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Why can't I wrap my mind around the fact

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that I am helping Alice Laird
pack for college?

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Maybe 'cause you're not?

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You're just pretending to be philosophical
to avoid actually helping.

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God, time flies.

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It seems like yesterday
you were Sutton's age, and now you're…

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- Eighteen.
- Eighteen.

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You're a woman now.

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- Ew.
- But wait.

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Only two bags for an entire school year?

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Charlie and I are going away
for a few months,

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and I have an entire suitcase
just for my Labubus.

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I mean Sutton's Labubus.

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Dad's driving the rest of my stuff out
next month when I move into my dorm.

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This is just soccer preseason stuff.

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Oh, my God. I'm leaving in three days.
I need more time.

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Hey, kid. You're ready.

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I know I'm ready. You're not.

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You're gonna be alone.

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Liz and Derek are going to Spain,
this one's going to Tennessee,

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and you kind of blew it with Sofi.

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I did not blow it with her.

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I panicked, and then I let my issues
with your grandpa drive her away forever.

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- Like a baller.
- Like a baller,

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who gets into a big fight with his boss
right before he moves away,

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and now the two of you are
icing each other out

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like a couple of middle school bitches.

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Which… Which, by the way, I'm here for.

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Listen, you guys, you don't have to worry.

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I'm gonna be fine alone.
I'm actually looking forward to it.

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I can drink things from the fridge
straight from the bottle.

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Juice, milk, soy sauce.

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And I can walk around the house
in my underwear.

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Cool. I'm definitely
not worried about you anymore.

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- Soy sauce?
- Yeah.

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Sometimes I like to eat a bunch of sushi
and then just do a shot of it.

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That's disturbing.

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You know, we both really appreciate

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- you guys letting us stay.
- Oh, no.

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It's just till our stuff gets here.

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Are you really gonna
live in Connecticut forever?

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Till the day I die.

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I might even do it on this couch.

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- Dad.
- Paul, no.

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Maybe you'll croak
on the toilet like Elvis.

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Let's pack up for
baseball practice, bud. Come on.

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- Who's Elvis?
- It's not important.

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Why is he still around?

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We are working on our marriage.

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Oh, and forgive me for wishing that Jimmy
had knocked the Dave out of you.

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- Jesus Christ, Paul.
- Wait, he told you?

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All right, you know what?
I always preferred privacy

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when talking to my dad
about my sexual partners,

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so I'll just give you two a minute.

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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

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What? Jimmy blurted it out
when he was being mad at me.

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Look, it was a weird time.

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Dave and I were separated,
and Jimmy is such a caring guy.

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It wasn't a big deal.

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So, he was safe dick.

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- Excuse me?
- Safe dick.

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It means no-strings-attached sex.

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- Yeah…
- Like Julie was a safe dick,

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and then she definitely was not safe dick.

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Please stop saying safe dick.

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What's safe dick?

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Your mom probably shouldn't
have said that in front of you.

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I'll explain it to you later.

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No, you won't.

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Oh, my God, what is happening?
Why is this happening?

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What is it?

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Well, I thought we could start
waking up early

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to help us adjust now to Barcelona time.

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That's Spanish for "rise and shine."

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What's Spanish for,
"I'll fucking kill you"?

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Fine, suit yourself.

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Hola amigo. You're up early, Sean.

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- Didn't you move into your new place yet?
- I did.

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So, what are you doing, man?

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You know, Alice is leaving.

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Not sure now is the best time
to ditch Jimmy after all he's done for me.

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So, what, you're just gonna
pretend like you still live here?

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At least until there's
a good time to tell him.

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That's crazy. He's gonna be happy for you.

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- Hi, Jimmy.
- Hola.

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Hey… Hey, wh-what are
you doing up so early?

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I don't know, guys.
I heard a bunch of yelling.

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- Yeah, that was us.
- Why are you so happy about it?

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Look at this day. Come on.

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Sorry, man.

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I was just chatting with Derek on my…

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on my way out of the pool house
where I slept last night.

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Great story.

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Do you know what time it is?

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Everyone goes back to their bed, or…

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What do you know?

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She looked it up.

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What's with the side-eye?

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Normally when a long-term boyfriend pulls
out a new move like you did last night,

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I would think he was cheating,

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but I feel like you just lost your way,
and then you went with it.

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What gave it away? Was it me
not knowing where to put my thumb?

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Shit, I'm late.

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I gotta get ready.

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Hey, babe, you know
that new expensive bar of soap I got?

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Please do not use it on your butt.

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I won't.

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But just to be safe,
don't use it on your face later.

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Hey, baby, do you have any Tylenol?

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I can't hear you now.

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Oh, no, he didn't.

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No, he didn't.

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Wow.

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My precious.

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- Hey, babe.
- Yeah?

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I got an idea.

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- Okay, what is it?
- It's a really good one.

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Why don't you and I get butt naked
and take a shower together?

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Why are you breathing so hard?

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I always breathe like this.
Why you standing like that?

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I don't know.

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- You wanna take a shower together?
- No, I can't actually.

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I have a… I have an early patient.

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- Bye, babe.
- Okay, give me a hug.

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- Yes. Goodbye hug for you…
- Thank you.

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…my boyfriend. Love that.

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- What the… bro hug?
- Yep.

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Toit, I'm out.

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What… A-Are we in a fight?

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I don't know. Could be.

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Maybe. I don't even…

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Hey, Paul.

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- Yeah?
- Hey.

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How are you?

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Fine.

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How's Connecticut?

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Can't complain.

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I got my own personal chef.

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Don't spend that retirement
money all at once, right?

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It's my grandson.

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What can I do for you, Jimmy?

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Listen, I'm-I'm sorry that…

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things got kind of ugly
back there before you left.

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You were totally right
about what you said.

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Which time?

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How my feelings
were meant for someone else.

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Don't sweat it, kid.

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Textbook transference.

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Ninety percent of my patients go off on me

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and then wake up the next morning
and realize I'm not their dad.

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I know you're not my dad, Paul.

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Do you?

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Anyway, it's not… it's not
how I wanted to leave things, you know?

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I was… I was actually really
looking forward to our goodbye breakfast.

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I had a lot I wanted to say to you
before you left.

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That's you, Jimmy.

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Always picturing in your mind the ideal
version of how you want things to go.

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But life's messier than that,
and it's okay.

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What about Alice?
Is she still coming by here

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- on her way to Wesleyan?
- Yeah.

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She's worried about leaving me
in an empty house,

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so I just gotta make sure
she knows I'm fine.

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And then give her
the fucking best send-off ever.

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And hit all her favorite spots
around town,

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and when I drop her off at the airport,
I'm gonna give the perfect goodbye speech.

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I'm doing it right now, aren't I?

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You are.

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But it's Alice, so I'm gonna
give you a pass this time.

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Hey, listen, while-while I got you,
I just want to say…

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Dad, you can make your own sandwiches.

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Damn it, I g… gotta go. Stay in touch.

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Okay. I have finished everything
on my grandma-to-be checklist

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for before our trip.

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I set Peyton and Will up with our OB.

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I sent them a case of prenatal vitamins,
along with a very interesting article

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about how vaginas never ever
recover from water births.

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Babe, did you write that article?

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- Yes, I did.
- Yeah. There you go.

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- Hi.
- Hey!

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Hey, are you ready for brows and boba?
I found a place that does both.

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I can't.

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Connor's taking me out
to an expensive lunch.

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It's our anniversary.

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I am? It… It is?

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Happy ten months and 13 days, baby.

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This is like the third time
you're blowing me off for Connor.

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I thought we were going to hang out
as much as possible

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before I left for college.

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Right, you're going away to college.

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I forgot because you haven't mentioned it
for, like, almost five minutes.

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- Really?
- Really.

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- Really?
- No, no, no.

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You're not involved in this.

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Okay, I'm sensing maybe a little tension.

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- Shut the fuck up, Connor.
- Shut up, Connor.

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You know what?
I'm gonna sleep with your brother.

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Nobody asked for your fucking opinion.

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Why? Why does this always happen?

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It's just how it is.

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Get used to it, pal.

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Hey, please don't teach our son
that women are crazy.

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Let him find out on his own.

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- Liz?
- What? Yeah, I'm…

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- Liz? Are you kidding me right now?
- I'm here, and what are you doing?

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- Holy crap. Holy shnikes, Liz.
- What are you doing?

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Look at this.

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Oh, my God, he finally asked you.

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He didn't do anything.

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I found the ring. I tried it on.

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It got stuck.

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And what do you mean he finally asked me?
Did you know about this?

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Of course I do.
The Dereks tell each other everything,

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Derek tells me everything,
and by transitive property, it means…

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Am I also a Derek?

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Liz, why didn't you say anything?

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'Cause I didn't want to ruin the surprise.

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I wanted to let you ruin it yourself.

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I don't think I'm ready for this.

219
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I'm still messed up over the Maya stuff,

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and I'm trying to pull off
a big career jump.

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That's why he hasn't asked you yet.

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He was waiting for a good window.

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But it's not his window to find.

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We agreed to talk about big things first,
and him spending $13,000 is not talking.

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- You looked it up?
- Yeah, of course I did.

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So proud of you.

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Okay. Oh, no, no.

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- Uh-uh!
- Oh, no. We're gonna sit down.

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Okay, exhale.

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There you go.

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Now, we're gonna slather up
that hand with lube.

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Then you're gonna put it back,

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and then when he proposes,
we are gonna be married-couple friends

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who go on vacations together
and get into some crazy White Lotus shit.

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That sound good?

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Then when I drop her off at the airport,
I'm gonna say,

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"I just want you to remember
what I told you as a little girl

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when you were nervous
about going to sleepaway camp.

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You just tug on that invisible string
between our hearts.

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I'll feel it.

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Wherever I am,
whatever I'm doing, I'll stop.

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And I'll tug back."

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- Damn.
- You got me.

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Yeah, I got myself a little bit too.

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Damn it.

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I gotta… I gotta keep practicing this,

247
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,626
so that when the real moment comes,
I don't lose it.

248
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,503
That way, when she starts bawling
and I don't,

249
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,713
she'll know that I'm fine,
and she doesn't have to worry.

250
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,131
Yeah.

251
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:38,884
First night as an empty nester's
gonna be rough, huh?

252
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,177
Thank God you're still around.

253
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,597
Hey, maybe tomorrow night
I could swing by the pool house,

254
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,933
and we can watch
the Dodgers game together?

255
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,018
Or we could maybe go to a bar.

256
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,144
Or you know what?

257
00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:52,189
We can go down to the stadium,
see it live.

258
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,565
- It's an away game.
- Road trip!

259
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:54,858
- How far?
- Atlanta.

260
00:12:54,942 --> 00:12:56,360
- Yeah, that's too far.
- That's too far.

261
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,987
Hey, there she is.

262
00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:02,699
You excited for the perfect last night
before you leave?

263
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:05,369
I was thinking we could do mini golf
at Castle Park,

264
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:09,665
and then dinner at Old Town,
and then Fudgy Mondays for ice cream.

265
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,084
Whatever.

266
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:15,087
Off to a great start.

267
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,089
That's not about you.

268
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:20,384
She got into a fight with Summer
for spending too much time with Connor.

269
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,512
Nobody got punched
in the ta-tas this time.

270
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:27,015
Is it weird I'm glad there's still
a little bit of father shit left to do?

271
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:31,061
Okay. Tomorrow night,
pool house, we're on?

272
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,479
We are so on.

273
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,609
You got to tell him!

274
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,861
Okay, inner circle.

275
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,696
I need you to help me
figure out what I'm gonna say

276
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,781
when Derrick gets down on one knee
and presents me with this.

277
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,742
- Oh, my God. So pretty.
- I know.

278
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,538
Maybe you not being able to get it off
is your body giving you a sign.

279
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,914
Or maybe it's Jesus.

280
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,833
Oh, my God, Mom,
not everything's Jesus, okay?

281
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,334
I'm just bloated from my period.

282
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,128
Your period is Jesus.

283
00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:59,756
- What did she say?
- She said Gaby's period is Jesus.

284
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,258
Her period is what?

285
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,593
Be older.

286
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,678
How many people did it take
to help you set this up, Paul?

287
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,096
I did it by myself.

288
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,724
With the help of four people.

289
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,267
Come on, guys,
I need you to fucking focus.

290
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,019
- Language!
- Thank you, baby.

291
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,813
Okay, pros and cons
of marrying Derrick. Go!

292
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,316
- White Lotus weekends.
- No.

293
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,651
Keep in mind, he was supposed
to discuss it with me first. Okay?

294
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:22,237
- Not ambush me.
- I mean, can you blame the guy?

295
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,780
He's had to drag you kicking and screaming

296
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,699
across every single milestone
in your relationship.

297
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,492
Liz and I were just talking about this
the other day at lunch.

298
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,203
Hold up. You guys are
hanging out without me?

299
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,412
- Yes.
- Sometimes.

300
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,997
Did she give you a rock?

301
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,081
No.

302
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,416
I don't think.

303
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,085
So much betrayal.
I will deal with the both of y'all later.

304
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:38,962
- Did you give her a rock? I still don't…
- This is not about you.

305
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,422
- I am never getting a rock.
- Just…

306
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,632
I want a rock.

307
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,301
Also, the dragging me thing is not true.

308
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,888
He dragged your a…
butt out on your very first date.

309
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:51,058
And-And what… Why was it
that-that she didn't like him again?

310
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,810
Because he's not an addict
who needs rescuing.

311
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,270
Right. That's why. That's right.

312
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:58,273
He had to drag you
to spend Thanksgiving with him.

313
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:02,277
Maybe the real question
is not "Why should you marry him?"

314
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,738
but, "Why the hell he would marry you"?

315
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,366
Is that so, Paul?
'Cause I'm turning your ass off right now.

316
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:08,450
Thank God.

317
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,202
- Miss you. Fuck Parkinson's.
- Bye, Paul.

318
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,412
- Fuck Parkinson's.
- Fuck Parkinson's.

319
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,166
- Sorry again, Mom.
- I'll allow it. F Parkinson's.

320
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,793
So, what are you thinking?

321
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:20,337
Honestly, I'm still not sure.

322
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:24,174
All right, well, if we're not
inner-circling about grandbabies,

323
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,259
I'm out of here.

324
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,513
I'm way too big for mini golf.

325
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,641
The whole time we were there,
I wanted to walk around the village

326
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:33,934
knocking over windmills.

327
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,981
Remember that time Mom got banned
for breaking off the clown's nose?

328
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:41,859
Yeah, she wasn't even mad.
She was just celebrating a hole-in-one.

329
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,151
And maybe drinking a little.

330
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,319
Fair enough.

331
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,323
What is she doing here?

332
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,575
What the hell?

333
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,035
I thought we were meeting
about you wanting to ask out my mom.

334
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,371
You are way too easy to trick.

335
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,914
How were you not kidnapped as a child?

336
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,083
I was. I spent some time in Morocco.

337
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,459
That explains a lot.

338
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,254
Summer, please have a seat.
I got you some ice cream.

339
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,216
Listen, normally I wouldn't butt in.

340
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,302
- Yes, you would.
- Yes, I would.

341
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,931
But I just recently
really messed things up with a friend.

342
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,642
Trust me, you do not want
to leave things like this.

343
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,770
- That's why I brought you both here.
- Well played, pimp.

344
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,355
Look, change is scary.

345
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,024
Wesleyan is far away.

346
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:26,653
I think that you're acting out because
you're just scared of losing each other.

347
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,574
I'm gonna miss you so much.

348
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,451
Can we FaceTime, like, every day?

349
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,370
Def. And also, you're not allowed
to make any new redhead friends.

350
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:36,997
I could never love another redhead.

351
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,582
I love you so much.

352
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,167
There we go.

353
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,669
And also, all new drugs,
we do at the same time,

354
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:45,339
and any lesbian stuff,
you try with me first.

355
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:46,757
I think you guys got this.

356
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,471
- Cornhole!
- Wow.

357
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,182
Now see, I think they should consider
making this a sport.

358
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,809
I think you just want a sport
that white guys can still dominate.

359
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,396
Well, now that Tiger's done,
we got golf back.

360
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,856
- Thank God for hookers.
- Yeah.

361
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,108
- Cornhole!
- Guys.

362
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,902
I'm so glad I got here before Gaby.

363
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,403
She found the ring.

364
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:09,820
What? How?

365
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,448
It doesn't matter.

366
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,992
- She's not happy.
- Damn it.

367
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:15,911
Here she comes. Run!

368
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,204
Calm down.

369
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,165
A ring? What the hell?
Why would you do that?

370
00:17:20,249 --> 00:17:22,125
Because I love you?

371
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,127
We were supposed to talk about any
future steps before taking them, remember?

372
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,005
Well, I'm sorry for thinking
that being with me

373
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,423
might be something that made you happy.

374
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:31,218
You're being ridiculous, Gaby,
and I gotta be honest…

375
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,847
I think I know a lot of people here.

376
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,266
Is that my cousin?

377
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,768
And the horny girl
from your college class?

378
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:41,645
You look awesome.

379
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,105
- That's your sister.
- Hey, Derrick.

380
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,231
- And your mom.
- Hey.

381
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,316
What is happening right now?

382
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,734
Jimmy, he's onto us. Lights!

383
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:48,819
Got it.

384
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,445
Whoa, whoa, hey!

385
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,864
- I gotcha.
- I don't wanna get murdered…

386
00:17:51,947 --> 00:17:54,199
- We're good. Calm down.
- …in a cornhole bar.

387
00:17:56,159 --> 00:18:00,205
You tried to surprise me,
but I'm not having any of that shit, okay?

388
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,249
And I'm not kneeling,

389
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,042
'cause I got a lot to say,

390
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,212
and I'm not getting
this pretty dress in the dirt.

391
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:08,922
- You ready?
- Not really.

392
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,174
Too bad. Buckle up.

393
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,346
Okay.

394
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,431
Derrick.

395
00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:23,103
My whole life,
I felt like I was from some other planet.

396
00:18:23,854 --> 00:18:27,941
Like I was this tall Kal-El-ass alien

397
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,778
dropped on Earth,
just trying to fit in with the normies.

398
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,282
You know, it was… it was kind of lonely.

399
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,035
And then you roll up all goofy

400
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,621
and super hot and really kind.

401
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,623
And you just never make
me feel self-conscious.

402
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,791
Like, seriously.

403
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:48,170
I would do you right here
in front of everybody.

404
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:50,506
You let me be me.

405
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,926
You know, you-you see my crazy
and then you just roll with it.

406
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,511
I let her do that.

407
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,513
I know, babe. I know.

408
00:18:57,596 --> 00:19:00,682
I love that you're a gentleman, you know?

409
00:19:00,766 --> 00:19:04,144
And I-I-I love that
you don't need me to take care of you,

410
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,855
but if I ever wanted to,
you would still let me.

411
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,901
But I think most of all,
I love that you push me to move forward.

412
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,279
You know, just-just past all my bullshit.

413
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,826
Life started to feel
a lot scarier this year.

414
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,161
Yeah.

415
00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:25,082
But, I just think that if I get the honor

416
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,002
and privilege of having you by my side…

417
00:19:31,547 --> 00:19:32,965
I won't be afraid of anything.

418
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,425
Not even this.

419
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,890
Derrick, will you marry me?

420
00:19:44,852 --> 00:19:46,478
- Yes.
- Yes!

421
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,566
Grandbabies!

422
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,448
Why is my podiatrist here?

423
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:01,201
I don't know. I just emailed
a bunch of people in your contacts list.

424
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,370
- Shout out my podiatrist.
- Hey!

425
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,289
Hey.

426
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:09,376
- Podiatrist!
- Podiatrist, podiatrist, podiatrist.

427
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,676
Here we are.

428
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,845
Here we are.

429
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,389
Found it.

430
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,766
I almost left my real ID on the floor.

431
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,560
- Cannot fly without that.
- Nope.

432
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,730
I can't believe I gotta
drop my baby off at college.

433
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:33,066
Yes, I'm glad you guys managed to
sneak in one last adventure together.

434
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,281
Okay.

435
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,242
Where is my…

436
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:43,702
- Hey.
- Hi.

437
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:46,914
Before you go, never forget
what I told you when you were little

438
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,458
and you were nervous
about going to sleepaway camp.

439
00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:52,377
Just tug on that invisible
string between our hearts,

440
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:56,215
- and I'll feel it no matter where…
- Real quick,

441
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,050
my ticket says coach.
That's a mistake, right?

442
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,844
Could you just give us one minute, Summer?

443
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:01,929
Sure, pimp.

444
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,723
I have your card on my Apple Pay
so, I'll just upgrade inside.

445
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,685
No matter where I am, whatever…

446
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,854
Actually, last time
I was in a crowded airport by myself,

447
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,189
I ended up in Morocco.

448
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,610
Hey. Get out of here.

449
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:17,819
Thanks for everything.

450
00:21:18,362 --> 00:21:20,364
- You're the best. I love you.
- Love you more, kid.

451
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,865
- Okay.
- Okay.

452
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:24,076
- Bye. Bye.
- Bye.

453
00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,744
Let's go!

454
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,957
- Boarding pass?
- Okay.

455
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,166
Okay. Okay.

456
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,168
Okay. That way. There.

457
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,602
Well, fuck you two

458
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:53,605
for making all of our proposals
seem lame in comparison.

459
00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,274
My proposal would have been amazing,

460
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:58,402
but then Jimmy puked on the piano
and fucked Gaby.

461
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,362
- Yeah, I remember seeing that.
- Okay,

462
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,239
well, maybe not in front of my new fiancé.

463
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,491
Then maybe I'll puke on the piano
and hit that later.

464
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:07,494
So, what are you guys doing to celebrate?

465
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,246
Liz and Derek actually invited us

466
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,081
to join them in Barcelona.

467
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,833
Thanks for saying it right.

468
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,209
- Hey, I'm cultured.
- Yeah,

469
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,878
as an engagement gift
they got our tickets.

470
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:17,004
Hey, this is bullshit.

471
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,590
- Can we come?
- Stop. We have to go to Tennessee.

472
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,592
Fine. Can I come?

473
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:25,679
So, Alice has officially
landed in Connecticut.

474
00:22:25,762 --> 00:22:26,889
Hey.

475
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,182
And I'm fine.

476
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,269
Can we all agree that I am fine?

477
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,979
- Yes, we can.
- You're fine!

478
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,356
- Yeah, you're killing it.
- That's a normal thing to ask people.

479
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,484
Game's about to start.
I'll grab some snacks.

480
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,652
We can meet in the pool house.

481
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:42,571
- Yes, sir.
- Cool. All right, see you guys.

482
00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:43,822
- Bye, Jimmy.
- Enjoy the game.

483
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,365
Nobody else invited, I guess.

484
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:48,577
Sean hasn't told Jimmy he moved out yet.

485
00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:52,414
Wow, I think that deserves a group BFP.

486
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,416
- Oh, yeah.
- Here we go.

487
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,585
All right.

488
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,547
That's a big flapping pussy, Sean.

489
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,591
Whoa, whoa. No, sorry, Sean.

490
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:03,842
I didn't know what that meant.

491
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,010
It's all right, man.

492
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:07,721
Time to sack up.

493
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:10,474
- Yeah.
- Right, sack up!

494
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,559
- Sack 'em up.
- You got this.

495
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,187
I think we need to come up
with a new gesture for sack up.

496
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,855
- Yes.
- I know.

497
00:23:18,023 --> 00:23:20,317
Yeah, you're juggling. You're juggling.

498
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,573
Hey. I got the ham and pineapple
you texted me about.

499
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:31,328
I'm realizing right at this moment
you meant on a pizza.

500
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:34,581
That's okay.
We can maybe have a pool house luau.

501
00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,124
How does that sound?

502
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,752
Look, it's time I told you.

503
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,129
I found a bigger place.

504
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,298
And I'm moving out.

505
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,133
That's awesome, Sean.

506
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,427
That's great. When are you…
When are you moving?

507
00:23:48,971 --> 00:23:49,972
Three days ago.

508
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,891
Everything happened super fast.

509
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:55,102
Derek has this awesome place,

510
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,271
and he needs someone to fix it up for him.

511
00:23:57,354 --> 00:24:00,315
And you know how much I like
helping out well-to-do white dudes.

512
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,568
We are an overlooked demographic.

513
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:04,987
I should have told you sooner

514
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:08,740
but with Alice leaving,
and, hell, now everyone leaving,

515
00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,242
- I just…
- Hey, Sean.

516
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,661
There's no need to apologize, man.

517
00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:15,581
Look, when you moved in here,

518
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,041
it was never with the intention
that you were going to stay forever.

519
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,126
Yeah.

520
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,753
I'm really happy for you.

521
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:24,381
Come on.

522
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,383
What can I say?

523
00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,552
I'm really gonna miss you.

524
00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:30,971
I'm gonna be like four blocks away.

525
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,724
Way to ruin the moment, Sean.

526
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,397
I'm betting Marisol's waiting for you
at your new place right now.

527
00:24:41,023 --> 00:24:42,399
She might be.

528
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,611
Fuck the game. Get out of here.

529
00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:54,912
- Keys to the pool house.
- Yes. Thanks.

530
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,707
Thank you, Jimmy.

531
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,876
For everything.

532
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:24,733
Oh, we're so happy you two
decided to make a pit stop.

533
00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:29,404
Yeah, we talked it out, and we picked this
over microdosing at a Red Sox game.

534
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,532
These people
still have access to my father.

535
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:33,325
Speak of the devil.

536
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:35,577
Anyway, how could I pass up an opportunity

537
00:25:35,661 --> 00:25:37,704
for probably my last home
cooked meal in a while?

538
00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:39,873
Don't sleep on college dining halls.

539
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:43,210
I used to eat cereal
with vanilla soft serve instead of milk.

540
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,921
Maybe take a little weed gummy
right before.

541
00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,090
I'm on one right now.

542
00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:50,843
Was Dad just texting you
to see if I got here okay?

543
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,469
Yeah, he also said,

544
00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:57,683
"Sean's moving out, happy for him,
but also kind of sad, you know?"

545
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,228
- What did you write back?
- Thumbs-up emoji.

546
00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,605
- Dude.
- Why is that thumb Black?

547
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,899
Gaby did it.
I-I don't know how to change it back.

548
00:26:05,983 --> 00:26:09,194
He told you that he was sad
and that is how you responded?

549
00:26:09,778 --> 00:26:11,780
Don't you know how alone he is right now?

550
00:26:11,864 --> 00:26:14,199
No, he's not.
He's got that girl that's too cute for him

551
00:26:14,283 --> 00:26:15,868
but when she speaks, you get it.

552
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:18,036
- He doesn't have her anymore.
- What?

553
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,371
When did that happen?

554
00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,373
A few weeks ago. I told you.

555
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:23,166
Do you not listen to me?

556
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,294
It depends. You guys say so much stuff.

557
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:26,962
I have to filter.

558
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,672
- Dad.
- What is wrong with you?

559
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,632
My God. You are unbelievable.

560
00:26:30,716 --> 00:26:32,593
What do you want me to do?

561
00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:35,721
Maybe just give him some fatherly advice.

562
00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,014
Jesus Christ.

563
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:39,766
I'm not his father.

564
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:43,729
If you are my honorary grandpa,
doesn't that make you…

565
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,147
Papa pimp.

566
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:48,650
Look, I'm 3,000 miles away.

567
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,736
Even if I had a magic bullet,

568
00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:55,490
Jimmy has still got to learn
how to figure out this shit for himself.

569
00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:00,621
To hell with a home cooked meal.
Let's get a pizza.

570
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:01,747
That's a great idea.

571
00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:03,123
Bring the gummies.

572
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:05,083
Yeah, that'll be good.

573
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,460
You're not invited.

574
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,004
Thank God.

575
00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,952
- I'm Batman.
- Wow.

576
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:43,247
Hey. Hey, Dan. How you… How you doing?

577
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:44,790
It's…

578
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,626
It's pretty quiet around here, huh?

579
00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,837
Yeah, look's like everybody's gone.

580
00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:54,758
Which means we can either
do our session in my office,

581
00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:57,928
or we can gather up all the couch cushions

582
00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:00,138
and do it in a fort.

583
00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:02,224
Office, please.

584
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:03,851
Your loss, Dan.

585
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:07,896
And Stan and his wife are moving to Paris.

586
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:09,815
Can you believe that?

587
00:28:11,108 --> 00:28:12,568
Who wants to live in fucking Paris?

588
00:28:12,651 --> 00:28:13,944
I think most people, Dan.

589
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:18,198
Hey, you said you were gonna get
yourself back on the dating apps.

590
00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:19,867
Did you make a profile yet?

591
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:23,704
No, but I did give Siri
an Australian accent.

592
00:28:23,787 --> 00:28:26,081
It's kind of a vibe.

593
00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:28,584
- Dan.
- I know.

594
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,337
After three years of therapy,
I'm back where I started.

595
00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:33,589
Not true.

596
00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:36,258
You have come so far
over the past few years.

597
00:28:36,341 --> 00:28:37,676
Do not forget that.

598
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,970
Look, everybody has setbacks.

599
00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:46,059
If I'm honest, I still find myself
right back to feeling alone.

600
00:28:47,936 --> 00:28:49,897
Like everybody's moving forward but me.

601
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:51,023
Yeah.

602
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:53,901
So, maybe we both agree
to keep working on that.

603
00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,196
But in the meantime,

604
00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:00,616
maybe we can try to find
some positives in the solitude.

605
00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,786
When you wake up tomorrow,
remind yourself,

606
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:08,248
alone doesn't always have to mean lonely.

607
00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,680
What the fuck are you doing here, Matthew?

608
00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:27,142
I'm house-sitting
while my folks are out of town,

609
00:29:27,226 --> 00:29:29,436
and my mom said I could swing by
when I got hungry.

610
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,687
Well, you can't.

611
00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:34,441
Just grab a pizza and get out of here.

612
00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:37,236
I love pepperoni.

613
00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:41,990
Hey. Do you wanna, like,
have a cup of coffee?

614
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,659
We could eat that pizza.

615
00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:46,787
Just… I don't know,
we could just hang out and talk.

616
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,413
I'm good. Thanks.

617
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:49,873
No, me too. I'm good too.

618
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:10,185
Hey, Paul.

619
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,104
Hey, what's up?

620
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:14,815
You know me, man.
I just finished working out.

621
00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,650
Getting ready to attack the day.

622
00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:19,570
You're alone in your underwear
doing nothing, aren't you?

623
00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:21,363
Very much so, yes.

624
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:23,740
Okay, well, I just called because

625
00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:27,995
we really should have that
bye-bye breakfast sometime.

626
00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,373
Yeah, I would…
I would love that, man. When?

627
00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:32,708
How's now?

628
00:30:38,589 --> 00:30:39,965
- Hi…
- Hey.

629
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:41,925
Paul.

630
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,929
What are you doing here? How long…
How long are you in town for?

631
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,807
- Just a couple of hours.
- That's insane.

632
00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:50,267
What if I had plans this morning?

633
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,727
You didn't.

634
00:30:52,978 --> 00:30:55,522
- Paul.
- Let me talk, okay?

635
00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:01,111
Life threw you a curveball

636
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,697
so, to try and control things,

637
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:07,034
you picture how you want them to go
in your own head and…

638
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,204
That doesn't work.

639
00:31:10,746 --> 00:31:14,291
If you can't let go of this shit
on your own

640
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,501
then I have to…

641
00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:18,128
I have to keep trying
to shake it out of you.

642
00:31:18,962 --> 00:31:20,130
You hear what I'm saying?

643
00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:23,759
I… Yeah, I do, but can we just
talk about this over waffles?

644
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:26,136
No, you're not eating with me.

645
00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:27,221
You're eating with her.

646
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:33,560
Hi. Can I get a cappuccino please?

647
00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:35,437
- Yeah, no problem.
- Thank you so much.

648
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:39,691
Not how you pictured it, huh?

649
00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:41,693
You fucking jimmied me.

650
00:31:41,777 --> 00:31:44,196
That's right. I fucking jimmied you.

651
00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:47,157
Look, kid, if you're ever
going to move forward,

652
00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:49,701
you've got to let go of the past.

653
00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:51,620
And I know that's scary.

654
00:31:52,955 --> 00:31:53,956
But you're…

655
00:31:54,456 --> 00:31:55,874
you're never gonna forget Tia.

656
00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:59,086
Hell, you're never going to forget me.

657
00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:01,004
No one will.

658
00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:05,175
Letting go of the past just means

659
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:07,219
you don't allow…

660
00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:11,431
your scars to hold you back anymore.

661
00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:13,642
I'm covered in them, Paul.

662
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:14,726
Good.

663
00:32:15,936 --> 00:32:21,108
What a shame to be 42 years of age
and not completely covered in scars.

664
00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:26,446
They're the evidence
of a life fully lived.

665
00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:28,866
I don't want this.

666
00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:34,246
I don't want you to have to fly
all across the fucking country

667
00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:35,956
just to make sure that I'm okay.

668
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,043
- I don't want to be a burden to you.
- You're not.

669
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:43,589
You're more of a son to me.

670
00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:46,341
I don't know why I never said that before.

671
00:32:47,718 --> 00:32:48,969
I think you're strong.

672
00:32:50,012 --> 00:32:51,305
I think you don't need me.

673
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:53,765
But for as long as I'm around,

674
00:32:53,849 --> 00:32:57,853
if you think you need me,
I will be there for you.

675
00:32:58,645 --> 00:32:59,938
Because I love you.

676
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:02,566
- Okay?
- Okay.

677
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:03,734
Now, you got a choice to make.

678
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:07,279
Either stay stuck,

679
00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:11,533
or you can go make some new scars.

680
00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:15,204
I got a fucking airplane to catch.

681
00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:19,875
Choose wisely.

682
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:50,739
- Hi.
- Hi.

