1 00:00:00,673 --> 00:00:03,509 and no one can ever know about this at all. I… 2 00:00:03,593 --> 00:00:06,012 Morning, big guy. Egg sammie, coming in hot. 3 00:00:06,763 --> 00:00:07,889 Did you get some sleep? 4 00:00:08,389 --> 00:00:11,351 - Yep. - Let's go. It's a beautiful day. 5 00:00:13,102 --> 00:00:14,479 He doesn't knock? 6 00:00:15,104 --> 00:00:16,689 Not when egg sammies are hot. 7 00:00:17,273 --> 00:00:19,525 You should have seen Sean's face. 8 00:00:19,609 --> 00:00:22,403 He was so pissed and devastated. 9 00:00:22,487 --> 00:00:25,240 It was just like when I found out I was having a third boy. 10 00:00:25,323 --> 00:00:26,699 Hey, don't beat yourself up. 11 00:00:26,783 --> 00:00:28,034 Who hasn't sold their company 12 00:00:28,117 --> 00:00:30,036 to their partner's estranged father before? 13 00:00:30,119 --> 00:00:31,955 - Why would you say that? - 'Cause you made a joke, 14 00:00:32,038 --> 00:00:33,665 so I thought we was in joke mode, so I… 15 00:00:33,748 --> 00:00:36,918 - No, I can make the jokes. You can't… - Okay. Calm down. Come here. 16 00:00:37,001 --> 00:00:39,087 Give me a hug. I'm sorry. Come here, 17 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:42,423 come here, come here. You gonna get through this, okay? 18 00:00:42,507 --> 00:00:43,507 - Fuck. - Yeah. 19 00:00:43,550 --> 00:00:45,510 Now can I make a joke, since your face is in my nanas? 20 00:00:45,593 --> 00:00:47,720 No, but I like it. 21 00:00:53,935 --> 00:00:55,353 You should have seen Liz's face. 22 00:00:55,436 --> 00:00:58,022 - I lost my cool, man. - Hey, we all make mistakes. 23 00:00:58,106 --> 00:00:59,899 Look, in my dark days, 24 00:00:59,983 --> 00:01:02,777 once, I was really stoned, I ate half of Alice's bio project. 25 00:01:03,444 --> 00:01:06,447 In my defense, it was a model of human DNA made of Twizzlers. 26 00:01:06,531 --> 00:01:08,825 She got a D. But it was delicious. 27 00:01:08,908 --> 00:01:11,077 Well, thank you for always being so relatable. 28 00:01:12,245 --> 00:01:14,497 I can't believe I yelled at her like that. 29 00:01:18,418 --> 00:01:19,502 Oh, fuck. 30 00:01:23,923 --> 00:01:25,341 Fuck! 31 00:01:27,385 --> 00:01:29,304 Maybe I'll just avoid Liz for the rest of my life. 32 00:01:29,387 --> 00:01:31,014 I've tried it. It won't work, Sean. 33 00:01:31,097 --> 00:01:32,098 She finds you. 34 00:01:33,766 --> 00:01:35,184 Hey, your knee is bleeding. 35 00:01:35,268 --> 00:01:36,895 - Don't even ask. - What happened? 36 00:01:36,978 --> 00:01:40,440 Oh, my God! What do you not understand about "don't fucking ask"? 37 00:01:41,024 --> 00:01:42,317 Sorry, sweetie. 38 00:01:42,901 --> 00:01:45,445 - You're scared of her, aren't you? - So? You're scared of Liz. 39 00:01:45,528 --> 00:01:47,071 Absolutely. She's scary. 40 00:01:47,864 --> 00:01:49,324 Everything's so fucked. 41 00:01:49,407 --> 00:01:50,491 No. 42 00:01:52,327 --> 00:01:53,786 I know how you can fix it. 43 00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:56,414 So Jimmy said I should bring this to you. 44 00:01:58,416 --> 00:02:00,210 I love it when Jimmy says things. 45 00:02:00,293 --> 00:02:03,129 This is gonna be fun because I've never been to therapy before. 46 00:02:03,213 --> 00:02:05,381 - Hard to believe. - Dazzle me. 47 00:02:36,621 --> 00:02:39,499 I know you thought you were doing something really nice for me. 48 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:43,044 I shouldn't have lost my shit, and I'm sorry. 49 00:02:43,127 --> 00:02:44,712 No, I should've talked to you about it. 50 00:02:44,796 --> 00:02:46,130 I'm so sorry. 51 00:02:46,923 --> 00:02:48,591 - We're good. - Okay. 52 00:02:49,968 --> 00:02:50,969 Good work. 53 00:02:53,304 --> 00:02:55,807 Liz, I'm gonna try and say this sincerely. 54 00:02:56,391 --> 00:02:57,767 I'm glad you came in here. 55 00:02:59,060 --> 00:03:00,046 That's it? 56 00:03:00,061 --> 00:03:04,566 What, you want me to pull my pants down and make my ass clap? 57 00:03:04,649 --> 00:03:05,650 Okay. 58 00:03:06,442 --> 00:03:08,403 - How much do you pay him? - Nothing. 59 00:03:08,486 --> 00:03:09,779 Yeah, that sounds about right. 60 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:13,324 Thanks for that. 61 00:03:14,325 --> 00:03:17,078 This was a good idea. I prefer eating doughnuts to hiking. 62 00:03:17,161 --> 00:03:18,288 Please, look at that baby. 63 00:03:18,371 --> 00:03:20,540 He or she was never gonna last the whole hike. 64 00:03:20,623 --> 00:03:23,293 He or she? She's wearing a pink sweater that says "Emily." 65 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:26,004 - Give me a turn. - Okay. 66 00:03:26,086 --> 00:03:30,091 Hi. You are so cute. 67 00:03:30,174 --> 00:03:31,426 You said that to me yesterday. 68 00:03:31,509 --> 00:03:33,303 If everybody's cute, then nobody's cute. 69 00:03:33,386 --> 00:03:34,846 You seem like a real natural, Charlie. 70 00:03:36,097 --> 00:03:38,808 Don't push your breeder agenda on us, James. 71 00:03:38,892 --> 00:03:40,977 We actually bonded over this when we were dating. 72 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:42,145 Neither of us wants kids. 73 00:03:42,228 --> 00:03:43,980 No, you don't want kids. 74 00:03:44,063 --> 00:03:46,691 I said I was fine not having kids, not that I didn't want them. 75 00:03:46,774 --> 00:03:49,485 - Who are you? What's happening? - Maybe we should give them a second. 76 00:03:49,569 --> 00:03:51,029 Why? This is such an intimate moment. 77 00:03:51,696 --> 00:03:53,197 - That's why, Michael. - It's okay. 78 00:03:54,157 --> 00:03:55,325 I'd love to have a baby. 79 00:03:55,408 --> 00:03:56,951 But if we don't, 80 00:03:57,035 --> 00:04:00,246 then I am the hero who rose above it all to make his marriage work. 81 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:03,791 I can be a hero too by at least pretending to consider it. 82 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:05,210 That is so brave. 83 00:04:05,293 --> 00:04:07,253 Well, if you want, you can meet our adoption advocate. 84 00:04:07,337 --> 00:04:09,339 - He's a friend. - That would be so great. 85 00:04:10,298 --> 00:04:12,467 I mean, if Brian is up for it. 86 00:04:13,635 --> 00:04:15,803 Are you kidding, Charlie? Brian's a hero. 87 00:04:16,471 --> 00:04:18,389 Uh-oh. Yeah, someone made a shit swamp. 88 00:04:18,473 --> 00:04:20,308 - Can I help you change her? Yeah? - Yeah. Please. 89 00:04:20,391 --> 00:04:21,976 Come here, you little stinker. 90 00:04:22,477 --> 00:04:24,145 "You seem like a natural, Charlie"? 91 00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:26,564 Don't blame me. You're the one who wouldn't let our friendship die. 92 00:04:26,648 --> 00:04:28,942 I… It's still here. 93 00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:32,862 Hey, kid. 94 00:04:34,322 --> 00:04:36,950 Your dad has landed back in your life in a big way, 95 00:04:38,076 --> 00:04:39,410 so we can't keep avoiding it. 96 00:04:39,494 --> 00:04:41,246 Have you two been talking? 97 00:04:41,329 --> 00:04:42,705 Does he even know where you live? 98 00:04:42,789 --> 00:04:44,415 Come on, Paul, you asked me this last week 99 00:04:44,499 --> 00:04:46,501 and you could tell by my face that the answer was no. 100 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:50,171 Right. 101 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:52,465 Why do we always have to come back to my dad? 102 00:04:52,549 --> 00:04:55,969 Look, I know your dad did something to damage your relationship 103 00:04:56,052 --> 00:04:57,762 that you have not told me about. 104 00:04:58,471 --> 00:04:59,514 How do I know? 105 00:04:59,597 --> 00:05:01,766 I've been doing this for a thousand years. 106 00:05:01,849 --> 00:05:04,018 Why are you trying to therapize me in the kitchen? 107 00:05:04,102 --> 00:05:06,854 You and Jimmy used to talk out of the office all the time. 108 00:05:06,938 --> 00:05:09,232 - Figured I'd give it a whirl. - Ten feet from your door? 109 00:05:09,315 --> 00:05:10,775 Baby steps. 110 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,822 Come on. 111 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:17,198 Sorry, gotta go to work. 112 00:05:20,451 --> 00:05:21,536 Why are you still here? 113 00:05:21,619 --> 00:05:23,580 Because I took a shit in your desk drawer. 114 00:05:24,163 --> 00:05:26,541 Relax. I just forgot my keys. 115 00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:30,295 This is why I hate to leave my office. 116 00:05:40,388 --> 00:05:41,848 Hey. How'd it go with Liz? 117 00:05:41,931 --> 00:05:45,268 She didn't take a dump in my desk, so I guess that's a win. 118 00:05:46,185 --> 00:05:49,397 I still can't get Sean to open up to me about his dad. 119 00:05:50,607 --> 00:05:52,525 I even tried talking to him out of the office. 120 00:05:52,609 --> 00:05:54,277 Hey. You tried Jimmying him. 121 00:05:54,861 --> 00:05:57,363 That's what my patients call my unorthodox methods, so… 122 00:05:57,447 --> 00:05:59,782 - Well, I'm never gonna use that word. - We'll see. 123 00:05:59,866 --> 00:06:01,200 Hey, Sean and I are still tight. 124 00:06:01,284 --> 00:06:03,077 You want me to take another crack at the dad stuff? I… 125 00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:04,871 No. No more intervening. 126 00:06:04,954 --> 00:06:06,456 You're not his therapist anymore. 127 00:06:06,539 --> 00:06:07,624 Stay the fuck out of it. 128 00:06:07,707 --> 00:06:09,584 Okay, Paul, I'll stay the fuck out of it. 129 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:12,003 - Right. - What? I can stay out of things. 130 00:06:12,086 --> 00:06:13,796 - I stay out of lots of things. - Name one. 131 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,632 Never got into SoulCycle. 132 00:06:15,715 --> 00:06:17,675 - I wish I had better examples. - I know you. 133 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:21,387 The minute Sean is in need, you'll cave. 134 00:06:21,471 --> 00:06:23,932 You can't not help. 135 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:28,436 I can not do anything I set my mind to not do. 136 00:06:28,519 --> 00:06:30,230 Why does that say, "I peed here"? 137 00:06:30,313 --> 00:06:31,314 Where? 138 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:34,192 For God's… Give me that. 139 00:06:34,275 --> 00:06:37,820 - Did you write this, Paul? - It's your crazy fucking neighbor! 140 00:06:41,324 --> 00:06:43,201 I'm worried about Sean. 141 00:06:43,826 --> 00:06:45,119 Working with his dad. 142 00:06:45,203 --> 00:06:48,206 It's not gonna take much for him to snap. 143 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:53,211 This is so damn good. Have you tried this? 144 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:56,422 It was hard to toss you out of the house, 145 00:06:57,715 --> 00:07:00,677 but I knew what you needed was a little tough love, all right? 146 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,637 I mean, look at you now. 147 00:07:03,846 --> 00:07:05,515 I mean, look at both of us now, right? 148 00:07:06,307 --> 00:07:08,560 Your mom was a little scared at first 149 00:07:08,643 --> 00:07:10,770 and I said, "Nah, you gotta let a man be a man." 150 00:07:12,605 --> 00:07:13,690 You all right? 151 00:07:14,232 --> 00:07:15,441 Yeah. I'm good. 152 00:07:17,569 --> 00:07:20,697 I loved that truck. And I gave it up for nothing. 153 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:23,116 - I'm so sorry. - Yeah. That sucks. 154 00:07:23,199 --> 00:07:24,909 I was smashing this guy who didn't care about me. 155 00:07:24,993 --> 00:07:27,161 So now I gotta break into his house and get all my stuff back, 156 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:28,580 including my favorite vibrator. 157 00:07:28,663 --> 00:07:30,707 - What a drag. - Was it expensive? 158 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:32,333 Yeah. Actually, we went halfsies on a lot of them. 159 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:35,003 I got you both beat. Charlie wants to have a baby. 160 00:07:35,086 --> 00:07:37,171 - That's not a real problem. - Yeah, babies are tight. 161 00:07:37,255 --> 00:07:39,132 - Just have a baby. - Who's having a baby? 162 00:07:39,215 --> 00:07:40,717 - Brian. - You're not even showing. 163 00:07:40,799 --> 00:07:42,760 - I'm not having a baby. - Yes, you are. 164 00:07:42,844 --> 00:07:43,970 That's how marriage works. 165 00:07:44,053 --> 00:07:46,556 If one person wants one, the decision is made. 166 00:07:47,222 --> 00:07:49,225 Y'all either having a baby or y'all about to break up. 167 00:07:49,308 --> 00:07:51,394 Or you will figure it out 168 00:07:51,477 --> 00:07:54,355 because your love with Charlie is undefeatable. 169 00:07:55,356 --> 00:07:56,441 I want a Derek. 170 00:07:56,524 --> 00:07:58,776 Then I have the greatest coincidence ever. 171 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,613 This is my best buddy from my old job, 172 00:08:01,696 --> 00:08:02,947 Derrick. 173 00:08:03,031 --> 00:08:04,866 Hi, guys. Liz. 174 00:08:04,949 --> 00:08:08,036 - Hi, bubba. How are you? - Good to see you. 175 00:08:08,119 --> 00:08:09,829 - You smell good. - Thank you. 176 00:08:09,913 --> 00:08:12,290 You always smell good. All right. 177 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:13,958 Okay. 178 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:16,377 You won't believe, but Gaby just said she wanted… 179 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:19,255 - Don't. - Nothing. She wants nothing. 180 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:20,924 - Nothing? - Yeah. 181 00:08:21,007 --> 00:08:22,926 Well, that sounds like a lie, but I'll go with it. 182 00:08:23,009 --> 00:08:25,303 - We eating here or… No. - No, no. 183 00:08:25,386 --> 00:08:27,597 - Vibe is too sad in here. - Yeah. 184 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,390 Dereks, we like to be happy. 185 00:08:32,435 --> 00:08:33,770 And by the way, 186 00:08:33,853 --> 00:08:35,438 there's nothing wrong with wanting a Derrick. 187 00:08:35,521 --> 00:08:37,357 - Okay. - Congrats on the baby again. 188 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,525 - I'm not having a baby! - Okay. 189 00:08:40,401 --> 00:08:43,404 - I can't wait for his baby. - No baby. No. 190 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:46,324 I need something in my life or I'm going totally dark. 191 00:08:46,407 --> 00:08:49,953 I am this close to sitting in my tub crying and drinking wine. 192 00:08:50,036 --> 00:08:51,746 I would love to do that, and I mean with you. 193 00:08:51,829 --> 00:08:53,831 Like, literally, I'd be at the other end of the tub, 194 00:08:53,915 --> 00:08:55,083 and we can just touch feet, 195 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,918 and then we can interlock our toes like this. 196 00:08:57,001 --> 00:08:58,920 - Our tub is big enough for that. - I know! 197 00:08:59,003 --> 00:09:01,005 - Let's do it now! - Oh, my… Wait. No. 198 00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:03,383 We said we weren't gonna do this. We weren't gonna slip into the abyss. 199 00:09:03,466 --> 00:09:05,134 We are going to be proactive. 200 00:09:05,218 --> 00:09:06,511 I'm on it. 201 00:09:06,594 --> 00:09:07,637 To try and cheer myself up, 202 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,306 I'm gonna go take pictures of the shelter dogs on death row. 203 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:11,641 You should be a party planner. 204 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:14,686 The pictures on the website suck. 205 00:09:14,769 --> 00:09:16,854 I'm gonna take good ones so they can be adopted. 206 00:09:16,938 --> 00:09:19,232 - And you're coming with. - Rock-hard pass. 207 00:09:19,315 --> 00:09:21,943 I'll treat your baby thing like it's a real problem. 208 00:09:22,026 --> 00:09:23,152 It is a real problem! 209 00:09:23,236 --> 00:09:24,988 - It's still not. - Not. 210 00:09:46,551 --> 00:09:48,553 - What the fuck is happening? - Sorry. 211 00:09:48,636 --> 00:09:51,222 It's just that when you're shredding the finger drums, I know you're spinning, 212 00:09:51,306 --> 00:09:54,142 but Paul and I agreed that having two therapists in your ear is not helpful. 213 00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:56,394 - So I'm staying out of it. - Must be nice. 214 00:09:56,477 --> 00:10:00,189 You bail on me, so if I fall apart, it's not your fault. And if I do well, 215 00:10:00,273 --> 00:10:02,525 - it's 'cause you put me in better hands. - Wow. 216 00:10:02,609 --> 00:10:06,529 You managed to make me feel guilty, inferior and douchey in one sentence. 217 00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:07,947 - That's how I do it. - Hey. 218 00:10:08,031 --> 00:10:10,033 I can't believe I have to get a Lyft to practice. 219 00:10:10,116 --> 00:10:11,117 We should get me a car. 220 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,368 Are we gonna pay for it? 221 00:10:15,330 --> 00:10:17,540 She's gonna feel so guilty when she finds out I'm on my way 222 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:18,958 to look at a used car I wanna get her. 223 00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:21,502 So you're not telling her now so you can rub it in her face later? 224 00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:22,837 Fatherhood, baby. 225 00:10:23,338 --> 00:10:24,964 All right. I'll see you later. 226 00:10:26,549 --> 00:10:27,842 Do you wanna come with me? 227 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:29,886 Just, you know, clear your head? 228 00:10:30,428 --> 00:10:31,638 Sure. Why not? 229 00:10:33,932 --> 00:10:35,266 Okay, gorgeous. 230 00:10:35,350 --> 00:10:38,311 Relax and give me a casual smile. 231 00:10:39,687 --> 00:10:41,731 - Not you. - I know, but admit that I nailed it. 232 00:10:41,814 --> 00:10:43,399 All right. Find me one with kind eyes. 233 00:10:43,483 --> 00:10:45,318 They all have the same eyes. 234 00:10:45,401 --> 00:10:48,696 Just big, weird marbles that judge you. God. 235 00:10:49,656 --> 00:10:50,949 Okay. Here we go. 236 00:10:51,032 --> 00:10:52,825 This is your time to have your photo shoot. 237 00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:55,119 - I know. - Have you ever met a dog? 238 00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:57,413 - This is like three dogs. Okay, sit. - Oh, my God. 239 00:10:57,497 --> 00:10:58,497 Okay. 240 00:10:58,915 --> 00:11:01,292 Charlie and I can't have babies. We're too busy. 241 00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:03,127 You're here at 3:00 on a Tuesday. 242 00:11:03,211 --> 00:11:04,921 And that is my right as a DINK. 243 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:06,631 Double Income No Kids. 244 00:11:07,215 --> 00:11:09,467 We were gonna blow that money traveling the world. 245 00:11:09,551 --> 00:11:11,636 Maui. Nepal. Paris. 246 00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:14,180 I'm pretty sure they don't even allow babies in Paris. 247 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,166 They do. 248 00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:17,267 They just smoke and they're not allowed to wear deodorant. 249 00:11:17,892 --> 00:11:19,561 You know what? Let's take 'em to the park. 250 00:11:19,644 --> 00:11:20,728 Are we allowed to do that? 251 00:11:20,812 --> 00:11:22,814 You can. You're the shelter's biggest donor. 252 00:11:22,897 --> 00:11:24,983 - What? - I gave two grand for your wedding gift. 253 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:26,317 Two grand? 254 00:11:26,401 --> 00:11:29,028 I could have bought an e-bike, Liz. Or new calves. 255 00:11:29,112 --> 00:11:31,573 - Your calves are great. Come on. - Got what I wanted. Okay, here we go. 256 00:11:31,656 --> 00:11:32,656 He's a jumper. 257 00:11:33,575 --> 00:11:34,576 Hey… 258 00:11:35,285 --> 00:11:38,830 - think I blocked you in. Sorry. - It's all good, Derrick Two. 259 00:11:38,913 --> 00:11:42,000 Also, it's funny. I pictured you as more of a sports-car guy. 260 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:43,835 Really? That wouldn't make me look like a dick? 261 00:11:43,918 --> 00:11:46,796 Well, you kind of already got it covered with those shades. 262 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,464 - What shades? - Wow. 263 00:11:48,548 --> 00:11:50,717 I'm gonna have to get those later. They're prescription. 264 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,843 - Yeah, you need those. - Yeah. 265 00:11:51,926 --> 00:11:54,220 - Can I help you with that or… Yeah? - Thanks. 266 00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:56,222 - I'll get your dick-y sunglasses. - Thank you. 267 00:11:56,306 --> 00:11:58,433 - Uh-huh. No problem. - Okay, so what have we got here? 268 00:11:58,516 --> 00:12:01,686 We got a toothbrush, some fancy bras. 269 00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:05,106 - We got Pop-Tarts. That's cool. - Okay… Well, actually, those aren't mine, 270 00:12:05,189 --> 00:12:08,026 but I did earn them by completely throwing away my dignity. 271 00:12:09,819 --> 00:12:12,280 This is a breakup box. Been there. 272 00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:15,241 - You wanna know how I got back at my ex? - Sure. 273 00:12:15,325 --> 00:12:17,493 I thought about her for months and was sad for a really long time. 274 00:12:17,577 --> 00:12:19,245 - She couldn't handle it. - I bet. 275 00:12:19,329 --> 00:12:20,872 Yeah, I also still feed her cat sometimes. 276 00:12:20,955 --> 00:12:22,373 - That'll show her. - That'll teach her. 277 00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:26,628 - That's my cell phone. - But your cell phone's in your hand. 278 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,504 This… That's actually my other cell phone. 279 00:12:28,588 --> 00:12:30,089 The one beneath the vibrator? 280 00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:34,844 Hello. Gaby's work phone. She'll call you back. 281 00:12:35,762 --> 00:12:36,664 Which one's your favorite? 282 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:37,582 - I like the red one. - This one. 283 00:12:37,597 --> 00:12:39,265 - Yeah, that one's nice. - What do you call that one? 284 00:12:39,349 --> 00:12:40,293 Clifford 'cause it's… 285 00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:42,769 - Big and red. - Big red. 286 00:12:48,524 --> 00:12:50,818 Street's closed. You gotta go out the other way. 287 00:12:50,902 --> 00:12:52,111 You can't shut down the whole road 288 00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:54,572 just 'cause you're remodeling Racist Pam's house. 289 00:12:55,531 --> 00:12:56,699 You probably know her as Pam. 290 00:12:56,783 --> 00:12:59,869 - We also know her as Racist Pam. - Come on. Move the cone. 291 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,205 Fine. Road's open. 292 00:13:03,748 --> 00:13:05,291 Road's closed. Too late. 293 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:06,668 You don't have to be a dick. 294 00:13:07,335 --> 00:13:09,879 You're a tough guy? What the fuck are you gonna do? 295 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:13,007 Hey, easy. Sean. Sean, it's not worth it. Just breathe. 296 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,175 Breathe. Hey. 297 00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:16,511 Sean, get back in the car. Hey. 298 00:13:16,594 --> 00:13:17,971 Get back in the car, Sean. 299 00:13:18,054 --> 00:13:19,806 Please. Sean! 300 00:13:22,308 --> 00:13:24,602 Please. For me. 301 00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:27,689 That was really messed up. 302 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:30,108 Those guys are gonna know where we live now. 303 00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:31,234 No, they won't. 304 00:13:31,317 --> 00:13:33,486 You parked a block away and you made us walk here. 305 00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:37,615 That's because that was the biggest human man I've ever seen in my life. 306 00:13:37,699 --> 00:13:38,866 - He was a big guy. - Sean. 307 00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,953 I don't know what happened. Everything went all white like it used to. 308 00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,123 I've been working with my dad all day. 309 00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:46,541 I'm just wound up. 310 00:13:48,835 --> 00:13:49,835 Why? 311 00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:57,719 When I first got back from Afghanistan… 312 00:13:59,053 --> 00:14:00,305 nothing made sense to me. 313 00:14:01,514 --> 00:14:04,934 It was really hard for me to find a reason to keep on going, 314 00:14:05,977 --> 00:14:06,978 and… 315 00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:10,690 he acted like everything was okay. 316 00:14:10,773 --> 00:14:12,275 Look, it's awful, 317 00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:15,653 but you can't blame your dad for not being able to read your mind. 318 00:14:16,279 --> 00:14:17,488 I told him! 319 00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:19,240 I told him I was struggling. 320 00:14:19,324 --> 00:14:21,492 Do you know how hard that is for me? 321 00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:25,622 I literally begged him for his help… 322 00:14:26,956 --> 00:14:28,541 and you know what he did? 323 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,084 He told me I'd get over it. 324 00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,544 The fuck is that? 325 00:14:31,628 --> 00:14:33,213 And then he wouldn't talk about it. 326 00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:36,674 But I'd get into fights. I start fighting, 327 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:38,968 and then he pulls his tough love shit. 328 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:40,178 He kicks me out. 329 00:14:40,261 --> 00:14:43,973 And now he think he's some kind of hero 'cause I'm doing well? 330 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,433 Like it's all 'cause of him? 331 00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,062 I hear you. Hey, Sean. 332 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,691 You were in a lot of pain. Your father let you down. I get it. 333 00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:56,152 Hey, this is fucking complicated, aight? 334 00:14:56,236 --> 00:14:59,072 - He is a good man, okay? - I know. I get it. 335 00:14:59,155 --> 00:15:01,241 - He loves me, all right? - I know he does. 336 00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:03,660 He worked his ass off for me, and I put him through a lot. 337 00:15:03,743 --> 00:15:07,539 So I just… I don't wanna hear you talking shit about my father. 338 00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:09,582 I understand. I'm not gonna say another word. Hey, hey. 339 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,751 We're gonna sit down. We're gonna sit down for a second. 340 00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:18,800 - I'm sorry. - You're good. 341 00:15:37,443 --> 00:15:38,444 Thanks. 342 00:15:48,246 --> 00:15:50,248 I wonder what Pam is doing to her house. 343 00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,214 Look at you being cute with that guy. 344 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:01,217 I can feel his nuts on my thigh, and they're hot. 345 00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:03,887 You love him, just like you would love a baby. 346 00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:05,054 I can't, Liz. 347 00:16:06,014 --> 00:16:07,682 I know I would be a shitty dad. 348 00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:09,350 Calm down, DINK. 349 00:16:09,434 --> 00:16:11,895 - Being a parent is… - I think our guy needs some more air. 350 00:16:13,563 --> 00:16:14,772 No! 351 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:17,316 Hey, whoa! Dog! 352 00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:21,237 Whoa, whoa! 353 00:16:21,321 --> 00:16:22,988 Anytime my sister calls, she's always like, 354 00:16:23,072 --> 00:16:25,742 "You won't believe what happened," and then it's something mundane like, 355 00:16:25,824 --> 00:16:27,910 my mom's wig fell off at a Walmart or something. 356 00:16:27,994 --> 00:16:30,162 - Wigs do be falling off. Yeah. - They do. 357 00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:32,247 - Hey! You two still here? - Hey. 358 00:16:32,332 --> 00:16:34,584 Don't you have a class to teach, G-Spot? 359 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,753 Maybe don't call me G-spot in front of my new friends. 360 00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:38,755 - Why? - I'll tell you later. 361 00:16:38,838 --> 00:16:40,173 - It's fun. Yeah. - Okay, thanks. 362 00:16:40,256 --> 00:16:44,135 Okay. But he's right. I do actually have a generation to inspire. 363 00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:47,305 All right. Sounds good. 364 00:16:47,388 --> 00:16:48,848 - It was great to meet you. - You too. 365 00:16:48,932 --> 00:16:51,017 - All right, D. - All right, D Squared. 366 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:54,437 - Putting on the dick-y glasses. - I see you. 367 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,441 - You gotta date him. - What? No! 368 00:16:58,524 --> 00:17:00,068 - You know you wanna hit that. - I'm too busy. 369 00:17:00,151 --> 00:17:02,654 Honestly, I'm still in recovery mode from all that weird Jimmy shit. 370 00:17:02,737 --> 00:17:03,738 - Yeah. - I think for right now, 371 00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:07,825 the healthiest thing for me to do is to, like, keep the coochie on lock. 372 00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:10,286 - Hey, don't look down there. - What? You're waving at it. 373 00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:12,288 - It's my coochie to wave at. - I'm sorry. Suit yourself. 374 00:17:12,372 --> 00:17:15,041 I gotta go find the scissors without asking Liz where they are. 375 00:17:15,124 --> 00:17:18,086 So, it'll take up most of my day. 376 00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:23,341 Your dad seriously won't let you get a tattoo? 377 00:17:23,424 --> 00:17:24,759 He can't stop me forever. 378 00:17:24,842 --> 00:17:27,554 Do you think I should get one here or maybe here? 379 00:17:27,637 --> 00:17:29,764 I don't know. What do you think? 380 00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:31,474 I think they're both great. 381 00:17:31,558 --> 00:17:32,976 You didn't even look at her. 382 00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:37,313 Okay… 383 00:17:39,065 --> 00:17:41,359 Something here is not right. 384 00:17:46,114 --> 00:17:47,156 I forgot the guac. 385 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,741 Gotta have the guac. 386 00:17:51,202 --> 00:17:53,037 - She totally knows. - She doesn't know. 387 00:17:53,121 --> 00:17:55,999 - I am begging you to be cool. - I'm cool. 388 00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:58,167 I'm LL Cool Cool. 389 00:17:58,251 --> 00:17:59,377 That's not his name. 390 00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:04,090 - Did I leave my wallet in your room? - No, but that room will never be clean. 391 00:18:04,173 --> 00:18:07,385 - It is haunted by what we did. - Jesus Christ. 392 00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:09,888 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, I'm heading out. You need anything? 393 00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:11,389 Nope. Love you. 394 00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:14,517 Ditto. See you, Connor. 395 00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:15,852 Love you. 396 00:18:15,935 --> 00:18:17,061 I don't, I'm sorry. 397 00:18:18,313 --> 00:18:19,314 All right. 398 00:18:19,981 --> 00:18:21,065 Dude. 399 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,610 Well, you will not be shocked 400 00:18:23,693 --> 00:18:26,029 that your father told none of us you were coming. 401 00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:27,906 Because it's none of your business, Jimmy. 402 00:18:27,989 --> 00:18:30,491 This is my Fortress of Solitude. 403 00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,077 - She's funny, huh? - Yeah. 404 00:18:33,161 --> 00:18:34,412 Like Mrs. Maisel. 405 00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:36,539 What? I watch TV. 406 00:18:36,623 --> 00:18:39,083 Meg's gonna give the keynote speech 407 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:40,585 on sustainable energy. 408 00:18:40,668 --> 00:18:41,794 - At Caltech. - Come on. 409 00:18:41,878 --> 00:18:44,088 - No, it's not a big deal. No. - It's a huge deal. 410 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:45,757 Come on. I can't wait. 411 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,425 Hey, I got to talk to you just for a minute. 412 00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:48,676 I will… 413 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,012 Well, I'll come back if I hear a "woof." 414 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:54,933 What? 415 00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:57,810 Sean told me what's going on with his father. 416 00:18:57,894 --> 00:19:00,146 I was staying out of it, but he almost got into a fight. 417 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,522 He's fine. 418 00:19:01,606 --> 00:19:03,608 Then he just… Yeah, he just sort of told me. 419 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,278 So, back when Sean was at his worst, he asked his dad for help. 420 00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:10,782 His dad just ignored him. Just totally blew him off. 421 00:19:10,865 --> 00:19:14,077 He told you this without any prompting? 422 00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:18,248 Yes. 423 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:22,627 He was just saying how he was really wound up from working with his dad. 424 00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,796 And then… Yeah. 425 00:19:24,879 --> 00:19:27,465 I was… I was like, "Why?" 426 00:19:27,549 --> 00:19:29,592 - You said what? - "Why?" 427 00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:31,135 - "Why?" - "Why?" 428 00:19:31,219 --> 00:19:32,971 - You said, "Why?" - I said, "Why?" 429 00:19:33,054 --> 00:19:35,014 Are we gonna keep saying this back and forth to each other? 430 00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:38,393 I said it very casually. I was like, "Why?" 431 00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:41,062 - For fuck's sake. - He was freaking out, Paul. 432 00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:43,439 I did not have time to tell him to close his eyes 433 00:19:43,523 --> 00:19:45,316 and picture a big, black tornado. 434 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,319 It's a cloud. And I know you know that. 435 00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:50,530 Okay. Well, I knew I was driving over here to catch shit, 436 00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:51,864 but I came anyway. You know why? 437 00:19:51,948 --> 00:19:54,826 Because all that matters to me is helping Sean. What about you? 438 00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:57,579 I know him. Did you even read my case notes? 439 00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:58,955 You don't have to answer. 440 00:19:59,873 --> 00:20:02,917 'Cause you never listen to me anymore about anything. 441 00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:05,086 And we should be working together. 442 00:20:05,795 --> 00:20:09,299 We should be working as a team like Batman and Robin. 443 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:11,426 You can even be Batman. You already sound like him. 444 00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:14,512 - I'm gonna make you pay for that. - That's exactly what Batman would say. 445 00:20:14,596 --> 00:20:16,723 Paul, why are you still so mad at me? 446 00:20:16,806 --> 00:20:19,934 Are you still trying to teach me some lesson? Because I get it. 447 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,227 I messed up with Sean. 448 00:20:21,311 --> 00:20:24,689 But please do not tell me that you are upset because he opened up to me 449 00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:26,774 about something that he wouldn't talk to you about. 450 00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:30,069 Please tell me your ego is not that big. 451 00:20:34,324 --> 00:20:35,533 See you, Jimmy. 452 00:20:37,702 --> 00:20:38,828 Paul. 453 00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:39,954 Woof. 454 00:20:42,457 --> 00:20:44,209 Well, you seem happier than I expected. 455 00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:48,463 I think I may have just won for once. 456 00:20:49,589 --> 00:20:51,174 Tell me what that feels like. 457 00:20:51,257 --> 00:20:52,300 I'm still processing. 458 00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:55,595 - How about you tell me about Caltech? - Oh, God. 459 00:20:55,678 --> 00:20:57,889 No, I'm gonna barf. I can't talk about it. 460 00:20:57,972 --> 00:20:59,891 - Yeah? You nervous? - Yes, very. 461 00:20:59,974 --> 00:21:01,434 It's a… My speech… 462 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:04,812 It's too long. 463 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,690 Wow. Okay. Yeah, this is pretty good. 464 00:21:08,524 --> 00:21:10,902 But you mixed up structuralism and functionalism here. 465 00:21:10,985 --> 00:21:12,779 - This is a nice house. - Thank you. 466 00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:15,698 But you will never get a house like this if you shit the bed on this project, okay? 467 00:21:15,782 --> 00:21:18,952 - So, focus. - Okay. 468 00:21:19,035 --> 00:21:20,662 - It is pretty sick though, right? Yeah. - Yeah. 469 00:21:20,745 --> 00:21:22,914 All the bathrooms have heated floor tiles, so… 470 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:26,042 - sometimes I just sit on the floor. - Nice. 471 00:21:28,836 --> 00:21:29,836 - Hey. - Sorry. 472 00:21:29,879 --> 00:21:31,464 I didn't know you're busy, so I'll be quick. 473 00:21:31,548 --> 00:21:35,176 I couldn't stop thinking about your coochie lock. 474 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,220 Really? Okay. This is Keisha. 475 00:21:37,303 --> 00:21:39,347 And she can hear you even if you're whispering. 476 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:40,765 So you're not letting him hit it? 477 00:21:40,848 --> 00:21:42,600 Get back to work on your project. 478 00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:45,687 - Great. Now she thinks we're hooking up. - Cool. 479 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:49,274 So, look, the reason I thought other Derrick would be good for you 480 00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:52,819 is you're always taking care of people. 481 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,657 So maybe it's time someone took care of you. 482 00:21:58,199 --> 00:21:59,534 I texted you his number. 483 00:21:59,617 --> 00:22:01,077 - You should call him. - What? Dude. 484 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,162 We don't know if it's gonna work out or not, 485 00:22:03,246 --> 00:22:06,374 but, G, you deserve to be happy. 486 00:22:08,918 --> 00:22:10,169 That's really nice. 487 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:12,630 - Thank you. - You're the best. 488 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:14,299 I want a Derek. 489 00:22:14,382 --> 00:22:15,800 Everyone does. 490 00:22:17,051 --> 00:22:19,679 We own a dog now. You don't get to meet him yet 491 00:22:19,762 --> 00:22:21,639 because he's getting some stitches on his leg 492 00:22:21,723 --> 00:22:24,642 - and a very expensive eye surgery. - Look forward to that. 493 00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:26,853 - Brian, meet Stuart. - Hi. 494 00:22:26,936 --> 00:22:29,564 He is Michael's adoption advocate friend. 495 00:22:31,608 --> 00:22:32,510 Already? 496 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:33,818 - Yes. - Wow. 497 00:22:33,902 --> 00:22:38,072 So, how does this even start? 498 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:41,075 Well, if you want to know what babies we have in stock, 499 00:22:41,159 --> 00:22:42,785 I have a few in the back of my car. 500 00:22:42,869 --> 00:22:44,370 - What? - I'm kidding. 501 00:22:44,454 --> 00:22:45,580 I like to make it fun. 502 00:22:46,998 --> 00:22:50,210 I drove all the way from Tarzana. May I use your restroom real quick? 503 00:22:50,293 --> 00:22:51,502 It's down the hall. 504 00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:52,879 Thank you so much. 505 00:22:52,962 --> 00:22:54,088 Charlie, I'm sorry. 506 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,007 I've been thinking about this baby stuff all day 507 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:58,468 and I… I can't even take care of a dog. 508 00:22:59,427 --> 00:23:01,596 - I don't think I'm ready for this. - It's okay. 509 00:23:01,679 --> 00:23:03,348 And I shouldn't have ambushed you with Stuart. 510 00:23:04,057 --> 00:23:05,057 I… 511 00:23:06,392 --> 00:23:07,977 Why am I so scared to be honest? 512 00:23:11,314 --> 00:23:13,233 I really wanna be a dad. 513 00:23:15,526 --> 00:23:17,695 I want Christmases with three stockings 514 00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:22,367 and I wanna be driving and looking over my shoulder and say, 515 00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:24,911 "I swear to God, I will turn this car around." 516 00:23:27,413 --> 00:23:29,082 And I want to be a dad with you. 517 00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:32,126 Isn't there a part of you that wants those things too? 518 00:23:33,127 --> 00:23:34,128 Of course. 519 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,049 You guys are out of TP. Just FYI. 520 00:23:38,132 --> 00:23:39,425 Thank you, Stuart. 521 00:23:39,509 --> 00:23:41,761 When your partner wants something that bad, 522 00:23:41,844 --> 00:23:42,929 how can you say no? 523 00:23:43,012 --> 00:23:45,265 Brian, being a parent is awesome. 524 00:23:45,348 --> 00:23:47,517 For the first six years, they believe anything you tell them. 525 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,936 You know how you like dressing up as Cher for Halloween? 526 00:23:50,019 --> 00:23:51,563 - Yeah. - Okay. I want you to picture 527 00:23:51,646 --> 00:23:54,357 carrying around a little baby dressed like Sonny. 528 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,610 Oh, my God. Can babies grow mustaches or would I have to buy one? 529 00:23:59,279 --> 00:24:02,490 I'm joking, but I'm only 75% sure I'm joking. 530 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:03,992 I'm gonna suck at this. 531 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:07,745 I'm a superficial narcissist who is a prisoner of his own vanity. 532 00:24:07,829 --> 00:24:09,914 And as much as I love that about myself, 533 00:24:09,998 --> 00:24:12,041 I'm mean, I'm judgmental. 534 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,585 I'm like my dad. 535 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:17,505 And you know, as fathers go, he didn't exactly nail it. 536 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:18,965 I was just like you. 537 00:24:19,048 --> 00:24:22,010 I was so scared, I said I would never have kids. 538 00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:26,264 Luckily, Derek has this, like, weird ability to look you in the eye, 539 00:24:26,347 --> 00:24:29,601 tell you everything's going to be okay, and every time you believe him 540 00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:31,060 and you burst into tears. 541 00:24:31,144 --> 00:24:35,732 I'm so glad I listened because when you give birth to that baby, 542 00:24:36,316 --> 00:24:38,651 - or in your case, unbox it… - Wow. 543 00:24:38,735 --> 00:24:40,612 …it just hits you. 544 00:24:40,695 --> 00:24:42,906 Brian, you give yourself so much shit. 545 00:24:42,989 --> 00:24:46,326 But you are already one of the most empathetic guys that I know. 546 00:24:46,826 --> 00:24:48,453 When you see somebody who really needs you, 547 00:24:48,536 --> 00:24:50,914 you take a deep breath and you reach out for them. 548 00:24:51,831 --> 00:24:53,374 So what more could you want in a father? 549 00:24:54,751 --> 00:24:56,294 - Thanks. - Hey, here we go. 550 00:24:56,794 --> 00:24:57,879 I'd like him to do his thing. 551 00:24:57,962 --> 00:25:00,089 D, he needs the special. 552 00:25:01,883 --> 00:25:03,301 Okay, look at me, Brian. 553 00:25:04,719 --> 00:25:05,803 Whatever it is… 554 00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:10,308 everything's gonna be okay. 555 00:25:12,769 --> 00:25:13,769 Got him. 556 00:25:14,354 --> 00:25:15,605 He got me. 557 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:16,731 Are you okay? 558 00:25:20,526 --> 00:25:21,653 You can't sleep? 559 00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:24,364 Patient shit. 560 00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:26,157 I should have guessed. 561 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:27,825 What's keeping you up? 562 00:25:27,909 --> 00:25:30,036 I'm nervous about my speech. 563 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:31,538 You'll do awesome. 564 00:25:32,205 --> 00:25:33,331 Give me some of that. 565 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:42,840 I've got this kid I'm worried about. 566 00:25:42,924 --> 00:25:46,010 A lot of unresolved dad issues. 567 00:25:46,094 --> 00:25:47,887 Oh, my God. 568 00:25:48,471 --> 00:25:49,681 Is it me? 569 00:25:51,641 --> 00:25:53,810 This is gonna sound like crunchy nonsense, 570 00:25:53,893 --> 00:25:56,229 but a few weeks ago I told him 571 00:25:56,312 --> 00:25:59,315 if you don't truly face your past… 572 00:26:01,025 --> 00:26:02,944 it's gonna come back for you. 573 00:26:03,027 --> 00:26:07,407 I can't shake this feeling that there's some bad shit 574 00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:08,533 headed this way. 575 00:26:08,616 --> 00:26:09,826 So, you're psychic now? 576 00:26:09,909 --> 00:26:12,537 When you've been doing this as long as I have, 577 00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:15,582 you sense stuff that's in the air. 578 00:26:17,041 --> 00:26:19,252 Traumas that haven't been dealt with. 579 00:26:24,507 --> 00:26:26,843 Confrontations avoided. 580 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,060 Two rings. That bitch. 581 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:45,403 It's like all those old skeletons are gonna sneak up 582 00:26:46,487 --> 00:26:48,072 and bite us on the ass. 583 00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:57,749 Does that sound crazy? 584 00:26:58,458 --> 00:26:59,667 A little. 585 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,502 But it's also a great way for me to tell you 586 00:27:01,586 --> 00:27:04,130 that Mom is coming to town to see my speech, 587 00:27:04,214 --> 00:27:05,673 and while she's here… 588 00:27:06,841 --> 00:27:08,218 she wants to see you too. 589 00:27:08,801 --> 00:27:10,053 Good. 590 00:27:11,387 --> 00:27:12,555 Let me ask you something. 591 00:27:12,639 --> 00:27:17,310 Do you think I have a big ego? 592 00:27:19,479 --> 00:27:21,689 I'm sorry. I thought you were doing a bit. 593 00:27:23,399 --> 00:27:25,109 Well, let's see. 594 00:27:25,193 --> 00:27:27,654 One time, you were so obsessed with work 595 00:27:27,737 --> 00:27:30,240 that you didn't raise me for 18 years. 596 00:27:31,241 --> 00:27:32,909 You could've just said yes. 597 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:39,415 I am all for you bringing me coffee at 8:00 a.m., 598 00:27:39,499 --> 00:27:41,417 but it makes me wonder. 599 00:27:42,168 --> 00:27:44,963 - Are you a morning person? - I am. This is my third date today. 600 00:27:45,046 --> 00:27:47,298 - Well, we may not be compatible. - Right. 601 00:27:47,382 --> 00:27:49,384 But I do already have some maple bacon in the oven. 602 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,843 So, you might as well stay. 603 00:27:50,927 --> 00:27:55,139 Also, I have the trap remix to the Lord of the Rings score queued up. 604 00:27:55,223 --> 00:27:57,642 It's 30 minutes long. So when that's over, I do need to go to work. 605 00:27:57,725 --> 00:28:00,144 The bad news is I will spend 15 minutes of our date time 606 00:28:00,228 --> 00:28:04,065 changing into a less cleavage-forward ensemble, if you will. 607 00:28:04,148 --> 00:28:06,067 'Cause you know my patients can't handle all this. 608 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:09,028 - It's distracting. Yeah. Big time. - Is it? Thank you. 609 00:28:09,612 --> 00:28:11,614 - Did you look? - Just with my eyes. 610 00:28:11,698 --> 00:28:13,950 - That's funny. - They're nice. 611 00:28:14,534 --> 00:28:16,202 Of course my sister would be calling. 612 00:28:16,286 --> 00:28:18,872 - Give me the phone. Let me do my thing. - Okay. Good luck. 613 00:28:18,955 --> 00:28:21,249 Hello. You've reached Gaby Something's office. 614 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,209 - She can't come to the phone. - Nice. 615 00:28:23,293 --> 00:28:24,502 I'm sorry. What? 616 00:28:25,211 --> 00:28:26,838 How could I even fuck my own face? 617 00:28:27,797 --> 00:28:29,632 - Yeah, you should talk to her. - Give me that. 618 00:28:29,716 --> 00:28:31,593 Dude, what do you want? I'm on a coffee and bacon date. 619 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:34,137 Mom got into a car accident. She's at the hospital. 620 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:36,514 And since you've been dodging me, that's all you get to know. 621 00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:39,100 - I'm sorry. - No, 622 00:28:39,183 --> 00:28:40,977 honestly, if it was serious, she wouldn't have hung up. 623 00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:42,645 - But you know, I should go. - Yes. 624 00:28:42,729 --> 00:28:44,022 Can you do me a huge solid? 625 00:28:44,105 --> 00:28:45,982 Can you take the maple bacon out of the oven 626 00:28:46,065 --> 00:28:47,609 and then can you open up all the windows 627 00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:49,110 so the house doesn't smell like maple bacon? 628 00:28:49,193 --> 00:28:51,154 - Just say bacon. You're in a rush. - And the code 629 00:28:51,237 --> 00:28:53,865 to the lock on the door is 80085. 630 00:28:53,948 --> 00:28:55,950 Yes, it does spell "Boobs." No, you can't tell anybody. 631 00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,703 Bacon, windows, boobs. 632 00:28:58,786 --> 00:28:59,871 - Tell everyone. - Thanks. 633 00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:02,207 And enjoy the music. 634 00:29:07,170 --> 00:29:08,296 My precious. 635 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:09,964 - You should probably check on Mom. - Yep. Bye. 636 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:16,429 What is… Who is this? 637 00:29:33,947 --> 00:29:35,615 - What the hell are you doing? - I don't know. 638 00:29:35,698 --> 00:29:38,117 I felt like you were coming in here to tell me to clean my room. 639 00:29:43,790 --> 00:29:45,250 I do have a big ego. 640 00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:47,168 I'm aware. Yeah. 641 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:49,420 Your face takes up the whole cover of your book. 642 00:29:49,504 --> 00:29:51,548 Well, I wrote it, didn't I? 643 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:58,846 Normally, I would not care that Sean opened up 644 00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:01,224 to you about his father instead of me. 645 00:30:01,307 --> 00:30:03,393 But just before that, I asked him a question 646 00:30:03,476 --> 00:30:06,563 that I completely forgot that I had asked him before. It's like… 647 00:30:06,646 --> 00:30:08,856 Who cares? I forget things all the time. 648 00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,859 - That's why I take notes. - Well, so do I. 649 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:12,944 It's just… 650 00:30:13,528 --> 00:30:14,529 with the… 651 00:30:16,197 --> 00:30:19,492 with the Parkinson's, it's becoming more difficult, 652 00:30:19,576 --> 00:30:20,743 and… 653 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:27,709 I'm scared I might be losing it. 654 00:30:29,627 --> 00:30:31,045 No way, Paul. 655 00:30:34,007 --> 00:30:35,341 I'm gonna make you a deal. 656 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:39,596 When the time comes, I'll tell you. 657 00:30:39,679 --> 00:30:42,473 And you will not take it well, and you will make that face. 658 00:30:42,557 --> 00:30:44,976 You'll probably be very mean to me about it. 659 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:47,312 But I will still tell you. 660 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:49,856 And I'm telling you that right now, 661 00:30:50,565 --> 00:30:51,774 shit, man… 662 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:54,944 you're still the best at this. 663 00:31:01,951 --> 00:31:02,952 I know. 664 00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:08,750 And I apologize for sometimes being a pain in the ass. 665 00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:11,586 And I know you think I never listen to you. 666 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:12,962 I want to show you something. 667 00:31:13,546 --> 00:31:16,299 Just don't be a dick about it. 668 00:31:19,427 --> 00:31:21,262 I'm still hanging out with Ray 669 00:31:22,764 --> 00:31:24,224 because of you. 670 00:31:24,307 --> 00:31:25,516 You have a friend. 671 00:31:26,643 --> 00:31:27,727 I made you a friend. 672 00:31:28,561 --> 00:31:30,438 I'm gonna stop now. But will you text that to me? 673 00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:32,440 No, let's get to work. 674 00:31:33,733 --> 00:31:38,571 I've been going over the notes that you sent me on Sean. 675 00:31:39,989 --> 00:31:43,743 Yes, I read them the second you sent them to me. 676 00:31:43,826 --> 00:31:45,787 Stop smiling. 677 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,915 When he dissociates, everything goes white. 678 00:31:48,998 --> 00:31:49,999 What does that mean? 679 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,878 Okay, Nick Furry, this is your first playdate. 680 00:31:53,962 --> 00:31:55,004 Now, just to warn you, 681 00:31:55,088 --> 00:31:59,884 this human, Liz, is probably gonna make fun of your eye patch. So… 682 00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:02,804 Hello? 683 00:32:05,014 --> 00:32:06,099 What the hell are you doing here? 684 00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,102 I'm sorry. Alice left her wallet. 685 00:32:09,185 --> 00:32:11,145 - I was just gonna put it in the mailbox. - Give it to me. 686 00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,064 Okay. 687 00:32:16,526 --> 00:32:17,735 Can I ask you something? 688 00:32:21,155 --> 00:32:23,658 - Are they okay? - Are you fucking serious? 689 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,537 I'm sorry. Right. I'm sorry. 690 00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:35,753 Wait. 691 00:32:39,173 --> 00:32:40,300 They're doing better. 692 00:32:41,718 --> 00:32:42,802 We all are. 693 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:47,140 Thank you. 694 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:51,603 Are you okay? 695 00:32:55,815 --> 00:32:56,816 Yeah. 696 00:32:58,985 --> 00:33:00,320 Yeah, I'm fine. 697 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:11,456 Hey.