1 00:00:15,220 --> 00:00:17,063 Fucking sketchy neighborhood, man. 2 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:21,105 You see that guy? That's Chuy Ramirez. 3 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:23,148 And he's gonna do our new logo. 4 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:26,941 That's the artist you were talking about? You said he had paintings in galleries. 5 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:30,706 His works hang in the gallery of the streets. 6 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:31,861 I'll be back in a flash. 7 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:33,590 Whoa, no. What? 8 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,389 Okay. 9 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:37,220 Man, we're just going to sit here like this? 10 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,947 Oh, shit. Look at this guy. 11 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:45,786 He's a scary individual. 12 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:47,464 Whoa. Um... 13 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:49,702 Hey, buddy. Do you have any drugs? 14 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:51,623 Please, let it up. Let it up. 15 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:53,145 If you don't let it go, I can't roll it up. 16 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,382 Just... Please, just... You fucking prick! 17 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:56,787 Ow! 18 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:58,140 I'm gonna beat you in your face! 19 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:00,950 Chuy Ramirez? 20 00:01:01,020 --> 00:01:03,148 Erlich Bachman. We spoke on the phone. 21 00:01:03,220 --> 00:01:04,551 - What's up, man? - Pleasure to meet you. 22 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:05,621 - All right. - Ah... 23 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,862 This is great. Look at this. 24 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:11,223 This is what we need, you know what I mean? Something raw. 25 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,587 We already have kind of a shitty name, Pied Piper, 26 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,504 but the last thing we want is two lowercase P's in a square 27 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,981 like those motherfuckers across the freeway would make. 28 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:20,141 This is what we want. 29 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,143 So you gonna give me stock options or what? 30 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:25,064 - What? - Yeah. You know Dave Choe? 31 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:26,949 He did all the murals over at Facebook. 32 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,626 He got a stock option deal, ended up making, like, $100 million. 33 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,065 I want a deal like that. 34 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:33,950 You know, I don't really speak all that Wall Street bullshit. 35 00:01:34,020 --> 00:01:35,146 You know what I'm saying? 36 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,383 We're just, like, five guys hanging out in a house, trying to make cool shit. 37 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:40,189 Well, you told me you own 10% of it. 38 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:42,388 So you must know something about it, right? 39 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:44,189 You could just give me some of your points. 40 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:45,591 Hey, I'm not an accountant, you know? 41 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:49,028 I don't even know what that means, a lot of those words. 42 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:51,068 You fucking prick! 43 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:02,301 Oh, you fucker. 44 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,986 Let me in. Please, please. I'll break this. I don't care. I don't care. 45 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:06,664 - I'll break this... - I can't hear you. 46 00:02:06,740 --> 00:02:07,900 Oh, God. 47 00:02:07,940 --> 00:02:09,783 I can't hear you. 48 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,304 Yeah, but you don't want stock in our company. 49 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:16,582 If I could go back in time, I wouldn't have taken the stock. 50 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:19,630 I would've taken cash only. I'm telling you... 51 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,385 - Who's that dude? - Uh, nobody. He's a coder. 52 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,269 You got a Latino working for you? 53 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:27,867 That's cool, yo. Not a lot of Latinos working in tech. 54 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,980 Yeah. Yeah, he's Latino. 55 00:02:31,060 --> 00:02:33,711 Yeah. And he's one of the best coders we have. 56 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,669 He kind of adds a Latin flair to the company. 57 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,742 I told you, we do things differently. 58 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:40,461 Yeah. You know what? 59 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:43,020 I could do a cash deal for a Latino company. 60 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,226 I think we should get out of here, though, 61 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:47,065 because I just painted over some dude's shit and people get shot behind that. 62 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:49,029 So I'll catch you on the flip. Peace! 63 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:51,068 Uh, okay. Peace, Chuy. 64 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:59,066 Oh, God. This is very real. 65 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:01,427 Hey, Dinesh! Get in the fucking car. 66 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,106 - There may be a drive-by about to happen. - What? 67 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:20,025 You promised this guy $10,000 without any approval? 68 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,102 - Are you high? - A little bit, yeah. 69 00:03:22,180 --> 00:03:23,386 But that's irrelevant. 70 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:25,667 A cool company needs a cool logo. 71 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,424 You think those guys over at Nucleus 72 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,549 are hiring a convicted felon to paint a mural on their garage? 73 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,429 For $10,000? No. 74 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:34,907 Look, I took a run at a burn down chart. 75 00:03:36,460 --> 00:03:38,861 Ugh. Jesus fucking Christ. 76 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:44,666 It's not pretty. 77 00:03:44,740 --> 00:03:48,028 The way things are going, we're not gonna finish for five months. 78 00:03:48,140 --> 00:03:51,826 And even with everyone on reduced salaries, we'll exhaust all our funding in four. 79 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:54,301 And that's without wasting $10,000 on artwork. 80 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:56,064 "Wasting"? I got a great deal. 81 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:58,507 You know, he wanted stock options until he saw Dinesh? 82 00:03:58,580 --> 00:04:00,548 Hold on, what? 83 00:04:00,620 --> 00:04:03,590 Don't be offended, but for some weird reason, 84 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,187 Chuy took a look at you and thought you were a Mexican. 85 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:10,870 Why would I be offended by that? 86 00:04:10,940 --> 00:04:12,021 What? 87 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,546 Why would I be offended by him thinking I'm Mexican? 88 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:15,906 He's Mexican, right? 89 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:18,790 Yeah, he is, but you're not. You're Pakistani. 90 00:04:18,860 --> 00:04:20,191 So? 91 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:25,903 Actually, the very fact that you think this would be offensive to me is offensive. 92 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:27,550 You're the one being racist. 93 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:30,191 No. I'm not the one who called you a Mexican. 94 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:33,662 Called me a Mexican? You're doing it again. 95 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,949 I'm bending over backwards to not be racist right now. 96 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:39,701 All right. Well, what did he say when you told him I wasn't Mexican? 97 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,504 I didn't. 98 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:42,661 And why not? 99 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:45,107 Because I wanted him to paint our garage for cheap. 100 00:04:46,540 --> 00:04:49,510 I genuinely don't know how to respond to that. 101 00:04:49,580 --> 00:04:51,070 You know, I'm not gonna take the bait here. 102 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:52,710 I am not a racist, all right? 103 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:57,149 I watch a lot of black porn. I mean, a lot. 104 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:58,870 One question. 105 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:04,390 In this porn, is the man black, or the woman black, or are they both? 106 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:07,225 Is one of those racist, and the others aren't? 107 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:09,428 I'll hack his browser history. We'll get to the bottom of this. 108 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,547 Yep. 109 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,622 Hold on. That's unnecessary. 110 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:14,711 Hold on. 111 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:15,780 Richard? 112 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:17,822 Can you explain this to me? 113 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,100 Hmm? 114 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:20,140 What? 115 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:22,421 I just got a text from my friend at TechCrunch. 116 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,071 Pied Piper just got into this year's Startup Battlefield? 117 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,904 Oh, really? Oh, that's so cool. 118 00:05:26,980 --> 00:05:30,348 No. No, it isn't. We're already seeded, Richard. 119 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:33,071 Why would we enter a start-up competition at a tech conference? 120 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:36,701 I sent in the application a few months ago and I totally forgot about it. 121 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:38,225 Relax, I will withdraw. 122 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:39,825 Relax? 123 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:41,470 This house is chaos. 124 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:44,544 I gave up a great job and stock options at Hooli to come here 125 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,702 because I thought Pied Piper could be viable, 126 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,431 but it never will be unless we make some changes. 127 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,629 We need to operate like a business or we're not going to... 128 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:56,106 Richard? 129 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,141 Richard? 130 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,751 Thanks for coming in, Nelson. 131 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:04,505 Mr. Belson is very excited to meet with you. 132 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:07,868 I thought he was in Jackson Hole this week. 133 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:10,420 Yes, he is. We're going to call him up on the TeleHuman. 134 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,706 It's amazing. 135 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:15,421 It's holographic 3D teleconferencing technology that we've acquired. 136 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:19,186 It's going to feel as if Gavin is right here in the room with you. 137 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,149 Oh, it's him! 138 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:22,460 It's him! 139 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:27,466 Hello, Nelson. Thanks for meeting with me. 140 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,782 Whoa. Hi. That's cool. 141 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:31,862 Am I a hologram over there, too? 142 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:34,591 What? No, of course not. 143 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,584 Question. Do you still talk to Richard Hendricks? 144 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:38,747 Uh... 145 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:41,664 Yeah. I mean, not about Nucleus or anything... 146 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:44,391 Why would he enter Pied Piper in TechCrunch Disrupt? 147 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:48,101 I know a lot of big players have come out of it, Dropbox, Yammer, what have you. 148 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:50,148 But Peter Gregory's already funding him. 149 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:52,985 Why would he let Richard do this? It makes no sense. 150 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:55,791 I don't know. I didn't even know Richard got in. 151 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:57,828 Is Peter Gregory toying with me? 152 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,823 Is he trying to make Richard seem folksy? 153 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,062 Like some aw-shucks boy-genius 154 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:04,711 entering an even/man's competition? 155 00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:06,384 Mr. Belson? 156 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,985 - Can you hear me? - Hello? 157 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,347 - Can you hear me? - Yeah, it's just... It's sort of fading. 158 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:11,910 - Hello? - Hello. 159 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:14,108 Hello? 160 00:07:14,220 --> 00:07:16,951 - I'm hearing you. It's just the image is... - Nelson, shut up for a second-. 161 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:19,671 If you can hear me, make a gesture. 162 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,141 Is that... Do you... I hear you. Is this... 163 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:23,790 I have no idea what you're saying, Nelson. 164 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,067 Nelson. Nelson. Can you help me, please? 165 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:33,501 Okay, I think what happened was when you set it up, you forgot to... 166 00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:36,424 I didn't set it up. I paid one of you people to set it up. 167 00:07:36,940 --> 00:07:38,271 Just fix it. 168 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:40,064 Uh... Okay. 169 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:44,471 Here's the thing, it's not working. 170 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:45,861 Um... 171 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,942 The audio's still working. You could just use that. 172 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:50,387 "The audio is working"? Excuse me? 173 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:53,703 I paid 20 million fucking dollars to acquire this company. 174 00:07:53,780 --> 00:07:55,509 Fuck you, "the audio is working"! 175 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,981 Audio worked 100 fucking years ago! 176 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,461 You fucking piece of shit... 177 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:06,069 - it appears we've lost him. - Yeah. 178 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:08,541 - Why don't we just try Hooli-Chat instead? - Yeah. 179 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,871 Ah, that's better. Sorry. 180 00:08:14,940 --> 00:08:17,147 The TeleHuman is a great piece of technology. 181 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:20,269 Unfortunately, the broadband isn't that great out here in rural Wyoming. 182 00:08:20,340 --> 00:08:22,981 - That presents a great business opportunity... 183 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:27,471 Nelson, make a gesture... hear me. 184 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,669 Oh, for fuck's sake. 185 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:35,905 Uh... I think you forgot to update your software. 186 00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:39,143 God damn it. 187 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:43,911 Oh. 188 00:08:47,940 --> 00:08:48,987 Hello? 189 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,141 Oh, hi, Gavin. 190 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:54,470 What's that? I'm sorry, you're kind of breaking up there. 191 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:56,821 Hello? Hello? 192 00:08:58,060 --> 00:08:59,949 Okay, let's start the meeting. 193 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:02,068 I think we need to define our corporate culture. 194 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:06,510 Our whole corporate culture is that we don't have a corporate culture. 195 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,423 That is totally ridiculous, Gilfoyle. 196 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,231 The main reason dogs are perceived to have a more keen sense of smell 197 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,904 is because their noses are closer to the ground. 198 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:17,110 Therefore, with a little practice, I could easily have as keen a sense of smell as a dog's. 199 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,109 Guys? I guess you didn't see the sign. 200 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,621 We're actually having a meeting here. 201 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:22,986 Congratulations. 202 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,182 It's sort of for management only. 203 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:32,190 Are you fucking serious right now? Are you really kicking us out? 204 00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:35,104 Well, I thought, maybe you guys could just take your food into the living room. 205 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,700 So you want to have a meeting in the room where all the food is, 206 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,981 while we eat our food in the room where all the computers are? 207 00:09:40,060 --> 00:09:43,143 Guys, just five minutes. Please? 208 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:52,706 Okay, you see? This is a case in point. 209 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:56,626 This is a company, and yet we have no boundaries and no protocol. 210 00:09:56,700 --> 00:10:00,546 We need to establish a clear corporate culture or we're not gonna make it. 211 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,543 Take Dinesh and Gilfoyle. 212 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:05,544 They are wasting an enormous amount of time arguing. 213 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,221 What if we were to separate them, right? 214 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:10,184 Divide their existing work space into two areas. 215 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:12,149 We could put in some kind of portable barrier... 216 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,029 He's talking about cubicles! 217 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,864 We are not doing cubicles. No way! 218 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,820 No, no, no, no. Don't think of it as a cubicle. 219 00:10:17,860 --> 00:10:20,864 Just think of it as a, uh, neutral-colored enclosure, 220 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:23,341 about yay high, around your workspace. 221 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,184 Okay, fine. But do you know who uses cubicles? 222 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,069 Every single Fortune 500 company. 223 00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,471 Why? Because they work. 224 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,907 He's trying to turn us into corporate rock, Richard. 225 00:10:35,980 --> 00:10:38,904 - No. - We are punk rock. 226 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,870 Actually, you know, I think a better analogy would be jazz. 227 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,307 Like we riff and improvise around a central theme 228 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:45,791 to create one cohesive piece of music. 229 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:48,545 No, no. They teach fucking jazz at Juilliard. 230 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,543 We're not jazz. We're fucking punk rock. 231 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,224 You see? You see? 232 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:55,907 You guys are arguing over what metaphor to use to agree with each other. 233 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,586 This is the inefficiency I'm trying to eliminate. 234 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:03,791 My suggestions could actually help you beat me in this argument. 235 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,305 Do you see the irony there? 236 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:17,186 I can't argue with this. 237 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,341 Yo, Erlich! 238 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,751 Uh, Chuy's here. 239 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:22,505 No. And this is the craziest one of all. 240 00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,947 I mean, we're really about to spend $10,000 241 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:28,103 on a logo we could generate in-house for free? 242 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,386 It's madness. 243 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:32,066 You want a logo? Here. 244 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:33,824 Just... 245 00:11:33,940 --> 00:11:37,581 There. I just saved this company $10,000. 246 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:40,425 Are you fucking serious? Lowercase letters? 247 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,583 Twitter, lowercase Google, lowercase 248 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:45,589 Facebook, lowercase 249 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,704 Every fucking company in the Valley has lowercase letters. 250 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:50,623 Why? Because it's safe. 251 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,829 But we aren't going to do that. 252 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,868 We're gonna go with Chuy. 253 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:57,704 Unless any of you gringos wants to go out there 254 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,703 and tell a guy with three assault convictions 255 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:02,147 that we're not gonna give him the money we promised him. 256 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,462 Hmm? That's what I thought. 257 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,542 I mean... God. 258 00:12:10,420 --> 00:12:12,787 Are you still enjoying your asparagus, sir? 259 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,386 I was never enjoying it. 260 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,543 I only eat it for the nutrients. 261 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:19,985 You may take it. 262 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:24,620 Oh, shit. 263 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:29,309 Peter, I don't want to upset you, 264 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:31,428 but Gavin Belson just walked in. 265 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,664 Does he see us? 266 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:43,981 I don't know. He must know that you're here. 267 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:48,270 If I scurry to the restroom, do you imagine he would... 268 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,627 Peter! 269 00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,623 I didn't know you came here. 270 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,700 Gavin. 271 00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,430 Hello. 272 00:12:58,180 --> 00:13:00,069 Nice to see you. 273 00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:01,585 And you as well. 274 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,261 How are you? 275 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,823 Well. 276 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,629 - And you? - Not bad. 277 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:14,431 I just got back from Jackson Hole. 278 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,587 Have you been? 279 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,587 I have not. 280 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,503 But I hear good things. 281 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,384 You look well. 282 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,666 Are you exercising? 283 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,947 I have begun to do Pilates. 284 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:31,821 I hear that's good. 285 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,271 I like it. 286 00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:37,466 Yes. 287 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,701 Well, I didn't mean to interrupt. 288 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,070 Nice to see you, Peter. 289 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,471 - Goodbye now. - Okay. 290 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,029 You know, I almost forgot. 291 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:59,584 I saw that Pied Piper is in the Startup Battlefield at TechCrunch Disrupt. 292 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:04,222 It inspired me to call TechCrunch and offer to be their keynote speaker. 293 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:06,149 They were quite accommodating. 294 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:11,260 Especially when I said that I'd make the event the grand unveiling of Nucleus. 295 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:15,310 So, I will see you all at the conference. 296 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,708 This is displeasing. 297 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,307 I have never seen him so incensed. 298 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,144 What the hell were you thinking, Richard? 299 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:32,190 How could you not tell us that you entered TechCrunch Disrupt? 300 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,183 I applied before I even met you guys. 301 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,422 I wasn't gonna say anything because I was gonna withdraw. 302 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,185 - No, you're not. - I'm not? Why not? 303 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:43,504 Because of you, Gavin Belson is debuting Nucleus at TCD. 304 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:46,709 If you pull out, it looks like Peter is running away from Gavin. 305 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:51,502 So like it or not, you are presenting a live demo in front of the world in eight weeks. 306 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:53,230 A live demo of what? 307 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:57,191 I entered TCD with an early build of Pied Piper when it was still just a music app. 308 00:14:57,260 --> 00:15:00,025 No. Sorry. Executive decision. We are not doing TechCrunch. 309 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,502 Okay. So let me just tell you what's gonna happen. 310 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:07,346 Peter will pull all of his support and pass on any further funding, 311 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,151 which, as you know, is the most flaming signaling risk on Earth. 312 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:15,181 You'll burn through the rest of your runway, no one will step in, then you'll go bust. 313 00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:16,830 I don't get it. 314 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,221 Doesn't Peter Gregory want what's best for the company? 315 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:24,271 Look. I'm going to be straight with you. 316 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:30,508 Peter Gregory doesn't care. 317 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,345 - About? - You. 318 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,621 Wait. Just him or both of us? 319 00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,180 Any of you. Pied Piper. 320 00:15:39,260 --> 00:15:41,831 Okay... 321 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,346 Uh, well, then why did he back us? 322 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:48,027 Does he just want to piss off Gavin Belson? He spent $200,000 just... 323 00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,148 Yeah, that's nothing. 324 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:54,020 Peter would spend millions just to mildly annoy Gavin. 325 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,590 These are billionaires, Richard. 326 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:59,102 Humiliating each other is worth more to them than we'll make in a lifetime. 327 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,866 I see. 328 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,944 And you conveniently forgot to mention any of this 329 00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:08,627 when you were convincing me to turn down $10 million? 330 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:12,147 And now I'm in the middle of some pissing contest between two billionaires. 331 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,230 In fairness, 332 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:18,021 Gavin only offered you the $10 million because we started pursuing you... 333 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,620 Yeah, but he offered it to me, Monica! He offered it to me. 334 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,589 $10 dollars and I didn't take it. 335 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:25,630 Because you came to me when I was puking and freaking out 336 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:28,544 and told me that Peter Gregory believed in me, 337 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,702 when in reality, he didn't even give a flying fuck! 338 00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:32,106 - Richard... - Oh, my God. 339 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:36,071 I didn't turn down $10 million because of Peter Gregory, Monica! 340 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,142 I turned it down because of you! 341 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:45,224 However angry he is, I am one-tenth as angry. 342 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:51,144 Because one of the $10 million would've been mine. 343 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,791 - Because I own 10%. - I know. 344 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,510 - Of Pied Piper. - I know! 345 00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,745 It's push. 346 00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:13,620 We didn't think we were going to get this thing done when we had five months to do it. 347 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,661 Now we have two? 348 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,384 Granted, it's not ideal, but we're just gonna have to... 349 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:17,746 What the good fuck? 350 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:20,505 What is happening? Is that Dinesh? 351 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,583 Is that the Statue of Liberty? 352 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,549 And it's... 353 00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,190 There's penetration. 354 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,743 Oh! Hey, neighbor. 355 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,581 - Ashley's getting big! - Aw. 356 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,389 She looks... 357 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,542 - What do we do? - I don't know. Paint over it. 358 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,500 No, no, no. You can't paint over it. It's, like, the code of the streets. 359 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,224 - People get shot behind that. - Oh, good. 360 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,950 Hey. So what do guys think, man? 361 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,306 Uh... 362 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,303 I think Erlich had a few thoughts. 363 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,826 So, I gotta... 364 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:50,701 I'll let you... 365 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,665 Uh... 366 00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:58,984 Here's the headline. 367 00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:02,189 There's a lot right with it. A lot of good stuff in there. 368 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,825 But I just... Do you think the piece is working? 369 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:10,986 I mean, maybe it's a bit too graphic for the space? 370 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,425 No way. Look at it. 371 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,185 It comments on the whole Latino struggle for justice in America. 372 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,981 But even without all the symbolism, it's just aesthetically pleasing. 373 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,061 Yeah. 374 00:18:20,780 --> 00:18:24,466 All right, here's the real shit, Chuy. 375 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,349 Uh, you know, our prize coder, 376 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:29,902 he's actually not Latino. 377 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,461 What? 378 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,383 Yeah. Point of fact is, he's Pakistani. 379 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,666 Homes, you lied to me. 380 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:37,141 No, no, no. You thought he was Latino, 381 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:40,349 and I thought that I would be racist telling you you were wrong. 382 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,661 Come on, man. Why would you think that? 383 00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:44,822 Thinking that, now that's racist. 384 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:48,541 God, I can't Win with that. 385 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:53,342 Look, Chuy, painting a guy named Dinesh Chugtai as an Aztec warrior 386 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,030 just doesn't make sense. 387 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,501 Yeah. You know what? 388 00:18:58,580 --> 00:18:59,706 I think you might be right, boss. 389 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:02,260 Great. That's... Um... 390 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,388 So... Perfect. So change that 391 00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:08,704 and then don't have him be fucking the literal symbol of freedom. 392 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:11,021 And then, whatever else you wanna do. 393 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,148 - All right. - All right. 394 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:18,226 If I had known, we could have withdrawn your application before any of this happened. 395 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,951 This is exactly why we need to have clearer lines of communication. 396 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,545 I know, Jared, I know. 397 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:27,501 Listen, I'd like to institute an organizational system called Scrum. 398 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:28,826 Scrum is designed to... 399 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,709 All right, you have one hour! Go! 400 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,982 No. 401 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:34,266 No. Just musty. 402 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,705 Uh, what's going on? 403 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,225 Gilfoyle bet me 100 bucks 404 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:40,184 that if I touched one object in this room, he could find it just by sniffing. 405 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,064 Okay. Not now, please. 406 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,428 No, it has to be now. I just masturbated to heighten my focus. 407 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,070 I have a 15-minute refractory period. 408 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,945 - Ow. - Uh, well, we have a lot of work to get done. 409 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:51,425 So maybe we should do that instead, please? 410 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,581 Dude, relax, okay? 411 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,424 We each ripped through a full module this morning. 412 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,821 We're just taking a little break. 413 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,141 DRM is now a thing of beauty. 414 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,190 - Wait. You did DRM? - Yeah. 415 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,386 I did DRM. 416 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,871 Why did you do DRM? 417 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,942 I said I would do DRM, you would do error handling. 418 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:09,183 Anything to do with "error" sounds like your whole vibe. 419 00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,261 Yeah, I handle errors like you every day. 420 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:11,341 Scrum? 421 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,026 - Yes, Scrum. - Scrum. 422 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:17,908 So from "rules based filtering," we go to "workflow," 423 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:20,790 at which point that card is moved from the "icebox" 424 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:25,343 into the "in progress" column and it stays there until it is ready for "testing." 425 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:28,663 Okay. This increases visibility into our team's progress. 426 00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,391 And that, gentlemen, is Scrum. 427 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,388 Welcome to the next eight weeks of our lives. 428 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,349 This just became a job. 429 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,067 Okay, so here are the cards 430 00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:41,871 I'm adding under this epic for the ingestion engine. 431 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,590 And there are three stories here. 432 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,944 How long do we think each one will take? 433 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,182 I don't know. Who cares? 434 00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:50,546 Four hours apiece? 435 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,344 Yeah. Maybe for you. 436 00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:54,900 Each one of those tasks would take me three max. 437 00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:56,664 Not "tasks,"stories." 438 00:20:56,740 --> 00:20:58,902 I've got a story. Why don't you choke on my balls? 439 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,550 Well, how about this? 440 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,827 Why don't you each take one story, right? 441 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,261 Okay. 442 00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,547 And we'll see who's right. 443 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,349 You see what he's doing, right? 444 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:12,503 He's trying to get us to compete so we work faster. 445 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:17,825 He thinks this wall of Psych 101, MBA, mind control bullshit 446 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,271 is going to motivate us. 447 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:22,264 Fine. Don't compete. Do them at whatever speed you like. 448 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,068 Uh, Jared. 449 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,230 Uh... 450 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,790 I know these guys. 451 00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:32,750 I really don't think Scrum is gonna work for them. 452 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,822 Whoa... Just trust in the system. 453 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:38,029 So we're just going to work at a nice, leisurely pace, right? 454 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,670 Sure. 455 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:43,185 Wait, why are you typing faster? 456 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,546 I'm not. 457 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,703 Maybe my leisurely pace is just a little faster than yours. 458 00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,308 Cocksucker. 459 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,783 Boo-yah. 460 00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:59,341 Guys, have you been out front yet? 461 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:00,546 'Cause you might wanna come see this. 462 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,066 - I'm good. - Fuck off, we're working. 463 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:04,421 Wow. 464 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,582 This took a lot of work. 465 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,549 I mean, I'm already smiling. 466 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,827 Did he really have to paint me giving the thumbs-up? 467 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,265 It's gratuitous. 468 00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,865 Really? That's the gratuitous part? 469 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:15,749 Well, and Dinesh's shaft... 470 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:17,231 - Oh, no. - Uh... 471 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,109 Oh shit. 472 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:22,984 Are one of you the homeowner? 473 00:22:23,060 --> 00:22:24,425 Yeah, I am. 474 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,231 We've had a number of complaints about your artwork here. 475 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,911 Look, what you do inside the house is your own business... 476 00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:32,028 - Oh, no. We don't do that. - Oh, no... 477 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,104 But that is you, is it not? The individual on the right? 478 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:36,821 Yeah. 479 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,265 You're gonna need to paint over this. 480 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:41,264 Oh, I don't think the artist would like that. He's Latino. 481 00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:42,387 Hmm. 482 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:43,461 Was that racist? 483 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,341 Why are you asking me? 484 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,107 Oh... 485 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:49,308 I mean, I could've asked anybody, but you're... 486 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,348 it doesn't matter. I have a solution. 487 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:52,860 We put it up. 488 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,425 We don't put it down. Leave it up. 489 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,025 No, no, no. No, no, no! Close it! 490 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,829 No... 491 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:03,785 Look at this, left from the previous tenant. 492 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:04,860 Unbelievable. 493 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:07,904 I can't believe I didn't enter the garage until this point. 494 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:09,345 I mean, is that marijuanas? 495 00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,582 We're gonna need to take those. 496 00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:16,587 Or we leave them and wait to see if the criminal returns to the scene of the crime. 497 00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,304 What do you say, please? 498 00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:24,145 Okay. So I keep the mural, and I keep the 10 G's. 499 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,426 What do you get? 500 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:29,585 I just thought when I got a new garage door, maybe you could come and paint a new logo. 501 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:33,221 Something just as artistic, but maybe a little less challenging. 502 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:37,350 Hey! Don't look under there. Get away from there! 503 00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:38,501 That's not me. 504 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:46,991 Um, just to be honest with you, I really, really, really need this. 505 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:50,030 So, I'm trying to be vulnerable in front of you. 506 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,909 I don't know. Is this a safe place? 507 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,988 Look, you can be vulnerable, ese, but this ain't a safe place. 508 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:58,620 A plumber got stabbed just last week right where you're standing. 509 00:23:58,660 --> 00:23:59,866 What? Jesus Christ! 510 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,261 What... Why would you stab a plumber? 511 00:24:04,140 --> 00:24:07,906 All right. It was worth a try. Thanks anyway, Chuy. 512 00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:10,350 Wait. 513 00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:13,026 Just go ahead and leave the mural. I like looking at it. 514 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:16,104 And plus, I think I know what kind of logo you white boys might like. 515 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,103 Uh, that's amazing. Thank you, Chuy! 516 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:20,945 - Uh, yeah. Appreciate it. - All right, man. 517 00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,590 - Yes, one of those, too. - All right. 518 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,585 Another one down. 519 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:30,425 Did you really? 520 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,548 You still working on that last one? 521 00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,668 Take your time. There's no rush, Dinesh. 522 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,944 Feeling pretty happy about yourself? 523 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,304 I'm pretty happy with ourself. 524 00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:48,509 Hello? 525 00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:50,947 Hey, is Richard here? 526 00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:53,341 I don't know. 527 00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:55,866 - Hey. - Hey. 528 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:59,071 Come to check up on your investment? 529 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:01,825 Listen, you were right. 530 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:03,982 I played you a little. 531 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:05,505 Maybe a lot. 532 00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,869 I got caught up in making the deal. 533 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:12,229 All right? And I would like to say that I was just doing my job, 534 00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:14,581 but that's the excuse that the Nazis used, 535 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,901 so I'm not really sure how effective that one is. 536 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:18,345 Your point being? 537 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:21,742 I'm sorry. 538 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,709 But I'm also not sorry. 539 00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:26,101 The reason I pushed Peter to seed you is, 540 00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:28,626 I think you have an unbelievably good platform. 541 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:31,863 Way better than the rest of his other compression plays, 542 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,420 which I apologize for not telling you about. 543 00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:39,023 Look, I know eight weeks isn't a lot of time to get this ready, 544 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:41,785 but I get the feeling you're the kind of guy that does better 545 00:25:41,860 --> 00:25:43,385 when there's a fire lit under his ass. 546 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:46,702 It's a pretty big fire. 547 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,669 It is. 548 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:50,708 And by the way, 549 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:55,024 you're the only one of Peter's companies that I've invested 10% of my annual salary in. 550 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,346 So I really hope that you can do this. 551 00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:02,141 Uh, well, I don't know how. 552 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:03,870 I guess we'll find out. 553 00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:10,584 I saw the logo out front. 554 00:26:10,660 --> 00:26:13,061 I didn't know it was, uh... 555 00:26:13,140 --> 00:26:15,461 Cool. Guys, the new logo! 556 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,420 Can we please both go? 557 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:21,825 You go first. 558 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:28,621 I love it. 559 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,508 Well, it's lowercase, 560 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:34,184 but at least it isn't racist. 561 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,506 Is it? 562 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:38,786 It's Chuy Ramirez? 563 00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:42,546 I'm impressed. He sold a mural today for a half-million bucks. 564 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,943 It wasn't on a garage door, was it? 565 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:52,026 You don't think it's too incendiary for the offices? 566 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:56,150 Gavin, you got where you are by challenging sensibilities. 567 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:57,585 You know me well. 568 00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,189 It is pretty raunchy, though.