1 00:00:47,843 --> 00:00:51,635 When you're dating someone new, everything can seem foreign. 2 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,593 Especially when you're dating someone foreign. 3 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:57,676 My Russian had been taking me around the world. 4 00:00:58,718 --> 00:01:01,593 Greece in Astoria, Italy in the Bronx. 5 00:01:02,260 --> 00:01:05,468 Tonight, it was Korea, on West 32nd Street. 6 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:15,010 Wow. You look… 7 00:01:15,093 --> 00:01:17,343 Why, thank you. So… 8 00:01:17,968 --> 00:01:19,426 Where to tonight? 9 00:01:20,218 --> 00:01:23,343 Very, very exotic place. 10 00:01:23,676 --> 00:01:25,301 - Really? - Mmm-hmm. 11 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,760 Well, just so you know, I'm fully vaccinated. 12 00:01:28,843 --> 00:01:29,843 Good. Good. 13 00:01:29,926 --> 00:01:31,176 So, should we get a cab? 14 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:34,093 I've not been to this mysterious place before. 15 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:36,343 But I believe we can walk. 16 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:38,551 I'm intrigued. Continue. 17 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,343 Turn around. We're going to your place. 18 00:01:53,676 --> 00:01:56,426 Art-shmart. The man can cook. 19 00:01:56,510 --> 00:02:00,010 Have never made the risotto in frying pan before. 20 00:02:01,051 --> 00:02:03,301 I'm sorry. I don't use my kitchen. 21 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:06,968 And I don't usually make my guests sit on the floor 22 00:02:07,135 --> 00:02:08,635 next to my stack of Vogues, 23 00:02:08,718 --> 00:02:11,843 which I ordinarily hide in the tub for company. 24 00:02:12,968 --> 00:02:15,510 - And the walls… - Shh. 25 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:19,468 I love your house. It's so you. 26 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:20,801 Small and artless? 27 00:02:21,135 --> 00:02:22,885 No. Warm and lovely. 28 00:02:25,718 --> 00:02:27,135 - Ooh. - Are you okay? 29 00:02:27,218 --> 00:02:29,510 - My foot sleeps. - Oh. 30 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:32,426 Well, now we'll have espresso? 31 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:34,135 Oh, great. Where? 32 00:02:36,301 --> 00:02:38,635 I don't have an espresso machine. 33 00:02:39,551 --> 00:02:41,635 And you call yourself a writer, yeah? 34 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:47,260 Well, I may have an old Mr. Coffee One Cup, 35 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,010 but don't hold your breath. 36 00:02:49,343 --> 00:02:51,760 Oh, my God! 37 00:02:58,010 --> 00:02:59,176 Okay. We go out. 38 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,260 Oh, okay. 39 00:03:04,926 --> 00:03:07,301 Oh, that mouse is dead. Wow. 40 00:03:08,426 --> 00:03:09,510 It was a rodent. 41 00:03:10,135 --> 00:03:12,051 You don't want this in your house. 42 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:14,593 Well, maybe he was just crossing through 43 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:17,010 to get to the much nicer apartment next door. 44 00:03:18,260 --> 00:03:19,718 They call this denial. 45 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:23,051 Where there's one, there will be more. 46 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:28,926 Yeah, we're going out. 47 00:03:33,051 --> 00:03:36,051 At least it didn't happen in a room I actually used, like my closet. 48 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:37,760 Good Humor me. 49 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,885 The next morning, we were determined to use our good humors 50 00:03:40,968 --> 00:03:42,926 to make Samantha's chemo lounge 51 00:03:43,051 --> 00:03:46,176 as close as possible to a cocktail lounge. 52 00:03:46,301 --> 00:03:48,968 Look at Miranda working Mr. Grape there. 53 00:03:49,801 --> 00:03:51,801 Steve is one lucky guy. 54 00:03:51,926 --> 00:03:53,635 Samantha. 55 00:03:53,718 --> 00:03:55,426 Well, you guys are having a good time. 56 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:57,885 You bet. Cancer is hilarious. 57 00:03:58,135 --> 00:03:59,718 Are all you as fun as Samantha? 58 00:03:59,801 --> 00:04:02,218 - We try. - I'm her favorite patient. 59 00:04:02,301 --> 00:04:04,218 - Any mouth sores, sweetie? - Nope. 60 00:04:04,301 --> 00:04:05,885 Great. Just keep up the Popsicles. 61 00:04:06,343 --> 00:04:08,676 Samantha, I have to say, you are amazing. 62 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,385 I am. And if you love me in chemo, 63 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,885 wait till you see me at Smith's movie premiere. 64 00:04:14,301 --> 00:04:16,551 I'm getting a hot dress, fantastic shoes. 65 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:19,885 I'm going to kick cancer and that red carpet's ass. 66 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,343 Hear, hear. 67 00:04:21,926 --> 00:04:23,885 - Hear, hear. - Whoo-hoo! 68 00:04:24,843 --> 00:04:26,260 It's not at all what I expected. 69 00:04:26,343 --> 00:04:30,385 They have these Barcaloungers and videos and popsicles. 70 00:04:30,968 --> 00:04:33,135 You throw in Shuffle Board, it'd be a vacation in Miami. 71 00:04:33,551 --> 00:04:35,010 Ah, here they are. 72 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:38,218 Later, the Russian took me somewhere else I'd never been before. 73 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:40,260 The Kitchen Supplies Department. 74 00:04:40,343 --> 00:04:41,760 She doesn't even look sick. 75 00:04:41,843 --> 00:04:43,051 But she is sick, yes? 76 00:04:44,093 --> 00:04:47,301 Well, she was. But she's gonna be fine. 77 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,676 Had a friend who had breast cancer. 78 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:50,760 Oh… 79 00:04:50,926 --> 00:04:52,010 She died. 80 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,551 I think this one is you. 81 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,885 From kitchen supplies to a kitchen surprise. 82 00:05:11,260 --> 00:05:12,301 Hello. 83 00:05:12,885 --> 00:05:15,176 Oh, hi, Dr. Steiner. 84 00:05:15,260 --> 00:05:16,260 Uh-huh. 85 00:05:17,468 --> 00:05:18,468 Oh. 86 00:05:20,093 --> 00:05:21,218 None of them? 87 00:05:22,426 --> 00:05:24,593 Sure. I understand. 88 00:05:25,968 --> 00:05:28,801 Thanks for calling on a Saturday. Bye. 89 00:05:35,051 --> 00:05:36,926 None of my eggs were viable. 90 00:05:37,010 --> 00:05:38,801 Oh, baby. 91 00:05:39,176 --> 00:05:40,385 Again. 92 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,176 What do you want to do? 93 00:05:47,093 --> 00:05:48,593 Try IVF again. 94 00:05:48,676 --> 00:05:50,885 You sure? We've already tried it twice. 95 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:54,093 Yeah. I'm sure. It'll work. 96 00:05:54,635 --> 00:05:57,260 I mean, it has to. 97 00:06:00,676 --> 00:06:04,218 - You okay? - Yeah. I'm gonna go for a run. 98 00:06:11,343 --> 00:06:14,135 In high school, Charlotte was voted most popular, 99 00:06:14,218 --> 00:06:16,676 head of the track team and class president. 100 00:06:17,093 --> 00:06:19,135 She had won everything. 101 00:06:21,218 --> 00:06:23,176 Except the baby race. 102 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:35,510 Meanwhile, across town a couple who had won the baby race, 103 00:06:35,593 --> 00:06:38,301 had lost their bedroom to their baby. 104 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:43,676 Wait, we saw this one. Charming, mid-town two-bedroom? 105 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,301 Why don't they say what it really is? Crack house on an airshaft. 106 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:49,843 Scout, off! Off! 107 00:06:52,301 --> 00:06:56,301 Hey. Listen to this one. In our price range, three-bedroom. 108 00:06:56,385 --> 00:06:57,593 I'm putting my shoes on. 109 00:06:57,676 --> 00:06:59,551 - Outdoor space. - I'm getting my bag. 110 00:06:59,635 --> 00:07:02,176 - Finished basement. - It's a house? 111 00:07:02,260 --> 00:07:04,676 - In Brooklyn. - Okay, shoes are off. 112 00:07:05,135 --> 00:07:06,885 What did I tell you about that side of the paper? 113 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,510 What, it's a good place. 114 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:11,635 Steve, we're not moving to Brooklyn. I'm a Manhattan girl. 115 00:07:11,718 --> 00:07:13,593 I don't like anything not Manhattan. 116 00:07:13,843 --> 00:07:16,885 Hey, I'm Queens and I'm pretty cute. Let's just look at it. 117 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,093 Sleeping in the dining room isn't so bad. 118 00:07:19,426 --> 00:07:20,718 We're near the kitchen. 119 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,510 Did you let Fatty out of the laundry room? Ow. 120 00:07:25,843 --> 00:07:28,926 We don't even need this. We can hear Brady through the wall. 121 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:32,260 Miranda, we can't keep living like this. 122 00:07:32,551 --> 00:07:35,218 Scout, down. 123 00:07:37,426 --> 00:07:40,176 Fine. I'll look at it. 124 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:48,426 Oh. Oh. Ah, wow. 125 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,010 - What? - That is some strong coffee. 126 00:07:52,468 --> 00:07:54,760 Oh. Well. No wonder you work all night. 127 00:07:55,176 --> 00:07:56,176 That's the way I like it. 128 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:57,926 I'm gonna need a little milk in this. 129 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,718 Then it's not espresso. 130 00:08:00,176 --> 00:08:02,593 Milk will ruin it. Keep sipping it. 131 00:08:03,010 --> 00:08:04,010 You'll see. 132 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:16,968 - I need to talk to you about something. - Yes? 133 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:20,135 You know, the other day when I was talking about my friend? 134 00:08:20,218 --> 00:08:22,926 - The one with cancer? - Her name is Samantha. 135 00:08:24,885 --> 00:08:29,801 I just felt like you weren't being very sensitive about my feelings. 136 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:35,718 I mentioned her and your first response was to tell me about your friend. 137 00:08:35,801 --> 00:08:37,010 Who died. Yeah. 138 00:08:37,468 --> 00:08:39,968 Yes. See, exactly. 139 00:08:42,593 --> 00:08:44,385 I'm sorry about your friend. 140 00:08:44,718 --> 00:08:47,176 But my friend is going to be fine. 141 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,635 And my friend died. 142 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:51,218 See? You're doing it again. 143 00:08:51,885 --> 00:08:53,426 Not everyone dies. 144 00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:55,176 Then they're lucky. 145 00:08:56,385 --> 00:09:02,676 Okay… Maybe I'm not being very clear. 146 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,468 Oh, you're being clear. 147 00:09:04,676 --> 00:09:09,301 - You don't want your friend to die. - Please. Stop saying "die." 148 00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:10,760 But to be realistic, 149 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,593 you must acknowledge this possibility, yes? 150 00:09:13,676 --> 00:09:19,135 No. They caught it early at Stage 1, she's having the Cadillac of chemo. 151 00:09:19,218 --> 00:09:21,176 No, she is going to be fine. 152 00:09:21,801 --> 00:09:23,968 And your scaring me isn't helping. 153 00:09:24,051 --> 00:09:26,010 All I'm saying when my friend died… 154 00:09:26,093 --> 00:09:30,051 Okay, I don't know why but you are not listening to me. 155 00:09:30,135 --> 00:09:31,426 You're not listening to me. 156 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,093 Are you kidding me? All I've said is, 157 00:09:33,218 --> 00:09:36,051 "Please don't talk about your friend who died." 158 00:09:36,135 --> 00:09:37,510 Her name was Sophie. 159 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,260 I'm leaving. 160 00:09:39,676 --> 00:09:41,926 What are you talking about? We're having espresso. 161 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:45,926 No, we're not having espresso. We are not listening. 162 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:49,260 Sit down, finish your coffee. It's hot. 163 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,426 I'm leaving. 164 00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:57,593 Excuse… 165 00:10:01,093 --> 00:10:03,843 You know, I asked you not to mention your friend. 166 00:10:03,926 --> 00:10:06,260 And now all I can think about is your friend 167 00:10:06,343 --> 00:10:10,093 and my friend has nothing to do with your friend. 168 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,051 I think you're acting like a child. 169 00:10:12,135 --> 00:10:14,426 And I think you're acting like an asshole. 170 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:17,385 - Maybe you should go for now. - I'm already going. 171 00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:31,635 It was my first fight with the Russian 172 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,593 and I didn't know if it was the strong espresso 173 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,551 or the strong words, but either way, 174 00:10:37,635 --> 00:10:39,843 not even my feet slept that night. 175 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,926 Oh, my goodness. 176 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:48,426 Look at you and your little coat. 177 00:10:48,593 --> 00:10:52,385 - Did you go shopping? - Princess Dandy Rich Brandy Wine. Come! 178 00:10:52,468 --> 00:10:53,676 Oh, I got her. 179 00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:57,301 Oh, my goodness, so cute. 180 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,411 Thank you. 181 00:11:02,426 --> 00:11:04,051 That's a mighty big name for such a little dog. 182 00:11:04,135 --> 00:11:08,301 - Well, it's a show name. - Oh, my gosh, I love dog shows. 183 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:11,343 - Has she ever won? - This one? Two-time loser. 184 00:11:11,426 --> 00:11:13,010 She doesn't show anymore. 185 00:11:13,218 --> 00:11:17,051 She was bred from two champion Cavalier King Charles Spaniels 186 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,968 but when I tried to show her, it turns out she has a defect. 187 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,385 Oh, no. 188 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:23,135 Yeah, one of her hind legs is too short. 189 00:11:23,218 --> 00:11:25,385 Such a shame. She had so much promise. 190 00:11:25,468 --> 00:11:26,968 She just isn't a winner. 191 00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:30,801 Well. She's awfully cute anyway. 192 00:11:31,385 --> 00:11:33,093 I'm Charlotte York Goldenblatt. 193 00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:38,801 Trudy Stork. All right. Come on. That's enough. Come 194 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:39,786 There. 195 00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:44,551 - Okay. Well, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Bye-bye. 196 00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:46,760 Bye. 197 00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:50,968 That was the day a King Charles met an Upper East Side princess. 198 00:11:54,676 --> 00:11:55,661 Taxi. 199 00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:59,093 And an upper west-sider went to see a house in Brooklyn. 200 00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:07,385 Where to? 201 00:12:07,468 --> 00:12:09,260 Um, Brooklyn. Please. 202 00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:11,343 I don't go to Brooklyn. 203 00:12:12,926 --> 00:12:15,551 Yeah, neither do I. 204 00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:23,051 Miranda tried to see her future in Brooklyn, 205 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:25,426 but she just couldn't get there. 206 00:12:26,051 --> 00:12:28,176 Oh, yeah. Shit, yeah. 207 00:12:29,135 --> 00:12:30,593 Oh, God, you're good. 208 00:12:32,676 --> 00:12:33,843 Oh, fuck. 209 00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:37,135 What? Oh, Jesus. 210 00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:38,926 What do I… 211 00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:40,635 Just give it to me. 212 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,760 I mean, that's a lot of hair. Did that hurt? 213 00:12:44,843 --> 00:12:47,801 No, I'm fine. Really. So… 214 00:12:48,426 --> 00:12:49,635 Where were we? 215 00:12:51,635 --> 00:12:54,343 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 216 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,093 I'm gonna take a bath. 217 00:12:58,843 --> 00:13:01,051 Apparently, Samantha wasn't the only one 218 00:13:01,135 --> 00:13:02,343 losing something that night. 219 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,176 Samantha's not gonna die, right? 220 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,885 Of course not. She'll be fine. 221 00:13:09,551 --> 00:13:12,926 Her hair started falling out at a really bad time. 222 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:14,260 Oh, God. Was she at work? 223 00:13:14,635 --> 00:13:18,343 No. But she was definitely doing a job. 224 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,426 - No. - Oh, yes, ma'am. 225 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:25,135 - She's a trooper. She'll be fine. - Yeah, I know. 226 00:13:25,301 --> 00:13:28,176 But according to my Russian friend, we're all in denial. 227 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:29,676 Why? What does he say? 228 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,135 Well, it went like this. 229 00:13:31,218 --> 00:13:33,010 Him, "Your friend might die, yes?" 230 00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:36,635 Me, "No. You're an asshole." 231 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:40,260 - We had our first fight. - Yeah. I picked up on that. 232 00:13:40,343 --> 00:13:41,843 I mean, this is a man who is 233 00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:46,676 so sensitive about so much, but then this death, deal with it. 234 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,385 I know he's Russian, but Jesus, come on. 235 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,801 - Maybe it's a language barrier. - Well, it's definitely a barrier for me. 236 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:57,468 Is this who I'm seeing? A man who kills mice and optimism? 237 00:13:58,093 --> 00:14:01,885 Well, it's not denial. They got it early. She's gonna be fine. 238 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,801 You are aware that you've said she'll be fine three times 239 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,885 in half a block. 240 00:14:05,926 --> 00:14:08,385 Yeah. I just picked up on that, too. 241 00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:11,551 Anyway, how's it helping her if we freak out about it? 242 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:15,093 - It is our job to think positive. - Exactly. 243 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:18,468 Can you believe we're actually having this conversation? 244 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,760 No. And here's another thing I've never thought I'd be saying. 245 00:14:22,718 --> 00:14:27,385 - Steve wants us to move to Brooklyn. - Okay. Stop. 246 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:31,343 Now, that is information I can't handle. 247 00:14:31,426 --> 00:14:35,510 I know. I can't move to Brooklyn. Even cabs won't go there. 248 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,093 My conversation with Miranda brought me back to reality. 249 00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:50,760 Or more specifically, the people who want us to live in it. 250 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:54,093 The world tells us to get real. 251 00:14:54,176 --> 00:15:00,760 But what happens when living in reality means living in pain, fear, or Brooklyn. 252 00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:04,551 If a defense mechanism can get us through the difficult times, 253 00:15:04,801 --> 00:15:06,260 how bad can it be? 254 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,385 Maybe the reality is we need denial. 255 00:15:10,968 --> 00:15:14,301 Denial, friend or foe? 256 00:15:17,385 --> 00:15:21,218 Denial had become Charlotte's best friend, next to Harry. 257 00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:22,926 - Going for a run? - Uh-huh. 258 00:15:23,968 --> 00:15:26,551 - What are you looking at? - Doing some research. 259 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,968 - On what? - Adoption. 260 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,760 Oh. 261 00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:36,385 It could be just a backup. You know? Maybe we put ourselves on some lists. 262 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:39,010 By the time we know what's what, we'll have some choices. 263 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:40,676 What do you think? 264 00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:43,968 That seems like the right thing to do. 265 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:55,510 - Hi, Trudy. - Oh, hi. 266 00:15:55,885 --> 00:15:59,468 Hi, Dandy Rich. Hi. 267 00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:02,093 I brought you a present. 268 00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:06,260 - It's turkey bacon. Is that all right? - Oh, sure. She's not a show dog. 269 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,468 Oh, do you like that? 270 00:16:14,176 --> 00:16:16,385 Well, she really loves you. 271 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:20,426 Oh, who wouldn't love her. Look at that face. 272 00:16:20,676 --> 00:16:21,718 Eh. 273 00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:29,843 You know, just because somebody doesn't perform the way that you want them to, 274 00:16:29,968 --> 00:16:32,301 doesn't mean you should just give up on them. 275 00:16:33,801 --> 00:16:38,718 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I swore I wouldn't cry. 276 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,218 I'm trying to have a baby and it's just not going very well. 277 00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:49,301 That day, thanks to a dog with one short leg, 278 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,385 Charlotte stopped denying her shortcomings. 279 00:16:53,218 --> 00:16:57,635 I don't care for babies. Or labs. 280 00:17:01,926 --> 00:17:02,968 Thanks for coming. 281 00:17:03,051 --> 00:17:05,301 Are you kidding me? This is gonna be fun. 282 00:17:05,385 --> 00:17:07,843 I used to do this when I was 16 at the mall. 283 00:17:08,718 --> 00:17:09,968 Without the cancer part. 284 00:17:14,885 --> 00:17:18,843 I have a movie premiere and I need to look like myself at my most fabulous. 285 00:17:19,093 --> 00:17:21,885 What would you like natural hair or acrylic? 286 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,885 Sweetheart, does it look like I do acrylic? 287 00:17:25,593 --> 00:17:27,301 These are our best natural hair. 288 00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:30,176 "Sassy" and "Pretty-me." 289 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,968 No and no. 290 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:36,385 Fine. Let's try this. 291 00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:39,510 It's from the Ronnie Manrique line. 292 00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,176 This looks like you. Hmm? 293 00:17:46,051 --> 00:17:47,676 - Carrie. - Hmm? 294 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,135 How do I look? 295 00:17:49,385 --> 00:17:50,926 You look like Florence Henderson. 296 00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:53,010 Florence Henderson in a bad wig. 297 00:17:53,635 --> 00:17:57,676 Listen, I can't be on the red carpet in a bad rug. 298 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,385 Do you understand? 299 00:18:01,093 --> 00:18:02,426 I know. 300 00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:06,010 This is Candy. 301 00:18:07,093 --> 00:18:09,010 She's very popular. 302 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,801 I don't think you're listening. 303 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,551 I don't wanna look like Candy. I just wanna look like myself. 304 00:18:18,885 --> 00:18:22,218 Ma'am. These are wigs. 305 00:18:22,926 --> 00:18:25,093 They're not ever gonna look exactly like you. 306 00:18:25,176 --> 00:18:26,843 That is not acceptable. 307 00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:30,051 - We could style the bang. - Don't touch my head. 308 00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:33,010 I've worked with many women with cancer. 309 00:18:33,093 --> 00:18:36,260 I don't have cancer. I have a premiere. 310 00:18:36,343 --> 00:18:39,760 And I don't want some second rate wig named after a hooker. 311 00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:41,718 My hair is my thing. 312 00:18:41,801 --> 00:18:44,468 This is bullshit. 313 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:48,426 Carrie? We're going. 314 00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:56,051 I'm just so angry. 315 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,593 The chemo I can handle. But this hair thing. It's too much. 316 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:03,093 Sweetie, we'll find you a better wig. I have left hair all over Manhattan. 317 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,676 Every time the wind blows, 318 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,968 I have to check to make sure I'm not bald. 319 00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:09,135 It's only temporary. It'll grow back. 320 00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:13,051 And until then, I have to look like a sick person and I don't do sick person. 321 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:14,135 Because you're not. 322 00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:17,968 You're someone who had a little blip of bad luck and now it's over. 323 00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:19,260 What if it's not over? 324 00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:21,635 It's over. So over. 325 00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:22,926 What if it comes back? 326 00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:24,885 I could die, Carrie. 327 00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:27,135 With really bad hair. 328 00:19:27,301 --> 00:19:30,093 Hey, you are not going anywhere. 329 00:19:33,676 --> 00:19:39,010 Carrie, please. Let me talk about what I'm afraid of. Please? 330 00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:42,676 The denial part of me wanted to say, "You'll be fine." 331 00:19:42,801 --> 00:19:44,551 Instead I said, 332 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,093 Okay. I'm here. 333 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,010 Maybe I should just shave it all off. 334 00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:53,260 Yeah, you could be one of those fantastic bald women 335 00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:54,593 who's all about earrings. 336 00:19:55,468 --> 00:19:57,593 I better not look like fucking Kojak. 337 00:20:00,176 --> 00:20:01,176 Yeah. 338 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:06,260 Cancer. Turns out, not so hilarious. 339 00:20:06,926 --> 00:20:09,468 After Samantha lost control, she did the only thing 340 00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:10,843 she knew to get it back. 341 00:20:28,510 --> 00:20:29,510 Babe? 342 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,510 Ah. What are you doing here? 343 00:20:34,593 --> 00:20:36,260 I got your BlackBerry message. 344 00:20:36,343 --> 00:20:38,093 What do you mean you're not coming to my premiere? 345 00:20:38,176 --> 00:20:39,885 I'm very busy. 346 00:20:48,635 --> 00:20:50,176 I'm shaving my head, all right? 347 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:53,468 And it's scary and awful and you can't handle it. 348 00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:54,843 Who says I can't handle it? 349 00:20:54,926 --> 00:20:57,593 You freaked out after just a few little hairs. 350 00:20:57,676 --> 00:20:59,885 - You freaked out too. - You lost your hard on. 351 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:00,968 Shit happens. 352 00:21:05,385 --> 00:21:06,968 Let me be here for you. 353 00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:12,468 Listen, this is very intense and you're being very sweet 354 00:21:12,593 --> 00:21:15,926 but there is no way that you can relate to what I'm going through. 355 00:21:19,593 --> 00:21:20,885 What are you doing? 356 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,510 No you can't. Your hair's your thing. 357 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,093 Chill out, I'm busy. 358 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,385 And when I'm done cue balling here, I'm moving right over to you. 359 00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:43,343 That night, Smith gave Samantha the very best head of her life. 360 00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:49,176 The next day, Miranda endured her first out of Borough experience. 361 00:21:51,301 --> 00:21:52,385 Broken. 362 00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:55,635 Broken. 363 00:21:56,093 --> 00:22:01,051 You mean, Brooklyn, Brooklyn. Here. 364 00:22:01,593 --> 00:22:03,551 Let me show you what we could do. 365 00:22:04,843 --> 00:22:07,468 We tear out these closets, we make this the dining room. 366 00:22:07,801 --> 00:22:09,593 Which you wouldn't have to sleep in. 367 00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:13,301 Open up this fireplace, imagine all of our friends over here, 368 00:22:13,385 --> 00:22:15,718 fire's going, having some beers. 369 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:18,635 None of our friends are coming to Brooklyn, but continue. 370 00:22:21,718 --> 00:22:22,885 Miranda. 371 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,968 This isn't just about you anymore. 372 00:22:26,801 --> 00:22:29,093 Brady's only gonna get bigger, God willing. 373 00:22:29,801 --> 00:22:31,843 Now, look at all this space. 374 00:22:32,426 --> 00:22:36,510 You owe it to all of us, you, me, Brady, Scout, Fatty, 375 00:22:37,301 --> 00:22:38,885 to really look at this place. 376 00:22:39,801 --> 00:22:40,926 We're a family. 377 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,135 Oh, my God. I'm married. 378 00:22:47,218 --> 00:22:49,635 And that was the reality. 379 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:52,718 I'm gonna take Brady and the dog outside. 380 00:22:54,468 --> 00:22:55,968 You let me know what you think. 381 00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:02,718 Come on let's go out back. Yeah. 382 00:23:17,843 --> 00:23:20,718 Let's chase the dog. Let's chase the dog around. 383 00:23:27,718 --> 00:23:31,926 That day, Miranda couldn't deny what was best for her family. 384 00:23:36,426 --> 00:23:37,718 So, what do you think? 385 00:23:42,301 --> 00:23:44,801 We're very interested but I'll wanna bring in an engineer. 386 00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:47,593 I'd require a long escrow, and if the furnace isn't up to code, 387 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,718 I'll need it replaced. 388 00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:53,593 And so, she negotiated her way into her future. 389 00:24:10,843 --> 00:24:14,051 And Samantha realized she couldn't deny cancer. 390 00:24:18,135 --> 00:24:21,135 She would never be exactly who she was again. 391 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:25,051 So for that night, she decided to be Lil' Kim. 392 00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:29,135 Smith! I love you! 393 00:24:41,218 --> 00:24:44,718 It was a very special delivery from Ms. Stork. 394 00:24:47,343 --> 00:24:50,968 Oh, my goodness. Thank you. 395 00:24:51,051 --> 00:24:54,468 Hi. 396 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,718 It was a girl. Eight pounds, two ounces. 397 00:24:59,801 --> 00:25:04,010 Oh my goodness. Hello, are you hungry, precious? 398 00:25:04,593 --> 00:25:08,010 - Who is that? - She's a present. Can we keep her? 399 00:25:08,385 --> 00:25:13,218 Anything that makes you smile like that, it'd be crazy not to. What's her name? 400 00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:15,843 Princess Dandy Rich Brandy Wine. 401 00:25:15,926 --> 00:25:17,885 Oh that's impossible. You gotta change it. 402 00:25:18,218 --> 00:25:21,718 Oh, what should we name you, pretty girl? 403 00:25:22,218 --> 00:25:25,551 Who's the prettiest girl in the world? 404 00:25:27,635 --> 00:25:29,343 Elizabeth Taylor. 405 00:25:29,426 --> 00:25:34,176 Elizabeth Taylor Goldenblatt. 406 00:25:34,468 --> 00:25:36,301 That was the day Elizabeth Taylor 407 00:25:36,385 --> 00:25:38,176 moved in with Harry and Charlotte. 408 00:25:40,718 --> 00:25:43,968 And something far less glamorous moved in with me. 409 00:25:59,843 --> 00:26:01,801 He'll stay at the fancy neighbors' now. 410 00:26:02,926 --> 00:26:03,968 Thanks. 411 00:26:05,343 --> 00:26:08,343 I didn't think I would hear from you. 412 00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:10,676 I was upset. 413 00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:18,051 You know, I need you to not talk so that I can say this without you confusing me. 414 00:26:20,593 --> 00:26:22,760 Samantha is my friend. 415 00:26:23,176 --> 00:26:28,051 She's my family. My insides. 416 00:26:28,885 --> 00:26:32,718 She will be fine because she has to be fine. 417 00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,760 That's how important she is to me. 418 00:26:36,510 --> 00:26:40,593 So, for you to say that she may not be just… 419 00:26:41,051 --> 00:26:44,885 it feels very… hurtful. 420 00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:48,385 And really unnecessary. 421 00:26:49,176 --> 00:26:54,468 - Let me explain. My friend who died… - Oh, my God. 422 00:26:54,551 --> 00:26:58,051 Wait. Wait. When she died, 423 00:26:59,968 --> 00:27:01,343 I was surprised. 424 00:27:02,801 --> 00:27:04,343 The amount of pain. 425 00:27:05,301 --> 00:27:09,343 I didn't want you to be surprised like I was. 426 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:14,176 Well, you could have just said that. 427 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:15,468 We are different. 428 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,551 Yes, we are. 429 00:27:19,635 --> 00:27:22,593 I need my relationship with a little bit of milk. 430 00:27:23,968 --> 00:27:25,801 It's clear who's the writer here, huh? 431 00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:30,260 Your friend will be fine. 432 00:27:31,843 --> 00:27:32,843 Thank you. 433 00:27:34,385 --> 00:27:36,093 And I'm sorry about Sophie. 434 00:27:37,885 --> 00:27:38,926 Thank you. 435 00:27:42,010 --> 00:27:44,760 That night, for the first time, 436 00:27:44,885 --> 00:27:46,718 we spoke the same language. 437 00:27:49,343 --> 00:27:52,926 So while Samantha's life and my life with the Russian would continue, 438 00:27:53,301 --> 00:27:56,968 it was clear that Miranda's life as we knew it, was over. 439 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,926 Brooklyn. I can't even say it, let alone live in it. 440 00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:04,385 - You'll all come visit, right? - Ooh. Talk about denial. 441 00:28:04,676 --> 00:28:07,093 Stop. We'll all come, won't we? 442 00:28:07,176 --> 00:28:09,718 Well, I won't. I have cancer. 443 00:28:09,801 --> 00:28:11,885 How long are you gonna play that cancer card? 444 00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:14,260 As long as it takes for you to move back. 445 00:28:14,343 --> 00:28:16,135 But it's just a subway ride away. 446 00:28:16,218 --> 00:28:18,635 Subway that goes under water. That's not normal. 447 00:28:18,718 --> 00:28:22,801 - Another Manhattan? - Oh, please. For all of us. 448 00:28:23,510 --> 00:28:25,801 That night, Miranda was determined 449 00:28:25,885 --> 00:28:28,635 to drink in as much Manhattan as she could. 450 00:28:28,843 --> 00:28:32,926 Do you remember that awful apartment that I had on 17th Street? 451 00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:34,676 - The one with the water box? - Oh. 452 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,551 What about your horrifying studio sublet on Riverside Drive? 453 00:28:37,635 --> 00:28:39,010 Oh, I blocked it. 454 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:42,218 Man, I have had some really shitty apartments here. 455 00:28:42,718 --> 00:28:45,260 Why do I think living in Manhattan is so fantastic? 456 00:28:46,051 --> 00:28:47,426 Because it is. 457 00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:51,468 - Here we go. - Thank you. 458 00:28:51,551 --> 00:28:54,385 It'll be childish of us to deny that our lives weren't changing. 459 00:28:54,676 --> 00:28:57,968 But for this night, none of us were going anywhere. 460 00:28:58,885 --> 00:29:01,301 That's the thing about really good friends 461 00:29:01,551 --> 00:29:03,426 and a really great Manhattan.