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When it gets cold outside,
New Yorkers head inside,

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and look for ways to generate heat.

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Hey.
Watch those hands, mister.

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They are cold, and you are warm, so…

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- People are looking.
- No one is looking.

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Petrovsky.

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Hey, hi.

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Seated at the star table, I see.

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Where else would I be?

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- Come and join us.
- No, we wouldn't wanna…

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- Yes, come.
- You saved our lives.

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Ten thousand restaurants
in New York and everyone's at Pastis.

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Introductions.

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This is John Paul Sandal,

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- the most fantastic painter in New York.
- Hi.

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I'm not paying for lunch.

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- You know my assistant Lee.
- Yes, hi.

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Audra Clark, she's the editor of
Artlife magazine.

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- Carrie Bradshaw.
- Hi.

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Handsome Lee has just informed us
of your upcoming show in Paris.

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Congratulations.

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Yeah, right, a solo exhibit at the
Galerie Nationale du Jeu de Paume.

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Just another day.

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You are so full of shit.

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I never said I wasn't.

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It's your first new exhibit in what,
four years?

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Six.

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Well, the world is waiting with breath
that is baited.

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We need menus and a wine list.

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So, how are they?

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The oysters are very good.

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No, his pieces.

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Oh, um, I don't know.
I haven't seen them yet.

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- Are you an artist as well?
- No, I'm a writer.

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Novels?

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No, I write a column for a newspaper.

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- The Times?
- The New York Star.

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It's very good column
about women, men, and sex.

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Very smart, and very funny.

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I'm sure.

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You're not sure, you're snide.

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- May I borrow your newspaper?
- No, no, what are you… Oh.

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Let's see.

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"It's my belief that the last time
anyone actually enjoyed the 69 position

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was in 1969."

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I think it's funny.

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That wasn't one of my smartest ones.

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And further uptown,
Charlotte didn't mind the cold.

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She had a new puppy love
to keep her warm.

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That is the most
precious little thing.

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- Thank you.
- What's her name?

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- Elizabeth Taylor.
- Oh!

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That is the fourth person
to stop and gush.

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I swear that dog's getting
cruised more than me,

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and we're on the corner of gay and gay.

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She loves the attention, doesn't she?
Look how she prances along.

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- Do you see her prancing?
- Yes, she's very prancy.

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She was a show dog, you know.
She even competed at Westminster.

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Did she ever win anything?

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Well, no, but I think that was only
because her last owner

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wasn't very supportive.

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I think she misses the competition.

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- See how she's showing off.
- She's a freaking attention whore.

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- Cute dog.
- Thank you.

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I'm thinking of re-entering her.

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I think with my love
and a little encouragement,

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she could actually win.
What do you think?

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What the hell, do it.

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Nobody puts baby in the corner.

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Dirty Dancing, hello?

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And over in Brooklyn,
someone was not feeling so prancy.

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Hey.

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Man, your face is freezing.

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I had to walk all the way
from the subway in these heels.

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My feet are killing me.

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Why didn't you just carry 'em and wear
sneakers like everyone else?

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Stop.

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You can take me out of Manhattan,
but you can't take me out of my shoes.

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Then stop complaining about them.

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You're right. I have much bigger things
to complain about.

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Did you get a chance to install
my DSL line today?

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I was putting up sheetrock
in Brady's room.

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Steve, you know I can't live
without internet access.

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You want your kid to live without walls?

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Here. This ought to cheer you up.

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The Pony Express finally got
our address right.

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- We have mail?
- Yeah.

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My Tattle Tale came.

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Finally, a connection to the real world.

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I can't believe that you read that crap.

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I love it, it's my thing. Let it go.

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- Oh, Magda and Brady…
- I'm reading this, you no longer exist.

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That night, over at the only
restaurant that seemed to exist…

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Oh, there's Samantha's boyfriend, Smith.

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- Oh, where?
- Star table, let's say hello.

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I'm nervous.

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He's so unbelievably hot
in that Gus Van Sant movie.

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But can he pull off
a fuchsia Ozwald Boateng shirt?

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Hi, sorry to interrupt.

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We've met before.
We're friends of Samantha's.

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I hear she's a wonderful woman.

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Oh, my God, that's a good look for you.

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It's very Jefferson Starship.

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Well, I decided to turn a little
hair loss into a lot of hair gain.

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Oh, you're getting wiggy with it.

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Come on.
Jam in here right next to me.

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Oh, we don't wanna disturb.

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Are you kidding?
Any friend of Samantha's.

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Okay.

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This is my boyfriend Marcus.
Marcus, Smith Jerrod.

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Oh, whatever you're drinking,
looks yummy.

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Smith Jerrod. Gah… All right.

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How you doing, boss?

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Dude, my girl loves you.

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- You gotta let me get a picture.
- Only if you get my friends here.

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All right.

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I heard that Aleksandr Petrovsky
is having a solo show in Paris.

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Don't believe everything you hear.

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It's exciting, tell me about your show.

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Why would I want to talk about my work

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when I have you in bed with me?

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Because I want to know about it,
'cause it's important to you.

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This is what's important to me.

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- I'm serious, come on.
- So am I.

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Very serious.

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I just… I wanna know more about
what you do.

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If for no other reason,
than I would like to avoid

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having this face in restaurants.

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I prefer keeping my work
and my private life separate.

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All this art talk,
it's so fucking boring.

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It wouldn't be to me.

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Then you're an exception to the rule.

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Well…

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then if you're not going to tell me
about the Gallery National de blah blah,

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then I need to get serious
about my busy day.

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Oh, don't go.

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- I have many, many…
- Oh, schedule. You're so New York.

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Stay here, do nothing, get in trouble.

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Be spontaneous.

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But I'm meeting people for things.

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It's cold out there.
Stay here where it's warm.

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Samantha, I don't know
how to tell you this,

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but I was reading my Tattle Tale
and there's a picture of Smith.

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Miranda, what in the world are you doing
reading something like that?

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- I love it, it's my thing. Let it go.
- Oh, Smith is always in that rag.

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Yeah, but this time, he's gay.

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Oh, "Boysss Night Out."

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"Smith Jerrod cozies up
to Broadway dancer,

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Marcus Adant, and unidentified
older gay gentleman."

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Oh, poor Stanford.

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- Smith is not gay.
- Of course not.

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So, this makes you his beard.

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- I'm a beard in a wig.
- You're not upset?

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Oh, please, after the big C,
you don't sweat the small stuff.

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And besides, once the gay rumors start,
it means you're really a star.

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- Hello.
- Hi, sweetie, it's me.

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Carrie, where are you?

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Oh, bad news,
I don't think I'm gonna make it.

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You can't come? Are you okay?

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No, I'm fine.
I'm just, you know,

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I'm just all the way downtown
with the Russian and it's very cold out.

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She's still downtown and it's too cold.

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Well, you know,
we haven't seen you in forever and…

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Oh, I have news.

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Elizabeth Taylor is going to be
in a dog show.

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- My Elizabeth Taylor.
- Oh. Congratulations.

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And Miranda wants to really talk to you.
And Smith is gay.

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What do you mean you're not coming?

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Smith is gay?

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Don't try to change the subject.
I came in all the way in from Brooklyn.

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Oh, who are you kidding.

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You'd use any excuse
to come in the city.

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You owe me a trip to Brooklyn.

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Carrie, we're fine. Everything's fine.

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Smith is not gay.

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It's too cold to leave the house.
You stay downtown with your hot man.

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Okay.

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Ah.

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Which is exactly what I did.
For the next four days.

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Oh, my.

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With my column tragically overdue,

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I finally left the Russian's
warm apartment.

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Oh, good God.

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And came home to the tropics.

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When you've been spending
all your time in your new world,

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it's easy to forget that there might be
people trying to reach you

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from your old world.

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Hey, kid, how's it going?

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We just put our new Cabernet to bed.

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Made me think of you.

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Give me a call.

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Saturday, 10:00 p.m.

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Playing hard to get, huh?

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Called your cell,
but I think I copied the number wrong.

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Unless you're a ticked off guy
named Paco.

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Hey, I wanna talk to you, call me.

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Monday, 2:00 p.m.

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Carrie, it's me. Again.

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Listen, uh, did I do something
to tick you off?

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If I did,
call me and I'll apologize. Okay?

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Okay.

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Wednesday, 8:00 p.m.

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Deleted. Deleted. Deleted.

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I deleted Big.

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- You deleted Big?
- Yep.

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Did you call him to tell him
you deleted him?

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- Nope.
- Wow, that's new.

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Delete, delete, delete.
Three messages last week.

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- What do you think he was calling about?
- Don't know.

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And for the first time,
don't really care.

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After his last trip, I finally got it.
What's the point?

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Things are serious with the Russian.

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Really? That's great.

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It's just so different and so…

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What?

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It's grown up.
There's not a lot of fuss,

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there's no confusion about how he feels
about me, he tells me all the time.

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Unlike answering machine
up there in Napa.

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- Sounds perfect.
- Yeah.

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- There's just one thing.
- Thank God.

221
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I was beginning to feel bad
about Steve and me.

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What's the thing?

223
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Well,

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we don't really have anything
in common but each other.

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We're not really involved
in each other's lives.

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He never shares anything about his work.

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I don't talk to Steve about my work.

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- And he doesn't mind?
- I think he prefers it that way.

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But you guys share everything else.

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Because we're in Brooklyn.
There's no one else to talk to.

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Besides, Carrie,
every couple's different.

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Yeah, I guess I just had this idea
about a couple sharing everything.

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At least their passions.

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You want passions on top of passion?

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Hey, Carrie, welcome back.

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You see the new walls?
Nice progress, huh?

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- I'll say. It's really coming together.
- What's all that?

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Oh, I stopped off and picked up
some dessert for you ladies.

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Brooklyn's finest,
we have cheese cake,

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and cannolis.

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What a delightful borough.

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I'll put this stuff out in the kitchen.

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I love having your friends over.

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I want you to meet him, my Russian.

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Can't wait.

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That log is really
heating up the joint, huh?

247
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Good morning.

248
00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:07,266
All night again?

249
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,475
How's the work going?

250
00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:12,391
It was clear from his silence
we weren't having

251
00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:14,683
passions on top of passions
for breakfast.

252
00:13:14,766 --> 00:13:17,016
Hey, what are you doing Sunday night?

253
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,683
I have no idea, why?

254
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:23,433
Well, I was thinking since I met
some of your friends the other day,

255
00:13:23,516 --> 00:13:25,266
maybe you could meet some of my friends.

256
00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:28,308
Those people were my colleagues,
not my friends.

257
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,308
My friends are mostly in Europe.

258
00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:33,183
Well, my friends are here.
And they're fantastic.

259
00:13:33,641 --> 00:13:36,391
Then on Sunday, I'll be happy
to meet your fantastic friends.

260
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,933
Oh goody.

261
00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:42,016
And FYI, you have
a friend in New York, me.

262
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,350
You're not my friend, you're my lover.

263
00:13:44,725 --> 00:13:47,058
And that is a much better thing.

264
00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:52,225
Mmm. Come to bed.

265
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,558
Oh, no, no, no. I have to go home.

266
00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:56,891
I have to write my column.
I can't turn it in late again.

267
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:58,850
Work here.

268
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:00,433
I can't, my computer's at home.

269
00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:03,725
I have a computer very good
for writing columns.

270
00:14:04,808 --> 00:14:07,641
You would let me use
your fancy computer?

271
00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:09,266
Mmm-hmm.

272
00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:12,266
In exchange for one hour in bed.

273
00:14:16,141 --> 00:14:17,183
Okay.

274
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:24,100
They say that opposites attract,
but they never say for how long.

275
00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:27,725
Should the relationship-savvy person
stoke the fires of passion

276
00:14:27,808 --> 00:14:29,891
with the kindling of work and friends

277
00:14:29,975 --> 00:14:33,558
or should we simply be satisfied
with the romance that sizzles?

278
00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:35,850
I couldn't help but wonder.

279
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:37,891
Without sharing your worlds,

280
00:14:37,975 --> 00:14:40,850
can even the hottest relationship
stop cold?

281
00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:48,058
Um…

282
00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:52,933
Meanwhile, Samantha was about to
hear the hottest rumor

283
00:14:53,016 --> 00:14:55,016
from the city's hottest rumor mill.

284
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:57,308
Two young PR girls.

285
00:14:57,391 --> 00:15:00,266
Did you see that picture
of Smith Jerrod online?

286
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:01,683
I can't believe he's gay.

287
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,933
No one that good-looking
is ever straight.

288
00:15:04,016 --> 00:15:05,850
I thought he was dating Samantha Jones.

289
00:15:05,933 --> 00:15:09,141
All this time, I thought she had
the hottest sex life in New York City.

290
00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:11,058
Turns out she's just a fag hag.

291
00:15:11,183 --> 00:15:13,808
And that stopped Samantha cold.

292
00:15:14,808 --> 00:15:16,266
And here comes
the hound group.

293
00:15:16,725 --> 00:15:18,433
This is a beautiful group.

294
00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:21,683
There's the Pharaoh Hound champion
Eleanor Pendragon,

295
00:15:21,766 --> 00:15:23,891
four-time Best in Show winner.

296
00:15:23,975 --> 00:15:25,808
And take a look at that outfit.

297
00:15:26,391 --> 00:15:28,100
Everyone's talking about me.

298
00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:31,600
In the blink of a tabloid,
I went from Demi to Liza.

299
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,516
At least people know who you are.

300
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,933
"Unidentified older gay gentleman."

301
00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:38,683
Marcus got three auditions
off that picture.

302
00:15:39,058 --> 00:15:40,266
I got outed.

303
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,141
Oh, poor Stanny.

304
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,850
How can they just assume I'm gay?

305
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:51,100
Okay, I've got ten bucks on
Lord Reginald the Fourth down there.

306
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,641
- Any takers?
- Oh, you are a good friend.

307
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:56,225
All the way from Brooklyn to see
a bunch of dogs run in a circle.

308
00:15:56,308 --> 00:15:59,683
She came to watch my baby get baptized,
I came to watch her baby get judged.

309
00:15:59,766 --> 00:16:02,350
I almost didn't show my face. "Fag hag."

310
00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:05,641
There go years and years of
fucking everything that walks.

311
00:16:06,016 --> 00:16:08,225
I thought you weren't gonna
sweat the small stuff.

312
00:16:08,308 --> 00:16:10,933
Look, I can't have cancer
and be a fag hag.

313
00:16:11,016 --> 00:16:13,225
Hey, you guys want to have drinks
with the Russian tomorrow night?

314
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:14,251
- Sure.
- Oh, I'm in.

315
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,433
Me, too.

316
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:18,016
Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.
It's just the girls this time.

317
00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:22,100
Oh, what am I now?
Your unidentified older gay friend?

318
00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,850
You'll be in the next round, I promise.

319
00:16:23,933 --> 00:16:26,225
Okay, I gotta go backstage
and check on the little mother.

320
00:16:26,308 --> 00:16:27,293
Well, take your time.

321
00:16:27,308 --> 00:16:31,433
We've still got sporting
and working and toy. Oh my.

322
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:37,558
This was not the type of blow job
I was hoping for today.

323
00:16:38,058 --> 00:16:41,933
She looks so pretty. Yes, she does.

324
00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:44,308
Did you see how impressed
the host committee was?

325
00:16:44,391 --> 00:16:45,933
I really think she has a chance.

326
00:16:46,016 --> 00:16:47,933
You know, you think
with all these faggy little dogs,

327
00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:50,725
there'd be at least
one horny circuit muscle gay here.

328
00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:54,641
No, nothing but boxy thick-legged ladies
and tweedy old queens.

329
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,308
- Char.
- Hmm?

330
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,850
Did you cut yourself with the scissors?

331
00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:00,225
There are drops of blood here.

332
00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:04,350
Wait, it's coming from her.

333
00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:09,266
- No. Don't tell me.
- Oh no, she's in heat.

334
00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:11,391
Hey, how's it…

335
00:17:12,058 --> 00:17:14,516
- What's wrong?
- The freaking dog just got her period.

336
00:17:14,725 --> 00:17:17,725
- Excuse me?
- Oh, yeah, Aunt Flo's in doggy town.

337
00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:19,933
- Show over.
- Don't say that.

338
00:17:20,016 --> 00:17:21,141
We can still compete.

339
00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:23,558
I once won a junior gymnastics meet
when I had mine.

340
00:17:24,183 --> 00:17:25,891
It's a dog.

341
00:17:25,975 --> 00:17:28,850
What are you gonna do? Run around
looking for a teeny tiny tampon?

342
00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:35,350
You're right, it's not funny.

343
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,433
I'm a woman. I should know better.

344
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:46,475
Trouble. Elizabeth Taylor
just got her period.

345
00:17:46,558 --> 00:17:47,766
- What?
- Mmm-hmm.

346
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:49,808
Backstage. That time of the month.

347
00:17:49,975 --> 00:17:51,850
I thought she looked a little bloated.

348
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:54,058
And she was so bitchy earlier.

349
00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:57,350
And here come the toy dogs.

350
00:17:57,725 --> 00:18:01,725
Many viewers don't realize
that these little dogs can actually

351
00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:04,933
be a lot harder to care for
than ones ten times their size.

352
00:18:05,016 --> 00:18:08,641
Grooming a Yorkie or a Pomeranian
like Champion Philip Turner

353
00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:10,891
can take up to three hours a go.

354
00:18:10,975 --> 00:18:13,100
Gait is important for this group,

355
00:18:13,183 --> 00:18:15,766
and the King Charles Spaniel
is moving nicely.

356
00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:19,100
Next to her is the Shih Tzu,
and there's the Maltese

357
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:23,308
followed by Miniature Pinscher
champion Big Bark Little Bite.

358
00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:33,391
The judges narrowed it down
to the Toy Poodle,

359
00:18:33,475 --> 00:18:38,058
champion Diamond Pico,
the Shih Tzu, champion Yurosaki,

360
00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:41,391
the Pomeranian,
champion Justine Greystoke,

361
00:18:41,475 --> 00:18:44,350
and the King Charles Spaniel,
Elizabeth Taylor.

362
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:48,391
Come on, Elizabeth Taylor. Woo!

363
00:18:56,975 --> 00:18:59,391
Charlotte was
a dog show natural.

364
00:18:59,725 --> 00:19:01,975
Thanks to her blue blood background.

365
00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:04,891
Let me see the move.

366
00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,016
And speaking of blood…

367
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:17,266
The judge is examining
the dogs' gaits one more time

368
00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,100
before he makes his decision.

369
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,433
Okay, Elizabeth.

370
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,183
One.

371
00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:27,725
It's the King Charles
Spaniel, followed by the Shih Tzu,

372
00:19:27,808 --> 00:19:30,683
- the Pomeranian, and the Toy Poodle.
- That's my friend.

373
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:33,058
All the dogs were champions,

374
00:19:33,141 --> 00:19:37,100
but to the judge,
Charlotte was the best in show.

375
00:19:37,808 --> 00:19:38,850
Period.

376
00:19:40,975 --> 00:19:43,975
Samantha Jones, I thought that was you.

377
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,308
Tom, what are you doing here?

378
00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:47,933
I handle the press
for this tacky thing.

379
00:19:48,016 --> 00:19:49,001
Oh.

380
00:19:49,016 --> 00:19:51,933
Listen, could I get
Smith Jerrod's number?

381
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:55,225
Tom, no. I'm fucking him.

382
00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:58,058
Sure you are.

383
00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:04,766
I'm a laughingstock.
I have got to put a stop to this.

384
00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:07,433
And from dog show
to doggy show…

385
00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,141
Are you sure you wanna do this?

386
00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:10,683
It worked for Paris Hilton.

387
00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:13,308
I need to set
the record straight, literally.

388
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,266
But I don't care
if people think I'm gay.

389
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:19,558
This isn't about you.

390
00:20:20,058 --> 00:20:22,683
Now, when we get going,
make sure to say,

391
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:25,933
"Samantha Jones,
you are one hot piece of ass.

392
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,725
I could fuck you all night long,
Samantha Jones."

393
00:20:30,641 --> 00:20:32,141
How are you going to get this around?

394
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:37,225
I'm a PR pro. I know exactly
whose hands to drop this into.

395
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:42,975
The very next day, two PR girls
got an anonymous triple X from FedEx.

396
00:20:43,891 --> 00:20:45,891
Go get it!

397
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:51,766
You have to come next time,
she was so happy.

398
00:20:51,975 --> 00:20:55,350
You know what would make her happy?
Letting her off that show leash.

399
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:58,558
Oh, no, I don't think so.
What if she gets hurt?

400
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:02,183
Come on, honey. Give her a little
victory lap on her own.

401
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:07,766
You're right. Okay, Elizabeth. Go play.

402
00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:21,808
Oh, look, she made a little friend,
isn't that sweet?

403
00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:30,891
Oh, oh, no. No, stop, stop that.

404
00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:33,183
She's a blue ribbon winner, stop.

405
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:38,558
Stop it. Honey, go.
Do something, Harry. Hurry.

406
00:21:38,766 --> 00:21:40,891
- Stop it. She's in heat.
- Stay away.

407
00:21:40,975 --> 00:21:45,600
No, stop it, get off.
Get off Elizabeth Taylor.

408
00:21:45,891 --> 00:21:48,225
Watch out. More coming, honey. Oh!

409
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,558
Watch out for the big one.

410
00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:53,183
- Hey, hey, hey, shoo!
- Oh!

411
00:21:53,808 --> 00:21:56,350
Elizabeth Taylor got gangbanged
in the park?

412
00:21:56,433 --> 00:21:58,141
Oh, God, that is so '80s.

413
00:21:58,225 --> 00:22:01,891
There we were at Asia de Cuba
waiting for my lover de Russia.

414
00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:03,058
Oh!

415
00:22:04,475 --> 00:22:06,266
Hi, where are you?

416
00:22:06,641 --> 00:22:09,308
Seriously, I could not believe
how many dogs she was with.

417
00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:11,850
It was disgusting, my sweet little girl.

418
00:22:11,975 --> 00:22:13,725
Well, I think she's a woman now.

419
00:22:13,808 --> 00:22:16,141
Oh, really?

420
00:22:17,183 --> 00:22:19,350
No, no, I understand.

421
00:22:20,058 --> 00:22:21,975
Oh, okay, I will.

422
00:22:22,516 --> 00:22:23,766
Okay.

423
00:22:25,308 --> 00:22:28,475
- Yeah, he's not gonna make it.
- Ah, that's too bad.

424
00:22:28,558 --> 00:22:29,460
Is he okay?

425
00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:32,016
Yeah. No, he's just in the middle of
something at his studio.

426
00:22:32,141 --> 00:22:33,850
- He can't stop right now.
- I understand.

427
00:22:33,933 --> 00:22:36,100
If he's feeling inspired
then he shouldn't stop.

428
00:22:36,225 --> 00:22:39,725
He's getting ready for this big exhibit
at some Paris museum.

429
00:22:39,808 --> 00:22:41,516
He's been staying up nights.

430
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,808
Oh, I'm disappointed.
I wanted you guys to meet him.

431
00:22:44,891 --> 00:22:46,183
Another time.

432
00:22:47,350 --> 00:22:50,100
Compliments of Mr. Petrovksy
with sincere apologies.

433
00:22:50,183 --> 00:22:52,308
Aw.

434
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,850
Hey, you know what,
why don't we finish these off,

435
00:22:55,933 --> 00:22:58,600
crack this open, give him some time
and then go over there and say hello.

436
00:22:58,683 --> 00:23:00,308
Oh, honey, you sure
you want to disturb him?

437
00:23:00,391 --> 00:23:01,766
Yeah, yeah, we'll just go say hi.

438
00:23:01,850 --> 00:23:03,933
He's always telling me
to be more spontaneous.

439
00:23:06,475 --> 00:23:09,766
A couple cocktails
and a bottle of champagne later…

440
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,891
Eighth floor, Lingerie.

441
00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:18,350
- Uh, apartment, studio.
- Ah, oh.

442
00:23:18,725 --> 00:23:23,058
- He has the whole floor.
- Ooh.

443
00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:25,558
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

444
00:23:25,766 --> 00:23:27,766
Sister's got to get ready.

445
00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:34,141
Hello?

446
00:23:39,808 --> 00:23:42,808
Oh! Hi, hi.

447
00:23:43,433 --> 00:23:46,475
- What are you doing?
- I'm being spontaneous.

448
00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:48,100
I told you I was working.

449
00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:50,725
I know, but I just wanted
my friends to meet you.

450
00:23:50,808 --> 00:23:52,725
Well, Charlotte, you've met.

451
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:58,183
But, this is Miranda and Samantha,
a.k.a. Foxy Brown.

452
00:23:58,266 --> 00:23:59,975
- Hello.
- Hello.

453
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,516
And I wanted them to see the house.

454
00:24:04,766 --> 00:24:06,933
When I say I'm working,
I'm working, okay?

455
00:24:07,016 --> 00:24:11,350
I'm sorry, guys, I'm very, very busy,
but please do stay.

456
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:14,475
Enjoy the apartment,
we'll meet one day, all right?

457
00:24:14,766 --> 00:24:17,016
Sorry…

458
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:21,641
Oh.

459
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,891
I'm sorry, I thought…

460
00:24:25,391 --> 00:24:27,100
- It's fine.
- He's working.

461
00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:30,183
Oh, do you guys still want to
see the apartment?

462
00:24:31,058 --> 00:24:34,308
Well, it's late.
I should get back to Brooklyn

463
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:36,183
before Steve thinks I've defected.

464
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,975
Another time.
Foxy's ready to hang up her wig.

465
00:24:40,225 --> 00:24:42,558
Do you wanna come share
a cab with me uptown?

466
00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:47,308
Oh, no, no, I'm think I'm gonna stay.

467
00:24:47,850 --> 00:24:49,850
- Okay, nighty night.
- Okay, sleep tight.

468
00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:51,516
Bye.

469
00:24:53,016 --> 00:24:54,058
Bye.

470
00:25:06,808 --> 00:25:10,225
- I am so glad to be home.
- You are?

471
00:25:12,433 --> 00:25:14,558
I love you for loving my friends.

472
00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:20,975
And I love you for no walls,
and cheese cake, cannoli.

473
00:25:24,475 --> 00:25:28,808
Well, if you love me for that stuff,
what's gonna happen now?

474
00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:32,641
I put in your DSL line.

475
00:25:34,058 --> 00:25:35,641
Steve.

476
00:25:49,350 --> 00:25:51,933
And although Steve
had satisfied Miranda,

477
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,058
she still wanted more.

478
00:26:06,891 --> 00:26:09,433
Samantha Jones,
you're one hot piece of ass.

479
00:26:09,516 --> 00:26:10,516
Yes.

480
00:26:10,558 --> 00:26:12,225
I'd fuck you all night long,
Samantha Jones.

481
00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:19,891
Samantha's hot tape cooled
Miranda's love of gossip for good.

482
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,016
Or at least for now.

483
00:26:24,975 --> 00:26:26,100
And try as I might,

484
00:26:26,183 --> 00:26:30,016
I could not forget the Russian's
icy treatment of my friends.

485
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,433
Hey, I need to talk to you.

486
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:45,933
Uh, I know that you're busy,
but those were my…

487
00:26:48,016 --> 00:26:49,266
Is something…

488
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,266
Are you okay?

489
00:26:53,516 --> 00:26:54,766
Yeah, I'm fine.

490
00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:04,975
No, you are not fine.

491
00:27:07,725 --> 00:27:12,266
Did something happen with… the piece?

492
00:27:14,016 --> 00:27:15,475
Hey, come on, talk to me.

493
00:27:20,225 --> 00:27:22,891
What if it's not enough, huh?

494
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,100
All these pieces,

495
00:27:26,808 --> 00:27:27,933
six years.

496
00:27:28,350 --> 00:27:29,725
It's going to be enough.

497
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:33,766
It's true I don't know anything
about the piece but…

498
00:27:37,933 --> 00:27:39,225
you are brilliant.

499
00:27:41,975 --> 00:27:45,600
"The world is waiting with breath
that is baited."

500
00:27:47,141 --> 00:27:50,308
Oh, she's just an uptight bitch.

501
00:27:51,683 --> 00:27:53,100
Well, that's better.

502
00:27:53,350 --> 00:27:54,891
You're a little scary.

503
00:27:57,766 --> 00:27:59,516
So, talk to me, what's the problem?

504
00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:03,308
I may not understand, but…
But I'll listen.

505
00:28:07,225 --> 00:28:09,100
Well…

506
00:28:10,683 --> 00:28:12,933
yesterday I looked up,

507
00:28:13,016 --> 00:28:19,391
and the entire thing
looked so utterly stupid

508
00:28:19,516 --> 00:28:22,766
and flat and needless and childish…

509
00:28:23,391 --> 00:28:25,433
It's a cold hard fact.

510
00:28:26,058 --> 00:28:30,808
Sometimes, there's not enough time
in a night for both your worlds.

511
00:28:30,891 --> 00:28:32,850
I'm only afraid of one monster

512
00:28:32,975 --> 00:28:34,933
Not at all what I hoped…

513
00:28:35,516 --> 00:28:39,225
I stand illuminated…