1 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:12,055 Richie! 2 00:00:13,610 --> 00:00:15,658 - Right on time. - Hey. You're the lawyer? 3 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:17,738 Ron LaFlamme. Great to meet you. 4 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:20,934 All right, homeboy. Pop a squat. 5 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:22,455 Start autographing by the flags. 6 00:00:22,530 --> 00:00:24,180 Lot of paper to get through. 7 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:33,140 So, what do you think? 8 00:00:33,210 --> 00:00:34,371 About? 9 00:00:35,330 --> 00:00:37,458 Jeannie. She's pretty hot, right? 10 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:40,330 Oh, yeah. No, she's... She's very pretty. 11 00:00:40,650 --> 00:00:41,811 Yeah, she is. 12 00:00:42,050 --> 00:00:43,620 Oh, we're doing that. Okay. 13 00:00:45,850 --> 00:00:47,818 So yo, Peter tells me you're popping your cherry with this. 14 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:49,130 So let me just walk you through it. 15 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,459 That stuff you're signing gives you the convertible note for funding 16 00:00:52,530 --> 00:00:55,010 and establishes you and Peter Gregory 17 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:59,180 as the board members of Pied Piper, incorporated in the state of Delaware. 18 00:00:59,370 --> 00:01:01,293 Okay. Why Delaware? 19 00:01:01,410 --> 00:01:03,139 Rich, Rich. 20 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:06,453 Lawyer, not lawyer. I got you. 21 00:01:07,410 --> 00:01:11,779 So, Peter Gregory, big fan of you. 22 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:13,972 - Oh. - He invited you to his toga party, right? 23 00:01:14,050 --> 00:01:15,939 That's a big deal. Flo Rida's playing. 24 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:17,899 - You dig Flo Rida? - Should be fun. 25 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,779 - Yeah, I went to a lot... - See this guitar? 26 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,690 Sergey and Larry from Google signed it. 27 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:24,939 Both of them. Right there. 28 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:30,532 So, Pied Piper. 29 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,893 You're one of Peter's compression plays, huh? 30 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:36,058 One of? How many does he have? 31 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:37,900 Not too many. Like six or eight. 32 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,098 Okay. Why are there so many? 33 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,981 You know how sea turtles have a shit-ton of babies 34 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:45,491 because most of them die on their way down to the water? 35 00:01:45,890 --> 00:01:48,973 Peter just wants to make sure that his money makes it to the ocean. 36 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:50,815 But it seems like you got your shit together. 37 00:01:50,930 --> 00:01:52,739 A lot of these guys come in here 38 00:01:52,850 --> 00:01:54,579 and they can do all the engineering stuff 39 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:56,698 but they get all hung up on technicalities. 40 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:59,575 They can't just tell you what their vision for the company is. 41 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,740 Those guys are so fucked. 42 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:04,810 It's like you need both halves of the brain, right? 43 00:02:04,890 --> 00:02:08,497 The Jobs and the Wozniak. The ying and the yang. 44 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:11,137 Ch. I think it's "Yin". 45 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:13,055 - "Yin"? - Yeah. 46 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:17,210 - Like "Yin and yan?" - No. Like yin and yang. 47 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:20,295 No. It's ying and yang, they're opposites. 48 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:23,619 So, Pied Piper, drop it on me. What is it? 49 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,738 Well, we started off as a music app. 50 00:02:26,810 --> 00:02:27,857 Yuck. 51 00:02:28,370 --> 00:02:31,340 Yeah. Gross. 52 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:33,890 But we've pivoted since then. 53 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,979 Uh-oh. To what? 54 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:39,372 Well, our Weissman scores are consistently high across all media, 55 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,452 audio, video, meta-data. 56 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:44,540 Actually, that's not true. We've had some trouble encoding 3D video. 57 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:46,015 I think it's because the pixels change... 58 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:49,890 value differently than conventional... 59 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:07,817 Just look at the flow diagram, dude. 60 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:10,291 No, the filter bank is part of the prediction loop. 61 00:03:10,650 --> 00:03:13,494 What are you talking about, this is lossless compression. 62 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,732 Oh, hey, Big Head, you were there. 63 00:03:17,090 --> 00:03:19,172 Why did Richard use a DCT filter bank? 64 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:21,651 Oh... 65 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,975 Not really sure. Richard tried to explain some of this stuff 66 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:27,415 but a lot of it I didn't really understand, 67 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:29,492 so I'd kinda just nod and smile, you know? 68 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:33,293 Can you at least help us figure out this insane DFT spider web he's using? 69 00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:41,215 Dude, do you understand any of this? 70 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:48,216 I eat the fish. 71 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:49,974 I understand you eat the fish. 72 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:51,895 But when you clean the fish 73 00:03:52,130 --> 00:03:55,100 you can't leave the fish head and guts and shit in the sink. 74 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:57,258 Because the whole house smells like a bait station. 75 00:03:57,610 --> 00:04:01,171 So you gotta put it in the trash and then take the trash out. 76 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:03,051 Do you understand? 77 00:04:03,650 --> 00:04:05,573 Yes. I eat the fish. 78 00:04:05,930 --> 00:04:07,170 Motherfuck! 79 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:11,978 Do you know how awkward it is to not be able to describe your own company? 80 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,814 Like, I built Pied Piper and you can see it 81 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:15,938 but I can't really describe to you what it is 82 00:04:16,010 --> 00:04:17,819 even though I kind of know where I'm going. 83 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:21,053 You do realize we quit working on our own apps to work for you, right? 84 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:24,737 Shouldn't you more than "Kind of know where you're going?" 85 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:26,898 Because that's basically what the CEO does. 86 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:29,371 I do. Sort of. 87 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:32,495 Okay, it's like trying to tell someone how to get somewhere, 88 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,612 even though you don't really know the exact address. Right? 89 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:36,494 Like, how do you do that? Because you can't just say 90 00:04:36,570 --> 00:04:37,651 "Go to 415 Elm Street," 91 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:39,095 because you don't even know what that is. Right? 92 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:40,496 So you have to say, you know, 93 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:43,414 "Go straight down that big road and take a right at the weird thing." 94 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:44,770 But, you can't describe what that weird thing is 95 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:46,890 because you just know it as a weird thing, you know, 96 00:04:47,050 --> 00:04:48,336 in your head. You always have. 97 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:50,771 Is that weird thing in your head an aneurysm? 98 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,975 Richard, I'm just gonna recap for a second, 99 00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:56,578 you turned down 10 million dollars 100 00:04:56,650 --> 00:05:00,177 to be able to develop something that you, as the head of the company, 101 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,571 can't even describe to another human being? 102 00:05:03,450 --> 00:05:05,259 I say this only to motivate you. 103 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:10,980 Okay, so I have been instructed to remove you 104 00:05:11,130 --> 00:05:13,861 from the list of employees assigned to the Nucleus project. 105 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:17,737 You will no longer receive any Nucleus related communications, 106 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,534 file reports, or attend any Nucleus meetings. 107 00:05:22,370 --> 00:05:23,576 Any questions? 108 00:05:24,570 --> 00:05:27,176 No. That's... That's pretty clear. 109 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:28,691 Great. 110 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,298 Am I being reassigned to something else? 111 00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:35,775 Not that I am aware of. At this time. No. 112 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:37,215 Wait, so then am I being fired? 113 00:05:37,290 --> 00:05:40,021 Because I have a three year contract and my stock options... 114 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,173 Okay. Nobody is being fired. Okay? 115 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,731 Look, a contract is a contract. 116 00:05:45,810 --> 00:05:49,451 You know. You've got a contract. And I've got a contract. 117 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:51,453 We all have contracts. 118 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:55,421 And here at Hooli, contracts are honored. 119 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,661 Yours and mine. 120 00:05:58,490 --> 00:06:00,254 Everybody's. So... 121 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:02,935 Have I made that perfectly clear? 122 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:05,013 Yeah, no. That's clear. 123 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:10,851 But, when I come into work tomorrow, what do I do? 124 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:15,694 That is unclear. At this time. 125 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,090 Should've worn more than my underwear and a bed sheet. 126 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:31,092 - Underwear? Pussy. - Yeah. I'm with him. 127 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:34,020 This is the type of evening that requires free-balling. 128 00:06:36,010 --> 00:06:39,059 Oh. I'm gonna take my underwear off too. 129 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:41,132 Richard! Hey, you made it! 130 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:46,010 So Peter met with LaFlamme today and signed the paperwork, 131 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:49,060 which means Pied Piper is officially launched. 132 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:53,011 Why didn't you tell me about all the other compression plays Peter was seeding? 133 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:57,339 What? No... Because it's nothing you need to worry about. 134 00:06:57,490 --> 00:06:59,970 Because none of those other companies have your vision. 135 00:07:00,690 --> 00:07:02,055 - My vision? - Exactly. 136 00:07:02,370 --> 00:07:04,418 Speaking of which, Peter really wants you to come in on Friday 137 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:05,901 to chat about big picture stuff. 138 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,814 You know, lay out your vision in broad strokes. 139 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:09,813 Broad strokes for the vision of the... 140 00:07:09,970 --> 00:07:12,940 Well, Pied Piper is compression and we all know that. 141 00:07:13,050 --> 00:07:16,941 So we don't need to talk about that, but I could because I'm the CEO. 142 00:07:17,330 --> 00:07:20,140 Pied Piper takes the data and... 143 00:07:21,250 --> 00:07:22,581 Smaller... To smaller form. 144 00:07:22,730 --> 00:07:25,381 And, also, there's more. 145 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:28,381 It compresses the data overall... 146 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,572 Excuse me. See you Friday. Hi Tom. 147 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:41,533 Richard, pace yourself, buddy. 148 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:46,453 You know, I wish this was Roman times. You know? 149 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:48,140 Life was simpler back then. 150 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:50,178 Simpler for you. I would have been a slave. 151 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:51,936 There's still time. 152 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,296 Cool costume. Where'd you get it? 153 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:01,501 My bed. 154 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:03,299 - You're funny! - Oh. 155 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,498 I'm Brooke and this is my friend Anastasia. 156 00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:07,771 Hi. 157 00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:10,619 - Hi. - What's up, guys? 158 00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:14,540 So, how do you know Peter Gregory? 159 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:15,936 Oh, through work. 160 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:18,130 We're actresses. 161 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:20,131 Cool. 162 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,780 What type of actressing work? 163 00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:23,215 Oh, we're working right now. 164 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:26,494 Our startup sources actors to parties to liven things up 165 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:29,779 and get into conversations with guests and be interested in them. 166 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:33,891 Oh, neat. 167 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:36,052 So, who else is paid to be here? 168 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:39,452 Pretty much anyone that's over a seven is with us, 169 00:08:39,530 --> 00:08:41,578 and anyone that's under a three is a guest. 170 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:43,256 It's a really fun job. 171 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,334 - Plus, I get to work with my boyfriend. - Yeah. 172 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:52,250 Yo, yo, party people, y'all ready to get crazy? 173 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:53,900 Is that Flo Rida? 174 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:55,217 No idea. 175 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:58,055 Y'all ready to take this party to a whole 'nother level? 176 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,496 It's time to meet the original O.G. gangster, 177 00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:02,930 cash money mobster. 178 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:05,178 Y'all put your hands together for my brother! 179 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:10,695 The illest, the chillest, emperor of Rome, big Pete Gregory! 180 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:20,293 He is the illest and the chillest? 181 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:28,051 Big Pete Gregory! 182 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,934 Thank you, Florida. 183 00:09:37,770 --> 00:09:41,172 Welcome to the Peter Gregory Foundation's 184 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,730 fourth annual orgy of caring. 185 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:47,180 The first three were fine. 186 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:51,579 I hope that you enjoy the party. 187 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:56,176 There is a second bar in back 188 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,052 where the line is much shorter. 189 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:01,652 Thank you. I'm finished now. 190 00:10:03,130 --> 00:10:04,700 That was very abrupt. 191 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:14,733 - So this is a rap concert? - Yep. 192 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,860 Holy shit, look at Erlich! 193 00:10:23,410 --> 00:10:24,935 How the fuck did he get up there? 194 00:10:27,770 --> 00:10:29,738 Man. See, that's what I wish I had. 195 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:31,574 It's like, I don't have any... 196 00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:34,694 - Game. - Game, yes! That's it. 197 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,540 You know, I always knew I was missing something 198 00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:39,181 and then someone explained to me the concept of game, 199 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:44,330 I remember very distinctly thinking, "That's what I don't have. Game." 200 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,336 Sorry. 201 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:08,814 - Hello? - What's up, Richie Rich? 202 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:10,654 Great seeing you last night, buddy. 203 00:11:10,730 --> 00:11:12,858 Just wanted you to know I had my associate 204 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:16,298 draft up everything like we talked about and it is all good. 205 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:19,335 Just emailed you the board consent which appoints your new board member. 206 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:23,739 So just print it, sign it, get it to Gregory to sign and it is donezo. 207 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:26,660 New board member, what? 208 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,494 It's in the PDF, you'll see. 209 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:31,255 All right, homey, I gotta go. My enema guy is here. 210 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:33,612 Gary! Namaste! 211 00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:39,580 Pied Piper Incorporated amended board of directors, 212 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:44,334 Richard Hendricks, Peter Gregory, Erlich Bachman? 213 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,416 Oh, my God. 214 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,613 Is Sleeping Beauty awake yet? 215 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,101 Yes, she is. 216 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:56,536 Oh, boy. Here, I brought you something for your stomach. 217 00:11:56,970 --> 00:12:00,372 Be forewarned, the orange juice has vodka in it. 218 00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:02,454 Little hair of the dog. 219 00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:06,778 What exactly happened last night, from your side? 220 00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:09,376 We happened, Richard. And the best part is, 221 00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:11,055 we can relive it whenever we want to. 222 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:16,890 We're two halves of the same brain! 223 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,461 You complete me! 224 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,897 Don't ever say that again! Do you understand me? 225 00:12:22,410 --> 00:12:24,060 I will beat the shit out of you. 226 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,490 Yo, yo, get that camera out my face. 227 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,459 Come on, Mr. Rida. Okay. Okay. 228 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:31,292 - Look at this part. - I'm asking this fat, beautiful man... 229 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:34,533 in front of God and the Flo Rider 230 00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:37,534 and this white, weird cocaine statue 231 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,574 to be on the Pied Piper board of directors. 232 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:44,893 - Yes! A thousand times, yes! - He's doin' it! 233 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:47,535 - Shake on it. - It's a deal. 234 00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:48,736 Oh, no. 235 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:51,576 Plus, we have this for the Pied Piper documentary 236 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:52,971 that we're eventually gonna make. 237 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:55,781 We're making history together, partner. 238 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,733 Are you dressed like Steve Jobs? 239 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,061 Oh, am I? 240 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,579 Well, I suppose Steve and I always have shared a similar aesthetic. 241 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:24,614 Hey. 242 00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:26,491 Little help? 243 00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:28,291 Oh. Okay. 244 00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:48,940 - Here you go. - Thanks, man. 245 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:52,134 Sorry about the throw. Bursitis. 246 00:13:52,490 --> 00:13:53,571 Yeah. 247 00:13:53,970 --> 00:13:56,371 So, you guys having a meeting up here? 248 00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:00,610 No. Not exactly. 249 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,774 We're all currently unassigned. 250 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:06,177 How about you? 251 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,701 - Yeah. Unassigned. - Yeah. 252 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:10,500 - That's cool. - Yeah. 253 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,850 How could you put Erlich on the board? What were you thinking? 254 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:17,936 You don't put someone inside the company on the board. 255 00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:20,050 Then he and Peter Gregory can vote you out. 256 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,453 Yeah. You gotta find an outsider you trust. Like your mom. 257 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:27,895 I'd put Erlich on the board before my mom. Backstabbing bitch. 258 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,570 Guys, I was drunk, okay? 259 00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:32,978 You know, I half-jokingly said to Gilfoyle last night, 260 00:14:33,050 --> 00:14:35,211 "it looks like Richard is going to suck Erlich's dick." 261 00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:37,459 But that would be reasonable compared to this. 262 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,690 Richard, could I speak to you? 263 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:43,778 Okay. Yeah. 264 00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:51,777 He's the least cool guy I've ever met. 265 00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:53,700 I heard about what's been happening. 266 00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:57,338 I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. 267 00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:00,057 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what I was thinking. 268 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,020 Yes. I mean, 269 00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:05,294 is there a reason I wasn't invited to the party? 270 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,090 Is there some sense that I'm not part of the gang? 271 00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:11,021 What? Jared. 272 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:15,016 Of course not. It was just an oversight. 273 00:15:15,090 --> 00:15:17,252 I mean, we weren't even sure if we were gonna go. 274 00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,414 And what was it like there? 275 00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:22,693 Were there gelatin shots? 276 00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:27,421 No. No, it was stupid and loud. 277 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:28,970 Honestly, you're better off. 278 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:31,417 I suppose. I had a fine night. 279 00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:36,580 I had some palak paneer and I watched a documentary about Liberia. 280 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:41,139 But then I woke up to this unexpected development. 281 00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:43,611 Do you... Do you really want Erlich on the board? 282 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:47,132 - Because I'll support you... - No. I don't. At all. 283 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,253 I was drunk. 284 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,611 I don't know how to get out of it. 285 00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:54,017 I mean, what am I going to say to Peter Gregory? 286 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:58,013 Well, if you don't sign the documents, and you don't give them to Peter Gregory, 287 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,819 then it won't happen. Simple as that. 288 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,419 Really? I... 289 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,251 Wow. Okay. 290 00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:07,498 That is a relief, Jared. Thanks. 291 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,895 I'm glad you're around. 292 00:16:12,770 --> 00:16:15,296 Well, keep that in mind for future parties. 293 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,851 Honestly, sometimes we forget you're here. 294 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:22,615 You guys, company photo time out back. Let's go! 295 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:25,935 Gilfoyle, okay, off to the center a little bit. 296 00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,694 Like your personality. No, no, no, no. 297 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:30,257 Dinesh, leave it unbuttoned. We want you to look like shit. 298 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,100 Makes for a better "Before" photo. 299 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:33,650 But you're wearing a jacket. 300 00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,134 Yeah, because I'm the genius marketer. 301 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,854 I'm not a code freak like you guys. 302 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:41,810 Besides, I'm wearing sandals so I am iconoclasting a little bit. 303 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:45,094 Oh, good. Jared. What the fuck is with that vest? 304 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:48,100 Right over here. As if you're sort of a late addition 305 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:51,538 that may not stick around for the entire duration of the company. 306 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,295 And then, Richard. There you go. The man of the hour. 307 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:56,697 Okay. We'll take a few like this, 308 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,817 and then just Richard and I. 309 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:01,501 Because at the end of the day, 310 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:05,213 people only want to see a picture of the board members. 311 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,454 It... Actually, it's... 312 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,734 You're not gonna be a board member. 313 00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,660 What? 314 00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,499 I'm in year three of a five year deal 315 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,572 and, Matt, you got what, like three years left? 316 00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,177 Yeah. We all got acquired by Hooli, 317 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,060 when we didn't work out, none of us got reassigned. 318 00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:29,579 Because Gavin believes in this Japanese form of management 319 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:32,978 where not being assigned is the most shameful outcome. 320 00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:37,533 Yeah, it does feel uncomfortable. 321 00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,291 Give it a week or two, you'll get, like, numb to it. 322 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,011 Well, why are you guys still coming in? 323 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,860 Rest and vest. 324 00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:45,457 Oh... 325 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,771 Because in order to fully vest your options, 326 00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:50,456 you've gotta wait until your contracts are up. 327 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,578 - I get it. - You catch on slow. 328 00:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,290 You'll fit right in here. 329 00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:57,335 Lunch? Arby's on El Camino? I'll drive. 330 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,693 No, let's walk. It'll take longer. 331 00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,570 Gotta do something to fill the day, right? 332 00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:03,852 I was drunk! You took advantage of me! 333 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:06,450 Man, they are really going at it. 334 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:11,053 So, last night, what was the girl situation? 335 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,774 And after all I've given up for this company. 336 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,375 Oh, what have you given up? 337 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:18,898 I owned 10% of Dinesh's app, 10% of Gilfoyle's app. 338 00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,258 Multiple potential streams of income. 339 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:24,499 Not to mention that 100% of the team that you have, 340 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:26,732 were all guys that I recruited for this house. 341 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,138 - That must be worth something to me. - It is. 342 00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:30,815 10% of Pied Piper! 343 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:33,581 For which I forewent, yes, that's a real word, 344 00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:35,619 one million dollars. 345 00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:38,571 I supported you, Richard. I bet on you. 346 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,978 And now you're just gonna give me a seat on the board, 347 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:42,814 only to retract that offer? 348 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:44,938 I can't even remember doing that! 349 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:48,611 Oh, really? Well, do you remember this particular dick-bag I got on video? 350 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,416 Because you did. 351 00:18:51,890 --> 00:18:53,051 Put it away. 352 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:54,696 It's right here. 353 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,377 Goddammit. 354 00:18:57,530 --> 00:19:00,211 - I've seen the video. - It's the wrong album, just give me a sec... 355 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,251 You know what? Fuck it! 356 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,776 You offering me a position on this board and reneging it 357 00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:06,297 is a perfect example of you having no vision, 358 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,418 no balls and no game. 359 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,330 Maybe he did blow him. 360 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,060 Well, love and hate. It's all passion. 361 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,179 And if that's the kind of company you wanna run, 362 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,337 well, then, fine. 363 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,976 God help you. 'Cause I sure as hell ain't. 364 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:21,975 What are you doing? 365 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,415 You give your loyalty to somebody... 366 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,770 - Let me help you. - Don't touch! 367 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,655 I can do it myself. 368 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,011 All right. 369 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:34,134 I just put it back on. Goddammit! 370 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,816 Okay. Read that back to me. 371 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:41,179 "Pied Piper's mission is to bring its unique compression algorithm to a variety..." 372 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,900 One thing you should know about living in this house 373 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,779 is I do not tolerate substance abuse. 374 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,581 There's no drinking and lying in this house. 375 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,581 I should have made that more clear to some of the current residents. 376 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,977 Like this one. Don't mind him. 377 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:55,894 He'll be gone soon when his company cakes its pants. 378 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:59,697 Hopefully, Jurgen, you'll be able to bring a more positive element to the house. 379 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:01,455 Let me show you the room I'm offering. 380 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,214 Some of his stuff is still in there, 381 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,497 but, as I mentioned, it will soon be gone. 382 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:08,814 Once his company cakes its pants. 383 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:11,699 It's okay. Just take a breath. 384 00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:13,574 It's fine. I'm fine. We just... 385 00:20:13,650 --> 00:20:15,891 Let's get through this. Okay, so, read this back to me. 386 00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:17,851 - "Pied Piper's mission..." - Hey, guys. 387 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:20,012 Hope you don't mind, the front door was just open. 388 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,296 Hi, Big Head. What's up? 389 00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:26,381 Honestly? Nothing. I've just been sitting around all day. 390 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:30,091 Not working. It's weird, you know? 391 00:20:30,170 --> 00:20:31,217 Yeah. 392 00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,411 So, what's up with you guys? 393 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:37,776 We're just sort of... 394 00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:40,217 We're getting ready for this big Peter Gregory meeting. 395 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:42,981 And we have a lot of work to do, so... 396 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,895 Cool. Very cool. 397 00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:53,051 You know, Richard, the irony is that if you had taken the ten million, 398 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,292 you'd be kicking back with a ton of money right now 399 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:56,371 and I'd still be working. 400 00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:59,778 But you didn't, obviously. And now I've got nothing to do, 401 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:03,377 I'm rolling in it, and you're working your ass off. 402 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,891 Life's funny isn't it? 403 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,055 You guys want to walk to Arby's, 404 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:12,411 maybe grab a bite, play a little hacky sack? 405 00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:19,014 Yeah. I should probably get back to work, anyway. 406 00:21:19,090 --> 00:21:21,855 I mean, not work, exactly, I don't... 407 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,820 I don't work. But, you know, just get back to Hooli. 408 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,220 Sit around all day and get paid a bunch of money to do nothing. 409 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,536 Weird. 410 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,014 You ready? 411 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,933 You know what you're going to say? You want to run it by me? 412 00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:40,456 No, no. I got this. Fuck Erlich. 413 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,170 You know, I turned down ten million dollars to build this thing. 414 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,860 You want vision, I will show you fucking vision. 415 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,297 I like this new angry side to you. 416 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:53,813 Being around angry people relaxes me, because I know where I stand. 417 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:58,213 Oh, shoot. I think I got something stuck in my teeth. 418 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:01,134 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, check it out. I'll be back in a sec. 419 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:20,811 Richard, it's Jared. Are you okay? 420 00:22:30,530 --> 00:22:34,774 Hey buddy, what's going on here? 421 00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:37,373 I thought I had something in my teeth, 422 00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:40,620 but when I looked over, right? I looked in the mirror like this, 423 00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:42,615 my pants, they hit the counter top, 424 00:22:42,690 --> 00:22:44,579 and it must have some water on there, right? 425 00:22:44,650 --> 00:22:47,771 So I got a spot on my pants, kinda looked like I pissed myself like a big baby. 426 00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:49,779 So what I did was, I just took off all my pants 427 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:51,853 and I put it in the water just to make it all completely wet. 428 00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:53,660 You know, that way I figured no one would really notice. 429 00:22:53,730 --> 00:22:55,653 So, you know, it wouldn't be as bad. I've got it under control. 430 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:57,061 I've sorted it out. We're good. 431 00:22:57,530 --> 00:23:00,977 Yes. So you felt this wouldn't look as bad. 432 00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:03,221 - Understood. - Yeah. 433 00:23:03,610 --> 00:23:05,499 But, Richard? 434 00:23:06,690 --> 00:23:10,456 Consider that maybe this might not be the best choice for the meeting? 435 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:13,621 Yeah. Holy... 436 00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:15,581 What the fuck am I doing? 437 00:23:16,210 --> 00:23:17,735 I can't go like this to the meeting. 438 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:20,456 Jared. I have no vision. 439 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,816 Yes, you do. 440 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:25,531 - I believe in you... - No, no, I literally have no vision. 441 00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:29,092 All I see is stars and swirls. I cannot see right now. 442 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:31,411 Okay, okay, let's get your pants on. 443 00:23:31,730 --> 00:23:33,380 Richard? Jared? Are you in there? 444 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:34,891 Ohh. 445 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:39,258 Hey, there's some weather over the ocean 446 00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:41,531 so Peter would love to get started. Are you guys ready? 447 00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,572 Yep. All good. Be there in a jiffy. 448 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:44,731 - Okay. - Oh. 449 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,332 Jared, I'm on a carpet in a bathroom. 450 00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:50,738 Yeah, okay. 451 00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:54,651 I know this isn't the best thing to say to someone having a panic attack, 452 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,700 but we need to hurry here. 453 00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:59,539 - Doing okay? - Yes, much better. 454 00:23:59,930 --> 00:24:01,216 Nope. Worse. 455 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:05,617 Richard, you're gonna listen to me if you know what's good for you. 456 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:06,730 Erlich. 457 00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:08,693 I may have been wrong about being a board member 458 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:12,013 and I may be wrong about being the Steve Jobs in our relationship. 459 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:14,861 But I do know this, you are the Steve Wozniak. 460 00:24:15,010 --> 00:24:18,253 And no Woz should go into a meeting like that alone. 461 00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:19,931 No. Actually... 462 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:23,173 So if you'll just let me come in, then I won't speak. 463 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,491 And I just think you should have somebody in there 464 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:27,459 who will actually have your back. 465 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:31,621 Okay. No, I... Erlich, I want you to be in there. 466 00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:33,421 Okay... Wait, what? 467 00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:34,861 Yes, and I need you to do all the talking. 468 00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:37,530 Because I feel like if I do I'm gonna puke all over Peter Gregory. 469 00:24:37,690 --> 00:24:39,772 Oh. Okay. Wow. 470 00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:42,332 That was easier than I... All the talking? 471 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,739 Oh, Erlich, you're here too? 472 00:24:45,450 --> 00:24:46,815 Okay. Come on in, guys. 473 00:24:47,370 --> 00:24:50,055 I'm going to stay here, I think. Because I look absurd. 474 00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:53,375 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 475 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,301 So what are you going to say? 476 00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:57,221 Fuck, I don't know. 477 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:06,735 Today's user wants access to all of their files 478 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:09,171 from all their devices instantly. 479 00:25:09,610 --> 00:25:11,612 That's why cloud-based is the Holy Grail. 480 00:25:11,890 --> 00:25:13,494 Now Dropbox is winning, 481 00:25:13,890 --> 00:25:15,858 but when it comes to audio and video files, 482 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:18,211 they might as well be called Dripbox. 483 00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:25,661 Using our platform, Pied Piper users would be able to compress all of their files 484 00:25:26,010 --> 00:25:29,617 to the point where they truly can access them instantly. 485 00:25:30,410 --> 00:25:31,571 We control the pipe, 486 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:33,571 they just use it. 487 00:25:34,330 --> 00:25:36,731 That's the vision in Richard Hendricks' head. 488 00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:48,171 Sure. 489 00:25:49,290 --> 00:25:50,530 Sounds fine. 490 00:25:51,370 --> 00:25:52,417 Oh. 491 00:25:52,490 --> 00:25:55,937 I received an email from Ron LaFlamme 492 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,140 saying that this gentleman 493 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:01,652 is going to be our third board member? 494 00:26:06,090 --> 00:26:08,172 Yes. Yes. 495 00:26:09,090 --> 00:26:11,570 Erlich helped me with all this stuff. He's very talented. 496 00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:13,335 I need him as a partner. 497 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,616 Fine. 498 00:26:25,130 --> 00:26:27,132 It's okay for you to leave now. 499 00:26:27,370 --> 00:26:28,610 All right, okay. 500 00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:35,899 Wait, is that you and Gavin Belson? 501 00:26:37,690 --> 00:26:40,739 Yes. It's an old photograph. 502 00:26:41,690 --> 00:26:42,737 Were you guys friends? 503 00:26:43,210 --> 00:26:44,416 I thought so. 504 00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:47,416 Good-bye. 505 00:26:51,290 --> 00:26:52,291 How'd it go? 506 00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:53,610 That was amazing. 507 00:26:53,690 --> 00:26:56,216 I mean, that was like everything in my head, but, like, clear. 508 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:57,890 Did you just make that up on the spot? 509 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:01,174 Yeah. We should probably write some of it down. 510 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:04,174 Yeah. Well, look. I gotta be honest, 511 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,816 I mean, I can't tell you how much this means. 512 00:27:06,930 --> 00:27:09,297 You really saved my ass even after I was such a dick to you. 513 00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:11,777 - You're making up! - What else could I do, Richard? 514 00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:13,301 You're my Wozniak. 515 00:27:14,610 --> 00:27:16,135 And I will always be... 516 00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:20,697 Motherfu...