1 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,599 Oh, my coach just emailed me. 2 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:17,392 They're redoing the gym at Wesleyan, 3 00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:20,479 so I have to show up for preseason training, like, right after graduation. 4 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:21,605 That early? 5 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,650 I knew that fucking coach had it out for me. 6 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,401 Yeah, she definitely built the schedule based 7 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,778 on how much it would hurt you. 8 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:30,113 No, it's just… I had big plans for us in June. 9 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,325 I wanted to take some trips, hit the beach. 10 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:38,080 I also thought it could be awesome if I just, like, stared at you a bunch. 11 00:00:38,664 --> 00:00:39,665 Pimp… 12 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:43,001 Are you gonna be depressed all alone in this big house? 13 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:45,087 It's just gonna be you and me, man. 14 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,797 Big boy party, right? 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,217 A couple of big boys doing big boy things. 16 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:54,888 Big boys! 17 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,974 You gotta move out of that pool house. 18 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,642 Marisol must be going nuts. 19 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,102 Yeah, it's not our favorite. 20 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,897 Okay, maybe we should pump the brakes on convincing other people 21 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,482 to leave my dad now that I'm leaving my dad? 22 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:08,068 Guys, I'm gonna be absolutely fine, I promise. 23 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,529 You know how it's been super noisy at my apartment 24 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,239 because my mom's been training birds? 25 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,532 - No. - How would we know that? 26 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:16,994 - I knew that. - Maybe when Alice abandons you, 27 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,203 I could move in here. 28 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,296 Is it sad that I just actually considered that? 29 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,423 - Yeah. It's not great. - You know where to find me, roomie. 30 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,761 - You're not gonna leave, right, Sean? - I'm never leaving, Jimmy. 31 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,390 'Cause we are big boys. 32 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,019 You just don't leave me like this. 33 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,104 - Fine. - There it is. 34 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,523 See, it's gonna be like that every night. 35 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,150 Hey, Maya. 36 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,360 Got your message about needing to skip this week. 37 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,778 It's totally fine. 38 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:54,072 But if you do that shit again, I'm gonna find you. 39 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:57,868 Give you therapy wherever you are, gym, roller coaster, somebody else's bed. 40 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,287 It does not matter to me. 41 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,830 All right, bye. 42 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,628 Okay, what's the damn emergency, Liz? 43 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,378 Derek's mother's been here for two days. 44 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,548 I'm already losing my shit. 45 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,176 - What's she doing? - Nothing. 46 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,970 She's being perfectly kind. 47 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,181 That's why she's an evil genius. 48 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,558 Do you know what that bitch said to me this morning? 49 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,143 "Derek's lucky to have you." 50 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,478 Well, that's rough. 51 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,605 - What the hell's wrong with you? - You're not getting it. 52 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:31,068 She says the right words with the right tone, 53 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:35,948 and then she holds eye contact for an extra few seconds 54 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:39,201 so I can feel the judgment that no one else can. 55 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:40,327 Liz. 56 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,870 Hold, hold, hold. 57 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:43,038 Yeah? 58 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:47,626 Hi. Do you… do you have any of those popsicles that Derek loves? 59 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:48,794 I gotcha. 60 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,055 - What? - Sorry, I… 61 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:05,435 I don't know what you've been doing, but you look gorgeous. 62 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:07,479 Thank you. 63 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:15,654 Could you feel that? 64 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,489 Yeah, I gotta go, Liz. 65 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:25,038 I had a nice loud voice before Parkinson's. 66 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,082 - I miss it. - Yeah. 67 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,835 And I hate all those vocal exercises. 68 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,211 I hate 'em too. 69 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,881 When I do the yelling one, 70 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:39,469 I find it helps to yell about something that really annoys me like, 71 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,972 "Kids shouldn't be allowed in restaurants." 72 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:47,561 - Yeah. - "Dick should not be short for Richard." 73 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,105 "Twins confuse and frighten me." 74 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,356 I like that one. 75 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,774 Feels good. 76 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,735 I'm trying to wind down my practice, 77 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:59,531 and Sykes keeps sending me these Parkinson's patients. 78 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,159 They're not cheerful like I am. 79 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,287 Yeah, I love how you know yourself so well. 80 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,457 Look, you're a positive role model. 81 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,917 I'm very proud of you. 82 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,543 Go on if you want. 83 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:15,047 Are you feeling a little sorry for yourself 84 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,466 since your tremors have become bilateral? 85 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,635 Now I got two shaky hands. 86 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,846 I got 24-hour jazz hands. 87 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,306 Fosse. Fosse. Fosse. 88 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,184 All right. That's a normal progression. 89 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,937 But if you need to vent, it's okay. 90 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:32,022 I mean, you can complain to me. 91 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,775 I know that, and that's why I don't do it. 92 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:38,111 Right, right. Because suffering in silence makes you brave, 93 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,697 and you want to be the best there is at Parkinson's. 94 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,366 Is that what they're saying? 95 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:43,450 That I'm the best? 96 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,994 Top ten at least. 97 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,121 I have died every day… 98 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,873 Waiting for you 99 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,875 Darling, don't be afraid 100 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:56,421 I have loved you For a thousand years 101 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,465 I'll love you for a thousand more 102 00:04:58,549 --> 00:04:59,550 Ready? 103 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:07,015 Time stands still Beauty in all she is 104 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:10,060 I will be grape I will not… 105 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,188 What? 106 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:15,941 It's "brave," sweetie. 107 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,317 I'm pretty sure it's "grape." 108 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,777 How can you be grape? 109 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:19,987 Like, how can one be grape? 110 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,572 I'm the grapiest girl. 111 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,699 - You're a grape guy. - We're grape together. 112 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,868 It's my birthday, my lyrics. Keep playing. 113 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,536 - From the chorus? - Yeah, let's do it. 114 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:31,540 I have died every day Waiting for you 115 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,500 Darling, don't be afraid 116 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:38,172 I have loved you for a thousand years 117 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:42,926 I'll love you for a thousand more 118 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:48,807 I have died every day Waiting for you 119 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,144 Darling, don't be afraid 120 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:56,148 I have loved you for a thousand years 121 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,528 I'm going to love you For a thousand more 122 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:06,742 Yeah, it's her birthday tomorrow, so she's just been on my mind a lot. 123 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,327 Oh, I remember grape night. 124 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,329 Mom's sing-alongs were so much fun. 125 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,289 For you maybe. Not for me. 126 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,416 There's more pressure when you have talent. 127 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,876 You guys wouldn't know. 128 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,669 Tell us how we can cheer you up. 129 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:19,963 You don't have to. 130 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,799 Guys, it's okay to be melancholy from time to time. 131 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:23,967 From time to time? 132 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,096 Hey, you know what? I'm just glad that at least one person 133 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,474 in this family still remembers Tia's birthdays. 134 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,018 Oh, my God. It was one time. 135 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,895 She's only had one birthday since she died. 136 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:38,190 You're batting a thousand for missed dead mom birthdays. 137 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,775 Your mom loved her birthdays so much. 138 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:42,069 Now you're making me sad. 139 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,696 Me too. Hey, you know what cheers me up? 140 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,032 Saying rude things to strangers who can't hear you 141 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:48,575 because they're listening to their AirPods. 142 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,118 Here. Watch this. Here we go. 143 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,162 Hey. 144 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,373 Sun hat, sunglasses, and sun shirt. 145 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,041 Maybe next time stay inside. 146 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,671 Okay, here. Jimmy, get this guy. 147 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:02,255 Fine. 148 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,633 Nice walking stick, Grandpa. 149 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,093 Well, thank you. 150 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,261 It's extendable. 151 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,889 You just move these little blue thingies here and it opens right up. 152 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,140 You wanna give it a go? 153 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:14,685 - I'm good. - Yeah? 154 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:18,564 Yeah, but it was nice to talk to you, and have a good day. 155 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,649 You too. Bye now. 156 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,652 - Goddamn it, Brian. - Those were hearing aids. 157 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,029 - I know. - And they work very well. 158 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,624 Hey, I remembered all by myself. 159 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,751 Hey, I'm just checking in. 160 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,961 Your mom's birthday shouldn't be a day of self-hatred. 161 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,129 That's New Year's Eve. 162 00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:25,506 How you doing? You good? 163 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,883 Yeah, just worried about Dad. 164 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,177 At the grocery store, he got sad eyes 165 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,096 and said the woman on the Skinnygirl Margarita bottle looked like Mom. 166 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,182 That's a silhouette. She doesn't even have a face. 167 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:38,727 I actually visited your mom this morning and I introduced her to Derrick. 168 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,188 I knew she was happy for me because when I held his hand, 169 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:42,813 two butterflies flew by fucking. 170 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,399 That is so Mom. 171 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,944 - Yeah. - Okay, I gotta go get coffee. 172 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,612 He's gonna need me to be strong for him today. 173 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,531 - Love you. - Love you. Bye. 174 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,457 Jimmy, it's more like… 175 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:02,084 I'm doing it… 176 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,379 - I feel like we're making the same sound. - I don't think so. 177 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,842 What's happening? 178 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,802 - What? - What's happening? 179 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,220 I realized… 180 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,722 that this is the last birthday of your mom's 181 00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:17,140 that we're gonna get to spend together 182 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,852 before you go off to college, and I'm not gonna let it be a sad day. 183 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:21,270 We are gonna celebrate. 184 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,396 Oh, my God. 185 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,647 Is that a leftovers omelet? 186 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,731 Fuck yeah, it is. 187 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,400 It's your mom's favorite breakfast. Remember? 188 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,943 Whatever was about to go bad in the fridge, 189 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:29,736 all chopped up with eggs and cheese. 190 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,198 Today we have lo mein and half a jar of olives. 191 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,701 So, it's more like a "vomelet". 192 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,996 Oh, use that with your friends and tell me if it goes viral. 193 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,914 - Be older. - Bitch. 194 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:44,084 Brian wanted to come with, and I thought maybe you'd like to invite Summer? 195 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:45,335 I will. 196 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:46,962 Dad, this is really cool of you. 197 00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:49,214 It is cool, right? It's gonna be a great day. 198 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,299 - Yeah. - Like… 199 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,926 It's gonna be really great. 200 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,554 - No. No. No, no, no, no. - No. Don't, don't. No. 201 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,389 Hey, no, no face fall. 202 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,057 I'm not face falling. 203 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:01,268 I know. 204 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,771 What are we doing? Let's go… Let's go have some fun. 205 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:05,981 Okay, what's on the agenda? 206 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,900 Should we… Should we get some mimosas? 207 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,612 - Maybe do a coffee crawl? - Or… 208 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,405 Oh, man. 209 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,074 There you go, Dad. 210 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,827 You're ajar. Let me help you out here. 211 00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:21,872 Shoot. 212 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,957 I left my book upstairs. 213 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,960 All Fours is a page turner. 214 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,588 Menopausal women aren't done. I'll tell you that. 215 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,298 - I got it. - No, I got it. 216 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,593 Your job is to chill, eat leafy shit, 217 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,429 and not walk anywhere without your heart pillow. 218 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,598 Thanks for taking such good care of me, pal. 219 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:40,849 You're a natural. 220 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,143 It makes me think you could be a physical therapist. 221 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:44,353 Maybe. 222 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,563 My friends would freak out if I was a doctor. 223 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:50,359 Well, it's not quite a doctor, but close enough. 224 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:53,153 - I'll go get your weird book. - Okay. Thanks, doc. 225 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,822 He's such a sweet boy. 226 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,243 Takes after both of you. 227 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:01,995 Thank you. 228 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,747 Man, oh, man. 229 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,208 Mama needs a mint because I just housed 230 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,377 a bunch of garlic knots in the car, and it was not pretty. 231 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,838 - Gaby, there she is. My stinky girl. - Oh, wow. Stinky girl. 232 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,965 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - That's a little too much energy. 233 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,051 Wow. Hi, you must be Mama Bishop. 234 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,220 Big fan of your son, love the hair. 235 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,430 He's always been like that. 236 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,392 He practically came out of the womb with a bob. 237 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,144 Mom. 238 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,313 - Hi. I'm Connie. - I'm Gaby. 239 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:32,568 Constance, you never told me to call you Connie. 240 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,322 You can call me Connie. 241 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,951 Let's go on a mint hunt. 242 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:48,542 And buried to your left, according to a quick Google search, 243 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:54,006 is Arlene who died a widow because she murdered her husband. 244 00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,176 - Fun twist, babe. Yeah. - Murder Arlene is my hero. 245 00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:59,219 Mom loved gossiping about her neighbors. 246 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:04,099 Hey, Mom. We all wore our most problematic T-shirts that you ever gave us, 247 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:06,768 and we're having fun on your birthday like we always did. 248 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,688 And none of us have ever forgotten what day that birthday is. 249 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,107 Lying to the dead? So sad. 250 00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:15,903 I just want to say, "Respect." 251 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,822 You always drove me home from school when my mom forgot. 252 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,200 She also taught me how to put in a tampon. 253 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,619 Not while she was driving. 254 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,662 It was in the car though. 255 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,584 Whoa, who's the smokeshow? 256 00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:32,628 It looks like a hot Louis. 257 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:34,254 Holy shit. 258 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,881 It is Louis. 259 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:36,965 Gasp. 260 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:38,634 Why did he ever shave his beard? 261 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,679 I mentioned we were gonna be here, but I didn't think he'd show up. 262 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,348 - Hi. - Hey, man. 263 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,642 Hope I'm not intruding. 264 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,144 What's "updog?" 265 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,730 Nothing. What's up with you? 266 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:55,108 Yes. Never got this to work before. Holy shit. 267 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,027 It's like a fucking rush. 268 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,195 We did it, babe. 269 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:02,658 Now that that's out of the way, we were just gonna play Mom's favorite game. 270 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,409 Have you ever played Chubby Bunny? 271 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:08,872 No, but my uncle used to ask that a lot, and now he's in prison. 272 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,041 Way to bring down the graveyard hang, Louis. 273 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,376 - Sorry. - All right. 274 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,838 You're gonna fit as many marshmallows as you can into your mouth, 275 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,965 and then we're gonna say, "I love you, Mom." 276 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:19,550 You can say, "Tia." 277 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,926 Thank you. 278 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:22,928 Ready, set… Oh, we're going. 279 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,680 Get set, go, go, go. 280 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,768 - I love you, Mom! - We love you, Tia! 281 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,646 Just for you. 282 00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:34,773 - Oh, shit. - Oh, shit. 283 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:35,941 We got it. It's okay. 284 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,317 We'll get you, we'll get you. 285 00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:38,401 Okay. Okay. 286 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,280 Sorry. Sorry. 287 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,489 - Okay. - Thank you. 288 00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:43,824 She almost got you back. 289 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,284 Brian. 290 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,998 At first, I thought you was making that shit up. 291 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,541 If we weren't in the room, 292 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,419 I feel like she would suck in her breath real quick and eat your soul. 293 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,963 I told you. Thank you, thank you. 294 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,174 I just needed someone to see it. 295 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,092 So, what's the history there? 296 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,011 And smile so it doesn't look like we're talking shit. 297 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,143 We used to go at each other constantly. 298 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:16,732 Yeah, she was always criticizing my parenting, saying I was over-involved. 299 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:19,443 And then, finally, she told me to pause. 300 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,486 She told me to pause, Gaby. 301 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,114 She TiVoed your ass? 302 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:27,242 It was my breaking point, so I took a deep breath, 303 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,286 and I made some healthy boundaries. 304 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,079 You want me to think that you didn't fire back? 305 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:34,833 I may have called her "Cunstance". 306 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,168 Wow. 307 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,588 How am I going to survive the rest of the week? 308 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,133 Oh, shit. I don't know. I gotta go. Sean wants me to meet him. 309 00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:44,968 - No, no, no. You can't. Gaby. - No. I have to. 310 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,428 - You cannot. You're not going. - I have to. 311 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:47,513 There he is. 312 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,139 - What a sweet boy. - Sean wants me to meet him. 313 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,724 - No, he doesn't. He text me. - No, he didn't. 314 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,518 No, he did. He texted me. He doesn't want you to come over. 315 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,727 - No, he didn't say that. - He did. 316 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,230 Okay, I gotta go. But I am really glad I got to see this dynamic. 317 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:59,358 I might write a paper about it. But look, she's gonna be gone soon. 318 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,277 And Derek doesn't need any more stress, otherwise his heart will explode 319 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,779 and that would just be like super messy. 320 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:04,988 - Okay? - Right. Okay. 321 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,073 - Babe… - Yeah? 322 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,616 …I'm gonna give you the exact opposite advice 323 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,117 - that I normally give my patients. - Okay. 324 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:11,912 I want you to bottle this shit up, 325 00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,623 slap a big, dumb smile on your face 326 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:15,999 and then just disassociate. 327 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,209 That's my specialty. 328 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,335 That's right. 329 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,839 - Dial down the sociopath, all right? - Okay. 330 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,883 Love you. Bye, Train. Bye, Mama Bishop. 331 00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,301 - Nice meeting you. - Bye-bye. 332 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,761 - Bye. - See you, G. 333 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,596 - Hey, babe. - Hey. 334 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,683 Do you think it's weird to have my mom massage my feet? 335 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,185 Yeah, but better her than me. 336 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,895 That's funny. 337 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:39,147 Liz, you kill me. 338 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,483 Right back at you, Connie. 339 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:46,613 I'm gonna… 340 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,618 Thank you so much for coming all the way down here 341 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,329 to help us out out of the goodness of your heart. 342 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,706 Yeah, I want free food for a week, 343 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,958 and if I want you to try deep frying something, 344 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,334 you have to do it. 345 00:15:59,418 --> 00:16:01,628 No questions, no judgments. 346 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,716 - Deal. - All right. What do you want? 347 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,720 So, a bunch of other vets started coming down to work out with us at the MMA gym. 348 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:13,557 We thought it might be cool to put together a kind of support group. 349 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,559 Some of the other guys are struggling. 350 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,938 So, would you ever help us run something like that? 351 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,023 Are you kidding me? 352 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,400 This is the exact kind of stuff I wanna be doing. 353 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,861 And trust me, there's nothing more healing than talking your shit out 354 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,530 with people who are going through the exact same thing you are. 355 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,491 Ray, Gerry, thanks for coming. 356 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:32,576 Fuck Parkinson's. 357 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,203 Fuck Parkinson's. 358 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:35,829 Fuck it in the face. 359 00:16:35,913 --> 00:16:37,706 Fuck it in its mother's face. 360 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,124 That's too much. It's too much. 361 00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,375 Yeah, I felt it, yeah. 362 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,587 He relaxes, you might start to like him. 363 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,671 Or not. 364 00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,048 It's a 50-50 thing. 365 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,966 Anything actually wrong with you? 366 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,011 I have stage one prostate cancer. 367 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,095 That's cool. 368 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,305 You can stay. 369 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,598 Thanks. 370 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,017 So, who's gonna start? Not you. 371 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:01,188 Ever since I went bilateral, I can't stop thinking about 372 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,482 all the things I'm not gonna be able to do. 373 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,859 Like, write my name, you know, or play a record. 374 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,905 Hold a cup of coffee. 375 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,406 Man, that's tough. 376 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,450 I mostly just have peeing stuff. 377 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,660 You're not so special. 378 00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:16,994 I also have the peeing stuff. 379 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,789 Guys, it's not a competition. 380 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,707 Paul, you've helped so many people. 381 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,627 Think about your legacy, the things you've accomplished. 382 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,003 You're the one who said to me, 383 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,507 I should never think about things I can't do. 384 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,509 He made me focus on the little things. 385 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,970 This jerk made me do that too. 386 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,388 Case in point. 387 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,391 I feel very lucky to be hanging out with you two. 388 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,976 We're much cooler than you. 389 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,269 Lucky is an understatement. 390 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:48,277 So we talked and his life was bleak, like Requiem for a Dream bleak, 391 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,779 and not the middle part where they're enjoying the heroin. 392 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:54,074 The end where everyone's ass to ass, and you realize heroin's no fun at all. 393 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,493 - Brian. - Kellie asked how we met. 394 00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,744 - I didn't. - She didn't. 395 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,162 She didn't. 396 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,874 I'm just gonna grab her. I don't know if she should hear this. 397 00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,792 Oh, she's heard this story before. 398 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:05,502 It's the only way I can get her to go to sleep. 399 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,213 It was great to meet you, Sutton. 400 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:10,215 See you in my office one day, kid. 401 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:12,926 Should I be at all concerned 402 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,888 that Alice and Summer are having no trouble getting booze for tonight? 403 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,432 - No. They're self-starters. - They're empowered. 404 00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:20,058 - It's good. - Okay. 405 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,937 So, Louis, how has life been now that you're hot? 406 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,066 I mean, pretty good, actually. 407 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:31,820 You'll be proud of me. I learned how to make a drinkable cup of coffee, 408 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:37,492 and I got promoted at work, and I have started seeing someone. 409 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,203 It'd be funny if I killed her. 410 00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,623 Sorry, I don't know why I said that. That was probably some leftover. 411 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,625 Anyway, that's great. 412 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,793 We met at this British pub. 413 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,545 We both went for bangers and mash. 414 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,297 - Is that a sex thing? - It can be. 415 00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,217 I actually think that Tuppence is the only other Brit 416 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,928 I've met in San Diego, so maybe that's how we… 417 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,471 I'm sorry. Did you say Tuppence? 418 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:58,931 Yeah, Tuppence, that's her name. 419 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,350 - That's not a real name. - He named his baby Sutton. 420 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:04,603 Oh, I'm sorry, is Tuppence a two-time Tony Award-winning Broadway legend? 421 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:06,980 She's an accountant. 422 00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:09,149 Anyway, she's much cooler than her name suggests. 423 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,109 She's smart, and she's funny, 424 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:16,365 and she's fit, and I don't know, it feels… 425 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,325 real. 426 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,285 You're doing so well, Louis. 427 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,121 I guess karma isn't a bitch. 428 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:25,499 But Brian is. 429 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,292 He's right. 430 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,255 What about you, Jimmy? 431 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,591 Did you go out with that Sofi lady? 432 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:38,178 I told you that I would, and so, I did not. 433 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,388 Okay. 434 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:42,140 I did, however, go on a date with a cute nurse. 435 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,017 Nice. You gonna see her again? 436 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,435 I hope not. It would destroy her. 437 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,482 When Alice called me this morning and asked me to come today, 438 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:56,071 at first, I said no, but she insisted and I'm glad she did. 439 00:19:58,115 --> 00:19:59,867 I am too. Yeah, that's… 440 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,578 It was really good to see you. 441 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,454 Good to see you. 442 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:07,666 I'm gonna take her to the park. Do you mind if I change her onesie? 443 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,835 Oh, no. It's honoring my friend. 444 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,712 It says, "Show me your tits." 445 00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,380 It's a breastfeeding joke, Kellie. 446 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,508 - Don't be gross. - Okay. 447 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,679 She's definitely gonna quit. 448 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,473 Thank you so much for this. It's so sweet of you. 449 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:26,351 I love the little jumping guy on the tongue. 450 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:27,477 Is that new? 451 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:31,815 No, I had some mint Jordan 4 Retro OG Breds that I never wore, 452 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,775 so I flipped them online for eight hundo. 453 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,527 Used that money to buy the shoes you're wearing, 454 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,113 and two other pairs I'm gonna flip next. 455 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,115 $800? 456 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:42,910 Geez, you should do that for a living. 457 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,745 Well, it's more of just a hobby. 458 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:49,124 Some hobbies turn into careers, Liz, even if yours hasn't. 459 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,834 What is it again? 460 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,504 Blowing stones? 461 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,923 It's tumbling rocks, but you know that. 462 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,466 How would I know that? 463 00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:59,009 You've never given me one. 464 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,386 That's weird, Mom. 465 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,846 We all have rocks. 466 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,473 Grandma doesn't have a rock? 467 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,309 Not everyone gets rocks. It's not up to me. 468 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,478 It's only up to you. 469 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,480 Yeah, just go blow her a rock. 470 00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:14,900 Matthew, you seem to have a real passion for these shoes. 471 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,109 I love them. 472 00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:19,780 I love finding the drops, camping out at the stores… 473 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:22,324 Well, why not try that for real? 474 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,825 Have that be your job. 475 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,995 You're a baller, Grandma. 476 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:29,790 Grandma's a baller. 477 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,458 Yeah. 478 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,335 I'm a baller. 479 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:35,838 That was nice, wasn't it? 480 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,632 See what happens when you follow a kid's lead? 481 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,010 I have one rule, remember? 482 00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:45,180 Do not tell me how to parent. 483 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:49,434 And I know that you've been staring at me thinking this garbage 484 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,270 since the day that you got here. 485 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,647 You can't pin anything on me. 486 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:57,484 I've only said fake nice stuff. 487 00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:00,153 I fucking knew it. 488 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:02,114 You made me think I was crazy. 489 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,908 You know what, Constance, enjoy this visit 490 00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:09,288 because I really can't imagine any scenario where you'll be back. 491 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:13,792 Elizabitch. 492 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:14,877 Heard that. 493 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,587 Wanted you to. 494 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,922 Oh, boy. 495 00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:20,757 Hey. You got a minute? 496 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,218 Last time you came in here this serious, 497 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,387 it was to tell me that I steered you wrong with boba. 498 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,930 You shouldn't have to chew a drink. 499 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:28,432 You are so lazy. 500 00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,684 Look, I've been thinking about my legacy, 501 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:35,814 and I know you see me more as a mentor for Jimmy than you. 502 00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:39,234 That's because you guys have that whole, "I love you, Dad. I hate you, Dad" thing. 503 00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:41,028 Well, I think the world of you. 504 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,989 That's why I want to give you this. 505 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,657 You want to give me my office? 506 00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:47,993 No. The practice. 507 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:53,874 I want you to take over Rhoades Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Center. 508 00:22:57,211 --> 00:23:00,214 Oh, my God. What about your baby boy Jimmy? 509 00:23:00,297 --> 00:23:01,548 He'll understand. 510 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:04,593 He doesn't even do CBT anymore. 511 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:09,014 He's on his own path, but you and I were cut from the same therapeutic cloth. 512 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,059 Well, you're familiar with all of my tools. 513 00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:15,103 I figured we could start meeting and I could fill you in on… 514 00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:18,607 how I see things going. 515 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:25,030 Paul, I'm so honored and I love you, like, you know that. 516 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,114 I do. 517 00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,784 So I don't want to respond in any other way, 518 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:32,204 other than being totally honest and straight with you. 519 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:37,084 But this isn't what I want to do with my life. 520 00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,507 Bummer. 521 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,635 Remember when I told you how much I wanted to start 522 00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:49,179 working with patients that had deeper shit going on? 523 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,265 Well, I have been. 524 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,767 And I fucking love it. 525 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,561 I've been doing great work with Maya. 526 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,189 I'm starting a support group for vets. 527 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:03,569 I've even been letting myself dream about opening up a trauma center of my own. 528 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,323 What do you think? 529 00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:14,663 I think that anything you want to do is a great idea. 530 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:21,253 All right. Well, get in here. This one's gonna be a long one. 531 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,141 You like my party outfit? 532 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:35,809 I'll tell you when you put it on. 533 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,895 Tough, but fair. 534 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,856 So, I have a fun question for you. 535 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,320 Why did you invite Louis today and not tell me? 536 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:48,822 He has such a big British mouth. 537 00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:50,532 What's going on, kid? 538 00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:56,914 I guess I just wanted you to see how great his life is because you did that. 539 00:24:58,373 --> 00:25:02,169 Dad, you helped the one person in the world you had the least reason to, 540 00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,838 and I really wish you could do that for yourself. 541 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:08,759 It doesn't make sense that he has found a way to move on and you still haven't. 542 00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:10,719 I mean, why won't you call Sofi? 543 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,346 So you were Jimmying me? 544 00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,973 Now I understand why my patients get so irritated. 545 00:25:15,057 --> 00:25:18,435 I can't stop imagining you being alone in this house. 546 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:20,145 I don't think I can go to college, 547 00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:24,316 unless I know you're not gonna be sitting in the dark, not having a life. 548 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:25,943 I'm gonna be okay. 549 00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:31,448 I'm gonna miss you, but I also know that you're ready to go. 550 00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:35,536 And the coolest thing about that is that me and your mom, 551 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:37,996 we did that. 552 00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:44,461 Alice, there is no greater joy than that you're gonna go out there and kick ass. 553 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:48,173 And I'm so proud of you. 554 00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,301 Got it? 555 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,179 Got it. 556 00:25:58,267 --> 00:25:59,393 One more thing. 557 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:03,397 So, from what I understand, normal kids are, like, super excited 558 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,440 to go to college and leave their parents behind. 559 00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:08,068 So do me a favor, pretend to be normal. 560 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:09,611 I will if you will. 561 00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:12,281 - Deal. - Deal. 562 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,617 Normal. 563 00:26:15,701 --> 00:26:16,785 - I knew it. - Normal. 564 00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:18,328 - Normal. - We had a deal. 565 00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:19,580 Normal. 566 00:26:19,663 --> 00:26:20,831 Normal. 567 00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,124 Normal. 568 00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:26,170 Right in here. 569 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:28,422 Liz? 570 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,591 She wishes. 571 00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:31,675 I'm Connie. 572 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,051 I'm Derek's mom. 573 00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:35,012 Paul. Reluctant friend. 574 00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:36,805 Heard you call me "friend." 575 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:38,432 Fuck Parkinson's. 576 00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:39,725 Fuck Parkinson's. 577 00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,226 That's fun. 578 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:43,228 You can do it too if you want. 579 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:44,813 Fuck Parkinson's. 580 00:26:45,814 --> 00:26:47,816 Just dropped by to check on Derek. 581 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,861 My wife's a doctor, so she gave me this grabber thing 582 00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,863 because he's not supposed to bend over. 583 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,408 Fair warning, she grabbed my ass with it four times. 584 00:26:57,993 --> 00:26:59,453 I just wanna say a quick hello, 585 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,079 and then I'll get out of your hair. 586 00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:03,332 Yeah, he was napping. I'll see if he's up. 587 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,499 Good. 588 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:08,962 You know, Paul's daughter, she's an environmental scientist. 589 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:11,882 Maybe you wanna see if she wants to work in a yogurt shop. 590 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,010 Don't even. 591 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:19,765 I gave her some parenting advice. 592 00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:22,518 Looks like she took it well. 593 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,231 Do you have a rock? 594 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:30,067 I do. 595 00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:32,319 I love it. 596 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:35,781 I've lived a long, full life. 597 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,784 You'd think she'd want to learn from it. 598 00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:42,579 Unfortunately, the younger people in our lives 599 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:47,334 just don't seem to want what we have to offer. 600 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:50,003 When did we become the old bags? 601 00:27:50,087 --> 00:27:51,755 Speak for yourself. 602 00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:54,258 I'm an icon. 603 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,177 Woof. 604 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:58,345 Woof. 605 00:28:00,055 --> 00:28:01,056 It's good. 606 00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:02,808 I'm gonna steal it. 607 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:04,935 Get your own animal sound. 608 00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:08,480 I can't find Derek. 609 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,360 Derek? 610 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:14,987 Oh, geez. What? 611 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,865 Let's not scare the man with a heart condition. 612 00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:20,367 - How did you find me? - Our mailman saw you. 613 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,077 Tony, that fucking rat. 614 00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,121 What were you thinking? 615 00:28:24,204 --> 00:28:26,415 It's not safe for you to leave the house. 616 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:29,334 It's not safe for me in the house. 617 00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:32,045 I'm not supposed to be under any stress. 618 00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:36,508 You two need to figure it out, or you both need to get the hell out. 619 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:41,388 Well, one of you needs to stay 'cause I still need care, and… 620 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,809 - probably should be my wife. - Probably? 621 00:28:45,893 --> 00:28:48,103 - Probably should be? Oh, your wife? - Yes, my wife. 622 00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:50,856 - Okay. Okay. - I said, "For sure my wife." 623 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:53,317 I'm gonna take him home. 624 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,152 Let these two hash it out. 625 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,320 No, that'll never happen. 626 00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:58,238 I don't know. 627 00:28:58,322 --> 00:29:02,576 Sometimes when a grown man runs away from home, 628 00:29:02,659 --> 00:29:05,287 people figure out it's time to make peace. 629 00:29:08,582 --> 00:29:11,084 You know I can't have sex for a month? 630 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:14,588 We can just be quiet while we walk. 631 00:29:21,595 --> 00:29:22,971 Sorry I broke your rule. 632 00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:26,892 Maybe I should let Matthew find his own way. 633 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:30,979 Nobody likes to be told what to do by their mother-in-law. 634 00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:32,731 God, we're a cliché. 635 00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:35,817 Well, at least we're not fighting over who makes Christmas ham. 636 00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:38,362 Yeah, because neither of us can cook for shit. 637 00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:48,580 I'm sorry too. You gave Matthew good advice. 638 00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:51,625 I haven't seen him light up like that in a while. 639 00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:54,753 Well, I've been there before. 640 00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:59,049 Matthew's always felt outshined by his family, 641 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:03,720 and Derek's brother was the same. 642 00:30:04,555 --> 00:30:06,348 He struggled as a child. 643 00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:11,562 I probably should have been more involved with him. 644 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,856 Oh, so you're saying my way is right? 645 00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:18,151 No, I'm saying every kid needs something different. 646 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,945 I heard what I heard. 647 00:30:22,573 --> 00:30:24,408 You did a good job with your boys. 648 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:26,410 Thank you. 649 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:28,704 You're welcome. 650 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,377 We're not there yet. 651 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:36,545 Thank God. 652 00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:41,216 I have died every day Waiting for you 653 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,051 Darling, don't be afraid 654 00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:47,639 I have loved you for a thousand years 655 00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:51,685 I'll love you for a thousand more 656 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:57,691 Time stands still Beauty in all she is 657 00:30:57,774 --> 00:31:04,781 I will be grape I will not let anything take away 658 00:31:04,865 --> 00:31:09,077 One step closer 659 00:31:10,037 --> 00:31:12,998 - God. - Oh, geez. 660 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:14,374 That was so… 661 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:17,002 - so early. - Yeah, I know. 662 00:31:17,085 --> 00:31:18,962 I'm sort of off my game. 663 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:21,423 I don't normally meet someone's whole family 664 00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:23,383 and whole daughter on the first date, 665 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:27,763 that also happens to fall on their dead wife/mom's birthday. 666 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,431 So, I don't know. 667 00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:31,308 - She's super weird. I like her. - Yeah. 668 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:33,018 I dig your poofy shoulders. 669 00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:34,228 And your flowy hair. 670 00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:35,896 - You're so pretty. - You're hot. 671 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,898 - How many kids do you have? - Well, I… You know, maybe… 672 00:31:37,981 --> 00:31:39,733 should we just start singing? 673 00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,151 From the chorus. 674 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:45,113 I have died every day Waiting for you 675 00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:48,575 Darling, don't be afraid I have loved you 676 00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:51,537 For a thousand years 677 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:55,791 I'll love you for a thousand more 678 00:31:55,874 --> 00:31:57,292 And all along I believed… 679 00:31:57,376 --> 00:31:58,627 - Hey, Donna. - …I would find you 680 00:31:58,710 --> 00:31:59,711 What's up? 681 00:31:59,795 --> 00:32:01,088 Time has brought your heart to me 682 00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:02,798 - Slow down. Slow down. - I have loved you 683 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,091 For a thousand years 684 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:06,093 Wait, what do you mean we lost Maya? 685 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:10,138 I'll love you for a thousand more