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After two weeks in Paris,

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it was time for the ultimate
in sophisticated French fare,

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meeting your lover
and his ex-wife for lunch.

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Hello. I'm Juliet. Juliet Bellajoux.

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Oh, hello. I'm Carrie.
It's nice to finally meet you.

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- Sit! Sit, sit.
- Thank you.

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Well, if I'm fashionably late,
then Alek is very fashionable.

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Yes. He's always very fashionable.

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- What a beautiful bag.
- Oh, thank you. It's vintage.

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The… The silk lining's about
a hundred million years old,

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but I'm so in love with it.

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We'll get along perfectly.

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I represent accessories
for the collections.

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Wow. Alek's never mentioned
what work you did.

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Sorry.

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Ah. Mr. Fashionable.

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- Oh.
- Hello?

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Yes.

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"Sincere apologies.
Crisis at the museum.

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Some gigantic technical problem
with sculpture number something.

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Nothing else exists when art does. Yes?

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Well this is a…
This is a fantastic restaurant.

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Yes. Used to be. Not so much anymore.

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The chairs, they're hideous.

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Hideous.

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Good morning. Chanel.

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Chanello! I'm gonna shoplift
just so he can feel me up.

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Okay. I need something simple

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to wear for when we meet
the birth parents.

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- Where is this couple from again?
- Charlotte, North Carolina.

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They're from Charlotte.
I think it's a good sign.

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Love it. Very TV-movie-of-the-week.

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Stylish socialite couple
opens up their Park Avenue home

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- to the dumb, toothless yokels.
- They're not dumb or toothless.

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In my movie they are.
And you'd be played by Barbara Parkins,

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circa Valley of the Dolls.

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Thank you.

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And I'd be played by Colin Farrell.

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Do you think
you look like Colin Farrell?

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It's my movie.

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So in your movie…

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how big is my part? Bit or supporting?

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- What?
- I'll still be in your life, right?

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Because once people have the babies…

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Stop. You'll always be
in my life, Colin Farrell.

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Good.

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Can you believe
this is finally happening?

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I hope nothing goes wrong.

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Well, if it does, I know some gays

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that got a Guatemalan kid
for like 100 bucks.

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A touch of this blonde is going
to be perfection. It's called "ash."

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Well, save a little for him,
because he is one hot piece of ash.

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Oh, right.

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Well?

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- Sexy.
- Oh.

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Very sexy.

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Come here, you.

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Oh…

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Please, sir, my hair.

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Are we ever going to talk about the fact
that we haven't had sex in a long time?

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And you're bringing this up here?

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My therapist said
not to mention it in bed.

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Therapist? Since when
have you been seeing a therapist?

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I just thought I should get some help
to deal with all this cancer stuff.

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I'm not complaining.
I just think we should talk about it.

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Well. I have absolutely no sex drive.
You're leaving town to do a movie.

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What's the point of talking
about it right now?

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Samantha, I see two pairs
of feet in there.

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- You had better not be doing it.
- Oh, we're not.

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Yeah, right.
That'll be a first.

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I must admit,
I've been dying to meet you.

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I begged Aleks
to organize a dinner with us.

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But he said "As soon as
the exhibit opens, we'd all sit down."

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"As soon as, as soon as."

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If I hear this phrase one more time…

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So how is my beloved?

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Oh, he's wonderful.
A bit stressed, but…

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Well, yes. He's very sensitive.

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Can I just say, I…
I think it's lovely

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that you… that you both think
so highly of one another.

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Why not?

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We had a wonderful marriage,
while it lasted.

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But I believe a relationship
is like couture.

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If it doesn't fit perfectly,
it's a disaster.

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And I couldn't quite
get used to always coming second.

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It was not for me.

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- Would you like a cigarette?
- No…

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Well, yes, I would. Thank you.

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And I thought you might be one
of those Americans who didn't smoke.

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And I would be, how do you say…
Guilty of killing you over lunch?

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So… Chloe tells me
you were a writer in New York.

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No, I… I am a writer.

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Um, until recently,
I had a weekly column in New York.

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It became a book, um…

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It's… It's even been published here.

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Brilliant.

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And Aleks is comfortable with that?

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Oh, God, yes.
He's… He's very supportive.

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Then people change.

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- It's good.
- Can you hold this?

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Uh-huh.

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Aren't you gonna say anything
about the fact that I'm smoking?

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Everybody smokes in Paris.

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Someone got a rave review.

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- Oh, your review's out already?
- No, no, no.

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Please don't remind me.

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I'm referring to you.

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Juliet was impressed.

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She said you're beautiful,
smart, and chic.

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Hmm.

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Sorry.
The museum. I have to go.

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Again? Oh, it's been like this all week.

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I thought we at least had
the morning together.

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I have to go. I have to go.

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Is this going to be every day?

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Oh, Carrie,
I'm under so much pressure.

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Don't make me feel worse than I do, huh?

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I'm not trying to make you feel worse.

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I said nothing
when you left me alone with your wife.

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I know it's inconvenient
for you right now, but I promise,

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there will be more time for us
as soon as this exhibit opens.

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Okay?

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Carrie. Carrie.

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That's better. Look, we're in Paris.
It's so beautiful. Go and walk around.

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- Take the driver. Go everywhere.
- No, no, no. You take the driver.

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I'll walk around and do French things,
be very Parisian.

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Okay.

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See you.

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- I like the smoking. It's very sexy.
- It's killing me.

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Oh, God!

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Oh, shit.

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Carrie.

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Ain't it amazing, Ma?

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The whole house is coming together.

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Ma!

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What's little Stevie doing over there?

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What? That's Brady. I'm right here.

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What are you talking about?

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Huh.

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Does my mother seem odd to you?

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You might wanna rephrase that.

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No, I'm serious. She looks all loopy,
and she's disoriented.

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Steve, it's called
the one-too-many-beer syndrome.

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No, her eyes
aren't focusing or something, and…

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I'm worried.

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Really?

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Hey, Ma. You want some ice cream?

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Don't let little Stevie
have any strawberry.

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Mary, that's Brady.

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What are you talking about?
I know that's Brady.

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But who the hell are you?

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I'm gonna run her down
to the emergency room and check it out.

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It can't hurt, right?

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Wanna go for a walk?

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If it's a movie about Attila the Hun,
why are they filming in Canada?

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- Cheaper.
- Oh.

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And it's pretty much just open space.

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Which means nowhere to go,
and nothing to do

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for the next eight weeks.

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Ah.

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Listen to me.

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The operative word being "listen."

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I want you to feel free to have sex
while you're on location.

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Are we here again? After everything?

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No. We are not here again.
I'm not trying to push you away.

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I'm trying to keep you.

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If anyone knows how important sex
is to a person, it's me.

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- Correction. Was me.
- It's the chemo.

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Your body just needs time
to heal itself.

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It'll be back.

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It's like winter. Just because the trees
are bare doesn't mean they're dead.

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Along comes spring, and bam!

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I want you to have sex.

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I'm serious.

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I know what we have.
Sex is just sex. I understand that.

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- I don't wanna just have sex.
- Hmm.

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You say that now.

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But when you're riding a horse all day,
wearing animal fur,

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and you see some sexy,
Canadian extra in a slave-girl outfit,

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feel free to pillage her.

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- Samantha…
- Don't be so provincial!

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You're playing a barbarian,
for fuck's sake.

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Step up there, Ma, come on.
There you go, all right.

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- You wanna watch some TV?
- Yeah.

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- I'll be in there in a minute.
- It's cold outside.

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So it was nothing, right?

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The doctor said she had a small stroke.

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She's got significant memory loss.

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Oh, God. When did it happen?

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Best he can tell, maybe a week ago.

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But nobody knows
'cause she's been home alone.

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I want her to stay here with us tonight.

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Yeah.

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So I'm gonna run and grab
her nightgown and stuff.

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She wants her own stuff.

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I'll… I'll go with you.

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Magda can stay here with them.

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- I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.

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Magda!

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Jesus Christ.

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What's been going on here?

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Didn't you notice?

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No, she's always waiting for me
to pick her up downstairs.

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Fucking cockroach!

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Okay. Well…

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This stops right now.
My ma can't live like this.

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I'll get a maid or a nurse or something.
Someone to live with her full-time.

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Nurses do that, right?
You can hire them to do that, right?

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My ma can't live like this.

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Steve.

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Your mother can come live with us.

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She can?

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Sure.

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Why else do we have that big house?

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Oh, no. Merci beaucoup.

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Carrie Bradshaw?

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You're Sex and the City writer?

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- Yeah.
- I love Sex and the City.

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I am, um, how you say,
uh, the single girl.

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And, Paul…

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Carrie Bradshaw?

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Carrie Bradshaw.
The Sex and the City?

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- Yes.
- Oh, bonjour.

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I have the sex. She has the sex.
We all have the sex.

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We want to make
a party for you. Saturday night.

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Apparently, I fell right
into my French fan base.

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Both of them.
And they were so fun and silly.

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And they insisted on throwing
a party in my honor.

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They want me to meet their friends
who supposedly love the book as well.

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Anyway, it's nothing
terribly fancy, just…

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Just a cozy dinner
in a quaint hotel in Paris,

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with my ten new French friends.

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This is what I love about Paris.

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You never know
where the day will lead you.

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I know.

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Anyway, the party is Saturday night

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at La Petite Auberge on the
Rue Saint-André des Arts.

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- Very good.
- Are you up for it?

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Oh, I can't, darling.

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That's the night I unveil my show
to the museum curator and staff.

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But you go and have a wonderful time
with the throngs of screaming fans.

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Well, I don't mind if I do.

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Do you think
they'll really be screaming?

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- I hope so.
- So do I.

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And we turned the office back there
into the baby's room.

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Would anyone like more lox?

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Is that the fish?

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We're within blocks of
the best grammar schools in Manhattan.

249
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:25,756
Not that we would ever let him
or her go alone.

250
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,840
Her.

251
00:19:27,256 --> 00:19:29,465
It's a her. We just found out.

252
00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:30,673
It's a girl?

253
00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:33,673
Honey, it's a girl.

254
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,465
I always wanted a girl.

255
00:19:35,548 --> 00:19:36,548
We weren't gonna ask,

256
00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:38,298
'cause I didn't want
to know nothin' about it.

257
00:19:39,131 --> 00:19:43,090
But then I was there, and they asked me
if I wanted to know, and I said yes.

258
00:19:44,256 --> 00:19:46,756
Ever since then, I've been thinking
about little girl names.

259
00:19:48,215 --> 00:19:50,381
I like Tiffany, Brittany.

260
00:19:51,881 --> 00:19:54,381
Wayne says I like any name
with a "ny" on the end.

261
00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,923
We're not getting the baby, are we?

262
00:20:04,173 --> 00:20:05,840
We changed our minds.

263
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,215
We're awful sorry.

264
00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:17,673
If you knew this before, why did you
come here and put us through all this?

265
00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:20,256
We've never seen New York.

266
00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:28,465
What are you doing in here
all this time?

267
00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:30,923
I'm writing an angry e-mail
to our baby lawyer.

268
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:34,465
Oh, she warned us
about this kind of thing.

269
00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:37,090
How much more can we take, huh?

270
00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:45,298
It's okay.

271
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:49,465
That's not our baby.

272
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,048
Our baby is still coming.

273
00:20:52,256 --> 00:20:54,340
I'm beginning to think
God lost our address.

274
00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:58,131
Oh. Come on, honey.

275
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,131
We're Jews.

276
00:21:00,756 --> 00:21:03,756
We've been through worse than this. Eh?

277
00:21:07,215 --> 00:21:09,340
And someone
got some flowers delivered.

278
00:21:09,423 --> 00:21:10,423
Oh?

279
00:21:11,548 --> 00:21:12,756
Samantha Jones.

280
00:21:13,756 --> 00:21:16,340
Uh-huh. I'll tell her you called.

281
00:21:33,631 --> 00:21:36,465
- What's up, babe?
- I just got your flowers.

282
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:39,756
- They're so beautiful.
- Did you get the card?

283
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,048
Yes.

284
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:45,423
And you know how I said
you could have sex with someone else?

285
00:21:45,715 --> 00:21:50,048
Well, if it would be okay
with you, try not to.

286
00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:53,673
Unless you already have,
and then that's fine.

287
00:21:53,756 --> 00:21:55,840
I didn't. I won't.

288
00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:59,006
I don't mean to be a wet blanket…

289
00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:02,423
but how about don't?

290
00:22:03,506 --> 00:22:04,590
Cool.

291
00:22:06,548 --> 00:22:07,548
Cool.

292
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,673
Okay, you gorgeous Russian.

293
00:22:15,756 --> 00:22:16,881
I'm off.

294
00:22:18,506 --> 00:22:20,215
Good luck at the museum, um…

295
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:22,923
What's wrong?

296
00:22:23,673 --> 00:22:27,715
Uh, it's the cufflink,
and it's something with my hands.

297
00:22:27,798 --> 00:22:28,798
It's just…

298
00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:32,590
I think I'm having
an anxiety attack or something.

299
00:22:32,673 --> 00:22:34,256
- I… I don't know.
- Whoa.

300
00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:38,590
Breathe. Here. Put your head
between your legs and breathe.

301
00:22:44,173 --> 00:22:45,215
I…

302
00:22:46,048 --> 00:22:48,090
I can't go, I can't.

303
00:22:49,048 --> 00:22:51,465
Why? What brought this on?

304
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:55,131
What if they think…

305
00:22:56,131 --> 00:22:59,048
I'm the old man
with the silly light machines?

306
00:22:59,590 --> 00:23:01,715
Here, let me do this for you.

307
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:05,715
The curator's 27 years old.
Can you believe it?

308
00:23:05,798 --> 00:23:07,673
- Stop.
- What?

309
00:23:07,756 --> 00:23:08,881
Look at me.

310
00:23:12,881 --> 00:23:14,340
You'll be fine.

311
00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:18,423
Will you go with me?

312
00:23:20,798 --> 00:23:21,798
But…

313
00:23:23,090 --> 00:23:24,381
I have my party.

314
00:23:24,465 --> 00:23:27,923
Oh, please.
I need you there. I need you there.

315
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,825
I don't… I…

316
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,298
I don't have anybody's telephone number
to call and cancel. I…

317
00:23:33,381 --> 00:23:35,798
Oh, no. You go.

318
00:23:36,881 --> 00:23:39,131
You're right.
I'll be okay. I'll be fine.

319
00:23:39,215 --> 00:23:41,548
I'll be fine. Yeah.

320
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,840
No. No, I'll go.

321
00:23:47,798 --> 00:23:50,048
- You will?
- It's important to you.

322
00:23:51,256 --> 00:23:53,631
Oh, thank you, my darling.

323
00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:56,840
And promise
not to let go all night, huh?

324
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,673
Genius! Genius!

325
00:25:00,548 --> 00:25:04,215
Yes, that's a train. Yes.

326
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,631
I wanna take little Stevie to the zoo.

327
00:25:10,715 --> 00:25:14,673
This is not Steve. This is Brady.
Steve's all grown up.

328
00:25:18,423 --> 00:25:20,006
Some days she's perfectly clear,

329
00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:22,548
and then she'll have
a bad couple of days like now.

330
00:25:23,048 --> 00:25:24,881
How are you handling all this?

331
00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:26,215
Not very well.

332
00:25:26,923 --> 00:25:27,908
Steve is amazing.

333
00:25:27,923 --> 00:25:31,465
He gets home from the bar late,
and then he's with her all day.

334
00:25:32,048 --> 00:25:33,881
Let's get ready to go to the zoo.

335
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:35,340
This is the zoo.

336
00:25:36,006 --> 00:25:37,340
I think you're amazing.

337
00:25:38,215 --> 00:25:39,506
I think you're amazing.

338
00:25:40,256 --> 00:25:41,256
Mama.

339
00:25:41,465 --> 00:25:43,298
And I think you're amazing!

340
00:25:43,881 --> 00:25:45,506
Yes, I do.

341
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,215
Why was her coat on?

342
00:25:53,798 --> 00:25:54,965
Shit!

343
00:25:55,965 --> 00:25:56,965
Mary!

344
00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,090
Shit!

345
00:25:59,631 --> 00:26:02,506
- Where did she go?
- I don't know. The Bronx Zoo?

346
00:26:02,590 --> 00:26:05,715
Shit! Shit! Stay with the baby. Shit!

347
00:26:07,173 --> 00:26:08,215
Oh, fuck.

348
00:26:34,006 --> 00:26:36,298
The one place in Paris you can't smoke.

349
00:26:44,881 --> 00:26:47,006
Perfect. A hole in my Dior.

350
00:26:52,715 --> 00:26:53,756
What?

351
00:27:25,131 --> 00:27:27,173
Tell that man that I had to go.

352
00:27:27,423 --> 00:27:28,423
I…

353
00:27:58,631 --> 00:28:01,548
Taxi! Taxi!

354
00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:03,340
Sorry! Pardon me!

355
00:28:03,423 --> 00:28:04,548
Taxi!

356
00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:07,090
Tax…

357
00:28:26,923 --> 00:28:30,090
Mary! Mary!

358
00:28:32,590 --> 00:28:33,590
Mary!

359
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:35,923
Mary!

360
00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:39,673
Mary!

361
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,048
Mademoiselle?

362
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:27,965
Mary!

363
00:29:36,631 --> 00:29:39,340
This pizza tastes like garbage.

364
00:29:39,423 --> 00:29:40,423
Yeah.

365
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,840
It's bad.

366
00:29:45,048 --> 00:29:46,215
It's cold.

367
00:29:46,298 --> 00:29:49,548
- We're gonna go. Go home.
- I'm still hungry, you know.

368
00:29:50,131 --> 00:29:51,131
Yeah.

369
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,215
Mmm!

370
00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,798
That feels good.

371
00:30:17,381 --> 00:30:19,881
Hey. Where did you go?

372
00:30:21,090 --> 00:30:23,131
I went to my party.

373
00:30:23,215 --> 00:30:25,256
I thought as much. How was it?

374
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:26,631
Over.

375
00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:28,465
It was over.

376
00:30:29,423 --> 00:30:30,423
I'm sorry.

377
00:30:31,715 --> 00:30:35,923
How could you just abandon me like that
when I gave up my party to be with you.

378
00:30:36,215 --> 00:30:37,840
I didn't abandon you.

379
00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:41,548
I sat on a bench alone in a museum.

380
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:47,506
Let's not do this now. I…
I'm tired. I had a stressful day.

381
00:30:47,590 --> 00:30:49,673
I'm in this relationship, too!

382
00:30:50,173 --> 00:30:53,715
I am a person in this relationship!

383
00:30:54,298 --> 00:30:57,631
Have you any idea
what it's been like for me here?

384
00:30:58,131 --> 00:31:00,840
Eating alone
and waiting for my boyfriend

385
00:31:00,923 --> 00:31:04,590
who would rather spend time
with a light installation?

386
00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:08,798
That's what I do. That's who I am.

387
00:31:10,048 --> 00:31:11,340
You always knew this.

388
00:31:12,048 --> 00:31:14,590
I had a life in New York. I…

389
00:31:15,381 --> 00:31:17,465
I had a job and…

390
00:31:17,548 --> 00:31:20,631
And friends and I didn't give
all of that up to come here

391
00:31:20,715 --> 00:31:23,340
and wander the streets of Paris alone!

392
00:31:25,465 --> 00:31:29,631
Okay. I'm taking a shower,
and I'm going to bed.

393
00:31:29,715 --> 00:31:33,506
- And we'll talk more as soon as…
- No, no, no. Not as soon as.

394
00:31:33,590 --> 00:31:35,548
Please, Carrie!

395
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:42,256
- It was an accident. I didn't mean to.
- No, I…

396
00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:45,173
Oh, my necklace. Oh!

397
00:31:51,215 --> 00:31:52,631
I'm so sorry.

398
00:31:54,215 --> 00:31:59,673
I thought I was clear
all along about… who I am.

399
00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:04,131
Well…

400
00:32:06,131 --> 00:32:09,173
Maybe it's time to be clear
about who I am.

401
00:32:10,548 --> 00:32:14,048
I am someone who is looking for love.

402
00:32:14,923 --> 00:32:16,881
Real love.

403
00:32:18,381 --> 00:32:19,756
Ridiculous…

404
00:32:20,715 --> 00:32:22,256
inconvenient…

405
00:32:23,465 --> 00:32:24,798
consuming…

406
00:32:26,798 --> 00:32:29,715
can't-live-without-each-other love.

407
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:32,590
And…

408
00:32:33,423 --> 00:32:34,715
I don't think…

409
00:32:36,048 --> 00:32:38,131
that love is here in…

410
00:32:40,715 --> 00:32:43,131
in this expensive suite…

411
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:46,298
and in this lovely hotel…

412
00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:48,256
in Paris.

413
00:32:51,798 --> 00:32:54,381
It's not your fault.
It's… It's my fault.

414
00:32:58,381 --> 00:32:59,715
I shouldn't have come here.

415
00:33:11,048 --> 00:33:12,381
- Carrie…
- Please.

416
00:33:13,215 --> 00:33:14,215
Don't.

417
00:33:15,715 --> 00:33:16,798
I'm fine.

418
00:33:35,215 --> 00:33:36,506
Thank you.

419
00:33:56,798 --> 00:34:00,590
Well, I'm sorry, mademoiselle.
But we have only double rooms available.

420
00:34:00,673 --> 00:34:05,006
Well, I… I'm a single,
and it will be fine.

421
00:34:05,090 --> 00:34:07,340
- Okay. Let me see just a minute.
- Merci.

422
00:34:11,006 --> 00:34:12,006
Oh.

423
00:34:18,173 --> 00:34:19,215
Oh…

424
00:34:27,048 --> 00:34:28,131
Hi.

425
00:34:31,215 --> 00:34:32,215
Hey.

426
00:34:32,756 --> 00:34:34,548
Hey, hey.

427
00:34:34,631 --> 00:34:36,673
Why the tears?

428
00:34:37,631 --> 00:34:39,381
Paris is a mess.

429
00:34:40,173 --> 00:34:42,131
I never should have come here.

430
00:34:43,673 --> 00:34:45,506
Everything fell apart.

431
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,131
We had a big fight and…

432
00:34:49,756 --> 00:34:51,256
And then I got slapped.

433
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,340
- You got what?
- No, no. He didn't' mean it.

434
00:34:54,423 --> 00:34:57,298
- It was an accident.
- He slapped you?

435
00:34:57,381 --> 00:35:01,423
- What? No, no. It's not like that.
- I'll kick his ass.

436
00:35:01,506 --> 00:35:04,340
- What? No.
- What room were you in?

437
00:35:04,423 --> 00:35:08,048
- I'm not telling you that.
- Uh, I see you were in room 625.

438
00:35:08,131 --> 00:35:09,506
Room 625? Thank you.

439
00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:13,506
Wait. Oh, stop. What are you… Oh.

440
00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:18,298
Hey! Stop.
What do you think you're doing?

441
00:35:18,381 --> 00:35:22,798
- I think I'm kicking some Russian ass.
- What? No. It's… It's not like that.

442
00:35:22,881 --> 00:35:26,048
- You've got it completely wrong.
- We'll see about that.

443
00:35:27,006 --> 00:35:32,006
I don't need you to do this.
Stop. This is totally unnecessary.

444
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,631
What do you think you're doing?

445
00:35:35,881 --> 00:35:38,715
Stop. Slow down.
You're gonna have a heart attack.

446
00:35:39,173 --> 00:35:41,881
I… I mean it.
I took care of this myself.

447
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:43,965
I don't need you to rescue me.

448
00:35:44,048 --> 00:35:45,340
Listen, I'm clocking this foreigner,

449
00:35:45,423 --> 00:35:47,298
and there's nothing
you can do to stop me.

450
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:17,965
I gotta hand it to you, kid.

451
00:36:18,298 --> 00:36:20,548
Most people come to Paris
to fall in love.

452
00:36:21,173 --> 00:36:24,381
You came and got slapped.

453
00:36:26,340 --> 00:36:27,673
Why is that funny?

454
00:36:35,881 --> 00:36:39,215
- Are you cold?
- No. I'm still in shock.

455
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:43,340
This is so surreal. What…

456
00:36:45,423 --> 00:36:47,381
How did you even get here?

457
00:36:51,090 --> 00:36:53,798
It took me a really long time
to get here.

458
00:36:57,256 --> 00:36:58,506
But I'm here.

459
00:37:04,298 --> 00:37:05,381
Carrie, you're the one.

460
00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:14,256
Oh, kiss me, you big crybaby.

461
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:44,173
I miss New York. Take me home.

462
00:37:55,048 --> 00:37:56,590
Hi, honey.

463
00:37:56,673 --> 00:37:59,340
I'm a bad wife. I ordered Chinese.

464
00:38:03,673 --> 00:38:05,131
I got something from China too.

465
00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:13,298
- They're giving us a baby.
- What? How?

466
00:38:14,715 --> 00:38:16,923
I guess God remembered our address.

467
00:38:17,006 --> 00:38:18,756
We get her in six months.

468
00:38:21,923 --> 00:38:23,715
Here she is.

469
00:38:30,381 --> 00:38:31,631
That's our baby.

470
00:38:34,631 --> 00:38:35,631
I know it.

471
00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:38,840
That's really our baby.

472
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:56,756
What you did…

473
00:38:58,423 --> 00:38:59,840
that is love.

474
00:39:05,298 --> 00:39:06,465
You love.

475
00:39:13,881 --> 00:39:16,756
Let's not make
a big deal of it to Steve.

476
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,423
It'd just upset him.

477
00:39:58,798 --> 00:39:59,881
Hey, babe.

478
00:40:00,715 --> 00:40:03,173
- Oh.
- I flew back.

479
00:40:05,131 --> 00:40:07,090
You flew all night? Why?

480
00:40:08,215 --> 00:40:10,381
I forgot to tell you something
on the phone.

481
00:40:11,923 --> 00:40:12,923
I love you.

482
00:40:15,715 --> 00:40:17,715
You flew back to tell me that?

483
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:20,006
Can you think of a better reason?

484
00:40:23,173 --> 00:40:24,715
No, I can't.

485
00:40:27,256 --> 00:40:30,423
You have been more to me
than any man I've ever known.

486
00:41:00,923 --> 00:41:03,423
Thank you. Thanks.

487
00:41:12,631 --> 00:41:13,881
You know, uh…

488
00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,340
I don't live here anymore.

489
00:41:17,131 --> 00:41:19,965
And the Four Seasons
won't check you in until 1:00.

490
00:41:20,673 --> 00:41:24,048
Oh. Did you wanna come up?

491
00:41:25,298 --> 00:41:27,173
Abso-fucking-lutely.

492
00:41:54,173 --> 00:41:56,756
- Oh, my God.
- You look great.

493
00:41:59,548 --> 00:42:02,965
Later that day,
I got to thinking about relationships.

494
00:42:03,715 --> 00:42:07,298
There are those that open you up
to something new and exotic.

495
00:42:16,631 --> 00:42:18,965
Those that are old and familiar.

496
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:25,340
Those that bring up lots of questions.

497
00:42:28,631 --> 00:42:31,006
Those that bring you
somewhere unexpected.

498
00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:38,423
Those that bring you far
from where you started.

499
00:42:45,006 --> 00:42:46,840
And those that bring you back.

500
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:56,298
But the most exciting, challenging,
and significant relationship of all…

501
00:42:58,048 --> 00:43:00,048
…is the one you have with yourself.

502
00:43:01,756 --> 00:43:04,673
And if you find someone
to love the you, you love…

503
00:43:04,756 --> 00:43:06,215
- Hi.
- What's shaking, baby?

504
00:43:06,298 --> 00:43:08,548
- How's Napa?
- The house is on the market.

505
00:43:08,631 --> 00:43:10,798
Look out, New York. I'm a-coming.

506
00:43:10,881 --> 00:43:14,006
Well, that's just fabulous.

507
00:43:15,256 --> 00:43:17,173
You got the love

508
00:43:17,256 --> 00:43:18,923
You got the love

509
00:43:19,006 --> 00:43:21,173
You got the love

510
00:43:23,756 --> 00:43:27,340
Sometimes I feel like
Throwing my hands up in the air

511
00:43:28,131 --> 00:43:31,923
I know I can count on you

512
00:43:32,006 --> 00:43:34,298
Sometimes I feel like saying
Lord, I just don't care

513
00:43:34,381 --> 00:43:35,923
Sometimes I feel like saying
Lord, I just don't care

514
00:43:36,215 --> 00:43:37,590
But you've got the love

515
00:43:37,715 --> 00:43:39,673
I need to see me through

516
00:43:40,673 --> 00:43:42,340
You got the love

517
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,256
You got the love

518
00:43:44,715 --> 00:43:46,381
You got the love

519
00:43:48,715 --> 00:43:50,590
You got the love

520
00:43:52,965 --> 00:43:54,923
You got the love

521
00:43:57,131 --> 00:43:59,173
You got the love

522
00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:05,090
You got the love
I need to see me through

523
00:44:06,048 --> 00:44:09,631
Sometimes I feel like
Throwing my hands up in the air

524
00:44:10,631 --> 00:44:14,090
I know I can count on you

525
00:44:14,465 --> 00:44:18,090
Sometimes I feel like saying
"Lord, I just don't care"

526
00:44:18,798 --> 00:44:22,381
But you've got the love
I need to see me through

527
00:44:23,090 --> 00:44:25,548
Oh, it gets so rough sometimes

528
00:44:27,548 --> 00:44:30,215
Oh, the going gets so hard

529
00:44:30,298 --> 00:44:31,590
But I know

530
00:44:31,673 --> 00:44:33,173
You got the love

531
00:44:33,590 --> 00:44:35,215
You got the love

532
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,340
You got the love

533
00:44:39,506 --> 00:44:41,715
You got the love

534
00:44:43,881 --> 00:44:45,798
You got the love

535
00:44:48,423 --> 00:44:50,006
You got the love

536
00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:52,590
Got the love…