1 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:06,465 That looks delicious. 2 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,634 Uh-uh. That ain't for you. 3 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,261 That's mean. I'm starving. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,680 Almost done. 5 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:17,351 Bringing these shrimp po'boys over to say thanks to Liz for investing. 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,936 Twenty grand is a lot of money. 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,980 Well, not for Liz. She's got a $8,000 toilet. 8 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,732 Does it turn shit to gold? 9 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,609 It does not, but it's got a heated seat. 10 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,819 You won't believe how good it makes your ass feel. 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,989 I've never been this uncomfortable in my life. 12 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,448 What the hell, Dad? 13 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,242 Save yourself. 14 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,562 - Good luck. - Yeah. 15 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,329 Are you kidding me right now? 16 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:41,124 Hey, if you're mad 'cause it's the morning and the whole house smells like shrimp… 17 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:42,543 Where the fuck is all of Mom's stuff? 18 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,587 I can't find her clothes, her photo albums, nothing. 19 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,465 I wanted to talk to you about that. 20 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,052 Wait, you're not wearing your wedding ring anymore? 21 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,264 No, I know this is weird. 22 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,808 Look, kid, for the last year, 23 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,435 the thought of moving forward has felt impossible. 24 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:06,984 And I'm just starting to feel like maybe for me it's time. 25 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,570 Does that make sense? 26 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:12,447 Because fuck the past, right? 27 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,201 You're such a selfish asshole! 28 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,375 She gets it. 29 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:33,302 Get the fuck out of here. You're a horrible person. 30 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,387 Is that Liz for, "This is delicious"? 31 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,680 - Oh, yeah. - It is. 32 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:37,931 - Oh, yeah. - Yes! 33 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,059 I haven't had shrimp this good since I was in "Barthelona." 34 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,519 Derek, absolutely not. 35 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,937 - That's how they say it. - Oh, my God. 36 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:47,274 I just wanted to say thank you for the investment. 37 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:48,357 Can I thank him too? 38 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,820 Technically, it's his money as well. 39 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:54,156 I earned my share by raising our children 40 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,532 and I'm quite good at sex. 41 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,702 Oh, yeah. Let me tell ya, rocks aren't the only thing she knows how to polish. 42 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,771 That's inappropriate. 43 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,705 Okay, I'm gonna go take a look at some food trucks. 44 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:02,831 I'll let y'all know how it goes. 45 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:03,915 - Good luck. - Good luck. 46 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,709 Wow. That was so good. 47 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,628 Babe? 48 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:11,006 I wanna check out the food trucks. 49 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,634 I wanna pick the truck. I wanna drive the truck. 50 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,886 I wanna honk the horn and make it go "beep beep." 51 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,262 Why don't you just tell him that? 52 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,973 - I can't. - Why? 53 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:23,393 You love me, so you don't always see it. I can be a lot. 54 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,562 - No. - Stop. 55 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:30,484 It's just… It's his dream, and he's not gonna want me hanging around. 56 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:34,071 Well, would it help to know that I always want you hanging around? 57 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:38,951 No, it makes it worse. 58 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:39,937 Yeah, I figured. 59 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,079 - Quickie later? - You bet, baby. 60 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,747 I will be lightning fast. 61 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,918 Yeah, you got it. That's the good stuff. 62 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,670 Oh, come on, Dad. It's breakfast. 63 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:50,921 What are you doing? 64 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,214 Grandpa shit. 65 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,424 Don't pay any attention to them. They're jealous. 66 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,968 - What do you think, huh? - It's awesome. 67 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,469 First one's free. 68 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,390 Why's your hand shaking? 69 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,770 I have Parkinson's. 70 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:13,277 It just means that sometimes when I want my body to do something, 71 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,696 it doesn't do it right away. 72 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,781 Are you gonna be okay? 73 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,241 Yeah… W… Yeah. 74 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,411 Plus, I mean, I get out of all kinds of stuff I don't wanna do. 75 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,662 Like washing the dishes, 76 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:29,084 or talking to strangers, or smiling. 77 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,544 I wish I had Parkinson's. 78 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,462 Okay, well, thank you, Dad. 79 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:35,549 The great news is that we are gonna see a lot more of him. 80 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,509 And when I'm not with you guys, 81 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,429 Dr. Baram's gonna be helping me, looking after me. 82 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,055 Why'd your doctor come here? 83 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,724 Because we're having sexual relations. 84 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,100 - Jesus, Paul. - Really? 85 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,843 Yeah, so then she came back downstairs 86 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,638 and asked me if the reason I'm losing weight 87 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,264 is to start dating again. 88 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,975 Foolish girl. She complimented you. 89 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,269 I know, that's all I heard. That I look great. 90 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,104 So, what are you gonna do? 91 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,858 I guess I'm just gonna eat shit until she gets past it, you know? 92 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,486 And then when she wants more, I'll be there. 93 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,947 You're a good dad. 94 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,074 Yeah, for two whole weeks. 95 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,995 - The era of shirtless Brian has begun. - Yeah! 96 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:50,582 I'm 100% there if I suck in. Ninety-five percent if I don't. 97 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,043 Is your dad gonna do the best man thing? 98 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,628 Nah, he had to pass. 99 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,213 Had to? 100 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,050 - Could we just not? - Yeah. 101 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,511 I got plenty of other options. 102 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,304 My big problem's gonna be narrowing it down. 103 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,139 I don't wanna offend anybody. 104 00:05:06,223 --> 00:05:09,226 I make a lot of people think that they're my best friend. 105 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,435 It's a gift. 106 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,146 I have to go. 107 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,273 Okay. 108 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,774 - Yeah, sorry. - No worries. 109 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:18,068 Wait, you and me, we are best friends though, right? 110 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,903 There's no one in my life who matters more to me. 111 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,822 See, you bought that. 112 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,574 Fuck you. 113 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,544 What's up? 114 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:39,131 I don't wanna just be investors with Sean. I wanna be partners. 115 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:41,091 No shit. So why don't you tell him? 116 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:44,219 What, are you afraid you're gonna be like Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side? 117 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:45,762 Everywhere you go, people gonna look at you and go, 118 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,015 "Look at that Blind Side-ass lady. Look at her, look at her." 119 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:55,189 I just don't think that people like me enough 120 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:57,900 to do stuff like this with me. 121 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:58,886 Oh, my God. 122 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,570 Liz, I would not be hanging out with you for charity, all right? 123 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,572 You're cool. Deal with it. 124 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,656 Thank you. 125 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,368 Wow. Oh, my God. 126 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:12,122 Sorry. I just… I love when people say, "Thank you." 127 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,125 Why are you out of breath? Are you running? 128 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,709 I gotta go. 129 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,800 Holy shit. 130 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,512 - Yay! Okay, I worked hard at that. - Yeah. 131 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,181 - That Liz's a real piece of work, huh? - Absolutely. 132 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,558 She needs a lot of reassurance a lot of times. 133 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,143 Yeah. Okay, my turn now? 134 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,561 No. My text said, 135 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,522 "Do you want to come over here and service me?" 136 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,983 Fine, but I'm not moving. 137 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,610 - Okay. - Okay. 138 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:44,154 So, you guys wanted to talk some more? 139 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:46,823 I'm gonna be really quick because I don't like being vulnerable. 140 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:51,036 - I know I'm a strong cup of coffee… - I love my coffee strong. 141 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,913 I'll tell you when it's time to chime in. 142 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,456 Misread it. Thought you were fishing. 143 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,376 Look, I don't have a lot of friends, 144 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:01,129 but the people that I really connect with, I would kill or die for them. 145 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:06,885 And, I'd really like to be involved in your company. 146 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:11,723 Not just financially, but everything. 147 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,394 I would really enjoy that. 148 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,396 I'm sorry, what was that? 149 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,730 I would really enjoy that. 150 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,858 Wait, can you say that again? 151 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,985 I know that you might not want to do it 152 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:26,405 because I can be overbearing. 153 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,990 I know this. And judgy… 154 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,868 Or pretty, or vivacious. 155 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,871 I told you I would tell you when it was time to chime in. 156 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,914 Why am I here if you're not gonna use me? 157 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,666 I'm gonna stop you right there. 158 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:40,627 I still gotta take a look at those trucks. You wanna come with me? 159 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:41,837 Really? 160 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,920 Yeah. 161 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,424 Thanks. 162 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:49,428 Before we go, can I use your restroom? 163 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,639 Yep, the special one is that way. 164 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:53,723 My man. 165 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,811 You okay? 166 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,858 Are you sad because he was so kind to you? 167 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,195 Come here. 168 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,409 - Okay, I'm good. - Okay. 169 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,952 - Move over a little? - Sure. 170 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:15,329 Squinching me. 171 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,375 Hope he's enjoying the ass heater. 172 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,837 Could I have everyone's attention, please? 173 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:28,842 Thank you so much for coming to what is essentially my bachelor party. 174 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,719 - You already had a bachelor party. - No, I didn't. 175 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,261 Not everyone here was invited to that, 176 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,472 so shut it. 177 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,850 Me and Brian and a bunch of his friends went to a male strip club. 178 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,311 - But it was just for regular. - No. 179 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:44,024 So, I need a best man. Or a best person. 180 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,108 Hey now. 181 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:50,405 Part of tonight's fun is gonna be a little cornhole tournament. 182 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,532 Winner gets the gig. 183 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,492 - Yeah! - Good luck, players. 184 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,744 Oh, my God. Even if I win, I'm gonna give it to D-Train 185 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,871 'cause he's super excited and that seems funny to me. 186 00:08:57,955 --> 00:08:58,857 Hey! 187 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,332 It's not transferable. It's not… 188 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:01,415 Come on! 189 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:05,212 Kip. You mind if we talk to you for a second? 190 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,047 What are you asking for? Just do it. 191 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,174 I'm so sorry to waste time with a preamble. 192 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,135 I had a very tough year. 193 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,430 Your son really came through for me. 194 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:16,416 Same. 195 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:20,143 Barely knew me, and he kept me out of jail after I beat somebody almost to death. 196 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,188 In a good way. The guy deserved it. 197 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,233 Good to know. 198 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,027 My point is, he has always got our backs. 199 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:33,073 It's time for you to have his back. Just be his best man. 200 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,620 Cornhole! 201 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:40,956 Brian started that. 202 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,165 Course he did. 203 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,418 Yeah! 204 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,425 I just think I'd be uncomfortable. 205 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,845 I promise you you will regret it if you don't do this. 206 00:09:56,555 --> 00:10:02,519 Take it from somebody who dropped the ball as a dad a shit ton. 207 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:07,191 - Yeah! Fuck yeah! - Yes! Won my first game. 208 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,609 Say hello to your new best man. 209 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,319 No, Liz's husband. No! 210 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:11,402 - Yeah. Yes! - Yeah! 211 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,697 - No, if you win, at best, you're an usher. - What? 212 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,408 You, get him drunk. And you, step it the fuck up. 213 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,868 - Don't listen to him. You know why? - Yeah? 214 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,536 'Cause D-man's gonna be a B-man. 215 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,706 D-man's gonna be a B-man D-man's gonna be a B-man 216 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,626 D-man's gonna be a B-man D-man's gonna be a B-man 217 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,461 Great, now that's gonna be stuck in my head. 218 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:35,344 Mom, what are we doing? 219 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,305 Why did you wake me up? 220 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,849 There's no good snacks. Dad is on his health kick. 221 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,643 I know where Dad keeps the good stuff. 222 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:43,769 Cha-cha! 223 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,272 That sneaky little bitch. 224 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:48,690 - I know. - I'm getting spoons. 225 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,864 What are you doing? 226 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,158 Nice try, fucker. 227 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,873 Oh, my God. We're gonna eat this entire bucket. 228 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:08,377 And then we have to fill the bucket with, like kale. 229 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,385 Hey. 230 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:19,888 Morning. 231 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,772 I can't remember Mom's laugh. 232 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,406 I feel myself, like… 233 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,868 losing little parts of her. 234 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:42,744 I get that. 235 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,331 I feel like I should have spent more time with her. 236 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,794 I was always too busy. 237 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,175 Too busy doing what? Hanging out with Summer? 238 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,343 You were acting like a normal kid. 239 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:02,097 You loved your mom so much. 240 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,225 And she knew that. 241 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,187 Do you wanna talk? 242 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:14,109 I'm apparently very, very good at it. People pay me money. 243 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,033 Well, I'll be here whenever you do. Okay? 244 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,533 Thanks. 245 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,371 Lights. 246 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,879 Okay. 247 00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:41,386 No, I haven't heard anything from her. 248 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,473 If she gets in touch, I'll let you know. 249 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,434 It's just frustrating, you know. 250 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:52,439 I have all this training and experience, and I feel so helpless. 251 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,525 You should put that on your business card. 252 00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:56,318 Yeah. 253 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,614 I just don't wanna mess things up with her again, you know? 254 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,283 You've got this. 255 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,576 Thanks. 256 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,121 Glad things went so well with Meg. 257 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,749 What? Did that not go well? 258 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:14,336 No. I just know how you're gonna react to what I am about to say. 259 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,756 It wa… 260 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,972 It was a great visit. 261 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:29,685 And it wouldn't have happened without you. So thank you, man. 262 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,894 Of course, Paul. 263 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,357 Oh, my God. Is this happening? 264 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,568 Just fucking do it. Please. 265 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,735 Okay. 266 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,614 Woof. 267 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,908 I woof you too. 268 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,370 Babe, I'm gonna go grab coffee with Gab. 269 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,039 - She at Jimmy's? - No, why? 270 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,083 I don't… I didn't know if she ever stays there. 271 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,251 They've been fucking, so… 272 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,377 What? 273 00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,046 Did I forget to tell you that? 274 00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,965 I will murder you. 275 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,383 How do you know this? 276 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:06,805 I saw them doing the deed on the night of the engagement party. 277 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,891 That was a month ago! 278 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,810 Yeah. Who wishes they peed off the balcony now? 279 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:12,880 No one! 280 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,146 And it was pretty sexy. 281 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,522 Not the Jimmy parts, 282 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:18,817 but he did way better than I thought he would. I'm proud of him. 283 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:23,655 You saw them and you stayed out there to watch? 284 00:14:23,739 --> 00:14:25,199 Oh, come on. 285 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,659 What was I supposed to do? Not watch? 286 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,912 - Fair. - Yeah. 287 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:30,898 Did you film it? 288 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:31,997 I'm not a pervert. 289 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,124 I didn't have to. 290 00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:37,336 I can't believe she didn't tell me. That sucks. 291 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,880 If you see Jimmy, tell him congrats. 292 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,256 Oh, my God. 293 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,342 And he's got a nice ass. 294 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,594 Could do with some squats though. 295 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,139 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 296 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,393 As you know, I give these special agates to a select few people. 297 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,856 People that have come through for me so much that I welcome them 298 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,067 into the Covenant of the Rock. 299 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,569 Okay, that's sounding very "cult-y," and I'm fucking in. 300 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,530 What do I need to do? Wear a long tunic? 301 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,990 Do I need to kill a goat? 'Cause I'll do that shit for that. 302 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,868 You don't have to do anything. Just know I appreciate you. 303 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:11,828 Not yet. 304 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:12,814 Don't play with me. 305 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,790 How could you not tell me you fucked Jimmy? 306 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,917 Fine, all right! Goddamn. 307 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,212 I fucked Jimmy, all right? I fucked him. I fucked him. I fucked him. 308 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,505 Give me more details. 309 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,717 It's really good. It's like "Mariah Carey hitting the high note" good. 310 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:26,802 No. 311 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,011 Yeah, like… 312 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:33,642 The best part about it is, he didn't even slap my boobs. 313 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:34,810 Who smacks boobs? 314 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:35,936 A lot of guys out there, 315 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,981 for some reason, these days, are hitting titties, left and right. 316 00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,816 I swear, they're, like, smacking 'em and hitting 'em. 317 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:42,651 I don't know if it was in some 4Chan forum. 318 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,778 I don't know where these fucking guys are reading it from, 319 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,780 but these guys are out here smacking titties. 320 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:48,198 I don't think that's true. 321 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:52,119 You know, he's not really into butt play, but I'll get in there. 322 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,413 I put so much stuff in Derek's butt. 323 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,123 You're lying. 324 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,791 I know, but I could if I wanted to. 325 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,460 And the best part about it is, is that it's total safe dick. 326 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,881 - Safe dick is the best dick. - I know. 327 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,717 All right. You've earned it. 328 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,012 Wow. Okay. So what do we do? 329 00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,055 Do we do a ceremony? Do we need to chant? 330 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,724 Nope. Just love you. 331 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,309 Love you. 332 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,272 Well, now that we are officially sisters 333 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,107 - of the Covenant of the Rock… - Yeah? 334 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:26,153 …do you mind reading this letter of recommendation for me? 335 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:27,821 Yeah, of course. What's it for? 336 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,531 It's actually for this job that I really want. 337 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:32,284 And Paul told me that if I write it, then he will sign it for me. 338 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:35,162 I just wanna make sure it sounds like a cranky old white dude wrote it. 339 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:38,749 Wait. Paul knows the guy you're interviewing with 340 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,460 and he couldn't write a letter himself? 341 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,628 It's bullshit. I know. 342 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,129 He's never getting a rock. 343 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,424 So I'm still booping him. "Boop." 344 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:49,801 Because most of the time it stops his bullshit. 345 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,429 Only downside is now I can see 346 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,681 what an emotionally abusive fuckface he's been. 347 00:16:55,974 --> 00:17:00,229 You know, when Donny used to criticize me, I would always think it was my fault. 348 00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:04,608 But now, if he's like, "Your eggs are too runny," 349 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,277 I think he's lucky we're not eating breakfast on a cliff 350 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,738 'cause I'd push him off and watch his skull crack open, 351 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,949 and I would be like, "Your brains are too runny, bitch." 352 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,492 Yes, Grace! That's what I'm talking about. 353 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:18,247 Off the cliff. Bash them brains. Eat them up. 354 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,416 Seriously, look at how much stronger you are now. 355 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,337 I'm just… I'm so proud of you. 356 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,758 I know I'm not great at real feelings, 357 00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:33,720 but I like the person I'm starting to be. 358 00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:37,474 And I wanted to thank you for it. 359 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,937 It's my pleasure. 360 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,943 Bye. 361 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,158 She doesn't look crazy. How is she crazy? 362 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,326 Oh, yay. Liz is here. 363 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,537 All right, listen. I need your help tearing Paul a new one. 364 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,523 Why? 365 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:03,375 Because he's messing with Gaby's shit. That's why. Put your game face on. 366 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,628 It's not that simple, Liz. 367 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,423 Paul and I just hugged. 368 00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,594 Are you fucking serious right now? Let's go, Safe Dick. 369 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,014 Safe… How do you know about that? 370 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,436 We need to talk. 371 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,231 First you raw dog me in public 372 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:29,401 and now you burst into my office and raw dog me here? 373 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,278 Stop saying "raw dog." 374 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,779 I can say anything I want. 375 00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,698 Tell him what raw dog means. 376 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,575 Sex without a condom. 377 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,620 Then I'll stop saying that. 378 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:42,247 Gaby asked you for a recommendation, 379 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:44,499 and you couldn't be bothered to write it yourself? 380 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,418 I've got bad news, dude. 381 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,837 - I gave her a rock. - A rock? 382 00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:51,215 And in your mind, that makes sense? 383 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:54,343 You're being a lazy, ungrateful prick, 384 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,386 and Jimmy thinks so too. 385 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,640 Do you think I'm being a lazy, ungrateful prick? 386 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,520 - Pussy! - Fair. 387 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:07,272 He's just being quiet because you hugged. 388 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:14,947 You told her about our hug? 389 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,031 Look, 390 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,619 you and I got to work together for, like, five years before Gaby even got here. 391 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:22,746 And I appreciate all the guidance you give me. 392 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,040 But you don't give Gaby that kind of time. 393 00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:27,125 And even still, she's always looking out for you. 394 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,710 She gave you that water bottle… 395 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:30,379 To keep you fucking hydrated! 396 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,588 She drives you to work… 397 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:34,800 To-and-fro every goddamn day! 398 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:38,595 Listen, Paul. You know what I'm gonna say. You're being… 399 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,223 An arrogant, sexist piece of shit. 400 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,100 How about you stop finishing my sentences? 401 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,977 I'm not wrong though. 402 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,437 This guy has a case of the sniffles, 403 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:50,482 and you're right there with Kleenex and a six-pack. 404 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,442 And what about Gaby? 405 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,152 She's… 406 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,529 Fix it. 407 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,447 Pussy! 408 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:05,747 What kind of a person hugs and tells? 409 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,332 I know. 410 00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:25,976 - Hi. - Hey. 411 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,520 What's this? 412 00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:30,731 This is your mom's stuff. Yeah. 413 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,233 Just 'cause I'm ready to put this stuff away, 414 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:35,319 that does not mean that you have to be. Come. 415 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,529 Yeah. 416 00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,699 She loved this dress. 417 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,075 Yeah, she did. 418 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,499 "Once you go Asian, you won't go Caucasian." 419 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:54,796 Your mom used to wear that when we took hikes to make me uncomfortable. 420 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,465 I am wearing this to school on Monday. 421 00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,342 I look forward to the call from your principal. 422 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:00,594 - Hey. - Hey. 423 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,305 Last one. 424 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:07,643 Oh, my God! Her hot-as-shit shoes! 425 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:08,629 Oh, yeah. 426 00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,521 Remember that time when… 427 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,191 I don't know why I'm telling you. You know. 428 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,109 You can tell this guy. 429 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,361 Yeah. Hit me. 430 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,743 Mom called these her "hot-as-shit shoes" 431 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:28,497 because she said no matter how crappy her day was going, 432 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,958 once she put these on, she felt hot as shit. 433 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,041 Okay. 434 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,757 One time, she was having, like, the worst day, 435 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,343 and I walked into her room, 436 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:47,224 and she was lying in bed, wearing her hot-as-shit shoes. 437 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:51,979 Dude, oh, my God. I had a soccer game, and Mom showed up wearing these. 438 00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:53,856 And her calves were obviously, like… 439 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,275 You know, just, like, fully flexed. 440 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,944 She was just looking at her feet. 441 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,656 And all of the moms in the bleachers were looking at her like she was crazy. 442 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,744 Okay. Okay. 443 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,999 You got this. You got this. 444 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,377 Big coochie energy. Big coochie energy. 445 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,462 Big, fat coochie energy. 446 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:20,757 With your full-time practice, 447 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:23,760 is teaching more than one seminar next semester even possible? 448 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,972 I'm great at time management. Like, I kick ass at it. 449 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,182 And even if I'm tied up, 450 00:22:28,265 --> 00:22:31,602 I can always ask the TA to play old episodes of Frasier. 451 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,478 Uh-huh. 452 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:38,358 That's the great sense of humor Paul mentioned in the recommendation letter. 453 00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:40,152 He did say that. 454 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,031 Stop being smug, Gerald. 455 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,367 Paul, what the fuck are you doing here? 456 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:49,036 Also, how'd you know he's being smug? 457 00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:53,165 Because he's Gerald. Even me barging in here won't mean shit. 458 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:57,336 All the good jobs around here go to whoever can crawl up his ass the farthest. 459 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:58,322 By the way, 460 00:22:58,337 --> 00:22:59,963 is Lenny Klein still up there? 461 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,048 Say hi for me. 462 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:03,926 I will. He's coming with my lunch in 15 minutes. 463 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:06,261 Hire her. 464 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,847 She's a brilliant therapist. 465 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:12,226 Paul, I've already told her she's got the job. 466 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:17,814 Well then, read your emails, 'cause I'm gonna finish this. 467 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,399 Okay. 468 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:24,446 She's the most empathetic clinician I've ever crossed paths with, 469 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,990 which is why her patients love her so much. 470 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,075 And, 471 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:32,246 I do not tell her often enough 472 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:37,417 how much I value her as a colleague. 473 00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:42,673 Because apparently, I'm not good with the women I care about. 474 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:43,841 No, not at all. 475 00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,133 But I'm working on it. 476 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:50,305 And I plan to have it down by the time I'm 140. 477 00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:55,227 And I will live till then, because I drink a lot of water. 478 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,774 Are you about done? 479 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:02,317 Give me your car keys. 480 00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:03,819 You're my ride home. 481 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:05,195 I'll wait in the car. 482 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,290 What a strange man. 483 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,750 Yeah. And he's super mean too. 484 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,934 Hey, we're almost late. You ready? 485 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,187 Yeah. Just tying my tie. 486 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,981 - You nervous about your wedding speech? - Nope. 487 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,901 Okay. I'll see you downstairs. 488 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,239 - Where the hell is Jimmy? - Hey, don't worry. He'll show. 489 00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:52,534 And if he doesn't, as best man, I get to beat the shit out of him. 490 00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:53,744 Thanks, Dad. 491 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,539 We'll give him two minutes, and then we'll kick his ass together. 492 00:24:57,623 --> 00:24:58,609 That would be nice. 493 00:24:58,624 --> 00:25:02,211 Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it. 494 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,005 It's still surreal to me that you're in my wedding party, 495 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:07,508 but top-notch ushering, Derek. 496 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,927 Der… He knows my name! 497 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:11,929 Big day for both of us! 498 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:13,749 - Hey! - Hey. 499 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:14,806 - Okay. - I'm here. 500 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:16,350 - Great. - Yeah, okay. 501 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:18,477 Stop eye-fucking me. I was working on my speech. 502 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,731 - Okay. Let's do this. It's go time. - Okay. 503 00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:24,525 Okay. 504 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,027 Okay. 505 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,822 Here we are. 506 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,664 Hey, 507 00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:43,710 did anybody notice that this wedding venue is like a tight pair of trousers? 508 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:45,963 No ballroom. 509 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:55,556 Sorry. I think I'm probably a little bit nervous. 510 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,724 Brian knocked this out of the park for Tia and I. 511 00:25:57,808 --> 00:25:58,851 Tia and me. 512 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:00,352 - Nobody cares. - Well… 513 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:03,146 Okay. Marriage… 514 00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:19,288 Marriage is a tough thing for me to talk about. 515 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:24,918 I'm sure many of you know, a little over a year ago, my wife died. 516 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:29,506 It destroyed me. 517 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,217 Did not know if I was gonna find my way out. 518 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,637 To be totally honest, some days, I am still not sure. 519 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,893 But, man, was it worth it. 520 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:49,359 Every single second that I got to spend with my wife… 521 00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,489 was the best moment of my life. 522 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,537 I would not be here today if it was not for Tia. 523 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:04,333 And none of us would be, because Tia is the one who introduced Brian and Charlie. 524 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,419 It's a little-known fact that, after their first date, 525 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:11,465 both of them independently texted Tia, 526 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,717 "I don't think so." 527 00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:18,472 And yet, here we are. 528 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:24,061 Because Tia knew that these two were perfect for each other. 529 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:31,818 My wife believed that the best way to help yourself was to help others. 530 00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,987 And boy, was she right. 531 00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:38,492 Do me a favor, will you? Turn around. Turn… Look at your friends. 532 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,453 You've got so many friends. 533 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:46,333 You've got each other, but never forget that you have them too. 534 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:53,215 They're here today to celebrate you and to get drunk later. 535 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,635 And someone's gonna hook up. Who knows? 536 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,557 But they've also got your back. 537 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:06,812 And when life gets rough… 538 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,859 they are gonna be the ones who help you get to the other side. 539 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,864 - Right? - Yes. 540 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,199 - Right? - Yeah! 541 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:20,868 So with that, 542 00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:24,788 what do you say we get this fucking wedding started, huh? 543 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:27,708 Christ, I thought it was over. 544 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:30,252 - That was loud. - Sorry. 545 00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:35,048 I now pronounce you husbands. You may kiss your grooms. 546 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,277 I can hear your vagina humming. 547 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,362 He's not safe dick. 548 00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:08,707 Hey, I liked what you said up there about helping others to help ourselves. 549 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:11,210 I think that's probably why we do what we do, right? 550 00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:13,462 Still, I mean… 551 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,300 All that crazy shit you did with patients. 552 00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:23,138 I'm surprised you didn't burn the whole practice down. 553 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:24,890 Let's be honest. 554 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,851 I got really lucky. 555 00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:30,979 So did I. 556 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:18,735 I'm gonna sit. 557 00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:20,612 First time. 558 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,700 You look so much like your mom. 559 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,220 I'm tired. I wanna head back. 560 00:31:26,303 --> 00:31:28,096 Seriously? Are you that out of shape? 561 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:30,015 You can keep going. I'm just done. 562 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:34,269 And, you know, you don't get to just talk to me that way. 563 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,396 I'll talk to you however I want. 564 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:39,483 I'm sick of you acting like you're better than me. 565 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:40,567 That shit is over. 566 00:31:40,651 --> 00:31:45,572 You're an idiot, Grace, so shut the fuck up, or I'll shut you up. 567 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:52,704 Beautiful view, though. 568 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,103 Boop.