1 00:00:39,993 --> 00:00:41,244 There we go. 2 00:00:41,328 --> 00:00:43,455 - That's what I'm talking about. - Finally. Geez. 3 00:00:44,748 --> 00:00:45,748 What's with you? 4 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:49,586 We're trying to enjoy the game and he wants to spoil the vibe 5 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:51,129 and talk about real stuff. 6 00:00:53,006 --> 00:00:55,509 Eventually you're gonna have to talk to your dad about how he let you down. 7 00:00:55,592 --> 00:00:56,843 Come on, man. 8 00:00:56,927 --> 00:00:58,303 I told you he sucks. 9 00:00:58,387 --> 00:01:00,138 - It's not gonna happen. - Okay. 10 00:01:00,222 --> 00:01:02,474 It will. When you're ready. 11 00:01:02,557 --> 00:01:07,312 Until then, I've decided that we're both gonna be available to you from now on. 12 00:01:07,396 --> 00:01:09,439 But I would not call Paul after 8:00 p.m., 13 00:01:09,523 --> 00:01:12,818 because last time he answered the phone from his bathtub with Julie. 14 00:01:12,901 --> 00:01:14,278 How big is your tub? 15 00:01:15,195 --> 00:01:16,196 Not that big. 16 00:01:17,197 --> 00:01:18,323 My man. 17 00:01:18,407 --> 00:01:22,369 But as far as your treatment is concerned, I'm still in charge. 18 00:01:22,452 --> 00:01:26,456 Think of me as… as Santa, and Jimmy as… 19 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:30,752 Do not make me an elf, Paul. I'm so much bigger than you. 20 00:01:30,836 --> 00:01:32,212 You can be a reindeer. 21 00:01:32,296 --> 00:01:33,714 Not the fancy one with the red nose, 22 00:01:33,797 --> 00:01:36,633 but one of the randos in the back, like Fluffer. 23 00:01:36,717 --> 00:01:38,552 Fluffer's not a reindeer, Paul. 24 00:01:38,635 --> 00:01:40,846 Fluffer and reindeer are such different jobs. 25 00:01:40,929 --> 00:01:43,849 So, how am I supposed to deal with working with my dad every day 26 00:01:43,932 --> 00:01:45,267 until I figure this shit out? 27 00:01:45,767 --> 00:01:47,102 Just love him. 28 00:01:47,894 --> 00:01:49,271 Goodwill is everything. 29 00:01:49,354 --> 00:01:51,857 If you meet him with that when you're ready to talk, 30 00:01:53,108 --> 00:01:54,651 it'll come from a great place. 31 00:01:57,279 --> 00:01:58,181 Game's back. 32 00:01:58,196 --> 00:02:00,741 Unless Jimmy wants me to talk about my dad now. 33 00:02:00,824 --> 00:02:02,326 I'm guessing he wasn't much of a hugger. 34 00:02:02,409 --> 00:02:03,702 No, he wasn't. 35 00:02:03,785 --> 00:02:05,412 You two ever kiss on the lips? 36 00:02:06,997 --> 00:02:07,998 All the time. 37 00:02:12,127 --> 00:02:13,127 Oh, my God. 38 00:02:14,379 --> 00:02:15,379 - Hey. - Hi. 39 00:02:15,422 --> 00:02:18,342 Sorry I'm late. I was with my mom. She was in an accident but she's okay. 40 00:02:18,425 --> 00:02:20,719 She drove into a tow truck. Actually, onto a tow truck. 41 00:02:20,802 --> 00:02:21,705 The good news is, 42 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:24,181 the tow truck driver was able to take the car straight to the shop. 43 00:02:25,891 --> 00:02:26,892 All right. 44 00:02:27,809 --> 00:02:29,102 So… 45 00:02:29,186 --> 00:02:30,354 Do you know what's crazy? 46 00:02:30,437 --> 00:02:32,648 Now, my sister wants me to convince our blind-as-hell mom 47 00:02:32,731 --> 00:02:33,774 to get her eyes fixed. 48 00:02:33,857 --> 00:02:37,318 And it's like, dude, why is it always on me? 49 00:02:37,401 --> 00:02:40,572 I taught our mom how to use a smartphone. I got her into physical therapy. 50 00:02:40,656 --> 00:02:42,324 I got her out of Herbalife which was actually… 51 00:02:42,407 --> 00:02:46,745 I'm so sorry to interrupt, but has our time started? 52 00:02:47,329 --> 00:02:50,624 We got into a huge fight last night and I just kinda wanna get into it. 53 00:02:50,707 --> 00:02:52,876 My bad. This is your time. 54 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,295 Hit me. Okay, what was the fight about? 55 00:02:56,213 --> 00:03:00,008 Well, I always have gum when he wants it but… 56 00:03:02,177 --> 00:03:04,012 he never has gum when I want it. 57 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,724 I don't like things in my pockets and… 58 00:03:10,519 --> 00:03:11,519 Never mind. 59 00:03:12,437 --> 00:03:14,648 What, do you guys feel like shit now because your stuff is so trite? 60 00:03:14,731 --> 00:03:16,483 - Yeah, a little bit. - Yeah. 61 00:03:16,566 --> 00:03:19,736 Don't. You're paying me. So let's do this. 62 00:03:20,237 --> 00:03:22,281 Come on, guys. Shake it off. 63 00:03:22,364 --> 00:03:24,491 Mark, why don't you like stuff in your pockets? 64 00:03:26,201 --> 00:03:27,494 I am not her purse! 65 00:03:27,577 --> 00:03:31,248 My cell phone, my gum, my Invisalign case. That is not that many things. 66 00:03:31,331 --> 00:03:35,168 I'm sorry. Then we also have the sunglasses, the protein bars 67 00:03:35,252 --> 00:03:36,336 and the chargers. 68 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:37,587 Are you kidding me? 69 00:03:39,423 --> 00:03:40,841 Are you fucking kidding me? 70 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:43,635 - Hey. - I think the watercooler's broken. 71 00:03:43,719 --> 00:03:45,721 Yeah? What do you think is wrong with it? 72 00:03:45,804 --> 00:03:47,848 The compressor must've slipped and blocked the filter hinge. 73 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:50,809 - How the fuck would I know? - If you're having a crap day, 74 00:03:50,892 --> 00:03:53,020 we're drinking at Liz's later, if you wanna join us. 75 00:03:53,103 --> 00:03:54,479 Don't give me hopeful eyebrows. 76 00:03:54,563 --> 00:03:56,189 I can't control them. They're dreamers. 77 00:03:56,273 --> 00:03:59,568 Jimmy, please. I keep trying to find nice ways to tell you that I need space. 78 00:03:59,651 --> 00:04:01,528 The ball is in my court. 79 00:04:01,612 --> 00:04:03,363 You are ball-less. 80 00:04:03,447 --> 00:04:06,199 Well, that's not entirely true. They're sort of what got us here. 81 00:04:09,036 --> 00:04:10,704 - I just miss you. - Well, suck it. 82 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:15,626 Cowboy boots on a baby? 83 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:18,086 Is she already a stripper? 84 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:22,049 I'd know that judgmental tone anywhere. 85 00:04:22,132 --> 00:04:24,426 Mac? Oh, my God. Hi. 86 00:04:24,509 --> 00:04:26,011 Come here. Hey, there. 87 00:04:27,554 --> 00:04:29,806 Wow. You haven't aged a day. 88 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:30,891 That's a good start. 89 00:04:30,974 --> 00:04:33,518 And so skinny, you seem like you might be sick. 90 00:04:33,602 --> 00:04:35,062 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 91 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:37,564 So, what's it been? Twenty-five years? 92 00:04:37,648 --> 00:04:39,483 Tell me everything. What have you been up to? 93 00:04:40,275 --> 00:04:42,069 So many cool things. 94 00:04:42,569 --> 00:04:43,737 Having kids. 95 00:04:44,779 --> 00:04:45,781 Rocks. 96 00:04:45,863 --> 00:04:48,033 Are you still taking pictures? You were always so good at it. 97 00:04:48,116 --> 00:04:50,661 Yeah, I've actually been doing wildlife photography. 98 00:04:50,744 --> 00:04:53,246 - It's not a big deal. It's, you know… - Hello. 99 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:56,750 How did us getting wine and snacks together 100 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:59,544 turn into you handing me a list and me finding everything and paying for it? 101 00:04:59,628 --> 00:05:00,837 Because that's how I shop. 102 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:02,422 Then don't get mad at me if I got the wrong cheese. 103 00:05:02,506 --> 00:05:04,299 - Did you get the wrong cheese? - I got the wrong cheese. 104 00:05:05,092 --> 00:05:08,053 - Hey. I'm Jimmy. I'm Liz's errand boy. - Hey, I'm Mac. 105 00:05:08,136 --> 00:05:09,972 - Short for Macaulay? - No. 106 00:05:10,055 --> 00:05:11,223 Oh, bummer. 107 00:05:11,848 --> 00:05:13,058 How do you two know each other? 108 00:05:13,141 --> 00:05:14,768 - Old friends. - Sex. 109 00:05:14,851 --> 00:05:16,186 Two of my favorite things. 110 00:05:17,521 --> 00:05:20,065 Well, it was great to see you. 111 00:05:20,148 --> 00:05:21,483 You too, Lizzie. 112 00:05:24,903 --> 00:05:27,364 Don't say it. Don't say it. 113 00:05:30,826 --> 00:05:31,826 Lizzie. 114 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:34,538 I told you not to say it. 115 00:05:35,038 --> 00:05:38,834 I'm not being weird. I promise nothing is wrong. 116 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:40,836 Are you sure? 'Cause you can tell me anything. 117 00:05:40,919 --> 00:05:43,797 The only thing I can't handle is a liar, 'cause I don't do secrets. 118 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,590 - I'm in my honesty era. - Hey. 119 00:05:47,175 --> 00:05:49,136 Summer, is that my shirt? 120 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:50,887 I found it in a basket. 121 00:05:51,388 --> 00:05:54,182 I got glitter on it. My B, pimp. I'll go change. 122 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,268 - Thanks, Summer. - No problem. 123 00:05:56,935 --> 00:05:59,563 - Oh, my God. You hate her. - I don't hate her. 124 00:05:59,646 --> 00:06:02,566 I just hate everything she says and does. 125 00:06:02,649 --> 00:06:04,026 I love this for you. 126 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:05,777 I wish Gaby was here, 127 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:08,905 but thanks to Jimmy's sad and selfish penis, 128 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:10,741 she's once again not coming. 129 00:06:10,824 --> 00:06:12,743 My penis is neither of those things. 130 00:06:12,826 --> 00:06:15,329 It's optimistic and it always puts others first. 131 00:06:15,412 --> 00:06:16,913 So, your penis is like Elmo? 132 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:19,166 Same color. Much deeper voice though. 133 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:21,793 Tickle me. Tickle me. 134 00:06:21,877 --> 00:06:22,877 Stop. No, stop. Stop that. 135 00:06:22,919 --> 00:06:24,504 My dick sounds like André the Giant. 136 00:06:24,588 --> 00:06:27,382 Hello, lady. Anybody want a penis? 137 00:06:28,592 --> 00:06:30,594 Would anyone like some wrong cheese? 138 00:06:30,677 --> 00:06:32,804 I'll take some, Lizzie. 139 00:06:33,847 --> 00:06:35,223 We ran into this guy who calls her Lizzie. 140 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:40,187 You… you ran into Mac? 141 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:42,522 Were you gonna tell me? 142 00:06:43,106 --> 00:06:44,650 It was nothing. 143 00:06:44,733 --> 00:06:46,777 What? I don't know what's going on here. 144 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:50,280 - I didn't think anything bothered Derek. - No, I'm not jealous. 145 00:06:50,364 --> 00:06:53,241 I mean, I don't care about any of the people she slept with before me. 146 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:56,411 Not her college boyfriend, not Lenny Kravitz… 147 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:57,746 Really? 148 00:06:57,829 --> 00:06:59,164 Well, I mean, I thought he was Lenny Kravitz 149 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:01,833 and he didn't correct me for quite some time. 150 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:06,254 There's something about this Mac guy that just gets under my skin. 151 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,547 Here we go. 152 00:07:07,631 --> 00:07:10,592 If she asked him to run away with her, he wouldn't think twice. 153 00:07:10,676 --> 00:07:12,886 Gone. Poof. Puff of smoke. 154 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:16,848 - And it's so disrespectful, right? - Yeah. 155 00:07:16,932 --> 00:07:17,933 Right. 156 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:20,477 - Dude. - I'm sorry. 157 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,771 I'm really… Seriously, I'm sorry. 158 00:07:23,605 --> 00:07:25,816 - Hey, Dad. - Oh, good. You found your wallet. 159 00:07:25,899 --> 00:07:29,653 Yeah. Unfortunately, it still does not have a credit card inside of it. 160 00:07:29,736 --> 00:07:31,780 Can I borrow some money for some school stuff? 161 00:07:31,863 --> 00:07:32,849 What kinda school stuff? 162 00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:33,865 A smash burger. 163 00:07:33,949 --> 00:07:35,784 - That sounds about right. - Yeah. 164 00:07:35,867 --> 00:07:37,035 - Hey. - Hi. 165 00:07:37,995 --> 00:07:39,830 I'm sorry. I had to. 166 00:07:39,913 --> 00:07:41,999 - You had to… - You slut! 167 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:44,820 - How could you? - Shit! 168 00:07:44,835 --> 00:07:46,753 Hey, easy! 169 00:07:46,837 --> 00:07:47,879 My boob! 170 00:07:47,963 --> 00:07:50,215 Hey, Summer. Use your words. 171 00:07:50,299 --> 00:07:53,051 You said he looked like one of the little statue boys who pee in fountains 172 00:07:53,135 --> 00:07:54,594 and you fucked him anyway. 173 00:07:56,888 --> 00:07:58,015 Summer, hold up. 174 00:07:58,098 --> 00:07:59,141 Do not follow me! 175 00:07:59,725 --> 00:08:02,060 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 176 00:08:06,857 --> 00:08:08,775 Well, sad for Connor. 177 00:08:10,569 --> 00:08:11,653 Happy for me. 178 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:49,066 Hey. How's the boob? 179 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,192 It hurts. 180 00:08:51,193 --> 00:08:53,362 This is why I never fuck with redheads. 181 00:08:53,862 --> 00:08:55,364 My hands are covered in glitter. 182 00:08:57,616 --> 00:08:58,617 I deserved that. 183 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:00,994 I'm really such a piece of shit. 184 00:09:01,078 --> 00:09:02,579 Hey. Don't go there. 185 00:09:03,789 --> 00:09:05,498 I wanna start this conversation… 186 00:09:05,998 --> 00:09:08,417 by letting you know that I am a sex-positive dad. 187 00:09:08,502 --> 00:09:10,045 Gross. No, we're not doing that. 188 00:09:10,128 --> 00:09:11,296 Thank God. 189 00:09:12,631 --> 00:09:13,632 What do you think's going on? 190 00:09:13,715 --> 00:09:16,343 I mean, you never really seemed that interested in Connor. 191 00:09:17,386 --> 00:09:19,221 I don't wanna talk about it. 192 00:09:19,763 --> 00:09:20,763 Okay. 193 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:25,727 I did kinda feel like we were starting to get to the point 194 00:09:25,811 --> 00:09:27,312 where we could share anything. 195 00:09:27,396 --> 00:09:30,565 Do you really believe that or are you just trying to guilt me right now? 196 00:09:30,649 --> 00:09:31,900 Can it be both? 197 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:38,532 This is the part I normally storm away but I'm in pain. 198 00:09:38,615 --> 00:09:39,908 Do you want me to do it for you? 199 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,536 - Sure. - God, Dad. 200 00:09:48,542 --> 00:09:50,294 And you know, I would come home more 201 00:09:50,377 --> 00:09:52,462 if my sister wasn't always up my ass all the time. 202 00:09:52,546 --> 00:09:55,257 You know, former addicts are always just so judgy. It's like, shit. 203 00:09:55,757 --> 00:10:00,262 So, you grew up taking care of an addict and then you married one. 204 00:10:01,638 --> 00:10:02,639 Interesting. 205 00:10:02,723 --> 00:10:05,100 Cool observation, Paul. Definitely never thought of that. 206 00:10:05,183 --> 00:10:06,768 Look, I get the family shit. 207 00:10:06,852 --> 00:10:09,229 My daughter comes to town to give a speech 208 00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:13,942 and now she, my cardboard son-in-law and my ex-wife are in my home. 209 00:10:14,026 --> 00:10:17,237 I assume they plan on murdering me with small talk. 210 00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:20,449 What's your ex-wife like? Is she a hot piece of ass like Julie? 211 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,159 Nobody's as hot as Julie. 212 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:25,037 That's the correct answer, and I will report that back to my queen. 213 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,122 My man! She's so hot. 214 00:10:28,790 --> 00:10:30,459 Listen, I know you said you needed some space. 215 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,710 I don't mean to cross… 216 00:10:31,793 --> 00:10:34,171 could you just stop talking for just a second? 217 00:10:34,254 --> 00:10:36,048 - Why? - So I can leave. 218 00:10:36,632 --> 00:10:39,134 I am so bored with this shit. 219 00:10:39,217 --> 00:10:41,053 - Okay. - Everyone is. 220 00:10:42,596 --> 00:10:45,432 Who's everyone, Paul? It's just three of us who work here. 221 00:10:46,516 --> 00:10:48,602 Gaby, look, I need some help with Alice. 222 00:10:49,478 --> 00:10:50,729 I heard about that tit punch. 223 00:10:50,812 --> 00:10:53,482 That's crazy Connor has two hot girls fighting over him. 224 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,151 That poor little cherub has no idea he peaked at 19. 225 00:10:57,694 --> 00:11:00,113 I just wish I knew why Alice did it, you know? But she won't talk to me. 226 00:11:00,197 --> 00:11:01,406 Tell me you didn't guilt her. 227 00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:02,950 I don't guilt children. 228 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,118 I guilted her so bad. 229 00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:06,620 Why do you always have to make shit about you? 230 00:11:06,703 --> 00:11:08,330 You wanna be friends again? 231 00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:10,707 Real friends tell each other hard truths, so here you go. 232 00:11:10,791 --> 00:11:15,045 All Alice needs is to feel loved, and maybe take her out and cheer her up 233 00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:16,838 so she doesn't feel like the whole world is ending. 234 00:11:16,922 --> 00:11:18,924 You don't need to know why she bonked her best friend's boyfriend. 235 00:11:19,007 --> 00:11:19,952 She knows why she did it. 236 00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:22,260 Besides, nobody's hiring you to teach a master class 237 00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,179 on how to choose an appropriate fuck buddy. 238 00:11:25,806 --> 00:11:28,892 I know you're just being mean but that would be a super popular class. 239 00:11:33,021 --> 00:11:34,356 You didn't have to drive me. 240 00:11:34,439 --> 00:11:35,857 Are you kidding? I wanted to. 241 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,735 That's what you decided to wear on your first day of school? 242 00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:40,821 You look like a police sketch. 243 00:11:41,488 --> 00:11:43,490 I'm sure Summer already told everybody about what I did, 244 00:11:43,573 --> 00:11:45,659 so it's time to go be the school slut. 245 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,618 You know what? 246 00:11:47,953 --> 00:11:49,371 Put your seat belt back on. 247 00:11:49,454 --> 00:11:50,831 What? Why? 248 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:54,792 Okay. 249 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,927 A tattoo? Really? 250 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,388 You're turning 18 in a few weeks. 251 00:12:06,471 --> 00:12:08,307 I figure you're gonna get one whether I say yes or not. 252 00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:09,558 Definitely. 253 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,894 Though, I was gonna get it somewhere you'd never see. 254 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:16,231 For all I know, you did that already. 255 00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:20,068 You laughed way too hard at that. 256 00:12:21,778 --> 00:12:24,031 Here you go, grumpy. Eat something. 257 00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,034 Well, you must be a saint. 258 00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:30,746 The only thing I can think of worse than being in a relationship with Paul 259 00:12:30,829 --> 00:12:33,540 is being in a relationship with an old Paul. 260 00:12:33,624 --> 00:12:35,292 Luckily, he's afraid of me. 261 00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:36,918 Congrats. 262 00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:39,463 There he is. 263 00:12:42,924 --> 00:12:45,594 How cool is it that Susie and Julie are hitting it off? 264 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:46,845 So cool, Dave. 265 00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:50,265 Hope they talk about how I fuck. 266 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:55,395 - Right. Well… So, how are… - Get me a glass of red wine, will you? 267 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:57,731 Yep. Coming up. 268 00:12:57,814 --> 00:12:59,441 I'm lucky for every hour I get past sunset. 269 00:12:59,524 --> 00:13:01,026 Here's Kevin. 270 00:13:01,109 --> 00:13:02,277 Why does he call you Kevin? 271 00:13:02,361 --> 00:13:05,572 He's trying to keep me grounded, but it's not working. 272 00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:08,241 - Hello, beautiful Julie. - Brian. 273 00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:11,286 And you must be beautiful Susan. Charmed, I'm sure. 274 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:13,622 - I like him. - Yeah, he's very sparkly. 275 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,291 Sorry that I'm late. I was meeting someone. 276 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:19,002 And I got your all-caps email. 277 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:22,464 The answer is no, you can't sue your neighbor for hosting a drum circle. 278 00:13:22,547 --> 00:13:24,341 It's weekly, Kevin. 279 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:28,345 All right, everyone. Grab your cocktails. We're playing running charades. 280 00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:29,428 Dad, your favorite. 281 00:13:29,846 --> 00:13:32,557 - What's running charades? - How the fuck would I know? 282 00:13:32,641 --> 00:13:35,185 Listen. Before you play, I made the revisions to the family trust. 283 00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:38,689 - I just need Susan to sign this. - Susan. 284 00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:42,609 We probably should've done this back when Mason was born, 285 00:13:42,693 --> 00:13:46,697 but Paul was busy hiding from me for 20 years. 286 00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,574 - You're fun. - Thank you. 287 00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:51,702 - She's fun. - So fun. 288 00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:52,995 Yeah. Hey, Dave. 289 00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:54,621 So, what I was trying to tell you earlier… 290 00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:55,956 - No. - Nope. 291 00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:58,500 You gotta get me outta here. 292 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,794 No, no. Do not involve me in this. 293 00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:01,878 I won't. 294 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:06,883 Everyone, I'm sorry. I gotta go to Kevin's office and sign this thing. 295 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:09,553 There's some problem. He'll explain why. 296 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:11,763 I need Paul to sign this 297 00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:12,931 - in front of a notary… - Oh, man. 298 00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:14,933 …and the only guy I know can't walk, so we gotta go to him. 299 00:14:15,017 --> 00:14:16,518 It's a tragic story really. 300 00:14:16,601 --> 00:14:17,894 Jesus Christ. 301 00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:28,113 - Hi. - Is that Mac? 302 00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:29,823 Tell him I said hi. 303 00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:30,949 And Mac's a stupid name. 304 00:14:32,868 --> 00:14:34,119 How you doing? 305 00:14:34,202 --> 00:14:35,370 It's a total shit show here. 306 00:14:35,454 --> 00:14:36,622 Derek's torturing me 307 00:14:36,705 --> 00:14:39,041 and Connor's gone back into full whiny bitch mode. 308 00:14:39,124 --> 00:14:41,168 - Mom? - Yes, sweetheart? 309 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,544 Can I watch TV in your room? 310 00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:45,339 Of course. I love you so much. 311 00:14:45,422 --> 00:14:48,216 Oh, my God. What a puss. How are you? 312 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:50,969 Prepping for the worst, but you know, we got this. 313 00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:52,721 We are strong, Black women. 314 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,557 Okay. I'ma let you get away with that just this once. 315 00:14:55,641 --> 00:14:56,767 - Copy that. - Bye. 316 00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:01,647 You think 'cause you got that big-ass water bottle 317 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,482 that you better than everybody? 318 00:15:03,565 --> 00:15:05,275 Mind your own damn business, Mr. Bailey. 319 00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:06,401 Shit. 320 00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:07,778 You waiting on an invite 321 00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:09,947 or did you just forget this is your house since you never visit? 322 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:11,740 Dragging me from the front porch, huh? 323 00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:14,242 She porch-drag everybody. 324 00:15:14,326 --> 00:15:16,620 - Shut the fuck up, Mr. Bailey. - Yeah, be quiet, Mr. Bailey. 325 00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:17,788 - Damn. - Damn. 326 00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:19,706 Looking like a Splash Mountain operator. 327 00:15:20,958 --> 00:15:22,751 Dad, are you not gonna look? 328 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,087 No. But it sounds and smells amazing. 329 00:15:25,629 --> 00:15:26,629 Done. 330 00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:29,800 - What's "TL" stand for? - It's my mom's initials. 331 00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:32,636 Hey, what was the deal with Mom's tattoos? 332 00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:36,139 Was there any special meaning behind the skeleton on the skateboard? 333 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:37,766 There was, as a matter of fact. 334 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:41,103 It meant that she was very drunk that night, so… 335 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:44,189 You want some ink? Give you a buy one, get one. 336 00:15:44,272 --> 00:15:46,817 I don't think I'm really interested in a discount tattoo. 337 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,487 Dad, it would mean a lot to me if we both had Mom's initials tattooed. 338 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,989 Are you guilting me now? 339 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:53,572 Please? 340 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:55,867 Fuck. 341 00:15:59,913 --> 00:16:01,581 So, what was that back at your place? 342 00:16:01,665 --> 00:16:04,584 - No, thank you. - Oh, come on. You can talk to me. 343 00:16:05,127 --> 00:16:06,295 We're in the cone of silence. 344 00:16:08,088 --> 00:16:10,257 Did you ever cheat on one of your romantic partners? 345 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:13,051 Not sure how much you know about the gay community in California 346 00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:15,262 but we're very big on monogamy. 347 00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:18,682 Well, in the '60s it was the opposite. 348 00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:19,891 How about that? 349 00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:22,144 For the record, I've never cheated on Charlie. 350 00:16:22,227 --> 00:16:25,564 Susan and I got married so fucking young. 351 00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:29,610 And just when Meg came along, my career took off. 352 00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:34,197 Books, speaking tours, the whole deal. 353 00:16:35,657 --> 00:16:36,908 We grew apart. 354 00:16:37,743 --> 00:16:39,244 So you were a cliché. 355 00:16:39,328 --> 00:16:43,081 I'm not interested in your participation in my story. 356 00:16:43,165 --> 00:16:44,416 Yeah, right. 357 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:47,502 We had a big fight. Didn't speak for days. 358 00:16:48,211 --> 00:16:53,342 And then one morning, she calls my hotel room and says she's sorry 359 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:59,097 but what she doesn't know is that there's another woman in my bed. 360 00:16:59,681 --> 00:17:00,974 Gasp. 361 00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:02,836 Sorry. 362 00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:07,314 I admitted it and she took Meg away so fast. 363 00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:12,778 I was so full of shame that I didn't really fight back. 364 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:16,365 I have no idea why she wants to reconnect now. 365 00:17:16,448 --> 00:17:17,991 Why don't you just ask her? 366 00:17:18,075 --> 00:17:21,536 Because if it's got anything to do with the past, I'm not interested. 367 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,996 So you're scared? 368 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,456 I'm not scared. 369 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,000 I'm apprehensive. 370 00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:29,461 A solid synonym for scared. 371 00:17:33,882 --> 00:17:35,092 I love pain. 372 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:37,759 Okay. 373 00:17:39,721 --> 00:17:41,515 Drive me home now, Kevin. 374 00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:46,728 Dad. Dad. 375 00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:48,480 Dad. Dad. 376 00:17:48,563 --> 00:17:49,564 Dad. 377 00:17:50,691 --> 00:17:51,692 Is that one needle? 378 00:17:52,317 --> 00:17:54,486 That's one needle? That's one needle? Is that one needle? 379 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:58,115 Answer me! Is that one needle? I just wanna know how many needles it is. 380 00:17:59,616 --> 00:18:01,493 Her eyes have gotten so bad. 381 00:18:01,576 --> 00:18:03,328 She needs the cataract surgery. 382 00:18:03,412 --> 00:18:05,205 I'm afraid she gon' hurt herself. 383 00:18:05,706 --> 00:18:07,165 And she always got a tit out. 384 00:18:07,249 --> 00:18:09,209 I mean, Mom's tits have always been out. She's proud of 'em. 385 00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:11,628 And you know she's stubborn. She might not even listen to me. 386 00:18:11,712 --> 00:18:13,005 Oh, please. 387 00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:15,716 She's gonna be all, "Gaby, my baby angel. 388 00:18:15,799 --> 00:18:19,344 Are you tired? Why don't you lay your head on my loose titty?" 389 00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:20,428 Okay. 390 00:18:20,846 --> 00:18:23,974 - There's my baby angel. - Mama. 391 00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:27,352 - Oh, Mama. - It's so good to see you. 392 00:18:28,895 --> 00:18:30,981 You hair looks amazing. 393 00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:33,358 See, I told you her eyes aren't working. 394 00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:34,693 Oh, my God, be quiet. 395 00:18:35,736 --> 00:18:39,031 It's a 15-minute in-office procedure. What are you so afraid of? 396 00:18:39,114 --> 00:18:41,033 I know they cut open your eyeball. 397 00:18:41,116 --> 00:18:42,492 How else they gon' get in there? 398 00:18:42,576 --> 00:18:43,827 I don't want 'em in there. 399 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:44,896 Then you can't drive no more… 400 00:18:44,911 --> 00:18:46,538 - Okay. - Who are you talking… 401 00:18:46,622 --> 00:18:47,873 - Wait, wait. Mom. - You a danger to the road. 402 00:18:47,956 --> 00:18:48,859 What? 403 00:18:48,874 --> 00:18:52,669 Mom, can you please get the surgery? For me? 404 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:55,714 All right, fine. For you. 405 00:18:56,465 --> 00:19:00,093 But I don't want no eye patch though. I ain't no damn pirate. 406 00:19:01,595 --> 00:19:02,971 Okay, now you say "Thank you," 407 00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,139 and then I will say "You're welcome." 408 00:19:04,222 --> 00:19:05,390 Fuck you, Gaby. 409 00:19:06,224 --> 00:19:08,185 You are welcome. 410 00:19:13,065 --> 00:19:15,275 The shelter isn't using my dog pics. 411 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,570 They say it's easier to just take them on their phones and post them. 412 00:19:19,071 --> 00:19:20,364 Do you believe this shit? 413 00:19:21,448 --> 00:19:22,491 Okay. 414 00:19:22,574 --> 00:19:25,202 I know you love giving me the silent treatment, 415 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:29,748 but remember if it goes longer than two days I start to like it. 416 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:32,626 I'll talk to you this weekend. 417 00:19:33,293 --> 00:19:34,628 Goddamn, I just talked. 418 00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,506 Hey, Connor. 419 00:19:37,589 --> 00:19:39,299 I was thinking, with Summer, 420 00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:42,010 why don't you just be grateful for the amazing 421 00:19:42,094 --> 00:19:44,596 and emotional nine days you had together? 422 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,848 - Ten. - Even more meaningful. 423 00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:51,269 But you've got to go back to college in a positive headspace. 424 00:19:51,353 --> 00:19:53,105 I mean, the semester starts soon, yeah? 425 00:19:53,897 --> 00:19:55,399 Classes started last week. 426 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,610 I was having such a good time with Summer 427 00:19:58,694 --> 00:20:00,904 and now I feel like I have to stay so that I can fix this. 428 00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:02,197 Please don't be mad. 429 00:20:05,617 --> 00:20:06,520 I feel like you're mad. 430 00:20:06,535 --> 00:20:07,703 I'm not mad. 431 00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:09,578 I just need some air though. 432 00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,338 - Hey, Liz. - Oh, my God, he's everywhere. 433 00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:21,091 Check this out. I got matching tattoos with Alice. 434 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,260 That's Tia's initials. 435 00:20:23,343 --> 00:20:25,846 At first, I thought it might be tricky, you know, when I start dating again, 436 00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:27,806 to have another woman's initials on my arm, 437 00:20:27,889 --> 00:20:31,059 but then I realized it's a pretty cool way to tell someone my wife's dead. 438 00:20:31,143 --> 00:20:32,143 Not now, Jimmy. 439 00:20:32,686 --> 00:20:33,686 Everything okay? 440 00:20:34,438 --> 00:20:35,814 Earth to Lizzie. 441 00:20:35,897 --> 00:20:37,816 Lizzie, you okay? Lizzie. 442 00:20:37,899 --> 00:20:39,985 You can't help yourself, can you? 443 00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:43,363 Fine. Do you know where Alice got the idea for a tiny tattoo? 444 00:20:43,447 --> 00:20:46,700 From me. From my tiny tattoos. 445 00:20:46,783 --> 00:20:50,412 We came up with it back when I was raising her for you. 446 00:20:51,788 --> 00:20:53,248 And do you know what I just found out? 447 00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:56,043 Connor's school just started, but he's not there, 448 00:20:56,126 --> 00:21:00,255 because he's in my kitchen crying because your daughter slept with him 449 00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:02,424 and fucking exploded his life. 450 00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:04,635 - Oh, boy. - Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 451 00:21:04,718 --> 00:21:06,637 - I don't sound like that. - That's exactly how you sound. 452 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,305 Listen, Connor is the one who cheated. 453 00:21:08,388 --> 00:21:13,810 Do you really think there's a world where Connor gets to choose who he fucks? 454 00:21:14,394 --> 00:21:17,105 - No. - I feel like I'm losing it, Jimmy. 455 00:21:17,189 --> 00:21:21,193 And every time I feel that way, I can trace it back to one person. 456 00:21:21,276 --> 00:21:22,653 Yeah. You. 457 00:21:22,736 --> 00:21:26,073 And many, many thanks for bringing Sean into my life 458 00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:29,993 so I could start a business and find my purpose. 459 00:21:30,077 --> 00:21:31,078 "Find your purpose, Liz." 460 00:21:31,161 --> 00:21:35,499 Now, it's turned into a giant shit pie that I have to eat. 461 00:21:35,582 --> 00:21:39,169 - It's not my fault that you went… - I am not done yet. 462 00:21:39,252 --> 00:21:43,131 You totally fucked up our friend group with your needy penis. 463 00:21:43,215 --> 00:21:47,928 Maybe it's not sad or selfish, but it's so needy. 464 00:21:48,011 --> 00:21:49,221 - It's okay. - And then, 465 00:21:49,304 --> 00:21:51,682 you mess with Pam's construction crew. 466 00:21:51,765 --> 00:21:54,101 Now they're throwing bottles into our yards. 467 00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:58,438 And normally, Derek would help me through my meltdown, 468 00:21:58,522 --> 00:22:01,858 but thanks to you, he's not speaking to me, 469 00:22:01,942 --> 00:22:05,070 and for some reason, I don't like it this time. 470 00:22:05,153 --> 00:22:08,073 I apologized for that and you forgave me. 471 00:22:08,156 --> 00:22:10,617 You're unforgiven. You are fucking unforgiven. 472 00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:13,495 And you're the original unforgiver. 473 00:22:13,578 --> 00:22:16,290 But you don't care. You don't do anything about it. 474 00:22:16,373 --> 00:22:17,833 Like with Gaby. 475 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:19,459 I finally had a cool friend. 476 00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:22,754 I even bragged to all the people I hate about her, 477 00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:25,424 but because she doesn't come around here anymore, 478 00:22:25,507 --> 00:22:27,217 they don't believe she's real. 479 00:22:27,301 --> 00:22:29,845 And yes, I might've said she was 7' tall. 480 00:22:29,928 --> 00:22:32,222 But you drove her away and you've done nothing about it. 481 00:22:32,306 --> 00:22:34,349 You're just sitting around 482 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,643 waiting for someone to gallop in on their white horse 483 00:22:36,727 --> 00:22:39,146 and fix everything for you because that's what you fucking do. 484 00:22:39,229 --> 00:22:40,132 Right? Isn't it? 485 00:22:40,147 --> 00:22:41,606 Fuck you, Jimmy. 486 00:22:42,858 --> 00:22:44,359 This was a fun day. 487 00:22:46,528 --> 00:22:49,698 If you go the adoption route, I have a few questions. 488 00:22:49,781 --> 00:22:52,576 And remember, there are no wrong answers. 489 00:22:52,659 --> 00:22:55,120 Okay, first up, any racial preferences? 490 00:22:55,203 --> 00:22:56,830 What's Pedro Pascal? 491 00:22:56,913 --> 00:22:58,832 Maybe there are some wrong answers. 492 00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:00,751 Okay, next question. 493 00:23:00,834 --> 00:23:04,296 Would you be willing to consider a child with a medical condition 494 00:23:04,379 --> 00:23:06,173 who may require extra care? 495 00:23:06,256 --> 00:23:07,966 Of course. 496 00:23:08,050 --> 00:23:09,176 No. 497 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,802 I can see you. 498 00:23:10,886 --> 00:23:14,556 You can just say no. Lots of bad people say no. 499 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,640 I have a question. 500 00:23:17,267 --> 00:23:18,852 What if this baby doesn't take to me? 501 00:23:20,437 --> 00:23:21,423 Can we send it back? 502 00:23:21,438 --> 00:23:26,318 Well, there are no returns, but there is a 30-day exchange policy. 503 00:23:26,401 --> 00:23:28,612 - Really? - No. It's a baby. 504 00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:31,073 Is this how it's going to be? 505 00:23:31,156 --> 00:23:32,366 You'll get used to it. 506 00:23:33,325 --> 00:23:35,327 I don't think I will. 507 00:23:37,871 --> 00:23:42,000 So, let me see. You embarrassed yourself by being yourself? 508 00:23:42,084 --> 00:23:43,627 How is that my fault? 509 00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:45,045 Because, thanks to you, 510 00:23:45,128 --> 00:23:47,673 I'm freaking out that I'm gonna end up with an estranged daughter 511 00:23:47,756 --> 00:23:49,508 and an ex who won't speak to me. 512 00:23:50,509 --> 00:23:51,760 Just talk to your ex. 513 00:23:51,843 --> 00:23:53,804 You don't even know why she's here. 514 00:23:53,887 --> 00:23:56,473 Maybe she found a painting worth a billion dollars and you get half. 515 00:23:56,556 --> 00:23:57,975 It could be fun news. 516 00:24:02,437 --> 00:24:03,480 Susan. 517 00:24:05,065 --> 00:24:06,483 Why are you here? 518 00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:09,987 I had a friend who recently got diagnosed with Parkinson's. 519 00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:11,446 She died a few months later. 520 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:14,866 And I felt like you and I should talk again before you die. 521 00:24:20,580 --> 00:24:21,581 You were right. 522 00:24:22,749 --> 00:24:24,042 Fun news. 523 00:24:24,126 --> 00:24:25,961 I like it. Why don't you brainstorm on it 524 00:24:26,044 --> 00:24:29,673 and then we will actually get more into that next week. 525 00:24:29,756 --> 00:24:31,425 Sounds good. Thanks, Professor Evans. 526 00:24:31,508 --> 00:24:32,968 All right. Bye. 527 00:24:34,011 --> 00:24:35,637 Professor Evans? 528 00:24:35,721 --> 00:24:39,975 Okay. Well, can you please go pick up Mom from her surgery on Monday? 529 00:24:40,058 --> 00:24:41,852 I'd super appreciate it. Thank you. 530 00:24:41,935 --> 00:24:44,771 No, I can't, actually, because I have clients all day 531 00:24:44,855 --> 00:24:46,148 and then I have class… 532 00:24:46,231 --> 00:24:47,858 Why? What are you doing? 533 00:24:47,941 --> 00:24:49,401 I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to have a life? 534 00:24:49,484 --> 00:24:51,236 Come on. This is why you live here. 535 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,324 No, I live here to wait on Mom and drive her back and forth to dialysis. 536 00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:57,367 You know what it's like to take care of somebody 24-7? 537 00:24:57,451 --> 00:24:59,745 I do actually, because growing up I did it. 538 00:24:59,828 --> 00:25:00,912 We all did. 539 00:25:00,996 --> 00:25:03,040 Do you know how many sacrifices I had to make for you? 540 00:25:03,123 --> 00:25:05,167 Do you know how many school dances I missed out on, 541 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:07,419 because we were getting you in and out of rehab? 542 00:25:07,502 --> 00:25:08,962 I could've ground on so many dudes. 543 00:25:09,046 --> 00:25:10,839 - You did fine. - Whatever. 544 00:25:10,922 --> 00:25:13,967 Spare me the pity party, all right. It's your turn to come through. 545 00:25:14,051 --> 00:25:16,011 I know I spent the past couple years taking care of Mom 546 00:25:16,094 --> 00:25:17,179 because that's my penance. 547 00:25:17,262 --> 00:25:19,014 I put everyone through hell. 548 00:25:19,097 --> 00:25:22,392 I just didn't think I'd have to spend the rest of my life paying for it 549 00:25:22,476 --> 00:25:25,520 while you get to go out there and just live yours. 550 00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:31,360 Nothing else to say? I thought people paid you to talk. 551 00:25:34,363 --> 00:25:35,864 Actually they pay me to listen. 552 00:25:39,326 --> 00:25:44,164 I have been avoiding you because I'm a coward. 553 00:25:44,247 --> 00:25:46,083 Not how I would've phrased it. 554 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:47,417 What would you say? 555 00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:48,919 Little baby chicken bitch. 556 00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:51,630 It's better. 557 00:25:52,631 --> 00:25:56,218 To be honest with you, I thought you were coming out here to make me feel guilty. 558 00:25:57,094 --> 00:25:59,221 But if I practice what I preach, 559 00:26:00,389 --> 00:26:03,350 I really should have met you with more goodwill. 560 00:26:04,393 --> 00:26:05,936 Great call on these pliers, Dad. 561 00:26:06,019 --> 00:26:07,854 Yeah. Perfect for deveining shrimp. 562 00:26:07,938 --> 00:26:11,441 Yeah. And there's no one I'd rather devein shrimp with than you. 563 00:26:11,942 --> 00:26:13,318 Okay. 564 00:26:16,154 --> 00:26:18,365 Look, I want to talk to you about something. 565 00:26:19,491 --> 00:26:20,867 I followed you home the other night. 566 00:26:21,618 --> 00:26:24,579 - I saw you live with your therapist. - Yeah. 567 00:26:24,663 --> 00:26:28,583 What's really going on? I'm not mad, I just want it to make sense. 568 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:33,130 I want us to be able to be around each other 569 00:26:33,213 --> 00:26:34,298 while we still can. 570 00:26:34,923 --> 00:26:37,175 Remember Meg's boring school plays? 571 00:26:37,259 --> 00:26:40,804 We used to pass around that flask and play pick-and-sip. 572 00:26:40,887 --> 00:26:44,141 Every time a kid picked his nose, we'd take a drink. 573 00:26:45,017 --> 00:26:47,269 Nasty little fuckers got us hammered. 574 00:26:49,104 --> 00:26:52,608 How did we get here? Why can't we be around each other at all? 575 00:26:53,483 --> 00:26:54,860 Because I cheated. 576 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,405 And I fucked it all up. 577 00:26:59,323 --> 00:27:04,578 I couldn't forgive myself, so how could you forgive me? 578 00:27:04,661 --> 00:27:06,913 Paul, you're forgiven. 579 00:27:08,373 --> 00:27:10,792 Jesus, I forgave you a long time ago. 580 00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:12,252 You could've told me. 581 00:27:12,336 --> 00:27:13,754 Where would be the fun in that? 582 00:27:15,422 --> 00:27:18,717 Yeah, you were an asshole, but I resented your success. 583 00:27:19,635 --> 00:27:21,261 And I know I made things harder for you. 584 00:27:23,722 --> 00:27:24,806 Everyone okay out here? 585 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:25,974 We're all good. 586 00:27:26,058 --> 00:27:27,142 Talking. 587 00:27:27,976 --> 00:27:29,019 This is good. 588 00:27:30,812 --> 00:27:33,899 Still, no matter what we did to each other, 589 00:27:34,524 --> 00:27:35,859 we made Meg. 590 00:27:35,943 --> 00:27:37,778 And she's perfect. 591 00:27:38,654 --> 00:27:39,738 Yeah, she is. 592 00:27:39,821 --> 00:27:42,658 And now Mason. Can you believe how lucky we are? 593 00:27:44,701 --> 00:27:46,244 What about Dave? 594 00:27:50,332 --> 00:27:51,833 I didn't mention him, did I? 595 00:27:51,917 --> 00:27:55,629 Susan, thank you for this. 596 00:27:56,755 --> 00:27:57,756 And them. 597 00:27:58,465 --> 00:28:02,886 When you're connected by so much family and love, 598 00:28:02,970 --> 00:28:05,180 forgiveness is the easy part. 599 00:28:05,263 --> 00:28:09,393 So, I asked for your help and maybe I didn't do it right but… 600 00:28:10,102 --> 00:28:14,481 I guess it felt like you let me down and I didn't know how to tell you. 601 00:28:14,564 --> 00:28:15,983 Maybe I didn't wanna tell you. 602 00:28:21,947 --> 00:28:23,156 I knew this shit would happen. 603 00:28:23,949 --> 00:28:25,575 Fucking therapists. 604 00:28:26,326 --> 00:28:28,370 Always telling you to blame the parents. 605 00:28:28,453 --> 00:28:29,788 Nobody told me to blame you. 606 00:28:29,871 --> 00:28:31,248 Now, what was the worst thing I did? 607 00:28:31,331 --> 00:28:33,750 Was it the 23 years of loving you no matter what? 608 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:37,296 Was it draining my savings to hang with you in this fucking truck 609 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:40,090 even though I have a full-time job? 610 00:28:40,173 --> 00:28:42,092 Tell me what I did to let you down. 611 00:28:42,968 --> 00:28:43,968 Tell me. 612 00:28:44,886 --> 00:28:45,831 Exactly. 613 00:28:45,846 --> 00:28:48,390 Save the bullshit for someone else. 614 00:29:01,486 --> 00:29:02,863 Jimmy, what the hell are you doing here? 615 00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:05,991 Just so you know my intentions are pure. 616 00:29:07,284 --> 00:29:08,327 What the fuck, dude? 617 00:29:09,328 --> 00:29:12,539 Shit! That is a mistake. I thought I was wearing black underwear. 618 00:29:12,623 --> 00:29:15,542 Look, I'm here because I feel like you might need some support. 619 00:29:16,251 --> 00:29:18,920 And for whatever reason, your mom and your sister seem to really like me. 620 00:29:19,004 --> 00:29:20,922 That's 'cause I used to tell them you were fucking awesome. 621 00:29:21,965 --> 00:29:24,343 I'm not doing a very good job at giving you your space. 622 00:29:25,677 --> 00:29:27,054 And I will be better about that. 623 00:29:28,472 --> 00:29:32,184 If now's not a good time, I totally get it and I'll split. 624 00:29:41,818 --> 00:29:42,986 You coming inside or what? 625 00:29:46,239 --> 00:29:47,991 And then Courtney has the nerve to call me out 626 00:29:48,075 --> 00:29:49,743 like I'm holding her hostage or some shit. 627 00:29:49,826 --> 00:29:50,953 Can you believe that? 628 00:29:54,665 --> 00:29:55,665 What's happening? 629 00:29:55,707 --> 00:29:58,251 I drove over here to be supportive of you, 630 00:29:58,961 --> 00:30:02,339 but then you also said that friends tell each other hard truths. 631 00:30:02,422 --> 00:30:04,091 This is awful. Can I take a quick shower? 632 00:30:04,174 --> 00:30:05,174 No. Spit it out. 633 00:30:05,217 --> 00:30:07,260 - Your sister's right, Gaby. - Oh, my God. Fuck off. 634 00:30:07,344 --> 00:30:09,680 Come on, she is. She's right. You know it. 635 00:30:11,181 --> 00:30:12,182 Goddamn it. 636 00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:15,143 Sorry. 637 00:30:16,728 --> 00:30:18,230 Do you want me to split now? 638 00:30:18,313 --> 00:30:19,398 Nice try. 639 00:30:19,481 --> 00:30:21,608 Dinner's gonna suck balls, so you're staying. 640 00:30:21,692 --> 00:30:23,902 - Do they know we slept together? - No. 641 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:26,238 Then I got my icebreaker. 642 00:30:27,406 --> 00:30:28,407 You're stupid. 643 00:30:34,997 --> 00:30:36,331 - Hey. - Hey. 644 00:30:36,415 --> 00:30:39,418 I DoorDashed you tacos, but they brought me the wrong order, 645 00:30:39,501 --> 00:30:46,258 so here is CVS-brand Robitussin and those acne nose pore strips. 646 00:30:46,883 --> 00:30:48,844 Actually sounds like a fun night. 647 00:30:51,138 --> 00:30:52,973 I'm really sorry for messing everything up. 648 00:30:53,056 --> 00:30:56,059 You hurt Connor, and I love him more than anyone in the world. 649 00:30:57,019 --> 00:30:59,438 But I love you second best. 650 00:30:59,521 --> 00:31:00,731 You have two other sons. 651 00:31:00,814 --> 00:31:01,940 I said what I said. 652 00:31:02,899 --> 00:31:04,818 You and me, we're gonna be good, right? 653 00:31:05,694 --> 00:31:08,071 You've got a rock. I just need a little time. 654 00:31:08,155 --> 00:31:09,156 Okay. 655 00:31:11,658 --> 00:31:13,660 - Was that enough time? - Almost. 656 00:31:14,661 --> 00:31:18,123 As you can see, we can improve photovoltaic absorption 657 00:31:18,206 --> 00:31:23,462 with semi-conductor materials, fine-tuned for specific spectral ranges. 658 00:31:24,004 --> 00:31:25,505 I should mention these… 659 00:31:51,907 --> 00:31:53,533 - Come on. - Yeah, child. 660 00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:54,618 I put a little sugar in it too. 661 00:31:54,701 --> 00:31:56,578 - The sure is Gouda. - Get your elbow off the table, baby. 662 00:31:56,662 --> 00:31:58,664 - Yeah. Get your elbow… - Oh, Lord have mercy… 663 00:31:58,747 --> 00:32:01,041 They picked up the trash cans this morning. 664 00:32:01,124 --> 00:32:03,001 Why are your garbage cans still on the street? 665 00:32:03,585 --> 00:32:05,045 Why the hell are you in our lawn? 666 00:32:05,128 --> 00:32:06,463 We're not doing this with you, Mr. Bailey. 667 00:32:06,546 --> 00:32:07,714 You're a garbage can. 668 00:32:07,798 --> 00:32:09,341 Yeah. Screw you, Mr. Bailey. 669 00:32:09,424 --> 00:32:10,425 You don't do that. 670 00:32:10,509 --> 00:32:11,510 You show that man some respect. 671 00:32:11,593 --> 00:32:13,428 He's a veteran. Apologize to him. 672 00:32:13,512 --> 00:32:14,513 Yes, ma'am. 673 00:32:16,598 --> 00:32:17,641 I'm sorry, sir. 674 00:32:18,850 --> 00:32:19,935 Thank you for your service. 675 00:32:20,018 --> 00:32:21,144 There. Good. 676 00:32:22,646 --> 00:32:25,065 Now, get on out of here. Crazy person. 677 00:32:45,502 --> 00:32:48,005 That motherfucker. Yeah. 678 00:32:49,715 --> 00:32:50,882 What the fuck? 679 00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:52,384 You forgot that. 680 00:32:53,302 --> 00:32:55,846 Don't take another step unless you wanna get your ass beat. 681 00:33:01,101 --> 00:33:02,102 Big mistake. 682 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,778 - You really want this? Come get it. - Okay. Here he comes.