1 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:29,780 Hi, Grandpa. 2 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,532 Mase-man. How you doing? 3 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:36,328 I thought I was gonna get your mom's voice mail again. How are ya? 4 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,539 - I'm good. - How's baseball going? 5 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,290 Awesome. I'm playing center field. 6 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,836 Wow. Very important position. 7 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:47,422 Much better than right field. That's where they put all the nerds. 8 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:49,258 You're not supposed to say "nerds." 9 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,385 Not supposed to say "nerds?" 10 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,178 That's stupid. 11 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,639 Kiddo, is your mom around? Could you put your mom on? 12 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,266 - Hello? - Paul. 13 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,976 Paul, hey. Hey, it's Dave. 14 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,728 Look. Meg is in the shower, 15 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:04,272 but you know she doesn't wanna talk right now. 16 00:01:04,355 --> 00:01:07,901 Yeah, well, do me a favor, Dave. Will you just tell her that that's childish? 17 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:09,611 Good talking to you, Paul. 18 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,738 Well, it's good talking to you too, Dave. 19 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:12,823 Bye. 20 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,040 For a week or so, Donny was great. 21 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:27,087 But now he's back to criticizing every single thing I do. 22 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:29,673 Well, Grace, 23 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,175 you know my professional opinion. 24 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,636 Your husband's a fucking tool. 25 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,682 I'm sorry, but he has the energy of an '80s movie villain, you know? 26 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,435 Like, he would definitely sweep the leg if he was commanded to by his sensei. 27 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,188 Well, it never stops. And I do everything. 28 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,939 Like, all he does is make coffee. 29 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:51,111 Like, "Eggs are too runny, Grace, but this coffee's next level. 30 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:54,865 You fucked up the laundry again but my coffee is tight as shit." 31 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,368 I'm sorry, he says "tight as shit" about a beverage? 32 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,706 You know, sometimes I just wanna push his precious coffee right off the table. 33 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,959 Just like, boop. All over his weird balls. 34 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,029 Weird how? 35 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,588 They're enormous, and they're just not… 36 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:13,592 Okay, I don't need to know. You should do it, Grace. 37 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:17,137 I mean, not onto his testicles, 'cause that would be assault, but yeah, 38 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:20,474 like, into a kitchen sink or something. That's called a pattern interrupt. 39 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,142 So, boop him? 40 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,813 Boop. Nobody changes bad behavior without consequences. 41 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:30,651 You fuck up, Grace, you gotta face the music. 42 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,904 As a matter of fact, I'm gonna be facing it later today. 43 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,156 Why? What'd you do? 44 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,327 I'm sorry that I had sex with Auntie Gaby. 45 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,037 Oh, my God. 46 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,582 Dude, she's literally never called me "Auntie Gaby" in her fucking life. 47 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,669 Why would you say that? Are you trying to make it weirder for her? 48 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,170 I'm not trying, it's just happening. 49 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:51,255 Okay, I'm gonna go. 50 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,298 Wait. Please, please, please. Just… 51 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,384 We feel like the only way to get to the other side of this 52 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,844 - is with an honest conversation. - Right. 53 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,471 I don't wanna hear about how you desecrated Gaby. 54 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,682 Hold up. We actually desecrated each other. 55 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,684 That's right. She did a lot of the heavy lifting. 56 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:07,020 And you know me. You really think I didn't have a fucking say in this? 57 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:11,358 You think it's just all based on his charisma and his game? 58 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,695 Look at your dad's face. That's the face of somebody who's only slept with what? 59 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:16,947 Two to three women tops. 60 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,782 - It's just face. - Okay. 61 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,951 Oh, my God. Fine, you win, Gaby. Okay? 62 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,370 I'm fucking mad at you too. Do you want me to call you Mommy? 63 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,706 Hey, I don't like that. I don't like that one bit. 64 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:29,793 Your father and I, we had a discussion, and we decided that it was a huge mistake. 65 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:33,547 Absolutely right. We were both just in a vulnerable spot, and… 66 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,631 - No. - Okay. 67 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,050 - And it meant nothing. - Nothing. 68 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:41,013 So, to get this straight, you bang someone who doesn't mean anything to you, 69 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,348 but meant a lot to Mom, and you did it in Mom's bed? 70 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,020 It's my bed too, okay? Did it come from her childhood home? Yes. 71 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,898 Was that a gift from Grandpa after Grandma died? Sure. 72 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,233 But it wasn't just her bed, it was mine also. 73 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:55,360 Also, it didn't all happen in the bed. 74 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,529 Stop, stop, stop. 75 00:03:57,613 --> 00:03:59,573 - There was some standing. - Oh, Jesus. 76 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:00,657 I'm gonna go puke. 77 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,619 Yeah. Fair. That was fair. 78 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,206 What the fuck is wrong with you? 79 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:09,583 We said we were gonna be honest, and there was some standing. 80 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,377 See you at work. 81 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,078 How do you eat this shit? 82 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,496 You've never had Fun Dip? 83 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:49,039 No, I've never had Fun Dip. 84 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,959 You just scoop up the sugar stuff with the stick 85 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,544 and afterwards you can eat the stick. 86 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,421 - No shit? - Yeah. 87 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,215 Why do I have to pay you in candy? 88 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,426 'Cause you're poor and I like candy. 89 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,935 Summer keeps texting me about her fucking Garden Party tonight. 90 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,436 What's a Garden Party? 91 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,022 It's like Drinks Under the Bridge, 92 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:17,442 except everybody sneaks into Kinneola Gardens and gets fucked up there. 93 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,611 Summer's good at naming things. 94 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:24,867 Maybe I should go. Everyone in my life just does whatever they want. 95 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:28,203 You know, last week, I was at the beach and this USC guy came up to me 96 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:32,291 and was asking me where I went to college, and totally hitting on me. 97 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,836 Maybe I should've just gone home with him on his Vespa. 98 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,964 Don't even joke about hooking up with guys who ride Vespas. 99 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,300 You can eat this? 100 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,222 That's good stick. 101 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:51,059 You are the only normal adult in my life right now. 102 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:55,105 Yeah. My dad is being such a stupid asshole. 103 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,024 Why don't you just cut him some slack? 104 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,069 You young people think you're the only ones in the world with problems. 105 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,280 Your dad's going through some shit. 106 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,741 Everyone is. 107 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:09,286 It's not just all about you, you know? 108 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,456 - I never said it was. - What… 109 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:16,251 But you said these talks were for venting about what's bothering me, so… 110 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:19,087 Oh, my God. I don't know what's up your butt but fuck this. 111 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,756 Okay. Look, I'm sorry. 112 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,381 I was… 113 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,176 I'm stuck in my own stuff. 114 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,512 I shouldn't have put it on you. 115 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,391 Please don't go. Come on. If you go, I'm gonna feel like shit. 116 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,185 Bye. 117 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,314 You've got a way with women, don't you, Paul? 118 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:46,448 Shit. 119 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,910 That is a very bad hiking outfit. 120 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,995 You think? I already have swamp ass. 121 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,331 I was hoping we could talk before you started hiking. 122 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:57,417 Yeah, sorry man. I can't be flexible with my wedding workout schedule. 123 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,753 I'm just a few weeks away from being shirtless all the time. 124 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,255 Even at work and restaurants. 125 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,840 I don't even fuck shirtless anymore. 126 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:08,095 Hey, listen, Charlie. I already spoke to Brian about my behavior at the party, 127 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,847 but I wanted to apologize to you also. 128 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,307 - It's all good. We love you, Jimmy. - Yeah. 129 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,726 By the way, we're moving the wedding up. 130 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,355 Next month is the perfect time for us to both take off from work. 131 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,690 Also, if we throw it together fast 132 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,359 we can accidentally forget to invite anyone we secretly hate. 133 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,152 Ben. 134 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,530 And hey, man. Stop for a second, okay? 135 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,324 I know that we promised to officiate for each other… 136 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,310 Yeah. 137 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:34,121 …but I'm sure the last thing you wanna do is make a big speech 138 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,372 about love and marriage. 139 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,499 No, what? Are you kidding? I'm super excited about this. 140 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,460 I'm gonna knock it out of the park just like you did for Tia and me. 141 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:45,132 Hey, I'm gonna head back. Because my thighs are bleeding through my pants, 142 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,134 - so I'll see you guys later. - Okay. 143 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,969 - Bye. - Bye. Bye, buddy. 144 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,891 Great job telling him you didn't want him to marry us. 145 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:54,975 Be quiet. 146 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,186 - Bye! - Bye! 147 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,148 - Fuck. - It's okay. 148 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,775 I have a question for you. How do you feel about art shows? 149 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:04,860 Kill me dead. 150 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,654 Okay. Well, do you wanna come with me to an art show? 151 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:10,073 Yes, I'll drive. Too thirsty? 152 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,451 Yes, but it works for us. That's part of our brand. 153 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,203 We have a brand? 154 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,579 I'm so excited we have a brand. 155 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:16,914 But listen, here's the deal, 156 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:21,251 Nico invited me to his art show and I really wanna support. 157 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:22,336 How's his stuff? 158 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,588 Do his painting actually look like something, 159 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,132 or are they just kind of, like, blah? 160 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:31,678 Some are "blah," but then some are like, "Okay." 161 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:32,804 Hey, y'all. 162 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:33,789 Hi. 163 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,432 Liz, I got your platter from the barbecue. 164 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,515 Thank you. 165 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,645 Hey, Sean. Would you wanna go to an art show with us? 166 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:40,727 Like paintings? 167 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,357 Some are "blah," but some are "okay." 168 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:45,275 I think you'll dig it. 169 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,819 Plus, you know I can't bring a rich white lady to an art show 170 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:49,404 without bringing a Black person to balance it. 171 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,615 - Say less. I got you. - Thanks, fam. 172 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:55,410 My other Black friends bring me places without balancing it out. 173 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,288 Liz, you ain't got no other Black friends. 174 00:08:58,372 --> 00:08:59,873 - Not a chance in hell. - I know. 175 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,292 But I want to so bad. 176 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,669 Yeah. 177 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:08,632 - Hey. - Hey. 178 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,718 I'm just cleaning some residual puke out of the piano. 179 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,515 As you can see, the high C, still not working. 180 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,183 Ah, well. You know, worst case scenario 181 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,893 you just have to throw the whole thing away. 182 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,817 - I need to tell you something. - What's up? 183 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,571 I thought I was gonna get away with leaving you a note. 184 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,197 I didn't see your car. 185 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,575 Wait, sorry. Where's my car? 186 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,410 I don't know. 187 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:37,536 What the hell? 188 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:38,662 Maybe Alice took it? 189 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,038 She doesn't have a license. 190 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,541 Alice! 191 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,004 Are you home? Alice! 192 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,383 This is not good. 193 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:55,345 Don't worry. This just happened with our dog. Did you have her chipped? 194 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,520 Yeah. 195 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,063 This is pretty cool. 196 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:08,734 Right? Plus, you needed a break from all those rich white people. 197 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,570 Do you think they validate? 198 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,989 - It was fun while it lasted. - Yeah. 199 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,073 Oh, shit. 200 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,158 - What? - Look. 201 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,118 - Over there, those women. - Here? 202 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:21,038 Those are some of Nico's old friends. I don't think they like me very much. 203 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,707 Well, then they're stupid. Who do we hate the most? 204 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,709 You can be subtle. My key chain has a laser pointer. 205 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,003 I don't know. It's hard to choose. They all suck ass. 206 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:29,755 I bet she's the worst. 207 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,674 - Hey! Stop it. - What? 208 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,343 - I can't stand that ho. - Ho. 209 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,220 Look like she talking shit about you right now. 210 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,289 She does, doesn't she? 211 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,472 She's probably like, 212 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:42,142 "Look at her with her fine ass, 6' tall, got a PhD. 213 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:45,854 Looking very moisturized, all… Having all cool sex all the time." 214 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:48,106 So, in your head you think she's calling you "moisturized?" 215 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:50,984 I didn't say she was blind, Sean. I said she was a bitch. Get with it, man. 216 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,361 Okay. 217 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,446 Guys, we shouldn't have come. 218 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,656 No, Nico wanted you to. 219 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:57,157 Actually, he didn't. 220 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,034 When he used to have shows, 221 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,911 he would get so stressed that he would relapse. 222 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,829 I guess I wanted to come to make sure he's okay. 223 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:03,914 I wanted to check on him. 224 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,416 So, you're codependent. Got it. 225 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,169 The fuck? You don't know my life. You don't know me. 226 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:12,506 Okay. It's getting a little real. I'll be back in five. 227 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:13,590 Oh, come on. 228 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:19,179 Listen, Liz. I feel really vulnerable right now 229 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,723 and there's plenty other time to call me out on my bullshit, 230 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,768 but for now, I just want some unconditional support, 231 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,563 and for you to throw me a superficial compliment or two 232 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:28,981 if it looks like I'm spinning out. 233 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:31,316 Copy that. I can be a jerk. 234 00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,318 That's why all of my friends are rocks. 235 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,445 But I do really appreciate you coming, okay? 236 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:38,532 Honestly, I haven't seen Nico since the divorce. 237 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,075 What if he gets mad that I came? 238 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,202 What if we get into this, like, big public fight? 239 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,954 You're so pretty. 240 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,874 Hey, that was great. You're a fast learner. 241 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,209 That girl has nice abs. 242 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,211 She does, but she doesn't have a head. 243 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:53,172 I'd give up my head for those abs. 244 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,351 Hey, Jimmy. What did you do? 245 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,603 Why would you say that? 246 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,313 Because you do a lot of dumb shit. 247 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,524 Fair, but maybe this time, I'm just calling to say hello. 248 00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:13,510 Are you? 249 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:16,403 Nope. I lost my kid and my car. 250 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:19,114 You were with her earlier, right? Do you have any idea where she might be? 251 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,618 Oh, fuck. 252 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,207 You really didn't have to come, Paul. It's just a couple of minutes away. 253 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:33,337 Yeah, I did. This whole Garden Party thing is all my fault. 254 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,131 I'm the Jimmy in this situation. 255 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,967 - What? - The fuck up. 256 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:39,953 Of course. 257 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,720 "Of course?" Seriously? 258 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:45,182 I was upset with my daughter and I took it out on Alice. 259 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,059 Cardinal sin for a therapist. 260 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,562 Come on. You had an off day. I've had plenty of off days. 261 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:54,983 Once I told a patient to relieve stress, she should masturbate instead of meditate. 262 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:56,443 They both work. 263 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,364 What is Kevin doing here? 264 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:04,243 This is my car. If you're wondering why I'm in the back seat, 265 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,662 - that's probably a self-esteem thing. - You think? 266 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:10,123 He was at my place because he had something to tell me. 267 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,292 - What was it? - Forget about that. Let's focus on Alice. 268 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,502 What, is it bad? 269 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,754 No. No. 270 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,047 It was bad. 271 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,924 Come on. Just tell me. 272 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:24,513 Okay. I don't want you to officiate our wedding. 273 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,437 Why the fuck would you tell me that right now? 274 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:37,526 You told me to. Jimmy, you fell apart at our engagement party. 275 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,028 There's no way you're gonna hold it together for an entire wedding. 276 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,698 I did not fall apart, okay? 277 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,577 Fuck! Yes, I did. Okay, fine. Fuck! 278 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,496 Man, I'm sorry. This is not a big deal. 279 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,290 Paul, it's not a big deal, right? 280 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,959 I thought you two were best friends. 281 00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:04,011 Wow, you really hate this painting. 282 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,599 No, that's a look of self-hatred. 283 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,766 I actually really… 284 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,102 I really dig this one. 285 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,938 I'm Aliyah. I actually run the gallery. 286 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,941 - Awesome. I'm Gaby. Nice to meet you. - Yeah. Nice to meet you, Gaby. 287 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,235 Why are you here beating yourself up, Gaby? 288 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:24,156 You know, just putting the needs of some guy I'm no longer with 289 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,657 before my own self-care. 290 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,659 - Yes. I'm very familiar. - You know? Yeah. 291 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:31,330 If it helps, I like to save every wounded man that I meet. 292 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,248 Even when they don't want me to. 293 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,375 Sometimes they steal from me. 294 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,836 - Oh, no. Yeah, holy shit. - Yeah. 295 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,297 - You're a disaster. - Thank you so much. I appreciate that. 296 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,843 Well, I'm gonna go see if this artist is ever gonna show. 297 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,595 - So, it was nice meeting you. - You too. 298 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,096 - I'll see you around. - Yeah, totally. 299 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,310 - This one's blah. - Oh, come on. 300 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,479 - Where were you? - I was here. I just made a new friend. 301 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,562 Is it her? 302 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:58,732 Hey. Stop. 303 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,359 Does she wanna fuck you? 304 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,818 God, I don't know yet. 305 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,322 Okay, they're probably up by the gazebo. 306 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,242 Do you think he's still mad at me? 307 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,371 It's been over eight minutes. He's probably forgotten all about it. 308 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:16,291 - Holy shit. - Oh, my God. Is that a peacock? 309 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,876 Goddamn things are all over the park. 310 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:24,049 Wait, what does it mean when they spread their feathers like that? 311 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,844 I can't remember. They either want to attack us or fuck us. 312 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,345 Not sure which I prefer. 313 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,472 So we're gonna need a distraction. 314 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:32,391 I volunteer as tribute. 315 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,726 Don't care if I lose an eye, if it means you forgive me. 316 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:39,773 Look, I know that I fucked up. I just… I was really excited about this. 317 00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,984 I'm sorry. I can't. 318 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,153 I just… I want that day to be perfect in… 319 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,616 Sorry, got bored. 320 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,412 Okay. Let's go, all right. 321 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,457 So, how's the job search going? 322 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,797 Almost as bad as this tiny-ass crab cake. This tastes like shit. Try it. 323 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:06,633 That is a great sales pitch, Sean. I'm gonna pass. 324 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,969 I could do way better. 325 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,929 Honestly, I would love to get into catering, 326 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,265 but there's already, like, a million in Pasadena. 327 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,351 Yeah, but you have an angle. Not only can you cook, 328 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:19,646 but all my snobby friends would kill to say, 329 00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:23,066 "Our caterer is a young Black veteran. I discovered him. He's amazing." 330 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,444 - You know a lot of snobs? - They're my people. 331 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:26,528 Hey. Guys. 332 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,615 You know, I could call it "White Guilt Catering." 333 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,200 I'd invest. 334 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,077 You guys see this painting? 335 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,454 Blah. 336 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,497 Yeah, well, it's me. 337 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,416 - Okay. Yeah. - Okay. 338 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,172 Goddamn peacocks. 339 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,094 Guys, come on. I said no drugs. They're wrong. 340 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,722 - Hey, Summer. - Hi, Mr. Laird. 341 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,099 Is Alice here? 342 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:59,436 She bailed. Dumb move. She's missing a rager. 343 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,231 Is she? This guy's playing Wordle on his phone. 344 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,691 Hey, where'd did she go? 345 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,568 Don't know. Sorry. 346 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:07,638 She's lying. 347 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:10,030 - Yes. I've met Summer before, Paul. - Yeah. 348 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,113 Okay. 349 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,123 So, here's the deal. 350 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,169 I wasn't freaking out when I thought that Alice was with you. 351 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,881 It actually didn't bother me when she took my car. 352 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,633 You know why? 'Cause she knows how to drive. 353 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,594 I taught her when she was getting her permit. 354 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:37,057 But she never got her license 'cause her mom had that accident. 355 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,061 Probably should've made her, you know, 356 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,814 but I was pretty checked out. 357 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:49,444 To be honest, this was all much easier when I was numb and not paying attention. 358 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:53,574 But now I am. 359 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,912 And my kid is not here, and I'm really worried about her. 360 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:06,044 So, how about you do me a solid and tell me where the fuck she is? 361 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,797 She went to USC. 362 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,969 Oh, shit. She said she met some college kid on a Vespa. 363 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,388 Not a Vespa guy. 364 00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:17,556 I know. I told her. 365 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,765 She sent me his address. 366 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,059 Just wanted us to know where she was in case he killed her 367 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,686 - and we needed to find her body. - Okay. 368 00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,772 Okay. Now I'm really fucking stressed. 369 00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:28,358 I'm good, man. 370 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,485 Yeah, go. 371 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,530 Hey, you guys know Luke? Is Luke here? 372 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,742 Stop trying to fuck your English teacher. 373 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,873 You have to let her go. 374 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,418 That's me. You guys can't tell? 375 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,754 In our defense, her head is a triangle. 376 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:50,589 This is called Muse on Couch. 377 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,258 I'm a therapist. What do therapists sit on? 378 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,037 Couches. 379 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:58,847 Also, I'm a muse. I'm musing here. I'm musing there. 380 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:01,016 - I'm musing all over the fucking place. - Uh-huh. 381 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,227 Hey, Gaby. 382 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,687 Hi, Nico. 383 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:10,943 Hi. It's so nice to meet you. I'm Liz. I've heard so much about you. 384 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,570 What? Not so much. Just a normal amount. 385 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,905 - Right. My bad. - I'm Sean. 386 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,865 - Hey. - Heard about you when I read your sign. 387 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:18,367 Nice to meet you both. 388 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,954 Come on. I know when to walk away way more than you do. 389 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,372 I know. It's not my strong suit. 390 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,250 - This is weird. - Yeah. 391 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:30,963 Yeah. I had this thing where I wanted you to come but I didn't think you would. 392 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:34,925 Well, I had this thing where I wasn't invited and I came anyway. 393 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,511 No, I'm glad you did. It wouldn't feel right if you weren't here. 394 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,347 Plus, I wanted you to see me doing better. 395 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,891 I'm really proud of you. 396 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:44,643 I gotta go work the room. 397 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,603 You better work. You better work that room. 398 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,487 Oh, my God. These kids look so young. 399 00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:57,698 At our age, everybody looks young. 400 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,285 Our age? We are not peers. 401 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,997 Okay, here it is. Guys, look, I wanna scare the shit out of this kid, 402 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,207 so let's try to look like badasses. 403 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,542 You're the weak link. 404 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,003 I know. I was psyching myself up, Paul. 405 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,466 You're Chet, right? 406 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:19,761 Where's Alice? 407 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,014 I think your grandpa and dads are here. 408 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,517 Oh, my God. How did you find me? 409 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,019 We'll talk about it later. Let's go. 410 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,605 I'm an attorney. You know she's underage, right? 411 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:33,442 - No. No, you told me you were 19. - Yeah. Well, she's 12. 412 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,235 - What? - I'm not 12. 413 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,074 You coming, Paul? 414 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,827 I'm not done scaring him yet. 415 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,586 There it is. Good night, Chet. 416 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,048 Excuse me. Thanks. 417 00:20:58,383 --> 00:20:59,328 Sparkling cider? 418 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,594 Well, apparently it's a dry event. 419 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,513 Oh, fuck that. 420 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,681 I'm sorry. It's just… Look at him. 421 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:08,143 He's not just doing okay. He's doing great. 422 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:09,228 And that makes you angry? 423 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,230 Yes. Explain it to him. 424 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,441 She's so mad, Sean. How are you not getting that? 425 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:17,611 I mean, I put in the work, Sean. Like eight long years. 426 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,694 Eight of 'em, Sean. 427 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:21,907 We split up, and then he chooses to be the best version of himself? 428 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,327 I get it now. Now, that makes sense. 429 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,788 You didn't know why I was mad, you were just going along with it? 430 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,192 Love you. 431 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:32,876 - Love you. - Okay, now I'm on board. Nico's a dick. 432 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,961 Nico's a dick. 433 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,255 No, Sean. Nico's a great person. 434 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,965 Yeah, Sean, you dummy. 435 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:39,883 Okay, back in five. Maybe ten. 436 00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:43,387 What am I doing? I should be happy that he got his act together. 437 00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:46,390 I can't be some petty bitch for the rest of my life, you know? 438 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,808 Enjoy it for one night. 439 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:51,144 Hey, everybody. Thank you all so much for coming out tonight. 440 00:21:51,228 --> 00:21:53,355 Truly, from the bottom of my heart, it means a lot. 441 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:57,067 My friends, peers, loved ones, people who brought their wallets. 442 00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:01,071 And especially those who helped get me here. 443 00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,285 Oh, fuck. 444 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,128 Did she say anything in the car? 445 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,589 No. Not a word. 446 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:24,303 Oh, man. You know, my dad was kind of a gruff, intimidating guy. 447 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,388 - No way. - Stop it. 448 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:31,018 I never would've got away with any of the shit that Alice pulled tonight. 449 00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:33,395 What's her punishment gonna be? 450 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,940 Nothing. Jimmy's gonna let her off the hook. 451 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:39,067 Come on. You don't know that. 452 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,152 Yeah, I do. 453 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,531 You've screwed up so many times, 454 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:47,075 you think you don't have the right to be upset with anybody. 455 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:48,911 Christ. Look at this guy. 456 00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:52,206 You're pissed at him, and he's sucking on one of your beers. 457 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,750 This beer's actually really good. What is it, an IPA? 458 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,461 Boop. 459 00:22:58,879 --> 00:22:59,781 Boop? 460 00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:01,089 Yeah, boop. 461 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,674 - Boop? - Yeah, boop. 462 00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,428 Look, man. You hurt my feelings. I'm gonna need some time. 463 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,933 - Are you proud of yourself? - Always. 464 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:12,392 Yeah, good night, Brian. 465 00:23:13,519 --> 00:23:15,145 Okay. Yeah. 466 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:17,814 - May I… - Good night, Brian. 467 00:23:17,898 --> 00:23:18,899 Okay. 468 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,652 Boop? Who says "boop?" 469 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,657 - Yeah. - How did that feel? 470 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,535 Yeah, that felt good. But that's 'cause I know that he and I are gonna be okay. 471 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:32,079 It's different with Alice. We're on shaky grounds. 472 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:33,956 All the more reason. 473 00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:37,251 Tough talk, Paul. How's it going with Meg? 474 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,548 Total shit show. 475 00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,508 Sorry. 476 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:50,013 I'd kill to be able to be her dad again. You still have a shot with Alice. 477 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:52,307 But you gotta stop being a coward. 478 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,812 Put the hammer down. She'll appreciate it. 479 00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:58,397 No, she won't. 480 00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:01,525 Maybe not. 481 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,196 But you'll feel good about yourself. 482 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,616 You know why? 'Cause it's your job. 483 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,706 But, hey. What do I know? 484 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,503 Somebody gotta give me a ride home. 485 00:24:25,716 --> 00:24:27,009 I'm the only one here, Paul. 486 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,093 You'll do. 487 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,387 I'm gonna go and say goodbye. 488 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,222 - We got you. - Thanks. 489 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:34,808 Honestly, there's one person, and I wouldn't be here without her. 490 00:24:35,601 --> 00:24:38,020 Might sound corny, but she's my muse. 491 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,232 - Right on cue. - You talking about me? 492 00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,317 Maybe. 493 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,030 Honestly, it's a little bit embarrassing, 494 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:51,825 but Nico told me that this painting is actually me. 495 00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:54,620 You ready to go? 496 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:56,538 - Not yet. - Uh-oh. 497 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,708 Hey, Nico. Hi. 498 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,920 That painting is me. 499 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:07,758 Muse on a Couch is me. Check it out. What's that? 500 00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,344 Look. It's a freckle 501 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:15,349 that you know about from all the sex we had together. And… 502 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:18,018 - Liz, a little help, please. - I got you. 503 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:22,814 A freckle. That freckle. Me. 504 00:25:22,898 --> 00:25:28,070 Freckle here. Freckle there. Freckle here. Freckle there! That painting is me! 505 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,615 And, Aliyah, I'm really sorry you had to experience me like this. 506 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:34,034 I think you have a sick and cool vibe, and I love your outfit, 507 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,703 I love your fucking earrings, and everything about you is super tight. 508 00:25:36,787 --> 00:25:38,163 - Good night. Thank you. - This is bullshit. 509 00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:40,415 You know what? I shouldn't do this, but I will. 510 00:25:40,499 --> 00:25:41,401 No, don't. 511 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:42,918 I'm not gonna kink shame, but maybe I will. 512 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:45,212 - No. - He loves thumbs in the butt. 513 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,714 - All right. - That was a part of all the work I did. 514 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,049 I put thumbs in the butt, 515 00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,717 - It was nice meeting you. - and he loved it. 516 00:25:50,801 --> 00:25:53,011 Sometimes I would put two thumbs in his butt, 517 00:25:53,095 --> 00:25:57,057 - and he'd say, "More, more. I want more." - Thank you. Sorry. It was a lovely event. 518 00:25:57,140 --> 00:26:00,644 Lovely. I mean, y'all just… Y'all killed this shit. 519 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,229 The painter is a butt man. 520 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,732 Hey. Took you a long time. 521 00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:07,401 Yeah, I had to go to, like, 522 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:10,404 three different gas stations to find Fun Dip for Paul. 523 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:14,491 He's like a junkie now. Keeps talking about getting his sticks. 524 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:20,038 Yeah, that's my bad. I guess all of tonight was my bad. 525 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:23,542 I'm sorry. It won't happen again. 526 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:38,390 No it won't. Not for at least two months, 'cause you're grounded. 527 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:42,227 Grounded? You can't be serious. 528 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:43,839 Try me. 529 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:48,442 You can't ground me. You've been a train wreck for the last year. 530 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:49,860 Okay, you know what? 531 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:53,989 That may be true, but I pay the bills, so I make the rules. 532 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:57,743 From now on, you go to school, you go to soccer practice, 533 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,411 and then you come home. Nothing else. 534 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,538 W… I'm going to Japanese Breakfast next week. 535 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,582 Well, it looks like you're gonna have to eat it at home. 536 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,542 It's a band, asshole. 537 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,420 Well, with an ironic name like that, they must be fantastic. 538 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:11,507 They fucking are. And you know what? Mom would have never done this. 539 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:12,591 Yes, she would. 540 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:16,386 Yes, she would, and you fucking know it. 541 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:21,058 I fucking hate you! 542 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,565 Yeah, well, I fucking love you!