1 00:00:12,221 --> 00:00:16,140 Grandpa, this was so nice. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. 2 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:19,061 Yeah. Sorry, Dad. If I knew you were coming, I would've got us some beers. 3 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,145 No problem. 4 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:23,398 Thank you for the hot Black Cherry White Claw. 5 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:24,483 You're welcome. 6 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,443 My mom taught me to never show up empty-handed. 7 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,695 Lucky that car show was in Irvine. 8 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,405 Best one I've been to in a minute. 9 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:35,827 They had a pristine 1968 Ford Mustang GT Fastback. 10 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:38,080 Same one Steve McQueen drove in Bullitt. 11 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,415 I don't know what any of that means. 12 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,418 It means, "I'm a man, and I like man things." 13 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,797 Yeah. Hey, I noticed that '72 vintage Bronco outside. 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,216 - Great car, son, but… - Yeah. Thanks. 15 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,300 Baby blue? 16 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,344 - That's a badass color. - Is it? 17 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,972 Yeah. It's like driving Frank Sinatra's eyes. 18 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,307 Frank would've had you killed for saying that. 19 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,060 He's a singer. 20 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:05,566 So, Wesleyan, huh? That is amazing. 21 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,734 Are kids still doing fist bumps? 22 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:08,861 Only for you, Grandpa. 23 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:10,737 Boom! 24 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,825 How 'bout you, Jimbo? What's going on with you? 25 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,828 Just living my life, not going by the name "Jimbo." 26 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:18,996 You seeing anyone? 27 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,373 No. 28 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:25,544 There is a woman named Sofi. Word on the street is he's too afraid to ask her out. 29 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,045 - Hey… - Why, pimp? 30 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,089 Go get some divorced strange, dawg. 31 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,175 Nothing wrong with divorced strange. 32 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,011 Look, we don't even know if she's into… 33 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:35,637 mopey widowers. 34 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:38,223 Jimmy's always had trouble asking girls out. 35 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,392 Every time he tried, he got a nosebleed. 36 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,269 That was one time. 37 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:46,773 I used to get nervous when I talked to girls, but I got over it. 38 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:48,984 Okay. 39 00:01:50,194 --> 00:01:51,320 I'll take these in. 40 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,406 Grandpa, I wanted to ask you something about graduation… 41 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,909 Hey, kid, can you help me with dessert in the kitchen? 42 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,118 Sure. 43 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:04,499 You are exactly my mom's type. 44 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,252 I'm okay not talking. 45 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,213 Hey. 46 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,716 You know how I love it when you give me shit, right? 47 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,010 - No, you don't. - I don't. I hate it. 48 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,680 But I allow it because my heart sings when you include me. 49 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,182 But him… 50 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,935 I'm glad you guys have a good relationship, I really am. 51 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,812 For me, it's, like… it's, like, a little more complicated. 52 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:26,897 I get it. 53 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,815 - Yeah? - I do. 54 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,150 - Thanks, kid. - Yeah. 55 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,739 Your friend showed me a picture of her mom's tattoo. 56 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,449 I'd like to leave now. 57 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,035 Summer! She's not even single! 58 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:44,706 We have some stuff to go over because we're about a month away from D-Day, 59 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:48,502 which is "delivery day" for us, and "doomsday" for your bajingo. 60 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,337 - What now? - Maybe we skip that part. 61 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:54,466 Now, I wanna make sure everyone's clear on their roles for the actual birth. 62 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:57,511 Charlie, you're gonna deal with the anesthesiologist, 63 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:01,348 take her through breathing, and hold her hand the whole time. 64 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,058 I've moisturized, and I'm ready. 65 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,936 And I'm gonna be like one of those 1950s dads chain-smoking 66 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,689 and saying things like, "Can you believe they let broads become doctors?" 67 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,108 Wrong. You're gonna be fetching ice chips. 68 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,442 For what? Rosé? 69 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,444 Also, if you do look down there, 70 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:17,239 you are not allowed to say "ew" when you see how stretchy it is. 71 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,907 Wow. 72 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:22,828 Ava, I want to introduce you to the other nanny 73 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,540 that's gonna be "helping out" on the six days a week that I'm not there. 74 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,708 You're very tall. 75 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:29,251 I am, thank you. 76 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,171 And I'm also just so excited that this baby is finally here. 77 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,631 And I have been instructed to say that, 78 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:38,177 "Serving under Liz will be the privilege of a lifetime." 79 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,013 Not as sincere as I'd hoped. 80 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,181 - Not great. - No. 81 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:46,852 Regardless, Kellie is amazing and has tons of expertise… 82 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,188 - I have a deep training in Montessori… - But not now. 83 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,857 - No? - No. Thank you so much for stopping by. 84 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,859 - There ya go. On your way. - Yeah. Thank you so much. 85 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,777 Bye, Kellie. Please don't quit yet. 86 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:56,945 Hey! Remember, 87 00:03:57,029 --> 00:04:00,991 the hospital will not discharge unless that car seat's installed. 88 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,035 I want that purchased by tomorrow. 89 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,620 I have a business trip. 90 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,622 - But Brian can handle it. - He can't. 91 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,498 - I can't. - Derek will join you. 92 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,667 - Can't he just go by himself? - I'll fucking kill you. 93 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:14,838 I'm so excited that you guys are gonna be there when the baby comes. 94 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:16,923 I invited my mom too. 95 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,052 Well, the more the merrier. 96 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,345 She said no. 97 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,180 She's not really on board with what I'm doing. 98 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,224 - It'll just be the three of us. - Four of us. 99 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,475 I miss Kellie. 100 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,768 All right, meeting adjourned. 101 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,147 Sean! 102 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,649 Marisol. 103 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:34,942 Koala! 104 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,861 God, I missed this. 105 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,572 I'm sorry I'm late, but it's so good to see you. How are you? 106 00:04:40,656 --> 00:04:43,659 No, wait, wait. I wanna go first because I just moved back from Miami. 107 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,160 And I'm so excited to be with my family 108 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:48,205 and to, like, end the day in the same bra that I started it in. 109 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,416 It's very sticky there. You know, things get sweaty. 110 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,835 That's too much. Okay. Your turn. 111 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,211 Right. 112 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,380 - You look great. - Thanks. 113 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,383 Before we catch up, we obviously need to talk about how things ended. 114 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,718 Especially how badly I behaved… 115 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,595 No, who cares about that? 116 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:07,140 Okay, I know that I was late, but I'm trying to get into fashion, 117 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,185 and I met this girl who has this cousin who's like a sick designer. 118 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,480 And she said that I could meet him if I met her in 15, 119 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,108 so I can't stay, but I still wanted to see you. 120 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,693 And now I have. 121 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,403 And you're still hot. Thank God. 122 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,030 Oh, my God. We should have dinner tomorrow night. 123 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,074 You can cook for me, and since I don't have a job yet, 124 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,909 - you can buy all the food. - I don't know… 125 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,411 - Why, are you busy? - No, I just… 126 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,121 Okay, great. I'll see you tomorrow night. 127 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,205 Koala! 128 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,624 Wait. You koala me. 129 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,127 I'm kidding. I'd die. 130 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,045 You're crazy. 131 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,089 I'll see you tomorrow. Bye! 132 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,633 What the fuck just happened? 133 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:43,302 Bye, Grandpa. 134 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,970 - Love you. - Love you too. 135 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,640 Hey, didn't you have a question for me before? 136 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:50,934 It was nothing. 137 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:58,317 - It was nice seeing you, Dad. - You too, kid. 138 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,361 Maybe I'll see you again if there's a car show in a 30-mile radius. 139 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,488 You can count on it. 140 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:06,533 All right, Jimbo. 141 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,374 Every September 16th 142 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,002 I think, "This is the year my dad's gonna call on me my birthday." 143 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:18,795 Never does. 144 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,131 Your birthday's September 16th? 145 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,800 That means your parents were fucking on Christmas. 146 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,719 Was that helpful? 147 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,262 Hey, so, Paul, how you doing? 148 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,640 I'll be back in the office in no time. 149 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,017 Give me the scoop. What's going on with that patient of yours? 150 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,310 - Maya? - Yeah. 151 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,396 I fucked that up real good. She still won't return my calls. 152 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,106 Why don't you tell her the truth? 153 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:43,070 That you were messed up because Jimmy was BFF with the guy who killed your BFF. 154 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:47,950 - Is that how we're describing this now? - That's the way we're describing it. 155 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,244 Paul, I don't know if I want to be that forthcoming with Maya. 156 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,163 There's nothing wrong with self-use. 157 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,916 It can build trust when you confess your own flaws. 158 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:59,002 That's why Jimmy's patients trust him so much. 159 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,713 He's basically a walking mistake. 160 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:03,632 I'm only hearing the compliment. 161 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,342 Okay, I'll tell her. Why the hell not? 162 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:09,096 Shit, I gotta run. I'm covering one of your patients at noon. 163 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,598 - Oh, yeah? Who? - Sean. 164 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,894 - Terrific. - "Terrific." 165 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,856 - Somebody's jealous. - I'm not jealous. 166 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,442 All right, I'm a little bit jealous. 167 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,694 Yeah, that's fine. 168 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,446 You jealous little bitch. 169 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:29,575 Paul. 170 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,160 Matthew hated getting in the car seat. 171 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:35,205 We had to play the Wiggles on repeat just to get him to sit still. 172 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,082 Derek. Focus. 173 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:40,627 Wait, I'm about to be a caring father. I should practice. 174 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:43,463 How is Matthew? Have you heard from him since you kicked him out? 175 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:47,176 No, but I know he's staying with his brother because Liz tracked his ass. 176 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,053 She, like, put a GPS tracker in his clothes? 177 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:51,763 Sure. 178 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,182 In his clothes. 179 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:56,185 Okay, now, find the one with the fewest crevices 180 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,812 because you're gonna be hosing poop out of that thing twice a week. 181 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,480 That sounds like a Charlie problem. 182 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,150 This one's not bad. 183 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,819 - Holy crap. Holy crap! - What? 184 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:07,654 Ava went into labor. 185 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:11,158 I'm having a baby. 186 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,367 Congrats. 187 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:17,289 This isn't how I imagined 188 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,957 - this moment at all. - What? 189 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:20,959 I thought I'd be at a boozy brunch with my best gays, 190 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:23,378 and as I ran out of the pool area, everyone would've formed two lines. 191 00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,422 It's like I was a guest on the Jennifer Hudson show! 192 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,550 Okay, hey, everyone! 193 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,677 This man is having a baby! 194 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,386 - He's having a baby! - I'm having a baby! 195 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:34,932 Come on, come on! Form two lines, Hudson-style! 196 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,015 - Let's go. - All right! 197 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,976 Come on, come on. 198 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:45,776 Baby, baby, baby, oh I'm having a baby, baby, baby 199 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,481 Alice, is this your old spaghetti? 200 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,483 I told you to clean it up last night! 201 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:29,278 Alice. 202 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,707 - Hello? - Hey, buddy. 203 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,083 I'm just here with Ava. 204 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:47,254 She went into labor a little bit early, but everything is great. 205 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:50,299 We are doing so, so… 206 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,383 bad! 207 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,552 We're talking Cats the musical the movie bad. 208 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,304 There's a storm in Chicago, Charlie's stuck, 209 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,514 I've already seen three different gross things. 210 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,766 Plus, I'm sorry, but does she have to keep her feet exposed? 211 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,685 - I'm freaking out! - Hey! I'll be right there. 212 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:02,769 It's gonna be fine. 213 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:04,897 Thanks. But why are you still talking? You talk too much! 214 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,733 Hey, you. 215 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,444 Look at those cute little toes. They look cold. 216 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,154 - Do you want me to cover them up? - No, no, no. 217 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,740 Okay, yeah. Let's leave them out for everyone to see. 218 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,041 I could've killed you. 219 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,668 We're having a baby! 220 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:30,839 If she's crowning, you tell her to clench until I get there. 221 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:35,052 Okay, so you're mad at that gorgeous woman 222 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,680 with all those curves and lashes like butterfly wings? Why? 223 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:41,141 I was gonna say sorry for what an asshole I was. 224 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,894 She was supposed to apologize for cheating on me. 225 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,271 I didn't want her to jump on me and tell me to make her dinner 226 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,356 like nothing happened. 227 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,066 Being accountable matters. 228 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,692 I see what this is. 229 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:51,777 You want to smooch her. 230 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,529 What are you… No, I don't. 231 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,240 - Then why'd you agree to dinner, Sean? - She made me. 232 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,033 She didn't make you do anything. 233 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,661 Look. Paul told you about "The Field," right? 234 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,663 This magical energy force 235 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,373 that sends you everything you need in life? 236 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,916 That's just Jesus, right? 237 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,294 I'm a lot less crunchy than Paul, 238 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:12,923 so I think once you know what you need to work on the most in your life, 239 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,050 you just start seeing it everywhere. 240 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,679 Seems like Marisol might be here to help you move forward a bit. 241 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,430 And if that's the case, 242 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:23,475 then maybe you should dig down and find the courage to do it. 243 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,855 You thinking about what I said, or you dreaming about more smoochies? 244 00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,107 Thanks for your help. 245 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:33,360 - I know you thinking about smoochies. - Thank you, Gaby. 246 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,281 They're gonna tear each other up. 247 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,618 Okay, here's the deal. 248 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:43,412 Liz has you scheduled for brain exercises, 249 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,581 so I'm gonna show you photos of Julie's friends. 250 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,624 All you have to do is tell me their names. 251 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:48,792 Squirrel Teeth. 252 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,461 Stupid Glasses. 253 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,547 Never Shuts Up. 254 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,715 Yeah, yeah. 255 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,925 Janet is way too talky. Here. 256 00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,886 Well, it seems like you're feeling more like yourself. 257 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,681 I am. I haven't had a hallulu in days. 258 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:06,059 Yeah, and once he goes a whole week, then he gets to go back to work. 259 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:08,270 But until then, he needs to rest. 260 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,771 It's like I'm in prison. 261 00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,942 And you're my sexy warden. 262 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,110 - Bingo. - Yeah. 263 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,492 So, why are you here? What do you need? 264 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,536 I can't just be nice? 265 00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:27,581 All 18-year-olds are selfish assholes, so no. 266 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,499 Nothing. 267 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,252 Just some dumb stuff I'm trying to process with Dad. 268 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,296 - And I… - Hey, kid. Keep it down. 269 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,384 She hears that we're work talking, and we're both in the shitter. 270 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,261 Tell you what, you leave. 271 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,180 I'll meet me at the bench in 30 minutes. 272 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,807 Okay, but that's not enough time for me to get you a snack. 273 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,267 Well, then you better hustle. 274 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,727 And it better be bad for me. 275 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:52,189 If I catch one whiff of carrot, it's over. 276 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,273 Go. Go. 277 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:54,900 Go. 278 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,820 I gotta get the fuck out of here. 279 00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,990 Hey. Somebody call for backup? 280 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,825 This is happening so fast. 281 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,788 I haven't even decided if I want the epidural or to do it natural… 282 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:10,832 Any strong opinions, Liz? 283 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:16,380 Natural childbirth is like getting a root canal without Novocain. 284 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,092 No one's giving you a trophy for suffering through your vadge being ripped open. 285 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,176 When I hear 286 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,554 those natural childbirth dummies screaming in pain, 287 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,515 I just… I can't help but smile a little. 288 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:27,766 I want the drugs. 289 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,935 - Obviously. - Great. So, should we tell someone? 290 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,687 How does this work? Do we order them online? 291 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,021 The baby could be here any minute. 292 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,692 Relax. She's only two-and-a-half centimeters. 293 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:37,818 She's right. 294 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,695 What station is the baby at? 295 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,698 Is she fully effaced? You know what, let me just look at her vitals. 296 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,033 I'm sorry, who are you? 297 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,702 I'm her ob-gyn. 298 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,078 Whoa. No, she's not. 299 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,372 She is, however, a mother of three 300 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,959 who's here to help in a sane and normal way. 301 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,460 That sounds better. 302 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:56,670 Hey, Liz. Why don't we… 303 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,006 Why don't we have a little chat outside in the hallway? 304 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,632 I don't wanna have a chat. 305 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:03,093 I know you don't, sweetie. Come on. We'll be right back. 306 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,595 Okay, Liz. 307 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,598 We're just gonna go ahead and let the experts be in charge. 308 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:11,185 Raise your hand if you've pushed someone out of you before? 309 00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,478 In your face. 310 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,855 Don't make me explain. 311 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,316 Guys? Lock the fuck in. 312 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,650 We are not ready for this. 313 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,236 The car seat hasn't been installed. I forgot the go bag. 314 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,322 And that entire room smells like vagina. 315 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:24,531 I think it's on my clothes. 316 00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:26,825 No. No. 317 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:28,869 There it is. Smell that. 318 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:33,457 I'm good. Brian, a lot of crazy shit's gonna happen in there. All right? 319 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,334 - You're gonna see blood. - Lots of blood. 320 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,836 - You might see her insides. - On the outside. 321 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,507 And poop is definitely a possibility. 322 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:44,384 - Poop's gonna be everywhere. - I would so much rather be at brunch. 323 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,305 The one thing we know for sure is you're gonna be a dad. 324 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,559 I'm gonna be a dad. 325 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,019 Yeah. 326 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,231 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Stuart, I know I texted you 327 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:00,108 that I was gonna be the first father in history to die during childbirth, 328 00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,652 but I'm okay now. 329 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,112 So, you can go… What's that stupid face? 330 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:07,866 What do you mean she hasn't signed the adoption paperwork? 331 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,203 I think you know what I mean because you just repeated it back to me. 332 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,205 Hey, let's all just relax. All right? 333 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,250 The baby came early. Maybe she just hasn't gotten around to it yet. 334 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:21,588 In my experience, delaying signing usually means she's reluctant about something. 335 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,590 Read the fucking room, Stuart! 336 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:24,883 Jesus. 337 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,679 - So, I'm not gonna be a dad. - Here's what we're gonna do. 338 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,139 We're gonna wait until the anesthesia kicks in… 339 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,850 - Nope. - …then there's this sweet spot 340 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,560 - before the baby comes out… - No. 341 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:36,770 …where she'll be very suggestible. 342 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,398 - No. - I feel like she's making the most sense. 343 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,732 She really isn't. 344 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,110 - All I have to do is get her to sign. - Brian. 345 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,196 Put yourself in Ava's shoes. She's scared. 346 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,283 She has to come to this decision on her own. 347 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,410 Liz? 348 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:52,744 He's not wrong. 349 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,959 Brian, I promise you even if Ava decides to keep it, 350 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,837 we are leaving this hospital with a baby. 351 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,130 Okay. 352 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,840 I cannot be a party to this. 353 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,552 - Hey. - Yo. 354 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:12,639 Why isn't there anything sweet in this house? 355 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:14,558 Do you think Paul will take brown sugar packets? 356 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,018 I got you. 357 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,853 Thank you. 358 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,980 If you join me and my ex for dinner tonight. 359 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,150 I get uncomfortable when it's just the two of us. 360 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,943 So you wanna tap that again? 361 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,821 - Deal or no? - Deal. 362 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,078 Were you followed? 363 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,163 Dude. 364 00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:42,211 It's just that Julie always seems to know where I am. 365 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,879 Yeah, she tracks you on your phone. 366 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,673 Not anymore. I got a burner. 367 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,885 So, what's going on? 368 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,764 Nice. 369 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,767 - So, graduation's coming up, and… - Okay. 370 00:16:56,850 --> 00:17:01,188 …I want to invite my grandpa, but I don't think Dad would love that. 371 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:02,356 They have baggage. 372 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,316 Look, Jimmy's shit is not your shit. 373 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,777 You wanna invite your grandpa? Do it. 374 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,154 As far as letting your dad know, 375 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:11,323 you don't have to do that unless he says yes. 376 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:16,244 You just cross that tall, sad bridge when you get there. 377 00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:18,955 Thanks. 378 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,627 What? Something else? 379 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:25,878 You just went somewhere. 380 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:27,923 It's just… 381 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,425 I made a big deal about being done with therapy 382 00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,428 and now I have a tiny problem and I come running back? 383 00:17:33,512 --> 00:17:34,638 I don't know, I just… 384 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,891 I guess I feel like a failure. 385 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,351 I knew you'd be back. 386 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:45,732 Life has a way of making sure that no one's ever really done with this stuff. 387 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,319 Least now you know… 388 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,240 you can get it through it on your own if you have to. 389 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,450 But hear this. 390 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,287 You never have to. 391 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,208 Good. 'Cause I mean, I'm about to go to college, 392 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:04,459 and that's gonna be insane. 393 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:07,337 And then there will be work stuff and marriage. 394 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,964 Actually, never doing that. 395 00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,466 That's a sexist construct… or, shit, babies. 396 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,719 Well, I guess I could do that. I did raise Dad. 397 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,726 I do know that I want this in my life. 398 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,561 Forever and ever and ever. 399 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,278 - Thanks. - Yeah, of course. 400 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,824 Was your wife scared when she had your daughter? 401 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,242 She was terrified. 402 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,871 So was I. And then she took charge, 403 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,916 and turned into this, like, savage mom-animal. 404 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,209 And I watched this woman, like… 405 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:47,961 push this baby out of her. 406 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:51,882 She ripped through the umbilical cord with her teeth… 407 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,386 Many have said that it helped her that I was brave enough to be scared. 408 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,013 Name one who said that. 409 00:18:59,473 --> 00:19:00,682 My friend Harry. 410 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,894 Harry… Harry Belafonte. 411 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,229 The "Day-O" guy? 412 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,773 Just rub her fucking feet, Brian. 413 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:09,233 - Pass. - Well, then hold her hand. 414 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,403 Hey, she needs the epidural. Did you find the anesthesiologist? 415 00:19:13,487 --> 00:19:16,990 Yes. He said, "Will you get out of the bathroom?" I said, "No." 416 00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,159 And he said, "Will you at least get out of the stall?" 417 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,954 And I just stared at him, so now he'll be here in five minutes. 418 00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,415 See, Ava. Huh? You got nothing left you gotta do. 419 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,708 Well, you know, 420 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,418 - there might be one thing. - Brian. 421 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,963 What? I think she might feel better if she went through a mental checklist 422 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:34,007 of anything that she might've forgotten. Like, did I do this? And did I do this? 423 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,968 Maybe I didn't do this. I might've forgotten to do… 424 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,511 Is there anything that comes to mind? 425 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,012 Jesus. 426 00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:41,849 Derek is downstairs with the car seat. 427 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,684 Go help. 428 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,563 Good idea. 429 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,940 Because if we don't have it installed, 430 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,359 they won't let Charlie and me take the baby home. 431 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,737 And that is our only remaining obstacle. 432 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,447 Right. 433 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:02,369 Hi, I'm Kimmy. 434 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:05,956 They sent me to check on you 'cause every other nurse is too scared to come in here, 435 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,457 but you don't seem like a monster bitch. 436 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,917 That's her. 437 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:11,170 - Yep, name's Liz. Hi. - Hi. 438 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,337 Short for Liz-zilla. 439 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:16,508 Liz-zilla. That's funny. Did you just come up with that? 440 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:18,051 Yeah. 441 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,055 What? He's so funny, right? 442 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,223 Make it stop. 443 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:27,186 I gotta say, Maya, I'm really grateful that you gave me a second chance. 444 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,272 Are you kidding? It's the most insane story I've ever heard. 445 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:33,192 Your best friend died, you fucked her husband, 446 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,110 and then he fucked the guy who killed her? 447 00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:38,113 Voicemail might have gotten a little garbled, but you get the gist. 448 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:40,240 Anyway, you're here. 449 00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:42,618 Let's dive in. What's going on with you? 450 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,288 - Not much. - Yes. I remember this part. 451 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,708 How about this? I'll fire some things off at you for fun, 452 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:51,460 and we'll see if we get anywhere. 453 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,086 Feeling anxious? 454 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,172 Hate your mom? Porn addiction? 455 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,590 Sex freak? 456 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,592 Stalker? "Stalkee"? 457 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,930 Maybe you've been kinda crushing it your whole life, 458 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,098 and you suddenly feel like the walls are closing in on you. 459 00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:08,810 Hit. I sunk your battleship. 460 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,063 It's not a magic trick or anything. 461 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,982 You're just a young woman living in America today. 462 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:17,945 I mean, it is brutal out there. We're all going through this shit, you know? 463 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,405 Yeah. 464 00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,617 Oh, my God. Please take that. 465 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,119 Okay, but when I'm back, we're gonna talk about what deflection is. 466 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,038 Can't wait. 467 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:31,875 What the fuck? 468 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:38,882 Why am I even doing this? 469 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:41,260 If she doesn't sign, then today is all for nothing. 470 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,970 I canceled a tanning session to be here. 471 00:21:43,053 --> 00:21:45,138 I mean, look at me. I look like Nosferatu. 472 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:49,142 This is one of the great defining moments in a dad's journey. 473 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,479 Along with the first time your kid gets hit in the nuts with a baseball 474 00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:53,647 and you have to not laugh. 475 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:55,399 Can you just do me a favor? 476 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,610 Can you give me the special and tell me everything is gonna be okay? 477 00:21:58,694 --> 00:21:59,695 Brian, 478 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,197 everything's gonna be okay. 479 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,616 Thank you. 480 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,243 Maybe just not the way you want it. 481 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:08,871 Wait. 482 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,747 You added that. Don't add things. 483 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:15,252 Look, Ava may decide to keep the baby, which sucks. 484 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,172 And I'm scared that Matthew might never get his shit together, 485 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,215 which also sucks. 486 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:22,176 Look, all we can do 487 00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:24,928 is believe that things are gonna work out the way they're supposed to. 488 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,348 That's what "Everything's gonna be okay" really means. 489 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:31,018 That is not my favorite. 490 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:34,813 You and me both, my friend. 491 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:35,898 It's good, come on. 492 00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:37,608 All right. Can you feel this? 493 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:38,859 No. 494 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,736 Nailed it. 495 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,654 Sorry. He's the worst. 496 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,284 Okay, so, that should help with the pain. 497 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,454 And then if you need anything else at all, don't hesitate to press this button. 498 00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,538 Okay. 499 00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,792 Clean up on aisle seven. 500 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:58,587 We've had a water break on aisle seven. 501 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,215 Okay. Are you serious? 502 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,300 I have to get back to work. 503 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,635 You're so funny. 504 00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:14,186 I… I don't know why, but she wants to tumble your rocks. 505 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,604 Come on. No. 506 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:16,813 She totally does. 507 00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:18,315 Your jokes weren't funny. 508 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,567 I didn't even know they were jokes until she laughed. 509 00:23:20,651 --> 00:23:23,195 It doesn't matter anyway. I can already tell that we're not compatible. 510 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,655 - How so? - How so? 511 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:26,823 The whole Kimmy, Jimmy thing? 512 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:30,577 Also, she wears a cross around her neck. I'm completely nonreligious. 513 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:34,081 So, she has to renounce her Lord for you to smash? 514 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,166 What the hell is wrong with you? 515 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,126 You didn't ask out that Sofi chick either. 516 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,837 I'm not ready for that one, okay? 517 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,630 It feels… 518 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:43,173 I don't know, it feels too real. 519 00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:47,553 So, one woman feels too real and the other one not real enough? 520 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,263 You're like Goldilocks. 521 00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:52,558 Looking for an ass to tap that's just right. 522 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:54,893 - Oh, my. - Trust me, 523 00:23:54,977 --> 00:23:57,312 Sofi's not perfect because no one is. 524 00:23:57,396 --> 00:23:59,857 And nurse fake laugh is flawed 525 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,568 because her childish name rhymes with your childish name? 526 00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:06,238 Dude, if you want to get in the game, you gotta start taking some shots. 527 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:09,366 I'm with you. 528 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,201 But Jimmy and Kimmy is pretty awful. 529 00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:14,413 - Yes, but… Listen. - Oh, my God! 530 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,081 I changed my mind. 531 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,875 I want the drugs. 532 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,793 It's too late for her to have them. 533 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:25,090 Hey. Why did you need us? Is everything okay? 534 00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,717 Have you been here the whole time? 535 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,801 I'm fine. 536 00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,262 My ass is asleep, but… 537 00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:33,724 I kinda like that. Sit down. I want to talk to you guys. 538 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:35,809 Okay. 539 00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,771 This better be good. I bailed on Sean to be here. 540 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:41,356 Although, I did get someone to sub in. 541 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,983 You guys used to date? 542 00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:46,820 I'm down for whatever this is, but I just want to make sure you've both been tested. 543 00:24:48,113 --> 00:24:49,531 What the fuck? 544 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:53,827 I didn't use to come to this park to sit on a bench. 545 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:59,791 I'd jog a bit, do pull-ups on the monkey bars. 546 00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:02,169 Not anymore. 547 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,547 Get to my age, you go through a lot of changes. 548 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,216 You in menopause, Paul? 549 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:08,592 Maybe. 550 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:09,885 I do get hot a lot. 551 00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:16,141 Alice, unfortunately, as much as I might want to be, 552 00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:19,353 I'm not gonna be around forever to meet on this bench. 553 00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:24,441 I think it's time I turn you over to someone new. 554 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,818 Yeah, I don't want to talk to some random weirdo. 555 00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:30,364 That's why I'm turning you over to a weirdo you know. 556 00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,034 She knows you, she knew your mom. 557 00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:37,663 You guys can talk about, you know, 558 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:41,375 all that sex stuff that is a no go for us. 559 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,918 - He's not wrong. - Hell no. 560 00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:45,963 I mean, I'd be honored. 561 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:49,550 Is that okay with you? 562 00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:50,968 That'd be really great with me. 563 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,094 Okay. 564 00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:55,597 Well, first I'm gonna lay out a couple ground rules, okay? 565 00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,558 One, none of this candy bullshit, okay? 566 00:25:57,641 --> 00:25:59,560 I get paid in Taco Bell. I like a burrito supreme, 567 00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:00,978 extra sour cream, no onions. 568 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:02,062 Okay. 569 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:03,897 I'm gonna leave you guys to talk. 570 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:05,774 Okay. 571 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:07,442 Paul… 572 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,278 Yeah? 573 00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:12,197 Thank you. 574 00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:13,866 You're in good hands, kid. 575 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,411 She's the best there is. 576 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:19,288 Next to me of course. 577 00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:25,544 What if I get to college 578 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,337 and I don't like any of the girls on the team? 579 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,798 I have this anxiety dream 580 00:26:29,882 --> 00:26:32,676 that I'm playing soccer, but my feet are the soccer balls. 581 00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,808 You okay? You two in a fight? 582 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,019 You think I wanna be alone forever? 583 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,730 You see this Twix? 584 00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:48,567 Do you see it just dangling there? I am that candy bar. 585 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:50,485 I know that I have to drop, 586 00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:53,906 and I am just clinging to my old life. 587 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:56,491 What's holding you back, bubba? 588 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,369 Do you know what every relationship has in common? 589 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,080 They all fucking end. 590 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,043 Somebody falls out of love. 591 00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:07,961 Somebody cheats. 592 00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:11,548 Somebody dies. 593 00:27:13,926 --> 00:27:16,720 I do not think that I can handle another bad ending. 594 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:21,892 It's why I always tell Derek if he dies before me, I'm gonna kill him. 595 00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,980 - Shit. - I knew you were a witch. 596 00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:31,276 You know, Matthew's been on my mind. 597 00:27:31,777 --> 00:27:33,195 He's always been afraid. 598 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:36,823 Afraid to make friends, afraid to try new things. 599 00:27:37,366 --> 00:27:40,244 He was so sad, it used to kill me. 600 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:42,663 I remember one time when he was nine, 601 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:45,040 he wanted to ride his skateboard down a ramp. 602 00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:47,292 He would climb to the top, 603 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,169 totally freeze. 604 00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:51,839 No matter how badly he wanted to ride down, 605 00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:58,011 he would just stand there and watch all the other kids riding by, 606 00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:01,306 having fun, living their life. 607 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,141 Yeah. 608 00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,102 How did he get over it? 609 00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,270 Well, 610 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,355 I pushed him. 611 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,775 Her? 612 00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:13,610 You're right. She is a babe. 613 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:20,701 Hey. 614 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:24,830 - I like your necklace. - Thanks. 615 00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:27,165 What's the "T" stand for? 616 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,961 Do you think you'd wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime? 617 00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,629 Sure. 618 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,469 Is the lighting in here making you tense? 619 00:28:39,553 --> 00:28:41,471 It's making me tense. Should I go grab some lamps? 620 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:43,223 I saw some where they keep the tiny babies. 621 00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:45,642 Are you okay? 622 00:28:45,726 --> 00:28:47,394 I'm amazing. I'm completely happy. 623 00:28:47,978 --> 00:28:51,106 Just seems like something's been on your mind all day. 624 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,568 You've been so kind to me. 625 00:28:54,651 --> 00:28:57,237 I want you to know you can tell me anything. 626 00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:07,664 No, I'm good. 627 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,337 The only thing that I care about right now is that you're okay. 628 00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:15,672 I am. 629 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:20,594 Ice chips? 630 00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:27,559 Those are for you. I hope you weren't stressing. 631 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:30,896 Never been more stressed. 632 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,149 I'm grinding my teeth so much, I'm gonna need braces… again. 633 00:29:35,025 --> 00:29:38,403 Yeah. My mom just got so in my head. 634 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:41,240 She is so judgmental, 635 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:45,994 and she made me feel like the worst person for doing this. 636 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:53,710 I'm not a bad person, am I? 637 00:29:57,381 --> 00:29:58,632 Ava… 638 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:03,554 You are a kind, 639 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:07,683 generous, gift of a person. 640 00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:10,686 And… 641 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:13,981 Charlie and I are so grateful you picked us. 642 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:16,483 I'm grateful I picked you too. 643 00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:23,824 I think it's happening. 644 00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,910 Me becoming a good person? Don't worry. It's temporary. 645 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,871 No. No, no, no. The baby. 646 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:32,583 - Okay, pushing the button. - Yeah. 647 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,543 Where are they? 648 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:36,461 Okay, I'm just… Don't move. 649 00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:39,214 Doctor time! 650 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:42,384 You guys just stay seated, I'm gonna clean up. 651 00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,720 So glad you could join us, Summer. 652 00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:48,974 Although, you look a little young to be one of Sean's army buddies. 653 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:50,684 That's so sweet. 654 00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:53,979 Especially considering the shit I've seen. 655 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,148 I mean, I could tell you some stories, 656 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:58,025 but what happens in Australia… 657 00:30:58,108 --> 00:30:59,985 - Nope. - Afghanistan. 658 00:31:00,569 --> 00:31:02,196 We were in Afghanistan. 659 00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:03,280 I forgot. 660 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:04,615 Okay, it's time for you to go. 661 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:06,200 - Thank you so much. - Wait, no. 662 00:31:06,283 --> 00:31:07,993 Wait, I was told there was gonna be dessert. 663 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,786 Yeah, not for you. Bye. 664 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,332 What the fuck is going on? 665 00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:15,834 Why are you acting so fucking weird? 666 00:31:15,918 --> 00:31:19,087 I'm trying to be accountable for how I treated you, and you won't let me. 667 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:21,423 Okay, then go nuts. Get accountable. 668 00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:22,966 Okay, here goes. 669 00:31:24,218 --> 00:31:25,886 I was so mean to you, Marisol. 670 00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:29,515 I said things to you that no one should say to another person, 671 00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,266 let alone someone they love. 672 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:32,851 Okay. 673 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:35,687 - My turn? - Yes. 674 00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:37,564 - Pass. - Pass? 675 00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:39,525 I dumped you while you were overseas. 676 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,026 Do you know why? 677 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:45,280 Because I was 19 and some bartender told me I look like Latina Anne Hathaway. 678 00:31:45,364 --> 00:31:48,700 Okay? You're beating yourself up over shit that you wanna take back, 679 00:31:48,784 --> 00:31:51,578 but I told everybody that knows you that your dick is weird. 680 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:54,081 I didn't know that. 681 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,291 But it explains a lot. 682 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,293 Look, Sean, if you want to live in the past, 683 00:31:58,377 --> 00:32:00,087 that's cool, but it's not how I roll. 684 00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:03,549 So, it's your call, stud. 685 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,688 Koala? 686 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:26,196 Hot. 687 00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:28,907 Sorry, I forgot my phone. 688 00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:31,869 Do you want me to hang outside, and then we can get some post-sex froyo? 689 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:36,415 Don't you knock? 690 00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:37,541 It's not my style. 691 00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:40,294 What are you doing? Are you in here sad sacking? 692 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:41,503 I just… 693 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:45,507 Feeling ol' Father Time come for me a bit. 694 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:47,843 So that's a huge yes? 695 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:52,389 I just don't know who I am without my work. 696 00:32:52,472 --> 00:32:53,473 Okay. 697 00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:58,729 Maybe it's better to focus on how grateful you must feel 698 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:00,564 that you've gotten to do this for so long. 699 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,316 Yeah, I guess you're right. 700 00:33:05,527 --> 00:33:07,196 Maybe I was sad sacking. 701 00:33:08,197 --> 00:33:09,198 Yeah. 702 00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:11,033 - Big time. - Yeah. 703 00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:14,203 Okay, come on. We gotta go. I got something that's gonna cheer you up. 704 00:33:14,286 --> 00:33:15,787 I don't wanna go anywhere. 705 00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:17,956 What? Just trust me. You can choose the rap song, 706 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,626 - and I'll let you say all the lyrics. - All the lyrics? 707 00:33:21,543 --> 00:33:22,836 Feels like a trap. 708 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,880 Only one way to find out. 709 00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:27,674 My neck, my back 710 00:33:27,758 --> 00:33:28,884 Lick my… 711 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,177 And my crack 712 00:33:30,260 --> 00:33:32,304 I'ma let you say it. I'ma let you say "pussy." 713 00:33:34,598 --> 00:33:37,226 Am I crazy, or does she look exactly like me? 714 00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:38,310 Brian. 715 00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:40,020 I'm just so glad I made it in time. 716 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:42,397 Dibs on first to go skin-to-skin. 717 00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:44,024 Let's keep your shirt on, Liz. 718 00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:45,609 All right, stop hogging your baby. 719 00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:46,693 Let me hold her. 720 00:33:48,612 --> 00:33:50,280 Hi, Mama. 721 00:33:50,364 --> 00:33:51,823 You're so yummy. 722 00:33:51,907 --> 00:33:53,242 I just want to eat your face. 723 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:54,701 I wanna eat the face. 724 00:33:54,785 --> 00:33:55,911 I know. 725 00:33:58,914 --> 00:34:00,207 You wanna hold her? 726 00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,459 Come on. 727 00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:04,169 All right. 728 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:06,547 Hey. 729 00:34:27,734 --> 00:34:29,110 Enjoy the ride, kid.