1 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,939 I barely slept. You snored like crazy. 2 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:21,650 That's impossible. I don't snore. 3 00:00:22,234 --> 00:00:23,943 - Right. Must've been me. - Yeah. 4 00:00:23,944 --> 00:00:25,028 Yeah. 5 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:27,446 - Bye. - Bye. 6 00:00:27,447 --> 00:00:29,323 Hey. How goes it, Derek? 7 00:00:29,324 --> 00:00:30,992 Great! My wife has no faults. 8 00:00:31,576 --> 00:00:32,744 Happy for you, man. 9 00:00:33,411 --> 00:00:35,288 Morning. What's going on? 10 00:00:38,250 --> 00:00:40,252 So you were right about Alice crushing on Sean. 11 00:00:40,919 --> 00:00:43,128 Wait, don't move. Don't move. 12 00:00:43,129 --> 00:00:45,631 - Jesus Christ. - Oh, my God! Oh, shit! 13 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:47,050 It's so early, Liz. 14 00:00:47,634 --> 00:00:49,385 Come on, come on. 15 00:00:49,386 --> 00:00:51,096 - Fuck me. - Come, come, come. 16 00:00:53,849 --> 00:00:56,267 - We fucking told you. - We were supposed to say it together. 17 00:00:56,268 --> 00:00:59,228 I'm sorry. I just got... I got so excited about roasting him. 18 00:00:59,229 --> 00:01:01,105 - What are you doing here? - Funny you should ask. 19 00:01:01,106 --> 00:01:03,816 - Last night, we got pretty twisted... - "Shmammered." 20 00:01:03,817 --> 00:01:06,277 and I would feel pretty self-conscious about it, 21 00:01:06,278 --> 00:01:08,946 but I feel like this was meant to be. 22 00:01:08,947 --> 00:01:12,366 It's like God had a plan for you to see Jimmy eat shit. 23 00:01:12,367 --> 00:01:13,451 Wow. 24 00:01:21,167 --> 00:01:23,919 You know what? Go ahead and gloat because the longer you do, 25 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,600 the later you are to pick up Paul for work. 26 00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:29,425 Oh, fuck! Oh, no! 27 00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:32,303 - Yeah. Drive safe, you asshole. - Shut up! 28 00:01:32,304 --> 00:01:33,847 Hope he's so mad, he woofs at you! 29 00:01:34,764 --> 00:01:36,515 Sometimes Paul gets so mad, he woofs at you. 30 00:01:36,516 --> 00:01:41,729 - Okay. Listen, you trust Sean, right? - I do, yeah. 31 00:01:41,730 --> 00:01:43,147 So don't sweat this crush thing. 32 00:01:43,148 --> 00:01:45,608 I know. I mean, I will. 33 00:01:45,609 --> 00:01:47,611 - But don't. - Thanks, Liz. 34 00:01:50,447 --> 00:01:52,448 Your husband's asleep in the driveway. 35 00:01:52,449 --> 00:01:53,867 He's not bothering anybody. 36 00:01:58,330 --> 00:02:02,583 Just trying to be a good grandfather. What can I get for his birthday? 37 00:02:02,584 --> 00:02:05,669 - Did you get Doritos? - What? Yes, I got Doritos. 38 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:07,421 - What? - Mason wants Doritos. 39 00:02:07,422 --> 00:02:09,215 - For his birthday? - No, 40 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,549 he wants a Switch. 41 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:12,343 What the fuck is a Switch? 42 00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:14,428 It's a gaming console that all of his friends have. 43 00:02:14,429 --> 00:02:16,013 Why don't I get him some money? 44 00:02:16,014 --> 00:02:17,599 He likes money, doesn't he? 45 00:02:18,183 --> 00:02:19,351 Sure. Great. 46 00:02:20,018 --> 00:02:22,312 - Where is she? - Where's who, Dad? 47 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:26,023 Oh, my co-worker's been driving me to work, and she's not here. 48 00:02:26,024 --> 00:02:27,526 Why is she driving you to work? 49 00:02:29,986 --> 00:02:30,986 She wants company. 50 00:02:30,987 --> 00:02:32,613 And she chose you? 51 00:02:32,614 --> 00:02:35,324 I'm fun in a car. I do punch buggy. 52 00:02:35,325 --> 00:02:37,244 Come on. What is going on? Is everything okay? 53 00:02:38,286 --> 00:02:40,830 Nothing's going on. My car's in the shop, that's all. 54 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:45,167 - Wait. She's here. - Dad. 55 00:02:45,168 --> 00:02:47,963 - I'll talk to you later. - Bye. 56 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:52,258 Oh, my gosh. Paul, I'm so, so sorry. 57 00:02:52,259 --> 00:02:54,426 I just need to take a quick shower and change my clothes, 58 00:02:54,427 --> 00:02:57,389 and then I'm gonna make a green juice. Do you want one? I'm so sorry. 59 00:02:59,558 --> 00:03:00,559 Woof. 60 00:03:30,672 --> 00:03:32,047 It's awful. 61 00:03:32,048 --> 00:03:34,300 You're crazy. I think it's cute. 62 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:36,887 Hey. How are you two? 63 00:03:37,554 --> 00:03:40,139 Sean hates his new license photo. Tell him it's good. 64 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,558 Okay. 65 00:03:42,684 --> 00:03:44,811 Sean, you look great in this license photo. 66 00:03:45,687 --> 00:03:48,272 Your cheekbones are poppin'. Poppin', poppin'. 67 00:03:48,273 --> 00:03:50,713 And the fact that you're an organ donor makes you even hotter. 68 00:03:53,403 --> 00:03:55,447 Why do you have to make things so weird? 69 00:03:56,990 --> 00:04:00,075 I... It was a... It was a weird assignment. 70 00:04:00,076 --> 00:04:01,369 Dude! 71 00:04:05,248 --> 00:04:06,248 You okay? 72 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:09,877 Yeah, it's my dad. He keeps hitting me up to get together. 73 00:04:09,878 --> 00:04:13,923 One minute, he's kicking me out. The next, he being all nice and shit. 74 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:17,343 Sean, you should stay mad at your dad for as long as you can. 75 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:19,261 - Really? - No. 76 00:04:19,262 --> 00:04:20,554 Don't do that. It's annoying. 77 00:04:20,555 --> 00:04:24,016 Look, I relate... I'm in a really dysfunctional relationship 78 00:04:24,017 --> 00:04:25,893 with Paul at the moment. But you know what? 79 00:04:25,894 --> 00:04:28,979 Neither of us are getting anywhere just sitting here being resentful, right? 80 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:30,189 I mean, I kinda like it. 81 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:31,191 I know. It's so good. 82 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:35,444 But maybe we gotta, like, dive in, you know? 83 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:36,654 Get things moving forward. 84 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:38,322 You think I should see my dad? 85 00:04:38,323 --> 00:04:40,083 Yeah, why not? You know what, let's be brave. 86 00:04:40,742 --> 00:04:41,701 You and me, okay? 87 00:04:41,702 --> 00:04:44,496 We'll grab these relationships by the balls, right? 88 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,080 Like... 89 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:49,918 Still so fucking weird. 90 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:53,547 - It's pretty weird, man. - Yeah. 91 00:04:54,756 --> 00:04:57,259 I mean, it's weird when you... When I see it. 92 00:04:58,844 --> 00:05:01,679 And when I confronted him about the cheating, he wasn't even sorry. 93 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,640 He was like, "Yeah, so? She's hot." 94 00:05:04,641 --> 00:05:06,851 That was a dream. It never happened. 95 00:05:06,852 --> 00:05:09,937 Yes, but where did my subconscious get the idea? 96 00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:13,024 Okay, yeah. Donna, I'm gonna have to side with Mark here. 97 00:05:14,818 --> 00:05:15,818 Don't celebrate. 98 00:05:15,819 --> 00:05:17,945 - Can I have just, like, a little joy? - No. 99 00:05:17,946 --> 00:05:19,738 And Donna, the dream thing. 100 00:05:19,739 --> 00:05:22,199 Why don't you just take a nap and see if dream Mark apologizes? 101 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:25,327 He won't. Dream Mark is an asshole. 102 00:05:25,328 --> 00:05:27,746 Well, in my dreams, you're awesome. 103 00:05:27,747 --> 00:05:29,832 The only difference is your hands are pizza slices 104 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:31,166 that regenerate when I eat them. 105 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,501 We're done with dreams, all right? 106 00:05:32,502 --> 00:05:34,795 No more talking about dreams for the rest of this session. 107 00:05:34,796 --> 00:05:37,298 You lived together for years before you got married, 108 00:05:37,299 --> 00:05:38,757 and you never argued this much. 109 00:05:38,758 --> 00:05:40,634 - She wasn't as crazy. - That's not helpful. 110 00:05:40,635 --> 00:05:42,511 - Point for me. - Don't do that. 111 00:05:42,512 --> 00:05:43,596 There is no point system. 112 00:05:43,597 --> 00:05:46,432 I don't know where you guys picked that up, so please stop. 113 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,601 Listen, when you guys were living together, 114 00:05:48,602 --> 00:05:51,103 I think you guys knew subconsciously that you could leave. 115 00:05:51,104 --> 00:05:54,815 But now you're married, so all of your issues just get magnified. 116 00:05:54,816 --> 00:05:57,693 I think the best thing for you two to do 117 00:05:57,694 --> 00:06:00,571 is share your insecurities with each other and process them together. 118 00:06:00,572 --> 00:06:02,115 Do you and your husband do that? 119 00:06:03,783 --> 00:06:04,825 You betcha. 120 00:06:04,826 --> 00:06:08,537 "You betcha"? Who the fuck says "you betcha"? 121 00:06:08,538 --> 00:06:10,998 - Reba McEntire. - True. 122 00:06:10,999 --> 00:06:14,168 You know, what I should've said was, "Marriage is a big-ass pit of misery, 123 00:06:14,169 --> 00:06:17,129 and that's why I got divorced because it slowly sucks away your soul 124 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:20,591 until you wake up one day and you don't even recognize yourself in the mirror." 125 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:22,009 That's what the fuck I should've said. 126 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:23,969 No, you shouldn't say that. That's stupid. 127 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:26,305 Come on, Paul. Cheer me up a little bit. 128 00:06:26,306 --> 00:06:27,640 - Please. - Gaby. 129 00:06:27,641 --> 00:06:32,394 Marriage is an institution that was created back when people died young. 130 00:06:32,395 --> 00:06:37,651 It was built on land ownership, and procreation. 131 00:06:38,151 --> 00:06:42,655 These days, it's mainly used to subjugate women and sell air fryers. 132 00:06:42,656 --> 00:06:45,032 God. You suck at pep talks, you know that? 133 00:06:45,033 --> 00:06:46,992 - Yeah, I do. - That's okay, though, 134 00:06:46,993 --> 00:06:50,037 'cause it takes the sting out of the fact that you're Jimmy's mentor and not mine. 135 00:06:50,038 --> 00:06:51,956 I'm not Jimmy's mentor. 136 00:06:51,957 --> 00:06:53,499 You are, and you love it. 137 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,043 You know, when I started here, you and Jimmy were already tight. 138 00:06:56,044 --> 00:07:00,381 You know, cool white guys talking about how much you guys like Nina Simone. 139 00:07:00,382 --> 00:07:02,758 - I love Nina Simone. - And you know what? It's fine. 140 00:07:02,759 --> 00:07:05,386 If I had my choice, you wouldn't be my mentor anyway. 141 00:07:05,387 --> 00:07:06,720 - No? - No. 142 00:07:06,721 --> 00:07:08,764 I would choose somebody who looked like me. 143 00:07:08,765 --> 00:07:10,058 Well, that makes sense. 144 00:07:25,282 --> 00:07:26,824 You know, when I was in grad school, 145 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:28,659 all my professors were cranky, old white guys. 146 00:07:28,660 --> 00:07:29,661 I hate those guys. 147 00:07:31,413 --> 00:07:33,873 Hey, Paul. How are ya? 148 00:07:33,874 --> 00:07:36,960 Good? Good. Me too. Hey, Gabs. Good to see ya. 149 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:41,672 So, I was out in the hallway and I was gonna come in and ask you for help. 150 00:07:41,673 --> 00:07:43,257 My patient, Grace, won't respond to me. 151 00:07:43,258 --> 00:07:46,468 And then it occurred to me that you're not talking to me about patients, 152 00:07:46,469 --> 00:07:47,678 so I decided not to come in. 153 00:07:47,679 --> 00:07:49,013 Yet here you are. 154 00:07:49,014 --> 00:07:50,306 Yet here I am. 155 00:07:50,307 --> 00:07:53,893 Listen, Paul. I know you think that I've made some bad choices, 156 00:07:53,894 --> 00:07:57,772 but can we please just move forward? 157 00:08:01,610 --> 00:08:02,651 It's the buzzer. 158 00:08:02,652 --> 00:08:04,528 I gotta be honest, I don't love the buzzer, Paul. 159 00:08:04,529 --> 00:08:06,740 Then you should say things that I agree with. 160 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:11,077 - Can you not do that right now? - It's funny. 161 00:08:12,329 --> 00:08:13,329 You know what, Paul? 162 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,789 I used to think that I knew how you felt about me, 163 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:17,041 but I guess I was wrong. 164 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:20,628 And that's okay, because I don't need your advice 165 00:08:20,629 --> 00:08:22,546 and I don't need your validation. 166 00:08:22,547 --> 00:08:25,717 So how about henceforth, going forward, you and I, 167 00:08:26,718 --> 00:08:27,758 we just don't talk at all? 168 00:08:28,512 --> 00:08:29,512 'Kay. 169 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,395 - I don't want this. Take this. - Bye, Paul. 170 00:08:37,979 --> 00:08:40,522 You know, you can be a real dick sometimes, Paul. 171 00:08:40,523 --> 00:08:42,066 Sometimes? 172 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:45,695 - Bye, babe. - Bye. 173 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:49,907 Hey. Is this bow tie cute, or do I look like Smithers from The Simpsons? 174 00:08:49,908 --> 00:08:51,075 It's very cute. 175 00:08:51,076 --> 00:08:54,662 - You didn't even glance at me. - I didn't? 176 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:57,581 I am in danger of looking like an animated character 177 00:08:57,582 --> 00:09:00,668 who's worn the same clothes for 30 years. Please? 178 00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:03,296 Just... Come on, look. Is it cute? 179 00:09:05,757 --> 00:09:07,299 - Oh, wow. - Is it working? 180 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,885 - Yes. - Thank you! 181 00:09:10,846 --> 00:09:13,889 Yes. You are so cute. 182 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:15,225 Thanks. You're the best. 183 00:09:16,393 --> 00:09:18,645 - How'd you get so lucky, huh? - Everything goes my way. 184 00:09:21,398 --> 00:09:22,482 What? 185 00:09:23,108 --> 00:09:26,111 Nothing. Just love you. 186 00:09:28,405 --> 00:09:30,114 Good. Everyone's here. 187 00:09:30,115 --> 00:09:34,410 Sorry to interrupt you at work, but I have huge news. So sorry, not sorry. 188 00:09:34,411 --> 00:09:36,662 "Sorry, not sorry" is something nobody says anymore, 189 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:40,499 so I want you... that from your vocabulary. 190 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,960 But I can still pull it off. I have the ability to say things 191 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:45,880 with an undercurrent of irony so you know I'm in on the joke. 192 00:09:45,881 --> 00:09:50,843 La, la, la. Is this your fucking podcast? Speed it up. People got shit to do. 193 00:09:50,844 --> 00:09:52,511 I guess I'm just nervous to tell you guys 194 00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:57,225 because you just split up with Nico and Jimmy's got the... 195 00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:58,852 Dead wife. 196 00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:03,064 Yeah, but you're my closest friends, so I'm just gonna say it. 197 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,277 I'm gonna propose to Charlie. 198 00:10:12,115 --> 00:10:15,326 Seriously? Nothing? Do you hate love? 199 00:10:15,327 --> 00:10:16,952 No, no. We're happy for you, man. 200 00:10:16,953 --> 00:10:18,913 It's just that you said you're gonna propose to Charlie 201 00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:20,664 a million times and it hasn't happened. 202 00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:22,500 So, it's just... It's starting to feel like... 203 00:10:23,585 --> 00:10:26,629 - what's the right word for this? - Little, itty-bitty, baby-bitch bullshit. 204 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:27,963 Yeah, that. Exactly that. 205 00:10:27,964 --> 00:10:30,007 I have to go because I have a session at 10 a.m. 206 00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:32,009 - that's actually gonna happen. - Zing. 207 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,552 - You're a monster. - Sorry, not sorry. 208 00:10:33,553 --> 00:10:34,762 - Wow, he nailed it. - No, no. 209 00:10:34,763 --> 00:10:38,015 I take that back. I thought it was dead, but it seems like it's got life to it. 210 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:41,894 I'm buying the ring and then I'm rubbing it in your fucking faces. 211 00:10:41,895 --> 00:10:43,604 It's a cool story to tell your kids. 212 00:10:43,605 --> 00:10:44,730 - I'm leaving now. - Okay. 213 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,731 Walking out backwards. 214 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,275 - You are going to hit the door. - Not a care in the world. Did it. 215 00:10:48,276 --> 00:10:49,194 Wow. 216 00:10:49,195 --> 00:10:51,237 All right, Graham. Go long, young blood. 217 00:10:51,238 --> 00:10:53,532 - Bet. - Yeah, keep going! 218 00:10:58,119 --> 00:10:59,453 Yes. 219 00:10:59,454 --> 00:11:00,914 You never let me skip school. 220 00:11:01,498 --> 00:11:04,793 He's only skipping art class. Plus, he misses you. 221 00:11:05,502 --> 00:11:06,503 I miss him, too. 222 00:11:07,629 --> 00:11:10,005 You good? You look good. 223 00:11:10,006 --> 00:11:12,424 I am good. Moving forward. 224 00:11:12,425 --> 00:11:15,136 - Yeah. Keep it up. - Will do. 225 00:11:15,637 --> 00:11:16,846 Dad. Did you give him the present? 226 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:19,098 - Boom! Timing is everything. - The present? 227 00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:21,016 Y'all got me a present? You jumping around like that. 228 00:11:21,017 --> 00:11:22,519 What you get me? Some more socks? 229 00:11:23,979 --> 00:11:25,479 Well, your mother did all the work. 230 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,481 She'd be really upset if I didn't mention that. 231 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:31,444 And she had your medals framed. 232 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:38,994 Remember when things get tough, this is who you are. A hero. 233 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,830 Thanks, Pop. 234 00:11:43,582 --> 00:11:46,625 - Actually, I gotta go. - Why? 235 00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:48,753 - Sean. - Yeah. I gotta... I love you guys. 236 00:11:49,337 --> 00:11:51,046 All right. We'll catch you next time. 237 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:53,507 - You thirsty? - Yeah. Can I have fruit punch? 238 00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:55,552 - Yeah. You look good out there. - Thank you. 239 00:12:14,738 --> 00:12:20,451 Hey, can you cover for me with Mr. Alto? I'm ditching class. 240 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:23,872 Come here. I love this for you. 241 00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:27,750 Ta-da. 242 00:12:28,335 --> 00:12:31,338 - It's still perfect, Keith. - It is. 243 00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:34,173 So, do you want it? 244 00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:39,804 I do not. 245 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,973 How can I help you, Reggie? What's going on? 246 00:12:42,974 --> 00:12:44,099 A few weeks ago, 247 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,603 I randomly started getting this crippling anxiety in the mornings. 248 00:12:47,604 --> 00:12:49,688 Sometimes it's hard to even leave my room. 249 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,942 Are you following the routines that we mapped out for you? 250 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:53,902 A hundred percent. 251 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,904 Anything else in your life change? 252 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,281 Now that you mention it... 253 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,950 What do you mean, Chipotle has a keto bowl? 254 00:13:00,951 --> 00:13:06,039 That just makes it easier, doesn't it? Okay. I see you, Chipotle. 255 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,377 - Hey. - Hi. 256 00:13:12,087 --> 00:13:16,382 Is that a child's computer with the stickers and all? 257 00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:19,344 We're not gonna get into the whole sticker-laptop thing again, okay? 258 00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:23,222 - What can I do for you? - So, I just saw this old patient of mine. 259 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:27,351 His psychopharmacologist changed his meds for no good reason. 260 00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:29,395 Completely fucked up his brain chemistry. 261 00:13:29,396 --> 00:13:32,273 - I don't know why these dipshits think... - Wait, wait. 262 00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:33,274 - Hold on. - What? 263 00:13:33,275 --> 00:13:35,234 You never come in here to talk to me about your patients. 264 00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:36,610 Sure. I come in here all the time. 265 00:13:36,611 --> 00:13:37,987 Only to criticize my laptop stickers 266 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,738 and ask why I have so many scrunchies on my lamp. 267 00:13:39,739 --> 00:13:42,074 Why do you have so many scrunchies on your lamp? 268 00:13:42,075 --> 00:13:46,955 I like the way they soften the lines of a... Wait, no. 269 00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,333 Okay. 270 00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:52,585 I know exactly what the fuck's going on here. 271 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:55,254 - You do? - You used to only consult with Jimmy. 272 00:13:55,255 --> 00:13:56,881 And now, you're just in here with me 273 00:13:56,882 --> 00:13:58,799 because you pushed him away and now you miss him. 274 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,926 - No, I don't miss him. - Yeah, you do. 275 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,345 And I value your professional opinion. 276 00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:07,766 Do you know just how bad I have wanted to hear you say something like that? 277 00:14:07,767 --> 00:14:09,435 But not like this, okay? 278 00:14:09,436 --> 00:14:12,855 You just waltz up in here with your "You up?" energy, 279 00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:14,941 and you expect me to drop my panties? 280 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,067 What the fuck is going on here? 281 00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:20,405 I'm not your sloppy seconds. I think you should go. 282 00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:25,701 All right? I don't even trust myself with you for another second. 283 00:14:25,702 --> 00:14:27,537 Get. Please. 284 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:38,006 Look, I like your scrunchies. I just don't understand them. 285 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:44,304 Which patie... No, no. Bye. 286 00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:49,642 - Jimmy? - I'm sorry, I know this is 287 00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:52,478 inappropriate, but it's the only way I could think of to get you to talk to me. 288 00:14:52,479 --> 00:14:54,480 I'm about to show a house. 289 00:14:54,481 --> 00:14:55,814 I know. To me. 290 00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:57,483 You're Kevin Lactaid? 291 00:14:57,484 --> 00:14:59,486 I'm terrible at making up fake names. 292 00:15:00,237 --> 00:15:02,530 Look, I'm sorry I lied to you. 293 00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:04,907 What was I supposed to do? He's my husband. I love him. 294 00:15:04,908 --> 00:15:06,909 Grace, I understand. 295 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,536 I just got so embarrassed. 296 00:15:08,537 --> 00:15:10,871 'Cause you said if I was with him, you couldn't be my therapist. 297 00:15:10,872 --> 00:15:12,331 I know that's what I said. 298 00:15:12,332 --> 00:15:15,543 Okay, look, if you need me, I can be here for you. 299 00:15:15,544 --> 00:15:16,628 No judgment. 300 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:19,756 Please, please. 301 00:15:21,424 --> 00:15:23,760 - Well, is my time still open? - Fuck, yeah. 302 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,054 I'm sorry. 303 00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:28,849 Hello? Yeah, this is him. 304 00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:32,477 Okay, I appreciate you letting me know. 305 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:36,523 I have to go. My kid cut school. 306 00:15:37,190 --> 00:15:39,191 Don't worry. I used to cut school all the time, 307 00:15:39,192 --> 00:15:41,986 mainly to have sex in Donny's van. Not this Donny. 308 00:15:41,987 --> 00:15:45,114 'Cause I didn't know him in high school. It was actually a different Donny. 309 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:46,700 Yeah, I have to go. 310 00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:51,161 Bye. 311 00:15:51,997 --> 00:15:54,165 My dad is all over the place. 312 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:58,295 Like, why would you ask to see me and I still can't even come home? 313 00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:00,797 It's really fucking with my head. 314 00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:03,717 Yeah, dads are crazy. 315 00:16:04,926 --> 00:16:07,304 It's like my own father doesn't even know who I am. 316 00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:09,306 No one does. 317 00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:11,975 I do. 318 00:16:17,105 --> 00:16:18,857 Hey, how high you think that is? 319 00:16:19,816 --> 00:16:21,693 I don't think we're supposed to go in there. 320 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:24,571 Yeah, aight. 321 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,802 Hey, be careful. 322 00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:52,974 - Holy shit. - Sean! 323 00:16:53,642 --> 00:16:55,560 - You should come up. - No, thanks. 324 00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,144 Your loss. 325 00:17:01,816 --> 00:17:03,692 Sean, please come down! 326 00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:05,569 Nah. I'm going higher. 327 00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:08,656 This isn't funny! Don't go any higher. 328 00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:11,326 Calm down. It's fun. Check this out. 329 00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:12,869 Sean! 330 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,830 Holy shit! Wow! 331 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:17,374 Fuck. 332 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,125 Whoa, this is fucking crazy. 333 00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,170 Okay, I have to go. 334 00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:25,548 Hi. Hello. 335 00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:28,676 Your school called to tell me that you ditched class. 336 00:17:28,677 --> 00:17:31,012 So, would you care to explain yourself, young lady? 337 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,764 - Young lady? - Yeah, that's right. I'm doing it. 338 00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:38,227 I didn't think I'd ever have to, but now I am. Young. Lady. 339 00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:40,604 Dude, I skipped English. And I have a 98 average. 340 00:17:40,605 --> 00:17:43,232 And tomorrow, I'll just tell him I was sad and he won't punish me. 341 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:45,025 And neither should you because a month ago, 342 00:17:45,026 --> 00:17:47,111 I was cleaning your cocaine off of a picture of Meemaw. 343 00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:48,530 So, can we move on? 344 00:17:51,032 --> 00:17:52,200 Deal. 345 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:59,373 - Where were you? - Sean saw his dad and it set him off. 346 00:17:59,374 --> 00:18:01,292 So, we went on a walk. 347 00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:05,129 Just a walk? Just a jaunty little walk around the neighborhood? 348 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,570 I see what I'm doing with my body. I'm gonna stop. It's weird. 349 00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:12,262 Cool dad. Talk to me. 350 00:18:12,888 --> 00:18:15,515 I'm worried about Sean. He really freaked me out. 351 00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:20,060 I don't think I like hiking 352 00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:22,188 when I can't make people stop and look for rocks. 353 00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:23,522 Oh, my gosh. 354 00:18:23,523 --> 00:18:28,778 Liz, for the last time, we are not looking for rocks. All right? 355 00:18:29,779 --> 00:18:31,572 - She likes rocks. - In what way? 356 00:18:31,573 --> 00:18:34,534 Don't worry about it. Did you buy the ring? 357 00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,243 She told me everything. 358 00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:39,288 - I am obsessed. - Why is Liz here? 359 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:41,333 - Don't try and avoid the subject. - What? 360 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:44,418 - Did you buy a ring? - Yeah. Yes. 361 00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:45,878 You know what that sounds a lot like? 362 00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:47,838 - No, what? - The basketball you got Alice. 363 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:50,007 - Am I allowed to clap? - Please let me do it with you. Please. 364 00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:52,259 - What? No... - Show us the ring! 365 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,677 Okay, don't love you as friends. 366 00:18:53,678 --> 00:18:56,805 You two are annoying. But whatever this is, it's working. 367 00:18:56,806 --> 00:19:00,643 Look, I'm just saying. If you can't pull the trigger, then maybe 368 00:19:00,644 --> 00:19:02,686 - Charlie is not the right guy for you. - Agreed. 369 00:19:02,687 --> 00:19:05,689 You know that Charlie is the right guy for me. 370 00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:08,250 Okay, then maybe there's some trauma-informed avoidance going on. 371 00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:10,528 - Is there? - Maybe. Fuck, yeah. 372 00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:14,740 Okay, stop. Maybe I don't wanna take advice about marriage 373 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:16,742 from someone who just... You know. 374 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:19,329 Are you divorce-shaming me, dude? 375 00:19:20,455 --> 00:19:21,414 Don't fucking dare. 376 00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:23,082 - He did dare. - I should go. 377 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:25,585 - Yeah. - I'm sorry, Gaby. I'm sorry. 378 00:19:26,211 --> 00:19:27,587 Don't follow me. 379 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,675 I know what would make you feel better. 380 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,385 For the last time, I'm not looking for rocks. 381 00:19:34,386 --> 00:19:35,470 Oh, come on! 382 00:19:42,477 --> 00:19:46,523 Howdy. Hot tubs are supposed to make people happy. 383 00:19:47,107 --> 00:19:48,816 What makes you think I'm not fuckin' happy? 384 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:50,943 The question. The way you asked it. 385 00:19:50,944 --> 00:19:53,154 The way you put "fuckin'" right in front of "happy." 386 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:56,741 - Kinda giveaways. - I'm good. 387 00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:00,412 Dangle off any water towers lately? 388 00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:01,955 Alice rat me out? 389 00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:04,832 No. No. I follow the water tower on Twitter. 390 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,333 It's been quiet for a while. 391 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,879 So when I got the alert, I got fucking psyched. 392 00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,672 Wanna talk about it? 393 00:20:11,673 --> 00:20:13,800 You told me you were gonna stop pushing me. 394 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:17,386 And then you push me to go and see my dad, and that was all kinds of fucked up. 395 00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:19,430 Yeah? Why? What happened? 396 00:20:19,431 --> 00:20:21,098 See? You pushing me again. 397 00:20:21,099 --> 00:20:24,268 Well, you know what? If you do something dangerous, I'm your doctor. 398 00:20:24,269 --> 00:20:25,978 I gotta... kinda just come check on ya. 399 00:20:25,979 --> 00:20:27,771 Maybe you shouldn't be my doctor anymore. 400 00:20:27,772 --> 00:20:29,273 You're gonna fire me, Sean? What? 401 00:20:29,274 --> 00:20:31,692 It's gonna be awkward when we see each other in the kitchen. 402 00:20:31,693 --> 00:20:35,030 You're right. I should not be living here. 403 00:20:35,947 --> 00:20:39,326 Sean, I feel like we've been on a really good path lately. 404 00:20:39,910 --> 00:20:43,829 I appreciate you putting me up, but I'll be gone in the morning. 405 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,289 Come on, man. What are you doing? 406 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:49,127 Nah. It's like you said. Just keep moving forward. 407 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:55,966 I can tell he's hurting. 408 00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:59,054 But he's not talking to me and it's so frustrating. 409 00:21:00,055 --> 00:21:02,515 - You gonna sit? - I'm mad. 410 00:21:02,516 --> 00:21:04,643 You can be mad and sit. 411 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:09,189 I'm always mad. And I'm always sitting. 412 00:21:11,024 --> 00:21:13,526 Dad tried to help. And now it's all fucked up. 413 00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:16,612 And now Sean's moving out. And it's so stupid. 414 00:21:16,613 --> 00:21:18,697 So you're angry with your father? 415 00:21:18,698 --> 00:21:20,784 No. No, I'm angry at you. 416 00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:23,202 Well, that's a twist. 417 00:21:23,203 --> 00:21:26,622 I told him to ask you for help and he said you weren't speaking to him. 418 00:21:26,623 --> 00:21:28,415 What the fuck, dude? 419 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:30,501 I just don't believe Sean should be living at your house. 420 00:21:30,502 --> 00:21:31,586 Who gives a shit? 421 00:21:34,798 --> 00:21:38,300 I finally felt ready to move forward and stop worrying about my dad. 422 00:21:38,301 --> 00:21:40,512 But I could only do that because I knew that he had you. 423 00:21:42,055 --> 00:21:44,557 Why do you have to be such a stubborn asshole? 424 00:21:44,558 --> 00:21:47,644 See? You can sit and be mad. 425 00:21:51,606 --> 00:21:53,108 That hat is ridiculous. 426 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:58,864 Now you're just lying to hurt me. 427 00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:07,371 Fine. If you're so desperate to psychoanalyze me, do it. 428 00:22:07,372 --> 00:22:09,915 Don't come in here with an attitude like that. 429 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:13,168 All right, listen. I overstepped. 430 00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:15,547 - No. - I tend to do that with people I love. 431 00:22:16,131 --> 00:22:17,591 It's something I'm working on. 432 00:22:18,425 --> 00:22:21,261 So, we don't need to talk. Thanks for the coffee. 433 00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:31,563 I was the gayest boy in Texas. 434 00:22:32,439 --> 00:22:34,982 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, you were. 435 00:22:34,983 --> 00:22:36,693 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 436 00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:45,117 - Hey. So, where you gonna go? - I don't know. 437 00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:46,827 Well, there's no rush. You know, you can... 438 00:22:46,828 --> 00:22:48,663 You can stay here while you figure it out. 439 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,499 - No more talking. - Okay. 440 00:22:54,127 --> 00:22:56,504 - These are cool. What are these? - What did I just say? 441 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,297 I didn't know that asking counted as talking. 442 00:22:58,298 --> 00:22:59,883 Talking counts as talking. 443 00:23:01,426 --> 00:23:04,137 Jimmy. I let myself in. 444 00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:08,391 - Hey. - I stole these from your fridge. 445 00:23:09,351 --> 00:23:11,394 - Sean, you want a beer? - Yeah. 446 00:23:11,937 --> 00:23:14,480 I was way too terrified to be gay in college. 447 00:23:14,481 --> 00:23:16,315 Oh, my God. Now everybody's gay in college. 448 00:23:16,316 --> 00:23:19,402 - I know. It sounds so fun. - Yeah. 449 00:23:20,278 --> 00:23:23,030 I didn't even come out to my parents until after graduation. 450 00:23:23,031 --> 00:23:26,576 All love, no shade, but how the fuck did they not know? 451 00:23:27,452 --> 00:23:29,620 'Cause back then I wore baseball caps and talked like this. 452 00:23:29,621 --> 00:23:31,038 Oh, shit. 453 00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:32,998 - Yeah. - Straight Brian sounds really hot. 454 00:23:32,999 --> 00:23:34,834 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. That's doing it for me. 455 00:23:36,169 --> 00:23:40,130 Anyway, my parents are super religious. 456 00:23:40,131 --> 00:23:43,259 So, I knew it would take them a while to come around. 457 00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:48,139 But... I didn't know I'd still be waiting. 458 00:23:49,641 --> 00:23:53,602 But how do we go from there to you becoming someone who says, 459 00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:57,398 "Everything goes my way" so much that we all literally wanna dropkick you? 460 00:23:57,399 --> 00:23:59,234 Easy. Everything does go my way. 461 00:23:59,985 --> 00:24:01,319 Because... 462 00:24:03,321 --> 00:24:07,534 I haven't taken another big risk since. 463 00:24:08,368 --> 00:24:10,662 That way, I never get hurt. 464 00:24:11,788 --> 00:24:13,080 - Interesting. - Is that... 465 00:24:13,081 --> 00:24:16,333 Is... Is that the trauma-informed avoidance 466 00:24:16,334 --> 00:24:17,585 that you were talking about? 467 00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:19,963 I mean, I fucking told you so. It's 100% textbook. 468 00:24:20,755 --> 00:24:23,842 I love Charlie so much, but he could say no. 469 00:24:24,342 --> 00:24:25,467 - He would be insane... - Right. 470 00:24:25,468 --> 00:24:26,469 But he could. 471 00:24:27,095 --> 00:24:30,431 Or he could say yes and then it ends up not working out. 472 00:24:30,432 --> 00:24:32,474 I mean, look at you. Sorry. 473 00:24:32,475 --> 00:24:36,521 No, it's okay. My marriage was, like, a literal dumpster fire. 474 00:24:37,189 --> 00:24:40,025 But honestly, I would absolutely risk it again. 475 00:24:41,234 --> 00:24:42,484 - Really? - Yeah. 476 00:24:42,485 --> 00:24:44,904 - It was worth it. 477 00:24:44,905 --> 00:24:47,407 - Okay. - Thank you. 478 00:24:49,701 --> 00:24:50,952 So I have to know. 479 00:24:52,370 --> 00:24:53,914 What was sex with straight Brian like? 480 00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:57,583 Thirty minutes of me pleasuring you, 481 00:24:57,584 --> 00:24:59,920 then making an excuse to leave before it's my turn. 482 00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:02,380 You sound perfect. Marry me. 483 00:25:15,227 --> 00:25:16,936 I worked with a lot of vets, son. 484 00:25:16,937 --> 00:25:20,774 These aren't party favors. What did you do to get these? 485 00:25:23,235 --> 00:25:24,236 He's not gonna answer. 486 00:25:26,404 --> 00:25:28,532 If you do answer, it's gonna piss him off. 487 00:25:30,075 --> 00:25:31,909 Some shit went down and I helped a couple buddies out. 488 00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:33,245 Come on, man. 489 00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:39,458 My dad brought those to me. And I don't even want 'em. 490 00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:42,671 Why don't you want 'em? Don't you think you deserve these? 491 00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:49,927 Jimmy tell you I have Parkinson's? 492 00:25:49,928 --> 00:25:53,056 - No, he didn't. That sucks. - Yeah, it's not my favorite. 493 00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:58,477 So, you know about it. This schmuck knows about it. 494 00:25:58,478 --> 00:26:00,730 But I haven't been able to tell my own daughter. 495 00:26:01,314 --> 00:26:03,733 - Why not? - I'm scared. 496 00:26:04,401 --> 00:26:08,153 I'm afraid she won't see me the same way she used to. 497 00:26:08,154 --> 00:26:10,448 So, I won't be just her father. 498 00:26:11,199 --> 00:26:14,160 I'll be this sad old man that needs to be taken care of. 499 00:26:14,953 --> 00:26:18,331 And I know it's bullshit, but I'm stuck. 500 00:26:22,502 --> 00:26:24,838 Everybody thinks I was some kind of hero over there. 501 00:26:27,507 --> 00:26:28,947 I was a completely different person. 502 00:26:29,509 --> 00:26:32,678 And I was kicking in doors, dragging people into the street, 503 00:26:32,679 --> 00:26:34,722 and I was pointing guns at kids. 504 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:38,184 For what? For nothing. Who fucking does that? 505 00:26:38,185 --> 00:26:42,272 A scared-shitless 21-year-old kid. That's who. 506 00:26:42,898 --> 00:26:45,358 You're a good person. People love you. 507 00:26:46,443 --> 00:26:50,488 And they're gonna love you regardless of what happened over there. 508 00:26:52,657 --> 00:26:55,285 I still fucking hate myself every time I think about it. 509 00:26:57,037 --> 00:27:00,498 - So, what am I supposed to do? - The work. 510 00:27:01,541 --> 00:27:06,003 We gotta overcome this emotional inertia. 511 00:27:06,004 --> 00:27:07,672 You're lucky you got this guy. 512 00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:11,842 Thank you. Thanks so much, Paul. That's really kind of you. 513 00:27:11,843 --> 00:27:13,928 Sometimes it's okay if you don't chime in. 514 00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:15,096 Sorry. 515 00:27:16,848 --> 00:27:18,016 Sean... 516 00:27:20,352 --> 00:27:22,854 I just want you to know that if there's anything, I'm... 517 00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,315 I'm here for you. 518 00:27:33,490 --> 00:27:36,409 Hey, man. He's way better than you at this kinda stuff. 519 00:27:36,993 --> 00:27:38,245 Yeah, no shit. 520 00:27:45,835 --> 00:27:48,421 What? All of a sudden you're an expert on hats? 521 00:27:52,509 --> 00:27:56,096 Hey, Meg. Oh, he got it? Good. 522 00:27:56,596 --> 00:27:58,890 Tell him not to spend it all in one place. 523 00:28:00,976 --> 00:28:02,185 That's not why I called. 524 00:28:03,186 --> 00:28:06,273 Is this... Is this a good time? You got a minute? 525 00:28:07,899 --> 00:28:08,900 Good. 526 00:28:11,152 --> 00:28:12,152 Honey... 527 00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:17,033 I've got something I wanna tell you.