1 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,685 Gaby always gives me shit about my book. 2 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:23,148 This is the clearest, most concise volume ever written 3 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,776 about modern cognitive behavioral therapy. 4 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,987 That's nice. Who wrote that? 5 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,365 Nobody, I just thought I'd tell you. 6 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:35,827 How you doing? 7 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:37,829 Fuck. 8 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,294 Here we are. You know, I'm fine. I'm good. 9 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,712 You're a good therapist. 10 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,714 You already know what I'm gonna say. 11 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:49,633 Don't piss your pants. 12 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,719 I said good. Not great. 13 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,389 I know. But I feel like you meant great. 14 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,098 Maybe. 15 00:00:57,683 --> 00:01:02,229 Look, kid, you're never gonna forgive yourself for shitting the bed as a father 16 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:05,524 until you bare your soul to Alice. 17 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:07,693 She might still blame you. 18 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:12,072 But it's the act of revelation that's healing. 19 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,366 That's how confession works. 20 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:17,744 Doesn't matter what Father MacDiddle says back. 21 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:23,876 It's about you admitting what you did and why it was wrong. 22 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:28,505 You know, I'm not gonna make Alice think that I'm suffering and it's her fault. 23 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,675 It's not gonna happen. 24 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:33,677 Okay. 25 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,388 What the fuck, man? That's it? 26 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:38,056 For now. 27 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,352 Hey, you were supposed to bring me some candy and a new hat. 28 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,146 Yes, they're on your desk, Paul. 29 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:50,444 Hey. I know you think this is funny, but I love this. 30 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:54,948 Okay. 31 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,326 Damn it. 32 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,330 Nice, babe. 33 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:02,956 Yeah, focus on your game. Come on. 34 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,083 Here comes a big one. 35 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,711 - Yes, baby. - I got it. 36 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,381 - You okay, babe? - Nice game. 37 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,451 But it's only 3-0. 38 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,093 But I can already tell you're not good enough to make it fun. 39 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,305 Besides, our boys are here for Thanksgiving and we got shit to do. 40 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,016 Gotta buy lighter fluid to burn those sheets after they leave? 41 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,019 They never age out of pleasuring themselves, do they? 42 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,005 No. 43 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,856 - You guys getting ready for the baby? - No rush. We got four months. 44 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,651 - You haven't started prepping yet? - Wow. 45 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,944 Are you two fucking high? 46 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,779 - Honestly, a little. - Did you want a gummy? 47 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,113 You both work. 48 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:37,991 If you don't get on the nanny search pronto, 49 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,452 your parents are gonna have to come help. 50 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,120 When we had our first, 51 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:46,708 my mom came, threw away Liz's placenta and they haven't spoken since. 52 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,544 - That's not the only reason. - No parents. 53 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,212 You keep the placenta? 54 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,630 - Oh, yeah. - Don't worry about it. 55 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,173 Well, now it's all I can think about. 56 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,051 Okay, calm down. I'll help with the nanny search. 57 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,720 You're the best. Let us know who you find. 58 00:02:58,804 --> 00:03:00,055 You're gonna be there, dipshit. 59 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:04,393 Okay. One more game just to de-stress. Let's switch partners. 60 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,936 Low-maintenance against high-maintenance. 61 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:06,922 Let's do it, Dizzle. 62 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,939 Look at that. He knows who's who. 63 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,526 That dizzle right in the belly. Let's go. 64 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,736 Yeah, Mom. I know you're still angry. 65 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:15,821 You have every right to be. 66 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,155 I have every right to be. 67 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,157 - Good, so we agree. - Yeah, we do. 68 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,868 So can you please come to Thanksgiving? 69 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,703 You can go back to being mad at me again on Black Friday, 70 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,664 even though I think that's the day that Black families should come together. 71 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,043 Why are you silent? Is fucking Nikki with you? 72 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:32,087 - Your mouth. - She's so rude. 73 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:35,257 Listen, bitch, you keep your nose out of our family business, 74 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:38,719 or else I will come for you like I'm fucking Tony Soprano. 75 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,721 I dare you to try me. I dare you. 76 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:41,748 I will try. 77 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:45,142 Also can I, like, get your Venmo for when you stayed the extra night on Saturday? 78 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,852 - All good. I got you. - Thanks. 79 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,687 Okay, so, Mom, I can come pick you up. 80 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,689 I'm sorry, Gaby. I'm sorry. It… 81 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,527 It's just too hard right now, baby. It's too hard. 82 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:01,935 She's not coming. 83 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,494 What? Did you tell her that Derrick's coming? 84 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,080 Doesn't your mom want to meet him? 85 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,416 All right, Derrick's not coming either. I screwed that up too. 86 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,668 Did you not see my "shut-the-fuck-up" look? 87 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:15,005 I did, Liz. But in my defense, you always have that look. 88 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,757 I'm not sure you have another look. 89 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:17,882 There's one. 90 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:19,468 Come here. 91 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,928 Do you wanna bury your head in my secret big 'uns? 92 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,306 Liz, come on, girl. At best, those are secret mids. 93 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,389 You should see 'em though. 94 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,893 I've seen 'em like a gajillion times, you know that. 95 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,770 I know, but I was lying down. 96 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,438 - Oh, come on. - I know, baby. 97 00:04:31,522 --> 00:04:33,732 - I love feeling our boobs touch. - I do too. 98 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,485 Look, I don't know what's going on so I'm just gonna start talking. 99 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,278 Here's your Thanksgiving menu. 100 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:41,823 I'm making turkey, ham, mac 'n' cheese, greens and dressing. 101 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,535 Holy shit. That's nice of you to cook for Gabs. 102 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,578 Not so nice. This dude's charging me a fortune. 103 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,539 - That's how it works. - But he is gonna teach me what to say 104 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,665 so I can pretend that I made it. 105 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,251 Like, "I deboned the ham." 106 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,586 - Nope. - Pigs have bones, Sean. 107 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:57,047 All right, I gotta head out. You wanna touch boobs too? 108 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,507 - Yeah, why not? - Cool. 109 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:00,509 Copycats. 110 00:05:00,592 --> 00:05:02,636 Kinda hoping that since Alice basically lives with you now, 111 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,514 I might be able to say hey, but guess she's not here. 112 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,598 I'm here. 113 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,895 Okay, I guess I didn't know if you knew that I was here. 114 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,147 - I did. - Cool. 115 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,774 - That's rough. - Hate to see it. 116 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:16,900 Goodbye. 117 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,490 What up, pimp? 118 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,618 Hey. I need you to do me a favor. 119 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:30,455 Just let Alice know that whenever she's ready to talk, I'm around, okay? 120 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,541 Make it sound casual. Throw in some lingo. 121 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,001 You know, maybe, like, a "fam." 122 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,294 Fam is not cool. 123 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:37,546 - Go ahead and make it your own. - Okay. 124 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:40,257 You really give a shit, don't you? 125 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,010 Yeah, that's sort of my thing. 126 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,220 My parents aren't even here for Thanksgiving. 127 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,598 My mom's spending the week at Morongo. 128 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,893 My dad's also at Morongo but legally, he's not allowed within 100 feet of her 129 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:52,686 so when she's gambling, he's in the pool. 130 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:54,897 - And when she's in the pool… you get it. - Yeah. 131 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,191 Nice catching up, Summer. 132 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:58,901 See you, pimp. 133 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,905 Yeah, it's not good news about the meds, 134 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,616 but I'm processing it. 135 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,951 And by processing, you mean refusing to talk about it 136 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,912 or say how it makes you feel? 137 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:10,898 Bingo. 138 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,582 Hey, tell Meg I saw her new hair on Instagram. 139 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,666 Looks amazing. 140 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,128 Julie wants you to know that she's stalking you. 141 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,922 That's okay. She's hot. 142 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:23,509 You know what, I'm glad she's there, because the reason I'm calling, Dad… 143 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,638 We were so excited for you guys to fly out here for Thanksgiving but… 144 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:32,100 Mason's lacrosse team… They won today. 145 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:36,647 Which is insane because they're fucking terrible and now I have to… 146 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,526 We have to spend the weekend at a tournament in Maine. 147 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,528 What if instead of coming for Thanksgiving, 148 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,530 we just… we come and see you in a few weeks? 149 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,114 Dad, I feel so bad, I… 150 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:48,116 Don't feel bad. It's all right. 151 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,326 I'm disappointed. 152 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,746 But I'll be okay. 153 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:54,581 - I love you. - Love you too, baby. 154 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,668 We don't have to go to Connecticut. 155 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:01,213 We can stay here and do sweet fuck all. Best Thanksgiving ever. 156 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,881 You're still on the phone, Dad. 157 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,037 My bad. 158 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,679 Yeah. Yeah, your bad. 159 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,003 Last week, I feel like we got into it, 160 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,255 but this week, we're really gonna get into it, okay? 161 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,841 - 'Cause I am jacked off caffeine. - Yeah, okay. 162 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,467 Hey, go ahead. One second. 163 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:49,094 Hey, Paul. Heard you were staying in town. 164 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,138 Let me know if you want to come for Thanksgiving. 165 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:54,808 No. And if you tell Julie that you invited us, I'll kill you. 166 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:56,018 Thanks for the quick response. 167 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,087 - Hey. - Hey. 168 00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,438 Don't forget, we're meeting for a coffee later. 169 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,815 Oh, come on, man. Not another "chat." 170 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,609 What, are you gonna hang out with your daughter? 171 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:05,861 - You've got nothing better to do. - Oh, shit. 172 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:07,779 Yeah. 173 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:14,995 Hey. Is everything okay? 174 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,546 Sorry, I didn't know who else to call. 175 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:26,325 What's going on? 176 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:30,135 She had us open the locked case for some Benadryl, then tried to steal Plan B. 177 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:31,929 Can we just have a minute? 178 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:36,600 What's going on? 179 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,559 You okay? 180 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,354 I'm just embarrassed. 181 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,775 Connor's home and we got back together and the condom broke. 182 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,527 I'm kind of a bouncer, so… 183 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,153 Fuck, no. No, no, no 184 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,446 I haven't called the police yet. 185 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,532 Okay. Listen. 186 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,284 She's a really good kid. 187 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,829 How about I just pay for this and we all move on with our lives? 188 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:58,815 Thanks, pimp. 189 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,249 Why'd she call you pimp? 190 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,626 No, no. She calls everyone pimp. 191 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,710 She didn't call me a pimp. 192 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:04,696 You're not a pimp. 193 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,672 I think she has to get to know you before you're a pimp. 194 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,383 Get to know you to be a pimp. Sir, is this your daughter? 195 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,369 - Yes. - No. 196 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,969 No. She's just a friend. 197 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,513 Actually, she's a friend of my daughter's. 198 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,056 Sometimes we spend time together. 199 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,350 How does everything coming out of my mouth make this sound worse? 200 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,602 - I don't know but I hate it all. - I hate it too. 201 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,437 You know what? I'm gonna walk away 202 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:24,314 and hope that you want this to be over as much as I do. 203 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:25,816 - I sure do. - Okay, great. 204 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,905 - Thanks, Jimmy. - Yeah. 205 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,074 Did you leave enough money for the gum I took? 206 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,158 Goddamn it, Summer. 207 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,663 Psyched to go to your parents for Thanksgiving. 208 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,748 Any special traditions I need to know about? 209 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,710 Nah, we usually just watch football, eat too much food, 210 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,921 and then around sunset, my mom cries and says no one appreciates her. 211 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,089 I can't wait. 212 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:50,174 Yeah, it's fun. 213 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,675 - I'll see you, Alice. - Bye. 214 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,470 Thanks for the help. Fun, right? 215 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:58,765 So fun. Kill me now. 216 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,349 So why you really here? 217 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,686 I can't really talk to anyone else. 218 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,064 They're all worried I'm being too hard on Dad. 219 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:11,612 I don't know. My whole life, he was this awesome, do-anything-for-anybody guy. 220 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:14,281 I mean, you were a stranger and you were beating the shit out of people 221 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:17,242 and he invited you to move into our home, remember? 222 00:10:17,326 --> 00:10:18,660 I do remember that, yes. 223 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:23,415 I told him how important it was for me if he showed up for Louis, 224 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,917 and he still won't fucking do it. 225 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,001 I hear you. 226 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,754 When all the shit went down with my dad, 227 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,548 I had to tell him that we needed to be more open with each other 228 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:35,052 about how we feel, and now he's a completely different person. 229 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,970 - Damn, really? - Hell no. 230 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:40,766 - Don't get me wrong, he's trying. - Yeah. 231 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:41,975 Now I tell him I love him, 232 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:45,103 and he does this thing where he points at me and he snaps. 233 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,982 I think that means he loves me too? 234 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,067 Yeah. 235 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,819 I mean, look, I've been talking about this with Paul. 236 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:53,904 He said… 237 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:59,701 "If you only love someone hoping they'll change one day, 238 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:00,953 that's not love." 239 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:02,704 - That was good. - Thank you. 240 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,499 He's right though. 241 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,378 Real love is when you accept someone, limitations and all. 242 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:10,921 And… 243 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,298 my dad has earned that from me. 244 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:14,383 Forever. 245 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,387 Hey, fuck you for being emotionally healthy right now. 246 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,681 My bad. 247 00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,020 This is a great place, man. 248 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:30,065 Yeah. Yeah, Liz encouraged me to buy it. 249 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,275 Partly as an investment 250 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:35,821 and partly so I could have my own space that's nowhere near her space. 251 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,615 - She ever stop by? - Yep. 252 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:42,035 And when she does, she wears leather pants and goes by "Veronica." 253 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,328 Do tell. 254 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,622 Well, I don't usually love being choked… 255 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,166 No. I was wrong. Do not tell. 256 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,626 - You sure? - Yeah. 257 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,214 Hey. I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Gaby. 258 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:56,884 Yeah, man. Like, why the fuck did you introduce me to her? 259 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,302 - Like, goddamn. - I thought you two 260 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,470 - would be a great match. - I did too, man. 261 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,766 Worst part is, I doubt she's even thinking about me. 262 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,226 I can't stop thinking about him. 263 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,812 Last night I had this crazy dream 264 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:12,065 where I was sexing it up with Keanu Reeves in this super fancy hotel. 265 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,943 And Derrick was the front desk clerk, he was the bellhop, 266 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,196 and he was the tip of Keanu's penis. It was crazy. 267 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,365 Well, that totally normal dream should tell you something. 268 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,326 Okay. First of all, she's right. 269 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,453 And second, I don't like you having other friends. 270 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,621 Liz, we've been over this. 271 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,623 It's okay for us to both have other friends. Damn. 272 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,291 I don't want other friends. 273 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,959 - Well, you're gonna have to deal with it. - No! 274 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:34,254 Aliyah and I bonded after she dumped Nico for being a total dumpster fire. 275 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:36,715 I still don't understand the problem. Derrick seems great. 276 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,425 Derrick's the best. 277 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:40,469 He's just like my husband but Black. 278 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:43,180 And honestly, that's the only thing that would make my husband better. 279 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,598 He's gonna have to keep that hair though, 280 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,808 and that would make for an interesting looking Black dude. 281 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,143 I would tap that ass. 282 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,229 I would tear him up. 283 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,399 Shit, you guys. My whole life I've been a caretaker. 284 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,194 You know, I love knowing that I'm needed. 285 00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,863 That's why I've dated nothing but Nicos. 286 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,740 And you wanna know the best part about dating a Nico? 287 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,726 Free heroin. 288 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,826 - Stop making me like you more. - No. 289 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,453 It just takes the pressure off. 290 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:09,665 You know, it's, like, you stay with a train wreck and you're a saint. 291 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,292 If you leave, it's his fault for being such a mess. 292 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:17,339 But Derrick, it's like he wants me but he doesn't need me. 293 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,925 Like, there's no exit ramp. 294 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,093 That's what's so scary. 295 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,053 Just call him. 296 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,347 You know, bravery isn't about not being scared, 297 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,558 it's about being scared and doing it anyway. 298 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,643 Oh, my God. That is so great. 299 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,270 I'm gonna steal it and pretend it's mine. 300 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,480 Shit, I gotta go. 301 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,358 - I love you. - Love you. 302 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,068 You're growing on me. 303 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,945 Now, why was that necessary? 304 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,658 You're actually the first nanny we've interviewed. 305 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,368 I prefer "au pair." 306 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,996 Love that. Very fancy. 307 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,414 Sorry. Sorry I'm late. 308 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,498 Oh, my God, Liz. 309 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:54,209 She's cute and a little pretentious. Loving her. 310 00:13:54,293 --> 00:13:58,338 Well, I mean, the stamp isn't that cute that she got from clubbing. 311 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,091 Didn't bother to shower to wash it off? 312 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,175 Next. 313 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,846 So what would be your typical daily routine? 314 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,806 I like to follow the baby's lead. 315 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,893 Yeah, 'cause babies are so smart. 316 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,227 They're so intuitive. 317 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,646 They're so not. Bye. 318 00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,065 - Take a water on your way out. - Not the sparkling. 319 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,986 I can get you breast milk off Craigslist. 320 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:25,115 Why are you even looking at me? It's an obvious no! 321 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,284 - It's an obvious no, dawg. - Obvious no. 322 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:31,955 What's up? My name's Chris but I go by Topher. 323 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,790 - Suits you. - Two nicknames. 324 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,419 - Absolutely not. - Come on, Liz. 325 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:38,921 You know you can't handle it. 326 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,672 She's not wrong. 327 00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:41,882 So what's your story, Topher? 328 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,342 I'm good with a microwave. 329 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:44,468 That's hard. 330 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,551 Oh, my God. 331 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,679 What? 332 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,182 Well, I'm a little OCD so I'm very punctual. 333 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,852 And I feel like I should address some of this to you. 334 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:55,547 She's smart. 335 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,732 So, I'm CPR certified. I'm a big believer in sleep training. 336 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,318 And I know that this might sound a bit corny, 337 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,821 but I really do think that it is an honor to help build a family. 338 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,741 - Please can we hire her? - I'm so bored. 339 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:08,824 Yes. 340 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,578 Please, please work for us? 341 00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,622 - Okay. - Yay! 342 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:15,791 If you need to contact us, 343 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:18,794 I might be going to Mykonos with my friend Topher, but Charlie won't. 344 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,466 Stop staring at my brownie. 345 00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,553 I told you to order one for yourself 'cause I don't want to split mine, 346 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,597 and you said I was an asshole and that you didn't want a brownie. 347 00:15:30,681 --> 00:15:32,224 That was five minutes ago. 348 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:33,934 People change. 349 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,018 Damn it. 350 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,521 Thank you. 351 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:39,898 What are you smiling at? 352 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,943 This. You two. I did this. 353 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,278 I made you two friends. 354 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,989 Well, if you have that power, can you make a woman fall for me? 355 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,198 He's not a wizard. 356 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,491 Hurtful. 357 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:51,353 Why am I here, Paul? 358 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:55,289 When you've finished your drink, I want you to go talk to Alice. 359 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,334 You can pretend that you haven't opened up to her 360 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:03,338 because you wanna protect her, but that's not it. You're ashamed. 361 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,426 Just like I'm ashamed of people seeing my disease. 362 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,137 They see me shaking and they feel sorry for me. 363 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,889 I hate it. 364 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,390 Shame is toxic. 365 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:18,103 That's why I decided we should face our shame together. 366 00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,193 That's why I didn't take my meds this morning. 367 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:28,071 Just let the whole damn place see me just the way I am. 368 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,532 Paul, that's incredible. 369 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,410 I don't even notice any tremors. 370 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829 That's because I took my meds. 371 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,497 I chickened out. 372 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,334 But you… you have more courage. 373 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,086 I don't know about that. 374 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,421 I do. 375 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:47,466 Anybody that's gone through what you've gone through 376 00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,387 and isn't cynical and jaded… 377 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,433 That's very inspiring. 378 00:16:58,894 --> 00:16:59,894 Thanks, Paul. 379 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,653 Really? Both of you? 380 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,945 It just looks so delicious. 381 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,405 It's calling to me, man. 382 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,241 Jiminy Christmas. 383 00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,451 - Here. Dig in. - Yes! 384 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,286 This is what you should be most ashamed of. 385 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:19,413 Well, all right. 386 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,000 So, we're birds now. 387 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,123 Hey, it's you. 388 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,138 Hi, what up? 389 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,392 We're gonna start with small talk? 390 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,102 Yeah, I guess. I don't know. 391 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:43,313 Okay. Well, I was about to head to the market 392 00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:46,483 because my aunt forgot the key ingredient to her sweet potatoes. 393 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,609 Sweet potatoes? 394 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:48,944 No, candy corn. 395 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:50,279 Dude, gross. Don't they melt? 396 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:51,780 No. She sticks 'em in after. 397 00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,240 - I don't love it. - I bet you don't. 398 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,658 Hey, look… 399 00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,286 So, Derrick… 400 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,540 Listen, I've been doing some self-reflecting. 401 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:06,920 You know, I just think I'm not used to things being genuinely good, so I… 402 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,256 I sabotaged it. 403 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,508 And I gotta really work on that. 404 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:15,137 And I think the best way to start is by doing something that, 405 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,514 honestly, I should have done weeks ago. 406 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:19,808 So… 407 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,562 Derrick, I think you're fucking amazing 408 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:29,610 and I wanted to know if you'd reconsider coming to Thanksgiving? 409 00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:34,698 I mean, maybe you can bring something. Like, a pie or whatever. 410 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:35,991 But a pie would be good. 411 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,201 I forgot pie. 412 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,827 I don't know, Gaby. 413 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,246 I put myself out there and you left me hanging. 414 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:46,752 And I've tried really hard to stop ignoring red flags. 415 00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:48,837 So how about this? 416 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,633 You work on all that stuff you need to work on, 417 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:57,221 and once you get it in order, you give me a call. Okay? 418 00:18:57,721 --> 00:19:00,599 Yeah. I will do that. 419 00:19:02,601 --> 00:19:03,644 I hope you do. 420 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:06,146 Have a good holiday. 421 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:09,942 Yeah, you too. 422 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,786 Isn't it great having the boys home for Thanksgiving? 423 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:21,912 Mom! 424 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,915 Matthew opened my door and farted and then closed it. 425 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,584 Matthew, don't butt bomb your brother! 426 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:28,836 Told you, asshole! 427 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,213 Yep. These are magical times. 428 00:19:31,797 --> 00:19:34,383 You know, it's stupid. I should be happy that they're here, 429 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,635 but I'm sad they're leaving Sunday. 430 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,680 It's like I spent this whole year searching for something. 431 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,808 I'm just fucking right back where I started. 432 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,477 Babe, if there's anything I can do… 433 00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:47,938 Sweet husband, I'm okay. 434 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,609 You know, sometimes when I do my rocks I just feel melancholy. 435 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,193 I know. 436 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,946 But I'll figure it out. 437 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,949 I mean, remember what Veronica always says. 438 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,325 "Breathe through your nose"? 439 00:20:00,409 --> 00:20:01,827 No, the other thing. 440 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,830 "Fuck it, let's just have fun." 441 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,123 Exactly right. 442 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,416 And you can go. 443 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:08,834 And you're off. 444 00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,636 Surprise guest. 445 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,555 - Derek. - Hey. 446 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,639 Here you go. 447 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,309 So, what's the latest with the nanny search? 448 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:26,810 Little speed bump. 449 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,730 Kellie, the nanny we chose, can't do Mondays or Fridays 450 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:30,939 and that is tough for us. 451 00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,901 So we offered her an extra $500 for those two days, 452 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:37,237 but now she's extorting us because she can hear our desperation. 453 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,864 I said "please" too many times. 454 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,657 No. He did. 455 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,076 500, huh? 456 00:20:43,869 --> 00:20:45,746 Give Liz those two days, I'll pay you six. 457 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,247 - Wait, what? - That's ridiculous. 458 00:20:47,331 --> 00:20:48,331 Fine. 700. 459 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,250 - We're not taking money from you. - We're not? 460 00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,751 We're not. 461 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,004 Well then, let her do it for free. 462 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:58,258 You'll have someone you trust, who has a ton of experience. 463 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,219 She'll make your life better. 464 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,429 I mean… 465 00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,393 I don't know. Is it crazy that I think this might just work? 466 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:10,729 Liz is great with kids. 467 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,105 - Yeah. - Yes. 468 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,816 Plus, when the baby's asleep, I'm sure she'll do some light housework. 469 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,279 Fuck you. 470 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,364 Did you see it? 471 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:25,035 Okay, all right. That was almost worth the ride over. 472 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:29,039 - There's really only two caveats. - Yeah? 473 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,290 First, when you ask her, 474 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,834 - this didn't come from me. - Deal. 475 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,961 Second, even though she's only doing two days, 476 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:37,047 Liz is going to want to be in charge of the other nanny. 477 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,674 - No. - You don't know that. 478 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:39,842 I feel like I do. 479 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,343 Wow. 480 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:46,723 Hey, Lurch. 481 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,351 You good with your hands? 482 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,811 You mean, like, sexually? 483 00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,396 Why would I want to know that? 484 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:55,107 I have no idea. That's why I was confused. 485 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,568 I mean, yes, I am good with them that way. 486 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,444 Cool, I'll spread the word. 487 00:21:59,528 --> 00:22:01,572 - Appreciate that. - Catch. 488 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:05,951 Holy shit. 489 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,286 I finally got one. 490 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,746 It's the one we found when we were looking together. 491 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,497 I love you. 492 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,083 Thank you, Liz. 493 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,210 Are you still fucked up about Alice? 494 00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:19,047 Yeah. Just over here trying to find a little courage. 495 00:22:19,131 --> 00:22:20,131 I get it. 496 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,093 Jimmy, 497 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:28,265 bravery is not about not being scared, 498 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:33,520 it's about not having to do the scary thing and not feeling like you're… 499 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,566 but you do it anyway, you know? 500 00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,775 It's like that. 501 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,486 Love you too. 502 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,279 Now go away. 503 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,999 Hey, it's me. I'm headed over to Gaby's. 504 00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:55,709 I really need to talk. 505 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,211 Hey, Dad. 506 00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:58,295 Goodbye. 507 00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,173 I just left you a message. 508 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:03,133 I heard. 509 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,927 Summer told me how you helped her out. 510 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,180 That was cool. That was very you. 511 00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,725 Yes. 512 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,396 I need to say something to you. 513 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,359 And it's probably something that I should've done a long time ago. 514 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,277 You don't have to say anything. You don't. 515 00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:27,074 I don't care if you ever talk to Louis. 516 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:29,159 Honestly, that wasn't fair of me to ask. 517 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,410 And I love you. 518 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,648 Very much. 519 00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:33,872 Fuck! 520 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,541 - Fuck! - What? 521 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,209 - What? - Me? 522 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,293 - Yeah. - Nothing. 523 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,506 It would just be so easy not to say my thing now. 524 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,299 Don't have to say it. 525 00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:45,425 I think I really do. 526 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,609 Kid, every parent… 527 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:07,781 likes to believe that if something really bad ever happens, 528 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,409 that they are gonna rise to the occasion. 529 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,494 I certainly believed that about myself. 530 00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:15,414 That I was gonna be the hero, you know? 531 00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,125 That I was gonna be your hero. 532 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:21,128 And I was not. 533 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:26,258 And so, when Louis came back into our lives, 534 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:30,137 he was like this walking, talking reminder for me 535 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:37,186 of how I just really let you down when you needed me the most. 536 00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:39,813 You know, your mom and I, we used to always say 537 00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:41,982 that you're the best thing that ever happened to us. 538 00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:44,693 Boy, is it true. 539 00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:47,321 And she also made me promise I was not gonna fuck it up. 540 00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:50,741 And I did. I fucked up. 541 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,160 I fucked it up. 542 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,874 Alice, you are who you are, 543 00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:01,293 this amazing woman, 544 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:04,588 in spite of me. 545 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:06,673 And I keep getting stuck on that. 546 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:09,343 I keep getting stuck on what a terrible father I am. 547 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:14,681 And I'm just so sorry. 548 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,977 I'm just so, so, sorry… 549 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,982 that I am not better. 550 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,030 You're right. You did fuck up. 551 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:35,244 But, Dad, you're leaving out so much of the good stuff. 552 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,079 So many memories. 553 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:42,042 All the trips we went on, all the times I rode on your shoulders. 554 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,461 You climbed trees with me and got a concussion. 555 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:46,505 You showed me how to skateboard 556 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,006 and got a concussion. 557 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:51,051 Hey, you taught me Spanish because Mom couldn't. 558 00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,720 She was so good at languages but just didn't have the patience for me, 559 00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:57,808 and you would sit here with me for hours, and you would never get annoyed. 560 00:25:59,685 --> 00:26:03,438 Soy… estoy berenjena, papá. 561 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,733 You just said "I'm an eggplant." 562 00:26:06,817 --> 00:26:09,069 I never said I got good at it. 563 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:14,616 You know, after Mom died… during the worst times, 564 00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:21,582 there was this one night that I was really tired after practice 565 00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:23,792 and passed out on the couch. 566 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:29,506 And in the morning, I woke up, and I was in my room. 567 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:35,596 Even at your lowest, you still carried me upstairs. 568 00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,932 And that let me know that you were still in there. 569 00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:43,478 So, yeah, maybe you were a bad dad for a second, 570 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:49,568 but, hey, you are also the best fucking dad. 571 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,322 And I am so lucky that you are mine. 572 00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:56,200 Hija mía, te quiero. 573 00:26:58,327 --> 00:26:59,328 Come here. 574 00:27:02,915 --> 00:27:05,042 Did you say something nice in Spanish? 575 00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,127 Because I thought I made it clear I don't understand it. 576 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,962 I know. It was a weird choice on my part. 577 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:10,047 Yeah. 578 00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:15,886 I am not gonna be fucking late! Be ready in five minutes! 579 00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:20,516 Will, honey. 580 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,142 Yeah, Mom? 581 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:24,978 Do you think that's appropriate Thanksgiving attire? 582 00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:26,048 What's wrong with it? 583 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,606 Well, you're wearing ripped jeans 584 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,942 and a backwards baseball cap that says "fuckboy." 585 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,527 She's right. Go change your pants. 586 00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:32,736 And put my hat back. 587 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,446 - Fine. - Dear God. 588 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:37,783 - Hey. Hey, guys. - Hiya. 589 00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,618 - Hi. - To what do we owe 590 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,245 this unexpected pleasure? 591 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:46,208 Liz, it turns out that Kellie can only be our nanny part-time. 592 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:47,459 Oh, no. 593 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:49,211 Now this may sound crazy, 594 00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:53,715 but would you ever in a million years consider covering for us two days a week? 595 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,556 - He put you up to this? - Damn it. 596 00:28:00,639 --> 00:28:01,890 - No. - He mentioned it. 597 00:28:01,974 --> 00:28:03,183 Yes. 598 00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:04,518 But we aren't letting him pay us. 599 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:06,144 - Babe. - Unless that's something you want? 600 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:09,106 - Dude, you are killing me. - Jesus fucking Christ. 601 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:14,361 I never understood why you look down on yourself for "just being a mom." 602 00:28:14,444 --> 00:28:18,991 Yes, you're an amazing photographer, the world's only rock tumbler, 603 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:23,704 but you love raising kids. 604 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,832 That purpose that you've been looking for? 605 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,251 That's it. 606 00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:33,839 That is your gift. 607 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:41,832 I'll do it. 608 00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:43,098 - Yes! - Yeah. 609 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:46,018 Thank you. 610 00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,520 I'm gonna need to be in charge of the other nanny. 611 00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:50,063 - We've already told her. - Okay. 612 00:28:50,147 --> 00:28:51,440 What up, pimps? 613 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:54,193 Summer, I'm having a baby. 614 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,528 Congrats. 615 00:28:56,612 --> 00:28:58,530 I just dodged that bullet. 616 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,325 Oh, God. 617 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,996 - I talked to him. I did. I put a condom… - You didn't talk to him, obviously. 618 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,207 - …in every crack in that room. - You need to have a box in… 619 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:12,419 So, we going straight to In-N-Out, or you wanna go pick up your goats first? 620 00:29:13,587 --> 00:29:14,588 Fine. 621 00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,841 Perfect way to spend Thanksgiving, huh? 622 00:29:17,925 --> 00:29:21,220 Eating burgers, watching football. 623 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,767 Wait a second, this is not the way to In-N-Out. 624 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,480 Why are you dressed up? Am I being kidnapped again? 625 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:34,233 Oh, come on, you'd be sad if we missed Gaby's. 626 00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:35,943 It's only for a few hours, 627 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:39,613 and I brought your meds in case you wanna take them again before dinner. 628 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:43,242 But look, I'm not even dressed for this. 629 00:29:43,325 --> 00:29:44,535 Your blazer's in the trunk. 630 00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:49,248 Help! I'm being kidnapped! 631 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,375 - Jesus's sakes, will you calm down? - Anybody! 632 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,459 Jesus. 633 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,503 Worst Thanksgiving ever. 634 00:29:59,591 --> 00:30:02,177 - Hey! Who grabs beans? - I do. 635 00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:05,138 - Oh, my God. That turkey looks amazing. - Thank you. 636 00:30:05,222 --> 00:30:06,598 - Holy shit. - I trussed and brushed it, 637 00:30:06,682 --> 00:30:08,642 - and then dipped it in an orange glaze. - Girl, yeah. 638 00:30:08,725 --> 00:30:09,935 Okay, too much lingo. 639 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,980 You wanna look me in the eyes and tell me you actually made all this? 640 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:15,190 You keep your mouth shut, or I'll orange glaze your ass, 641 00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:16,358 and I know that sounds sexual, 642 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:17,818 - but it's not. - Understood. 643 00:30:17,901 --> 00:30:19,903 All right, D, you wanna carve this bird? 'Cause I don't know how to. 644 00:30:19,987 --> 00:30:21,113 Yes, ma'am. 645 00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,490 D-man's time to shine. 646 00:30:23,574 --> 00:30:25,117 - Look out, ladies! Coming through. - Jesus Christ. 647 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,577 - Come on. Here we go. - Okay. 648 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,204 - Coat. Get it off. - What? 649 00:30:29,288 --> 00:30:32,165 All right, I don't know what I'm doing, but I know it doesn't take all this. 650 00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,461 This bird looks like it's gonna take all this. 651 00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:37,545 Oh, God. 652 00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,763 - That's such a good one. - Yeah. 653 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,682 So now that we're all in the Covenant of the Rock, 654 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:49,766 is there a secret handshake? 655 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,476 He's ruining it. 656 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,437 Just give him a secret handshake. 657 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,355 Come on. It'll just be this with a snap. 658 00:30:56,481 --> 00:30:57,482 I hate that! 659 00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:58,734 Okay, easy, Liz. 660 00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,527 - Hey, Julie. - Hi, honey. 661 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:01,653 Hi, Paul. 662 00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:03,989 I'm here under duress. 663 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:07,034 Stop saying that. You got your sweatpants on. 664 00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,369 You can still scratch your balls when no one's looking. 665 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:11,496 I don't care if anybody's looking or not. 666 00:31:11,580 --> 00:31:13,665 And you, you Judas. 667 00:31:13,749 --> 00:31:16,668 You knew that she was gonna abduct me, and you said nothing? 668 00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:19,922 Hey, pal, if you're not here, I'm not even invited. 669 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,632 And don't touch the cheese with that hand. 670 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:23,967 Okay, everybody. 671 00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:26,970 Before we start the buffet, I just wanna make one quick announcement. 672 00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,054 Yes, Liz? 673 00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:30,807 Why is Aliyah in the kitchen with you? 674 00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,267 You're okay, all right? 675 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:36,897 Happy Thanksgiving. This holiday is all about togetherness. 676 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,273 - No. - Okay. 677 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:40,400 So, I'd like all you kids to put your cell phones 678 00:31:40,484 --> 00:31:41,818 in this damn basket, all right? 679 00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:43,695 - Hey, you're Matthew, right? - Yeah. 680 00:31:43,779 --> 00:31:45,614 - How old are you? - Twenty-three. 681 00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:47,366 - Twenty-four. - Twenty-four. 682 00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:48,575 Holy shit. 683 00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:50,118 I got the smart one. 684 00:31:50,202 --> 00:31:52,621 Wow. Okay, I really need you to put your phone in here. 685 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:53,830 Busted. 686 00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:55,207 - Hey, Brian. - Yeah, what's up? 687 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:57,334 We all spoke, and I'm afraid you're gonna have to cough that up. 688 00:31:57,417 --> 00:31:58,669 - What? - Yes. 689 00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:00,462 No! This is ridiculous. 690 00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:02,422 Do you all think so little of me? 691 00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:03,966 Just fucking do it. 692 00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:05,717 - Why are you on Wayfair? - Yeah. I wanted to get 693 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,052 that cute ottoman that you have. 694 00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:09,346 - Thank you. Put your phone in here. - Okay. I'm sorry. 695 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,390 All right, it's time to eat. Paul, do you wanna do the honors? 696 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,183 Let's just fucking do it. 697 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:15,727 - Great. Perfect. - Okay, here we go. 698 00:32:15,811 --> 00:32:17,563 - We're gonna get private time at dessert. - I know, but… 699 00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:19,898 - We should have some pie. Okay. - Yes, I promise. 700 00:32:19,982 --> 00:32:20,983 Hey. 701 00:32:22,818 --> 00:32:24,862 - Here, I didn't lick this one. - Thank you. I don't want it. 702 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:27,698 - Uh-huh. All right, thank you. - Thank you. 703 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:31,118 - Hey, it's your turn. Come on. - One sec. 704 00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:33,412 - And there it is. Love you. - Thank you. I love you. 705 00:32:37,082 --> 00:32:38,834 - Hey, can you hand me that? - Sure. 706 00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,377 Thanks. 707 00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:43,589 Why the hell did he make us open today? 708 00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:47,384 We've had, like, one customer, and they ordered 50 turkey sandwiches. 709 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,094 Yeah, right? 710 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,850 What time exactly do you want me to come round later? 711 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:57,853 'Cause this pudding takes a very specific amount of time to cook, 712 00:32:57,936 --> 00:33:00,189 and if it's one minute over, it's a brick. 713 00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:02,858 Yeah, about that… 714 00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:06,028 Fuck. 715 00:33:06,111 --> 00:33:08,989 So, I told some of my friends you were coming, and… 716 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,786 You never told me that you got drunk and murdered someone. 717 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:22,044 And so, now, I think that it just might be, like, weird for you to be there. 718 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:25,380 It's okay. 719 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:31,512 I'm sorry, man. 720 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:32,596 Don't be. 721 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:34,598 I understand. 722 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,143 Shit, man. 723 00:33:40,229 --> 00:33:41,230 Look, Louis, I… 724 00:33:41,313 --> 00:33:43,106 Why don't you go, and I'll… 725 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:44,608 I'll lock up. 726 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,110 All right. 727 00:33:55,744 --> 00:33:56,745 Hey. 728 00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:01,875 Happy Thanksgiving, man. 729 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:05,212 You too. 730 00:34:19,685 --> 00:34:21,311 Cheers to the chef. 731 00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:25,065 To Sean! 732 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:26,190 - I knew it. - Yeah. 733 00:34:26,275 --> 00:34:27,275 No. 734 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:30,946 Okay, our mom couldn't make it today, 735 00:34:31,029 --> 00:34:34,241 but I would like to carry on one of her favorite traditions. 736 00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:37,828 So, let's go around the room and everybody say what they're thankful for. 737 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:40,621 Who wants to start? 738 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:45,085 First of all, I wanna say how thankful I am to welcome Jorge into our home, 739 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:46,920 but, Mom, you have to calm down. 740 00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:49,089 But look how cute he is. 741 00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,424 I just can't turn it off, bro. 742 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:52,926 But most of all, 743 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,847 I wanna say how grateful I am that we're all together again. 744 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,683 It means so much to me. 745 00:35:02,936 --> 00:35:03,937 Love you too, Dad. 746 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,981 I'm thankful for my family. 747 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:08,525 Me too. 748 00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,445 That's all of you guys. 749 00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:13,197 For my husband. 750 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:16,575 For my wife. 751 00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:17,561 Hello? 752 00:35:17,576 --> 00:35:18,576 - Seriously? - What the fuck? 753 00:35:19,578 --> 00:35:20,913 - What the heck? - Fine. 754 00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:23,207 - For our boys too. - Yeah. 755 00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:27,252 I'm thankful to just be included, honestly. 756 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,630 She took mine. 757 00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:32,549 But, seriously, I am very thankful to have been included. 758 00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:34,885 I'm thankful for my sister. 759 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:38,764 For my handsome new roommate. 760 00:35:41,683 --> 00:35:44,478 That next Thanksgiving, we'll both be dads. 761 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,481 That… 762 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,442 Paul's done with that turkey leg. 763 00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:55,739 That I get to be here and not at fucking Morongo. 764 00:36:00,369 --> 00:36:01,370 Okay. 765 00:36:02,955 --> 00:36:03,899 I guess it's my turn. 766 00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:05,207 Your turn for what? 767 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,669 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 768 00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:13,048 It's okay. I was just trying to figure out what I'm thankful for. 769 00:36:13,131 --> 00:36:14,132 You'll come up with something. 770 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,302 And I know you mentioned everyone had to bring something so, 771 00:36:17,386 --> 00:36:18,679 I brought your mom. 772 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:20,514 - Oh, shit. Hey, that's not my mom. - Oh, God. 773 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:22,683 - No. - Did you just take some random lady? 774 00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:24,768 No, I didn't take a random lady. This is my aunt. 775 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,520 - Jesus. - Yeah, fuck. 776 00:36:26,603 --> 00:36:27,604 That's your mom. 777 00:36:28,522 --> 00:36:29,523 I brought pie. 778 00:36:33,652 --> 00:36:34,653 That's so sweet. 779 00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:35,821 What kind of pie? 780 00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:37,072 Apple. 781 00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:38,991 - What kind of apple? - Babe. 782 00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,641 Attention, passengers. 783 00:37:05,392 --> 00:37:08,228 The next train to Union Station is now approaching. 784 00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:12,649 Please stand behind the yellow line until the train comes to a complete stop. 785 00:37:12,733 --> 00:37:13,775 Thank you. 786 00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:28,415 - Hey, wait. I need you to try this. - Oh, my God. 787 00:37:28,498 --> 00:37:30,375 It's so good. 788 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,794 - Nice move. - I try. 789 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:35,047 I didn't go yet. 790 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:38,800 I didn't go yet. 791 00:37:39,843 --> 00:37:40,969 Hey, I didn't go yet. 792 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,974 Most of you know that I'm here under duress. 793 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:50,062 I don't really like being the center of attention. 794 00:37:50,145 --> 00:37:51,939 - That's not true. - I doubt that. 795 00:37:52,022 --> 00:37:53,649 It is when I'm not in control. 796 00:37:54,816 --> 00:37:58,487 Like I wasn't in control of… about being here today, 797 00:37:59,863 --> 00:38:01,615 I'm also not in control of this. 798 00:38:02,491 --> 00:38:04,868 I didn't take my pills because I… 799 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:09,081 I wanna save them for when I really need them. 800 00:38:10,707 --> 00:38:12,125 Not to hide from you. 801 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,088 Sometimes it's hard not to feel sorry for myself. 802 00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:20,300 You know, poor me with my… 803 00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:24,388 failed, fragile body. 804 00:38:26,181 --> 00:38:32,271 But then, I look around this room and… 805 00:38:36,358 --> 00:38:39,027 and I say to myself… 806 00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:43,907 "Lucky guy. 807 00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:47,411 I'm a lucky guy." 808 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:55,836 I don't know how much longer I'm gonna have to… 809 00:38:58,046 --> 00:39:02,968 to work with you, hang out with you, laugh with you. 810 00:39:05,512 --> 00:39:09,766 Road's gonna get tougher and tougher. 811 00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:11,810 But I do know that I'll get through it 812 00:39:13,729 --> 00:39:16,815 because of everyone… everyone in this room. 813 00:39:21,695 --> 00:39:24,698 And that's what I'm… that's what I'm thankful for. 814 00:39:25,908 --> 00:39:27,659 'Cause we can get through anything… 815 00:39:30,454 --> 00:39:33,624 if we have people to lean on. 816 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:38,504 I'm leaning on you. I'm leaning on you. 817 00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:58,899 Okay. 818 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:04,780 Switch. 819 00:40:06,615 --> 00:40:07,824 Love you. 820 00:40:26,802 --> 00:40:28,637 Paul, I'd like you to meet my sons. 821 00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:43,819 Yes. 822 00:40:43,902 --> 00:40:45,529 Yes, yes, yes. 823 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:52,160 Thank you. 824 00:40:52,244 --> 00:40:53,495 Yes, of course. 825 00:41:21,273 --> 00:41:22,357 Hey, man. 826 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:32,117 Turns out my daughter is more addicted to her cell phone than I realized. 827 00:41:32,618 --> 00:41:34,703 They were in a basket. It's a long story. 828 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:38,707 Why are you here? 829 00:41:41,752 --> 00:41:44,421 I guess I'm here for her. For Alice. 830 00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:51,303 I'm probably also here for Tia. 831 00:42:02,564 --> 00:42:04,233 Mostly, I'm here for me. 832 00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:35,681 What a shitty couple of years, huh? 833 00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:45,649 Yeah. 834 00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:53,240 How about her? What's her story? 835 00:42:58,453 --> 00:43:00,122 Well, she's obviously a schoolteacher. 836 00:43:00,205 --> 00:43:03,625 And she's just realized she's forgotten something very important. 837 00:43:03,709 --> 00:43:06,461 Big test day. No No. 2 pencils. 838 00:43:07,045 --> 00:43:09,548 - It's a nightmare. - It's not the first time it's happened. 839 00:43:10,299 --> 00:43:12,676 How about this guy? He's a brooding rock star. 840 00:43:12,759 --> 00:43:15,596 No, I know that guy. He's an assassin.