Brady is fine. 302 00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:09,145 Good, but that's not why I'm calling. 303 00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:12,728 I'm in the woods in my negligee and my cell phone only has two bars left. 304 00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:14,270 - Help! - Are you lost? 305 00:16:14,353 --> 00:16:15,353 Completely. 306 00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:17,645 This whole place, this whole trip is screaming, 307 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,686 "you should be having sex with your husband again." 308 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,853 The fire, the tub. We've already done it twice today. 309 00:16:22,936 --> 00:16:26,020 It's like sex is the only thing on the itinerary. 310 00:16:26,228 --> 00:16:28,228 So you two are getting along. 311 00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:30,228 Of course, it's our honeymoon. 312 00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:31,213 Where's he? 313 00:16:31,228 --> 00:16:33,020 In bed. It's our honeymoon. 314 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:35,895 - He thinks I'm getting ice. - Well, then, don't forget the ice. 315 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:39,770 Last night, Steve and I held hands for an hour and a half watching… 316 00:16:40,311 --> 00:16:41,478 the fire. 317 00:16:41,895 --> 00:16:43,478 He was looking into my eyes, 318 00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:45,770 I was looking for the remote. 319 00:16:47,811 --> 00:16:49,853 It feels good to be sarcastic. 320 00:16:50,186 --> 00:16:52,561 You can't be sarcastic on your honeymoon. 321 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,520 You should talk to Steve. 322 00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:57,020 I can't talk to Steve. He's on his honeymoon. 323 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,061 How's Brady? I miss him. 324 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,478 He's great. We're great. 325 00:17:02,311 --> 00:17:06,103 So, this whole motherhood thing, all it's cracked up to be? 326 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,978 Okay, there's something in the bushes 327 00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:14,645 and I hope it's a wild animal and not Steve coming to have sex with me again. 328 00:17:15,978 --> 00:17:18,145 I should be able to do this, Carrie. 329 00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:21,186 This should be the most romantic time of my life. 330 00:17:25,936 --> 00:17:26,838 Racoon. 331 00:17:26,853 --> 00:17:29,228 After Miranda used the 's' word twice, 332 00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:32,770 I wondered if should was another disease plaguing women. 333 00:17:33,228 --> 00:17:35,853 Did we want babies and perfect honeymoons, 334 00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:40,020 or did we think we should have babies and perfect honeymoons? 335 00:17:40,478 --> 00:17:44,311 How do we separate what we could do from what we should do? 336 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,186 And here's an alarming thought. 337 00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:50,478 It's not just peer pressure, it seems to be coming from within. 338 00:17:51,478 --> 00:17:54,978 Why are we should-ing all over ourselves? 339 00:17:56,728 --> 00:17:59,186 Then there are the "shoulds" of promoting film 340 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,353 which Samantha should have been in favor of, 341 00:18:01,436 --> 00:18:02,603 but she wasn't in the mood. 342 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:05,520 You should stay at the party. Harvey Weinstein is here. 343 00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:08,936 I did enough parties in LA I'd rather go home with my girl. 344 00:18:10,061 --> 00:18:12,311 Smith, Smith, right here. 345 00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:17,061 I really don't feel like having my photograph taken tonight. 346 00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:19,686 I'm gonna go out first and we'll talk tomorrow. 347 00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:22,853 What's going on? 348 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,853 We haven't spent a night together since I've been back. 349 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,520 - Did I do something? - No, no, it's not you. 350 00:18:28,603 --> 00:18:30,770 Well, something's up. You're quiet all night. 351 00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:33,853 You didn't even talk that much last couple of times we had phone sex. 352 00:18:37,228 --> 00:18:40,686 Smith, when you were in LA, they found a lump in my breast 353 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,145 and it's cancer. 354 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,645 Smith. Smith! 355 00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:48,686 The next day, at the Hotel vasectomy, 356 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:51,645 I had some questions for the man next to me. 357 00:18:52,270 --> 00:18:54,561 So, this child you had. 358 00:18:55,603 --> 00:18:57,353 - Yes? - How old is… 359 00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:00,020 - She? - She. Yes. 360 00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:03,686 Her name's Chloe, she's 22. 361 00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:08,186 She lives in Paris, and her mother lives there too. 362 00:19:08,936 --> 00:19:12,478 And you were married to her mother? 363 00:19:12,561 --> 00:19:15,686 Yes, it's the only time I was married. 364 00:19:15,978 --> 00:19:18,936 It lasted seven years, five of them good. 365 00:19:27,853 --> 00:19:30,270 This is my little thing at the age of four. 366 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,811 In our little house in Santorini. 367 00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:36,103 - She's beautiful. - Still is. 368 00:19:36,561 --> 00:19:38,103 - That's her mother? - Uh-huh. 369 00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:41,270 She's lovely and so young. 370 00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:43,145 I was young then too. 371 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:48,686 So… 372 00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:51,103 why only one child? 373 00:19:52,353 --> 00:19:54,186 I like my life the way I like it. 374 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,936 I got really lucky with Chloe. 375 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,770 Somehow, it worked out. 376 00:20:00,436 --> 00:20:02,895 Look, it's her seventh birthday. 377 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:04,270 Everything is purple. 378 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,478 Purple cake, purple dress, purple shoes. 379 00:20:08,603 --> 00:20:09,603 It was great. 380 00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:11,603 So, so funny. 381 00:20:14,478 --> 00:20:16,561 There it was, wrapped up in a bow. 382 00:20:16,978 --> 00:20:19,311 The whole life that I am never gonna have with him 383 00:20:19,395 --> 00:20:21,728 because he had it already with somebody else. 384 00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:25,811 And I know I shouldn't say this to someone with cancer, but… 385 00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:27,728 why me? 386 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:29,478 Ah! Let it rip. 387 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,186 Well, I guess it's not going to happen. 388 00:20:32,811 --> 00:20:34,686 That life, if I'm with him. 389 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:37,936 Then, bye bye baby. What else is on the menu? 390 00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:39,228 What do you mean? 391 00:20:39,311 --> 00:20:43,186 There are a lot of fabulous things in life that don't include a baby. 392 00:20:44,228 --> 00:20:45,853 What would that be like? 393 00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:52,186 Well, him, sex, and travel. 394 00:20:52,353 --> 00:20:54,145 - Comfort… - Hm. 395 00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:59,186 love, and extraordinary adventures. 396 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:01,145 Not too shabby. 397 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:02,770 If that's where this is going. 398 00:21:02,853 --> 00:21:07,645 At this point I've been only invited in as far as a security code and a robe. 399 00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:10,186 And the question that I need to ask is just… 400 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,603 It's impossible to ask. 401 00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,061 And what is that? 402 00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,353 Will you love me enough… 403 00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:20,978 to make up for the fact that I didn't have a baby. 404 00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,061 Oh, honey, no. 405 00:21:22,145 --> 00:21:24,686 Exactly, it's only been two months. 406 00:21:26,311 --> 00:21:27,936 38 years and two months. 407 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,478 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 408 00:21:30,561 --> 00:21:33,645 I know. It's too early in the relationship 409 00:21:33,728 --> 00:21:35,311 to have that conversation and… 410 00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:38,103 But it's too late in my life not to. 411 00:21:39,811 --> 00:21:41,228 It's a catch-38. 412 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:47,770 And after safely putting Brady to bed in his very sturdy crib, 413 00:21:47,853 --> 00:21:50,686 Charlotte and Harry enjoyed some romance as well. 414 00:21:50,770 --> 00:21:52,311 Oh, my God. 415 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,436 Oh, my God. 416 00:21:54,561 --> 00:21:56,811 Oh, my God! Stop! 417 00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:58,353 What? What happened? 418 00:21:58,561 --> 00:22:01,478 Brady saw us having sex. I've scarred him for life. 419 00:22:01,561 --> 00:22:03,645 Him? You've scarred me for life. 420 00:22:03,895 --> 00:22:04,936 Brady. 421 00:22:05,811 --> 00:22:07,686 Brady. 422 00:22:07,895 --> 00:22:08,895 Look away. 423 00:22:19,728 --> 00:22:20,811 Hello. 424 00:22:20,895 --> 00:22:22,145 I have bad news. 425 00:22:22,228 --> 00:22:24,478 Okay, you need to spit it out. Do we need to come home? 426 00:22:24,603 --> 00:22:27,145 Brady saw us having sex. 427 00:22:27,936 --> 00:22:30,603 - And? - He was looking at me, during. 428 00:22:30,686 --> 00:22:32,770 Charlotte, he doesn't know what he's looking at. 429 00:22:32,853 --> 00:22:34,811 He doesn't know where his nose is. 430 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,103 Are you sure? 431 00:22:36,561 --> 00:22:40,145 Harry, Brady can't be anywhere near this conversation. 432 00:22:40,270 --> 00:22:43,311 I think it may be too late. He just said sex is dirty. 433 00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,728 That's not funny. 434 00:22:45,353 --> 00:22:47,061 Charlotte, he's fine. 435 00:22:48,061 --> 00:22:49,061 But… 436 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,603 you sound tense, maybe I should still come home. 437 00:22:52,686 --> 00:22:56,103 No, I'm sorry to bother you. Go back to your honeymoon. 438 00:22:56,561 --> 00:22:59,020 I still have half a bar left. No! 439 00:22:59,103 --> 00:23:00,145 What? 440 00:23:01,478 --> 00:23:02,561 Are you on the phone? 441 00:23:04,145 --> 00:23:06,686 Charlotte panicked, but everything's fine. 442 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,728 Then, come back to bed. 443 00:23:10,436 --> 00:23:13,145 I don't need to come to bed. I'm rested. 444 00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:15,228 So am I. Come on. 445 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:19,895 Steve, I can't have sex anymore. I have a brain. 446 00:23:20,228 --> 00:23:21,561 I know you have a brain. 447 00:23:21,645 --> 00:23:23,811 I love you, but I can't love you this often. 448 00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:26,436 I can't love you twice a day, every day. 449 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:30,853 I'm going crazy here. I miss ESPN, and NPR, and Dateline. 450 00:23:30,936 --> 00:23:33,020 I am not the honeymoon type. 451 00:23:33,936 --> 00:23:37,478 - Do you hate me? - No, I don't hate you. 452 00:23:38,728 --> 00:23:40,561 But it was my honeymoon, too. 453 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:44,270 I like being quiet sometimes. I like reading a book. 454 00:23:44,353 --> 00:23:46,936 Four days is a long time. 455 00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,645 It isn't, actually. 456 00:23:48,936 --> 00:23:50,728 But it's all I had off from work. 457 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:54,561 Suddenly, Miranda understood the new should in her life. 458 00:23:55,186 --> 00:23:57,686 The things you should do for someone you love. 459 00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,061 I'm sorry, Steve. I'm an asshole. 460 00:24:01,145 --> 00:24:03,395 Yeah, you are. But you're my asshole. 461 00:24:04,353 --> 00:24:07,186 That's sweet, and gross at the same time. 462 00:24:08,353 --> 00:24:09,978 Well, relax. 463 00:24:10,561 --> 00:24:14,103 We're leaving in the morning. The honeymoon's over. 464 00:24:15,728 --> 00:24:16,895 Say that again. 465 00:24:18,186 --> 00:24:19,936 - The honeymoon's over. - Oh. 466 00:24:20,478 --> 00:24:24,978 For Miranda, once the honeymoon was over, it could finally begin. 467 00:24:25,270 --> 00:24:28,686 Hey, I got a brain, you know. 468 00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:37,270 The next day, at Dr. McAndrew's office, 469 00:24:37,353 --> 00:24:39,811 impatient patients were getting desperate. 470 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:45,186 God bless. 471 00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:53,478 Pulling out all the stops, huh? 472 00:24:53,561 --> 00:24:55,728 Well, what else was I gonna wear? 473 00:24:55,811 --> 00:24:57,228 A big tumor? 474 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:05,686 Ahem. 475 00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:07,895 This is my second day at this fu… 476 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:13,395 …cocta office and my good friend, the features editor at Vanity Fair… 477 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:15,811 Ms. Jones, I told you a thousand times. 478 00:25:16,145 --> 00:25:17,603 There's nothing I can do. 479 00:25:18,895 --> 00:25:20,645 Oh, my God. 480 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:22,811 Is this… Are you… 481 00:25:23,353 --> 00:25:25,103 You're Smith Jerrod's girlfriend? 482 00:25:26,478 --> 00:25:29,103 Well, yes, I suppose I am. 483 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:32,311 It was the one name Samantha hadn't dropped. 484 00:25:32,770 --> 00:25:34,895 Oh, my gosh. I love him. 485 00:25:37,353 --> 00:25:40,686 - He's my screensaver. - Oh. 486 00:25:41,311 --> 00:25:42,561 What's he like? 487 00:25:43,103 --> 00:25:44,478 Well, he's a… 488 00:25:44,895 --> 00:25:48,395 He's a very loyal boyfriend, always by my side. 489 00:25:48,603 --> 00:25:52,311 He would probably come here with me if I had an appointment. 490 00:25:52,436 --> 00:25:54,895 - Here, Smith Jerrod in this office? - Uh-huh. 491 00:25:54,978 --> 00:25:57,895 Oh, my gosh, um. Let's see. Um, well. 492 00:25:59,603 --> 00:26:01,478 Sometimes, I make an appointment at 8 o'clock. 493 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:04,020 - She doesn't like it, but she'll do it. - I could come at eight. 494 00:26:04,103 --> 00:26:06,478 And Smith, does he get up that early? 495 00:26:06,561 --> 00:26:08,395 For this, I think he would. 496 00:26:08,478 --> 00:26:12,311 Oh, and um, if you could get her an appointment, 497 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,020 he might kiss you on the lips. 498 00:26:17,603 --> 00:26:20,853 You're tomorrow at 8 a. m. She's 7:45. 499 00:26:20,936 --> 00:26:22,978 Thank you so much. 500 00:26:23,603 --> 00:26:25,853 Smith turned out to be more than a screensaver. 501 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,270 He was a life saver. 502 00:26:27,436 --> 00:26:29,395 We're in. 503 00:26:29,853 --> 00:26:33,103 - Oh, my God. - No, oh my boyfriend. 504 00:26:33,228 --> 00:26:36,645 And that is how Smith got Samantha in, plus nun. 505 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:45,270 - Are you cold? - No, I'm okay. 506 00:26:47,395 --> 00:26:48,686 You're very quiet today. 507 00:26:50,770 --> 00:26:51,811 What is it? 508 00:26:54,728 --> 00:26:56,311 This vasectomy… 509 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,061 it's not reversible, is it? 510 00:27:01,895 --> 00:27:04,103 I guess not for me. 511 00:27:05,728 --> 00:27:07,728 Okay. Yeah. 512 00:27:11,353 --> 00:27:13,436 And we're quiet again, huh? 513 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:24,311 I know you may think it's way too early to say what I'm about to say but… 514 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,603 it's not. 515 00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:27,728 Say what? 516 00:27:30,436 --> 00:27:33,478 I think that… 517 00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:36,603 I could really be with you 518 00:27:37,603 --> 00:27:40,978 and I just wanna say that… 519 00:27:42,145 --> 00:27:46,728 if this is something you are thinking, 520 00:27:47,561 --> 00:27:49,270 I need to know because… 521 00:27:51,478 --> 00:27:57,353 I'm 38, as you said, and so… 522 00:28:00,770 --> 00:28:02,145 I'm 38. 523 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,311 Thirty-eight is young. 524 00:28:04,395 --> 00:28:05,395 Well… 525 00:28:05,478 --> 00:28:07,478 It depends who you're talking to. 526 00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:12,020 So here we are, so soon. 527 00:28:13,686 --> 00:28:15,520 As you said, I… 528 00:28:17,603 --> 00:28:20,145 I could really be with you as well. 529 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,770 But believe me, I know who I am and I won't change my mind. 530 00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,853 I'm simply too old for that. 531 00:28:31,436 --> 00:28:34,353 Being a parent is an extraordinary thing. 532 00:28:35,145 --> 00:28:37,395 I wouldn't want you to miss that, 533 00:28:37,645 --> 00:28:39,270 if it's something you want. 534 00:28:39,353 --> 00:28:42,395 And you should have everything you want. 535 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,020 I am kinda cold. 536 00:28:50,978 --> 00:28:52,353 Come here. 537 00:29:01,561 --> 00:29:03,561 I didn't know what exactly I wanted, 538 00:29:04,353 --> 00:29:06,645 but I felt like I was getting warmer.