1 00:00:47,675 --> 00:00:49,300 When you live in New York City, 2 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,425 it can take all your energy to stay in vogue. 3 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:55,341 So when Enid Frick, my old boss at Vogue, 4 00:00:55,425 --> 00:00:56,758 wanted to meet me for lunch, 5 00:00:56,841 --> 00:00:59,508 I was eager to hear what she had for me. 6 00:01:00,716 --> 00:01:02,216 Carrie, I need to ask you a favor. 7 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:05,800 Apparently, this would be about what I had for her. 8 00:01:05,883 --> 00:01:08,966 I wanted to invite you to a party that I'm throwing a week from Saturday. 9 00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:13,175 It's for an amazing couple, Rama Patel and Andre DiBiachi. 10 00:01:13,258 --> 00:01:14,716 They make documentary films. 11 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,133 Oh, well, unless I'm doing the catering, it sounds like a fun favor. 12 00:01:18,216 --> 00:01:20,133 There'll be a lot of couples from the art world 13 00:01:20,216 --> 00:01:23,383 and I thought maybe you could bring your Aleksandr Petrovsky. 14 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:25,383 - Done, is that it? - No. 15 00:01:25,466 --> 00:01:27,508 I was hoping you might… 16 00:01:28,216 --> 00:01:31,966 I can't believe I have to ask this. 17 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:37,383 Does he have a single friend that you could bring along for me? 18 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:39,550 - A date? - Well, the thing is, 19 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:44,175 it's shaping up to be mostly couples, and I'm not a couple. 20 00:01:44,258 --> 00:01:46,633 And there are no exciting prospects, 21 00:01:46,716 --> 00:01:51,216 so I thought that someone from his crowd might be right for me. 22 00:01:52,550 --> 00:01:56,258 Please never mention this conversation to anyone at Condé Nast. 23 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:59,800 Excuse me, do you know what you want? 24 00:01:59,883 --> 00:02:01,633 Ah, yes, I'll have the Dorado. 25 00:02:01,716 --> 00:02:04,091 Ah, the Dorado, this is a much larger fish, 26 00:02:04,175 --> 00:02:06,425 so this fish we recommend for two people. 27 00:02:06,508 --> 00:02:09,966 See? You have to be a couple just to order lunch in this town. 28 00:02:10,925 --> 00:02:12,175 I'll have the Dorado as well. 29 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:13,425 Do you even like Dorado? 30 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,633 Because if this is a pity Dorado, I can have crab cakes. 31 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:18,216 We'll have the Dorado. 32 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,758 Very good. 33 00:02:20,925 --> 00:02:24,508 Um, the only thing is… 34 00:02:24,591 --> 00:02:28,175 I'm not sure if Aleksandr is a, uh, 35 00:02:28,258 --> 00:02:31,508 "Let's set people up" kind of guy. 36 00:02:32,050 --> 00:02:35,133 Carrie, I got you a job, you get me a man. 37 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,383 Later that evening, 38 00:02:38,466 --> 00:02:40,591 the couple I was in had a couple of hours 39 00:02:40,675 --> 00:02:43,800 to prepare a dinner party for a couple of couples. 40 00:02:45,216 --> 00:02:46,925 Your friends enjoy red wine? 41 00:02:48,050 --> 00:02:51,091 My friends enjoy all wine. 42 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,008 Yes. We'll have the Barolo. 43 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:04,466 Hey, uh, do you have any single male friends? 44 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:07,175 Are you tired of me already? 45 00:03:07,258 --> 00:03:11,050 It's… It's for this… friend of mine. 46 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:12,633 I have a friend… 47 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,966 He's a food critic. 48 00:03:15,050 --> 00:03:16,091 Perfect! 49 00:03:16,508 --> 00:03:18,633 Is this really how one finds love? 50 00:03:18,716 --> 00:03:20,883 No, it's just what we do to distract ourselves 51 00:03:20,966 --> 00:03:22,425 until the real thing comes along. 52 00:03:22,508 --> 00:03:24,758 Now I have a question for you. 53 00:03:24,841 --> 00:03:27,300 Oh, sorry, all my friends are taken. 54 00:03:27,383 --> 00:03:28,383 Wow. 55 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,258 I've never said that before. Hmm. 56 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:34,300 You know, I'll be in Paris for some time with my exhibition. 57 00:03:34,383 --> 00:03:37,633 I'm going next week, and I am not sure when I'll come back. 58 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:40,966 Unfortunately, having a man leave me for Paris 59 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:42,716 was not foreign to me. 60 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,550 I am hoping you will come, huh? 61 00:03:46,425 --> 00:03:49,175 Sure, I'll come for the opening, and um… 62 00:03:50,175 --> 00:03:52,383 Maybe another weekend also. 63 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,591 No, you misunderstand. 64 00:03:53,675 --> 00:03:56,966 I am hoping you'll come and be with me. 65 00:03:58,841 --> 00:04:00,008 In Paris? 66 00:04:00,591 --> 00:04:01,633 Yes. 67 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:06,675 For who knows when we'll come back? 68 00:04:06,758 --> 00:04:09,550 Yes. I need you there. 69 00:04:10,258 --> 00:04:13,050 But this was foreign to me. 70 00:04:13,216 --> 00:04:15,133 Ah, the caviar. 71 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,883 For most women, the goal of a dinner party 72 00:04:19,966 --> 00:04:23,091 is to have your friends feel comfortable around your boyfriend. 73 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:25,341 I think my maid is using my vibrator. 74 00:04:25,425 --> 00:04:28,175 Other times you wish your friends were not 75 00:04:28,258 --> 00:04:29,425 quite so comfortable. 76 00:04:29,508 --> 00:04:31,800 I don't think you're supposed to say maid anymore. 77 00:04:31,883 --> 00:04:35,300 I don't think we're supposed to say "vibrator" over dinner. 78 00:04:35,383 --> 00:04:37,966 I'm telling you, I went into the kitchen to get it… 79 00:04:38,091 --> 00:04:39,716 Wait, why was it in the kitchen? 80 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,966 I like to mix it up. 81 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:44,675 But yesterday, the batteries were dead. 82 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:46,758 They were new the last time I used it, 83 00:04:46,841 --> 00:04:49,008 and I haven't used it since Smith came back. 84 00:04:49,091 --> 00:04:50,591 Oh, baby, that's sweet. 85 00:04:50,675 --> 00:04:53,008 Now, maybe in the other republics 86 00:04:53,091 --> 00:04:55,883 people like to share vibrators, but this is America. 87 00:04:55,966 --> 00:04:57,175 Land of plenty! 88 00:04:57,258 --> 00:04:59,800 I think you could have a potential lawsuit on your hands. 89 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:01,341 What, breaking and vibrating? 90 00:05:01,425 --> 00:05:03,133 As long as it's not entering. 91 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:14,966 That's a beautiful piano. You play? 92 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:16,675 - Yeah, I do. - Yeah? 93 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:18,216 You know any Billy Joel? 94 00:05:18,925 --> 00:05:20,841 Mmm. I am not familiar… 95 00:05:20,925 --> 00:05:22,008 "Uptown Girl"? 96 00:05:22,091 --> 00:05:23,508 "Always a Woman"? 97 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:24,675 "Piano Man"? 98 00:05:28,508 --> 00:05:31,258 Tell us about your sculpture exhibition in Paris. 99 00:05:31,341 --> 00:05:34,341 They are not technically sculpture. 100 00:05:34,425 --> 00:05:35,883 Oh, sorry. 101 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:38,883 They're, uh, large scale light installations 102 00:05:38,966 --> 00:05:40,383 integrated with video imaging… 103 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:42,008 That's… That's fine. 104 00:05:43,133 --> 00:05:45,091 I don't like Paris. Too much attitude. 105 00:05:45,175 --> 00:05:47,091 And what's with the toilet paper? 106 00:05:48,091 --> 00:05:50,008 Paris is the best city in the world. 107 00:05:50,091 --> 00:05:52,341 Easy, fella, you're talking to New Yorkers here. 108 00:05:52,425 --> 00:05:56,758 New York is wonderful, but there is nowhere like Paris. 109 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,758 You'll see, Carrie. 110 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:02,175 Are you going for the opening? 111 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:03,800 Yes, she's coming with me… 112 00:06:04,341 --> 00:06:05,466 to live. 113 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,466 Well, we… 114 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:11,841 We hadn't actually discussed the details, 115 00:06:11,925 --> 00:06:15,758 but, yes, I have been invited to go to Paris. 116 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,341 Later, my friends wanted a tour of the apartment, 117 00:06:26,425 --> 00:06:30,091 AKA, "Time to ask me what the hell was going on." 118 00:06:30,175 --> 00:06:31,383 You would go live with him? 119 00:06:31,466 --> 00:06:32,716 I… I don't know… 120 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,800 When were you planning to tell us? 121 00:06:33,841 --> 00:06:36,341 No, no, he just sprang this on me two hours ago. 122 00:06:36,425 --> 00:06:38,258 - How long would you go? - Where would you live? 123 00:06:38,383 --> 00:06:39,243 Is there a guest room? 124 00:06:39,258 --> 00:06:40,425 Are you really thinking of going? 125 00:06:40,508 --> 00:06:41,591 I'm not sure! 126 00:06:41,675 --> 00:06:42,966 I haven't digested it yet. 127 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:44,216 I'm still digesting dinner. 128 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,341 - This is so exciting! - I know! 129 00:06:46,425 --> 00:06:47,966 My boyfriend has just asked me to go to Paris with him! 130 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:51,925 This is the most romantic thing that has ever happened to me. 131 00:06:53,383 --> 00:06:54,716 What do you think they're doing down there? 132 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,300 Not having a Billy Joel sing-along, that's for sure. 133 00:07:00,008 --> 00:07:02,050 Ladies, time's up. 134 00:07:02,133 --> 00:07:05,800 I can't pretend to be one of the boys any longer. 135 00:07:08,841 --> 00:07:11,050 So, I spoke to my girlfriends 136 00:07:11,133 --> 00:07:14,050 and they have a few questions about Paris. 137 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:18,383 But you are the one who's going. 138 00:07:18,466 --> 00:07:20,716 Well, we don't know about that yet. 139 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:22,883 I mean… 140 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:27,008 How could this work? Would I get my own place? 141 00:07:27,091 --> 00:07:29,091 Why would you get your own place? 142 00:07:29,175 --> 00:07:32,925 Well, I don't know. I've never done this before. 143 00:07:33,008 --> 00:07:34,300 You'll live with me. 144 00:07:34,425 --> 00:07:36,508 I have a beautiful apartment on the Left Bank, 145 00:07:36,591 --> 00:07:40,883 but it's being remodeled, so we would stay at the Plaza Athénée. 146 00:07:41,425 --> 00:07:44,508 Okay, but are we talking a year? 147 00:07:44,591 --> 00:07:47,008 Indefinitely? Don't I need to learn French? 148 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,508 Would I be able to work there? 149 00:07:48,591 --> 00:07:50,466 And what about my cell phone? Would it work there? 150 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:52,341 So many questions. 151 00:07:52,425 --> 00:07:53,633 Which is yours? 152 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:59,008 I can't remember. I think I drank too much Barolo at dinner. 153 00:08:01,425 --> 00:08:02,716 Okay. 154 00:08:04,425 --> 00:08:05,675 Here's one of mine. 155 00:08:06,425 --> 00:08:09,466 What about my apartment here? Would I sublet it? 156 00:08:09,925 --> 00:08:11,258 I will pay for your apartment. 157 00:08:11,341 --> 00:08:13,508 Well, that's crazy, I can't let you do that. 158 00:08:13,591 --> 00:08:14,591 No, why? 159 00:08:14,675 --> 00:08:15,883 I have plenty of money. 160 00:08:15,966 --> 00:08:19,466 But I don't have plenty of Carrie Bradshaws. 161 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:29,883 And I've always wanted to learn French and drink wine before noon, 162 00:08:29,966 --> 00:08:34,175 so, basically it's my fantasy complete with Parisian parties 163 00:08:34,258 --> 00:08:36,050 and museum openings. 164 00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:37,591 But for how long? 165 00:08:38,008 --> 00:08:39,841 As long as it's fun. Indefinitely. 166 00:08:39,925 --> 00:08:41,258 So you'd be moving there. 167 00:08:41,341 --> 00:08:43,633 No, 'cause I'd still have my apartment here. 168 00:08:43,716 --> 00:08:44,841 Which he'd be paying for. 169 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,258 He can certainly afford it. 170 00:08:47,341 --> 00:08:48,925 Do you think you might get married? 171 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,508 No, that's… 172 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,175 I don't think that's the point. 173 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,341 Then what is he promising you? 174 00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,425 Um, the world? 175 00:08:56,508 --> 00:08:58,050 But what about your job? 176 00:08:58,133 --> 00:08:59,466 Your column is all about New York. 177 00:08:59,550 --> 00:09:01,091 You're all about New York. How would you… 178 00:09:01,175 --> 00:09:02,591 I… I don't know! 179 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,466 How can you people still have questions? 180 00:09:04,550 --> 00:09:08,508 I got all your questions answered, and they were good answers, by the way, 181 00:09:08,591 --> 00:09:14,091 so this is the time when everybody should be really excited for me. 182 00:09:14,175 --> 00:09:16,508 Well, we are excited, it's fabulous. 183 00:09:16,591 --> 00:09:17,883 No, forget it, forget it. 184 00:09:17,966 --> 00:09:19,258 No, I think it's really romantic. 185 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,216 Then stop killing it with questions. 186 00:09:21,966 --> 00:09:24,091 We just want to make sure you think this through. 187 00:09:24,175 --> 00:09:25,758 I am thinking it through. 188 00:09:26,258 --> 00:09:27,258 But it's a nice offer, 189 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:31,883 and it would be nice if my friends could be happy for me. 190 00:09:32,966 --> 00:09:36,591 Especially, when I've always been happy for them. 191 00:09:37,050 --> 00:09:39,341 Carrie, we are happy for you. 192 00:09:42,091 --> 00:09:44,591 Anyone wanna talk about cancer? 193 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:46,258 Anybody? 194 00:09:47,008 --> 00:09:50,133 They say the unexamined life is not worth living, 195 00:09:50,216 --> 00:09:53,008 but what if the examining becomes your life? 196 00:09:53,091 --> 00:09:55,883 Is that living or just procrastinating? 197 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:01,883 And what if all those "helpful" lunches and late night phone calls to friends 198 00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:06,466 have made us all girl talk and no girl action? 199 00:10:06,591 --> 00:10:09,591 Is it time to stop questioning? 200 00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:23,008 Certain questions should never be asked by anyone, 201 00:10:23,091 --> 00:10:24,966 especially a husband… 202 00:10:25,175 --> 00:10:27,258 You think someone's getting a little chunky? 203 00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:30,133 Harry! 204 00:10:31,008 --> 00:10:33,258 I'm talking about the dog! 205 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:42,508 Elizabeth Taylor had gained four pounds, 206 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:46,675 which, for a dog who used to weigh eight pounds, seemed excessive. 207 00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:56,425 Hi. Can you tell me where the diet dog food is? 208 00:10:56,508 --> 00:11:00,716 Oh, a Cavalier. She's beautiful. May I? 209 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:04,050 Yes, she is beautiful, but she's getting a little… 210 00:11:04,133 --> 00:11:05,133 …fat. 211 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:06,758 Oh, she's not fat. 212 00:11:06,841 --> 00:11:10,508 You're right, that is an ugly word. She's full-figured. 213 00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:13,133 No, she's pregnant. 214 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,341 Honey! 215 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:18,008 I got your message. 216 00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:19,508 So the dog's knocked-up? 217 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,508 Yes, she's pregnant. 218 00:11:21,591 --> 00:11:23,300 Because everyone around me gets pregnant. 219 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,383 Just not me. 220 00:11:24,425 --> 00:11:25,675 It's not like she planned it. 221 00:11:25,758 --> 00:11:26,758 She's a dog. 222 00:11:26,841 --> 00:11:28,050 Exactly! 223 00:11:28,133 --> 00:11:30,508 She's not even thinking about it and bam! 224 00:11:30,591 --> 00:11:31,716 On her first try… 225 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,925 Well, it might have been her first time, but it was with at least eight dogs. 226 00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:37,383 Eight mutts! 227 00:11:37,466 --> 00:11:40,550 And now we are gonna have to raise her whole trampy 228 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,425 un-pedigreed family! 229 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:46,675 Elizabeth. 230 00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,425 Mommy can't look at you right now. 231 00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:01,383 Miranda just doesn't like him. 232 00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:02,883 This is all about Billy Joel. 233 00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:05,633 It's not about Billy Joel, it's about you. 234 00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:08,008 We're not going to encourage you to cross an ocean. 235 00:12:08,091 --> 00:12:10,300 We're selfish bitches who like you in New York. 236 00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:11,800 Well, I like me in New York, too. 237 00:12:11,883 --> 00:12:15,008 But I really like him. He's great, isn't he? 238 00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:19,216 Yes. A bit arrogant, but he's got the goods to back it up. 239 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,591 And he can be really sweet. 240 00:12:20,716 --> 00:12:21,966 Then he's got it all. 241 00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,800 Then why does Miranda not like him? 242 00:12:23,883 --> 00:12:26,050 Oh, she doesn't not like him. She doesn't know him. 243 00:12:26,133 --> 00:12:27,508 She didn't try to get to know him. 244 00:12:27,591 --> 00:12:30,008 She didn't ask him one question all night, 245 00:12:30,091 --> 00:12:32,133 and she is all about the questions. 246 00:12:32,216 --> 00:12:34,800 Well, here's a question. Why do you care? 247 00:12:35,383 --> 00:12:38,091 Have you ever heard me once ask what anybody thinks 248 00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,425 about my boyfriend? 249 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,883 I've never heard you use the term boyfriend. 250 00:12:41,966 --> 00:12:44,383 My point is, it doesn't matter. 251 00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:47,883 Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. 252 00:12:49,341 --> 00:12:51,466 You know the most annoying thing? 253 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:54,258 - What's annoying? - Miranda has a point. 254 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,800 What about work and everything? 255 00:12:58,341 --> 00:13:00,091 Maybe I can't leave New York. 256 00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:02,091 I don't know how I'd do someplace else. 257 00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:05,383 Believe me, your fabulousness will translate. 258 00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:07,925 And nobody says he gets to dictate the terms. 259 00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:10,425 Figure out how to do it so you're comfortable. 260 00:13:10,508 --> 00:13:13,800 Maybe half the time you're there, half the time I'm there. 261 00:13:13,883 --> 00:13:16,675 Well, now you're being too supportive. 262 00:13:26,008 --> 00:13:28,966 Later, I still had questions filling my head, 263 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,591 but at least they were in French… 264 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,841 Are you coming? 265 00:13:35,925 --> 00:13:38,341 Yeah, I… I'm just putting my earrings on. 266 00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:40,133 No, to Paris. 267 00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:42,425 Oh. 268 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:44,508 Well… 269 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,091 I haven't decided yet. 270 00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:50,716 I'm inviting you to go to France, not to jail. 271 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,383 I just have… 272 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,550 More questions? 273 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,091 Is it possible? 274 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,383 Uh… Things to figure out. 275 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,300 My whole life is here. 276 00:14:05,508 --> 00:14:08,425 Could… Could we… 277 00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:12,008 stay in New York and then just go to Paris 278 00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:13,758 for a few months for your show? 279 00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:15,758 Then it wouldn't feel like we're moving. 280 00:14:16,883 --> 00:14:18,841 I need to be in Paris now. 281 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,966 I have been here for three years. 282 00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:22,925 I'm finished with New York. 283 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,341 It's time for Paris. 284 00:14:27,508 --> 00:14:31,300 But, I'm not finished with New York. 285 00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:40,675 Uh, maybe we could… 286 00:14:42,091 --> 00:14:44,550 do long-distance for a while. 287 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,133 You mean, back and forth? 288 00:14:46,883 --> 00:14:48,925 It's never worked for me. 289 00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:53,716 You know, someone meets someone, someone gets bored. 290 00:14:54,675 --> 00:14:55,841 I don't know. 291 00:14:55,925 --> 00:14:58,466 Voulez-vous an ultimatum? 292 00:14:59,175 --> 00:15:02,591 Normally, a couple doesn't go from an ultimatum to a party, 293 00:15:02,675 --> 00:15:05,425 but we were in-charge of bringing something very important. 294 00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,883 Carrie, so glad you came. 295 00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:10,966 Oh, hi. Uh, Enid… 296 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,466 - This is… - Aleksandr Petrovsky. 297 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:14,550 I'm thrilled. 298 00:15:14,591 --> 00:15:15,633 Pleasure to meet you. 299 00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:19,008 And this is Martin Grable. 300 00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:20,216 Hi. 301 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,675 Looks like it's gonna start snowing out there, 302 00:15:22,758 --> 00:15:26,133 they say it's gonna be reminiscent of the '74 nor'easter. 303 00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:28,591 Hello. 304 00:15:30,175 --> 00:15:33,341 Martin is a food critic for Bon Appetit. 305 00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:35,216 Fascinating. 306 00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:38,925 Uh, the coat check is right around the corner. 307 00:15:43,716 --> 00:15:46,841 He's very sweet. And smart. 308 00:15:47,258 --> 00:15:48,841 He's a hobbit. 309 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,300 Carrie Bradshaw! 310 00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:56,883 Where the fuck have you been hiding! 311 00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:01,008 Lexi Featherston was one of New York's legendary party girls, 312 00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:04,675 who always ended up on Page Six because of her bar hopping 313 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:05,841 and her bed hopping. 314 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:07,841 I'm gonna go up to the roof and have a smoke, 315 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,425 I'll be back in five. 316 00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:16,716 He's just so pretentious. 317 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,341 Are we still talking about him? 318 00:16:18,425 --> 00:16:21,175 It's not him. I've been thinking about this, 319 00:16:21,258 --> 00:16:23,675 and it's how she is around him. 320 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,925 She's different, and not in a good way. 321 00:16:26,341 --> 00:16:27,675 She didn't laugh all night. 322 00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,800 Not once. 323 00:16:28,883 --> 00:16:31,716 Miranda, no offense, but you never think anyone 324 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,300 is good enough for you and your friends. 325 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,966 You didn't think I was good enough. 326 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,633 That's not true. 327 00:16:36,716 --> 00:16:39,425 Yes, it is, and it's fine. I knew you'd come around. 328 00:16:42,675 --> 00:16:45,216 "Large scale light installations." 329 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,925 What the fuck is that? 330 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:49,050 All right, he is kind of full of himself, but… 331 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,800 - Thank you! - Let's not wake the kid, huh? 332 00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:02,091 Miranda, if she moves, it'll be okay. 333 00:17:02,175 --> 00:17:03,591 You'll talk, you'll visit. 334 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:10,175 I bet she won't go. 335 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:15,133 She can't leave New York. She's got too much here. 336 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:21,300 Yeah, the best raw milk white cheddar I ever had was from a farm in… 337 00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:22,925 Guess where? 338 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,508 Oh, I don't… 339 00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:25,758 - New York! - Oh. 340 00:17:25,841 --> 00:17:28,216 We now rival England for the best cheddar in the world. 341 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,550 An hour later, I had somehow ended up on Enid's date. 342 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,633 Thanks. 343 00:17:32,675 --> 00:17:35,591 Actually, uh, raw milk couldn't even be used in the States 344 00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:37,675 until recently because it isn't pasteurized. 345 00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:41,550 I mean, it basically goes from the cow right to you. 346 00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:45,758 And Enid had somehow ended up on mine. 347 00:17:45,841 --> 00:17:48,966 That's priceless! I never liked IM Pei either. 348 00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:52,550 Oh, Martin, can you excuse me just for a minute? 349 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,425 - Sure. - Thank you. 350 00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,133 Excuse me. 351 00:17:58,216 --> 00:18:00,925 You know, I have to tell you, I have been a fan of your work 352 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:03,508 for longer than I'd like to admit. 353 00:18:03,591 --> 00:18:06,466 I have been doing my work for longer than I'd like to admit. 354 00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:11,216 - Hi. - Oh, Carrie, I love this man. 355 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,591 Yes, I see that. 356 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,216 Would anybody like a drink? 357 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,883 Oh, are you always this attentive? 358 00:18:17,341 --> 00:18:19,383 I'd love a vodka martini. 359 00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:22,591 - Carrie? - Oh, no, I'm fine, thanks. 360 00:18:22,675 --> 00:18:24,800 One vodka martini coming up. 361 00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:30,216 Oh, Carrie, why aren't I with him? 362 00:18:31,425 --> 00:18:33,091 Because I am? 363 00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:37,050 What are you doing? 364 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:38,550 What? 365 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,050 All right, I'm sorry. It's not fair. 366 00:18:48,466 --> 00:18:51,175 He's my age and you've got him and… 367 00:18:51,258 --> 00:18:53,675 And I am in no-man's land, literally. 368 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,966 Uh, no man anywhere. 369 00:18:57,050 --> 00:19:00,050 Men can date anyone, any age, but let's be frank, 370 00:19:00,133 --> 00:19:02,425 most of them prefer the bimbos, so… 371 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:06,216 If you're a successful 50-something woman, 372 00:19:07,175 --> 00:19:10,466 there's a very small pool. 373 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,508 It's… It's very small… 374 00:19:12,591 --> 00:19:15,675 It's a wading pool, really. 375 00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,300 So why are you swimming in my wading pool? 376 00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:22,216 It was another question I wasn't prepared to answer. 377 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,300 I need to go to the bathroom. 378 00:19:24,383 --> 00:19:25,841 Yeah, it's down the hall. 379 00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,383 Outside, the snow was starting to come down. 380 00:19:30,966 --> 00:19:32,800 - And inside, it was going up. 381 00:19:32,883 --> 00:19:33,883 Hey, want some? 382 00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:35,175 Oh. No, thanks. 383 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,925 Close the door, close the door. 384 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,508 Wow, do people still do coke? 385 00:19:41,591 --> 00:19:43,800 Uh, no, unfortunately. 386 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,425 God, Carrie, I'm 40 years old. 387 00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:48,675 Can you fucking believe it? Don't answer that. 388 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:52,008 Remember when we used to go to Tunnel? We were like, five. 389 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,175 Need to use the John? 390 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,050 Oh, no, I was just trying to get away for a minute. 391 00:19:56,175 --> 00:19:57,841 Oh, Euro-intellectuals. 392 00:19:57,925 --> 00:20:00,050 I don't know why I pulled strings to get an invite 393 00:20:00,175 --> 00:20:01,716 to this piece of shit party. 394 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,758 I'm so glad to see you though. 395 00:20:03,841 --> 00:20:05,883 We're the only two single girls here! 396 00:20:06,383 --> 00:20:08,675 Well, actually, I'm with someone. 397 00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:11,300 Fuck you! 398 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,800 And speaking of little piece of shit parties… 399 00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:24,883 Babe! 400 00:20:24,925 --> 00:20:26,925 No, Harry, I cannot come to bed right now 401 00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,883 because someone left me a little present, 402 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,633 because someone is too pregnant to hold it in. 403 00:20:32,716 --> 00:20:34,550 Yeah, well, "someone" isn't holding it in anymore. 404 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,300 In fact, someone is giving birth in the bathroom. 405 00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:41,675 - Right now? - Honey, it's time. 406 00:20:42,091 --> 00:20:46,675 Elizabeth Taylor, mommy's coming! 407 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:55,383 That night, Charlotte embraced her maternal instinct 408 00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:56,716 and three puppies. 409 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,633 Aw, little babies. 410 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,591 And I embraced my boyfriend for as long as I still had him. 411 00:21:02,675 --> 00:21:06,925 So, now Rama and I split our time between Los Angeles and Calcutta. 412 00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:08,300 He splits his time. 413 00:21:08,383 --> 00:21:09,758 Rama hates Los Angeles. 414 00:21:09,841 --> 00:21:11,716 Frozen yogurt is not culture. 415 00:21:12,091 --> 00:21:16,841 So she stays in our home in Calcutta while I edit our movies in Los Angeles. 416 00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,925 But I get "final Calcutta." 417 00:21:20,716 --> 00:21:21,966 Nice to meet both of you. 418 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:23,508 - You, too. - Nice meeting you. 419 00:21:23,591 --> 00:21:27,175 So, they aren't together all the time, they seem happy. 420 00:21:27,258 --> 00:21:28,966 Carrie, I don't want that. 421 00:21:29,050 --> 00:21:33,175 I want you wake up, you see me, I see you, 422 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:36,591 we go for dinner, we sit in cafés. Life. 423 00:21:36,675 --> 00:21:42,008 Well, I want you every day too, but I have a life here. 424 00:21:42,091 --> 00:21:43,216 Yes. 425 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,925 But what do you want to come home to? 426 00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:49,925 What do you want your life to be? 427 00:21:51,675 --> 00:21:52,841 Carrie, you have a lighter? 428 00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:54,841 Oh, no, sorry, I don't smoke anymore. 429 00:21:54,925 --> 00:21:56,716 Oh, fuck you! 430 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,300 Anyway, I'm just a huge fan of the pomegranate. 431 00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:02,925 Do either of you have a light? 432 00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:06,383 There's no smoking in here, please go outside. 433 00:22:06,466 --> 00:22:09,883 There is no outside. It's fucking snowing. 434 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,383 Ooh, a candle. 435 00:22:11,466 --> 00:22:12,925 She was rather rude. 436 00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:15,633 I don't even know how she got in here. 437 00:22:15,716 --> 00:22:19,008 Hey, how do you open this fucking thing? 438 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:24,425 Excuse me. Miss, could you keep it down? 439 00:22:24,508 --> 00:22:25,675 You keep it down. 440 00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:27,716 Fuckin' geriatrics. 441 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,675 Now, our hostess has already said there's no smoking. 442 00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:32,633 When did everybody stop smoking? 443 00:22:33,550 --> 00:22:35,383 When did everybody pair off? 444 00:22:36,008 --> 00:22:38,925 This used to be the most exciting city in the world, 445 00:22:39,008 --> 00:22:42,883 and now it's nothing but smoking near a fucking open window. 446 00:22:43,675 --> 00:22:44,883 New York is over. 447 00:22:46,258 --> 00:22:49,383 O-V-E-R! 448 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:54,091 Over. No one's fun anymore! 449 00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:56,383 Whatever happened to fun? 450 00:22:56,466 --> 00:22:59,175 God, I'm so bored I could die! 451 00:23:00,841 --> 00:23:04,091 Whoa, oh… 452 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:05,508 Oh, God! 453 00:23:06,508 --> 00:23:10,383 It was the first time Lexi had ever left a party early. 454 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:15,258 An hour later, the snow really started to fall. 455 00:23:17,008 --> 00:23:19,133 The first time that winter. 456 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,758 And it didn't stop. 457 00:23:25,383 --> 00:23:28,050 The city was silent. 458 00:23:31,216 --> 00:23:32,800 There were no more questions. 459 00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:35,175 Only white noise. 460 00:23:43,341 --> 00:23:45,050 I want to go to Paris. 461 00:23:52,508 --> 00:23:54,716 It was a day made for first snows… 462 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,383 - Look, Brady. - Look! 463 00:23:56,466 --> 00:23:58,383 Snow angels… 464 00:23:58,466 --> 00:24:00,341 Ah! Whoo! 465 00:24:07,258 --> 00:24:09,508 …and staying home with family. 466 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:11,175 See that? 467 00:24:11,675 --> 00:24:13,883 That's called snow. 468 00:24:21,758 --> 00:24:26,050 Two days later, we said goodbye to our snow angel. 469 00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:29,175 Wait, she tripped on her Manolo? 470 00:24:29,258 --> 00:24:33,383 Stanny, the girl died. It's sad, the end. 471 00:24:33,466 --> 00:24:34,883 I'll say it's sad. 472 00:24:34,966 --> 00:24:37,633 The "scan-dal" of the New York social scene, 473 00:24:37,716 --> 00:24:38,966 and I missed it. 474 00:24:39,050 --> 00:24:42,383 I need details, last words. 475 00:24:43,758 --> 00:24:45,841 "I'm so bored, I could die." 476 00:24:45,925 --> 00:24:47,883 No. 477 00:24:48,341 --> 00:24:49,466 Hey! Hi. 478 00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:50,550 - Hey. - Hey. 479 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:53,050 This funeral is better than fashion week. 480 00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:57,050 I know! Marcus is saving us seats next to Hugh Jackman. 481 00:24:57,133 --> 00:24:58,633 I'll see you in there. 482 00:24:59,841 --> 00:25:01,800 I didn't know Lexi had so many friends. 483 00:25:01,883 --> 00:25:04,383 Well, she wasn't always so tragic. Remember the '80s? 484 00:25:04,466 --> 00:25:05,675 She was the "it" girl. 485 00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,258 I thought I was the "it" girl. 486 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:10,133 Well, it's your word against a dead girl's, so you win. 487 00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:13,258 You guys, we're supposed to be in mourning. 488 00:25:13,341 --> 00:25:14,341 We are. 489 00:25:14,466 --> 00:25:15,841 It's the end of an era. 490 00:25:15,925 --> 00:25:18,425 Yep, the party's officially over. 491 00:25:27,550 --> 00:25:30,716 Ladies, if you are single in New York after a certain point, 492 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,175 there is nowhere to go but down. 493 00:25:33,258 --> 00:25:35,383 Eighteen stories down to be exact. 494 00:25:36,633 --> 00:25:39,383 I'm going to Paris. 495 00:25:39,466 --> 00:25:43,091 - That's so exciting! - Good for you! 496 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,258 Because you're afraid of going out a window? 497 00:25:45,341 --> 00:25:46,341 No. 498 00:25:46,425 --> 00:25:48,341 Because I want to open a new one. 499 00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:50,091 What about your job? 500 00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:51,175 I quit. 501 00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:52,841 What? 502 00:25:52,925 --> 00:25:54,258 - When did you… - Stop. 503 00:25:54,883 --> 00:25:58,966 We are done with the question portion of the program. 504 00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:01,091 I'm happy. 505 00:26:01,675 --> 00:26:02,800 I'm going. 506 00:26:04,716 --> 00:26:06,841 Now, let's go say goodbye to Lexi. 507 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,383 Well, it really is the end of an era. 508 00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:20,008 After the funeral, 509 00:26:20,091 --> 00:26:23,050 a couple of friends walked a couple of blocks. 510 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,466 You want to go get something to eat? 511 00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:28,300 I'm not hungry, but I'll go sit with you. 512 00:26:28,383 --> 00:26:29,633 Okay. 513 00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:30,966 Isn't Gordon's around here? 514 00:26:31,050 --> 00:26:32,550 It's two blocks. 515 00:26:34,675 --> 00:26:36,966 I can't believe you quit your job. 516 00:26:39,841 --> 00:26:41,591 Couldn't you write the column there? 517 00:26:41,675 --> 00:26:45,883 No. They weren't really into my "American Girl in Paris" angle. 518 00:26:45,966 --> 00:26:48,258 New York paper, New York girl. 519 00:26:48,341 --> 00:26:50,800 It got to be such a hassle, so… 520 00:26:50,883 --> 00:26:51,883 Huh. 521 00:26:52,383 --> 00:26:54,966 Are they gonna have someone new write it or… 522 00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,258 Don't know. 523 00:26:56,341 --> 00:26:59,258 Probably some 29-year-old single girl with all new problems. 524 00:27:00,425 --> 00:27:02,050 I think you're making a mistake. 525 00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:04,091 Miranda, please. 526 00:27:04,175 --> 00:27:06,341 Carrie, you can't quit your column. 527 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,508 It's who you are. 528 00:27:07,591 --> 00:27:11,008 No, it's not who I am, it's what I do. 529 00:27:11,591 --> 00:27:13,133 That's my column. 530 00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:18,050 You know, I think I should go home. 531 00:27:18,133 --> 00:27:19,966 What? I'm not allowed to have an opinion? 532 00:27:20,050 --> 00:27:21,175 You have an opinion. 533 00:27:21,258 --> 00:27:22,925 You've had it for quite some time. 534 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:25,175 What are you gonna do over there without your job? 535 00:27:25,258 --> 00:27:26,341 Eat croissants? 536 00:27:27,675 --> 00:27:29,800 Why can't you be happy for me? 537 00:27:29,883 --> 00:27:31,050 I'm sorry, but… 538 00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:34,883 I don't understand why you have to move away 539 00:27:34,966 --> 00:27:36,341 and give up your life? 540 00:27:36,425 --> 00:27:37,550 You moved to Brooklyn! 541 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:39,175 That's just Brooklyn. 542 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:43,508 I cannot stay in New York and be single for you. 543 00:27:43,591 --> 00:27:45,550 - What? - This is about you. 544 00:27:45,633 --> 00:27:48,008 As long as I'm here, in the same place, 545 00:27:48,091 --> 00:27:50,675 writing my column, then nothing has really changed. 546 00:27:50,758 --> 00:27:54,133 - No, this is about you. - No, you moved on, Charlotte's moved on, 547 00:27:54,216 --> 00:27:56,716 even Samantha's moved on. 548 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,341 I can stay here and write about my life 549 00:27:59,425 --> 00:28:02,550 or I can go with him and live my life. 550 00:28:02,633 --> 00:28:04,050 You mean his life. 551 00:28:08,716 --> 00:28:11,133 Carrie, I love you, come on! 552 00:28:12,466 --> 00:28:14,925 Just say it! You don't like him! 553 00:28:15,008 --> 00:28:16,550 Fine, I don't like him! 554 00:28:16,675 --> 00:28:19,550 Then don't you go to Paris with him! 555 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,633 You're living in a fantasy! 556 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,425 Maybe I was living in a fantasy, 557 00:28:34,508 --> 00:28:38,300 but I found a man who could make it a reality. 558 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,883 And I wasn't gonna question any of it. 559 00:28:40,966 --> 00:28:44,466 Not even how he found a horse-drawn sleigh 560 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:47,175 in the middle of Manhattan.