1 00:00:01,205 --> 00:00:03,124 Bri, you look so pretty. You're glowing. 2 00:00:03,207 --> 00:00:04,291 Of course I'm glowing. 3 00:00:04,375 --> 00:00:07,378 I put on my glowy sunscreen because you said we were going to the beach. 4 00:00:07,461 --> 00:00:09,630 Okay, well, we're in Long Beach, that counts. 5 00:00:09,713 --> 00:00:12,091 You know having my mom move in with me is really hard, all right? 6 00:00:12,174 --> 00:00:13,676 - I need some support from my broskies. - I know. 7 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:15,719 I know you're stressed out, but look at it this way, 8 00:00:15,803 --> 00:00:17,805 at least you'll finally get good at having sex quietly. 9 00:00:17,888 --> 00:00:19,223 I don't know how to take that. 10 00:00:19,306 --> 00:00:21,058 - Here ya go. - Mrs. Evans, 11 00:00:21,142 --> 00:00:23,227 - you're a churchgoing woman, right? - Yes. 12 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:26,897 If I tell you I'm a homosexual, may I be excused? 13 00:00:26,981 --> 00:00:29,024 - Nice try, bitch. - Language. 14 00:00:29,108 --> 00:00:31,068 Gabitha! I'm shocked. 15 00:00:31,152 --> 00:00:33,279 And, baby, you gonna be in charge of my clothes. 16 00:00:34,028 --> 00:00:35,015 All right. 17 00:00:35,030 --> 00:00:36,657 Kind of a stereotype. 18 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:38,033 Son of a bitch. 19 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:41,912 What's with the shaky leg? 20 00:00:42,496 --> 00:00:44,165 Or are you mocking me? 21 00:00:44,748 --> 00:00:47,501 I'm just trying to get the courage to say something. 22 00:00:48,127 --> 00:00:49,378 Sounds juicy. 23 00:00:49,462 --> 00:00:53,048 Well, let me know when you're ready to stop being a chickenshit. 24 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,093 Okay. 25 00:00:56,177 --> 00:00:59,722 You once said that I could either let my grief drown me, 26 00:00:59,805 --> 00:01:01,182 or I could come out the other side. 27 00:01:01,265 --> 00:01:02,349 Yeah. 28 00:01:02,892 --> 00:01:06,020 And I'm not fully out yet, but I can see the light. 29 00:01:08,022 --> 00:01:09,732 I think I'm done with therapy. 30 00:01:09,815 --> 00:01:11,400 And I know what you're gonna say. 31 00:01:11,484 --> 00:01:13,903 "No one is ever done with therapy." 32 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:16,614 Because, yes, you sound like Batman. 33 00:01:16,697 --> 00:01:20,159 I do that on purpose. It's called gravitas. 34 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:25,956 I'm just thinking it's time for me to start doing this on my own, 35 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:28,000 at least for a little while. 36 00:01:30,711 --> 00:01:31,711 Are you mad? 37 00:01:33,339 --> 00:01:34,340 No. 38 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:38,928 In fact, I'm deeply proud. 39 00:01:39,512 --> 00:01:43,307 And if you ever feel you need me, I'll be here for you. 40 00:01:43,891 --> 00:01:44,891 I know. 41 00:01:47,228 --> 00:01:48,270 And, Paul… 42 00:01:48,354 --> 00:01:49,772 You're welcome. 43 00:01:58,197 --> 00:02:01,909 What, you thought you were gonna get away with not paying for your last session? 44 00:02:01,992 --> 00:02:03,244 Please. 45 00:02:06,831 --> 00:02:08,082 The good stuff. 46 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,002 Shit. 47 00:02:12,503 --> 00:02:13,712 Who died? 48 00:02:14,588 --> 00:02:18,551 You don't get to make jokes like that around people of my age. 49 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:34,775 I'll never forget so many things about my husband. 50 00:02:36,819 --> 00:02:40,823 And when Elliot loved you, 51 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:45,202 you just never had to doubt it, even for a second. 52 00:02:46,704 --> 00:02:49,331 And that's how I'll remember him. 53 00:02:49,832 --> 00:02:51,417 Thank you all for coming. 54 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,628 At least you two don't have to sneak around anymore. 55 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,965 I was trying to lighten the mood. 56 00:02:58,048 --> 00:03:01,552 When you're gonna do that at a funeral, it should be funny. 57 00:03:01,635 --> 00:03:03,971 I thought that was pretty solid material, Paul. 58 00:03:05,681 --> 00:03:07,141 Thank you for coming with me. 59 00:03:07,224 --> 00:03:08,267 Of course. 60 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:11,353 I wouldn't miss your boss's girlfriend's husband's funeral. 61 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:15,441 Can you believe how hot Julie looks in black? 62 00:03:15,941 --> 00:03:18,652 - I want that white lady bad. - I'd watch that. 63 00:03:18,736 --> 00:03:20,404 - Hey. - Jesus Christ. 64 00:03:20,488 --> 00:03:22,782 At least those two don't have to sneak around anymore, right? 65 00:03:23,991 --> 00:03:24,935 See that, Paul? 66 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,744 Paul. Funny. 67 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:30,289 - What's funny? - I don't know. 68 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:32,583 Okay. 69 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,586 Hope it's not weird, you know, us hanging out, 70 00:03:35,669 --> 00:03:38,756 since I was the last guy who she was with. 71 00:03:39,507 --> 00:03:41,092 No, it doesn't bother me. 72 00:03:41,884 --> 00:03:42,884 It's okay if it does. 73 00:03:43,636 --> 00:03:44,970 It doesn't, but thanks. 74 00:03:45,054 --> 00:03:46,039 - Cool. - Cool. 75 00:03:46,054 --> 00:03:47,681 - Cool, cool, cool. - Cool, c-cool, cool. 76 00:03:47,765 --> 00:03:48,849 Really? 77 00:03:48,933 --> 00:03:50,351 This is making me sad. 78 00:03:50,976 --> 00:03:51,879 I get it. 79 00:03:51,894 --> 00:03:55,022 - Hey, thanks for coming. You too, Brian. - Course. 80 00:03:55,106 --> 00:03:58,609 Don't thank him. He skipped the service. He just came for the food. 81 00:03:58,692 --> 00:04:00,486 - Jealous? - Yes. 82 00:04:00,569 --> 00:04:03,447 Also, I wanna let you know since the house is already sold, 83 00:04:03,531 --> 00:04:05,157 you can go ahead and put those funds into a trust 84 00:04:05,241 --> 00:04:06,909 - for Elliot's daughter and grandkids. - Thank you. 85 00:04:06,992 --> 00:04:08,536 I know that's what he would've wanted. 86 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:10,496 You sold the house? Where are you gonna live now? 87 00:04:10,579 --> 00:04:15,042 She's gonna crash with me for a couple days until she figures something out. 88 00:04:15,126 --> 00:04:16,585 Well, thanks again, pal. 89 00:04:17,336 --> 00:04:18,879 - Yeah. - All right. 90 00:04:19,547 --> 00:04:21,632 - Wow. - She's gonna crash with you 91 00:04:21,715 --> 00:04:23,050 - for a few days? - A few days? 92 00:04:23,134 --> 00:04:25,719 - That's some cold-ass shit, Paul. - I am shaken to my core. 93 00:04:25,803 --> 00:04:28,472 - That was, like, so disturbing. - Haunting. 94 00:04:28,556 --> 00:04:30,683 What we're doing right now is working. 95 00:04:30,766 --> 00:04:34,353 Don't forget I haven't lived with another human being for 30… 96 00:04:34,437 --> 00:04:36,730 What are you doing? …thirty years. What is that? 97 00:04:36,814 --> 00:04:39,442 It's a big flapping pussy 'cause that's what you're being right now. 98 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:41,485 Flap, flap, flap, flappity, flap, flap, Paul. 99 00:04:41,569 --> 00:04:42,820 That's also haunting. 100 00:04:42,903 --> 00:04:45,614 - I bet. Check this out. - Don't bring it over to me. 101 00:04:45,698 --> 00:04:47,116 - I don't want that. I don't want… - Hey. Hey. 102 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,199 We're at a funeral. 103 00:05:24,153 --> 00:05:28,032 When Alice turns 18, you will be an adult who has an adult. 104 00:05:28,115 --> 00:05:29,700 How is this blowing your mind? 105 00:05:29,784 --> 00:05:31,452 Your dad has an adult. 106 00:05:32,828 --> 00:05:33,954 Holy shit. 107 00:05:34,038 --> 00:05:36,165 You guys talking about my birthday? What are you getting me? 108 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,875 I'm baking you a cake. 109 00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:39,668 Would you like chocolate or yellow? 110 00:05:39,752 --> 00:05:41,879 Surprise me, but yellow. 111 00:05:43,005 --> 00:05:44,131 I know what you should get me. 112 00:05:44,215 --> 00:05:45,925 Come on, Dad. It's just a car. 113 00:05:46,008 --> 00:05:48,803 "Just a car." I love white family dynamics. 114 00:05:48,886 --> 00:05:51,597 Look, I'm sorry, kid. My insurance would go through the roof. 115 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,015 Okay. 116 00:05:53,099 --> 00:05:54,308 Well, it was worth a shot. 117 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,978 - Would you give it one more think? - Nope. 118 00:05:58,062 --> 00:05:59,063 What if I paid for gas? 119 00:05:59,146 --> 00:06:00,146 With what? 120 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:03,609 - It's egregious to me, honestly. - No, it's horrible. 121 00:06:03,692 --> 00:06:04,944 Get Alice a fucking car. 122 00:06:05,027 --> 00:06:06,362 I know how much you make, cheapo. 123 00:06:06,445 --> 00:06:07,613 You're a narc, Sean! 124 00:06:07,696 --> 00:06:08,696 I'm fine with it. 125 00:06:10,116 --> 00:06:12,201 All right, fembots, disengage. 126 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:13,494 I'm getting Alice a car. 127 00:06:13,577 --> 00:06:15,913 I just told her no so I could surprise her. 128 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:17,832 That's sweet. Okay, I like you again. 129 00:06:17,915 --> 00:06:19,542 I haven't decided yet. 130 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,877 Her last birthday sucked. That's on me. 131 00:06:21,961 --> 00:06:23,921 Yeah, when you knocked on my door, drunk, 132 00:06:24,004 --> 00:06:26,257 asking if you could borrow a birthday cake? 133 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,676 - I remember what I did, Liz. - Do you? 134 00:06:28,759 --> 00:06:29,802 Well, not all of it. 135 00:06:30,469 --> 00:06:32,346 It's probably healthy for me to have some secrets from myself. 136 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:34,765 Look, she's always been obsessed with the yellow MINI Cooper 137 00:06:34,849 --> 00:06:37,685 her mom had in college, so I'm looking for one of those. 138 00:06:37,768 --> 00:06:39,395 I'm back on your team. 139 00:06:39,478 --> 00:06:40,381 But when's the party? 140 00:06:40,396 --> 00:06:41,897 She has her own plans, Liz. 141 00:06:41,981 --> 00:06:44,692 She doesn't wanna celebrate her 18th birthday with her dad and his friends. 142 00:06:44,775 --> 00:06:47,278 - Who cares what she wants? She owes us. - That shit is… 143 00:06:47,361 --> 00:06:49,530 - It is not for her. It's for us. - No. We're getting one. 144 00:06:49,613 --> 00:06:50,614 - We're getting one. - Okay. 145 00:06:50,698 --> 00:06:53,033 - We getting one for damn sure. - Yeah. For damn sure. 146 00:06:53,117 --> 00:06:54,410 For damn sure. 147 00:06:55,119 --> 00:06:56,370 Okay. 148 00:06:56,454 --> 00:06:58,080 - We gotta plan this party. - All right. 149 00:06:58,747 --> 00:07:01,459 - Derek. Derek coming through. - Derek! 150 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,461 - Hey, Jorge. - Hey. Yeah, what can I get ya? 151 00:07:03,544 --> 00:07:05,212 Sorry. I'm Derek. 152 00:07:05,296 --> 00:07:06,714 - I'll have the usual. - All right. 153 00:07:06,797 --> 00:07:09,467 I'm just trying to decide if I want one or two. 154 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:12,094 Get two, babe. You're my big, hungry guy. 155 00:07:12,178 --> 00:07:13,080 - Really? - Yeah. 156 00:07:13,095 --> 00:07:14,095 You heard the lady. 157 00:07:14,138 --> 00:07:15,973 Relax, I'll go bring it to you. 158 00:07:16,056 --> 00:07:17,057 Okay. 159 00:07:19,977 --> 00:07:20,977 Thank you. 160 00:07:22,396 --> 00:07:24,273 Hey, what the hell was that? 161 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,900 Not looking for input. 162 00:07:25,983 --> 00:07:28,194 Hello. Not sure why he just got to cut the line. 163 00:07:29,278 --> 00:07:31,280 Excuse me, chunky necklace. 164 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,240 Nobody asked you. 165 00:07:33,324 --> 00:07:35,951 But thank you so much for policing the line. 166 00:07:36,035 --> 00:07:38,704 You're doing such a great job. 167 00:07:38,788 --> 00:07:40,748 Really. Really. A-plus. 168 00:07:41,749 --> 00:07:43,000 Wow. 169 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,585 Whatever you want is on me. 170 00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:46,962 All right, young lady. Let's get down to business. 171 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:49,924 Obviously, your upcoming birthday means a lot 172 00:07:50,007 --> 00:07:51,592 - to both Liz and I… - Liz and me. 173 00:07:51,675 --> 00:07:53,385 We said we were gonna be on the same page today. 174 00:07:53,469 --> 00:07:54,720 - Just say it properly. - All right. 175 00:07:54,804 --> 00:07:57,640 Obviously, your upcoming birthday means a lot to Liz and me. 176 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:58,766 Thank you. 177 00:07:58,849 --> 00:08:02,644 We just wanna start by saying that we love you. 178 00:08:02,728 --> 00:08:04,730 - We're coming with an aggressive offer. - Yes we are. 179 00:08:04,814 --> 00:08:09,944 Full sit-down dinner, cake and presents after, cocktail attire, 180 00:08:10,027 --> 00:08:11,027 7:00 to 10:30. 181 00:08:11,528 --> 00:08:15,449 I'm gonna counter with standing in the kitchen eating cake 182 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:16,617 in sweats, 183 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,244 no presents being opened, 184 00:08:18,327 --> 00:08:19,745 4:30 to 4:35. 185 00:08:19,829 --> 00:08:20,829 Well, that's bullshit. 186 00:08:20,871 --> 00:08:22,039 - You calm down. - That's fucking bullshit. 187 00:08:22,123 --> 00:08:24,083 I know it's bullshit. She playing right now. 188 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,292 We anticipated this. 189 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:26,627 I'm gonna hit you with a counteroffer. 190 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:30,714 One hour cake, smart casual, and you open Liz and my presents only. 191 00:08:30,798 --> 00:08:32,049 Mention the pregaming. 192 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:34,093 We also want 20 minutes with you while you're getting ready. 193 00:08:34,176 --> 00:08:37,054 You try on an outfit of our choosing while we give you advice on being a woman. 194 00:08:37,138 --> 00:08:41,475 And you ask us to go out with you and your friends after, 195 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,727 but you have to act like you mean it 196 00:08:43,811 --> 00:08:46,480 and be really disappointed when we politely decline. 197 00:08:46,564 --> 00:08:47,565 Okay. 198 00:08:48,691 --> 00:08:51,944 Brief pregame, 45-minute party and we have a deal. 199 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:54,155 - What do you think? - I don't like it. 200 00:08:54,238 --> 00:08:55,823 I don't like it either, but this is what we got. 201 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:57,116 - We're gonna make the deal. - Okay. 202 00:08:57,199 --> 00:08:58,784 - We're gonna take your dumb-ass deal… - Yeah? 203 00:08:58,868 --> 00:08:59,952 - …but we're not happy about it. Yes. - No. 204 00:09:00,035 --> 00:09:01,328 Okay, deal. 205 00:09:01,412 --> 00:09:02,830 - Come on. - Deal. 206 00:09:02,913 --> 00:09:05,040 All right, if I'm gonna party with the old people, I'm inviting Paul. 207 00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,375 - What? - Yeah, but… What? 208 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:07,960 No, he's gonna harsh my buzz. 209 00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:10,212 Stop, he's gonna be excited. 210 00:09:15,843 --> 00:09:17,470 Fuck. 211 00:09:18,846 --> 00:09:21,932 Can't wait. 212 00:09:27,521 --> 00:09:28,507 Thanks for coming with me. 213 00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:30,232 - I'm a terrible negotiator. - Yep. 214 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:31,776 I'm very good at it. 215 00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:34,320 Hey, Jimmy? 216 00:09:34,403 --> 00:09:35,988 - Jimmy. Yeah. - Sofi. 217 00:09:36,071 --> 00:09:37,490 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi. 218 00:09:37,573 --> 00:09:40,075 Yeah, you too. Feel free to take a look. 219 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:41,327 Okay. 220 00:09:43,996 --> 00:09:46,040 What you got in here? A six? Eight? 221 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:48,501 Couple of V's? I know nothing about cars. 222 00:09:48,584 --> 00:09:51,504 - Yeah. - Okay, my time to shine. 223 00:09:51,587 --> 00:09:53,589 They made a surplus of the 2004s. 224 00:09:53,672 --> 00:09:55,508 This one's not exactly mint. 225 00:09:56,467 --> 00:09:57,468 What do you want for it? 226 00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:59,011 Well, I'm asking 5,000. 227 00:09:59,095 --> 00:10:00,221 Sold. 228 00:10:00,805 --> 00:10:03,766 I was just expecting some more back-and-forth. 229 00:10:03,849 --> 00:10:04,850 I was too. 230 00:10:04,934 --> 00:10:06,977 I am gonna go get the paperwork. 231 00:10:07,061 --> 00:10:08,813 Get on it. Hey. 232 00:10:11,315 --> 00:10:12,650 What happened there, buddy? 233 00:10:13,317 --> 00:10:15,945 No wedding ring, modest house, kid's bike in the yard. 234 00:10:16,028 --> 00:10:17,655 You really want me to shake down 235 00:10:17,738 --> 00:10:23,035 some nice, single, and, by the way, very cute mom 236 00:10:23,119 --> 00:10:25,079 just for a couple hundred bucks, Jimmy? 237 00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:26,747 You spend that on lotion. 238 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:32,378 So, when you said that you were a good negotiator, you meant… 239 00:10:32,461 --> 00:10:34,171 - Morally good. Yeah. - Right. 240 00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:37,341 D-man out! 241 00:10:39,135 --> 00:10:41,929 Okay, so I know we focused on my anxiety last week, 242 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:44,598 but I can't remember if I told you how much I sweat when it gets bad. 243 00:10:44,682 --> 00:10:47,935 And I have a job interview today, and I didn't bring a change of clothes. 244 00:10:48,018 --> 00:10:50,813 You wanna get that job, we're gonna have to work on how you enter a room. 245 00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,898 - Yes. - Oh, shit. Therapy with the door open? 246 00:10:52,982 --> 00:10:56,277 - Girl, you are frazzled. - Oh, my God. 247 00:10:58,154 --> 00:10:59,447 Don't smell that. 248 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:01,115 And why are you still bringing your baby to therapy? 249 00:11:01,198 --> 00:11:02,491 We love you. We think you're cute, 250 00:11:02,575 --> 00:11:05,369 but it's harder to do the work when you're here. Yes, it is. 251 00:11:05,453 --> 00:11:07,246 Normally I pay my aunt to watch him, 252 00:11:07,329 --> 00:11:10,166 but she can't because she got drunk and fell off her Peloton. 253 00:11:10,249 --> 00:11:13,627 And now her flank is, like, so inflamed, so you can't really blame her. 254 00:11:13,711 --> 00:11:15,004 You absolutely can blame her. 255 00:11:15,087 --> 00:11:16,714 What the hell are you gonna do now with your interview? 256 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,467 How I wish I knew someone 257 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:22,011 who didn't have a patient from 12:00 to 1:00. 258 00:11:22,094 --> 00:11:24,597 Never in a million, billion years. No. 259 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,475 I don't get why so many white women adopt Black babies. This guy's fine. 260 00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:29,477 Let me get a hit of that shit. 261 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,103 - Hi, baby boy. - Yeah. 262 00:11:31,187 --> 00:11:33,105 - And you're so comfortable with him. - Hi. 263 00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:35,399 You think that eventually, I'll be that comfortable? 264 00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:36,650 No. 265 00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:37,777 Hey. 266 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:39,403 Hi. Meet your son. 267 00:11:40,863 --> 00:11:41,947 Not buying it. 268 00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:43,657 But if it's Jimmy's, tell him it doesn't bother me. 269 00:11:46,494 --> 00:11:48,037 What is that? Is that a baby? 270 00:11:48,621 --> 00:11:51,123 - Obviously. - What are all you people doing here? 271 00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:52,666 Yeah, I just came here to take Gaby to lunch. 272 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,960 And you called me and asked me to come here. 273 00:11:55,044 --> 00:11:55,946 Be older. 274 00:11:55,961 --> 00:12:00,132 Are you really gonna be this mad when I'm this cute? 275 00:12:00,216 --> 00:12:03,385 Get out of my office, you little bald fuck. 276 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:05,179 - He's the worst. - Jesus. 277 00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:07,431 You, give me a minute. 278 00:12:11,143 --> 00:12:12,686 What do you think they're talking about? 279 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:13,770 I don't know. 280 00:12:15,981 --> 00:12:17,525 I'm very fond of Gaby. 281 00:12:18,192 --> 00:12:20,194 What are your intentions? 282 00:12:21,987 --> 00:12:23,906 What, are we in an old movie or something? 283 00:12:23,989 --> 00:12:25,282 I'm serious. 284 00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:29,036 Are you a good guy, or are you a bad guy? 285 00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:32,206 I think I'm a good guy. 286 00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:34,083 You know, I love my family. 287 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:36,001 I pay taxes. 288 00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:40,631 I recycle, like, even the batteries, which are, like, a bitch to get rid of. 289 00:12:40,714 --> 00:12:42,091 You know what I'm saying? 290 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:47,138 Are you frozen? What's happening? 291 00:12:49,598 --> 00:12:53,978 Okay, all jokes aside, I think Gaby is incredible 292 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:58,649 and I feel like I've been waiting to meet her for a really long time. 293 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,235 - That's the answer I was looking for. - Okay. 294 00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:02,903 You can go back inside now. 295 00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:03,973 All right. 296 00:13:03,988 --> 00:13:05,239 Well, it was nice to meet… 297 00:13:05,322 --> 00:13:06,907 well, meet and be threatened by you. 298 00:13:09,326 --> 00:13:10,411 Gaby, lunch? 299 00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:11,787 Sorry, I can't. 300 00:13:11,871 --> 00:13:13,414 I gotta watch my patient's baby, you know? 301 00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:14,832 Classic Gaby. 302 00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:17,543 Paul. You were quite rude. 303 00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:19,170 I think you need to apologize to the baby. 304 00:13:20,087 --> 00:13:21,213 My bad. 305 00:13:22,423 --> 00:13:25,926 Okay, I finally found the spare key, 306 00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:28,053 but I can't get this other one off the ring. 307 00:13:28,137 --> 00:13:30,264 It might be a house key, so I'm just gonna have to trust you 308 00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:33,893 not to come back, peel off my skin, and wear it as a coat. 309 00:13:33,976 --> 00:13:35,019 I will not. 310 00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:38,522 I can't speak for my daughter, though. This is her big birthday gift 311 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:40,441 and she hungers for blood, so… 312 00:13:40,524 --> 00:13:42,943 An old, yellow MINI Cooper. 313 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:45,529 You and your wife must hate her. 314 00:13:46,906 --> 00:13:49,033 I'm gonna say something now that's gonna make you feel bad and… 315 00:13:49,116 --> 00:13:52,411 and act weird so, I'm gonna ask you to try really hard not to. 316 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:55,498 My wife is dead. 317 00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:56,874 Of course she is. 318 00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:59,960 Cool. I mean not cool. 319 00:14:00,544 --> 00:14:02,463 - My ex-husband is dead. - Really? 320 00:14:02,546 --> 00:14:04,715 To me. That was bad. 321 00:14:04,799 --> 00:14:07,218 I do that joke a lot, but I say it in a funnier way. 322 00:14:07,301 --> 00:14:10,262 I go, "He's dead to me." 323 00:14:10,346 --> 00:14:13,182 - No, that's the same thing. - That's the same thing. Yeah. 324 00:14:15,184 --> 00:14:17,269 Well, I'm sorry it ended so badly, 325 00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:18,979 but at least you got that awesome joke out of it. 326 00:14:19,063 --> 00:14:21,649 - You should go on the road with that. - It usually works pretty well. 327 00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:23,192 - Does it? Yeah. - Yeah, not now, but it does. 328 00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:24,276 Cool. 329 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,237 What happened? 330 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,030 You know that thing where you're like, 331 00:14:28,114 --> 00:14:31,450 "I'm so lucky that my best friend and my husband get along"? 332 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:36,413 Yeah. Now I drop my kid off at her house every other weekend. 333 00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:41,335 I helped hang that bitch's wallpaper. There's not a single bubble in it. 334 00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:42,419 That's rough. 335 00:14:44,004 --> 00:14:46,090 What is the most embarrassing thing you realized 336 00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:48,134 you didn't know how to do without your wife? 337 00:14:49,844 --> 00:14:52,263 Sorry, I'm not used to people engaging. 338 00:14:52,972 --> 00:14:54,849 Usually, everybody just runs from this topic. 339 00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:57,768 - Well, not me. I double down, so… - I see that. 340 00:14:57,852 --> 00:14:59,895 I didn't know how to pay my mortgage. 341 00:14:59,979 --> 00:15:01,063 - Yeah. - That's a big one. 342 00:15:01,147 --> 00:15:03,441 Yeah. I thought that if I waited long enough, 343 00:15:03,524 --> 00:15:06,527 they would be cool and come find me, which they did. 344 00:15:07,778 --> 00:15:08,863 They were not cool. 345 00:15:11,449 --> 00:15:12,908 What was your wife's name? 346 00:15:13,742 --> 00:15:16,120 - Tia. - That's a really nice name. 347 00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:17,746 It's a really nice name. 348 00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:23,419 Okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but do you ever think 349 00:15:24,044 --> 00:15:27,673 that your wife dying might be better than what happened to me? 350 00:15:27,756 --> 00:15:28,659 - Well… - No. 351 00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:30,384 - No? - No. Li… 352 00:15:30,468 --> 00:15:32,845 - Okay, I can say this. - It's… Okay. 353 00:15:32,928 --> 00:15:36,015 I feel like you and I can both be sad without this being a competition. 354 00:15:36,098 --> 00:15:37,349 - Hear me out, okay? - Okay. 355 00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:38,559 - All right. - All right? 356 00:15:38,642 --> 00:15:42,313 Any good memory that I have of my husband is tainted. 357 00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:43,481 Okay? They're gone. 358 00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:46,776 But I bet you have, like, a million amazing memories of your wife 359 00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:49,153 and you get to keep them forever. 360 00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:52,323 - Yeah. Yeah. I do. - Yeah. 361 00:15:52,406 --> 00:15:54,617 - Yeah, I win. I'm the winner. - Fuck, 362 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,076 - you won. - Yes. 363 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,288 Yeah, I have so much anger, okay? 364 00:15:59,371 --> 00:16:02,833 I'm… I feel like I'm… like I'm stuck. 365 00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:05,878 You know, it's probably gonna be easier for you to move on eventually. 366 00:16:05,961 --> 00:16:08,297 You don't seem like you have that much anger. 367 00:16:09,089 --> 00:16:10,132 - No? - No. 368 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:12,384 You seem like you have the right amount of anger. 369 00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:17,640 Sometimes for me, moving on feels impossible. 370 00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:20,518 Well, don't say impossible. 371 00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:26,440 - I'm gonna go now… - Okay. 372 00:16:26,524 --> 00:16:27,900 …because I have a therapy session. 373 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:32,446 Well, thank God. Yeah. Keep doing the good work, right? 374 00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:34,532 I'm the therapist. 375 00:16:34,615 --> 00:16:35,866 - But, "thank God"? - Yeah. 376 00:16:35,949 --> 00:16:39,829 I meant, "Thank God, they have you to do that work." 377 00:16:40,955 --> 00:16:41,955 Hey… 378 00:16:42,289 --> 00:16:44,833 It was really nice meeting you. 379 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:48,169 You too. 380 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,843 This is why you called me here? 381 00:16:54,927 --> 00:16:57,221 Who at the funeral even told you about Bitcoin? 382 00:16:57,304 --> 00:16:58,556 Break it up, you two. 383 00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:00,099 What did you mean by "classic Gaby"? 384 00:17:00,182 --> 00:17:03,185 - Here, watch him. - What if he gets hungry? 385 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:05,312 What? You got nipples. Whip a titty out. 386 00:17:05,396 --> 00:17:07,231 You, say what you mean, all right? 387 00:17:07,314 --> 00:17:09,275 You wanna mix it up, Paul? Let's mix it up. Let's go. 388 00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:10,401 Okay, let's mix it up. 389 00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:11,569 - Great. - All right. 390 00:17:11,652 --> 00:17:16,157 It is classic Gaby to allow yourself to be manipulated 391 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,951 into taking care of someone else's problem. 392 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:22,288 So, helping somebody else out for an hour means that I'm a mess? 393 00:17:22,371 --> 00:17:24,832 You need to eat more fiber, Paul, 'cause that's some weak shit. 394 00:17:24,915 --> 00:17:28,294 You keep using every excuse 395 00:17:28,377 --> 00:17:32,631 to put everyone else's needs before your own. 396 00:17:32,715 --> 00:17:35,760 You used that baby to skip lunch 397 00:17:35,843 --> 00:17:38,512 with one of the most attractive men I have ever seen. 398 00:17:38,596 --> 00:17:41,974 And I'm saying this as a very attractive man. 399 00:17:42,057 --> 00:17:45,269 This is exactly what you're doing with your mom. 400 00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:47,646 You and I both know you do not want 401 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:50,107 - your mother to live with you. - Dude. 402 00:17:50,191 --> 00:17:53,027 Guys, I'm trying to get him down for a nap. Could you just shush? 403 00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,820 I just shushed someone. That's a milestone. 404 00:17:54,904 --> 00:17:58,991 You are never going to be happy until you change this pattern. 405 00:17:59,074 --> 00:18:02,703 You wanna talk about changing patterns, huh, Mr. "Fortress of Solitude"? 406 00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:05,122 Mr. "You Can Crash At My Place"? 407 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:07,875 Mr. "I Love You So Much And I Wanna Be Around You All The Time 408 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,169 But Not If It Means That You Have To Keep All Your Stuff At My House"? 409 00:18:10,252 --> 00:18:12,630 That last one was unnecessarily long. 410 00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,423 Yeah, I know. I felt it when I did it. 411 00:18:14,507 --> 00:18:16,467 At least I'm trying to change. 412 00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:19,804 I made a friend this year, and, last month, we went out for a pastry. 413 00:18:19,887 --> 00:18:24,225 And just recently, I hosted a small group of people in the office kitchen. 414 00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:26,519 That was 30 seconds ago, and you just kicked everybody out. 415 00:18:26,602 --> 00:18:28,104 You're saying this is classic Gaby? 416 00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:30,231 Well, this is classic Paul. 417 00:18:30,314 --> 00:18:33,192 You are so set in your ways, you're too scared to sack up. 418 00:18:33,275 --> 00:18:36,153 - Scared to sack up? - Yeah. Yeah. Gotta sack up, Paul. 419 00:18:36,237 --> 00:18:38,572 Why is he crying? 420 00:18:38,656 --> 00:18:40,032 Christ's sake. 421 00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:42,535 He's so beautiful. 422 00:18:42,618 --> 00:18:43,994 - Oh, no. - Looked me in the eye. 423 00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:45,579 Yeah. So, it's just the eye contact, huh? 424 00:18:45,663 --> 00:18:46,747 - It's the eye… - Okay. 425 00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:48,707 Let me get this baby, 'cause this is a lot. 426 00:18:48,791 --> 00:18:49,791 - I'm sorry. - All right. 427 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,461 What y'all think? 428 00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:54,255 - It's incredible. - That's amazing. 429 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:57,925 - Can we move this shit along? - Holy shit. It's a party, Paul. 430 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,969 Why are you so cranky all the time? 431 00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:02,054 - Who hurt you? - My father. 432 00:19:02,138 --> 00:19:03,806 Oh, right. Yes. No, I knew that. 433 00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:06,308 Did you remember the giant bow for the car? 434 00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:07,476 You asked me to do one thing. 435 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,769 - I'm insulted. - You forgot. 436 00:19:08,853 --> 00:19:09,797 Almost immediately. 437 00:19:09,812 --> 00:19:12,106 Hey, how was the pregame? 438 00:19:12,189 --> 00:19:15,776 Secrets were told, tears were shed, and piercings were shown. So… 439 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,319 Yeah, jaws were dropped. 440 00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:20,448 I almost forgot. My friends are taking me out after this. 441 00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:21,657 Do you two wanna join? 442 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:22,741 Yes. 443 00:19:24,702 --> 00:19:28,456 No. I can't. But thank you so much for asking. 444 00:19:28,539 --> 00:19:29,582 Have a seat. 445 00:19:29,665 --> 00:19:30,708 Here. 446 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,586 Yeah, there's a receipt inside, in case you don't like it. 447 00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:36,046 Which you won't, because I don't know you and I don't know what you like. 448 00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:37,116 That's so nice. 449 00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:38,716 Whatever it is, you're gonna love it. 450 00:19:38,799 --> 00:19:40,718 He once gave me a pair of Nikes that were so cool, 451 00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:41,927 I'm still afraid to wear 'em. 452 00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:43,262 Hey, take it easy on the gifts. 453 00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:45,306 You know, once she opens a present or lights a candle, 454 00:19:45,389 --> 00:19:47,224 - then the party clock starts. - Don't. 455 00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,518 - Paul, please don't do it. Paul. - I think he's gonna light it. 456 00:19:49,602 --> 00:19:50,546 Thanks, Paul. 457 00:19:50,561 --> 00:19:52,104 I'm not doing it for you. 458 00:19:52,188 --> 00:19:54,899 That's all right. I am unfazed. 459 00:19:54,982 --> 00:19:56,525 I'm cool as a cucumber. 460 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,027 - So I will begin. - Yes. Come on. 461 00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:02,907 I just want to say a few words about my amazing daughter, Alice. 462 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:05,659 A is for "amazing." 463 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:08,704 I is for "lucky to be her dad." 464 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:10,122 Backwards. 465 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:11,373 This is backwards? 466 00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:12,833 - So to you that's a backwards L? - Yep. 467 00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:14,126 - And that's forwards? - Yeah. 468 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:15,753 - Yeah. - Let's keep it moving. 469 00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:17,046 Come on. Don't focus on it. 470 00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:19,590 - Like, from where we are. - You got it. 471 00:20:20,216 --> 00:20:23,594 I is for "I should probably stop because I can tell she hates this." 472 00:20:23,677 --> 00:20:25,304 So much. 473 00:20:25,387 --> 00:20:28,557 - C is for "can't" because… - Still backwards. 474 00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,267 I love watching her squirm. 475 00:20:30,351 --> 00:20:34,980 And E is for "I'm so excited…" 476 00:20:35,064 --> 00:20:35,966 Goddamn it. 477 00:20:35,981 --> 00:20:37,608 - "Excited" was right there. - It was. 478 00:20:37,691 --> 00:20:41,904 I'm so excited for this new stage of your journey as you drive off int… 479 00:20:41,987 --> 00:20:45,032 Drive off? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 480 00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:50,955 - Come on. - Really good. Really good. 481 00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:52,498 Oh, my God. 482 00:20:52,581 --> 00:20:54,542 It's just like Mom's. 483 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:55,751 It's not exactly like Mom's. 484 00:20:56,335 --> 00:20:57,586 We didn't make you in this one. 485 00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:58,671 Dad, you're the best. 486 00:20:58,754 --> 00:21:00,256 I love you so much. 487 00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:03,134 - There is my birthday bitch. - Hey, Summer. 488 00:21:03,217 --> 00:21:04,969 - Hi. - You were right. 489 00:21:05,052 --> 00:21:06,262 He got you a car. 490 00:21:07,263 --> 00:21:09,098 Oh, well. At least I acted surprised. 491 00:21:10,724 --> 00:21:11,809 - Thank you. - Whoa. 492 00:21:11,892 --> 00:21:13,185 You're gonna have to sit in the back. 493 00:21:13,269 --> 00:21:14,395 - All right. - Yeah. 494 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,689 - Hey, hey, hey. - Hi. 495 00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,899 Seat belts, everybody. Seat belts. 496 00:21:22,403 --> 00:21:25,197 - Okay, bye. - All right, bye. Bye. 497 00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:26,782 Bye. 498 00:21:28,659 --> 00:21:30,077 She's not coming back, is she? 499 00:21:30,161 --> 00:21:31,162 Maybe not ever. 500 00:21:31,245 --> 00:21:32,288 Why'd you give her the keys? 501 00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:34,206 - We had her for 30 more minutes. - Hey, no. 502 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:35,708 That's a selfish, grown-ass woman. 503 00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:37,168 - You know we taught her well. - Okay. 504 00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:38,961 You know what? Party's just getting started. 505 00:21:39,044 --> 00:21:42,214 We got food, we got music, we can all just hang out together. 506 00:21:42,298 --> 00:21:44,967 - No. Woof. See ya. - Yeah. 507 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,051 Let's party. 508 00:21:47,052 --> 00:21:49,013 - Let's do shots! Come on! - Come on, team! 509 00:21:49,638 --> 00:21:53,267 Okay, I'm gonna go get my favorite beer from the house. 510 00:21:54,602 --> 00:21:56,520 Baby, do you want me to get it for you? 511 00:21:56,604 --> 00:21:57,605 I'm happy to. 512 00:21:57,688 --> 00:21:58,731 No, I'm good. 513 00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:04,320 Liz, I can't fucking watch this anymore. 514 00:22:04,945 --> 00:22:06,530 - What? - You with Derek. 515 00:22:06,614 --> 00:22:07,615 It's unsettling. 516 00:22:07,698 --> 00:22:09,617 It's like straights playing kickball. 517 00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:11,160 Eat my ass, Brian. 518 00:22:11,243 --> 00:22:12,578 And hate it 'cause I'm a girl. 519 00:22:12,661 --> 00:22:14,497 Thank God. You're still in there. 520 00:22:14,580 --> 00:22:16,582 This isn't you. 521 00:22:16,665 --> 00:22:17,708 I know. 522 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:20,544 I am stuck in a shame spiral. 523 00:22:21,253 --> 00:22:24,215 I just… I can't figure out how to stop it. 524 00:22:24,298 --> 00:22:27,343 I want to show you a picture the food truck got tagged in today. 525 00:22:28,052 --> 00:22:31,806 "Shrimp Bitch is back!" Am I the Shrimp Bitch? 526 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,266 That is so sweet. 527 00:22:35,059 --> 00:22:37,269 All the comments are about how hateful you are. 528 00:22:37,353 --> 00:22:40,106 I know 'cause I'm awesome. 529 00:22:40,189 --> 00:22:41,607 But what does that have to do with Derek and me? 530 00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:43,150 He misses Shrimp Bitch too. 531 00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:46,237 - He hearted every single comment. - Really? 532 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,989 No, but I think if he knew how to use social media, he would. 533 00:22:49,073 --> 00:22:51,575 Take it from someone who was straight for 20 years. 534 00:22:52,326 --> 00:22:56,122 If you don't find a way to start being your true self, 535 00:22:56,956 --> 00:23:00,042 you will never enjoy sex again. 536 00:23:00,876 --> 00:23:02,962 - Seriously, dude? - No, she gets it. 537 00:23:03,045 --> 00:23:04,463 No, I do. I get it. 538 00:23:06,674 --> 00:23:09,343 Eat my ass and I'll hate it because you're a girl? 539 00:23:09,844 --> 00:23:10,970 That was funny. 540 00:23:11,053 --> 00:23:12,053 I might like it. 541 00:23:13,931 --> 00:23:15,599 So, we'll drop your car at my place, 542 00:23:15,683 --> 00:23:17,768 and then we'll walk to birthday under the bridge. 543 00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:19,311 - Perfect. - And I have drinks, 544 00:23:19,395 --> 00:23:21,397 music and weed for the sobers. 545 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,606 That's awesome. 546 00:23:22,690 --> 00:23:24,442 - You're getting a text. - Read it to me. 547 00:23:24,525 --> 00:23:25,943 It's from Louis. 548 00:23:26,026 --> 00:23:29,363 "Sorry this is late. Happy birthday. I'm so glad we got to connect, 549 00:23:29,447 --> 00:23:33,451 but it's probably healthiest for both of us if we don't speak again." 550 00:23:34,493 --> 00:23:35,661 We're making a stop. 551 00:23:37,663 --> 00:23:40,583 It's a great opportunity for me to show you how smart I am. 552 00:23:40,666 --> 00:23:43,002 It's an escape room, man. You're gonna love it. 553 00:23:43,085 --> 00:23:45,171 I really don't think I am. 554 00:23:45,254 --> 00:23:47,631 - I don't get it. They lock you in a room? - Yeah. 555 00:23:47,715 --> 00:23:49,175 - And you can't get out? - Yeah. 556 00:23:49,258 --> 00:23:51,135 - And you have to do maths problems? - Yeah. 557 00:23:51,218 --> 00:23:52,204 And you enjoy it? 558 00:23:52,219 --> 00:23:53,219 Nah, I hate that shit. 559 00:23:53,262 --> 00:23:56,265 But maybe this time we'll get out and we'll get matching T-shirts. 560 00:23:56,348 --> 00:23:58,225 Whoa, you didn't say anything about matching T-shirts. 561 00:23:58,309 --> 00:24:00,686 - Oh, well, then I'm definitely in. - It's gonna be great. 562 00:24:01,604 --> 00:24:02,646 Hi. 563 00:24:03,731 --> 00:24:05,691 - Hey, Alice. - Can we talk? 564 00:24:07,401 --> 00:24:10,279 I would, but I can't 'cause I gotta work. 565 00:24:10,362 --> 00:24:12,490 No, you don't, man. It's slow. I can close. 566 00:24:12,573 --> 00:24:15,075 - Thanks for reading that so perfectly. - You're welcome. 567 00:24:21,415 --> 00:24:23,083 You have a new friend. 568 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:24,835 Is he your bestie? 569 00:24:24,919 --> 00:24:27,588 I guess, in that he's my only. 570 00:24:29,256 --> 00:24:31,133 It is nice to start with a clean slate though. 571 00:24:31,217 --> 00:24:32,927 I so get that. 572 00:24:34,553 --> 00:24:35,846 I'm happy for you. 573 00:24:35,930 --> 00:24:36,931 Thank you. 574 00:24:37,014 --> 00:24:39,266 I was worried about you when you didn't text me back, 575 00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:40,935 but you seem good. 576 00:24:41,018 --> 00:24:42,770 Yeah. I'm great. 577 00:24:42,853 --> 00:24:45,523 I mean, look, my life isn't all bubble gum and doughnuts but, 578 00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:46,774 - you know… - Nobody says that here. 579 00:24:46,857 --> 00:24:48,734 I don't know what Americans say. 580 00:24:48,818 --> 00:24:49,818 Guns and ammo? 581 00:24:51,946 --> 00:24:53,739 Things are definitely getting better. 582 00:24:57,326 --> 00:25:00,371 I used to come here with Sarah every single morning 583 00:25:00,454 --> 00:25:01,705 before she'd go for work. 584 00:25:01,789 --> 00:25:07,044 And we would sit here and guess what all the people did for a living. 585 00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:08,754 And then after everything happened, 586 00:25:10,214 --> 00:25:14,552 I would find myself on this bench for hours, 587 00:25:16,178 --> 00:25:18,222 and every time I'd see a train coming, 588 00:25:19,390 --> 00:25:22,435 it would take all my strength not to just get up and… 589 00:25:27,189 --> 00:25:28,190 Anyway. 590 00:25:32,903 --> 00:25:34,738 Why don't you want to talk to me anymore? 591 00:25:35,364 --> 00:25:36,657 It's weird. 592 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,329 I just think it's better this way. 593 00:25:42,413 --> 00:25:44,582 I don't believe you. 594 00:25:47,918 --> 00:25:49,587 What did my dad say to you? 595 00:25:53,048 --> 00:25:54,425 - Hey. - Hi. 596 00:25:54,508 --> 00:25:57,303 - Come on. Here you go, lovely lady. - Why, thank you, sir. 597 00:25:57,386 --> 00:25:59,263 - But none for you, buddy. - Actually, I can't. 598 00:25:59,346 --> 00:26:01,766 It's gonna be like an hour drive to my mom's house and I should get going. 599 00:26:01,849 --> 00:26:03,267 Are you sure you don't want me to come? 600 00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:04,810 - Yeah. No. - I'm great with moms. 601 00:26:05,394 --> 00:26:08,773 And just know I'm gonna be flirting. Might even spank a little tush. 602 00:26:08,856 --> 00:26:10,191 You gonna… my mom's ass? 603 00:26:10,274 --> 00:26:12,735 What's the matter with you? We're gonna talk about that later. 604 00:26:12,818 --> 00:26:14,111 But do me a favor? 605 00:26:14,779 --> 00:26:16,113 Throw my boy Jimbo a bone. 606 00:26:16,197 --> 00:26:17,948 He wants to feel like he's a threat. 607 00:26:18,032 --> 00:26:20,701 - I got it. All right. - Okay, bye. I'll call you. 608 00:26:20,785 --> 00:26:21,786 - Bye. - You outta here? 609 00:26:21,869 --> 00:26:22,912 - Yeah, see ya. - See ya. 610 00:26:24,622 --> 00:26:27,082 It's so hard being in your house, man. 611 00:26:27,666 --> 00:26:30,252 I can't stop picturing all the hot love you two made. 612 00:26:31,045 --> 00:26:32,171 Thanks, man. 613 00:26:33,506 --> 00:26:34,840 What the fuck? 614 00:26:36,634 --> 00:26:38,260 Derek, is this your dog? 615 00:26:38,344 --> 00:26:40,096 Yeah, it's Mac's new beer. 616 00:26:40,679 --> 00:26:43,265 I love it. Don't tell Liz. It'll make her even crazier. 617 00:26:43,974 --> 00:26:47,103 I've been married 27 years and suddenly, 618 00:26:47,186 --> 00:26:50,314 my wife has been replaced by some weird replica. 619 00:26:50,397 --> 00:26:52,817 I know, it makes me feel like an earthquake is coming or something. 620 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:58,447 Last night, she told me she always sees me and always hears me. 621 00:26:58,531 --> 00:27:02,785 - That's creepy. - I don't want to be seen or heard. Right? 622 00:27:03,619 --> 00:27:06,163 Relationships are tricky. 623 00:27:06,247 --> 00:27:07,248 I hear you, man. 624 00:27:07,331 --> 00:27:10,918 I mean, Gaby's great, but trying to figure her out has been… 625 00:27:12,169 --> 00:27:14,463 Let's just say there's a lot of walls up. 626 00:27:15,548 --> 00:27:16,924 - Tricky. - Yeah. 627 00:27:17,007 --> 00:27:19,844 - I met a woman today. - A woman. 628 00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:22,972 We really clicked. Guess what I did? 629 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,807 - What? - Nothing. 630 00:27:24,890 --> 00:27:26,100 Not a thing. 631 00:27:26,183 --> 00:27:29,228 It made me wonder if I'm ever gonna be ready for something real, you know? 632 00:27:29,311 --> 00:27:30,646 Don't say that, Jim. 633 00:27:31,522 --> 00:27:32,857 You're, like, a full-time Jimmy? 634 00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:35,109 - It makes me feel boyish. - No, it works. 635 00:27:35,192 --> 00:27:38,696 You know, things can change, James. 636 00:27:41,365 --> 00:27:42,992 As a therapist, I believe that. 637 00:27:43,492 --> 00:27:46,745 But I've also seen people who live a certain way for so long, 638 00:27:47,913 --> 00:27:50,291 they never seem to get past their roadblocks. 639 00:27:50,374 --> 00:27:54,628 Hey, bud. I'm sorry to barge in. I'm just here to crash. 640 00:27:54,712 --> 00:27:56,672 Hey. Come here. 641 00:28:02,303 --> 00:28:08,309 You know how sometimes the correct thing to do is right in front of me, 642 00:28:08,392 --> 00:28:15,107 and because I'm a dickhead, it takes me too long to do it? 643 00:28:15,191 --> 00:28:17,443 It's one of your most endearing qualities. 644 00:28:17,985 --> 00:28:19,403 Well, before I met you, 645 00:28:19,487 --> 00:28:25,868 I thought I was living the best version of my life. 646 00:28:25,951 --> 00:28:28,996 I was thriving at work, reconnecting with my family, 647 00:28:29,079 --> 00:28:31,791 a little something-something with the lady down the street. 648 00:28:31,874 --> 00:28:34,460 What lady down the street? Where exactly did she live? 649 00:28:34,543 --> 00:28:35,878 She moved. 650 00:28:36,754 --> 00:28:40,466 So, the point is, I never thought there would be a new best version. 651 00:28:43,260 --> 00:28:44,595 Move in with me. 652 00:28:45,096 --> 00:28:46,972 I kind of already did. 653 00:28:47,056 --> 00:28:48,974 Half my clothes are already here. 654 00:28:49,058 --> 00:28:51,685 I've been putting out pictures, and I've just… 655 00:28:52,895 --> 00:28:54,855 I've been waiting for you to catch up. 656 00:28:58,651 --> 00:29:00,194 Who the fuck are those people? 657 00:29:00,277 --> 00:29:02,154 That's my sister and her kids. 658 00:29:02,238 --> 00:29:04,490 Who the fuck do you think they are? 659 00:29:04,573 --> 00:29:06,367 I thought they came with the frame. 660 00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:08,160 Oh, Paul. 661 00:29:09,912 --> 00:29:10,912 You good? 662 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:16,460 Yeah, I'm good. 663 00:29:16,544 --> 00:29:18,379 Okay. I'll be back. 664 00:29:21,424 --> 00:29:24,635 I can't decide if I should bring your grandpa's favorite old armchair 665 00:29:24,718 --> 00:29:25,886 or put it in storage. 666 00:29:25,970 --> 00:29:27,096 Mom, is that the fart chair? 667 00:29:28,264 --> 00:29:29,932 You should burn that. Why you still got it? 668 00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:31,809 He used to blow this thing up. 669 00:29:31,892 --> 00:29:33,018 You're not bringing it. That's crazy. 670 00:29:33,102 --> 00:29:34,728 Aw, come on, now. 671 00:29:34,812 --> 00:29:36,772 - Hold on, Mom. I got to take this. - Okay. 672 00:29:38,941 --> 00:29:40,067 What's up, boss man? 673 00:29:40,151 --> 00:29:41,652 I got a new roommate. 674 00:29:41,735 --> 00:29:42,945 What? No way. 675 00:29:43,028 --> 00:29:46,240 I just wanted to thank you for giving me the courage. 676 00:29:48,033 --> 00:29:50,369 I gotta go. Julie's here. 677 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:52,788 Hey, pace yourself. 678 00:29:53,289 --> 00:29:54,373 Make sure you stretch too. 679 00:29:54,457 --> 00:29:56,333 You too old for all that messing around, all right? 680 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:57,418 Good night. 681 00:29:59,879 --> 00:30:02,548 Baby, have you seen the packing tape? I just had it. 682 00:30:05,468 --> 00:30:06,469 What is it, honey? 683 00:30:10,931 --> 00:30:17,438 - Mom, I love you so much, but… - I love you too. 684 00:30:20,232 --> 00:30:21,650 …I don't think you should move in with me. 685 00:30:23,819 --> 00:30:29,909 I think you'll be a lot happier here, closer to your friends and your life. 686 00:30:29,992 --> 00:30:31,285 And I'm gonna set you up too. 687 00:30:31,368 --> 00:30:34,246 I'll get you a full-time caretaker, I'll visit a lot more than I used to, 688 00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:36,624 which, you know, I definitely already should've been doing. 689 00:30:36,707 --> 00:30:39,168 Like… And I know that I really screwed this whole thing up 690 00:30:39,251 --> 00:30:40,961 by not saying anything sooner, 691 00:30:41,045 --> 00:30:45,341 but I really, really, really think that this is the right thing. 692 00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:48,094 For the both of us. 693 00:30:51,055 --> 00:30:52,973 I hope that you understand. 694 00:30:55,851 --> 00:30:56,851 Mom? 695 00:30:57,853 --> 00:30:59,438 I think maybe you should just go. 696 00:30:59,522 --> 00:31:01,148 - You done made up your mind. - Mom. 697 00:31:01,232 --> 00:31:03,692 You said what you have to say. Now just go. 698 00:31:07,196 --> 00:31:08,239 I'm sorry. 699 00:31:13,244 --> 00:31:14,244 So am I. 700 00:31:24,713 --> 00:31:26,424 Great birthday for Alice, buddy. 701 00:31:28,467 --> 00:31:30,636 Even if she was only there for the beginning. 702 00:31:32,596 --> 00:31:33,681 Thanks, Derek. 703 00:31:34,807 --> 00:31:35,975 Yeah, I feel good. 704 00:31:36,058 --> 00:31:37,058 You should. 705 00:31:37,643 --> 00:31:38,769 You're a good daddy. 706 00:31:39,728 --> 00:31:43,274 I appreciate that, but don't call me daddy. 707 00:31:45,484 --> 00:31:50,030 - Hey, Sean! This cake is delicious! - Thanks, D. 708 00:31:50,114 --> 00:31:52,950 Is it a mix, or is it from scratch? 709 00:31:53,033 --> 00:31:56,996 Are you out here yelling about cake at 11-fucking-30? 710 00:31:58,038 --> 00:32:00,040 Have you lost your mind? 711 00:32:00,124 --> 00:32:01,208 Finish that out there. 712 00:32:01,292 --> 00:32:03,961 If you get crumbs in my bed, I will kill you. 713 00:32:08,674 --> 00:32:09,717 You okay? 714 00:32:12,553 --> 00:32:13,721 I'm just happy. 715 00:32:30,446 --> 00:32:32,406 You told him not to talk to me? 716 00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:34,200 Even when you knew it was helping me? 717 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:36,786 I can't fucking believe you. 718 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,872 Way to ruin another birthday. 719 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,040 Sweetie. 720 00:32:43,626 --> 00:32:45,711 Al… Fuck!